The Nerd's Anger Management - 30 minute relaxation (AUDIO)
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- Dim the lights. Lay down, and listen to this relaxation recording. Escape into your own mind, and tell the world to go f*** itself.
Originally posted in 2012 on Cinemassacre.com
New AVGN episode next week. #retro #retrogaming #nes #snes #jamesrolfe #mikematei #atari #playthrough #gameplay #gamereview
It's not even a cheap joke but a legit successful AVGN meditation. James is special. I'm proud to be a fan of his.
really? because i could not stop laughing. but i meditate to chill hop so i didn't actually need this.
the blown capacitor *GASP* 😱 YOU MONSTER 😠
Spider
This is weird to me though
But I like Cinemassacre anyways
I'm sure that some people love this meditation stuff, so I'm happy James is putting options for everyone
Spider YES?
@HateSolstice127 Was it really, though? I unironically use this almost daily.
He's the calmest gamer you ever heard...he's the Zen Nintendo nerd
Soup Bear Games He’s the relaxed Atari Sega nerd
Zentendo nerd.
NinjaZenDojo Nerd
It's the Calm Video Game Player
He's the calmest Atari Sega nerd
He's gonna take you to a comfortable place, to play some decent games at a leisurely pace
He's felling fine, just where he is, there is not a place that he'd rather be
When a game, starts acting up, he deals with it calmly just like you and me
He's the one and only chillest gamer
He's the absolutely centered gamer
He's the Calm Video Game Player
He's gonna take you back to the past
He's not now Angry, but he's the best
The Relaxed Video Game Enthusiast
That one almost sounds like one of those AM radio stations, where they review books from lesser-known authors.
He wouldn't let terrible control make him angry with level design.
He likes to eat a bowl of soup, with some Ritz crackers and down it with wine.
As someone who sometimes falls asleep to the AVGN playlist, this is absolutely hilarious to me.
I do that too
Nathan Bartocci
Same here, pals.
I do that too
same
Saaaame.
It's the angriest management you've ever heard....
he's gonna bring you back to the past...
Napstablook to repress the shitty memories that suck ass
Brian Griffin ..and he will say no, no, no
"He's gonna tell the world to f*ck off!"
never thought the Nerd would become a Zen master
When you breathe in, imagine the word "fuck".
When you breathe out, imagine the word "off".
- The Nerd, 2017
2012
i loved this video back in 2012. I really want to see a few more
when's a new boundry break ?
Tchitchouan Inouane bruh, he just uploaded 4 days ago and he's probably working on another right now...
BRITENESS this is a re-upload...you can still find the original from 2012 on his site 😂
Ur here? Lol
He cant. Once he played Castlevania 1, all the Zen gamer in him vanished. Those medusa heads
This was... suprisingly relaxing.
Of course, having "Aquatic Ambience" from the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack certainly doesn't hurt.
I thought that was from super Mario 64? @9:30
@@willkriss1497 yes that’s from the pyramid level in mario 64
Thanks for not buying rareware Nintendo on today's 20th anniversary of Microsoft buying rare on September 24th, 2002. You had something real great and ya let it slip through your hands. Sorry I had to get that out there
This is my go-to relaxation tape. James surprisingly has a very calming voice and this just works. Just do what he says, keep breathing, and you'll be surprised.
Sim City theme music for the win!! : )
Thank you James. I've been going through a ton of stress lately with school, work, social anxiety, and my family. It was nice to imagine being back in my childhood room. This really helped me after the shitty day i've had. I'm gonna try using the fuck off tactic for now on.
Same dude, I was so stressed the past 3 weeks with shit and this came out right when I needed it
When life pisses you off, give it the finger man. Just give it the finger.
Traphouse Luffy same
Wow James, that was fucking amazing. I followed your instructions, listened to your voice, and was swept away into bliss. It really worked, and Ive always been a skeptic of these sorts of things. The best part was all my favorite childhood video game music towards the end. I awoke feeling rested and restored. I will definitely listen to this again whenever I need it. Thank you.
right - the music killed it - I concur I feel great! glad it worked for you too
I wouldn’t really call it anger management as much as I’d call it a guided meditation. This helps me fall asleep sometimes
"Therapists... Ther-ap-ists... The rapists. You don't wanna go to the rapists."
