I hadn’t got to that part of the video and I thought it was just something a Carson community member would say not knowing it actually had meaning in the video
In retrospect, it’s a bit disappointing to see how the talking cutouts fell off in the smiling creatures episode. They all devolved into the same bit of eating their mic where the cutouts in the second episode made a few more different attempts at being unsettling.
It is simply incredible how watching 2 different types of people play a horror game makes you see it as either "wow this lore is deep and the story is creepy" or "lmao cord"
It's crazy how everyone touts the game as really high quality and well made and then Carson undoes that entire image by looking at the cockroaches and dying on the simplest of puzzles.
loki played undertale FINE, everyone has just played it a dozen times and so didn't expect him to get caught up on the twists and playing with expectations
ive watched the entire vod and havent skipped a second, my favorite part was when they were doing fucking "FOR THE VIEW" bit, and seeing Twitch chat go "FOR THE VIEW YES!" and youtube chat going "NOOOO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS" the fucking hillarious contrast i fucking love this community
I remember that... There have been worse streams, garten of banban for example, but there have been streams that are enjoyable to watch. This was not one of them.
I was there for the chapter 2 stream, and no amount of edited video can convey the sheer amount of dull mindedness displayed by Carson during both the puzzle and the escape segment.
It doesn't surprise me that Carson's chat is down bad for Mommy Long Legs, but the fact he has to pause the game to come to the realization that his chat can not be saved from their sins truly is a cinematic experience
My favorite part of the stream was when Carson ran around with the cables for the view and I wondered what it would taste like to eat a buckshot round.
Watching Carson play any game that places more expectations on you than Minecraft has convinced me that he's actually a dumb house cat wearing a human skin suit.
Carson’s UA-cam videos are great because they’re just an edited down version him torturing his twitch viewers for hours on end. It’s all the fun of watching someone silently suffer for hours, without the inconvenience of actually having to sit next to someone who is suffering for an extended period of time.
Your videos are awesome Carson. Kept me smiling and giggling through the entire hour. Please never stop making this kind of content, because you're 1 of a kind.
45:40 so fun story, I actually wasn’t breast fed. I’m lactose intolerant, but when I was a baby I was full on allergic to milk. It would make me projectile vomit. So they had to use this special baby formula so that I wouldn’t just explode and junk.
The way everyone in chat reacted to mommy long legs is something I can only compare to when my schools art classes went to the museum of modern art in New York and we passed by a strip club all the boys went crazy and even I for a split second.
BTW if you grab a barrel (from the last room you are in before you get on the elevator and the game ends) you can use it to jump up over the gate that fences you in. If you can make it up the stairs before the lid to the elevator well closes, the end of the game will play out as it always does while you are no longer in the elevator.
Two and a half minutes in now. Its a miracle you havent destroyed your posessions by failing their "puzzle"s The first time watching this time dilated so fucking much I was stuck in purgatory istg
The sexual tension between my mouth and the shotgun was insane while watching this stream.
Ha what a goobster
Do it
Gooney wooney
were you edging the trigger
@@rattfish still edging to this day
*meows loudly and vomits on carpet*
yeah they do that
I hadn’t got to that part of the video and I thought it was just something a Carson community member would say not knowing it actually had meaning in the video
In retrospect, it’s a bit disappointing to see how the talking cutouts fell off in the smiling creatures episode. They all devolved into the same bit of eating their mic where the cutouts in the second episode made a few more different attempts at being unsettling.
wait what@@JentaCookieCat
Save that juicy sauce for me
Out of all the communities i choose this one. Every single atom in my body regrets it every single second and it hurts incredibly
Could be worse, you could be in the Hazbin Hotel community. Or God forbid the Overwatch community.
I csn't believe I used to psly Overwatch every fucking day in Secondary school. Still was a mental Reinhardt but still.. @@theonlyMoancore
@@theonlyMoancore i also hate being a part of both once...
@@theonlyMoancoreas someone in the hazbin community, this is like heaven compared to that
@@theonlyMoancoreas someone part of the hazbin hotel community, I love the show but the community is questionable
I’ve never seen someone be so CONSTANTLY lost playing a childrens horror game
@@aidenwilde9285wrong guy dude
@@aidenwilde9285 yeah, you're talking about ME. And I WON'T stop!
