The Accidental Rush for Anthrax Island

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  3 роки тому +10234

    This is the first of three videos from the west of Scotland! It's good to be back on the road again. Uh, and back on the water, I guess.

  • @MmntechCa
    @MmntechCa 3 роки тому +8990

    "I'm not afraid of anthrax because I already live next to a council rubbish dump."
    That might be the most Scottish thing I've ever heard.

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 3 роки тому +142

      Glaswegian thing, anyway

    • @kissen1_
      @kissen1_ 3 роки тому +59

      scoddish moment

    • @Leato-a
      @Leato-a 3 роки тому +11

      @UCm921JwO-PSPM4jNjelRjgQ quit sad innit mate?

    • @H0n3yMonstah
      @H0n3yMonstah 3 роки тому +54

      Tell me you're Scottish without saying you're Scottish.

    • @kissen1_
      @kissen1_ 3 роки тому +60

      @@H0n3yMonstah I'm scottish

  • @btowngreg11
    @btowngreg11 3 роки тому +4362

    "I am prepared to offer £501 immediately" sounded so much like one of James Veitch's sketches

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 роки тому +178

      Only if the island comes with a free toaster...

    • @lucindacat
      @lucindacat 3 роки тому +40

      I immediately thought the same thing! "That sounds like a James V. Line!"

    • @lily-lily-okay
      @lily-lily-okay 3 роки тому +16

      oh my gosh it DOES

    • @rubidot
      @rubidot 3 роки тому +52

      Are there rubber ducks on the island?

    • @calvinimray423
      @calvinimray423 3 роки тому +10

      I will pay 502!

  • @ExtremeBirdTypography
    @ExtremeBirdTypography 3 роки тому +3315

    "Doesn't have Anthrax Any More" is the best selling point I've ever heard.

    • @PianoKwanMan
      @PianoKwanMan 3 роки тому +98

      It's nearly as good as advertising splinter-free toilet paper

    • @elFulberto
      @elFulberto 3 роки тому +30

      Would you like to come with me, I am no longer infected.

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad 3 роки тому +20

      apples for sale. *Now with 100% less death spikes. Compare to competing brands!

    • @LS9646
      @LS9646 3 роки тому +10

      Remondis me of "Vegan Potatos".

    • @hebakhalid437
      @hebakhalid437 3 роки тому

      Imagine that ad in 2020. People would go crazy!

  • @jdoyle5938
    @jdoyle5938 3 роки тому +848

    Tom Scott: makes a video
    22 minutes later: the "letters from the public wanting to buy it" part is added to and used as a reference in the Gruinard Island Wikipedia page

    • @adrianthoroughgood1191
      @adrianthoroughgood1191 3 роки тому +98

      Tom Scott videos are definitely a reliable source!

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 3 роки тому +71

      The trick is to not source the video, but to source the sources from the video

    • @zuflu
      @zuflu 3 роки тому +5

      @@tsrenis the video is the source in the wikipedia page

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 3 роки тому +31

      @@zuflu not for long, wikipedia has a general expectation/rule to not cite primary sources

    • @KiKiStarling
      @KiKiStarling 3 роки тому +41

      @@tsrenis but wouldn't the video, which features images of the original letters, count as documentation of primary sources in this instance?

  • @WhitneyAvalon
    @WhitneyAvalon 3 роки тому +4186

    “April Fools Day is a curse and we should abandon it.” ACCURATE AS ALWAYS!

    • @Yes_yep_yeah
      @Yes_yep_yeah 3 роки тому +80

      No

    • @Morris2906
      @Morris2906 3 роки тому +27

      @@Yes_yep_yeah no

    • @TheMan83554
      @TheMan83554 3 роки тому +151

      I disagree.
      There are a lot of good, light hearted jokes that can and do go around.
      Example, Hardspace: Shipbreaker by Blackbird Interactive, a spaceship salvage simulator, replaced the sound effects for their tools from heavy laser sounds to someone saying "pew" in a bunch of different ways.
      Hilarious and everyone loved it.
      Theres also the running joke of the "Retro proto turbo encabulator", pure technobabble as an in-joke for engineers.
      Newspapers probably shouldn't run stories that aren't clearly marked at the end, but "April fools is a curse and should be abandoned" is a touch too far.

    • @adyatma1
      @adyatma1 3 роки тому +65

      @@TheMan83554 i think the april fools stuff we should abandon are the one that litterally looked like a real thing
      If it's like landfall day, or something that is clearly seen as a joke no matter when did you find it, then it's ok

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 роки тому +11

      Whenever Tom Scott does an aside, you know it's something important.

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 роки тому +10426

    Tom Scott then: here’s a story
    Tom Scott now: but that’s not the real story

  • @joyphobic
    @joyphobic 3 роки тому +8567

    Government: We are not selling the island for £500 to ANYONE BESIDES THE ORIGINAL OWNER
    People: Best I can do right now is £501

    • @TheMrTangamandapio
      @TheMrTangamandapio 3 роки тому +142

      what a bargain!

    • @biko9824
      @biko9824 3 роки тому +93

      @@TheMrTangamandapio island on sale! Now -0,2% off!

