Cuffing Season on Little Island | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024

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  • @evilbeast702
    @evilbeast702 2 роки тому +286

    When she said "my standards are pretty f%#*ing low" I felt that.

    • @bihireboris3407
      @bihireboris3407 2 роки тому +4

      sht, as are Mine

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 роки тому +31

      But she wants someone 6'4"...

    • @puddlemini
      @puddlemini 2 роки тому +17

      I told my ma that I was looking for a guy that was financially stable, hygienic, and wouldnt beat me. She said I was asking for too much 😭😭😭

    • @bihireboris3407
      @bihireboris3407 2 роки тому +6

      @@puddlemini I mean you was reaching smh😂😂

    • @senseitutu1207
      @senseitutu1207 2 роки тому +1

      She was cute too

  • @beeggym666
    @beeggym666 2 роки тому +416

    These style segments show how the Bodega Boyz can CRUSH in EVERY demographic!!
    The brand stays strong!!

  • @DJThrillah
    @DJThrillah 2 роки тому +432

    SHOUT OUT TO THE GRAPHICS TEAM FOR THE EFFECTS AND FOR FINALLY LISTENING TO OUR BOYS, EFFECTS, AND SOUNDS WILL TAKE THE SHOW TO THE NEXT LEVEL. GRRR YERR

    • @Zoonice
      @Zoonice 2 роки тому +8

      THATS A FACT; STOP PLAYING LIKE THE BRAND ISN’T FUERTE

    • @cdk1067
      @cdk1067 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah them fireworks set it off!!!!

    • @MsWing-ij9nb
      @MsWing-ij9nb 2 роки тому +6

      They’re in the big leagues now with this daytime fireworks on Small Island, lol.

    • @Mikejguevarra
      @Mikejguevarra 2 роки тому +4

      THOSE FIREWORKS WERE WILDSDD

    • @MrKINGTAC0
      @MrKINGTAC0 2 роки тому

      Double shout out to them for blurring Pete’s actual phone number 🤣

  • @jujutaylor2186
    @jujutaylor2186 2 роки тому +50

    "I approach the streets with caution "-ALL CAPS STANDING OVATION GIRL I FEEL YOU lol

  • @marlonjones2538
    @marlonjones2538 2 роки тому +174

    I wonder if SMCFTB girl is a fan of the show, cuz that line hit hard as hell 🤣🤣🤣

    • @splinter1psi99
      @splinter1psi99 2 роки тому +39

      They definitely gave her that line to say, but it was still funny

    • @twoodbeats
      @twoodbeats 2 роки тому +23

      she definitely leaned into that one lol it was sturdy af

  • @blairsnyder1067
    @blairsnyder1067 2 роки тому +43

    “ I approach these streets with caution.” 🐐

  • @FountainOfYoot
    @FountainOfYoot 2 роки тому +138

    "wasbund" is solid lingo

  • @MusicIslife-nn9gn
    @MusicIslife-nn9gn 2 роки тому +236

    @1:18 so funny😂😂😂
    Desus: “How tall we talking?”
    Girl: “I would say 6’4.”
    Desus: “Alright, RELAX!”

    • @freeisalwaysme
      @freeisalwaysme 2 роки тому +11

      Bro even her friend was shocked.

    • @Wolves_FF
      @Wolves_FF 2 роки тому +7

      She want D Rose

    • @opentoesandals
      @opentoesandals 2 роки тому +2

      He was doing the Soundboard from the Art

    • @evanmcgillicutty3808
      @evanmcgillicutty3808 2 роки тому +1

      Would’ve been funny if Desus gave her directions to MSG lol

  • @arooo666
    @arooo666 2 роки тому +104

    Older lady: no Staten Island for me
    Younger lady: GIVE ME THE KING

  • @Sarara14
    @Sarara14 2 роки тому +192

    The reaction of the girl in the Navy sweatershirt after Mero said 'I wanna spit in ya butt!' was priceless! She wasn't ready for those sucio levels!

  • @MASterofdaSKIES
    @MASterofdaSKIES 2 роки тому +487

    I would propose immediately to girl who said SMCFTB

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 2 роки тому +20

      That chick is for the streets my guy. Leave her in the streets. She would dump your ass, fuck your friends, take all your money. Sounds fun?