@@aidenwilde9285you’re thinking of Mini Ladd big man
@@aidenwilde9285 bro did not do his research 😭😭
@aidenwilde9285 bro got so embarrassed he deleted his comments💀💀💀💀
i'm studying the vod for my graduate medical thesis on streamer brain rot, this might be the big breakthrough i needed
Eatmen
You’re telling me a guy who plays games like he is learning how to speak makes a living doing so
it's a great time to be alive my friend :)
I’m genuinely surprised you were allowed to upload this. No words spoken during that stream are in any holy texts anywhere
But I thought being stepped on and used by Mommy Longlegs was one of the holy sacraments
"i", "the", "and", "we", "it", "is", "up", "on", and "he" are definitely in some
The color section also had some words that were definitely in there
@@riley_-zm8vr NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
Carson’s inability to beat children’s puzzles never ceases to amaze me.
*amuse
@@legalza0843no, no it amazes
@@legalza0843 amaze also works
watching this vid with post nut clarity hits completely different man
the regret is immeasurable
?????????
The Yellow paint industry is thriving because of Carsock
The two sides of chat
"omg you're so stupid"
"MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY!"
whats going on
idk conner
mommy playtime
Nthn much
whats going on is, carson is being carson for 56 minutes
Mommy playtime
It is simply incredible how watching 2 different types of people play a horror game makes you see it as either "wow this lore is deep and the story is creepy" or "lmao cord"
EAT MEN
holy moly
It's crazy how everyone touts the game as really high quality and well made and then Carson undoes that entire image by looking at the cockroaches and dying on the simplest of puzzles.
its carson everything he touches decays
@@aetheriox463fucking Midas
Dude the sequence at 27:19 where you throwing ass on the elephant and asking if it remembers to then it screaming bloody murder is absolutely golden
40:23 the mere action of forming a thought caused psychic damage.
Barely three and half minutes in and Carson is playing like how Loki played Undertale.
loki played undertale FINE, everyone has just played it a dozen times and so didn't expect him to get caught up on the twists and playing with expectations
@@ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvyI think he’s talking about the actual bullet dodging gameplay he looked like he was having an aneurysm the entire game
It takes years to forgive.
and years to finish a playthrough
but only seconds to regret
Artificer:
I forgive you simianjimmy
ive watched the entire vod and havent skipped a second, my favorite part was when they were doing fucking "FOR THE VIEW" bit, and seeing Twitch chat go "FOR THE VIEW YES!" and youtube chat going "NOOOO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS"
the fucking hillarious contrast i fucking love this community
this live was just pure pain
I remember that...
There have been worse streams, garten of banban for example, but there have been streams that are enjoyable to watch. This was not one of them.
The cord incident....
possibly the worst two streams of all time
FOR THE VIEW!
It was so fucking funny though
11:54 Kissy Missy looking at chat like "you fucking serious?"
I was there for the chapter 2 stream, and no amount of edited video can convey the sheer amount of dull mindedness displayed by Carson during both the puzzle and the escape segment.
29:35 the fact that the original half life which was a game that came out in 1998 has better cockroach ai than that is hilarious to me
It doesn't surprise me that Carson's chat is down bad for Mommy Long Legs, but the fact he has to pause the game to come to the realization that his chat can not be saved from their sins truly is a cinematic experience
The "nice to see you back dude" guy was definitely just glad to see you playing this game again lmao
33:45 Carson this is a report of a child murder.
20:28 The chances of him doing this was 1 in 24, around a 4% chance
Carson, why are you like this?
I watched the complete vods for these, truly a horrific experience
I still have nightmares about cords and plugs
@@thebigsamFOR THE VIEW
@@darklight5815 AND TWICE...
FOR THE VIEW
My favorite part of the stream was when Carson ran around with the cables for the view and I wondered what it would taste like to eat a buckshot round.
Carson is so wheatley coded
This is such a unique way to call someone stupid
More games should have features like the cable
2:51 still feels like im watching my grandpa play
2:26 still crying
Legends
Watching Carson play any game that places more expectations on you than Minecraft has convinced me that he's actually a dumb house cat wearing a human skin suit.
Carson is a prime specimen in a case study of human averages.
"Harm this man"
54:12 I cannot BELIEVE that Carson ACCIDENTALLY used a speedrun strat on the final boss
32:41 i thought he was just gonna say dumbass with a lisp
35:27 New “Carson” noise unlocked for the UA-cam compilations
oh sorry just wiping my windows
I'm surprised I didn't see chat screaming "Gyatnap"
Carson’s UA-cam videos are great because they’re just an edited down version him torturing his twitch viewers for hours on end. It’s all the fun of watching someone silently suffer for hours, without the inconvenience of actually having to sit next to someone who is suffering for an extended period of time.
I genuinely dont know how me playing the game was scary but when car plays it, its so unscary its just funny
Because he's on a call with friends, streaming and talking to people in the chat, and isn't immersed at all.
