@@Ravenlord79 Apparently, the Empire should not have created such a country, so as not to create a lot of problems for descendants later. And how did it "manage to escape from the Soviet invasion"? Simply, Finland in gratitude for the creation... Finland. I have always been against Russia/the USSR and have always been on the losing side...
Special 4 u !! Farewell of Slavianka - ua-cam.com/video/PDFQjr8zkDk/v-deo.html WW2 USSR military march`s ua-cam.com/video/wK5vFaTgEz8/v-deo.html Guards Counter March Of The Navy - ua-cam.com/video/eAoRaMlSSio/v-deo.html
What is this mysterious creature called a girlfriend? I have heard of it many times before but I just don't know what it is, so many people claim to have one but then they just bring out a female human, sure she looks nice but whats a girlfriend?
Leningrad is modern day St. Petersburg far North of Moscow near the Finnish border. Stalingrad is modern day Volgograd far South of Moscow near the Caucuses.
@@sergeizakaev5704 LMAOOOOOO How does it feel having to throw out hilarious BS like this in order to make yourself feel better about the debacle Russia is experiencing? 😂😂🤣
The diamond fish. the last ww1(1918) veteran died in 2012. and that march is in 1979 that is 69 year later from 1918. soo some of these soldiers is still alive
Soviet Union Population:286,730,819 Total military:41,235,000 Tanks:55,000 AFV:24,000 Airforce:12,581 Artillery:42,000 Navy:1,057 Nuke:45,000 GDP:$210.B Land mass:22,400,000km2 Economy:2nd Available military:92,345,764
interesting fact : in real life Moskva/Moscow was founded by Khan Mengu Timur in 1272 and the son of Alexander Nevsky was first prince of this sity . (in 1721 Peter the Great renamed finno-ugric Muskovy/Moskovia into the Russian Empire and falsificated history for in order to justify the occupation policy towards Ukraine. (Kievan Rus' / Ruthenia / Rusia is a country that has existed since 889 when the Novgorod prince of Scandinavian origin, Oleh , killed the rulers of Kiev - Askold and Dir and called Kiev the mother of Ruthenian cities and became the grand prince of Kiev . This name came from the name of the river grew in the center of Ukraine and designated the territory of Kiev , Chernigiv , Pereyaslav , Galych and Volyn' principalities. And in 1187 Prince Volodymyr Glibovich called Rus' - Vkraina/Ukrayna, from the word kray - land) And RuSSia is a country invented by moskovian tsar(king) Peter the Great that has existed since the 18th century, and an ideology that is based on chronicles and historical documents confiscated from the occupied part of Ukraine, foreign historians invited by Peter the Great falsificated them under torture, and after the completion of their work, Peter the Great forbited them forever no to abandon the Muscovy, or as it called from November 2, 1721 - "Russian" Empire (Peter the Great - the last tsar of Muscovy and first emperor of "Russia" country of alcoholism , poverty , corruption , and falsification of history (in real life Moskvá/Moscow was founded by Khan Mengu Timur , and son of Alexander Nevsky because of order of Timur bacame a first prince of this sity ; in 1721 Peter the Great renamed Moskovia/Muskovy into Russia . After in 1917 was a Red Revolution in 1922 found of USSR(Soviet Union) when Ukrainian Peoples Republic and Belarusian Peoples Republic was occupated by Bolsheviks . in 1930-1939 - Stalin's terror + in 1932-33 Holodomor in Ukraine because of unreal procurement of bread , 8 million people in Ukraine died in 1941-1945 - Great Patriotic war in 1953 death of Yosef Stalin later time of Khrushev in 1982 death of Leonid Bryezhnev in 1985 became of Perestroika (Rebuilding) by Gorbachev in 1991 collapse of USSR in 1993 RSFSR was renamed into RF in 2000 Putin became the president. (by the way , soviét - russ. counsil)
Itu adalah uni sovyet.. yang selalu ada untuk negara negara berkembang lain yang baru bebas dari penjajahan.. ❤ from indonesia for uni sovyet ❤.. thanks for your support in 1950's - 1960's
Russian:invest billions of dollars on science and technology to make most badass reliable weapon ever made which are still functional even after 70 years China:very cool ctrl+c,ctrl+v
*2:28* Wait! I have seen one of those in real life! This is Maz-537 Uragan _(Hurricane),_ a heavy Soviet nuclear missle carrier. Years ago, me and my father found the retired beast in a scrapyard _(if you're wondering what such a marvelous thing did in a junkyard, then just let me explain: Years ago, Georgian (Reminder that Georgia is a former Soviet country) military retired many of it's outdated Soviet vehicles, from where they were sold very cheaply to owners of one of Tbilisi's scrapyards),_ literally cut in half. The thing has eight wheels, but the cut-in-half ''variant'' had only four _(and what a size these wheels were! almost meter and a half across! this puts in comparison just how large these machines (and missles they were carrying) were)._ Despite being two whole times shorter then what it should have been, Maz-537 was still somehow much taller, longer and wider then most other Zil-s and Gaz-s we found rusting in a field.