Wiser words have never been spoken.
SBox180 Reminds me of Arrested Development.
And Burt Reynolds playing as Sean Connery in the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skit.
Darrel Hammond did the Sean Connery impresion.
Mind fuckers
Oh drat. Yep, that was Hammond, not Reynolds. My bad.
Love the soundtrack! I recognise some Super Mario 64 tunes in there.
9:00 Lethal Lava Land (Vulcano level)
15:00 Dire, Dire Docks (Sunken ship level)
31:10 Lethal Lava Land (Vulcano level) again
Lol, i noticed too!
Let's not forget Kakariko Village from Legend Of Zelda - Ocarina of Time at 28:26
Only someone like James could get away with making a video like this.
emptysaint Just audio and no visual?
Well, you know, actually it's nota a video, it's audio :P
And with lots of swearing.
Just felt like listening to this again, and didn't realize how much I needed it. Just wanted to listen to it in order to relax and have some laughs. Both happened, but the old game music mixed with certain things that were said hit me in a way that made me teary eyed.
I apparently needed this when I didn't even know I did. Thanks, James.
This is the best relaxation tape in existence. Thank you, James. You nailed it, once again.
This has really made my day! I'm feeling much better, everything that has been bothering me has washed away, including people who have caused pain. Thanks James!
I've always wanted a meditation guide from a nerd.
Immediately went to Cinemassacre's site, hopefully finding the .mp3 version.
Was not disappointed. :)
You could just copy the video link and put it on a UA-cam to mp3 converter website
dang. I was so gettiing into this and my friend just barged into my room. Still this actually helped me relax quite a bit. Thank you James.this was very pleasant.
This actually helped me during a stressful evening. Thanks.
Same here.
But how did my phone know I was having a bad day?
Same
“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”
― George Sand
ChronicWTFSyndrome Not like you... everything on this planet is so soft, and smooth...
ChronicWTFSyndrome What have you done.
Pure genius this relaxation audio. To this day I still keep it in my playlist. Very useful.
BTW, the image of the Nerd meditating in his room is priceless.
NEED MORE NERD MEDITATION VIDEOS
COMPLETE WITH THE BEST VIDEO GAME MUSIC OF ALL TIME.
Indeed, the themes were unexpected
This auctally helps alot. I feel stressed alot and my body always feels so thight up and stressed. Maybe out of fear or anxiety. But this auctally helped me to relax my body and my mind and i feel fine now. I dont worry anymore about dumb stuff. Thanks avgn. Who thought that the nerd who made me laugh for all of those years also helped me relax and relief my stress :)
He's the calmest gamer you've ever heard
he'd rather have......
He's the calm Atari, Sega nerd!
geoffrey mad dawg A peaceful nap... Instead of playing more games that are crap...
The Angry Zentendo Nerd.
Good meme
AVGN achieves Nirvana during an intense meditation session and ascends into the 9th dimension to battle Super Mecha Death Christ for all eternity.
Xenodroid battle /with/
FUCKERS!!!
"This mummy is about to have a dream. You are dreaming of being a mummy, so it's a dream within a dream. Nothing deserves any thought." Wonderful words acting as a precursor to some version of Dire Dire Docks.
James is using legit techniques like autogenic training. Focusing on individual parts of our body and imagining sensations on these specific parts. Kudos James! Autogenic training has been a huge part of my life for years now!
Jory Stultz It's good, but not as good as auto-erotic asphyxiation. I think you know it.
JDMTuna If you feel relaxed while you're choking yourself then you're not doing it hard enough bud. Happy to help.
I have asthma so it's not really my thing. *puffs inhaler*
This is actually one of the best videos I've seen in my entire life. Thank you, James.
I ... feel ...... different
Lil P5ych0 I feel worse! and somehow confused?
Never thought I'd be a Marshmallow-Moon-Mummy today.
James is too good for this world! xD
this is needed for everyone cause everyone gets stressed out
Per AVGN norm, it's certainly great for a laugh on its surface. Just the idea of it made me chuckle at how strangely appropriate it is. Definitely explains how the Nerd's never popped a cog after all the shitty games he's had to endure - he'd have to be a meditation master!
