... though this actually makes me wonder if Marvel Zombies included Zombie Brute Force. Because Zombie Cybernetic Bear fighting a Zombie Cybernetic Shark with a Laser Beam on its head...
I would love it if Zombie Care Bears weren't actually murderous, but magically lobotomized their victims into being emotionally void. Like a whole alt. Earth of emotionally dead living automatons.
"The madballs, not being idiots, just go and explain the situation." You know, half the time that's the exact solution my players go for in D&D, too. Really infuriating when people make smart, reasonable decisions.
The artwork for No Heart is just terrible. In the TV series he was much more sinister and menacing and his eyes didn't look like a pair of red coke-bottles.
While watching this review, I realized that a crossover between the Care Bears and MLP: FiM would be both hilarious and awesome. Even more hilarious and awesome would be if the crossover ended up canon to FiM.
Considering that the Care Bears apparently are part of the Marvel universe, does this mean there's a chance they might get devoured by Galactus or attacked by Thanos?
Apparently, Ghost Rider actually did just that at one time in the 90s Fantastic Four cartoon where he made Galactus think about all the billions of people he killed with his planet-devouring and that deterred him from gobbling up the earth.
At 12:06, I noticed that one of the Care Bears is saying to the Mad Balls "To what do we owe this horror? ...er, honor?" That would probably be my reaction to the Mad Balls as well.
Well, the Countdown bit made me look up the Care Bears Countdown theme (which is infinitely better than I Want to be a Care Bear, IMO). I hope you're happy, comic.
Beneath the seas, besides the flame, Off the coast where the lost beast came, To bring the world misery and shame, A piece of the world is missing. The path you should have never crossed, The Beast exacts a heavy cost, The number of the Beast is lost, You will know it by its hissing. The bones from hell you cannot tame, Devour your life and all your fame, That is the price to play its game, And all while you're reminiscing.
Linkara: I'm depressed Woman: that sucks but I know what can make you feel better Linkara:what Woman: carebear Linkara: sadness sorrow Woman: are you okey Linkara:this sucks
The whole spiel about clowns is really funny now, since the clown community's strong reaction to the evil clown character, Twisty, on this season of AHS...
I never understood the purpose of the Care Bears. What does "caring" mean? Why do all the movies feature white girls with blonde hair and blue eyes? And why is there a Grumpy Bear?!
+Andrew Addams Grumpy Bear is there to show little kids that feeling grumpy is okay sometimes. Also Grumpy Bear rules, in spite of what people say about the other Care Bears.
*The following is the opinion of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 12:07 - "So nice to see the MADBALLz were smart enough to go to the CARE BEARs and explain the situation rather than do what NO HEART says! Seriously there are some Superheroes who lack that amount of sense! So nice to see the writer's of this comic made the heroes be smart and work together to save the kids!" 14:33 - "I also happen to be a veteran of the GREAT CARING WAR of 1998 as flying to Care-A-Lot isn't hard for us SEAGULLs and I also helped Grumpy & Brave Heart Lion run a boot camp!" *EARL's right (don't know about the GREAT CARING WAR though)! Also I grew up with CARE BEARs as a kid specifically the second movie with DARK HEART 🖤 (who is basically the Care Bear's equivalent to Mephisto, though he ends up pulling a Piccolo near the end making a heel to face turn which I always did like about that film)! Sure the first one with the Spirit in the Book was a more hardcore villain, but the 2nd film will always have a nostalgic place in my heart! Also liked the Nelvana's Care Bears cartoon which aired on the Disney Channel back in the day which is where Beastly & No Heart come from (Beastly has the same voice actor as Papa Bear from Nick Jr's Little Bear by the way which was also produced by Nelvana) along with No Heart's niece Shreeky who was often teamed up with Beastly in the show as No Heart was the big bad, with the two often acting as his underlings with Shreeky bossing Beastly around! Nelvana's Care Bear cartoon even had a series of Star Trek parody episodes where the Care Bears explore spaxe in their starship the S.S. Friendship (one of these episodes was titled The Thing That Came to Stay)! Wouldn't mind if Linkara were to review them at some point! The Care Bear Stare was also pretty much the Care Bear's go to weapon when dealing with evil do'ers and I love it even if its somewhat counter to the Care Bear's message though its not like the stare actually inflicts physical damage (psychological yes, because they are literally weaponizing the power of love & caring) unlike the attacks of the MADBALLz!*
Good entertainment for a younger demographic: My neighbor Totoro, MLP, The tangled animated series, Phineas and Ferb, Milo Merphy. I have more. Just Because it's for kids, doesn't mean it has to be dumb
'We open to Carealot, which still makes me groan...' B*tch please, you should hear some of the names MLP presents the audience with. Ponyville? Maretonia? Seriously? I'll admit Fillydelphia's pretty clever though...
