Sonic Adventure 2 RANDOMIZER w/ Penny, Chase, and Alfred!

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3 тис.

  • @InLoveWithAGhostMusic
    @InLoveWithAGhostMusic 5 років тому +11092

    this is the reason every video game should include a randomizer from now on

    • @joyestik8835
      @joyestik8835 5 років тому +114

      ILWAG??? SLDKFJSDf

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 5 років тому +206

      If I ever come near to anyone who develops a game with dialog, I will plead with them to create a dedicated dialog-shuffle.

    • @triantafelidesfox8344
      @triantafelidesfox8344 5 років тому +26

      Chris F.S. Ooh that’s a really cool idea!

    • @subwaytails8732
      @subwaytails8732 4 роки тому +11

      I’m legit the thousandth like, OMG.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 роки тому +32

      Vinny's randomized games are more proof.

  • @FoxMan_FF
    @FoxMan_FF 5 років тому +7485

    I love the person in chat that immediately said _"PLEASE NOT THIS AGAIN"_ after Alfred came in to continue the Subway skit.

  • @kaishizuka2047
    @kaishizuka2047 4 роки тому +3177

    17:52 This is Canon, sonic did a Shadow joke impression, and Shadow just said "FUCK YOU!"

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 роки тому +82

      “Im ThE cOoLeSt AnD tHe UlTimAtE lIfeFoRm”
      “fuck you”

    • @underheart7
      @underheart7 3 роки тому +67

      It literally killed me XDD

    • @sarinabina5487
      @sarinabina5487 2 роки тому +53

      @@GhaniKeSawah LMAO SOMEONE NEEDS 2 DRAW THIS

    • @Crystix
      @Crystix 2 роки тому +9

      💀💀

    • @TimeTravelingFetus
      @TimeTravelingFetus 2 роки тому +27

      Literally just say "damn" In a husky voice

  • @HailTheRegent
    @HailTheRegent 5 років тому +6545

    Broke: Yoshi commits tax evasion
    Woke: Knuckles commits identity fraud

  • @royalbandit8106
    @royalbandit8106 5 років тому +3658

    Sonic: I'm shadow, the ultimate lifeform.
    Shadow: *@$#

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 років тому +191

      They stole each others identity!

    • @ModernAegis
      @ModernAegis 5 років тому +180

      Sonic: Yeah. How’s it fucking feel?

    • @cicero3895
      @cicero3895 5 років тому +20

      Beautiful

    • @BucketCanSoupMan
      @BucketCanSoupMan 5 років тому +67

      It’s even better when you know Jason was the voice actor for Shadow during Sonic X

    • @mercury3505
      @mercury3505 5 років тому +49

      Shadow realizes Sonic is committing identity theft

  • @kball4737
    @kball4737 3 роки тому +7092

    I'm obsessed with how Alfred changes his tone after being assigned the name 'Susan'

  • @surrealsnoozer
    @surrealsnoozer 5 років тому +3781

    I think that the alternative title of the video should be:
    "Grown people argue over sandwiches as Sonic characters swear".

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes 5 років тому +188

      I feel like "sandwich" is a very strong term for what the customer in this scenario is asking for.

    • @surrealsnoozer
      @surrealsnoozer 5 років тому +6

      Memento Mori, Lmao !

    • @R0ck4x3
      @R0ck4x3 5 років тому +10

      @@DolusVulpes Right, it's not even a lettuce wrap XD

    • @oivatank
      @oivatank 5 років тому +27

      And somehow fit in Knuckle’s identity theft, Baylee the One Punch Chao, and “MY NAME IS MILES PROWER”

    • @dumbassesanonymous
      @dumbassesanonymous 4 роки тому +7

      *severe lisp* MY NAME IS MILES PROWER AND YOU'RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL

  • @Lakker94
    @Lakker94 5 років тому +2236

    Sonic: I’m Shadow the Hedgehog, the one and only Ultimate Life Form
    Shadow:
    *L I S T E N H E R E Y O U*
    *L I T T L E S H I T*

    • @unknownbunny9888
      @unknownbunny9888 5 років тому +75

      Sonic: (Perfectly mimics Shadow)

    • @slothblaze3170
      @slothblaze3170 4 роки тому +63

      Shadow:B@*!#

    • @underheart7
      @underheart7 4 роки тому +8

      The best quotes EVER🤣🤣🤣

    • @underheart7
      @underheart7 4 роки тому +8

      And oh god Alfred's laugh XDDD

    • @sgf51
      @sgf51 4 роки тому +23

      17:50 for someone who doesn't find it

  • @axl9951
    @axl9951 5 років тому +5541

    The subway bit was made 10x funnier by skipping through it
    "I would like pamesan cheese"
    "We're out of everything"
    *Furious coin throwing*

    • @sweetumami1338
      @sweetumami1338 4 роки тому +311

      That's the same comedy as removing the second and third panels of ctrl alt del comics

    • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
      @user-xg8rl8zs9h 4 роки тому +109

      ON THE S I D E

    • @PowerOf47
      @PowerOf47 4 роки тому +215

      "Would you like any olives"
      "That's a seasoning not a cheese"
      "That's disgusting that you would even ask me that"

    • @fish914
      @fish914 4 роки тому +25

      On the wax paper

    • @BloodGulch
      @BloodGulch 4 роки тому +17

      The subway bit was made 10x funnier by skipping it

  • @coten
    @coten 5 років тому +8155

    not gonna lie: that subway skit was still a believable-enough situation to make me kinda anxious throughout

    • @Skullivon
      @Skullivon 5 років тому +588

      As someone who has worked in retail, this entire stream was a g o n i z i n g .