In total, the soviet army had 2.7 million soldiers ,55,000 tanks, 97000 APC/IFVs, 50,000 artillery pieces and 8400 missiles which were divided into 160 infantry divisions and 50 tank divisions. USSR was preparing for an alien invasion.
Слава великому СССР, слава народу свободной страны, нас уважали и боялись, а щас об нас вытирают ноги, изолировали от всего, при СССР такого бы никогда не было чтобы спортсмены выступали без флага, гимна и родины
@@yprzpa 1. Ой да кому мы нужны, будто мы единственные с ЯО, будто у других нет ПРО. Если бы реально боялись, то молчали бы в тряпочку. 2. Оч большая ценность у Макдональдса...
comrade fred the flags are spinach, the clothing and hats are noodles and potatoes, and the guns are corn, and last but not least, the bullets are seeds.
interesting fact : in real life Moskva/Moscow was founded by Khan Mengu Timur in 1272 and the son of Alexander Nevsky was first prince of this sity . (in 1721 Peter the Great renamed finno-ugric Muskovy/Moskovia into the Russian Empire and falsificated history for in order to justify the occupation policy towards Ukraine. (Kievan Rus' / Ruthenia / Rusia is a country that has existed since 889 when the Novgorod prince of Scandinavian origin, Oleh , killed the rulers of Kiev - Askold and Dir and called Kiev the mother of Ruthenian cities and became the grand prince of Kiev . This name came from the name of the river grew in the center of Ukraine and designated the territory of Kiev , Chernigiv , Pereyaslav , Galych and Volyn' principalities. And in 1187 Prince Volodymyr Glibovich called Rus' - Vkraina/Ukrayna, from the word kray - land) And RuSSia is a country invented by moskovian tsar(king) Peter the Great that has existed since the 18th century, and an ideology that is based on chronicles and historical documents confiscated from the occupied part of Ukraine, foreign historians invited by Peter the Great falsificated them under torture, and after the completion of their work, Peter the Great forbited them forever no to abandon the Muscovy, or as it called from November 2, 1721 - "Russian" Empire (Peter the Great - the last tsar of Muscovy and first emperor of "Russia" country of alcoholism , poverty , corruption , and falsification of history (in real life Moskvá/Moscow was founded by Khan Mengu Timur , and son of Alexander Nevsky because of order of Timur bacame a first prince of this sity ; in 1721 Peter the Great renamed Moskovia/Muskovy into Russia . After in 1917 was a Red Revolution in 1922 found of USSR(Soviet Union) when Ukrainian Peoples Republic and Belarusian Peoples Republic was occupated by Bolsheviks . in 1930-1939 - Stalin's terror + in 1932-33 Holodomor in Ukraine because of unreal procurement of bread , 8 million people in Ukraine died in 1941-1945 - Great Patriotic war in 1953 death of Yosef Stalin later time of Khrushev in 1982 death of Leonid Bryezhnev in 1985 became of Perestroika (Rebuilding) by Gorbachev in 1991 collapse of USSR in 1993 RSFSR was renamed into RF in 2000 Putin became the president. (by the way , soviét - russ. counsil)
I like how everyone looks so serious and badass. In a newer one I saw many of the soldiers marching were smiling. Still looked great, but didn't have the same effect.
![[Eng CC] Soviet March - 1980's Soviet Army [Red Alert 3]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/t-VbAZcyZ_U/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Eng CC] Soviet March - 1980's Soviet Army [Red Alert 3]](/img/tr.png)
america in the 1980s: haha funky hair
Russia in the 1980s:
@Rico haha strong army lost to farmers :3
Victor Charlie So did Russia against Afghanistan and much more worse
@@victorcharlie4563 dare you tell that shit to a vietnam vet and put a ":3" face.
@@sptfire8020well, i did not talk about Soviet Red Army :)
@@kozesthic794 wtf are talking about? :) i'm VNese bro :) and i only told that to who are not VNese, just for fun :v
Princess: *starts singing*
Every animal with a 50 mile radius:
*Disney logic*
*THE LOGIC OF DISNEY 101*
U just said ussr soldiers animals
😂😂😂
Disney intensifies
Summer: **Exist**
Mosquitos:
br *detect*
U didnt know what happen inthe tropist country
Yes
@@gabrielduarte483 😂🤣🇧🇷
Ya forgot wasps yellow jackets bees random bugs that just buz by your ear murder hornets spiders beetles crickets
coronavirus * enters my body*
my immune system:
ㅣㅣㅣ
😂😂😂😂
Oh i see you steal comments. Nice to see
yxng txny it’s week then
XD
You can always hear the lyrics even if they're not present. That's how powerful it is...
