Can This 14 Million Rouble Key Make Me Rich in Tarkov...

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  • Опубліковано 17 чер 2024
  • I Hit the Abandoned Factory Marked Key 10 Times. A 14 Million Rouble Key that apparently has a high chance to spawn Colored Labs Keycards worth upwards of 15 million roubles each. The only question is will we be able to find one or will we lose out on millions of roubles for nothing?
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    Escape from Tarkov is a realistic shooter game where you go in with loot from your storage (also known as your stash) into a variety of maps such as Interchange, Customs, Reserve, Shoreline, Streets of Tarkov, Labs, Lighthouse, and Woods to loot items, fight other players and Fight Scavs. If you die, you lose all of the loot you had on you but if you manage to extract, you keep everything you got from that raid.
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  • @fatsausage-animaatioita4717
    @fatsausage-animaatioita4717 13 днів тому +227

    you missed a green keycard it was taped to the ceiling

  • @jman_soup
    @jman_soup 13 днів тому +116

    oh you missed uh, a green keycard in the corner, that little dark corner between the bookshelf and the wall

  • @madgamer840
    @madgamer840 13 днів тому +49

    and here I am paying 30m per key in PvE and always getting my money back, really don't miss having loot esp'ers in my games

    • @dakotad3970
      @dakotad3970 13 днів тому +19

      Pve is boring if you play spt or pve you’re wasting time, only fighting bots because you’re bad at the actual game

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +16

      30M per key is wild

    • @madgamer840
      @madgamer840 13 днів тому

      @@dakotad3970 had kappa and LK with cqcm unlocked in PvP before I swapped over. I just don’t wanna deal with the amount of closet cheaters at all.

    • @madgamer840
      @madgamer840 13 днів тому +3

      @@CoolestJonas sold one from I got from rusted bloody for 25m the other day to help recoup costs, it’s almost too easy to farm money in PvE I wouldn’t mind a loot nerf

    • @talesghiu2753
      @talesghiu2753 13 днів тому +24

      @@dakotad3970 There is no need to be this abject. There is also nothing your comment will do about it. Grow up.

  • @hkg207
    @hkg207 10 днів тому +12

    You never searched the jacket in the cabinet... could've been a couple cards in there.

  • @jdweiser
    @jdweiser 13 днів тому +20

    I got two colored keycards in one raid! It’s the most recent short on my channel. I have barely made a profit with the key room itself BUT I have managed to make MASSIVE profit by buying a key and using it all the way until it’s 4/10 key turns left then selling it for 10 - 20 million

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +2

      thats wild

    • @abstract7657
      @abstract7657 13 днів тому

      how would you sell a non found in raid key card? especially for more than a full one

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +4

      found in raid is removed

    • @rolo__
      @rolo__ 12 днів тому

      ​@@CoolestJonasmy friend got 3 yellows in dorms marked in one hit 😭

  • @yuriaddicted4501
    @yuriaddicted4501 8 днів тому +2

    What i learned is, if no one is at a hot spot for loot of a map then its not worth going

  • @horizon-achilles5819
    @horizon-achilles5819 13 днів тому +2

    Keep on the grind, your content is amazing
    Really love the editing. You are the only one I watch since landmark stopped playing tarkov

  • @Sethster2
    @Sethster2 13 днів тому +1

    I commend your consistency and ability to story tell. Such a refreshing way to watch a game like Tarkov and also stands out. as a creator, I really enjoy your content and can see your development. Keep it up and keep being you :) P.S. don't burn out, lean into what makes this fun for you and lean on your community when you need to, you have supporters!

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +1

      thank you haha its been hard recently as tarkov loses its player base as it pushes towards end wipe, cant wait for wipe when playbase shoots up = views too hahaha

  • @XxboxodxX-nk4mz
    @XxboxodxX-nk4mz 13 днів тому +4

    Perfect! Right after my math final I get to enjoy a nice little CoolestJonas video, I love it

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому

      damn how'd you find it, i almost failed my last math test years ago

    • @XxboxodxX-nk4mz
      @XxboxodxX-nk4mz 13 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas if your talking about the video, i loved it, if you are talking about the math exam, it went pretty well

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому

      i was talking about the math exam hahah, glad it went well and you enjoyed the video!

