MOMMY PLAYTIME.
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- Опубліковано 3 бер 2024
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Outro Music: Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix by HephestosMusic
• Super Mario World Game...
MOMMY PLAYTIME. - Poppy Playtime Chapters 2 & 3 - Ігри
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I’ve never seen someone be so CONSTANTLY lost playing a childrens horror game
@@aidenwilde9285wrong guy dude
@@aidenwilde9285 yeah, you're talking about ME. And I WON'T stop!
@@aidenwilde9285you’re thinking of Mini Ladd big man
@@aidenwilde9285 bro did not do his research 😭😭
@aidenwilde9285 bro got so embarrassed he deleted his comments💀💀💀💀
The sexual tension between my mouth and the shotgun was insane while watching this stream.
Ha what a goobster
Do it
So this is what the kids call gooning?
Gooney wooney
were you edging the trigger
*meows loudly and vomits on carpet*
yeah they do that
I hadn’t got to that part of the video and I thought it was just something a Carson community member would say not knowing it actually had meaning in the video
In retrospect, it’s a bit disappointing to see how the talking cutouts fell off in the smiling creatures episode. They all devolved into the same bit of eating their mic where the cutouts in the second episode made a few more different attempts at being unsettling.
wait what@@JentaCookieCat
Save that juicy sauce for me
whats going on
idk conner
mommy playtime
Nthn much
whats going on is, carson is being carson for 56 minutes
Mommy playtime
Out of all the communities i choose this one. Every single atom in my body regrets it every single second and it hurts incredibly
Could be worse, you could be in the Hazbin Hotel community. Or God forbid the Overwatch community.
I csn't believe I used to psly Overwatch every fucking day in Secondary school. Still was a mental Reinhardt but still.. @@theonlyMoancore
@@theonlyMoancore i also hate being a part of both once...
@@theonlyMoancoreas someone in the hazbin community, this is like heaven compared to that
@@theonlyMoancoreas someone part of the hazbin hotel community, I love the show but the community is questionable
I’m genuinely surprised you were allowed to upload this. No words spoken during that stream are in any holy texts anywhere
But I thought being stepped on and used by Mommy Longlegs was one of the holy sacraments
"i", "the", "and", "we", "it", "is", "up", "on", and "he" are definitely in some
You’re telling me a guy who plays games like he is learning how to speak makes a living doing so
Carson’s inability to beat children’s puzzles never ceases to amaze me.
*amuse
@@legalza0843no, no it amazes
@@legalza0843 amaze also works
watching this vid with post nut clarity hits completely different man
the regret is immeasurable
?????????
i'm studying the vod for my graduate medical thesis on streamer brain rot, this might be the big breakthrough i needed
It is simply incredible how watching 2 different types of people play a horror game makes you see it as either "wow this lore is deep and the story is creepy" or "lmao cord"
EAT MEN
The Yellow paint industry is thriving because of Carsock
It takes years to forgive.
and years to finish a playthrough
but only seconds to regret
Artificer:
I forgive you simianjimmy
Barely three and half minutes in and Carson is playing like how Loki played Undertale.
loki played undertale FINE, everyone has just played it a dozen times and so didn't expect him to get caught up on the twists and playing with expectations
@@ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvyI think he’s talking about the actual bullet dodging gameplay he looked like he was having an aneurysm the entire game
The two sides of chat
"omg you're so stupid"
"MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY!"
ive watched the entire vod and havent skipped a second, my favorite part was when they were doing fucking "FOR THE VIEW" bit, and seeing Twitch chat go "FOR THE VIEW YES!" and youtube chat going "NOOOO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS"
the fucking hillarious contrast i fucking love this community
this live was just pure pain
I remember that...
There have been worse streams, garten of banban for example, but there have been streams that are enjoyable to watch. This was not one of them.
The cord incident....
possibly the worst two streams of all time
FOR THE VIEW!
It was so fucking funny though
40:23 the mere action of forming a thought caused psychic damage.
It's crazy how everyone touts the game as really high quality and well made and then Carson undoes that entire image by looking at the cockroaches and dying on the simplest of puzzles.
its carson everything he touches decays
Carson is so wheatley coded
33:45 Carson this is a report of a child murder.
11:54 Kissy Missy looking at chat like "you fucking serious?"
20:28 The chances of him doing this was 1 in 24, around a 4% chance
Carson, why are you like this?
I was there for the chapter 2 stream, and no amount of edited video can convey the sheer amount of dull mindedness displayed by Carson during both the puzzle and the escape segment.
I watched the complete vods for these, truly a horrific experience
I still have nightmares about cords and plugs
@@thebigsamFOR THE VIEW
@@darklight5815 AND TWICE...
FOR THE VIEW
29:35 the fact that the original half life which was a game that came out in 1998 has better cockroach ai than that is hilarious to me
The "nice to see you back dude" guy was definitely just glad to see you playing this game again lmao
"Harm this man"
It doesn't surprise me that Carson's chat is down bad for Mommy Long Legs, but the fact he has to pause the game to come to the realization that his chat can not be saved from their sins truly is a cinematic experience
My favorite part of the stream was when Carson ran around with the cables for the view and I wondered what it would taste like to eat a buckshot round.
More games should have features like the cable
Watching Carson play any game that places more expectations on you than Minecraft has convinced me that he's actually a dumb house cat wearing a human skin suit.
Carson is a prime specimen in a case study of human averages.
