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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Die-hard Bronx native Desus Nice hits the streets of NYC to ask what makes a true New Yorker? Is it the hospital you're born in, or is it your go-to bodega order? Plus, a word of advice to NYC newcomers... #DailyShow #Comedy #DesusNice
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  • @A_A_K_123
    @A_A_K_123 11 місяців тому +24

    Desus Nice totally rocks.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 11 місяців тому +46

    That woman who said the Bronx has the worst men: Staten Island was right there!
    I’m honestly surprised they didn’t catch any strays in this.

    • @laurenconrad1799
      @laurenconrad1799 11 місяців тому +6

      I live in the Bronx, but I’ve been on a lot of dates with Manhattanites and Brooklynites. I’ve also got a date scheduled with a guy from Queens on Friday. 😂

    • @MrTekniqs
      @MrTekniqs 11 місяців тому +12

      I don't understand why they would be apart of the discussion. As a Bronx native, we don't speak about that place. Unless we're discussing the Wu-Tang Clan and then we still never bring up the location. Just the group.

    • @AdultMoobyStarr
      @AdultMoobyStarr 11 місяців тому +1

      @@laurenconrad1799Which ones were usually the worst?

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 11 місяців тому +17

      That's just because real New Yorkers don't even claim Staten Island as a borough. (WuTang is the only exception!)

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 11 місяців тому +3

      @@MrTekniqs Ha! I wrote my comment before looking at yours, and we're on the same page. Gang gang.

  • @TayobkTailz
    @TayobkTailz 11 місяців тому +91

    As a Brooklynite i can only say this; keep your heads down, dont start none wont be none, and if you think that Times Square is the go to spot in NYC, then you're truly a tourist.

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 11 місяців тому +6

      IM FROM CALIFORNIA AND I KNOW THATS TRUE.

    • @anagram8
      @anagram8 11 місяців тому +3

      Sun you smashed that

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 11 місяців тому +3

      i grew up in brooklyn.... and in high school we used to cut school and go to the arcades in times square all the time.. trying about avoid truant cops..

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 11 місяців тому +3

      what about the Central Park? because i'm curious to see the ecosystem in there and ponder how it's able to hold itself as the last bastion of green wilderness in a seas of concrete wilderness (that and i think that's prolly the only thing my mom would be interested in while i wanna go to as many art or science museums as i can).

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Echo81Rumple83 central park is beautiful... so beautiful i skipped my prom and got blazed in it...it was the 90's though.. im sure it's different now..

  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place 11 місяців тому +198

    New Yorkers say, "To be a true New Yorker you have to mind your own business" but I'll tell you what, as a New Yorker I can truthfully say, "If you are ever in trouble, a true New Yorker will always have your back, whether they know you or not".

    • @Anomaly1618
      @Anomaly1618 11 місяців тому +15

      FACTS. Only city I’ve experienced people quickly intervening to back me up when getting harassed in public. Ironically the bystander effect originated from a story here.

    • @jessicalee3229
      @jessicalee3229 11 місяців тому +13

      ppl who complain about that, aren't from big cities. I was born in NY but I don't consider myself one because I moved away when I was 2. But I've lived mainly in big cities (Shanghai, Taipei, Chicago, SF, and Oakland). In a big city, you mind your business because you recognize that stopping and making a deal about something is so much bigger, because there's a bigger audience. Also, you don't chitchat in public spaces or with service folks, because you're holding up the line, adn therefore being rude to other ppl outside your conversation. But if anything happens, NY'ers always pull up. Just cuz they're "minding their own business" doesn't mean they're not aware of what is going on, and they'll immediately jump in to help you.

    • @chrisbarry9345
      @chrisbarry9345 11 місяців тому +3

      Homeless people exist. This is rather selective

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 11 місяців тому

      Moved awy when you were 2, eh? What's the matter, couldn't stand the pace?@@jessicalee3229

    • @votdfak
      @votdfak 11 місяців тому +2

      They'll have your back pocket for sure.

  • @debjoy12
    @debjoy12 11 місяців тому +12

    the "most New York thing" I witnessed was a bicyclist and a bus driver get into a fight over the right-of-way 😂😂😂 like they stopped in the road causing a backup behind them and everything!!

  • @iamladyblack1188
    @iamladyblack1188 11 місяців тому +11

    😭😭😭I miss the bodega boys!!!