    • @TarekMidani
      @TarekMidani 3 роки тому +221

      501.50 sir, you're breaking my balls here

    • @JamesBideaux
      @JamesBideaux 3 роки тому +46

      I mean I am sure the original owner has multiple descendants, meaning they might try to compete for the island.

    • @mcostafernando
      @mcostafernando 3 роки тому +64

      501? I don't know, let me get an expert on Scottish islands that were used for chemical warfare tests.

  • @Stefan-cc3np
    @Stefan-cc3np 3 роки тому +3775

    So Tom’s the person to talk to about buying a private Scottish island… that’s what I’m taking from this video.

    • @CriticalofOnions
      @CriticalofOnions 3 роки тому +78

      Better get started on writing him a letter...

    • @cameron7374
      @cameron7374 3 роки тому +63

      @@CriticalofOnions Make sure to send it as an email and through the postal system, in case one of the two gets lost.

    • @lllifted
      @lllifted 3 роки тому +49

      @@CriticalofOnions I would buy the island for £502 immediately.

    • @davebathgate
      @davebathgate 3 роки тому +14

      @@mileyardgigahertz 504

    • @jogailejurkonyte4746
      @jogailejurkonyte4746 3 роки тому +13

      @@davebathgate 510!

  • @Izandaia
    @Izandaia 3 роки тому +622

    Some of the people writing those letters were DEFINITELY taking the piss.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 роки тому +28

      aah, no i dont think so, I have met people that would write letters like that if they somhow got the idea they were ahead of the curve... incidently also the same people willing to believe the world is flat and nasa withholds all the truths.
      Its a type of stubborn personality where one believes to be in the know yet refuse to do any actual work or study.

    • @lily-lily-okay
      @lily-lily-okay 3 роки тому +64

      "I am prepared to offer £501 immediately." DEFINITELY is hahabhsbhahaaha

    • @michaeltolhurst7215
      @michaeltolhurst7215 3 роки тому +7

      Tom Scott wants to cancel April Fools day because he's a cancel culture pedaling Marxist Socialist.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 роки тому +27

      @@michaeltolhurst7215 ok

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 3 роки тому +15

      @@michaeltolhurst7215 ok

  • @platitudeomenw441
    @platitudeomenw441 3 роки тому +102

    You've created such a well crafted, respected, and valuable body of work on this platform. Thanks for all your hardwork, I'm glad it hasn't gone unnoticed!

  • @ratelslangen
    @ratelslangen 3 роки тому +3015

    "Totally anthrax free island, just 500 pounds" sounds hella sketchy, like "asbestos free cereal".
    Toms "The hidden rules of conversation" video, anyone?

    • @benwyness148
      @benwyness148 3 роки тому +67

      Is your profile pic vegan by any chance?

    • @ximono
      @ximono 3 роки тому +42

      Is your profile pic certified organic?

    • @DehimVerveen
      @DehimVerveen 3 роки тому +17

      Are you Dutch by any chance?

    • @myname7937
      @myname7937 3 роки тому +35

      will I get the joke from the responses if I search the video you mentioned by any chance?

    • @razielhamalakh9813
      @razielhamalakh9813 3 роки тому +18

      @@myname7937 Yes.

  • @jasoncrownover8947
    @jasoncrownover8947 3 роки тому +2976

    Headline: Tom Scott is the person to call about a surprisingly cheap Scottish island.

  • @redtaileddolphin1875
    @redtaileddolphin1875 3 роки тому +203

    Tom’s getting surprised by his videos a lot lately. I like the feeling that we’re both learning

  • @jacob_90s
    @jacob_90s 3 роки тому +9

    Dear Lord Vetinari, it has come to my attention that and island on the river Ankh is up for sale for $500. I understand that the island was once used for experimentation by Unseen University, but that doesn't not concern me as I used to live next to their trash heap for several years, and the worst thing I ever saw there were talking mice. I am therefore prepared to offer you a sum of $501 for the island to take it off your hands.

  • @bensmith1689
    @bensmith1689 3 роки тому +1565

    "The press can sometimes gloss over those sorts of details" - Understatement of the year.

    • @notaplic8158
      @notaplic8158 3 роки тому +10

      Amen to that

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 роки тому +52

      I just don’t get how the press could misinterpret this. It’s a simple event that can be summed up in a single sentence, “Government sells Anthrax Island back to the ORIGINAL owners for £500.”

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 роки тому +31

      Maybe add in the little blurb, “Per contractual agreement,” to clarify it even more.

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 3 роки тому +13

      I don't trust the press even one Planck length.

    • @samuvisser
      @samuvisser 3 роки тому +6

      @@howardbaxter2514 they wanted to prove how the evil government devalued an entire island originally belonging to others. It was again propoganda, their main objective

  • @chris_1825
    @chris_1825 3 роки тому +2674

    So Tom, you're telling me that I can buy a Scottish island that used to be contaminated with anthrax for 500 pounds? Deal.