  • @oscarkeegan3176
    @oscarkeegan3176 12 днів тому

    You fr need more subs, like bro this content is so good you deserve it

  • @ZagarelisOxf
    @ZagarelisOxf 13 днів тому +1

    Ran into you in arena the other day, opening gladiator rooms anytime soon? Loot is wild and a labs card gamble is a welcome bonus, hope you hit big next video ✌🏻

  • @lassisanton
    @lassisanton 8 днів тому +1

    your production quality is way too good man, just found your channel a couple days ago, u should have more subs ngl. keep up the great work!!

  • @nf_ghost2185
    @nf_ghost2185 10 днів тому +4

    i didnt know willjum played tarkov lmao. feels like im watching a willjum video but its tarkov

  • @kerimtatarin1633
    @kerimtatarin1633 11 днів тому +1

    it must be connected with one of these patches considering before it me and my friend managed to pull 2 greens 1 red 1 black and 1 yellow off one whole key now i cant even get the wanna be keycard

  • @JGoundry
    @JGoundry 12 днів тому

    Great vid, music is top tier as always, do you ever got copyright striked for your vids?

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  12 днів тому

      No i use licensed music that i pay for

  • @monkeyg7952
    @monkeyg7952 13 днів тому

    damn actualy a nice tarkov video for once :) love it

  • @unknownguyytw
    @unknownguyytw 12 днів тому +3

    you missed a green keycard it was just bugged beetween the walls so all you had to do is just glitch beetween them and get it

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  12 днів тому +2

      ah shit man my bad yeah forgot to check the walls

  • @gavindunn69
    @gavindunn69 11 днів тому

    me and my friends were getting a keycard every 2 raids if not every raid for about 4 days we went through about 15 keys all together then wasted 5 keys after that first 4 days and we would gonly get an 11sr per key i dont know if its vacuum or if they just turned it down without saying anything

  • @TimmyTarkov_001
    @TimmyTarkov_001 13 днів тому +1

    Bro the sad music was on point!

  • @spdr3470
    @spdr3470 11 днів тому

    It was kinda sad to hear how disappointed you were about the outcomes. I'm currently running Dorms 314 rn and I am kinda feeling the same way tbh.

  • @lostboi3034
    @lostboi3034 11 днів тому +1

    damn man really rough luck...

  • @batosi3112
    @batosi3112 10 днів тому

    Ultra med is the key this week. 12 led and 5 defibs in 10 raids

  • @Bastian_2903
    @Bastian_2903 11 днів тому

    bro fr you need more attention, you can clearly see the efford that went into this and all the other videos, i love your cutting style an humor. i enjoy watching your videos so mutch, they entertain me every time. im from germany so my english isnt that good im sorry. keep on going bro, your really awsome. much love.

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  11 днів тому +1

      thank you so much i appreciate it

  • @malteser9675
    @malteser9675 8 днів тому

    Just to further add to your frustration, I found i violet in an already used factory marked room while in a scav run lol..

  • @austingrimes5623
    @austingrimes5623 13 днів тому

    bro i feel that video so bad my luck with opening with mark rooms are terrible but good content though jonas keep ya head up.

  • @HungerBazsi
    @HungerBazsi 13 днів тому

    2 hours ago? makes my night wonderful!
    thanks jonas

  • @oli9743
    @oli9743 10 днів тому

    i got two reds and a doc case in a single dorm marked

  • @atlas-jri5026
    @atlas-jri5026 8 днів тому

    i remember when the key was 500k when the glitch was there. so i bought like 6 so i could run it when it was patched

  • @riskingmybiscuit4209
    @riskingmybiscuit4209 8 днів тому

    Always risk it for the biscuit. One hit or ten hits it’s always a gamble

  • @bullitkinginc.6622
    @bullitkinginc.6622 13 днів тому

    @CoolestJonas I’m gonna let you in on a hidden money maker (It may not be hidden but it’s definitely not talked about either) Rusted Bloody Key. It can spawn any mechanical key. I got 3 marked keys in 1 pull.