But if you take a moment and actually try and go along with it, it works surprisingly well, and acts as a great alternative to the usual "flavor" of guided meditation videos out there.
Great one, James! Thanks!
I like it I felt it worked great!
This is the greatest UA-cam video of all time.
I felt weightless. I felt different sensations of gravity. I could feel the waves underneath me. This was just amazing. My god, a little too happy right now. Thank you.
Confirmed AVGN best motivational speaker
Thank You very much for this video James! This actually help me while I was depressed and now I feel really better now!
I actually remember watching this when I was upset long time ago
I haven't laughed this hard consistently in a while. Thanks James! this is pure gold
Tf? It's platinum 💯💥🅱️🌚
I'm being really honest, this really helped me and it calmed me down right away. I feel so relaxed after all that happened today and in the recent months. Thank you James.
Thanks for making this, James! I went through the whole visualization and it was actually relaxing af.
AVGN is training to become a shaolin monk.
Or the Satsui no Hadou awakened after playing Karate Kid.
It could be lost footage of his ninja training during his Ninja Gaiden video
to play soccer?
Kaz Kobb, you're very attractive :) 💜
Preston Scott
umm thank u lol
This actually really helped me ease up and relax this morning. I'd actually been feeling pretty tense for... months, if not years.
I can say, this worked, and I feel more relaxed than I had ever felt before.
Thanks, James. I really appreciate it, the help you gave me with this.
God Bless.
Needed this in my life
Hey, this is actually really cool. Honestly, I'd love to have more relaxation "tapes" like this. I love the way you describe the mental images and situations, it really is legitimately relaxing.
hopefully this video will always b here just in case
I really can't thank you enough for this video. Whenever I'm super stressed or having panic attacks, this is the only thing that can make me feel better. Whenever I'm feeling bad, I always remind myself.
I am the mummy.
I didn't know I wanted Nerd ASMR, but here we are...
I actually was really easily able to fall asleep to this after having trouble sleeping for several hours. Thanks James :p
"There's Yoda doing Yoga"
I lost it...
It's criminal that this doesn't have more views and likes, it's certainly one of the best.
i just did this. I feel like I can beat Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde with the Power Glove and when the Glitch Gremlin is playing dirty.
This originally came out in 2014 not 2012.
Back then I was unbelievably stressed out making my big animated film "Project Split Figure: The Movie".
So while this video wasn't well received at the time, it was certainly helpful with calming me down a bit while I was going through all that hard work.
2012*
Didn't think I'd see YowLife himself in here
Actually, 2012.
@@andykishore *The description is wrong.*
I know this was released in 2014, as I was an avid checker of the Cinemassacre website during the days of them making the AVGN movie. Like I said, I was so enraptured with making my own animated film, I needed something to help relax me. This video suddenly drops onto the Cinemassacre website, so I check it out.
AVGN ASMR
I was expecting him to yell lol
Chad Williams same
YEAH! It should at least end with COWA FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT....or something in AVGN manner XD XD love the great NES tunes tho'
ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃˢᵗ⋅⋅⋅
⋅⋅⋅ ᵗᵒ ᵖᶫᵃʸ ᵗʰᵉ ˢʰᶦᵗᵗʸ ᵍᵃᵐᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵃˢˢ⋅⋅⋅
Autogencic training works!
I always love to come back to this whenever I feel stressed out. As silly as it is: it actually does work and make me feel loads more relaxed.
Funny as it may be, this genuinely helped me with my anxiety. As someone who is prone to panick attacks, this is a godsend; I'll be making this a routine for sure.
Thanks a lot, James
I really enjoyed this, it actually helped a lot! Thanks James you made my day better!
This really helped me out, for I did have a shitty week. After hearing this, I feel so relaxed to the point where I can fall asleep.
James this really did help thanks dude, way better then a Therapists would help me.
O_O. Well, James, I never expected this. I can't believe you made this a 30+ minute video. That's some serious effort for one of the better dumb jokes I've heard in a while. Nerd picture makes it. Puffy clouds, jesus christ.