    • @xthedman420x8
      @xthedman420x8 5 років тому +213

      Anyone who has worked ANY public job can relate XD

    • @Zonefire15
      @Zonefire15 5 років тому +42

      Oh shit same

    • @bunnipeep
      @bunnipeep 5 років тому +343

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LIKE,, WHEN HE SAID "your job is not to think, is it?" I LITERALLY WENT "SDKJHGFDKS UUUGHHHGHGHG"

    • @chillboi2363
      @chillboi2363 5 років тому +12

      Wow

  • @KarminUwU
    @KarminUwU 4 роки тому +2197

    5:03 No idea why the "No, I'm a lesbian" response is so funny when it's literally just an honest response

    • @SenatorArmstrong2018
      @SenatorArmstrong2018 3 роки тому +25

      Amadeusisme Because it just...is I guess.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 роки тому +253

      Subversion is comedy, and sometimes subversion just means giving a straight answer in a comedic scenario

    • @WarioLandIV
      @WarioLandIV 3 роки тому +335

      that definitely wasn't a straight answer.

    • @blinkachu05
      @blinkachu05 3 роки тому +171

      @@WarioLandIV okay, a lesbian answer

    • @darylspeaks6431
      @darylspeaks6431 3 роки тому +38

      It was just so sudden.

  • @Thepenguinking2
    @Thepenguinking2 5 років тому +3076

    35:53 *Points a gun at Amy's head* ARE YOU READY FOR THE CHAO GARDEN TOUR!?

    • @westonfox5684
      @westonfox5684 5 років тому +185

      I would be terrified then confused in that situation

    • @RandomHobo4
      @RandomHobo4 5 років тому +179

      Baylee needs her blood sacrifice

    • @fricketyfracktraintrack
      @fricketyfracktraintrack 5 років тому +67

      S e l e c t a *s t a g e*

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 5 років тому +94

      That is the best way to ask if someone is ready to die I have ever heard.

    • @0SC2
      @0SC2 5 років тому +101

      Are you ready to visit the big Chao Garden in the sky?

  • @dandeman3962
    @dandeman3962 5 років тому +5856

    Can the next dub be centered around Knuckles trying to commit identity theft?

    • @Next-xm2dh
      @Next-xm2dh 5 років тому +181

      I Knew Knuckles was The Master Mind All Along

    • @sleepythemis
      @sleepythemis 5 років тому +242

      First it was Yoshi's tax evasion, then it was Knuckles' identity theft

    • @slitherywriter1711
      @slitherywriter1711 5 років тому +177

      But knuckles didn't just steal their personal information, he stole their identity.
      There is no eggman
      There is no tails
      There is no amy
      Only knuckles

    • @firebreathingchickenduck4936
      @firebreathingchickenduck4936 5 років тому +27

      @@slitherywriter1711 he Monica's them

    • @gybrush3pwood808
      @gybrush3pwood808 5 років тому +3

      dubs are over bro

  • @northernerperson799
    @northernerperson799 3 роки тому +958

    Someone donated $10.98 which was the exact amount that the subway order costed in the starting bit

  • @allysonmccartney2150
    @allysonmccartney2150 5 років тому +2647

    Amy: "I'm sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!"
    Penny: *"NO YOU'RE NOT"*

  • @lillieblue5635
    @lillieblue5635 4 роки тому +7963

    My favorite exchange is:
    “Who’s your favorite sonic VA?”
    “Jason.”
    “Oh really? If Jason asked you on a date would you go?”
    “No because I’m a lesbian.”

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 4 роки тому +299

      Lillie Blue 4:57

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 4 роки тому +159

      One of the best parts of the video let’s be real😂👌

    • @perrilewis180
      @perrilewis180 4 роки тому +51

      He should have said friend date

    • @NeonLightsYT1
      @NeonLightsYT1 4 роки тому +165

      I mean, isn’t Penny an actual Lesbian?
      I respect that! ✨

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 4 роки тому +208

      Neon-Lights The Casual Inkling Yeah she’s a lesbian, I also believe she’s trans. I respect it too👍🏽

  • @codenamenhx3718
    @codenamenhx3718 4 роки тому +252

    15:35
    "Have a good night sir"
    "FUCK YOU"
    "Sonic is dead"

  • @Hostclubfangirl
    @Hostclubfangirl 5 років тому +3103

    The entire subway bit gave me such extreme anxiety. I'm laughing but I'm also so stressed. Chase is too good of an actor lmao.

    • @user-ff3ht7px7v
      @user-ff3ht7px7v 5 років тому +333

      I knew they were only acting, but I was also deadass expecting a fight to break out at any moment. The suspense was killing me.

    • @krispymoofin
      @krispymoofin 3 роки тому +17

      I ended up shouting through my phone lmao

    • @Winterborn1080
      @Winterborn1080 3 роки тому +15

      It's like Arin's rage to subway

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +15

      Chase is just a younger male Karen

    • @DizzyDebacles
      @DizzyDebacles 3 роки тому +1

      What time frame was that??