  • @JayZero
    @JayZero 10 днів тому

    love it but the green D: xD

  • @metallicafan6570
    @metallicafan6570 13 днів тому

    watching your new vid, thanks for that tarkov adventure

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +1

      no worries hope you enjoy!

    • @metallicafan6570
      @metallicafan6570 13 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas watched it, sad story bro, hope you ll recover ur finances

  • @GsLiimBTM
    @GsLiimBTM 12 днів тому

    I’d say dorms marked room is the best. Opened it for the first time yesterday, yellow and a bitcoin. Opened it the next raid and got yellow and either green or violet, I forgot, 3rd time wasn’t that good but 3 cards after 2 opens is crazy

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  12 днів тому

      yeah but my dorms survival rate is non existant

    • @GsLiimBTM
      @GsLiimBTM 12 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas should just try it sometime, you never know, try to get a close spawn and then just rush dorms 3rd story and wait for like 5 minutes just incase, that’s what I do. Maybe it’ll work for you. I’m also not the best at pvp so I understand.

  • @Bulldozer_from_payday3890
    @Bulldozer_from_payday3890 11 днів тому

    “Welcome to a solo Tarkov adventure” 🗣️🔥

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  11 днів тому +1

      🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

  • @HayleyWills97
    @HayleyWills97 13 днів тому

    My assumption here would be that it’s getting vacuum hacked because you can get a keycard basically every other raid if not more

  • @jari5169
    @jari5169 11 днів тому

    under rated (sorry for bad english)

  • @duckyyt372
    @duckyyt372 12 днів тому

    i used the key aswell and included it into my streets farm runs, i bought 3 of them already and didnt pay more than 9mil each, also it was almost never contested (i play na servers from germany porbably thats a reason). in my around 20 runs i found 4 keycards (white labs access, purple, black and red) also you can sell a one use key instead of using it for around 2.5mil, maybe give it a try yourself because i think cj was a bit unlucky

  • @epicgaming11195
    @epicgaming11195 3 дні тому

    you missed the keycard inside the sr-1mp pistol

  • @adambanski5451
    @adambanski5451 13 днів тому +1

    highlight of my day! haha thanks Jonas!

  • @wordlessi
    @wordlessi 13 днів тому

    good vid man

  • @SteburgFTW
    @SteburgFTW 12 днів тому

    finally a realistic marked room video

  • @CoconutrunnerTTV
    @CoconutrunnerTTV 10 днів тому

    You should try out the ultra medical storage key, in interchange. Also you missed a red keycard it was taped under your foot.

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  10 днів тому

      ive already done a video on the ultra med key, just after they buffed it

    • @CoconutrunnerTTV
      @CoconutrunnerTTV 10 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas oh shoot, damn ok.

  • @Toldurftw
    @Toldurftw 13 днів тому

    Really feel for you after that one bro ❤

  • @szieee84
    @szieee84 Годину тому

    How u broke so late in to wipe???

  • @counter8595
    @counter8595 11 днів тому

    Keycards? Did they buff loot pools to keep people playing?

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  11 днів тому

      yeah its gonna stay like that forever though along with fir removal

  • @jdweiser
    @jdweiser 13 днів тому +1

    You should see if it’s worth it to hunt cultists at like shoreline or customs for the keys.

    • @dakotad3970
      @dakotad3970 13 днів тому

      It can be I run shoreline a lot and see them every 1 in 15-20 raids some times you see them a bunch other times not at all but they have great loot

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому

      ive tried hunting cultists twice, did over 40 raids and only found them twice, i give up trying to find cultists

    • @Chevalier_knight
      @Chevalier_knight 13 днів тому

      They allmost allway spawn at resort then make their way to road to light house then despawn you have to be fast when hunting them becuase they despawn .