This song is from Red Alert 3 LOl
Слава Советской Армии !
ua-cam.com/video/CAutQJ004bQ/v-deo.html
слава советской армии!!
ua-cam.com/video/hSRinThgtR0/v-deo.html
@@EyesonEnforcement911 no its the fucking soviet march of the ussr in 1945 victory day
слава советской армии
ua-cam.com/video/hSRinThgtR0/v-deo.html
Nobody
UA-cam recommendation: Soviet March in 1979
When UA-cam works!
UA-cam knows what’s best for you comrade...
That's ours tube
vexonica 02 thats cause your ass is on youtube so much it has nothing eles to show your no life ass
vexonica 02 Further shows the capitalist bias
How teachers want us to leave school in a fire
So true
Hahahaha fucken true... if there is a fire I would run out...
@@cesartavarezcorp.7959 that is good way to go out,but I know better one-through window(if classrom has them)
@@muamer9704 depends... first floor yes, 2and and up no
@@cesartavarezcorp.7959 well,if you want to live even that is not a lot
Not gonna lie, this beat is fire.
It’s soviet march from red alert 3
lie > l WE e
It's My ringtone!!
It's made by americans XD
@Atharva Deo It is unbelievable right😂😂
For 1979, the camera quality is great.
its actually 1975
Well the transmissions are in a Russian modification of the french SÉCAM television system
Russian modification always makes it best,@@지브릴마후아체
*villager gets attacked*
Iron Golems:
LOL this is way too underrated!
hyena star ikr
@Finnish Nationalist When you attack a villager in Minecraft, Iron Golems chase and attack you, just like the Soviets.
Players: attack them with 4 adachment diamond sword and diamond armour
I wish I could spawn that many golems
Russia Family: We Gonna Trip To Germany
Grandpa:
Grandpa gets the kv2 and the mosin nagant, or ak47
😂😂😂
Underrated
@@f.b.i9524 ak47 wasn’t invented in ww2 (1939-1945) nor operation Barbarossa (1941-1945) it was invented in 1947
@@TheDiamondFish true
Me:There is free wifi
Everyone:
Holy shi-
Red red red.
Error *ALARM GETS BROKEN*
Me:"ah sh*t,here we agaen." -3-
Cyka Blyat
@@cactustw6002 chut!?
FIREWALL IS BROKEN
The uniforms, the song, the parade and those beautiful trench coats. It was perfect.
слава советской армии!!
ua-cam.com/video/hSRinThgtR0/v-deo.html
Too bad its was only on paper...
Glad that Finland got indipendet from tsar empire, and manage save itself agains several times against soviet invastion attempts.
@@Ravenlord79 Apparently, the Empire should not have created such a country, so as not to create a lot of problems for descendants later.
And how did it "manage to escape from the Soviet invasion"?
Simply, Finland in gratitude for the creation... Finland. I have always been against Russia/the USSR and have always been on the losing side...
Russia’s Army was amazing at that time ❤
I asked for the real March.
I was not disappointed
Special 4 u !! Farewell of Slavianka
-
ua-cam.com/video/PDFQjr8zkDk/v-deo.html WW2 USSR military march`s ua-cam.com/video/wK5vFaTgEz8/v-deo.html Guards Counter March Of The Navy
- ua-cam.com/video/eAoRaMlSSio/v-deo.html
we were not disapointed comrade
WE asked for a real March
Me : *Win at the lottery*
My family :
😂
Alabama 100
@@ocularzombie6679 Bruh wdym alabama, it has no references to this
@@emmyagriani4183 I really don't know, probably cuz that family is massive
But u don't have family
Even tough there are no lyrics you still hear them
Legit me too😂😂
so true
Yes 😂
Wow so true
I do too but maybe the lyrics are just really faint that you think they're in your head
Can we just take a moment to realize how symmetrical they are marching
Me: *Open a bags full of chips*
Everyone in my class:
EchoSans Hand over the bag NOW!
Me : *Run and burn the food + Go home ASAP
It is *OUR* Chips
*our* *class*
*we serve the Soviet Union*
Me: *leave the window open
*The mosquitos* :
Mosquito = some MI 24 Hind
@@happyalltheday2275 and bombs churchs!
Leaves a cookie crumb on the ground *
The ants:
Not gonna lie, this is my 5th time watching this in a row.
TreyTrey22 yes
bro, i seen this video more than 10 times
Theres alot more to cone
I saw more than 20 times... And will watch more...
this is my 6000th time watching this pashul nahui
Служил в русской армии, но мечтаю служить в Советской Армии. Всем мира!!!
Тогда готовьтесь биться с буржуинами
同志🎉🎉🎉
Не служил, но мечту поддерживаю. Наше время ещё придёт...
Google how to stop a bully: tell the teacher
Bing:
stopping western bullies
@@tedyi8588 we aren’t bullies though
@@vaporwave-man no. It will be crushed
IT'S WAR AAAAAAAAAAA
@@tedyi8588 boi I can bully anyone who gonna stop me eu they are not close to my power even if they try they have to fight the winter
Me: **accidentally hit a zombie pigman**
The entire Nether dimension:
That's true
Very true
Yes
HERE THEY COME!!!! THE SOVIET PIGMEN!!!