    • @noone.unknown
      @noone.unknown 3 роки тому +43

      AH HA i bid 502 Pounds

    • @hunterwylie6969
      @hunterwylie6969 3 роки тому +38

      I heard Tom say he’s the one selling it.

    • @MrTheoJ
      @MrTheoJ 3 роки тому +30

      @@hunterwylie6969 this is also my understanding, 503 pounds it is

    • @liammachale7784
      @liammachale7784 3 роки тому +16

      @@MrTheoJ i too understand, and up your bid to 504 pounds

    • @trip6018
      @trip6018 3 роки тому +6

      @@liammachale7784 I up your bid to 504.50 pounds

  • @snowcraft-d3d
    @snowcraft-d3d 3 роки тому +844

    "And you're the person to call about a surprisingly cheap Scottish island"
    This feels like personal experience. Someone called you about this island, didn't they?

    • @alexp6013
      @alexp6013 3 роки тому +49

      I feel like after that video a few jokers will have the _good idea_ to enact your devilish plan

    • @tparadox88
      @tparadox88 3 роки тому +22

      "I got an email..."

    • @MrChristiangraham
      @MrChristiangraham 3 роки тому +7

      Not yet, but they will now.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 роки тому +9

      @@ragnkja Unless he's planning on a follow-up video that dives into what happens when you allow the internet to contact you.

  • @redminotecheiraomem2549
    @redminotecheiraomem2549 3 роки тому +3

    Take a moment to appreciate the great job of who's filming Tom in a bobbing boat and managing to keep him well framed.

  • @MadManBovary
    @MadManBovary 2 роки тому +1

    Tom Scott is my preferred educational UA-camr. Best nonfiction game on the platform !!

  • @averyshaw2142
    @averyshaw2142 3 роки тому +534

    The 501 pounds offered is so funny to me, like that 1 pound would sway the British governments decision in who to sell the island too

    • @clickrick
      @clickrick 3 роки тому +69

      Actually, in a closed-envelope competitive auction, and there have been plenty of government contracts awarded on exactly that basis over the decades, it very much can.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 роки тому +5

      Guy didn't want to miss their shot.

    • @mrlister2000
      @mrlister2000 3 роки тому +9

      @@nah1557 Where are you shopping for your Curly Whirly's, as they are 50p each in a shop near me!

    • @mrlister2000
      @mrlister2000 3 роки тому

      @@nah1557 Bargain!

    • @gcewing
      @gcewing 3 роки тому +6

      If they really were selling it to the public, there would likely be some rule that they have to accept the highest offer.

  • @personalsigh
    @personalsigh 3 роки тому +322

    24 years ago when I was a young undergraduate geologist we went there and weren't told about it until we were getting on the coach back to the hotel and we had to step into purple disinfectant and when we asked why we were told "oh that's anthrax Island you've been on all day"

    • @abraham2626
      @abraham2626 2 роки тому +4

      But the island was officially declared safe in 1990, years before you went there..?

    • @personalsigh
      @personalsigh 2 роки тому +1

      @@abraham2626 🙄

    • @cyclizine9934
      @cyclizine9934 Рік тому +15

      Almost certainly that was because of the foot and mouth disease outbreak at the time, not anthrax

    • @personalsigh
      @personalsigh Рік тому +8

      @@cyclizine9934 thanks for explaining. that makes my anecdote 12.7% funnier

  • @jdatlas4668
    @jdatlas4668 3 роки тому +695

    “This isn’t the story I expected to tell you“ is how all the best Tom Scott videos start, with the story you expect there to be and you’ve read all about actually being quite different once you look into it.

    • @bread7101
      @bread7101 3 роки тому +26

      I like your profile picture

    • @stripe143yellow9
      @stripe143yellow9 3 роки тому +8

      "the only way to see this island is through a chartered flight..so we got one" one of the best lines in his filmography

    • @Vyrexuviel
      @Vyrexuviel 3 роки тому +3

      All the best stories are like that. "We thought this thing was interesting, but once we dug deeper into it it grew from merely interesting to frankly *fascinating*."

    • @ircubic
      @ircubic 3 роки тому

      "I started writing a story about Anthrax Island, what happened next will shock you!"

    • @alexismandelias
      @alexismandelias 3 роки тому +1

      Literally only two videos have ever started this way

  • @magnusbruce4051
    @magnusbruce4051 3 роки тому +24

    This is the kind of video I absolutely love by Tom. We've all (probably) heard about a Scottish island where biological weapons were tested. What this video delves into is the aftermath and the more human side of that rather than the nature of the tests themselves. I don't hear about this sort of thing anywhere else and this is why Tom's YT channel is probably the most valuable channel on the internet. There are very few channels where I will see there's a new upload and then make time out of my day to watch it.

  • @jimdevilbiss9125
    @jimdevilbiss9125 3 роки тому +6

    I live in Frederick Maryland up wind from Fort Detrick where this subject was studied in United States. It’s an interesting part of our history. Nicely presented Tom as always.

  • @mattjanzen2344
    @mattjanzen2344 3 роки тому +428

    When "This Island definitely doesn't have anthrax on it!" actually makes you less suspicious.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 роки тому +9

      Well, it's important to specify, just to make sure people don't get any ideas that there's anthrax on it.