Star Comics also did the comic adaptation of the Hugga Bunch. I guess they had a real thing for plush toys of over-marketed greeting card characters. Actually, Mr. Lovhaug, any chance of a review of some Hugga Bunch comics? They are seriously weird and mildly creepy.
🎵Do the care bear countdown!🎶 WEEELL i know i've seen the nutcracker movie they did and the wonderland thing and the care bear cousins sometimes get their genders confused between movies.....and that's it. oh and of course DARK HEART! anyway, crossover :D 14.10.22
+Linkara-- Iron Maiden A Real Live One. Star comics is Marvel's way to distance itself from this concept. (backlash) We print, not condone nor support, sorta thing.
I'm pretty sure there is a clown anti defamation league. That comic woulda cheered me up but I'm a couple years older and was way into madballs, I still have a couple and a comic around here somewhere. I also kinda liked the cardboard too. What? I was a kid and into all bears. Plus noheart was kinda cool as a badguy, good design anyway
Hey Linkara, you've made a lot of videos, so maybe you haven't noticed it... but the pun "poke-a-hontas" appeared twice in comics you reviewed. Second time? Avengers 200. Guess bad writers have the same poor ideas when it comes to wordplay.
***** While I knew it was going to be bad and knew it going in, it was at that moment that I knew it was going to be a SPECIAL level of bad. Nice they give us fair warning right at the beginning at least.
Everett Venable I mean dude! Galbatorix called Saphira's egg a stone! He knew it was an egg, why would he call it a stone? I cry every time I even think about that scene.
Yeah, first book in the series is the best for me, so movie can destroy something. There isn't anything to destroy in other books, especially in Eldest, they can actually improve it in my eyes, by forgeting about stupid Roran and make Eragon and Arya to get laid. Hell, I completed Eldest just to know, if they ever get laid! These books have so many plotlines that are dull or meaningless that shorter and cleaner movie version can improve it a lot.
Does anyone have the lin kars episodes in order? Because I really want to get into his big storyline for each episode but I can't find the episodes in any order.
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5:57 - "The weather in Glitzville today will be sunny with a chance of more sun.
It's above the clouds, stupid."
-Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Surely not all the clouds, or it's be out in space
Good, good, a paper Mario reference, this pleases me.
Linkara: I KNOW HOW TO BEAT HIM!!! I'LL USE A CARE BEAR STARE AND CURE VICE OF HIS EVILNESS!!! GENIUS, TAKE THAT FREE WILL
When love and caring fail, resort to VIOLENCE!
Words of wisdom
Or you can use all three at the same time, like the Pretty Cure tend to do...
Gregory House Or even better, the Sailor Guardians, especially Sailor Moon! :D
To be fair if diplomacy fails a blade or a firearm is a good backup plan
Hey in many a game you have to beat up a target first before you can negotiate with it...
If the Care Bears are part of the Marvel Universe, does that mean the Marvel Zombies Universe had zombie Care Bears we never saw?
Caaaaaring........Caaaaaaarriing
... though this actually makes me wonder if Marvel Zombies included Zombie Brute Force. Because Zombie Cybernetic Bear fighting a Zombie Cybernetic Shark with a Laser Beam on its head...
Tyler Chambers zombie Care Bears sounds like an awesome comic. But they live in an area separate from earth so they would probably be safe
The Transformers are also part of the Marvel Universe.
You may panic now.
I would love it if Zombie Care Bears weren't actually murderous, but magically lobotomized their victims into being emotionally void. Like a whole alt. Earth of emotionally dead living automatons.
"Something cute and cuddly!" "Kill it!"
The motto of Zack snyder
"The madballs, not being idiots, just go and explain the situation."
You know, half the time that's the exact solution my players go for in D&D, too. Really infuriating when people make smart, reasonable decisions.
LOL My DM has expressed similar sentiments-"Why aren't you slaughtering strangers the moment you meet them anymore?!"
Good show.
NJ
This actually looks pretty cute.
FYI, I'm a _huge_ fan of the Care Bears. However, I completely respect your opinion on these Care Bears comics.
The artwork for No Heart is just terrible. In the TV series he was much more sinister and menacing and his eyes didn't look like a pair of red coke-bottles.
No Heart? You mean Master Xehanort's armor from Kingdom Hearts?
What a Coincidence
"(Clowns) just want to bring joy and happiness to the world . . ."
Not a given. Some just want to make a paycheck.