@@jaziliynn yea makes sense, hard to find something scary when you were just laughing at a glitch
15:20 Ain't no way he just did that!!!
20:36 AIN'T NO WAY HE JUST DID THAT!!!
20:58 *AIN'T NO WAY HE JUST DID THAT!!!*
the consequences of "I Ruined My Friend's First Time Playing Undertale..."
painful watch as always! thanks you cargon
29:35 Minecraft compasses when you leave the overworld
This reminds me of mommy times.
I’m a vod viewer who has watched the entire cord incident. My life is considerably worse now.
chat thinks their so cool but then lose it when seeing mommy
Mommy... mmmmmfgh 😩
Who wouldn't
It feels wrong to find you funny
It feels wrong to find Carson funny.
It find Carson to feels funny you
im convinced that carson has static constantly playing in his brain
I drooled involuntarily mutiple times
How’s mommy gonna get a job now?
This video is like when carson poured molten aluminum down my pants on December 13th at 2:46pm.
The PRIMAL desire for Mommy Leng Logs
What i love is compared to this, your OMORI streams were squeaky clean, you took everything seriously and you were super invested.
it's like watching the cuphead journalist try to play
38:24 this whole bit had me in fucking tears
seeing carson do some of these puzzles physically hurts me sometimes
0:51 i hear it everywhere i go
“fire in the hole”
1:18 again
nooo dude
@@dezcubing5844
Your videos are awesome Carson. Kept me smiling and giggling through the entire hour. Please never stop making this kind of content, because you're 1 of a kind.
I’m glad Carson finally came back after 3 years
11:53 She fucking knows, she looked at the chat for one second.
38:38 Hey it's DONKS by Felix Colgrave!
cant believe he did the speedrun strat of edging the cat
The amen break sample playing whenever the plug moved fast was a stroke of comedic genius.
carson plays ONE actual game and loses all his brain cells truly ban ban took away too much
He needed another year under his belt before his mind could sufficiently develop enough to beat this game
Brain hemorrhage gaming 🧠 🤯
45:40 so fun story, I actually wasn’t breast fed. I’m lactose intolerant, but when I was a baby I was full on allergic to milk. It would make me projectile vomit. So they had to use this special baby formula so that I wouldn’t just explode and junk.
Welcome back man we missed you hope you stay
all i could think, through all of that cord montage was "this is it, this is what happens when you give a toddler a crayon."
29:34 Half life had better cockroaches...
In 1998.
10:45 pretty much a summary of the whole chapter 2 stream
my favorite character in this episode is Carson's blank face when he has to do a puzzle. also barry the platycart and buggy wuggy
I watched this live... Pure hell
Carson thought we’d forget he tried to rizz up a literal integer during this stream (28:12)
You've made the 3 streams scarcely bareable. Congratulations. Carson.
6:30 bruh
Chat has two sides:
"Harm this man"
"MOMMY"
Harm me mommy
It isn't too late to retire after that tough playthrough
big momma playtime 😍😍
Oh mommy 🤤
idk what u guys are up to he did it under an hour
So glad to see you're doin better after the big drama you posted about, stay strong king
you're telling me this is the best banban guy we can find?
i can tell this game has heavy garn47 influences
The way everyone in chat reacted to mommy long legs is something I can only compare to when my schools art classes went to the museum of modern art in New York and we passed by a strip club all the boys went crazy and even I for a split second.
This guy made a 4 hour gameplay three days, that’s something only Carson can do
8:16 Saving this one for later...
Would you?
@@mildly_man1901 😭
The edit of the cable flying around with breakcore was hilarious
BTW if you grab a barrel (from the last room you are in before you get on the elevator and the game ends) you can use it to jump up over the gate that fences you in. If you can make it up the stairs before the lid to the elevator well closes, the end of the game will play out as it always does while you are no longer in the elevator.
37:29 the slip up of all time
This is what playing banban does to a man’s mental being
I love that as soon as we move out of BanBan territory, games become impossible for Carson.
It is a miracle that Carson has a successful gaming channel when he does not know how to play the games.
This is what happens when you don’t finish school. 11:59
Or just American education
Anyone else think that Carson is happier than he was years ago when it was simpler times?
Two and a half minutes in now. Its a miracle you havent destroyed your posessions by failing their "puzzle"s
The first time watching this time dilated so fucking much I was stuck in purgatory istg
Heres my opinion, Catnaps a smash.
AND CARSON I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE STRUGGLE THIS MUCH ON THE GAME 😭💀
him accidentally doing a speedrun strat at the end by edging the vent catnap was funny
I was there. I watched the whole thing live. I saw him drag those cables. For two hours. What is wrong with you, bro