  • @Kaius.
    @Kaius. 5 років тому +2107

    "I was gonna put them... on *THE SIDE!* "
    sends me every single time

  • @starscj2757
    @starscj2757 4 роки тому +2171

    24:40
    "Tails has crawled into the husk of Eggman and is now controlling the body"
    Predicted Sonic Riders Fandub

  • @rassilontdavros3004
    @rassilontdavros3004 5 років тому +996

    “I’m not Al Gore anymore. I DigiVolved. Into Mitt Romney.”

  • @voidsiren
    @voidsiren 5 років тому +1935

    memphis tennessee goes to subway (asmr)

    • @fetal.beetle07734
      @fetal.beetle07734 5 років тому +165

      Feat. Sonic as the employee and Eggman as the manager.

    • @Trogdorbad
      @Trogdorbad 5 років тому +49

      God I might have to make my own variation on this now

    • @shyguygaming5397
      @shyguygaming5397 4 роки тому +28

      How does he even eat it? He doesn’t even have a mouth.

    • @kimzee59
      @kimzee59 4 роки тому +61

      @@shyguygaming5397 Obviously a gamer like him doesn't have time to eat with all the gaming he has to do. Hes too busy getting tilted at the towers. He instead is buying it while he waits for his game to load, and to make himself look better than all those beta cucks.

    • @WhatIsMyLif3
      @WhatIsMyLif3 4 роки тому

      @@fetal.beetle07734 they're not even doing the voices so this joke doesn't even make sense!

  • @joshuafriend9605
    @joshuafriend9605 2 роки тому +783

    7:44-Oh my God that is perfect
    8:04-Knuckles Commits Identity Theft
    8:51-Subway
    17:42-Shadow’s Roar
    18:39-Subway 2 ft. PaperBoxHouse
    25:05-Al Gore’s Awakening
    29:58-Knuckles 2nd Identity Theft
    31:20-The Rise of Baylee

    • @chlozentimes
      @chlozentimes Рік тому +11

      thank you for your services

    • @thelonleygengar
      @thelonleygengar Рік тому +13

      KNUCKLES IDENTITY THEFT JUST HAPPENED

    • @thetetrisking
      @thetetrisking Рік тому +4

      im 12 minutes into this video, the subway bit goes on for another 5 minutes minutes???,

    • @Neppiest-of-them-all
      @Neppiest-of-them-all 9 місяців тому

      Come back to peak

    • @TheCreationOfDread
      @TheCreationOfDread 6 місяців тому +1

      It had been done. And then succeeds at it! NOOOOOOOHOHOHO!!! NO HES STEALING EVERYONES IDENTITIES!

  • @cyan7838
    @cyan7838 5 років тому +2432

    *OMEGA COUNT HOW MUCH CHANGE HE USED TO PAY FOR THE LETTUCE*

    • @metal3978
      @metal3978 4 роки тому +73

      I did this in the way that makes cents

    • @cosmicdahlia
      @cosmicdahlia 4 роки тому +17

      underrated

    • @hypersonic2828
      @hypersonic2828 4 роки тому +63

      THERE ARE ONLY 30 MILLION COINS ON THE SUBWAY DESK

    • @87crowhat54
      @87crowhat54 4 роки тому +16

      See that wasn’t so hard

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 4 роки тому +11

      Metal well saying “cents” instead of “sense” kind of disproves that

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 5 років тому +876

    "CBT stands for Carrot, Bacon and Tomato" - Alfred, (2019)

  • @jraug44
    @jraug44 3 роки тому +1131

    "You think you can hold me?" is Shadow's line for when he gets grabbed by a Boo. It's unused since Shadow doesn't have any stages with Boos.

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 5 років тому +601

    Sonic saying he was Shadow was actually just him mocking Shadow.
    "Look at me, I'm Shadow! I'm the ultimate life form! &($*@!"

  • @MoonlitGamer
    @MoonlitGamer 4 роки тому +3160

    The Subway bit was too real. Skip 8:42 - 15:38 and 18:29 - 24:40 for anyone else that doesn't want to relive retail hell.

  • @udczoey
    @udczoey 4 роки тому +759

    Alternative title: Sonic and friends' mental stability crumble while a Subway customer and two employees are nearly 3 sentences away from throwing hands.

    • @pinkertonbyweezer
      @pinkertonbyweezer 2 роки тому +32

      Then, Al Gore Appears

    • @Foxking437
      @Foxking437 2 роки тому +1

      @@pinkertonbyweezer And tries to murder the funny Moon Piss man

    • @whowhat0
      @whowhat0 2 роки тому +44

      Side-Story: Knuckles tries to commit identity theft and is successful twice.

    • @toddelmsworth640
      @toddelmsworth640 11 місяців тому +4

      Epilogue: The Speed Demon of the Chao Garden

  • @amberwingtundrawing776
    @amberwingtundrawing776 5 років тому +1737

    Why do Penny Parker and her friends keep accidentally making gods?

    • @nidz0
      @nidz0 4 роки тому +5

      Amberwing Tundrawing her my guy?