  • @willingmessimaster7592
    @willingmessimaster7592 12 днів тому +1

    welcome to a solo tarkov adventure

  • @deltaplanoo
    @deltaplanoo 13 днів тому +1

    Omg this video Is too good and serious, I was used to the second channel 😂

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  12 днів тому +1

      hahah yeah its very different styles of content

    • @deltaplanoo
      @deltaplanoo 12 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas gotta love both (but my hart belongs to the Extra channel :)
      keep the good content going man

  • @talesghiu2753
    @talesghiu2753 13 днів тому

    Nice video!

  • @purzelbaum8162
    @purzelbaum8162 13 днів тому

    great video!

  • @Pancakeidfk
    @Pancakeidfk 12 днів тому

    got this key 10/10 twelve hours after watching jonas video from a scav, im blessed bro but i hate streets shall i open it or sell it?

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  12 днів тому

      depends on how rich you are already, if you have plenty of money its fun to test your luck with the key, but if you are struggling financially then id sell it

  • @RyKozaFX
    @RyKozaFX 8 днів тому

    if willjum made tarkov videos... He would be this guy, w video!

  • @juiloshanzes
    @juiloshanzes 13 днів тому

    NEW UPLOAD YEAAAA

  • @hmmm1308
    @hmmm1308 13 днів тому

    question, how do u find the med suppiles in ground zero? like i cant find anythiing

    • @HOR111ZON
      @HOR111ZON 13 днів тому +2

      Use mapgenie or other interactive maps
      Emercom station exit, around the ambulance
      Room next to the locked room of the quest has med supplies as soon as you enter it and turn left
      I guess youre doing it for the first in line quest

    • @hmmm1308
      @hmmm1308 13 днів тому +2

      @@HOR111ZON yes well thanks for the help mate!

  • @santa5189
    @santa5189 11 днів тому

    The fog is coming, Happy weekend.

  • @Theplanetearth1746
    @Theplanetearth1746 13 днів тому

    there was a black keycard in the fuel canister

  • @Ashfired
    @Ashfired 13 днів тому

    Mr. Solo Tarkov Adventurer how do you do your thumbnails?

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +1

      ive started to draw them in procreate on ipad with apple pen

  • @SiberianOldPal
    @SiberianOldPal 13 днів тому

    The loot is meh, but it's expensive because of the quest. I believe there is a quest for this room

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому

      ive seen so many people pull multiple keycards out of it

  • @TrickZ666
    @TrickZ666 7 днів тому

    the keys are incredibly overpriced lol I find it easier to just sell most of them.. I just keep 1 dorms marked in my stash for when I need to go there for a task. with the new event the colored cards are inflating a whole lot tho.. so it takes just 1 card to make money. cool video 👍🏻

  • @GodLyRust
    @GodLyRust 7 днів тому

    i cant even play this map. any tips for better fps?
    i7 9700k
    GTX 3070 8gb
    32GB DDR4 2133mhz

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  7 днів тому

      you ram is WAY too slow, minimum 3200mhz. Have you upped the ram speeds in bios? You may have bought faster ram but it doesnt automatically turn itself up yo have to do it manually in bios. Cpu will also be bottlenecking your GPU

  • @davand8610
    @davand8610 13 днів тому +11

    I sold this key, forgot to claim the money tho

  • @dannyskujo
    @dannyskujo 13 днів тому

    If the spawn rates for loot are the same for pvp and pve, then the amount of vacuum cheaters on this game are insane

  • @catherder6552
    @catherder6552 12 днів тому

    Isn't this the room you can glitch into through the floor?

  • @zatla5241
    @zatla5241 13 днів тому

    You got extremly unlucky bro… i used like 20 Marked keys since the buff and found like 6 Keycards every 10 uses…

  • @Heatseeker...
    @Heatseeker... 13 днів тому

    Id say dorms marked is better ive used it 4 time out of 10 and found green, yellow and violet. found violet and yellow in the same raid so for me its was a 50% chance each raid for a keycard

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому

      it probably is better but my survival rate in dorms is like 1 out of 10

    • @rolo__
      @rolo__ 12 днів тому

      Dorms has been worse for me i get more keycards in abandoned factory and chek 13 marked room

  • @p0pc0rn_FN
    @p0pc0rn_FN 12 днів тому

    on the radiator a blue keycard

  • @BaldmanAUS
    @BaldmanAUS 7 днів тому

    Nice Vid though!