  • @deanna_abby
    @deanna_abby 11 місяців тому +20

    I was born in the West coast and my family moved to the midwest when I was a toddler. Kansas motto: We know your business 😂

  • @galedribble9535
    @galedribble9535 11 місяців тому +24

    Desus looked like he stopped himself from saying something when dude said “LETS GO METS!”

    • @MrTekniqs
      @MrTekniqs 11 місяців тому +4

      I'm so BX, I didn't even hear this.

    • @hedrotedro8436
      @hedrotedro8436 11 місяців тому +2

      I noticed that too

  • @jessicabw
    @jessicabw 11 місяців тому +5

    A means cleans, C means flavorful 😂😂😂

  • @rdubitsk
    @rdubitsk 11 місяців тому +4

    Born in Bronx Lebanon Hospital. Robbed at gunpoint outside of Penn Station in the 80s. Boom.

  • @laurenconrad1799
    @laurenconrad1799 11 місяців тому +40

    Most New York thing I’ve ever experienced? Recently I found out that my local neighborhood bagel shop in Riverdale is closed on Saturdays because they’re Orthodox Jews, so I waited until Sunday to get my bagel with lox. That is a very New York thing. 😂

  • @BlockBoyWez
    @BlockBoyWez 11 місяців тому +2

    Put Desus on forever, this is set!

  • @Thingdeux
    @Thingdeux 11 місяців тому +6

    Get it Desus! Love this

  • @e66iu
    @e66iu 11 місяців тому +45

    BRING BACK ROY!!!!! Make Desus top field correspondent. You guys also better lock down Josh Johnson and Dulce Sloan. You're gonna miss those two when they blowuptuate

    • @juneytoolooney2165
      @juneytoolooney2165 11 місяців тому +1

      I see what you're trying to do, I'm with it

    • @cptkirkpyro5656
      @cptkirkpyro5656 11 місяців тому +1

      Dulce Sloan is the worst correspondent to sit at that desk in the past 25 years.
      She's not funny AND hard to look at.
      Josh is funny in stand up but not on a script.
      Personally it seems like a lot of people just want to see black faces and don't care about the quality of the entertainment. The ONLY black that deserves a spot on the show currently is Roy Wood Jr.

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 11 місяців тому

      @@cptkirkpyro5656 The only "black"? Ugh. Please keep your racist nonsense to yourself.

    • @cmbells7736
      @cmbells7736 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@cptkirkpyro5656 that last sentence is awfully sus friend. Bless my heart

    • @juneytoolooney2165
      @juneytoolooney2165 11 місяців тому +1

      @@cptkirkpyro5656 "the ONLY black" okay pal

  • @rachelbranning484
    @rachelbranning484 9 місяців тому

    Desus is the best, the brand is still strong

  • @Jesus.X
    @Jesus.X 10 місяців тому +1

    Lol the C grade restaurants got the flavor 😂

  • @Thortok2000
    @Thortok2000 9 місяців тому

    NYC is on my bucket list to visit.

  • @LONGJOHN247k
    @LONGJOHN247k 10 місяців тому

    KEEP DESUS AS YOUR HOST HE WAS THE BEST ONE BY FARRRRRR

  • @JD_MEDIA
    @JD_MEDIA 11 місяців тому +2

    “My bidness ain’t your bidness”

  • @raymonddimla6648
    @raymonddimla6648 11 місяців тому +1

    C equals flavor ~ Desus Nice

  • @Lil-Britches
    @Lil-Britches 11 місяців тому +2

    I miss desus and mero. But its almost there i guess.

  • @dionne073
    @dionne073 11 місяців тому +14

    Roy should host. But keep Desus as a corespondent. He's so loveable

  • @stephlovesanimals
    @stephlovesanimals 11 місяців тому +8

    When you cash your paycheck and ask for all small bills so you can splay them all out for a social media moment! 😂

  • @phthisis
    @phthisis 11 місяців тому +3

    Pfft, maybe a maladjusted New Yorker bumps into people without apologizing, but a well-adjusted New Yorker slips through the crowd like an oiled banana.

  • @MadAboutBrows
    @MadAboutBrows 11 місяців тому

    My dad was from the Bronx 💖

  • @Anomaly1618
    @Anomaly1618 11 місяців тому

    Not this interview taking place right in front of my go-to TJ’s 😂

  • @miriamschiro8585
    @miriamschiro8585 11 місяців тому

    I was born and raised in NYC BRU UNKS AND MANHA’N yay ya 💥

  • @user-jp4cj3ds7p
    @user-jp4cj3ds7p 11 місяців тому +11

    I need desus as the new host!