    • @cfv7461
      @cfv7461 3 роки тому +14

      Asbestos free cereal vibes

  • @Bbonno
    @Bbonno 3 роки тому +463

    "and we're not here to see any of that!" The setup here is delightfully close to what The Tim Traveller does😁

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому +14

      Makes me think those two could do a great collab.

    • @MianCowell
      @MianCowell 3 роки тому +2

      We need that crossover SO much

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 роки тому +6

      It's a real mainstay of the going-to-an-obscure-place-to-talk-about-an-unusual-event-that-occurred UA-cam niche.

    • @HanabiraKage
      @HanabiraKage 3 роки тому

      @@HappyBeezerStudios The Tom Traveller?

    • @TGLapin
      @TGLapin 3 роки тому

      I'm so glad others know The Tim Traveller

  • @smiesznywalenty658
    @smiesznywalenty658 3 роки тому +122

    Can we appreciate how Tom got toghether People who actually spoken in that Accent to read the document?

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 3 роки тому +10

      Can I ask why you capitalised people and accent? Not trying to be rude but it strikes me as odd (and unnecessary, of course). Seen it a few times before.

    • @mishal0404
      @mishal0404 3 роки тому +10

      @@ragnkja maybe the guy is german

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 3 роки тому +3

      @@mishal0404 Interesting, to Germans capatalise nouns?

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 3 роки тому +5

      @@debesys6306 Thank you, that might explain why I see it somewhat frequently.

    • @djhokage1
      @djhokage1 3 роки тому +17

      ​@@debesys6306 It is not only grammatically correct. It is grammatically required to capitalise all nouns.

  • @icelife1950
    @icelife1950 3 роки тому +1

    I think Tom Scott's job is really amazing

  • @flake8382
    @flake8382 3 роки тому +1

    Just want to say I really appreciate you ensuring your videos are appropriately subtitled!
    Legend!

  • @arirahikkala
    @arirahikkala 3 роки тому +263

    So what I'm getting out of this is, Tom owns the island and we should ask him if we can buy it?

    • @hrishinatahn9816
      @hrishinatahn9816 3 роки тому +8

      @Jonathan L oooh thats a good deal

    • @bigbalticbox
      @bigbalticbox 3 роки тому +2

      @Jonathan L I can beat your offer. £420, several kilograms of traditional British sweets, some natural fertilizer, and an official certificate of ownership of land in Sealand, making the owner a Lord

  • @austinman1234567
    @austinman1234567 3 роки тому +280

    "Landed on the island and had a walk around, unaware of the dangers". They must have been blind. The signs telling you not to land were so large you could read them from a Royal Navy warship, as it sailed by the island (which is how I saw them).

    • @science-recon7392
      @science-recon7392 3 роки тому +31

      If they didn’t have very good English they might not have read it, or they might not have paid attention to the sight expecting it to be the name of the island or something.

    • @pesadjo
      @pesadjo 3 роки тому +85

      @@science-recon7392 West German tourists in Britain in the 1980s not being able to read basic English seems unlikely, though not impossible. Perhaps they misunderstood the signs as - "Don't land right here, but 10m to the left of the sign is fine."

    • @ninjafruitchilled
      @ninjafruitchilled 3 роки тому +18

      @@pesadjo Also sounds like the kind of sign that probably has a great big biohazard or skull symbol on it. Haven't seen it, but willing to bet on it.

    • @cummerou1
      @cummerou1 3 роки тому +19

      @@pesadjo Well, depends, assuming they were 20 years old at the time that would mean that they were born in 1962, received most of their education in the 70's. English was taught very little or not at all in many places in the 70's in mainland Europe. Considering that they would be almost 60 now and I've met 40 something-year-old germans that couldn't speak basic English, I wouldn't say it's impossible.

    • @Ned-Ryerson
      @Ned-Ryerson 3 роки тому +1

      @@cummerou1 It is highly unlikely that someone with that little English would take a trip to the Scottish islands.

  • @zoro7605
    @zoro7605 3 роки тому +529

    “In times of wars laws fall silent” wow

    • @jdatlas4668
      @jdatlas4668 3 роки тому +62

      >Nerd Mode on
      Inter arma enim silent leges

    • @twoseventhree
      @twoseventhree 3 роки тому +15

      yes, and im much more recent times... a vaccine without fda approval. as they sometimes can quantify, needs must.

    • @jdatlas4668
      @jdatlas4668 3 роки тому +67

      @@twoseventhree please don’t make this about the US.

    • @tkg__
      @tkg__ 3 роки тому +40

      @@twoseventhree No one cares about the USA but itself. Meh.

    • @newsaxonyproductions7871
      @newsaxonyproductions7871 3 роки тому +14

      @@jdatlas4668 DS9 *and* Latin? Alright!

  • @richardhead1848
    @richardhead1848 3 роки тому +40

    "Doesn't have anthrax anymore" is a wildly suspicious statement to make while advertising any property you have for sale, let alone an island.