    • @amberwingtundrawing776
      @amberwingtundrawing776 4 роки тому +122

      Please dont add to my comment if you're going to be disrespectful. Thank you

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 4 роки тому +115

      @Black Jesus if you check the channel’s description, it say “If you like girls (me)” and her friends call her a she. Please don’t just assume someone’s gender by the sound of their voice

    • @CinnabarCereal
      @CinnabarCereal 4 роки тому +5

      *Grabs popcorn*

    • @khrinalekill-thebloodspira2531
      @khrinalekill-thebloodspira2531 4 роки тому +31

      @@Gio-kg4gb no they are right that's a girl

  • @les8ean377
    @les8ean377 5 років тому +964

    THEN BAYLEE EITHER IS GOD OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

  • @Glacier_Nester
    @Glacier_Nester 4 роки тому +812

    y'all the moment penny said "I'll call the manager" I got a skype call, the bit is too powerful

  • @erinfreezing
    @erinfreezing 5 років тому +530

    Holy shit that entire Subway bit was so real it was visceral

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 5 років тому +4

      Poor guy just wanted a damn sandwich XD

    • @tsukune5267
      @tsukune5267 5 років тому +35

      That wasn't no sandwich

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 4 роки тому +7

      That was lettuce in a wrapper with parmesan cheese

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire 5 років тому +739

    17:52 Sonic: "I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, the one and only Ultimate Life Form."
    Shadow: "FOUND YOU, FAKER!"

  • @sundae_z
    @sundae_z 2 роки тому +585

    The Al Gore bit was so well excecuted. I can practically imagine Chase staring at Alfred, rocking back and forth and crying, and Penny is fake smiling, like "It's just the level, it's just the level, it's just the level, it's just the level-"

    • @lokirae3
      @lokirae3 2 роки тому +25

      Someone draw this omg

  • @mdg245
    @mdg245 5 років тому +1632

    I love how Penny's channel is an excuse to do long and elaborate, audio improve with friends.

    • @spexification
      @spexification 3 роки тому +17

      i hate to be that person *but*
      improv*, derived from improvisation

    • @mdg245
      @mdg245 3 роки тому +39

      @@spexification Yes, thank you for catching the year old typo lol

    • @DrMoonRose
      @DrMoonRose 3 роки тому +23

      @@spexification ACTUALLY UH UH YOUR MOM* GET LMAOED

    • @spexification
      @spexification 3 роки тому +18

      @@DrMoonRose how will i....... ever recover............. from that........................................

  • @1800callluigi
    @1800callluigi 4 роки тому +4718

    "Did you just mention c o c k & b a l l t o r t u r e to a customer?!" - Chase 19:39

  • @kellyfulmen6046
    @kellyfulmen6046 4 роки тому +3100

    *_After much debate on the customers eating habits, and two failed attempts to contact the store manager, the concerned yet sassy Subway employee finally complies with the bizarre wishes of the picky patron._*
    _"Okay, I will get you your lettuce."_
    *_Clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth, the customer stands on the opposite side of the display glass with folded arms, coldly watching as the overly inquisitive part-time handler loads 18 servings of lettuce onto the wax paper._*
    _"Wrap it up."_
    *_He states pointedly, raising his right hand and swirling his index finger about in an exaggerated motion, before tucking his hand back into it's original placement._*
    *_The employee pauses, glancing up from the shredded lettuce with a befuddled expression, in complete disbelief of the increasing oddity of the customer requests._*
    _"You want me to_ *_wrap_* _it?"_
    *_She inquires incredulously, arching an eyebrow._*
    _"Yes, that's what you_ *_do."_*
    *_The customer snaps back with equal incredulity and irritability, clearly exasperated by the pain staking process he'd suffered through in order to acquire his leafy greens._*
    _"Okay-"_
    *_The employee concedes, quickly raising her hands in surrender before proceeding to do as asked. Still feeling his instruction was necessary, the customer continued on._*
    _"You wrap it in the wax paper and put it in the-"_
    _"Yeah, no, no, no- nono, I got it."_
    *_The unsupervised worker quickly interrupted, agitated by the customers blatant insulting of her intelligence- neatly wrapping the lettuce up in the sandwichless sandwich bag with an indignant grumble._*
    _"I know how to do my job, sir."_
    _"Yeah, well you could have fooled me."_
    *_He scoffed, glancing off to the side with a light shake of his head._*
    *_Sighing dejectedly, the employees shoulders sagged briefly, wondering why she even bothered before she asked the damning question._*
    _"Would you like any olives with that, or...?"_
    _"No."_
    *_The customer quickly refused, pursing his lips before turning back to the employee- staring down at the counter rather than at the young lady herself; seemingly pondering a last minute decision before finally voicing his desires in a hushed, almost guilty tone._*
    _"Okay, but I would like you to sprinkle some Parmesan cheese on it."_
    (This is the content I subscribed for.)

  • @kaig.1525
    @kaig.1525 3 роки тому +1455

    18:07
    “The randomizer works perfectly!”
    *Rouge immediately zooms straight into space*
    Ah yes, exactly as intended

    • @Sycamorea
      @Sycamorea 2 роки тому +46

      "This is a racing game"

    • @hextheprotogenfox
      @hextheprotogenfox 2 роки тому +9

      When do they have the time to turn their vehicles into F1 cars

  • @MakeMeAwesomeSauce1
    @MakeMeAwesomeSauce1 5 років тому +594

    As hilarious as that Subway bit was... It REAAALLLY wasn't that far off. Especially at night which was why I lost it when she said "it's 11pm sir"

  • @magiaburst
    @magiaburst 5 років тому +909

    "My name is Miles Prower, but everybody calls me Tails!"
    "No! *That's no good!* You spoiled my plans!"
    "I'm afraid to call myself a hunter!" *sad*
    "ROARRR!"
    UPDATE: I'm laughing myself to death because of this identity theft scene. How did that go under my radar the first time?

    • @a.jcheshiremen7822
      @a.jcheshiremen7822 5 років тому +14

      Etienne “$#@!”