Better than the iron golem top comment
Girls: oh she is wearing the same dress as mine
Boys:
Да, я мечтаю чтоб СССР возродился из пепла
СССР всегда останется в наших сердцах
@@Странникназемле зачем? 🙄😑
@@Porosenok_miasnoy идеология коммунизма мне по душе.
@@Странникназемле а мне не очень😑
No soy comunista pero hay que admitir que los comunistas si tienen estilo para las marchas
Me: *I leave my girlfriend*
My friends:
brosb4hoes
What is this mysterious creature called a girlfriend? I have heard of it many times before but I just don't know what it is, so many people claim to have one but then they just bring out a female human, sure she looks nice but whats a girlfriend?
My Russian girlfriend hate Soviet times in communisim. When I want to make her mad i play this march
Ахахах, представляю, на танках ))09)))
She's now our girlfriend ☭
Hitler: Time to invade Russia
Also Hitler after breach into Stalingrad: why do i hear boss music?
😆🔥
ua-cam.com/video/WM3QuzuKTq4/v-deo.html
Dangg
Leningrad is modern day St. Petersburg far North of Moscow near the Finnish border. Stalingrad is modern day Volgograd far South of Moscow near the Caucuses.
Heeresgruppe Süd: Why am I hearing boss music ?
Me: *drops food for more than 4.99 seconds*
Bacteria:
@Uno Reverse :,0
This is funny??
hippoty hoppoty
your shit is now my property
@@falcon2477 Fidel Castro
600 likes?
TIME TO MAKE 666 COMRADES
Слава Армии СССР!!!!
Fuck you soviet KGB shit and Soviet Union shit
@@Bob-kw1mi Fuck you shit and stuped CIA and fucking Shit USA
Ukraine stomping Russia and the USSR doesn't exist anymore 😂
@@ilmatar6608 Russia winning in Ucraine,stoping NATO
@@sergeizakaev5704 LMAOOOOOO
How does it feel having to throw out hilarious BS like this in order to make yourself feel better about the debacle Russia is experiencing? 😂😂🤣
me: gives my best friend chips
everyone else in the class:
yes queen
Hhhhaaaa 🤣🤣
I get u
Brave of you to assume i have friends
Lmfaooo
Me: accidentally hits pigmen in minecraft
Da other pigmens:
Lol
XD
Are you in the IRF?
Pigmens r communist
funny minecraf
One Girl go to school toilet.
Other Girls:
Don’t get it go to gulag
In archery?
IPokéTrainerMIN *s h o o l*
Yeah, because of his grammar, it's school and not shool, but still that feels true
@@itsumi74 oh... ok, I don't know alot of things ok
People: What a beautiful summer!
*Clouds:*
Even Though There Is No Voice *WE* Can Still HEAR It!
What
@@raghavtyagi27rock the song
Damm this Communism, THE POWER OF IT!
We can still hear it
Not you! WE CAN HEAR IT!
Its weird that someone in this march could be watching this video
They would be too old/died by 2019/2020 because IT DECEMBER
The Diamond Fish Not necessarily, this parade was held in 1979.
The diamond fish. the last ww1(1918) veteran died in 2012.
and that march is in 1979 that is 69 year later from 1918. soo some of these soldiers is still alive
I’m legit dumb
@@stanmelixgames5742 k let me test
Teacher: We will be visiting Russia on the field trip.
Girls: Eww Russia is cold!
Boys:
Girls:yay russia nice country
Boys:
I just have one question,
*HOW IS SOMETHING THAT'S COLD GROSS!?*
Cold is amazing, let me grab my ushanka, my chai and sled its going to be a great time
@@Robert53area yeah! I perfer the cold over the hot.
Captain Alex boy is cool than girl
Love to see these old videos. Everyone is so well-dressed and thin.
Me: accidentally clicks on a minecraft wolf
Every wolf in a 50 mile radius:
i laugh so hard lol
More like my friends 200 dogs after punching
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
FOR MOTHER WOLF
XD
Me: clicks Chrome many times
Chrome pages: 1:10
Noice
What a great comment comrade
I hope I don’t start seeing u everywhere too
I don’t get it, please explain
@@amensharif8020 haha just click chrome a hundred times and you'll see
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🟥🟥⭐🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟥🟥🛠🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
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Слава , Советского Союза , Товарищи !!!🚩
Shut up. Viva la patria.
🔥🗿
@@PodridoAbsurdowhat the
are you a shit ?@@PodridoAbsurdo
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⭐🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🛠️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 USSR
Stores: *begin to start opening after quarantine*
People:
SavagePanda845 so true
People: start opening thinking the pandemic is over
COVID-19:
I played this in Volgrad.
Now it is Stalingrad
It's volograd
@@yousefkharoub6001 no its volgograd
Ok
Slava Stalin!