  • @lvbfan
    @lvbfan 3 роки тому +59

    TOM: "Overhyped show"
    ME, see that it's "Inside Edition": "Yep".

  • @AalbertTorsius
    @AalbertTorsius 3 роки тому +1306

    Seems like you've gone full AI-based now.

    • @nietzam69
      @nietzam69 3 роки тому +21

      Hehe monke 🙊

    • @justincenter4061
      @justincenter4061 3 роки тому +41

      Glad I am not the only one who thought this title sounded a bit AI-ish.

    • @skrimper
      @skrimper 3 роки тому +47

      @@justincenter4061 i question every tom Scott title now after that AI video 😂

    • @floof_hair3857
      @floof_hair3857 3 роки тому +9

      AI- based and redshirtpilled

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 роки тому

      Turns out, reality was the real AI all along.

  • @havingicecream
    @havingicecream 3 роки тому +71

    I just love these smaller, human stories that come with bigger historical events, we rarely get to hear these!

  • @awdrgy2341
    @awdrgy2341 3 роки тому +10

    The National Archives are an absolute marvel. You can wander in on the day order a document from any period of history and 40 mins later it'll be in your intray. Incredible system that very few people take advantage of

    • @Dave_Sisson
      @Dave_Sisson 3 роки тому +4

      It's not so great. I write mostly mountain histories in Australia. The night before, I order a stack of records from the Public Record Office of Victoria and spend the next day going through hundreds of dusty letters and documents that have been untouched for 80 years looking for one that gives a reason why an application to build a ski lodge in 1925 was refused. It's a very dull and boring way to spend a day, especially if you don't find what you were looking for.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dave_Sisson At the NA all documents have been digitised so there's members of the librarian race who will look up the passage you need and fetch the correct dusty tome for you.

  • @monas.6839
    @monas.6839 3 роки тому +72

    “In times of war, the law falls silent.” I couldn’t have said it better.

  • @st4rzycki
    @st4rzycki 3 роки тому +13

    Having James Vitch voice in there is exactly the level of details "The Greatest Title Sequence I've Ever Seen" video praised. Good work!

  • @pumpedupbricks
    @pumpedupbricks 3 роки тому +30

    This is crazy! I heard you on the radio the other day and heard you were in Inverness - I stay just around 30 minutes away from Gruinard and was going to reach out to you about potentially filming something about it in the future. Awesome to see!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 роки тому +211

    The band 'Anthrax' would like to have their island back...

    • @pascalfarful952
      @pascalfarful952 3 роки тому +7

      Joey Balladonna will have half, John Bush will have the other half and Scott Ian has to be the diplomatic envoy keeping the whole thing held together.

    • @dodgeman777
      @dodgeman777 3 роки тому +19

      Feels like a sitcom in the making: ageing 80s thrash metal pioneers attempt to survive on desolate Scottish ex-biological weapons testing island

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 3 роки тому +5

      Petition for the Big 4 to tour on Anthrax island
      Ok the Big 4 minus Slayer and Megadeth...
      Ok so just Metallica and Anthrax I guess

    • @themasterofdisastr1226
      @themasterofdisastr1226 3 роки тому +3

      @@metetural9140 And tale Testament instead of Anthrax!

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 роки тому +3

      It'll cost them. Five hundred pounds.

  • @GoofballPaul
    @GoofballPaul 3 роки тому +155

    The way you say "doesn't have anthrax anymore" at the end makes it sound like the anthrax was a selling point for the island lmao.

    • @ElementofKindness
      @ElementofKindness 3 роки тому +14

      _"Don't trespass on my island, it's guarded by anthrax."_

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 роки тому +4

      Advice if you're selling a house: put anthrax in it! People will come flocking to buy it!

    • @rohentahir4696
      @rohentahir4696 3 роки тому

      For Dark Harvest Commando perhaps

  • @elcommento
    @elcommento 3 роки тому

    new Tom Scott videos are always a joy

  • @innesmackintosh214
    @innesmackintosh214 3 роки тому +1

    Great video - as a West Highlander it is great to see you sharing stories about the area!

  • @donotevenbegintocare
    @donotevenbegintocare 3 роки тому +253

    At this rate the next video will start with "I'm Tom Scott.....is what I'd like to say. But that's not who I am"

    • @WanderTheNomad
      @WanderTheNomad 3 роки тому +16

      The AI is taking over the channel... 👀

    • @WanderTheNomad
      @WanderTheNomad 3 роки тому +7

      Speaking of AI....

    • @g6a0912
      @g6a0912 3 роки тому

      @@WanderTheNomad LMAOOO

    • @alexo6967
      @alexo6967 3 роки тому +8

      And I think that would be a great video on linguistics. Tom Scott is legally Thomas, but no one cares. However, in some cultures, it’s currently very hard to imagine people being regularly called by shortened forms of their names (the term is a hypocorism), and especially becoming elected officials, like Tony Blair and Bill Clinton did.
      To give an example, Vladimir Putin would have never publicly introduced himself as Vova or Volodya (Vlad is a separate name). In Ukraine, which is more open politically, Putin’s counterpart Volodymyr Zelensky never goes by Volodya either. And neither do his political rivals, to my knowledge.