Linkara: AH, it's Sailor Venus as a child!Me: I am SO going to be destroyed for laughing at this joke...
me too
Why?
While watching this review, I realized that a crossover between the Care Bears and MLP: FiM would be both hilarious and awesome. Even more hilarious and awesome would be if the crossover ended up canon to FiM.
+funcoolfunfun BURN IT WITH FIRE!
Jacob Stevens What?
MLP:FiM?
It's actually a great show
funcoolfunfun I know. It's just the base show is almost too cutesy for me to watch.
Add more, and my dick will begin to invert
Jacob Stevens Eh, I tend to just ignore the previous shows for the most part, since FiM is pretty much its own franchise at this point.
When did this become about my little pony? This is a CARE BEARS comic. Also, no. MLP sucks no matter what incarnation.
The care bears are watching us. Always watching.......
"Are you watching me Care Bears?"if they are, it's because they enjoy watching bad comics burn.
The Final Countdown joke in this one is one of my favorite jokes on this show. I don't know why.
Considering that the Care Bears apparently are part of the Marvel universe, does this mean there's a chance they might get devoured by Galactus or attacked by Thanos?
Care bear stare versus Galactus. Making him care about the lives he destroys. Yeah I am now terrified as my mind wants to make a fanfic of that.
Apparently, Ghost Rider actually did just that at one time in the 90s Fantastic Four cartoon where he made Galactus think about all the billions of people he killed with his planet-devouring and that deterred him from gobbling up the earth.
Or fight Godzilla
***** We will see the Care Bears in Avengers: Infinity War.
Care bears vs Marvel Zombies.
At 12:06, I noticed that one of the Care Bears is saying to the Mad Balls "To what do we owe this horror? ...er, honor?" That would probably be my reaction to the Mad Balls as well.
Well, the Countdown bit made me look up the Care Bears Countdown theme (which is infinitely better than I Want to be a Care Bear, IMO). I hope you're happy, comic.
I'm patiently awaiting the Care Bears to get their own MCU film
12:40 In your shoes I would've made a joke about a Care Bear version of THAT Countdown.
5:34
Am I the only one who thinks we should have more jokes about Care Bears being in the Marvel universe?
We need a 1 hour version of that Care-Bear Countdown song!
Beastly looks a little like he could be Captain Caveman's ne'er-do-well brother.
Beneath the seas, besides the flame,
Off the coast where the lost beast came,
To bring the world misery and shame,
A piece of the world is missing.
The path you should have never crossed,
The Beast exacts a heavy cost,
The number of the Beast is lost,
You will know it by its hissing.
The bones from hell you cannot tame,
Devour your life and all your fame,
That is the price to play its game,
And all while you're reminiscing.
?
Gerisa Rodriguez It's a poem made by Lewis Lovhaug about the Entity
August Giæver Is it a puppy?
Chris Sanderson It IS a puppy
Linkara: I'm depressed
Woman: that sucks but I know what can make you feel better
Linkara:what
Woman: carebear
Linkara: sadness sorrow
Woman: are you okey
Linkara:this sucks
We need Rob Liefeld to make a dark, gritty reboot of Care Bears.
I applaud you for the Eragon reference. Good job.
I must say that the Swedish translation of this show from my childhood had a better name for No-heart, he was called Heartless instead.
7:57
Oh, bullshit, Linkara, he looks like Orko's evil twin after he studied Gargamel's spellbook.
the care bear count down could be a nod to the theme song from the cartoon series.
True, but it still has to mean something.
Wait... So Havok is a care bear?
Sousabird So a mutated Care Bear, and not a mutated human? But why the human appearance? It’s like a trap, but with furries. That can’t be good
I don't know about the Care Bears, but I'm watching you, Linkara!
9:32 "No Heart and the Shadow demons" sounds like the name of a band.
I miss Liz, her and Linkara were great together.
My God! No Heart is the original form of Master Xehanort!
Or that dark being who keeps showing up in the mobile game.
The whole spiel about clowns is really funny now, since the clown community's strong reaction to the evil clown character, Twisty, on this season of AHS...
Gregory House And now IT 2017
I never understood the purpose of the Care Bears. What does "caring" mean? Why do all the movies feature white girls with blonde hair and blue eyes? And why is there a Grumpy Bear?!
+Andrew Addams nazi propoganda
+Andrew Addams The same reason there was a Charles Barkley Vs Godzilla comic: The power of advertising!
Or greeting cards in this case, but eh.
+Andrew Addams Grumpy Bear is there to show little kids that feeling grumpy is okay sometimes. Also Grumpy Bear rules, in spite of what people say about the other Care Bears.