    • @april5054
      @april5054 4 роки тому +4

      Sonic lied about his identity and SSN to Knuckles so Knuckles couldn't steal his identity, thus spoiling Knuckles' plans

  • @TehCranZ
    @TehCranZ 3 роки тому +239

    14:36 Someone in chat said "this a jerma joke"
    I can entirely see Jerma do that same bit by himself.

  • @MoonlightReaper14
    @MoonlightReaper14 5 років тому +584

    8:32 Can we take a moment to acknowledge Knuckles the *most hot headed character that never thinks things through* DUPES tails and Eggman the two smartest characters in sonic lore!

  • @nataliewebber3139
    @nataliewebber3139 5 років тому +2145

    someones gotta animate the subway bit. please it had me crying

    • @amightygrizzly
      @amightygrizzly 5 років тому +47

      Yes! This needs to happen.

    • @elibeth8399
      @elibeth8399 5 років тому +206

      Sorry we’re all out of animators

    • @amightygrizzly
      @amightygrizzly 5 років тому +75

      @@elibeth8399 Okay....ummm....oooo...What about the Anime Memers?

    • @noblesseoblige1076
      @noblesseoblige1076 5 років тому +40

      @@elibeth8399 Soup store.

    • @swordswaltzing
      @swordswaltzing 5 років тому +79

      javier carrion why are you looking for animators at the soup store?????

  • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
    @rogue-taxidermy_griffin 2 роки тому +205

    7:45 Snake Eater with the vocals isolated playing over a lone figure climbing up a tunnel is my aesthetic.

  • @rkslee0398
    @rkslee0398 5 років тому +432

    - Penny, I love your laugh
    - SUBWAY ADVENTURE 2: CHEESE-WAX LETTUCE
    - I can't believe Penny and Alfred are parents
    - parents of A GOD (Baylee)

  • @tommyjenkins6615
    @tommyjenkins6615 5 років тому +1167

    12:52 This moment filled me with so much unbridled rage because I’ve worked in the service industry for so many years that I’ve experienced this exact thing.

    • @amishrambo4096
      @amishrambo4096 5 років тому +69

      Tommy Jenkins someone understands this! These 2 bits put me so on edge hate it!

    • @CEFG100
      @CEFG100 5 років тому +65

      You’ve had someone ask you for just lettuce with Parmesan cheese on the wax paper?

    • @firebreathingchickenduck4936
      @firebreathingchickenduck4936 5 років тому +47

      As a person who works in customer service.
      I fucking believe you dude

    • @xthedman420x8
      @xthedman420x8 5 років тому +21

      Anyone who has worked ANY public job can relate, working at an amusement park I have a SPIRITUAL CONNECTION with this dude XD

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 5 років тому +7

      Nah he's right though, parmesan isn't a "cheese," in that you can get it AND provolone or something and it doesn't cost extra.

  • @i.m.belter9100
    @i.m.belter9100 4 роки тому +1247

    "I was gonna put it
    O N T H E S I D E"
    then some dude in chat just says "penny SNAPPEDcube"

  • @spectralsheep
    @spectralsheep 5 років тому +760

    Chase has ascended, he's Karen now.

    • @C--vp3vk
      @C--vp3vk 5 років тому +51

      Khase/Caren

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 5 років тому +8

      The god of Karen

    • @moirapalace3946
      @moirapalace3946 5 років тому +19

      God save us retail workers.

    • @RealXgor
      @RealXgor 4 роки тому +11

      Karen,Al Gore and Mitt Romney all in one

  • @xXChaos420Xx
    @xXChaos420Xx 5 років тому +3383

    Penny's laugh > oxygen ❤

  • @ShadowdaHedgie11
    @ShadowdaHedgie11 4 роки тому +306

    "I'll just get some water."
    *beat*
    "If you say you're out of water..."

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 3 роки тому +24

      "I'm going to _climb over this turnstile, and hit you in the _*_mouth."_*

  • @meegle.teedle
    @meegle.teedle 5 років тому +642

    Broke: Weed Crystal
    Woke: Slimy Knuckles

    • @WillowChord
      @WillowChord 5 років тому +13

      wHEEL sluckles

    • @natepion1931
      @natepion1931 4 роки тому +3

      Ascended: Parmesan cheese on the side

  • @StrangerWithAHat
    @StrangerWithAHat 5 років тому +478

    That subway roleplay has me legitimately stressed. Perfect.

  • @laytonspuzzle
    @laytonspuzzle 4 роки тому +665

    I imagine that Chase always speaks in *bold*

    • @GreenStorm8200
      @GreenStorm8200 3 роки тому +140

      *If you say you're out of water, I will climb over this turnstyle a n d p u n c h y o u i n t h e m o u t h.*

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 7 місяців тому +4

      thank you for putting it into words. i've been trying to articulate what scout's voice sounds like to me for a while

    • @afrofaeries
      @afrofaeries 7 місяців тому +2

      @@coyotixPenny talks in sans serif and Alfred talks in Arial 14pt.

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 7 місяців тому +1

      @@afrofaeries Ryan talks in italicized comic sans

  • @SaintSentry
    @SaintSentry 5 років тому +253

    8:50 - 15:38
    18:38 - 24:32
    This is what the voices in my head sound like while I'm trying to sleep.