    • @yf-n7710
      @yf-n7710 3 роки тому +2

      @@alexo6967 Whereas where I live it can be very difficult to convince someone I don't want to use a nickname. People don't seem to understand that I want them to take half a second to use all three syllables. (I suppose I still don't use my legal name, but I do use the original version of my legal name from before it was incorrectly transliterated into English a few centuries ago.)

  • @magaliritter6548
    @magaliritter6548 3 роки тому +7

    These videos are the highlight of my Mondays... great choice of day to put them out. All the best of your videos start with 'this isn't the story I was going to tell' and this one didn't disappoint. Thanks.

  • @2ksnakenoodles
    @2ksnakenoodles 3 роки тому +115

    Imagine just scrolling on ebay and seeing a fooking Scottish island being sold for £500 today, that would be wild.

    • @DragonMaster1804
      @DragonMaster1804 3 роки тому +4

      I mean, The Spiffing Brit did buy the whole of Scotland for free...even made a video on it!

    • @2ksnakenoodles
      @2ksnakenoodles 3 роки тому

      @Thomas Corbett Oh

    • @koharumi1
      @koharumi1 3 роки тому +1

      Like how that USA guy 2017 was talking about buying Greenland?

    • @2ksnakenoodles
      @2ksnakenoodles 3 роки тому

      @Thomas Corbett The US also purchased alaska

    • @koharumi1
      @koharumi1 3 роки тому +1

      Really? only knew about that orange headed person...

  • @madchad7385
    @madchad7385 3 роки тому +1

    i suspect this has brought me nearly as much joy as it did you, thank you for this story

  • @mrkrunch4340
    @mrkrunch4340 3 роки тому +10

    Not gonna lie, hearing those voice overs for the letter read outs reminded me of Points Of View from the 80's.

  • @ppleakage2785
    @ppleakage2785 3 роки тому +280

    Government: tries to sell the Island back to the original owners for £500
    Everyone: Shut up and take my money!

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 роки тому +8

      Media: as you can clearly see, the island is for sale for £500

    • @koharumi1
      @koharumi1 3 роки тому +1

      KFC

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 3 роки тому +49

    "This isn't the story I expected to tell here"
    Why have I heard that before

  • @righteryou
    @righteryou 3 роки тому +32

    this isn't the story i expected to tell you, instead what i want to tell is how great raid shadow legends is

  • @albertosara416
    @albertosara416 3 роки тому +1

    You're easily one of the best content creators in this platform

  • @jonasfermefors
    @jonasfermefors Рік тому +3

    Today I learned how to pronounce Gruinard Island.. more than 30 years after I learned of it's existence. During my military service in Sweden in 1989 I studied ABC-defence or defence against atomic biologic and chemical weapons. We were told all about the biological experiments on Gruinard and I've told that story plenty of times.. always calling it gru-in-ard. Now I know: "grin-yrd" it is and I have a new twist to add to the story.

  • @NandR
    @NandR 3 роки тому +63

    Tom: I expect to tell an amazing story
    Tom at the start of every video: "This isn't the story I expected to tell."

  • @hikariboi8501
    @hikariboi8501 3 роки тому +17

    Anthrax island? That was a nice touch Clarice

  • @davidarcesolano8375
    @davidarcesolano8375 3 роки тому +40

    I must point out that England has a long history of going to a lot of places and acting as you owned it, not only Scotland. But it's always good to see people being respectfull

    • @wyterabitt2149
      @wyterabitt2149 3 роки тому +7

      As does Scotland, whos failed attempts to make their own colonies were a driving factor in joining and forming the UK - as they wanted to do so as much as England.
      Scotland just desperately, and rather cowardly, tries to pretend otherwise.

    • @wyterabitt2149
      @wyterabitt2149 3 роки тому +6

      @@33m3c Lots of people are clueless about their own history, too cowardly to face their own past and obsessed with blaming others and avoiding the reality.
      I assume that is what you mean, the level of stupid that not checking the history of Scotland's attempts at making colonies and failure would be immense so it can't be that (although par of the course for the extremist fanatics that have unfortunately grown in numbers up there - luckily most Scottish are not that though, and are amazing people).

    • @wyterabitt2149
      @wyterabitt2149 3 роки тому +4

      @@33m3c Ah child killer supporter, makes sense.

    • @prappsy
      @prappsy 3 роки тому +1

      @@33m3c and there we have it...

  • @cyph3r76
    @cyph3r76 3 роки тому

    Tom can make any obscure story interesting to hear. No flimflam, long drawn out intros or channel promoting either. 👍

  • @not2busy
    @not2busy 3 роки тому

    Ahha! So, you made up this story so that YOU could buy this island,
    convincing everyone else that it was no longer for up sale. Fiendishly clever !!
    I think you are seriously clever at finding these tidbits and bringing them to light.
    To make something interesting out of what otherwise would have been regarded, by most, as just a lump of rock. Thanks again.