@@daseapickleofjustice7231 Stalin's name is Joseph
When WE randomly fart in class
All OUR classmates: 1:10
Lol
*OUR classmates
Ахахахха
AHAHAH
Scare
Soviet Union
Population:286,730,819
Total military:41,235,000
Tanks:55,000
AFV:24,000
Airforce:12,581
Artillery:42,000
Navy:1,057
Nuke:45,000
GDP:$210.B
Land mass:22,400,000km2
Economy:2nd
Available military:92,345,764
GDP 2,7T 1989. rank 2 economy world after Usa , Millitary rank 1
@@kyrgyz6980 What was the GDP for America? That time
Что за не правильная статистика, в Советской Армии было около 3,000,000 трёх миллионов солдат, а не выдуманные 41,235,000. 🤦♂️
@@garrarm Send your source
Source? Especially for the aircraft, total military, afv's, navy, tanks
Soviet russia: **exists**
Memers: *Ah yes, it's all coming together now*
Ok?
It’s not “Ah yes”
Soviet Union*
Its collapsed it dont exist anymore
@PavPete who the fuck are you stfu I was commenting to original comment fucking idiot
**Rush 🅱️erlin intensifies**
interesting fact :
in real life Moskva/Moscow was founded by Khan Mengu Timur in 1272 and the son of Alexander Nevsky was first prince of this sity . (in 1721 Peter the Great renamed finno-ugric Muskovy/Moskovia into the Russian Empire and falsificated history for in order to justify the occupation policy towards Ukraine. (Kievan Rus' / Ruthenia / Rusia is a country that has existed since 889 when the Novgorod prince of Scandinavian origin, Oleh , killed the rulers of Kiev - Askold and Dir and called Kiev the mother of Ruthenian cities and became the grand prince of Kiev . This name came from the name of the river grew in the center of Ukraine and designated the territory of Kiev , Chernigiv , Pereyaslav , Galych and Volyn' principalities. And in 1187 Prince Volodymyr Glibovich called Rus' - Vkraina/Ukrayna, from the word kray - land) And RuSSia is a country invented by moskovian tsar(king) Peter the Great that has existed since the 18th century, and an ideology that is based on chronicles and historical documents confiscated from the occupied part of Ukraine, foreign historians invited by Peter the Great falsificated them under torture, and after the completion of their work, Peter the Great forbited them forever no to abandon the Muscovy, or as it called from November 2, 1721 - "Russian" Empire (Peter the Great - the last tsar of Muscovy and first emperor of "Russia"
country of alcoholism , poverty , corruption , and falsification of history
(in real life Moskvá/Moscow was founded by Khan Mengu Timur ,
and son of Alexander Nevsky because of order of Timur bacame a first prince of this sity ; in 1721 Peter the Great renamed Moskovia/Muskovy into Russia .
After in 1917 was a Red Revolution
in 1922 found of USSR(Soviet Union) when Ukrainian Peoples Republic and Belarusian Peoples Republic was occupated by Bolsheviks .
in 1930-1939 - Stalin's terror
+ in 1932-33 Holodomor in Ukraine
because of unreal procurement of bread , 8 million people in Ukraine died
in 1941-1945 - Great Patriotic war
in 1953 death of Yosef Stalin
later time of Khrushev
in 1982 death of Leonid Bryezhnev
in 1985 became of Perestroika
(Rebuilding) by Gorbachev
in 1991 collapse of USSR
in 1993 RSFSR was renamed into RF
in 2000 Putin became the president.
(by the way , soviét - russ. counsil)
🅾peration 🅱arbarossa fails due to SOVIET WINTER
@@gasalsvift5356 no one asked
How we want to evacuate the school: Chaos
How teachers wants us to evacuate:
The fire would probably retreat.
@@CAPTJared only if it's a french fire
@@FockeWulfFW200 more like a danish fire since denmark surrendered in 2 hours
Ahhh! Teachers are trying to make us brave for war!
We are to powerful, I would walk out like this any day
Itu adalah uni sovyet.. yang selalu ada untuk negara negara berkembang lain yang baru bebas dari penjajahan.. ❤ from indonesia for uni sovyet ❤.. thanks for your support in 1950's - 1960's
Saludos desde un socialista argentino. O sea, yo...
I blasted this in my private school
It's now a public school
Our school
@@groteprutser Shut up junior
I saw what you did there 😂
nice stealing another comment
BA DUM TSSS
Russian:invest billions of dollars on science and technology to make most badass reliable weapon ever made which are still functional even after 70 years
China:very cool ctrl+c,ctrl+v
Made in china
China in Made
In china made
Made China In
China Made In
Nobody:
History channel at 3AM:
SWEET
ah shıt here we go agaın
CJ
Я люблю советское наследие, особенно военные песни, как бы мне хотелось родиться в период, когда Советский Союз был великой державой.