  • @jasonbean2764
    @jasonbean2764 11 місяців тому +57

    What makes a real New Yorker is when they migrate to Florida and won't leave.

  • @nattidread5844
    @nattidread5844 10 місяців тому

    Mero is calling 😊

  • @carolmartin4413
    @carolmartin4413 11 місяців тому

    I ❤ NY

  • @kelsiemcveety999
    @kelsiemcveety999 11 місяців тому

    Me, born in Oregon, grew up in ohio, lives in Michigan, been to new york once: oh yes these are all words i know, i definitely didnt have to google chopped cheese

  • @AlphaHealthYT
    @AlphaHealthYT 11 місяців тому

    Luv it!

  • @leodefensor4222
    @leodefensor4222 11 місяців тому +3

    You just have to be raised here. Everybody else is just visiting.

  • @itsPT87
    @itsPT87 11 місяців тому

    My guy did a "Are You A Real New Yorker" segment in a black nasty tho

  • @LukeGauthier7
    @LukeGauthier7 11 місяців тому +3

    Yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BX ALL DAY SON NO WACK MFS

  • @Hila2205
    @Hila2205 11 місяців тому +1

    A real New Yorker is whoever didn't F off to Florida during the pandemic.

  • @Milla2cute23
    @Milla2cute23 11 місяців тому

    ❤❤❤

  • @Mida717
    @Mida717 11 місяців тому +6

    Mind your business 😂

  • @WRNIIVIIII
    @WRNIIVIIII 11 місяців тому

    Yankee fitted
    Timbs
    Robbed at The Tunnel in 90s

  • @Wunderlustgirl
    @Wunderlustgirl 10 місяців тому

    Real New Yorkers don't give a sheet where you're from #justsayin

  • @blazayblazay8888
    @blazayblazay8888 11 місяців тому +3

    DON’T LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE WE DO NOT PREFER C RATING RESTAURANTS. OUR NEIGHBORHOODS JUST DON’T HAVE MANY OPTIONS.

    • @bonnebiere4731
      @bonnebiere4731 11 місяців тому +1

      I swear the A rated ones there signs were bought 😂

    • @Deemo202
      @Deemo202 11 місяців тому +3

      So there are those things called jokes right…

    • @blazayblazay8888
      @blazayblazay8888 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Deemo202 PLEASE CONTINUE

  • @lisatirkot7210
    @lisatirkot7210 11 місяців тому

    Born in Queens. It never leaves you.

  • @mufasa2783
    @mufasa2783 10 місяців тому

    Its not the same without mero, they both balance each other out

  • @artmom1000
    @artmom1000 11 місяців тому

    Him? You want us to watch him? This you went with? Sunglasses? No. This segment? What? I am crying just sad

  • @dreamqueen317
    @dreamqueen317 10 місяців тому

    Desus let white people Lyor Cohen him from Mero thinking he was Jay-Z. But y’all are WAYYYYYYY better together than apart.

  • @theashoxford6127
    @theashoxford6127 11 місяців тому

    The BLT order sounds like a southerner's favorite to me

  • @HermanMunster420
    @HermanMunster420 11 місяців тому +7

    Here's a simple way to test of a person is a real New Yorker.
    What was it like growing up in New York City?
    If you can't answer that, you're not a real New Yorker.

  • @MwishaLudack
    @MwishaLudack 11 місяців тому

    Oh no, I live in the Bronx. Is it time to move?

    • @dinak.2552
      @dinak.2552 11 місяців тому

      Apparently Yes, if you have ppl crapping in the middle of the road during traffic.😂

    • @MwishaLudack
      @MwishaLudack 11 місяців тому

      🤣🤣, I wonder how many of those people she has seen though. I'm yet to see one doing it. @dinak.2552

    • @latularu
      @latularu 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@MwishaLudackdont worry i ain't seen it either

  • @cjrican5
    @cjrican5 11 місяців тому

    mind ya business!

  • @ryehall4266
    @ryehall4266 11 місяців тому

    So the girl from HK is def not a Real NEw Yorker and this is coming from someone from the BX all day!