  • @llhammer3075
    @llhammer3075 3 роки тому +257

    That guy who wanted to buy the 500 dollar island with a deal of 501 dollars, what a lad

    • @placeholdernameisplacehold7671
      @placeholdernameisplacehold7671 3 роки тому +16

      500 pounds, which is about 750 American dollars. Depending on the day.

    • @handIe_THIS
      @handIe_THIS 3 роки тому +5

      welcome to the price is right

    • @ElementofKindness
      @ElementofKindness 3 роки тому +8

      I'm just impressed that the government honored their promise.

    • @SlaterGator
      @SlaterGator 3 роки тому +3

      @@ElementofKindness dont see that very often do we.

    • @kevinantony7147
      @kevinantony7147 3 роки тому +3

      Funny thing is in India it is custom to give an extra rupee to someone if you ate gifting the person money as a form of good luck. So if you are gifting someone 500 rs you'll give him 501 rs. This is kinda like one for good luck😅

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 роки тому +323

    Imagine there was a sequel for Spongebob where the characters had been infected close to this island rather than mutated by Bikini Atoll.
    Any ideas for names and characters?

    • @VeryTastySoup87
      @VeryTastySoup87 3 роки тому +5

      SpongeBob is good though

    • @checcmac8693
      @checcmac8693 3 роки тому +8

      Spongebob: *When the impostor is US*

    • @mmgmagic
      @mmgmagic 3 роки тому +107

      It's Spongebob's scottish cousin, Angus Kiltpants

    • @citrusanimations8645
      @citrusanimations8645 3 роки тому +7

      Bobstunge trianglehat

    • @baranxlr
      @baranxlr 3 роки тому +28

      @@mmgmagic And Mr. McKrabs would have an american accent

  • @DmitryZatuchny
    @DmitryZatuchny 3 роки тому +31

    "April's fools day is a curse and we should abandon it" - could not agree more

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 3 роки тому +1

      I could! More than I do now I mean.

  • @Edward256
    @Edward256 Рік тому

    "Careless talk costs lives" is the only quote I can think of for that last bit.

  • @bertjesklotepino
    @bertjesklotepino 3 роки тому +71

    "acting like we own the place"
    that was a funny thing.
    And so true. It seems to have happened all around the world.

    • @science-recon7392
      @science-recon7392 3 роки тому +7

      I mean, to be fair, the British did most of the time.

    • @rafaelmarkos4489
      @rafaelmarkos4489 3 роки тому +3

      @@science-recon7392 If by did, you're referring to 'acting like they own the place', then yes. God, _yes_ they did.
      If you're referring to 'owning the place', then no. They did not.

    • @allywiseman3822
      @allywiseman3822 3 роки тому

      @bertjesklotepino I live about 10 mins away from gruinard island and yes a lot of people act like they own the place

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino 3 роки тому

      @@allywiseman3822 My reaction was to what Tom said about the British people.
      They always act like they own the place.
      All around the world.
      For example: Gibraltar, Falkland Islands, Hong Kong.
      I mean, the British have always acted like they own the place.

    • @allywiseman3822
      @allywiseman3822 3 роки тому

      @@bertjesklotepino ur not wrong

  • @HAOC
    @HAOC 3 роки тому +280

    Media: Government selling anthrax Island for £500
    Everyone: I'll take you entire stock

    • @saucepan2715
      @saucepan2715 3 роки тому +1

      You can listen to them free on Spotify stupud.

  • @cocoonprince
    @cocoonprince 3 роки тому +59

    Tom Scott's Anthrax Adventure: Worldwide Pandemic 2

    • @akkesm
      @akkesm 3 роки тому +3

      Tom Scott: Spreading the Disease

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 3 роки тому +67

    2020 was the rare year where you were more likely to catch a deadly disease off of Anthrax Island than on it. (The rest of the UK should be as safe as that isolated island before too long, hopefully.)

  • @wackyroo
    @wackyroo 3 роки тому

    Tom Scott ages like fine wine

  • @Rubrickety
    @Rubrickety 3 роки тому +5

    I really expected an outro with Tom begging to get off this damn bobbing boat.

  • @NateandNoahTryLife
    @NateandNoahTryLife 3 роки тому +75

    Ever since Tom made that AI Generated title video I think about whether or not the video I’m about to see is real. It’s like my brain checks itself and thinks “is anthrax island real?”

    • @the_retag
      @the_retag 3 роки тому +4

      It is very real

    • @pikasnoop6552
      @pikasnoop6552 3 роки тому +6

      Well it is a very important reaction to have towards virtually anything you find on the web.

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 3 роки тому

      Yep. I'll view the title of every future Tom Scott video through the lens of AI generated titles. Did the AI come up with it? Did it come up with something similar? Could it even come up with something like this?

  • @FinTheKnight
    @FinTheKnight 3 роки тому +37

    That little rock on the hill at 2:03 reminds me of Korok Seeds from Breath of the Wild.

  • @MrHSX
    @MrHSX 3 роки тому +35

    Alternative title: "No, You Can't Buy an Anthrax Free Island for £500"

  • @adreamtmonochrome
    @adreamtmonochrome 2 роки тому +4

    "April Fools' Day is a curse and we should abandon it."
    Your videos are already interesting, but this quote is what's earned my subscription. This opinion is a treasured one that I share with you.