32:41 i thought he was just gonna say dumbass with a lisp
2:51 still feels like im watching my grandpa play
2:26 still crying
Legends
54:12 I cannot BELIEVE that Carson ACCIDENTALLY used a speedrun strat on the final boss
chat thinks their so cool but then lose it when seeing mommy
Mommy... mmmmmfgh 😩
I genuinely dont know how me playing the game was scary but when car plays it, its so unscary its just funny
Because he's on a call with friends, streaming and talking to people in the chat, and isn't immersed at all.
@@JT_vids yea makes sense, hard to find something scary when you were just laughing at a glitch
I'm surprised I didn't see chat screaming "Gyatnap"
35:27 New “Carson” noise unlocked for the UA-cam compilations
oh sorry just wiping my windows
29:35 Minecraft compasses when you leave the overworld
Dude the sequence at 27:19 where you throwing ass on the elephant and asking if it remembers to then it screaming bloody murder is absolutely golden
the consequences of "I Ruined My Friend's First Time Playing Undertale..."
38:24 this whole bit had me in fucking tears
I’m a vod viewer who has watched the entire cord incident. My life is considerably worse now.
15:20 Ain't no way he just did that!!!
20:36 AIN'T NO WAY HE JUST DID THAT!!!
20:58 *AIN'T NO WAY HE JUST DID THAT!!!*
painful watch as always! thanks you cargon
The PRIMAL desire for Mommy Leng Logs
How’s mommy gonna get a job now?
Carson’s UA-cam videos are great because they’re just an edited down version him torturing his twitch viewers for hours on end. It’s all the fun of watching someone silently suffer for hours, without the inconvenience of actually having to sit next to someone who is suffering for an extended period of time.
This reminds me of mommy times.
I drooled involuntarily mutiple times
Brain hemorrhage gaming 🧠 🤯
This video is like when carson poured molten aluminum down my pants on December 13th at 2:46pm.
im convinced that carson has static constantly playing in his brain
it's like watching the cuphead journalist try to play
0:51 i hear it everywhere i go
“fire in the hole”
1:18 again
nooo dude
@@dezcubing5844
It isn't too late to retire after that tough playthrough
cant believe he did the speedrun strat of edging the cat
The amen break sample playing whenever the plug moved fast was a stroke of comedic genius.
I’m glad Carson finally came back after 3 years
What i love is compared to this, your OMORI streams were squeaky clean, you took everything seriously and you were super invested.
I can't believe I just watched this guy get past mommy long legs incorrectly TWICE
M-m-m-mommy?
11:53 She fucking knows, she looked at the chat for one second.
big momma playtime 😍😍
Oh mommy 🤤
He needed another year under his belt before his mind could sufficiently develop enough to beat this game
Chat has two sides:
"Harm this man"
"MOMMY"
Harm me mommy
38:38 Hey it's DONKS by Felix Colgrave!
I watched this live... Pure hell
It feels wrong to find you funny
It feels wrong to find Carson funny.
It find Carson to feels funny you
Your videos are awesome Carson. Kept me smiling and giggling through the entire hour. Please never stop making this kind of content, because you're 1 of a kind.
29:34 Half life had better cockroaches...
In 1998.
The way everyone in chat reacted to mommy long legs is something I can only compare to when my schools art classes went to the museum of modern art in New York and we passed by a strip club all the boys went crazy and even I for a split second.
You've made the 3 streams scarcely bareable. Congratulations. Carson.
my favorite character in this episode is Carson's blank face when he has to do a puzzle. also barry the platycart and buggy wuggy
6:30 bruh
all i could think, through all of that cord montage was "this is it, this is what happens when you give a toddler a crayon."
Poppy playtime but the DARK hurts you, how genius!
This is what playing banban does to a man’s mental being
Carson thought we’d forget he tried to rizz up a literal integer during this stream (28:12)
This guy made a 4 hour gameplay three days, that’s something only Carson can do
Welcome back man we missed you hope you stay
ill watch this tomorrow carson haha love you
The mommy chase was already full of Carson being dumb with cuts so I feel so sorry for the people who watched the stream
BTW if you grab a barrel (from the last room you are in before you get on the elevator and the game ends) you can use it to jump up over the gate that fences you in. If you can make it up the stairs before the lid to the elevator well closes, the end of the game will play out as it always does while you are no longer in the elevator.
Poppy playtime, MOMMY MLAYTIME.
Honestly he’s very funny to watch, but thank god Carson wasnt the first one I watched play this game.
I think it was Loki always interjecting obnoxious comments trying to be funny or complain at every opportunity on the chap 3 stream? But I think I like watching someone else play a game to fully experience it and only then watch Carson fuck up comically. I cannot imagine the chapter 3 stream being my first experience, what a horrible first impression that would’ve been
Anyway another funny video of Carleton proving why he should be the #1 video game playtester
I am in your walls.
Watching the VOD was both sad and hilarious
The edit of the cable flying around with breakcore was hilarious
So glad to see you're doin better after the big drama you posted about, stay strong king
the next hour of my night has been consumed
Great video, CallMeCarsonLIVE!
him accidentally doing a speedrun strat at the end by edging the vent catnap was funny
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. Thank you, sir carson king.
So glad to see you back cargskin!
I was so excited to see this into a video LMAO the stream was so chaotic.
I love that as soon as we move out of BanBan territory, games become impossible for Carson.
Carson went full little brother mode here
HE BROKE THE CHASE SCENE AGAIN
It is a miracle that Carson has a successful gaming channel when he does not know how to play the games.