    • @yung.frankleyva7068
      @yung.frankleyva7068 2 роки тому +146

      @@cactaceous alright Kevin samuels

    • @nectarshrub
      @nectarshrub 2 роки тому +97

      @@cactaceous Lol u the type of dude to get hurt one time and turn into Elliot Rogers junior 💀💀💀 L

    • @pro-choicemom
      @pro-choicemom 2 роки тому +31

      Ay pobrecito. Get therapy dude.

    • @mead42
      @mead42 2 роки тому +45

      @@cactaceous something tells me she left because of your lack of humor my guy.

  • @JoeMenjivar
    @JoeMenjivar 2 роки тому +43

    me: wow that girl is cute
    her: he need to be 6'4"
    me: she aint all that :')

  • @ameer8966
    @ameer8966 2 роки тому +67

    Yo get that last girl in the bodega. She fits right in with the sucio boys.

  • @Babygottaeat249
    @Babygottaeat249 2 роки тому +25

    i love when they take it to streets and interview people

  • @lewlootpack4459
    @lewlootpack4459 2 роки тому +24

    The ending! 😆 "from the back!! "

  • @rckmst
    @rckmst 2 роки тому +55

    those two white girls got progressively more sucio towards the end oh my god

  • @p259
    @p259 2 роки тому +70

    I love how the white girls laughed exactly like the white girls in How High while they're in the Pimps car. Shout out to B.Powder

  • @denisedivine4283
    @denisedivine4283 2 роки тому +26

    🤣😂🤣 loved this. Please keep this as a fall/winter equivalent for Orchard Beach it’s too funny!

    • @Lil-Britches
      @Lil-Britches 2 роки тому +1

      J Balvin "chocha beach?" Lol haha

  • @SantanaDiego
    @SantanaDiego 2 роки тому +18

    Desus was just tryna flex he got Pete Davidson number 😂

  • @DaArcaneNinja
    @DaArcaneNinja 2 роки тому +29

    "Here's a weird one: Pete Davidson"
    Bro he is so normal and typical white girl crush c'mon now lol

    • @ralelunar
      @ralelunar 2 роки тому +3

      Girls think he's weird because he has tattoos and a personality disorder. Probably more of the latter than the former.

    • @splinter1psi99
      @splinter1psi99 2 роки тому +4

      @@ralelunar chicksave always liked damaged things they think they can heal..... But they on him now that they seen that Kim K is on him.

    • @ctyboy-bm6pg
      @ctyboy-bm6pg 2 роки тому +4

      @@splinter1psi99 Dead on.That mommy complex is real out here

  • @genius179
    @genius179 2 роки тому +66

    This segment was like that. I was not expecting that little white lady to say that at the end.

  • @Chigz10
    @Chigz10 2 роки тому +10

    Man their stuff out in the field is always legendary, going back to Complex days

  • @violetedge83
    @violetedge83 2 роки тому +22

    This was awesome and the fireworks😂😂😂 😮😮😮 🎆🖤🖤🖤

  • @JTB213
    @JTB213 2 роки тому +24

    "this is a weird one... BUT pete davidson" ari and keke made that pretty damn NORMAL if u ask me lmao

    • @JeanPaulBeaubier
      @JeanPaulBeaubier 2 роки тому +5

      or maybe they made themselves weird for it

    • @complexdrive304
      @complexdrive304 2 роки тому +1

      it was a very basic white girl response lol

    • @jmoney3371
      @jmoney3371 2 роки тому

      Yea very average and not a “weird” response.

  • @whatsittoyou5801
    @whatsittoyou5801 2 роки тому +14

    😅🤣😂.. new word.. Wasband... Hilarious

  • @wilcee675
    @wilcee675 2 роки тому +18

    The brand is Super Saiyan Sucio out here!!!

  • @splinter1psi99
    @splinter1psi99 2 роки тому +34

    Pete Davidson always looks about 3 days from death, mood set to depressed, and yo live with his mama.......... but he crack a joke and chicks be like "I want that. Come crack my shit, Pa."
    Man's is winning.

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 роки тому +1

      Tall and has status. That's ALL they care about.

    • @splinter1psi99
      @splinter1psi99 2 роки тому +2

      @@manuginobilisbaldspot424 I think it's more so that they've now seen that Kim K is on him, so now they on him. They ain't give a shit about yo when he was with Ariana Grande

  • @ampof100
    @ampof100 2 роки тому +5

    The girls at the end laugh like turkeys 🦃 lol

  • @LindaMitchell
    @LindaMitchell 2 роки тому +1

    That girl with the message to Pete was hilarious. The guys got out sucio-ed. 😂😂😂

  • @OrphansAttic
    @OrphansAttic 2 роки тому +14

    Y'all can't spring "SMCFTB" while a homiie's driving!