    • @nan0phone
      @nan0phone 5 років тому +8

      So lettuce is keeping you up? Ok

    • @SaintSentry
      @SaintSentry 5 років тому +15

      @@nan0phone I think I'm a veggie

    • @jadetealaaron2003
      @jadetealaaron2003 5 років тому +5

      sonic is ded

    • @SaintSentry
      @SaintSentry 5 років тому +6

      @@jadetealaaron2003 Oh my god I can't believe sanic is fucking dead

    • @RealityMasterRogue
      @RealityMasterRogue 5 років тому +5

      this is simultaneously the best and absolute worst

  • @arrowpride5468
    @arrowpride5468 4 роки тому +1090

    24:51 the way Chase says gorilla gives me such pleasure

    • @librasuperstar3779
      @librasuperstar3779 2 роки тому +66

      Literally every time I see a gorilla I say it in the way Chase does right there

    • @flinflam
      @flinflam 2 роки тому +38

      The R Roll is so satisfying

    • @Mines00
      @Mines00 2 роки тому +11

      I love how they're casually talking while Throw It All Away blasts in the background.

    • @missingwyatt7056
      @missingwyatt7056 2 роки тому +18

      *~Gor-r-r-reela~*

    • @thequagestclodsire
      @thequagestclodsire 2 роки тому +9

      It's low poly monke!

  • @benji777tm
    @benji777tm 3 роки тому +498

    I think I know why lesbian was in all caps in the closed captioning when Penny said it. It’s an acronym like GUN. She’s a soldier of the paramilitary organization known as:
    Legendary
    Elite
    Soldiers
    Battling
    Intergalactic
    Aliens of
    Nefariousness

  • @MisterMokuroh
    @MisterMokuroh 5 років тому +2141

    Why is there a swearing sound clip?!

    • @LambDan_
      @LambDan_ 5 років тому +519

      Mister Moon Within the game data, there is a placeholder for voice clips that’s literally a censor beep. If you wanna see it in action, search up SpeepsHighway’s video on SA2.

    • @jojovibe1562
      @jojovibe1562 5 років тому +72

      Mister Moon Why wouldn’t there be

    • @C--vp3vk
      @C--vp3vk 5 років тому +450

      you don't think shadow *wouldn't* say fuck?

    • @Prahaha_
      @Prahaha_ 5 років тому +106

      Censor beep is just a space filler file. It's more likely an internet tone beep

    • @CC-jg1cp
      @CC-jg1cp 5 років тому +14

      they cussed in sonic adventure 2???????????????????????

  • @Addictivemeh
    @Addictivemeh 5 років тому +258

    35:14 her name was Baylee too at first, but the Alpha Baylee made her take the L

  • @finleyforevermore
    @finleyforevermore 3 роки тому +281

    27:14 - Alfred was singing "Let Us Adore You"
    Also, 25:07 is the start of the Al Gore saga.

    • @deltaace6426
      @deltaace6426 2 роки тому +10

      @Finley Forevermore so glad I’m not the only one who heard that

  • @cutegirl2414
    @cutegirl2414 5 років тому +543

    4:15
    “THE BOMBS ARE ABOUT TO GO OFF SONIC!!”
    *Sonic casually strikes a pose while you can see the incoming nuclear blast*
    😂😂

    • @jadetealaaron2003
      @jadetealaaron2003 5 років тому +34

      *Gotta pose before I f u c k i n g c e a s e t o e x i s t*

    • @helvarstark4282
      @helvarstark4282 4 роки тому +10

      There goes Hawaii, there goes Hawaii, the island is gone, there goes Hawaii...

    • @sleepydeeznuts
      @sleepydeeznuts 4 роки тому +1

      @@jadetealaaron2003 *N O O O O O O*

    • @SBSanik3232
      @SBSanik3232 Рік тому +2

      @@helvarstark4282 there goes hawa- *E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E EE E E E E E*

    • @TheCreationOfDread
      @TheCreationOfDread Рік тому +1

      Penny: OH NO! OH NO!

  • @johnfortnitetheraw
    @johnfortnitetheraw 5 років тому +1999

    she was gonna put it
    *_o n t h e s i d e_*

    • @gamermanx3096
      @gamermanx3096 4 роки тому +36

      13:28

    • @KC-ns5im
      @KC-ns5im 4 роки тому +31

      o h,
      you are...
      *T E R R I B L E .*
      at your job.

  • @MintyPup
    @MintyPup 2 роки тому +139

    when I look back on the Penny Archives, I think the clearly best joke of all time is when they spent nearly fucking ten minutes of acting out a customer service dispute entirely straight faced with no fucking jokes dispersed through out

  • @knorklesenchilada9553
    @knorklesenchilada9553 4 роки тому +2049

    Subway
    Part 1 starts at 8:51
    Part 1 ends at 15:38
    Part 2 starts at 18:39
    Part 2 ends at 24:32
    you're welcome cause i never could find the times for this and i love it

  • @woooo_yeah
    @woooo_yeah 5 років тому +329

    This just devolved into an intense Subway RP session and I love it.

  • @khodibritton8368
    @khodibritton8368 3 роки тому +265

    The whole exchange between Penny and Chase from 3:15 to 4:02 is just hilarious and wholesome.

  • @scottiemoseley2116
    @scottiemoseley2116 5 років тому +686

    Should the day come that you guys do a fan-dub of the Shadow the Hedgehog game, that would be hilarious.

  • @TheMaleLilligant
    @TheMaleLilligant 5 років тому +285

    *Sees Thumbnail* Oh it's probably Just gonna be the main game with swapped characters for the leve-
    *First cutscene plays and swearing and dying horse noises occur* And here we go.

