Well. That first one certainly caused an awkward situation. Sister walked in while I was standing on the kitchen table in my underwear while thrusting a pair of machetes into the air and bashing them together.
My father was a soldier for 36 years. Started as Infantry, transferred to intelligence after his first decade. Fought in the Falklands, served in both Iraq conflicts, as well as a bunch of others. You know what he says? The only people who get excited about war are those who have never seen its face..... Those who have seen the elephant however, they don't get excited about war, because they have SEEN it, smelt it, heard it. They know its true face.
Aliens: *Declares War*
Humanity in the distance: *laughs ominously excited laughter*
Zox, the poor messenger sent to inform them: *blink blink* hwhat
Well. That first one certainly caused an awkward situation.
Sister walked in while I was standing on the kitchen table in my underwear while thrusting a pair of machetes into the air and bashing them together.
that does sound awkward
Dreldian Collective: We have a bad feeling about this.
Human general: let the Canadians know they have till the aliens sign the Geneva Convention to try getting more things added to it
Human: War Boner!
Aliens: Oh no 😰
lol
Oh yes!!!
Still my favorite story, glad you did this one a while ago.
glad you enjoyed
Honestly I truly expect humanity to do something like that if we found a rather peaceful galactic community.... we humans thrive on conflict....
It sounds like something humanity would do in regards to reactions after too much peace. We do thrive on conflict after all.
My father was a soldier for 36 years. Started as Infantry, transferred to intelligence after his first decade. Fought in the Falklands, served in both Iraq conflicts, as well as a bunch of others. You know what he says? The only people who get excited about war are those who have never seen its face.....
Those who have seen the elephant however, they don't get excited about war, because they have SEEN it, smelt it, heard it. They know its true face.
Aliens: **Declares war on Humanity**
Humanity: "So you have chosen... Death."
Great stories, better narrations
thank you
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!
Why does this sound like me in steallrias
I love your voice!!!🥰🥰🥰
thank you
For the algorithm!
For the algorithm!
It's a trap!
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For the algorithm
FOR THE ALGORITHM!
#1,let slip 🎊🎉😈
26th, 13 August 2023