  • @RustleXer
    @RustleXer 2 роки тому +15

    Lady who said SMCFTB said it with gusto. The brand is equal rights baby.

  • @2Thessalonians1_7
    @2Thessalonians1_7 2 роки тому +2

    I’m howling at “I wanna spit in you b***”

  • @terrencerowe
    @terrencerowe 2 роки тому +5

    This whole segment was amazing!!!

  • @907AK8
    @907AK8 2 роки тому +2

    The not subtle at all flex from Desus, love it haha

  • @LAVirgo67
    @LAVirgo67 2 роки тому +1

    Those wild white girls had the Bodega Boys blushing! LOL!!!

  • @ASmallProduction
    @ASmallProduction 2 роки тому +1

    3:42 YOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @KayN806
    @KayN806 2 роки тому +1

    More field trips please!!! Loved this 🥰

  • @RepDaVinci
    @RepDaVinci 2 роки тому +2

    And that’s how you drop the 🎤! 😂😂😂

  • @Kevo1994
    @Kevo1994 2 роки тому +2

    Every video y’all interview New Yorkers is always funny af lol

  • @drbosommd
    @drbosommd 2 роки тому +8

    Best ending to a D&M video ever .
    SMCFTB for the WIN !!!

  • @dutchesswb
    @dutchesswb 2 роки тому +1

    To the girl at the end...SUCIA GANG 4 LYFE! 😆😆😆

  • @CJLAWLESS8
    @CJLAWLESS8 2 роки тому +14

    Pete Davidson looks like Blaine from Izombie

  • @thesamardahab
    @thesamardahab 2 роки тому +7

    Smcftb! Lol

  • @kwameesco4907
    @kwameesco4907 2 роки тому +1

    2:53 that was beautiful 🥲

  • @hobotechMASTER
    @hobotechMASTER 2 роки тому +3

    tell last shorty its a go. im widdditttttt lololl

  • @johnnym
    @johnnym 2 роки тому +1

    Seriously, ya'll should have made this segment a lot longer! Damn this was funny as hell!

  • @jairexplores8718
    @jairexplores8718 2 роки тому +1

    Bro those two shorties wild lol
    From the back yeeerrrr! Lmao 🤣

  • @iangatica1332
    @iangatica1332 2 роки тому +1

    This video is absolute gold

  • @denisealba6400
    @denisealba6400 2 роки тому +8

    I’m so done son 🤣

  • @ccdj504
    @ccdj504 2 роки тому +2

    @1:56 is me at everything mero says

  • @finsfish
    @finsfish 2 роки тому +2

    This vid was magical.

  • @grayjinghutongz8393
    @grayjinghutongz8393 2 роки тому +1

    They could do nothing BUT this and be most the most illustrious show in late night.

  • @Kxji
    @Kxji 2 роки тому +1

    Are women gon be running around saying AYO SMCFTB!? 🤣😭

  • @cc_isgreat671
    @cc_isgreat671 2 роки тому

    I screamed @ this video lmao!! The ppl they interview are cool af too 😂😂

  • @Ohh_Is_That_Sooo...
    @Ohh_Is_That_Sooo... 2 роки тому +1

    Yerrrr! 😂😂😂😂 Shorty wild out!! 😅

  • @annafoxayy1
    @annafoxayy1 2 роки тому

    "I approach the streets with caution" THAT PART

  • @AnonymousanonymousA
    @AnonymousanonymousA 2 роки тому +5

    2:17 From 6'4 to that THAT IS A LIE FALLACIOUS

  • @rubentrevino5374
    @rubentrevino5374 2 роки тому +1

    Shorty at the end was all FAX her and her girl like heheheeheheheh

  • @terigiese1322
    @terigiese1322 2 роки тому +6

    At this point in my dating life?I ABSOLUTELY agree with HER!!!Let’s GOOOOO!!💥🎇🎆😃😝😉😈

  • @AnthonyPosi
    @AnthonyPosi 2 роки тому +1

    You shorty in the black wild and I'm about it, lol.

  • @ChaseStarks
    @ChaseStarks 2 роки тому +1

    We need more of these ASAP 😂😂

  • @PooNinja
    @PooNinja 2 роки тому +3

    From the back Pete!!!

  • @chrisventura1881
    @chrisventura1881 2 роки тому +2

    Im from Queens never heard of Little Island. Interesting.