  • @youchangeddachannel8826
    @youchangeddachannel8826 3 роки тому +133

    I love how they gradually shifty from playing sonic adventure 2 randomized, to just roleplaying about a subway order.

  • @Spritesuit
    @Spritesuit 5 років тому +530

    "Welcome to my abode. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so _tilted_ at the _towers."_

    • @SaintSentry
      @SaintSentry 5 років тому +44

      "Um, this isn't really tilted OR a tower..."

    • @SladeTheHedgehog
      @SladeTheHedgehog 5 років тому +3

      callbacks

    • @theinimitablejora522
      @theinimitablejora522 4 роки тому +27

      @@SaintSentry Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.

    • @SaintSentry
      @SaintSentry 4 роки тому +22

      @@theinimitablejora522 I'd like to be in the friendzone. I like friends!

    • @natepion1931
      @natepion1931 4 роки тому +18

      It's not as pleasant as you think they don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item Memphis Tennessee 2006

  • @SantaFishes101
    @SantaFishes101 5 років тому +446

    The Al Gore bit was literally me and my OCD
    XD
    "why do we need 40?"
    "AL GORE!"
    me: "that's stupi-"
    *AL GORE!!!*
    *resets 10 times to get 40 rings, hyperventilating*

  • @Roebey
    @Roebey 2 роки тому +65

    i love how chase's laugh is like a polite chuckle that can evolve into a full laugh, while penny's is just full throttle all the time

  • @LushieTilde
    @LushieTilde 5 років тому +458

    Use the B button to grab it, then use the analogue to swing.
    *yell*
    *swear*
    This is easy to master!
    No context.

  • @Lunam_D._Roger
    @Lunam_D._Roger 5 років тому +336

    This is a 5 star representation of customer service.
    That was fucking hilarious, and congratulations for sticking to the joke.
    But the punchline should have been:
    "Thank you for the service, you're my favourite restaurant, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW!"

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 5 років тому +25

      The True Punchline is that Chase was the CEO of Subway in an undercover boss situation

  • @MoonEyedAzriel
    @MoonEyedAzriel 4 роки тому +203

    Penny's improv anger always seems to put a smile on my face

  • @caramel378
    @caramel378 5 років тому +539

    i was gonna put them
    *_ON THE SIDE_*

  • @mikeb.379
    @mikeb.379 5 років тому +426

    Oh my god, the Snake Eater part KILLED me

  • @snomflakes
    @snomflakes 4 роки тому +100

    17:42 I love this part so much

  • @meme-pr1nc3
    @meme-pr1nc3 5 років тому +191

    31:18 Baylee is the embodiment of “Everytime you’re not running I’m coming closer”

    • @wolfwing5602
      @wolfwing5602 4 роки тому +3

      Baylee for smash

    • @kylebooface6359
      @kylebooface6359 4 роки тому +5

      Daniel Cohen *no tier is worthy of being blessed by Baylee, Baylee is baylee teir*

    • @retrosquire7606
      @retrosquire7606 Рік тому

      *Brassmo flashbacks*

    • @SBSanik3232
      @SBSanik3232 Рік тому

      Brassmo and Baylee race when?

    • @HaremArchon
      @HaremArchon 4 місяці тому

      "I am 100 meters from your current location and approaching rapidly"

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 5 років тому +459

    37:27 If Knuckles said this i would have been brought to tears.

    • @triiodide7762
      @triiodide7762 3 роки тому +12

      LOL CAUSE THE ID THING HE SAID LMAO

  • @lucotv94
    @lucotv94 3 роки тому +131

    These three have so much chaotic energy, if they stay in the same room for at least a whole week they would probably create a whole new universe in just that room.

  • @nd35780
    @nd35780 4 роки тому +1183

    "Would you like chips with that?"
    "You're disgusting."
    *Picks the most disgusting ones.*

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 4 роки тому +10

      What’s your favorite chip flavour

    • @nd35780
      @nd35780 4 роки тому +24

      @@flameyboy4184 Bit of a tie between cool ranch, sour cream and onion, and loaded baked potato.

    • @Doshee33
      @Doshee33 4 роки тому +48

      I'm surprised this hasn't become a public discourse yet

    • @SaranshV
      @SaranshV 4 роки тому +12

      @@Doshee33 I'm about to change that

    • @SaranshV
      @SaranshV 4 роки тому +36

      @@nd35780 barbecue chips are amazing and I'm going to fight you

  • @44tharia46
    @44tharia46 5 років тому +143

    32:56 WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW BUSTED MY LUNGS ARE

  • @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450
    @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 4 роки тому +111

    16:23
    “You may be able to Grind on that pipe coming out of his mouth!” Why is sonic telling me to

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 4 роки тому +358

    7:44 Oh my god that is perfect.
    8:04 Identity Theft & Knuckles
    17:42 Shadow's roar
    25:05 Al Gore's reckoning
    29:58 Knuckles's Identity Theft returns
    31:20 Baylee

  • @PhoenixDemon94
    @PhoenixDemon94 5 років тому +315

    so now it is canon that Knuckles' whole plan was to steal the identities of all the Sonic crew and that Chaos has played Snake Eater
    Edit: if I can find any fanart of Chaos dressed as Snake climbing a long as hell ladder, i will die a happy man

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 років тому +21

      Chaos hiding in a box waiting for his next game release.

