Noita Speedrun All 15 Bosses

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  • Опубліковано 30 січ 2025

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  • @Simon_the_fox
    @Simon_the_fox 11 днів тому +15

    i have 9 hours on noita and watching this gave me a stroke

  • @NoitaQQQ
    @NoitaQQQ 13 днів тому +11

    6:15 triangle boss (1)
    8:05 kolmi boss (2)
    8:27 pyramid (3)
    8:49 squid boss (4)
    9:20 alchemist boss (5)
    10:11 toveri boss (6)
    10:21 dragon boss (7)
    10:42 meat boss (8)
    11:09 robo-kolmi boss (9)
    11:27 mestarien mestari boss (10)
    12:01 tiny boss (11)
    12:45 forgotten boss (12)
    13:06 leviathan boss (13)
    13:25 deer boss (14)
    13:55 kivi boss (15)

  • @atlashastie367
    @atlashastie367 11 днів тому +4

    homing plasma is so strong

  • @ovengoats
    @ovengoats 13 днів тому +12

    goat as always.. im curious why the poly before certain teleports? avoiding deer effect or purifying altar anticheese (??)

    • @Hardpossession
      @Hardpossession  13 днів тому +16

      20 seconds immortality glitch, poly upon entering any portal will make you take no damage if you do it right.

    • @ovengoats
      @ovengoats 13 днів тому +8

      @@Hardpossession interesting, havent heard of that one. i was also wondering why no damage from deer but that checks out lol. ty!

  • @NoitaQQQ
    @NoitaQQQ 13 днів тому +5

    2:41 на тоненького

  • @noonereally4370
    @noonereally4370 13 днів тому +8

    big

  • @BeN0lf
    @BeN0lf 13 днів тому +3

    holy moly

  • @thplayer635
    @thplayer635 11 днів тому +1

    Very poggers

  • @thewrdudes4536
    @thewrdudes4536 13 днів тому +5

    Why do all speed runs go for the curse of greed off the start?

    • @Hardpossession
      @Hardpossession  13 днів тому +16

      CuzImakethem:) But seriously, it's the gold, if you've ever been in the last shop and seen the Obscene amount of money you need to but there anything, you would need to go out and spend hours trying to buy just some of the spells or wands there. With greed we can kill triangle without touching it, and buy stuff right as we fly, not wasting time. Potentially in the best run possible, you don't need greed, and every resource is just laying around on pedestal wands, but had never happened before, so it's either you force this to happen, or prepare to spend several months of your life to liok for one seed. And greed is just right there.

    • @thewrdudes4536
      @thewrdudes4536 13 днів тому +1

      @Hardpossession I figured as such but half the time yall hit the jungle it seems you got it down pat

    • @oanimakiuannkai
      @oanimakiuannkai 13 днів тому +5

      Lets say you didn't pick curse of greed, you would breeze trough mine and then reach first holy mountain with 40-80 gold from the passing creatures and 240 from stevari (iirc), well would you look at that, you have 300ish gold where a wand on first holy mountain could reach up to 400 gold, while the chance that the wand in the first holy mountain have black hole or teleport bolt are there cause both are tier 0 spells.
      Curse of greed triples the gold drop you got from any creatures, while tablet kill sometimes count as accidental kill (it will count as normal kill in certain occasions cause tablet possession is a thing) so 240*2*3= 1440 gold, enough to buy few wands without killing anything at mines, it is also useful for killing △ boss.
      All in all cog are very good for breezing the levels while still having pocket money for spells and wands at each holy mountain.
      skoude drops 360iirc so about 2160 gold

  • @cesium-salami
    @cesium-salami 13 днів тому +3

    Think sub 10 will happen this year for random seed

    • @Hardpossession
      @Hardpossession  13 днів тому +5

      Unless some new mechanic will be introduced, DOUBT

    • @erebasu
      @erebasu 13 днів тому +1

      ​@@Hardpossessionprepare to lose

    • @Hardpossession
      @Hardpossession  13 днів тому

      I'm ready pepehands

  • @kylemelenka5526
    @kylemelenka5526 13 днів тому +2

    is that a clown skin? Thats hilarious lmao

    • @NoitaQQQ
      @NoitaQQQ 13 днів тому +4

      The Pokemon "Braixen skin"