  • @timorichter513
    @timorichter513 13 днів тому

    You are very unlucky…
    Got a few Key cards and also Ledx’s…
    One raid I hit both marked rooms on streets and there was in both one Ledx… love the changes with no more fir status so you can and play the raid longer.

  • @malteser9675
    @malteser9675 13 днів тому

    yess, another adventure!

  • @level30k83
    @level30k83 13 днів тому

    17:50 Not even a gun just a pistol - jonas

  • @Giupeppe098
    @Giupeppe098 12 днів тому

    You missed a green keycard,it was inside that skull,you had to crack it open.

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  12 днів тому +1

      yeah i missed one up my ass too

    • @Giupeppe098
      @Giupeppe098 12 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas you missed one that was inside the shit you took yesterday too.
      You should he more careful man

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  12 днів тому

      ah my bad

  • @gpskid5015
    @gpskid5015 13 днів тому +2

    Cultist spawns are up, they're actually impossible on woods, it's well known, the best place to take them is customs, they're always between mechanic and fortress, go into mechanic from fortress, close door, snipe priest who's always held up by the containers, try to close door, if you can't that's fine, just hold and the warriors will push you, you need to close the door behind you to give you some kind of audio cue

  • @carlosestrada5236
    @carlosestrada5236 13 днів тому

    i think you missed 3 green keycards between the bookshelf and the wall

  • @Milk-bh3nu
    @Milk-bh3nu 13 днів тому

    They go for 14mil :o found like 4 in factory office

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому

      4 IN FACTORY OFFICE??? YOUR LUCK IS CRACKED

  • @flowerpoison6953
    @flowerpoison6953 6 днів тому

    Such a tragedic start 🤣🥺

  • @NipsonZ
    @NipsonZ 9 днів тому

    there is two marked rooms on streets, better to buy both keys in case you get a better spawn for the other one. also sometimes you have the opportunity to hit both. ups your chances of finding a keycard imo

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  9 днів тому

      whats the other one?

    • @NipsonZ
      @NipsonZ 9 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas mysterious marked room

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  9 днів тому

      huh, is that literally what its called lmao

    • @NipsonZ
      @NipsonZ 9 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas yes lol im not trolling

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  9 днів тому

      ooooh chek 13, ive only heard it by chek 13 not the mysterious marked room haha thats a funny name

  • @collinfenton
    @collinfenton 6 днів тому

    we need a sigh counter

  • @melker1010
    @melker1010 13 днів тому

    i got the factory market key in my scav and i died to a pmc rat

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +1

      i would have to buy a new monitor after that if that happened to me

  • @elflordyt6830
    @elflordyt6830 8 днів тому

    Bro dorms marked is even more, 21 mil on effin pve even

  • @deadshark-mm7hg
    @deadshark-mm7hg 13 днів тому

    Correct me if im wrong im pretty dumb in eft but couldn’t u just buy the key for 2,9 Million

  • @Noodle_catt
    @Noodle_catt 13 днів тому +2

    You forgot to stream while doing this you would of gained 100+ luck

  • @IveLoggen
    @IveLoggen 13 днів тому

    I Just bought the key and got red on the first opening😅

  • @thorroz4345
    @thorroz4345 13 днів тому

    brotha go hit dorm marked i got like 35+ mil in a one raid

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +1

      ive tried dorms marked my problem is more dying cause dorms chads are too good hahaha

  • @Rod3y
    @Rod3y 13 днів тому

    Don’t gamble kids. The house always wins.