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 4 роки тому +8

      hurghhh tikaaal,,,im trying to sneak around, but im dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Sonic

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 4 роки тому +9

      He would fail because Eggman has 70 alternate accounts

  • @waltomusic
    @waltomusic 4 роки тому +79

    So around 37:20 this video just yelled at me specifically and it terrified me

    • @metal3978
      @metal3978 4 роки тому +16

      And now the military and police are chasing you. Do you care if they know who you are Walter?

  • @thecomicman6890
    @thecomicman6890 4 роки тому +357

    24:33 My favorite part. Just live and learn blasting as he walks into the computer room.

  • @SlackerArtist
    @SlackerArtist 5 років тому +192

    I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
    Alfred if you are reading this, I need your ankles for science

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 4 роки тому +7

      excuse me

    • @matthewmason7792
      @matthewmason7792 4 роки тому

      SlackerArtist I understand this reference

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 2 роки тому +28

    24:56
    Alfred: BBY GORRILA
    Penny: It's baby Winston
    Alfred: (Silent 'nam flashback) ....now you've ruined it
    Penny: (Laughter)
    Scout: Why'd you ruin it for Alfred, Penny?
    Penny: I'm sorry

  • @galacticcorgi1258
    @galacticcorgi1258 5 років тому +761

    I'VE COME HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: And don't forget about Y button. It's important, too!

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 5 років тому +20

      &@#$!

    • @gooper9777
      @gooper9777 5 років тому +3

      shadow the hedgehog is a &@#$! &@#$! mother&@#$!

    • @galacticcorgi1258
      @galacticcorgi1258 5 років тому +4

      Y'all better watch out what you say about shadow cause I might commit a crime of unspeakable strength

    • @bladedash_
      @bladedash_ 5 років тому +2

      He &@#$ed my wife

    • @sleepydeeznuts
      @sleepydeeznuts 4 роки тому

      @@gooper9777 be pissed on my #*@&ing wife

  • @AeroWraith901
    @AeroWraith901 4 роки тому +377

    Eggman: *points gun at Amy*
    Amy: 0_0
    Eggman: Ready for the Chao Garden Tour :D

    • @WarVeteran213
      @WarVeteran213 3 роки тому +32

      Btch you gon get in dis car or I’m poppin between ya eyes

    • @genji2191
      @genji2191 2 роки тому

      YOU EITHER GET THE FUCKING CAR OR YOU GONNA SEE CHAO IN THE FUCKING SKY YOU PINK SIMP (somthing I believe Alfred robotnik would say)

  • @superspeedbros2422
    @superspeedbros2422 9 місяців тому +11

    37:26 The fact that this is so in sync with Eggman's movements is pure comedy gold and totally in character at the same time.

    • @Poyomini
      @Poyomini 7 місяців тому +4

      The music choice here makes this whole thing even better

  • @Hansenfmly
    @Hansenfmly 5 років тому +171

    1:44
    Tails: Here's a piss rock
    Sonic: *$#@!*

  • @SavannahGivan
    @SavannahGivan 5 років тому +595

    "If Jason asked you on a date would you go?"
    "No, because I'm a lesbiain"
    MOOD

    • @liv9520
      @liv9520 5 років тому +10

      Me too thanks

    • @BD-mt4th
      @BD-mt4th 5 років тому +2

      Savannah Givan white people lmao

    • @LEEKOPHOBIA
      @LEEKOPHOBIA 4 роки тому +2

      Mood

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 4 роки тому +47

      @@BD-mt4th the hell does that comment have to do with white people specifically?

    • @zoedegenerate6703
      @zoedegenerate6703 4 роки тому +2

      same

  • @Blizardstar1200
    @Blizardstar1200 3 роки тому +69

    Of all the randomized lines that don’t turn into a bit, for some reason “Don’t forget about Y button! Y button is important too!” has just stuck in my brain

  • @alexanderthomas3187
    @alexanderthomas3187 4 роки тому +445

    Cutscenes: Penny laughing like a hyena
    Gameplay: Penny and everyone else losing their minds

  • @dreamztrash
    @dreamztrash 4 роки тому +532

    13:00
    "No.....But I would like you to sprinkle some parmesan cheese on it..."
    13:38
    " *SIGHS* parmesan cheese-?"
    "....p l e a s e"
    " On- On the wax paper??"
    "....o n t h e w a x p a p e r"
    14:44
    "I'll just get some water...i f y o u s a y y o u r e o u t o f w a t e r. . . i m g o i n g t o c l i m b o v e r t h i s t u r n s t y l e- a n d h i t y o u i n t h e *m o u t h* "

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 9 місяців тому +9

    35:53 "Ready for the Chao Garden tour?" while pointing your gun is raw AF

  • @raditz1101
    @raditz1101 5 років тому +431

    18:38 This is basically Mephilis ordering subway

    • @switch8372
      @switch8372 4 роки тому +58

      *Memphis

    • @tammytheranger7645
      @tammytheranger7645 4 роки тому +82

      *Memphis Tennessee

    • @blank0s162
      @blank0s162 4 роки тому +31

      *Memphis Tennessee the alpha gamer Chad in his alpha gamer pad.

    • @87crowhat54
      @87crowhat54 4 роки тому +21

      Always good to have some subway after your boyfriend invites his ex to your house

    • @blinkachu05
      @blinkachu05 3 роки тому +11

      @@blank0s162 while he gets alpha gamer mad.