☭ слава великому советскому народу товарищи ☭
ua-cam.com/video/WQfNO05K3qA/v-deo.html
Слава КПСС
@@user-uc5nd5gs1e i have some kgb document
Ага, быть сосланным в гулаг, а потом расстрелянным
视频中的歌不是苏联军歌是红色警戒3的苏联bgm
My immune system after taking the sovi.. russian vaccine:
Stinky capitalist both lenin and Stalin would be ashamed
Sputnik V kills covid
*our immune system*
@joseph stalin 😳
Stalin?
Haha
Nobody:
The ants in Tom and Jerry.
lol
Underrated
LOL
I rembered the episode, it wss funny. Lol
420 perfect
Normal people: listening this for the memes
Me: listening this while studying
It's so relaxing
I'm studying for the driving license 🤣🤣
I love listening military marches while studying too...the German marches are the best
Me too bro
it's on my workout playlist btw
This has better camera quality than my phone.
Wait a minute- is this normal that i listening to this all day?
God i really hate the "We" And "Our"
We* really hate
b r u h
ur not listening to it we are listening to our song
@@gregdavidson7157 hi
694 dislikes are from western spies
GULAGS
*half of them are in Germany*
@@generalanimator1351 you bloody shutup your are extreme right wing.
@@generalanimator1351 hello you fascism ideology.
@@generalanimator1351 you bloody Hitler supporter.
The good thing about the Soviet Union in that video: There is no trash on the street and the song is good.
Very clean. Litter in Soviet Russia? KGB arrest you and you gonna find out?
@@chieffirefigherplays not soviet Russia Soviet Union....
In Russia still today there is a day in the year called Communist Saturday where everyone clean the streets.
OmG Putin pLeAsE *I WANT* FREE three t-90 and 10 Su-57
@@yehia4638 r/choosingbeggars
"nothing is perfect"
soviet march 1979: hold my beer
Teacher: today we will going to Stalingrad
Girls: Ugh Stalingrad is so cold
Boys:
Kerem Yıldırım it isnt Stailngrad anymore
Olsun yine de gönlümüzün Stalingrad'ı
Berlin yazsaydın daha çok tutardı bence.
Volgograd
It's Volgograd now. Thanks to Khrushchev.
this is how i felt when going on a fieldtrip in school in winter
Teacher: We are going to Germany!
Girls: OMG,l hate the cold but l bet the boys will look cute!
Boys;
Dont worry my friend just buy some vodka my friend, Cheers up brother
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Слава Вооружённым Силам СССР!
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That moment when your country falls apart 12 years later...
What about it?
Alexander Power A combined effort possibly..
@@Nwilliam43 Gorbatchev was naive in his choises
Yeah but is still the bigest and think one of most powerfull country
Its a union or a party not a whole country
I began from Russian hardbass and now i am here
Same
Слава Вооружённым Силам СССР!
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Вот тебя жизнь помотала
The Red pipeline
Me : *Open a Package of gum*
The Entire Class :
You must share
Oppo Keren im the 100 like
It's our gum.
Singapore:Imma stop you right there buddy
Oppo Keren thats why i quited showing guns at class lol always went outside and opened my package
Me: * opens a pack of gum *
The rest of the class:
You dont have
We have
lovinvaxx 12
I made a rookie mistake. Thank you for correcting me comrade.
WE open a pack of gum
OUR gum
gum nedi?
*2:28* Wait! I have seen one of those in real life! This is Maz-537 Uragan _(Hurricane),_ a heavy Soviet nuclear missle carrier. Years ago, me and my father found the retired beast in a scrapyard _(if you're wondering what such a marvelous thing did in a junkyard, then just let me explain: Years ago, Georgian (Reminder that Georgia is a former Soviet country) military retired many of it's outdated Soviet vehicles, from where they were sold very cheaply to owners of one of Tbilisi's scrapyards),_ literally cut in half. The thing has eight wheels, but the cut-in-half ''variant'' had only four _(and what a size these wheels were! almost meter and a half across! this puts in comparison just how large these machines (and missles they were carrying) were)._ Despite being two whole times shorter then what it should have been, Maz-537 was still somehow much taller, longer and wider then most other Zil-s and Gaz-s we found rusting in a field.
WOW
Sadge
Красавчик
A meter and a half is 4' 11" For us Americans. That is hard to belive a vehicle could be that massive. Its amazing the things we have made.
Nice
I wish you people will bring those glory again.....Uraaa
Big love from India🙏🙏🙏🙏
My mother told me that she is in 5% Russian
Me:
Wencell Schliva that makes you 2.5 ruski, comrade
@@fryingpan8943 Hello best country in the world
Jose Manuel Balod dont you mean *OUR* land is t h i c c?
Jose Manuel Balod me? More like *US*
Jose Manuel Balod off to gulag we go comrade
Me and the boys going to school be like
World war 3 will happen god be with you all
@@CrinklyLawyer73 same to you man💐💐💐💐
@@CrinklyLawyer73 high chances 75% of the population of the world would be dead but yes
Where is your school? In which school do you study?