  • @lfeb
    @lfeb 11 місяців тому

    Do a real austinite test...it would be the opposite, "tell me everything about you and everyone you know"

    • @misterbennnn
      @misterbennnn 11 місяців тому

      Torchy's on first street, before it closed, was the best. Let's go Hilltoppers!

  • @dapac09
    @dapac09 11 місяців тому +1

    Mind your business isnt unique to new york.

  • @friendlyfire4178
    @friendlyfire4178 11 місяців тому +3

    Ask Donald Trump

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 11 місяців тому +10

      He is not welcome in NY. He literally is banned from doing any type of business there. And it seems every time he mentions E Jean Carrol’s name he will have to pay her 5 million.

    • @laurenconrad1799
      @laurenconrad1799 11 місяців тому +6

      He moved to Florida permanently, which a lot of New Yorkers do, oddly enough, including the ones who aren’t evil. 😂

    • @dee_dee_place
      @dee_dee_place 11 місяців тому +3

      @@laurenconrad1799
      We moved from Bklyn to South Florida when I was 10-1/2 years old. Talk about culture shock. We moved from a completely integrated neighborhood to a community that just took down the colored & white signs the year before (the no jews, no dogs signs didn't come down for another 10 years). The next city over from us was the residence of the KKK & every year they had a huge parade- no joke. UGH. I couldn't wait to leave there.

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 11 місяців тому +1

      He's a great example of how to get your own hometown to disown you. We don't claim him.

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 11 місяців тому +1

      @@dee_dee_place Yiiiikes. South Florida trying so hard for the title of The Worst.

  • @mileslaw
    @mileslaw 11 місяців тому +132

    I guess "Mind your business" is the unofficial NYC motto.

    • @galedribble9535
      @galedribble9535 11 місяців тому +15

      Toss up between that and “Don’t make eye contact”

    • @Cocpain
      @Cocpain 11 місяців тому +3

      Should be an american motto, if they did we wouldn't have a this culture war BS.

    • @delvesdg
      @delvesdg 11 місяців тому +5

      Fuhgeddaboudit is almost the same as mind your business.

    • @jayare6804
      @jayare6804 11 місяців тому +4

      It's on the official NYC municipal seal

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 11 місяців тому +5

      There are signs everywhere here that say, "If you see something, say something," and collectively we were like, "Nah..."

  • @SupermanHopkins
    @SupermanHopkins 11 місяців тому +10

    Desus needs a co-pilot. I think we all know who I'm talking about.

  • @Dazen101
    @Dazen101 11 місяців тому +29

    Desus with no Mero feels wrong.

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz 11 місяців тому +10

    This is basically the Desus & Mero segment again but without Mero

  • @immortalasirpa6006
    @immortalasirpa6006 11 місяців тому +15

    When I was a college student in NYC my true New Yorker friends told me I'd never assimilate because I knew how to row a boat 🤔

  • @trinajacobs9154
    @trinajacobs9154 11 місяців тому +11

    Born and raised in Cali. Thanks for the tips on how to be a New Yorker😂😂

  • @bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb-
    @bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb- 11 місяців тому +27

    I really love Desus and hope he is willing to host and that they choose him to host forever.

    • @LONGJOHN247k
      @LONGJOHN247k 10 місяців тому +1

      I really wish more people saw this comment because it would’ve been thumbs’d up more.

    • @LONGJOHN247k
      @LONGJOHN247k 10 місяців тому

      I’m playing

  • @juneytoolooney2165
    @juneytoolooney2165 11 місяців тому +8

    I'm from Cleveland but I can pull off being from New York. Also, I just listened to "Pino Cycle" last night. Shouts to Desus, sucio boys still here

    • @doody244
      @doody244 11 місяців тому +1

      Maybe to some people but I can ALWAYS tell a native-born from someone who isn’t. I was born and raised in Boston but many of my close camp and college friends are Manhattanites. On another note I very much enjoyed Cleveland during my visit. It was the first stop on a 25 day road trip from Boston to Los Angeles. I was only in the city for 42 hours. However I was out and about for 26 of them. I saw quite a lot of your hometown. I’ve spent 3 years of my life abroad and I’ve visited 41 states. That being said I can safely say Cleveland is a very underrated city.

    • @juneytoolooney2165
      @juneytoolooney2165 11 місяців тому

      @@doody244 yes Cleveland gets a lot of hate but I'm happy you enjoyed your experience here. As far as the accents, I know what you mean about a native tongue, and I'm sure you've heard some terrible Boston impressions in your days.

