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Bro. not being rude, but why does your voice sound like "every ones voice"? like, all news casters sound like all news casters, all sports commentators sound like sports commentators and you.. you sound like the stereotypical youtuber.. Its not a good voice.. its kind of like the advertisement voice.. its trash af. You sound like you arent the creator but you hired a narrator and you told him its for a youtube video so he did the dumb voice.. Yea ok, now im being rude. im sorry, but it sounds bad af..
The Timmy's are so precious Timmy 1: Bro! Did you know you can move bodies around?!?! Timmy 2: What? That's cool! Proceeds to understand his villain arc is coming 😂
Funny story, that's how I came up with this strat while I was waiting with a replaced flare lmao. Someone else told me the flare idea and I loved it. Might try with a fresh wipe for more activity on the extract.
22:04 this was so funny dude! I bet that guy was like "yo I cant loot this body but I can move it!" and then his buddy turns arround to look at you like "uh yeah I cant loot that body either probably a bug or something!"
Just imagine those guys on 23:22 seeing the name "GroundZeroBody" They saying "Wow now this make sense" lmao or they didnt even understood what happened lol
6:30 this guy definitely knew, crouch walks up the stairs, walks behind you to the loot spot and proceeds to open nothing, ADS'ed at you the whole time. He was just waiting for you to make the move.
WAIT. What if you dropped a backpack ontop of yourself? Like a t-bag or something that's somewhat similar to that of a fake body inventory size? That way if they press F on you they actually go into a loot screen?!
14:10 "Hmm, maybe the game spawns them as NPCs, manipulates their inventory, places them, and kills them. Maybe something went wrong with the sequence. I'll just- BLEGH"
Summary of the video: This might work I AM DEAD I AM DEFINITELY DEAD AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I cant believe it worked
i did this strat when they first added the high level version of this map and it worked surprisingly well on experienced players the main issue is scavs wandering over and either killing me or giving my position away
You should play the predators clicking sound in voicechat just to mess with people before attacking. Maybe if you have some strategy that involves hiding in trees lmao
That fucking knock got me...I jumped up and ran upstairs immediately to go see what the fuck it was. I wasn't looking at the screen at the time hahaha.
Good strats. Could make Streets and Ground Zero map feels like a true urban warfare where every single mistake could cost your life (and your juicy loots). Now we just need some "fake corpse" emote/gesture to make it slightly more realistic. That could fooled some poor timmy who thinks that EFT is just another copycat of CoD Warzone DMZ
the guy playing with his body for 5 minutes... timmies are the best.. and the other guy spinning around and not giving a single shit about the toy his buddy has. legendary.
what if you put your rig down the floor so they just think youre a dead Pmc that has been looted ? they would be able to loot your rig, but not your body so they may just think its bugged. Maybe you could put a little funny item inside your rig so that when they loot it they start realizing the troll and you shoot them XD
Timmy 1 : Bro Tarkov is so full of bugs man . Just look at this floating body . Timmy2 : That's probably on the otherside somewhere but glitched to this side and we can't loot that .
OMG tysm dude,u saved me so much time,i usually dont have time in the evening's to make dinner for me and my gf but you saved us by telling us about factor meals,tysm
Dude i dont even play tarkov anymore (thank you hunt showdown for consuming 1+ yrs of my life) but i fuckin LOVE your whacky ass tarkey vids man. Keep up the great work and much love.
bout a thousand and a half more hours into tarkov. quit about 4 months ago. not going back. wasn't fun. was abandoned by multi year tarkov buds for other few week tarkov buds. never again.
@@grand_nic7686 1500 (thousand and a half) 1< year (multi year) >4 weaks ( few week). not sure how much more you want me to explain. anyways, it was weird how I typed it, but the point still comes across.
@@closedpool Where did you even land enough evidence to end up on such an ill conclusion? Anyways, I'm done with Tarkov, have been for a while now. I complained about my experience here because it sucked. Royally. A little venting hurt no body, unless their jerks with nothing better to do than try to pick at a concrete wall in terms of internet experience.
you come onto a youtube video about something you claim to not like, just to 'vent' about your friends choosing to play with someone besides you. Prolly has to do with a negative attitude if I had to guess. you're complaining into the void on a random small youtube channel. weird lol
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It finally happened
Factor is actually so nice, gonna hook my brother up with that discount.