@@CrinklyLawyer73 i know i live in Iraq and it’s the playground for other countries wars we will be wiped with nukes :(
When the American kid steals a pencil from the Russian kid:
Just think if that was PUTIN
Nilesh Das or Japanese warrior it wasn’t Putin back then was a lower commander operative rank
@@itsjireel6790 STOP RUNING JOKES. YOU DON'T HAVE EBTTER JOKES TO MAKE
MrGamingGuy638 ok I’ll stop running jokes then 🏃 and I don’t have Ebtter jokes to make
He stole a pen fron working class, workers and peasants.
ONE OF THE BEST WAR MUSIC
It is said that when Soviets marched even the pillars of white house shaked
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There's a white house in Moscow too, that's what u mean?
@@_richie96_37 i meant the real white house,where the pale ass of american president resides
Yeah I'm sure the pillars of the White House shook when the SOVIET UNION FELL
And when the Americans marched, the kremlin shaked.
Fun Fact:
This were less then 1% of the Russian military force
0,5% maybe...
In total, the soviet army had 2.7 million soldiers ,55,000 tanks, 97000 APC/IFVs, 50,000 artillery pieces and 8400 missiles which were divided into 160 infantry divisions and 50 tank divisions. USSR was preparing for an alien invasion.
No 0.1
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.3
With all of us it would be 0.000001
Girl:hey u wanna date?
Me:no I’m taken
Girl:by who?
Me:By communism
WE are taken by the communism
Communism is very bad
Ewww
@Pedro Juan me too
Im taken by imperialism
@Pedro Juan you mean Facism
Слава великому СССР, слава народу свободной страны, нас уважали и боялись, а щас об нас вытирают ноги, изолировали от всего, при СССР такого бы никогда не было чтобы спортсмены выступали без флага, гимна и родины
СССР раскрошили буржуи , поздно восторгаться
1) нас и сейчас боятся: ссут нормальное вооружение Украине поставлять из-за ядерного оружия
2) к слову об изоляции, в СССР Макдональдса не было
@@yprzpa 1. Ой да кому мы нужны, будто мы единственные с ЯО, будто у других нет ПРО. Если бы реально боялись, то молчали бы в тряпочку.
2. Оч большая ценность у Макдональдса...
Girls when a food fight starts: omg i don't want food to get on me
Boys when food fight starts:
comrade fred And then they fire at everybody
Хаха, да
🤣😂😂😂🤣
@@gudzinskiy4768 comministm
comrade fred the flags are spinach, the clothing and hats are noodles and potatoes, and the guns are corn, and last but not least, the bullets are seeds.
Bacteria: * invades the human body *
Cells:
*immune system'*
*very true*
Lol
@SLAV NATIONALIST ah.. your not funny . I am a socialist irl
How many comments like this?? I'm laughing now
Me: touches face after shaking hands with a stranger.
Coronavirus:
That's not funny
Golden Age Golf It’s not even funny
@@mr.schwarz7700 It is funny IDIOT
@@ninofromkitchennightmares1497 Go away noob. It's funny
Tobisztol We all are Entitled to our opinions
And at the current time I would not consider it funny
coronavirus * enters my body*
the 3 vitamin gummies I ate 8 years ago:
Teacher:Ok class today we will be learning the RUSSİA s history
Girls:omg i heared about that famous writers
Boys:URA!
URA!
Oha turk bir memer(miimer) aq
It meaning KURWAAAAA
@@baro27ka20 :] yani bende şaşırırdım pek memer yok türkiyede
Oha Türk najsbshdhshwh
Coronavirus: enters body
Cheek cells: cheeki breeki
Video - Soviet march
Location - Russia
Comments - Английские :D
Так и живём)
Отель? Триваго
А почему Россия когда Советский марш ? :D
@@senorhilter3475 а Москва где по-твоему?
@@ЖораБулкин-и8ч А Советская Армия это Российская ??
Я слышу слова и я стою. Это произведение искуства ☭
слава советской армии
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The words there are mostly about vodka and bears.
Gloria ao grande exercito soviético🇧🇷🤝☭
🇮🇹🤝🇷🇺
@@AnuclanoAmerica fuck yeah
Teacher : we are learning about Russia
Girls : ok, don't care
Boys : ...
Boys after lesson:
-Россия, Путин, Водка, верните СССР суки
Stalin the HERO
Have you taken some grammar lessons?
Хаха хохо
@@Zion_48 grammar*
The thick fog and dark atmosphere makes them look even more intimidating
Nice
When u hear the Naziboi is making a speech.