  • @arandomdaze
    @arandomdaze 13 днів тому +1

    good vid

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +1

      you cant have even watched 2 seconds yet

    • @BigL1015
      @BigL1015 13 днів тому +1

      @@CoolestJonas we already know its going to be good

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +1

      facts

    • @arandomdaze
      @arandomdaze 11 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas fr

  • @Boar101
    @Boar101 11 днів тому

    please do a bed time story video your voice is amazing

  • @DeaZyy_
    @DeaZyy_ 8 днів тому

    5:50 how tf did u lose that

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  8 днів тому

      you'll be surprised what i can lose

  • @kenshi9274
    @kenshi9274 7 днів тому

    now do a video that the title is "i camped 1.5 mln door per open for free loot" xD

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  7 днів тому

      wait thats actually a good title imma save that

  • @insanitys2389
    @insanitys2389 13 днів тому

    unlucky u didnt miss nothing.. its just a shit marked key, its everything about lucky but the 314 doorms ( yeah ik u already do it) its the best one u can buy from flea

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому +1

      yeah its crazy after seeing what everyone else got

  • @crackedbonanza5015
    @crackedbonanza5015 13 днів тому

    Keys have to be trash in general. Hit 314 10 times and was nowhere near breaking even

  • @user-ej4eq5im4r
    @user-ej4eq5im4r 8 днів тому

    My god, you missed....A lot of opportunities to spend this much money on something nicer

  • @29mattti
    @29mattti 13 днів тому

    And then you see a random ass 12 viewers streamer get a black and a red one from the second hit

  • @chaosspartan1880
    @chaosspartan1880 13 днів тому

    Am I the only who's mad this dude didn't loot the weapons crates

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  13 днів тому

      Can't get anything significant out of it

    • @chaosspartan1880
      @chaosspartan1880 13 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas bullshit

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  9 днів тому

      I mean the best i can get is like a 200k scope, nothing in comparison to the 14 mill key

  • @jakubzamerski3091
    @jakubzamerski3091 6 днів тому

    try to get some music a little down for me it's too loud

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  6 днів тому

      i tune all my audio to youtubes -14db then -4db under that. It should never peak over that so technically everything is the same volume throughout however it also depends on your headphones and your EQ settings. for example if yours is bass boosted then some things can come out louder than i hear it whilst editing. ill try tone it down here and there though

  • @taiyo-alt1360
    @taiyo-alt1360 12 днів тому

    Didnt check the jacket pockets SMH

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  12 днів тому

      never found anything good out of jacker pockets

    • @taiyo-alt1360
      @taiyo-alt1360 12 днів тому

      0.2 BTC "am I a joke to you?"

  • @waterbottle22
    @waterbottle22 6 днів тому

    Is it just me or every time i use that key on pvp i rarely get ONE FUCKING CARD but on pve tho on the first use RES CARD LIKE WTF

  • @Simple.903
    @Simple.903 13 днів тому

    Another banger reminding me how poor i am :)

  • @jolmanus
    @jolmanus 9 днів тому

    Hard to get rich "as you put it" on in game monopoly money. Turn off the cpu and get some air.

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  9 днів тому

      I have my window open thats enough air for me

  • @Chevalier_knight
    @Chevalier_knight 13 днів тому

    You missed the woman with dark hair in the corner

  • @35SF
    @35SF 9 днів тому

    There is a 100% spawn rate green keycard in the pile, if you just did 5 twirls outside the door, killed exactly 3 scavs and 1 Kollontay, plus 2 PMC's, dropped one RBK Rusted Bloody Key at Klimova 16A and summoned god himself after allat and prayed that he turned trash into a green keycard and pray that you don't get killed, cause if you don't pray to not get killed, Kaban will summon himself and Kollontay will respawn. Feel so sorry for you. 🙏🙏🙏

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  9 днів тому

      what else do i have to do get on my knees too

    • @35SF
      @35SF 9 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas Yes i forgot to mention you'll get an extra KC if you open the door with the in your mouth questionable design choices from Nikita 🤔

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  9 днів тому

      man i read it as an extra KFC i got excited for a moment

    • @35SF
      @35SF 9 днів тому

      @@CoolestJonas KeyCards don't get you excited???

    • @CoolestJonas
      @CoolestJonas  9 днів тому

      they do but kfc more