You wrote the title of the video as if people actually still wanna buy the game...
Bro needs to start making tarkov skits for his sponsors, I’d love to see a Timmy holding a factor meal box😂
Bro. not being rude, but why does your voice sound like "every ones voice"? like, all news casters sound like all news casters, all sports commentators sound like sports commentators and you.. you sound like the stereotypical youtuber..
Its not a good voice.. its kind of like the advertisement voice.. its trash af.
You sound like you arent the creator but you hired a narrator and you told him its for a youtube video so he did the dumb voice..
Yea ok, now im being rude. im sorry, but it sounds bad af..
You just costed those last 2 dudes millions of rubles in the ammo they will now spend on EVERY dead body they see lmao
Fwahahaha!
Quality Control right there
"costed"
Ugh
Cost is the past tense of cost ☝🏻
@@KirkHermary Ah so like, "Your mom letting me bust cost me a McDonald's McChicken." Is that the correct usage?
The Timmy's are so precious
Timmy 1: Bro! Did you know you can move bodies around?!?!
Timmy 2: What? That's cool!
Proceeds to understand his villain arc is coming 😂
The dudes who pushed you around then died to "GroundZeroBody." 😂
Got another idea. replace the green flare on that body to a yellow one and watch them get blasted by the sniper as they run to extract 😂
Funny story, that's how I came up with this strat while I was waiting with a replaced flare lmao. Someone else told me the flare idea and I loved it. Might try with a fresh wipe for more activity on the extract.
@@AbneyDude holy shit please for the love of god do that strat
22:04 this was so funny dude! I bet that guy was like "yo I cant loot this body but I can move it!" and then his buddy turns arround to look at you like "uh yeah I cant loot that body either probably a bug or something!"
"Damn devs never fix their game"
i would just uninstall tarkov and be like yep wasted money
Just imagine those guys on 23:22 seeing the name "GroundZeroBody"
They saying "Wow now this make sense" lmao or they didnt even understood what happened lol
Tbh once I saw that name I wouldn't even be mad, id prob stand up from my desk and give round of applause
@@badbuddha2359 lol you’re a clown
or imagine this dogshit game just had a killcam
9:48 I like to imagine your doordasher could hear you:
"Why is doordash knocking"
"Oh my god he's gonna die"
"OOOOHHHHHH"
LMAO
I legit can't believe those guys in the elbow didn't kill you. The more they kept pushing you around the more I starting laughing.
>Cat meows
>Abney: I'm dead
Bird chirps, I'm dead
6:30 this guy definitely knew, crouch walks up the stairs, walks behind you to the loot spot and proceeds to open nothing, ADS'ed at you the whole time. He was just waiting for you to make the move.
WAIT. What if you dropped a backpack ontop of yourself? Like a t-bag or something that's somewhat similar to that of a fake body inventory size? That way if they press F on you they actually go into a loot screen?!
Big brain as hell, anything to sell the deal.
Dont come to ground zero tomorrow
@@MrPeter0028 💥
14:10 "Hmm, maybe the game spawns them as NPCs, manipulates their inventory, places them, and kills them. Maybe something went wrong with the sequence. I'll just- BLEGH"
The guys at 16:55 have to be paid actors 😂
Dude half of these moments felt like that, such amazing encounters
Bro that loud ass knocking scared the fuck out of me, thought my workplace just got shot up.
That was the most realistic knock, I had to play it again with the headphones off to make sure
@@brandond111 lmao I did the same hahaha
been waiting for this video for awhile, was watching the streams where you were first experimenting with this idea
Bro that knock at 9:53 scared my ass to DEATH.
I felt so sorry for them, they were all so innocent! The name was hilarious but I imagine it'll confuse the new players even further, lol
Some of the most entertaining Tarkov content there is out there. Keep up the good fight, brutherrr!
Realistic tactic will say " Shoot the corpse body before analyze the valuable samples. "
Summary of the video:
This might work
I AM DEAD
I AM DEFINITELY DEAD
AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I cant believe it worked
@jonathanreews7923 your comment has translate to English lol.