The entire school:
dostum işte bu bruj
interesting fact :
in real life Moskva/Moscow was founded by Khan Mengu Timur in 1272 and the son of Alexander Nevsky was first prince of this sity . (in 1721 Peter the Great renamed finno-ugric Muskovy/Moskovia into the Russian Empire and falsificated history for in order to justify the occupation policy towards Ukraine. (Kievan Rus' / Ruthenia / Rusia is a country that has existed since 889 when the Novgorod prince of Scandinavian origin, Oleh , killed the rulers of Kiev - Askold and Dir and called Kiev the mother of Ruthenian cities and became the grand prince of Kiev . This name came from the name of the river grew in the center of Ukraine and designated the territory of Kiev , Chernigiv , Pereyaslav , Galych and Volyn' principalities. And in 1187 Prince Volodymyr Glibovich called Rus' - Vkraina/Ukrayna, from the word kray - land) And RuSSia is a country invented by moskovian tsar(king) Peter the Great that has existed since the 18th century, and an ideology that is based on chronicles and historical documents confiscated from the occupied part of Ukraine, foreign historians invited by Peter the Great falsificated them under torture, and after the completion of their work, Peter the Great forbited them forever no to abandon the Muscovy, or as it called from November 2, 1721 - "Russian" Empire (Peter the Great - the last tsar of Muscovy and first emperor of "Russia"
country of alcoholism , poverty , corruption , and falsification of history
(in real life Moskvá/Moscow was founded by Khan Mengu Timur ,
and son of Alexander Nevsky because of order of Timur bacame a first prince of this sity ; in 1721 Peter the Great renamed Moskovia/Muskovy into Russia .
After in 1917 was a Red Revolution
in 1922 found of USSR(Soviet Union) when Ukrainian Peoples Republic and Belarusian Peoples Republic was occupated by Bolsheviks .
in 1930-1939 - Stalin's terror
+ in 1932-33 Holodomor in Ukraine
because of unreal procurement of bread , 8 million people in Ukraine died
in 1941-1945 - Great Patriotic war
in 1953 death of Yosef Stalin
later time of Khrushev
in 1982 death of Leonid Bryezhnev
in 1985 became of Perestroika
(Rebuilding) by Gorbachev
in 1991 collapse of USSR
in 1993 RSFSR was renamed into RF
in 2000 Putin became the president.
(by the way , soviét - russ. counsil)
@@gasalsvift5356 nice fact help me here in Berlin.
@@TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224 haha partisan goes brrrrrr
@@hilal9475 don't act so mighty. Tito needed Soviet aid. Albania didn't. Hoxhas Marxist Leninist partisans go: sqip
This anthem makes me patriotic towards USSR 🇷🇺
Welcome to another episode of UA-cam reccomendation, today we have
SOVIET MARCH, from 41 years ago
Beautiful comrades :')
Red salute comrades
da konecno🙂
@@якрчлюблюгерманию Bulgarian ?
@@nicolaeceausescu2434неа, Россия :)
@@nicolaeceausescu2434 Russian =)
I like how everyone looks so serious and badass.
In a newer one I saw many of the soldiers marching were smiling. Still looked great, but didn't have the same effect.
Рад, что ты оценил наш парад, а парад в 2020 посмотреть не забудешь?
Probably because there isn't a World War these days
Look at Chinese he'll march
@@ДмитрийБелых-е1зкакой парад в 2020?))))))))))
Feel like smiling at a military parade is disrespecting past soldiers whose faces were permanently traumatised for life.
Respect from India to our only trust worthy friend 🇮🇳🤝 🇷🇺
What about Israel? 🇮🇱
What about America
0:59 now that is satisfying
I can agree
Girls Dreams: “I dreamed that me and Ben kissed!!”
Boys Dreams:
KGB yes
Cardboard truck 1000 I think I actually dreamed about this once
КГБ
KGB lol
Why not both...
Who else is singing the lyrics to the song in their head?
NASH SOVETSKII SOYUZ POKARAET
VES' MIR OT EVROPY K NEVE NA VOSTOK
NAD ZEMLEYI VEZDE BUDUT PET'
STOLITZ'A VODKA SOVETSKII MEDVED' NASH
Me
Me comrade
Yes, yes, yes, let us sing to the motherland
Yes comrad commissar
Teachers : it’s only a fire walk as slow as you can so you die
In America, you carry the flag
In soviet Russia, the flag carries you!
our flag comrade
In America, you have Bomb
In Russia, the Bomb have you
In Japan
*YOU ARE BOMB*
@@theunremarkablysophisticat8856 Oh fuck. Your comment is so original ,that it made me..................
eat popcorn with my doggo and ruski cat.
@@anuragmohanty8915 shit you made me poop my pants
I have no words to describe how beautiful this is.
И вновь продолжается бой
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OUR typical comrade
@@iloveappleyoutube7198
You are not included
@@StayBasedJesus ok
COVID: enters the body!
WHITE BLOOD CELLS: Must defend the motherland!
Most underrated
red blood cells: *its time to overthrow the government ALL POWER TO THE SOVIETS*
russian revolution in my body 😳😳😳 white blood cell army and red blood cell army 😳😳 soviet empire omg 😱
*red blood cells
The vaccine: FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAAND!!!!
girl: you will never find another girl like me.
girls like her:
@Your Father its a joke