If you never understood them, why have you seen all the movies? "Why do all the movies feature"
I've seen reviews.
*The following is the opinion of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!*
[EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 12:07 - "So nice to see the MADBALLz were smart enough to go to the CARE BEARs and explain the situation rather than do what NO HEART says! Seriously there are some Superheroes who lack that amount of sense! So nice to see the writer's of this comic made the heroes be smart and work together to save the kids!" 14:33 - "I also happen to be a veteran of the GREAT CARING WAR of 1998 as flying to Care-A-Lot isn't hard for us SEAGULLs and I also helped Grumpy & Brave Heart Lion run a boot camp!"
*EARL's right (don't know about the GREAT CARING WAR though)! Also I grew up with CARE BEARs as a kid specifically the second movie with DARK HEART 🖤 (who is basically the Care Bear's equivalent to Mephisto, though he ends up pulling a Piccolo near the end making a heel to face turn which I always did like about that film)! Sure the first one with the Spirit in the Book was a more hardcore villain, but the 2nd film will always have a nostalgic place in my heart! Also liked the Nelvana's Care Bears cartoon which aired on the Disney Channel back in the day which is where Beastly & No Heart come from (Beastly has the same voice actor as Papa Bear from Nick Jr's Little Bear by the way which was also produced by Nelvana) along with No Heart's niece Shreeky who was often teamed up with Beastly in the show as No Heart was the big bad, with the two often acting as his underlings with Shreeky bossing Beastly around! Nelvana's Care Bear cartoon even had a series of Star Trek parody episodes where the Care Bears explore spaxe in their starship the S.S. Friendship (one of these episodes was titled The Thing That Came to Stay)! Wouldn't mind if Linkara were to review them at some point! The Care Bear Stare was also pretty much the Care Bear's go to weapon when dealing with evil do'ers and I love it even if its somewhat counter to the Care Bear's message though its not like the stare actually inflicts physical damage (psychological yes, because they are literally weaponizing the power of love & caring) unlike the attacks of the MADBALLz!*
...Is that Popples on the back cover? I wonder if there were every any Popples comics. Most likely and probably not very good.
Needs more *_DARK HEEEEART!_*
Time for a game of disappearing bears...
And more bags...
>Ahhhhhhh
I really enjoy this channel
This is the weirdest crossover since well anything I came up with
Good entertainment for a younger demographic: My neighbor Totoro, MLP, The tangled animated series, Phineas and Ferb, Milo Merphy. I have more. Just Because it's for kids, doesn't mean it has to be dumb
Well the 80's
The only Care Bears related thing I ever watched was the 2nd movie. You know, the one with "Time for a game of Disappearing Bears."
And no mention of the original madballs cartoon
7:55 Linkara, it’s pronounced DAAARRRKKKKHEAARRRTTT!
There is an Aragon Ballroom in Chicago.
holy crap, i had the touchdown terror toy as a kid. I honestly didn't know it was from something till now.
The...the Aragon Ballroom? I saw John Carpenter perform a synth concert at the Aragon Ballroom. WAS NOHEART WATCHING ME?!
My first bike was a Bratz bike, but I never even owned a doll...
Trust me Linkara, You should check out the Nostalgia Critic's reviews with the name. heck one of them had Sage in it as the devil.
Had to pause it to check out the back cover. Oh man, 80's!
'We open to Carealot, which still makes me groan...'
B*tch please, you should hear some of the names MLP presents the audience with. Ponyville? Maretonia? Seriously? I'll admit Fillydelphia's pretty clever though...
Manehattan is pretty good.
Orange Owl Yeah, yeah it is. I'm on the fence with Canterlot, though...
***** Baltimare is my personal favorite.
Griffonsdale (I think it's called) is bad, though.
Mlp at least has physic soundbarrier shattering ponies who fight satan
...I now wish to see an Ironman Carebear who fires the proton cannon from an arc reactor on their tummy.
It's not Dark Heart it's, *DAARKK HEAARRRTT*
Star Comics also did the comic adaptation of the Hugga Bunch. I guess they had a real thing for plush toys of over-marketed greeting card characters.
Actually, Mr. Lovhaug, any chance of a review of some Hugga Bunch comics? They are seriously weird and mildly creepy.
6:38 Sometimes it's amazing that you could say that with a straight face.(Like either that sentence, or me saying kidnapping the figs.)
🎵Do the care bear countdown!🎶 WEEELL i know i've seen the nutcracker movie they did and the wonderland thing and the care bear cousins sometimes get their genders confused between movies.....and that's it. oh and of course DARK HEART! anyway, crossover :D
14.10.22
+Linkara-- Iron Maiden A Real Live One.