  • @BigTwonLT
    @BigTwonLT 2 роки тому

    Lol they highlighted all the white girl giggles at the end, lmfao

  • @4biz
    @4biz 2 роки тому

    LOVE LOVE THE BODEGA BOYS

  • @giovannybaez2648
    @giovannybaez2648 2 роки тому

    The fucking fireworks lmao

  • @des7638
    @des7638 2 роки тому

    Lolllll;l. So fucking good. ‘From the back”. Hhahahahah

  • @dannyfromtheville3613
    @dannyfromtheville3613 2 роки тому +1

    That last chick tho👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @ericpaulgoldie
    @ericpaulgoldie 2 роки тому +1

    from the back, OMG

  • @shadowcouncilmember
    @shadowcouncilmember 2 роки тому

    The bells sound like an opening to a song I can’t remember, this is gonna drive me crazy

  • @Thedoctorxiv
    @Thedoctorxiv 2 роки тому

    These dudes just cannot miss ever!

  • @21til85
    @21til85 2 роки тому +8

    6’4” . . . Relax . . . Too funny.

  • @yesiaboln9276
    @yesiaboln9276 2 роки тому

    Lmao
    Her: 6'4
    Him: Relax..

  • @JoseRODRIGUEZ-ni1ez
    @JoseRODRIGUEZ-ni1ez 2 роки тому

    Yo, this was hilarious!! NEED MORE!!

  • @christownsend9773
    @christownsend9773 2 роки тому +1

    Pete ISSA WALKING W

  • @josephquintero875
    @josephquintero875 2 роки тому

    I’m crying on the fireworks hahahah

  • @chazfat1542
    @chazfat1542 2 роки тому +4

    Yerrrr!!! That chick was THIRSTY for Pete Davidson

  • @base1er
    @base1er 2 роки тому

    It's the girls giggling at the end for me

  • @florvalladares
    @florvalladares 2 роки тому

    Love these sucio episodes

  • @enterlematrix
    @enterlematrix 2 роки тому +1

    This chick is gonna a be a brand spin-off watch! Get a nose full of that yeerrrrrr!!!

  • @r.h.f.6073
    @r.h.f.6073 2 роки тому +4

    6'4?? good luck 😂 men who are 6'4 and also good looking and also smart/funny/kind are like 1 in 1000 of the population.

  • @reno2859
    @reno2859 2 роки тому +2

    #SMCFTB YERRRRRR!!

  • @pavchellacvk2142
    @pavchellacvk2142 2 роки тому

    Theres no way she came with that bar🤣LMFAOOOOOO THO

  • @reginaneal8734
    @reginaneal8734 2 роки тому

    Perfect ending 🤣

  • @dante7231
    @dante7231 2 роки тому

    Yooo last shawty was mad wild lmaoo !!!hella sucio 😂

  • @iiN1GH7M4R3ii
    @iiN1GH7M4R3ii 2 роки тому +1

    bruh yall are lethal out in public too got damn

  • @rosetownstumpcity
    @rosetownstumpcity 2 роки тому

    omg that ending though... damn girl :-)

  • @lupemounga5442
    @lupemounga5442 2 роки тому

    This was amazing!

  • @richbrass12
    @richbrass12 2 роки тому

    Pete out here WINNING!!!

  • @jefesound
    @jefesound 2 роки тому

    legends

  • @indigobrooks3559
    @indigobrooks3559 2 роки тому +2

    she's a wild ting lmao

  • @DroSmoke420
    @DroSmoke420 2 роки тому +3

    Yuuuuurr!!

  • @Mikejguevarra
    @Mikejguevarra 2 роки тому

    That sun was hitting niceee how is that real for Winter in NYC?!

  • @nikcali
    @nikcali 2 роки тому +8

    Sucio gang!

  • @krazyman29
    @krazyman29 2 роки тому

    Desus: "6'4? Relax..."

  • @RobandSijay
    @RobandSijay 2 роки тому

    I WAS THERE THAT DAY WHY WASNT THIS ME NOOOOOOOOO LOL

  • @whitzala
    @whitzala 2 роки тому

    I L OVE YALL SO MUCH!!!!!

  • @Fourtune1
    @Fourtune1 2 роки тому +4

    6'4? Thats like 4% of dudes lol

  • @DJJR617
    @DJJR617 2 роки тому

    Brilliant....

  • @05brian
    @05brian 2 роки тому

    From the backkk🤣