Exactly the kind of genius Tarkov troll content I love to see. 😂
This feels like the Cod 4 mission all ghillied up 😭😭😭
That last clip was amazing.. pushing you around "wtf is this, ah its glitched i cant loot it" .... . ooommmmmgggggggg
The evolution of the Interchange mannequin, Tarkov now brings you, the Ground Zero Bodies.
22:42 this one got me laughing my ass off😂😂😂. You know how that discord call went😂😂😂😂
Bro, you had me losing it when you killed the last two man that was pushing you around!!!! Good video bro funniest shit i've seen in a minute!
that was the funniest tarkov video in a while. and i saw alot! i wouldve fd up bad due to impatience. gj bro
That is by far the most hilarious thing I’ve seen in tarkov ever. Those 2 have got to be absolutely pissed
Man, how did I not find your channel until just today? EFT trolling is the best content ever and I'm here for it. Enjoy the sub!
How were you able to keep your calm and composure as the last duo was pushing your body around? They definitely would have seen me sweating!
i did this strat when they first added the high level version of this map and it worked surprisingly well on experienced players the main issue is scavs wandering over and either killing me or giving my position away
Take a shot everytime he says 'I'm dead' in his videos. Fun drinking game.
Or any time I fucking squeal of fear, non-stop drinking lmao
How to get wasted 101
@@AbneyDude Hahaha, oh man I can't drink that much but I am willing to try.
“The best Tarkov tutorial hasn’t been made y-“
Nikita: Hold my Vodka.
Used this tac like 3 years ago , glad to see it trending again. Everyone loves SP7 in legs :D
This idea was devious, you get away with this sort of thing more than you should. your days are numbered. GREAT VIDEO KING
You oughta try combining the knife recoil sound with the dead bodies trick and see what happens.
You should play the predators clicking sound in voicechat just to mess with people before attacking. Maybe if you have some strategy that involves hiding in trees lmao
That fucking knock got me...I jumped up and ran upstairs immediately to go see what the fuck it was. I wasn't looking at the screen at the time hahaha.
Oh man these shenanigans had crying from how insanely hilarious this was. XD
16:33 All Ghillied Up moment
I have legit shed tears, that never happened in a Tarkov video before, what the fuck did I just watch💀😭
Oommgg the 2 guys that moved you around and didn't shoot you I almost lost it.
we should make out in groundzero
HUH
@@AbneyDude you know just a little smoochie smooch next to some pmc dead body’s as we watch the sun set very romantic if you ask me
This is content gold. Thank you so much, Abney for doing hilarious stuff like this. 🤣
There is a dead PMC body in one of the new dorms rooms added with the ref trader keys.
@15:31 if it wasn't for that pesky gang and their jank movement, the pphelmetGang would've been apprehended!
My guy, your videos and hiding spots never disappoint. Keep up the awesome work. My abs can use the work out :)
The music at 13:40 was perfect
0:47 How did you get that Drone shot. I'm going to make reserve dome in minecraft.
So people will start double tapping any "Body" lying on the ground soon.
I can imagine hackers are just sitting there wondering why he’s laying down like that
Juat found my go to tarkov channel
Had a very good laughter in the last clip, bros thought the loot was glitched😂
me and my mate played like nearly GZ only until one of us hit Lvl 21.
cant WAIT for wipe to have that kinda fun again.
Good strats. Could make Streets and Ground Zero map feels like a true urban warfare where every single mistake could cost your life (and your juicy loots).
Now we just need some "fake corpse" emote/gesture to make it slightly more realistic. That could fooled some poor timmy who thinks that EFT is just another copycat of CoD Warzone DMZ
that level 7 at 14.35 didn't play anymore that day.
the guy playing with his body for 5 minutes... timmies are the best.. and the other guy spinning around and not giving a single shit about the toy his buddy has. legendary.
"and then he turned himself into a dead pmc! funniest shit I've ever seen!"
You are, without a doubt in my mind, the greatest and most creative content creator for Tarkov. Hilarious content
The best part is the fact that if you didn’t quest you could get almost 200 maybe even 300 pmc kills before you hit the next level cap 😂
I quit playing Tarkov the day they wanted to charge me $400 CAD to play offline.