  • @jessss27
    @jessss27 11 місяців тому +6

    Desus (and Mero) are the best

  • @ItsumiRocha
    @ItsumiRocha 11 місяців тому +7

    Desus on the daily 🔥

  • @ninapop821
    @ninapop821 11 місяців тому +3

    That didnt feel right without Mero☹️

  • @ShawnsterVideos
    @ShawnsterVideos 11 місяців тому +2

    true. missing Manhattan, daily.

  • @misterbennnn
    @misterbennnn 11 місяців тому +2

    I visited New York for a weekend in high school (and got to perform at Carnegie with the school's orchestra) and I've played all the Spider-Man games, so I am definitely a New York poser 😂

  • @reluctantrobbie
    @reluctantrobbie 11 місяців тому +18

    I don't know who this man is, but he is fantastic. Give this man the show.

    • @tajcee
      @tajcee 10 місяців тому +1

      You gotta watch Desus and Mero, they had a comedy on Showtime 🙌

  • @willrose5424
    @willrose5424 11 місяців тому +3

    Mind your business is how serial killers exist. Change your mentality!

  • @gilcolon9579
    @gilcolon9579 11 місяців тому +1

    dude moved to LA btw

  • @RippieFarmer
    @RippieFarmer 11 місяців тому +5

    People that never been are gonna start thinking New York is just NYC and the island... theres two types of New Yorkers. Those that live in the city and those that avoid the city.

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 11 місяців тому +2

    I visited ny twice and i’m a real new yorker

    • @QuietgalSeeya
      @QuietgalSeeya 11 місяців тому +2

      Okay!! I visited a few times as well. I love NY. Everyone seemed cool and chill, minding their own business. That’s the vibe.

    • @Wise_Observant
      @Wise_Observant 11 місяців тому +1

      @@QuietgalSeeyasame💯

  • @tommyg4842
    @tommyg4842 11 місяців тому

    I bet she either from Bk or queens they always got something to say about the bx

  • @ev6910
    @ev6910 11 місяців тому

    Sigh...... The New York schtick still.

  • @amandahayes2306
    @amandahayes2306 11 місяців тому

    U can one of my favorites on and i still dont want U here. Who even r U???

  • @sdrice2007
    @sdrice2007 10 місяців тому

    Brooklyn in da house! #Fl@bush

  • @pashortt123
    @pashortt123 11 місяців тому

    New York sounds a lot like Dublin, yo

  • @laurenconrad1799
    @laurenconrad1799 11 місяців тому +8

    Am I a knicks a fan? I don’t like sports. I’m a musical theater nerd. Why do you think I’m in New York? 😂

  • @Milla2cute23
    @Milla2cute23 11 місяців тому

    The other boroughs aint gotta claim us on Staten...we still love yall...😉we kno y u left tho🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @irisbjones
    @irisbjones 11 місяців тому

    When I lived in Sugar Hill in Harlem, I stepped out of the elevator one morning with 20 policemen in a semi-circle pointing their guns at me....never did find out which neighbor they came for but I have some guesses.

  • @GoodMenstruationAttitude
    @GoodMenstruationAttitude 11 місяців тому

    lil does Desus know, bumping into ppl w no apology is how they walk in HK too

  • @sbabzy
    @sbabzy 11 місяців тому

    Roy Wood Jr Please thank you!!!

  • @SW-zb6bf
    @SW-zb6bf 11 місяців тому

    My favorite part is when he only talked to one yt person

  • @JustNel
    @JustNel 11 місяців тому

    Yerrrrrrr

  • @Lil-Britches
    @Lil-Britches 11 місяців тому

    Get a pair of Tims

  • @MrSuperman2312
    @MrSuperman2312 11 місяців тому

    YERRRRRRRRR

  • @ashesoflaughter774
    @ashesoflaughter774 11 місяців тому

    10x bb

  • @Dr_1212
    @Dr_1212 11 місяців тому +3

    Miss Trev.

  • @johnnyc.3261
    @johnnyc.3261 11 місяців тому +2

    He asked the Asian girl what it takes to be a New Yorker… she said grits.

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 11 місяців тому +5

      She said "grit."

  • @idrinkbreastmilk
    @idrinkbreastmilk 11 місяців тому +1

    SOMEBODY WENT ALL HOLLYWOOD RIP MERO YERRRRR!