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 10 місяців тому

      I think it’s a good thing as long as the jokes don’t do harm

  • @mermaidismyname
    @mermaidismyname 3 роки тому

    I'm so used to watching old tom Scott videos I didn't realize how new this one was

  • @ImmortalDuke
    @ImmortalDuke 3 роки тому +9

    Sounds like an amazing tribute/Mix band

  • @ZearthGJL
    @ZearthGJL 3 роки тому +13

    Note: Read the description. There's quite a strong guarantee there by the British Government.

  • @closetobegood1060
    @closetobegood1060 3 роки тому +38

    Oh that's definitely one of the AI generated ones

  • @apveening
    @apveening Рік тому

    I love how he makes a video about an island, sets sail for it but doesn't set foot on it.

  • @timthemagicbus666
    @timthemagicbus666 3 роки тому +2

    I remember Anthrax, their best track was called caught in a mosh. Also remember reading up on this place as well.

  • @PuzzL_
    @PuzzL_ 3 роки тому +7

    That last bit about how "April Fool's Day is a curse and we should abandon it" could be it's own video. I imagine headlines got confusing at some point in the holiday's introductions and who knows where the origin came from.

  • @insanejughead
    @insanejughead 3 роки тому +10

    Definitely a one-take moment. I can feel it.
    Come on, Tom, give us the satisfaction of hearing you say that again!

  • @billcook4768
    @billcook4768 3 роки тому +7

    So wait, there’s an island for sale for only 500? Help me out here Tom. You put me in touch with the right people and as soon as I own the place I promise you permission to land.

  • @carltrotter7622
    @carltrotter7622 3 роки тому +1

    0:31 - Thanks for pointing it out. That is an attitude that I wish more people had. Scotland’s risk of becoming independent only gets worse because of attitudes like that.
    -Carl, Glasgow.

  • @thrashmetalhead88
    @thrashmetalhead88 3 роки тому +2

    Accidental RUSH for ANTHRAX island, two awesome bands.

  • @Asiliea
    @Asiliea 3 роки тому +17

    Please tell me the next video is on islands that we _can_ buy for $500, and they're like tiny little shoals that are only above water for 2hrs a day, but somehow there's yet _another_ hilarious hidden story behind it all?
    The amazing stories you find beneath the surface-truth continue to surprise me, time and time again. Cheers for making all these awesome videos and not only still going, but constantly getting better.

    • @theninja4137
      @theninja4137 Рік тому +1

      I bet you couldn't buy a rock poking out of the water for a few seconds a day for £500 if it was officially classed as an island
      As that would probably five you fishing rights in the surrounding waters which are valuable

  • @themed_entertainment
    @themed_entertainment 3 роки тому +4

    Tom is a national treasure

  • @raminatox
    @raminatox 3 роки тому +48

    'You can buy April Fool's Day for 500 pounds.'
    -Tom Scott, 2021.

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 3 роки тому +3

      Just to be clear: is that with or without Anthrax?

    • @raminatox
      @raminatox 3 роки тому +1

      @@trueriver1950 Yes

    • @armoredman10
      @armoredman10 3 роки тому

      @@trueriver1950 No

    • @metaforth
      @metaforth 3 роки тому

      @@trueriver1950 with Anthrax, it's £501 without

  • @benjaminsachs4027
    @benjaminsachs4027 2 роки тому +9

    Currently the entire island is on fire

  • @fdfac
    @fdfac 3 роки тому

    The color space and subtle changes are remarkable. Great production value.

  • @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest
    @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest 3 роки тому +5

    You should check out the castle on that island! The staff are very friendly

  • @TempestCrown
    @TempestCrown 3 роки тому +14

    Whenever Tom starts with "This isn't what I expected to tell", that means it's going to be REALLY good.

  • @joaomatheus6222
    @joaomatheus6222 3 роки тому +4

    I saw two great band's names in the title and immediately clicked

  • @Grease-Goblin
    @Grease-Goblin 3 роки тому +1

    I saw "Rush" and "Anthrax" in the title, and my music-loving brain got excited.

  • @scottkeir7924
    @scottkeir7924 3 роки тому

    Nice spot. For anyone else curious about the National Archives references, all the sources listed are open - so can be viewed at the National Archives, but none are digitised.

  • @tanmeenpatel
    @tanmeenpatel 3 роки тому +24

    "I often long for the old country"

  • @AndrewTJackson
    @AndrewTJackson 3 роки тому +71

    So Tom, are you the correct person to contact about buying a Scottish island that doesn't have anthrax anymore for GBP500?

  • @swordfish1929
    @swordfish1929 2 роки тому +3

    A March 2022 update: The island just experienced a huge wildfire

  • @GreenMan352
    @GreenMan352 3 роки тому

    Perfect piece of Tom Scott work.

  • @syedahmad8193
    @syedahmad8193 2 роки тому +8

    Anyone just read about a hellish fire on the island??