Cool story bro everyone asked
Sunbathing in Tarkov can be considered a possible work hazard confirmed.
what if you put your rig down the floor so they just think youre a dead Pmc that has been looted ? they would be able to loot your rig, but not your body so they may just think its bugged. Maybe you could put a little funny item inside your rig so that when they loot it they start realizing the troll and you shoot them XD
Honestly your content alone keeps this game alive for me. Keep it up!
So quality!!!!!!! I love this channel for this exact reason.
Timmy 1 : Bro Tarkov is so full of bugs man .
Just look at this floating body .
Timmy2 : That's probably on the otherside somewhere but glitched to this side and we can't loot that .
That's so evil! Do it again.
A better way to do this would be to have a different outfit other than the initial digicam cause most static bodies have something else
this guy never fails to bring the best quality content !!!!!!!
i mean promoting ways to make new players quite is te reason why we got a dead game on or hands great work :)
never bring a wiffle bat to a rat session
Level cap doesn't work for me. While I'm lvl 13, I always get some level 30+ PMCs
OMG tysm dude,u saved me so much time,i usually dont have time in the evening's to make dinner for me and my gf but you saved us by telling us about factor meals,tysm
Your videos never fail to make me laugh my ass off. Appreciate the content brother. Keep'm coming
Insane.... totally insane... I'm crying here !!!!! so good !!!!!
You laughing was making me laugh even more, love it....
Gotta teach em early
I wish I could hear the reaction of the two man that was moving you down the hall after they died
Great stuff :D I have played Tarkov since it came out and I have never witnessed people playing corpses. It works though, it really works :D
14:25 goddamn! These British plyers have no chill man!😂😂
I could watch an entire series of this, it's like timmy natgeo.
That last duo was worthy of a Sub, see you in the next one!
Dude i dont even play tarkov anymore (thank you hunt showdown for consuming 1+ yrs of my life) but i fuckin LOVE your whacky ass tarkey vids man. Keep up the great work and much love.
Every time I hear this dude go "OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!" all I can think is "Shut up Morty".
Evil genius, love it 🥰 I am impress that you continue surprising me
This is one of the most entertaining Tarkov videos' I've watched in MANY YEARS
The butt clinching every time the suppressors were in your mouth at the end LUL
XD This is hilarious! When they close like that you should start making noises and freak them out XD Probably think its a ghost XD
Oh man, I wish we could hear the reaction of the guys you fooled 🤣 90% of it would probably just have to be bleeped out 🤣
Maaan, I just foun your channel and I'm watching whole day. Insane content :)
You should have hid amongst another 2 bodies and as someone got close, random blurted out something - but stayed still. Just to mess with people.
Man, I feel SO BAD for the last two dudes
bout a thousand and a half more hours into tarkov. quit about 4 months ago. not going back. wasn't fun. was abandoned by multi year tarkov buds for other few week tarkov buds. never again.
English?
@@grand_nic7686 1500 (thousand and a half) 1< year (multi year) >4 weaks ( few week). not sure how much more you want me to explain. anyways, it was weird how I typed it, but the point still comes across.
sounds like a whiny crybaby who probably can't follow directions and/or griefs too much
@@closedpool Where did you even land enough evidence to end up on such an ill conclusion? Anyways, I'm done with Tarkov, have been for a while now. I complained about my experience here because it sucked. Royally. A little venting hurt no body, unless their jerks with nothing better to do than try to pick at a concrete wall in terms of internet experience.
you come onto a youtube video about something you claim to not like, just to 'vent' about your friends choosing to play with someone besides you. Prolly has to do with a negative attitude if I had to guess. you're complaining into the void on a random small youtube channel. weird lol
We missed ya Abney!
This map might get me back into tarkov, now that theres a map with low level player lobbies
FUNNY AF. you have to make vedeos more often man, im sick of waiting for them :D. good stuff.
Finding your channel makes me want to transition into Tarkov
7:23 Wait if you're under level 21 how the hell is this guy so kitted? Dude's got a boba fett helmet on and that Ragman drip
This is truely the peak of gaming