Star comics is Marvel's way to distance itself from this concept. (backlash) We print, not condone nor support, sorta thing.
7:35 best joke in the whole reveiw
The weatherman and the carebears can talk? Is this also a carebears/videodrome crossover? Long live the carebear new flesh!
If the Care Bears can see us and hear us,why do we need the NSA then?
Care Bears believe in the privacy of the Therapist and Client.
Imagine a crossover between The Care Bears and The Garbage Pail Kids.
12:35 It's the Care Bear Countdown!
I'm pretty sure there is a clown anti defamation league. That comic woulda cheered me up but I'm a couple years older and was way into madballs, I still have a couple and a comic around here somewhere. I also kinda liked the cardboard too. What? I was a kid and into all bears. Plus noheart was kinda cool as a badguy, good design anyway
7:19 no, no they are not, they sent the grumpy bears.
No grumpy bears are seen as lesser damn racist bears
The Care Bears stuff was a lot easier to digest when you were a small child, trust me.
Care Bears meeting the Madballs? Never knew that crossover existed. However, at 10:24, they actually managed to slip a sexual pun in a kid's comic?
16:45 At least this comic doesn't portray him as an evil supernatural creature.
This... actually, this looks pretty good.
Hey Linkara, you've made a lot of videos, so maybe you haven't noticed it... but the pun "poke-a-hontas" appeared twice in comics you reviewed. Second time? Avengers 200.
Guess bad writers have the same poor ideas when it comes to wordplay.
10:22 EFFACENSE ON POKE"
What is the song played at 12:40
3:26 I swear I hear Bart Simpson! Maybe because it's the same actor, Nancy Cartwright?
plus care bears meet the popples would have been a better cross over
WHY!?!? Why did you have to show the most painful and Lore killing part of that atrocious Eragon movie!?!
***** While I knew it was going to be bad and knew it going in, it was at that moment that I knew it was going to be a SPECIAL level of bad. Nice they give us fair warning right at the beginning at least.
Everett Venable I mean dude! Galbatorix called Saphira's egg a stone! He knew it was an egg, why would he call it a stone? I cry every time I even think about that scene.
***** Nevermind the fact he NEVER should have been in it in the first place.
Yeah, first book in the series is the best for me, so movie can destroy something. There isn't anything to destroy in other books, especially in Eldest, they can actually improve it in my eyes, by forgeting about stupid Roran and make Eragon and Arya to get laid. Hell, I completed Eldest just to know, if they ever get laid! These books have so many plotlines that are dull or meaningless that shorter and cleaner movie version can improve it a lot.
I was surprised it wasn't a Lord of the Ring reference.
Whatever happened to liz? Do you and her still keep in touch?
bridget Lee They broke up.
5:17 Insert Get Smart reference here.
huh.... i had a touchdown terror football as a lil kid, i completly forgot about that until thie review, thanks???
18:25
As ThatSciFiGuy would say 'House moment'.
Mina Sailor Venus™ 9:35 my favorite joke of this review.
lol you're welcome
Sasuke Uchiha Me, too. :)
Anyone else find themselves rooting for Noheart?
Does anyone have the lin kars episodes in order? Because I really want to get into his big storyline for each episode but I can't find the episodes in any order.
I know it’s been five years but there’s a playlist of all the storyline episodes as well as compilations of those segments isolated :)
12:35 Best part
Since you referenced the Eragon movie, could you please get Nostalgia Critic to review that? Pretty sure it needs the review.
YES
Spoony's Text review is pretty great, as is the Rifftrax
if you thought comics about madballs is stupid there a koosh ball comic flooting somewhere
Okay, some 80s things don't deserve revivals....
Sick the Care Bears on Vyce. There. Done
Also my mom decorated my room as a baby with Care Bears.
I personally think the Care Bears have been completely terrible after the 1980s, and were not that great back then either.
Sadly he's tried multiple times
In the cartoon no heart is a fun character
Or at least fun to laugh at with his stupid plans
And he's also threatening in the cartoon.
The advertisement on the back of the comic, what toy is that? I used to have one, but I can't remember what it is called.
Please tell me there was a Boglin comic...
3:26
What happened to Iron lizzes
Apparently other comments in other videos said she became alt right recently.
Oz Pardo oh
Actually what is that
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Oz Pardo oh I see now
that newfie
Who's the gal at the beginning.
+MrGMoney1944 Iron Liz.
Ryan P
Not familiar but thanks.
+MrGMoney1944 She also co-reviewd an Ewoks comic with Harvey Feinvoice.
Ewoks and Chain Gang Wars.
*15:49*