GammaCatch lol i dont think its just a dumb joke its legit relaxing
It's not a joke el oh el
I've had this on my phone for years
Man avgn you took me on a trip I really needed that I've been freaking out about money and stress and the future, but this brought me back to my core, the island in my is the happiest place I have been for a while
I'm trying to relax but I keep laughing 😂
If your laughter is helping you relax, then that is good =)
Ironically, that's why it's more relaxing than "real" relaxation videos to me, laughing always helps me get rid of stress, tension and lets me relax.
that is so true , i laughed so hard that i forgot about the stress :)
Man, that was some emotional relaxation: you've made me cry AND laugh! Thank you so much!
How am I supposed to relax with this? It's fucking hilarious
Avgn: turn off the phone... No one will bother you.
Me (who is listening on phone): *turns off phone* DOH!!!!
This was actually pretty helpful, I felt like a new man after I listened to this
Definitely feel very much relaxed. Thank you, James.
Hey, I remember this from the website.
BUT MY RELAX MACHINE BROKE.
MarioLuigiFun Understandable. Have a nice day.
MarioLuigiFun avgn: relaxed?
me: R E L A X M A C H I N E B R O K E
avgn: *A S S !*
"...you don't want to go see the rapist" xD
Original comment, no one has ever mentioned that joke before 🌚
+Josh Bahena No shit
"New AVGN episode next week."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
it's and old video
Shhhhhhhh.._let him dream
The description says "New AVGN episode next week."!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thankyou for making this. I've never used a relaxation tape or anything before but this was an awesome experience. I love your work, and wish you a lovely day.
I was expecting him to scream ASS!!!!!!! at the end of the video
Out of all the relaxation videos I've listened to, this is BY FAR the best!
I think allowing someone to be angry for a bit, even validating it a little, makes a big impression. Most other audios want you to be calm from the get go, but this one has a fantastic way to vent anger and tension!
For the rest of it I'm just chuckling to myself, it's hard to be mad when you're laughing. I'll make sure to come back to this if I'm ever in a "fuck the world" mood.
Had bad anxiety which kept me up for three days straight. Listened to this after taking some melatonin and slept for 9 hours straight.
This is my favorite audio meditation ever. Thanks man!
JEEEZ NERD.... HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT THAT WAS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME??!! ~ FUCKIN MILK.....
He's the AVGN
The ASMR Video Game Nerd
It gave me brain tingles because it's relaxing, that's ASMR ya dipshit.
ToruKun1 you put an acronym within an acronym. ...
*Riggin_Burgess.exe has stopped working
ASMRVGN
NO
ToruKun1 IT IS NOT ASMR!!
This was wonderful! Hysterical and relaxing!
Oh man this was so good and relaxing! I feel so much better right now, thanks for posting it. :)
This is actually a pretty old video thats been on the cinemassacre site for a while
The face the nerd makes while meditating made me laugh so hard 🤣
this needs a cassette tape release.
Thank you James, this angry metatation was helpful, so helpful that I'm relaxed now
I tried to relax to this, but then a mosquito passed by my ear and i'm pissed off again
Dhaos620 ues headphone
Dhaos620 just remember..."Fuck Off"
God I hate when that shit happens.. They're a waste of the centimeter of space they take up!
Every time....
I hate it when that happens.
This was legitimately very helpful and was rather funny in places too. Thanks for making this. =)
It's mostly for laughes, but it does double as meditation. You've got it the other way around, man. LOL!
If someone can get you to mumble "Fuck Off", that person deserves a medal
Wow. That was so awesome and relaxing. Thank you!
Calm video game nerd.
EnderHD
maybe the Myins were talking about this when they said the world was going to end?
Please make more of these eventually, these are really nice to meditate to.
I'm only 1/5 of the way in and I already know this is the best AVGN I've ever seen.
I've had a headache for the past few days and you just made it go away.
I don't know how....but thanks. Like genuinely. Thanks.
I have been very stressed lately but this helped a lot thank you James!
This is satisfying on a completely different level. Seriously, thank you James
It's good to CALM THE FUCK DOWN sometimes.
you have seriously no idea how much this is helping me ❤
anger manegement successfully completed: now i'm really mad!
this was a truly unique and amazing experience, thank you Nerd.
Space Mummy, over and out.