They also seem to favor different weapons. I'm positive one had a weapon on both hips (can't find them right now) but Dave there has a bow on his back. If they all become part of a follower mod, I imagine they all adapt some alternative fighting styles. Count Paznic better use vampire powers.
Ha that’s actually a bit of the premise. I’ve been introducing new guards from various holds. The thief mentioned it in one of the previous videos that each hold has a guard who’s a bit of a black sheep.
This has become my favourite series to watch after discovering it for the first time a few days ago! Absolute peak cinema! The Dragonborn's face cracks me up everytime
Dave doing the double prank was great, I wonder if Keith was around to witness this odd run, and what he might think of it, pretty sure he might be busy eating with Lenny or catching up with his sister lol
when i was a kid watching dragon ball there was a constant shot of little goku flying off on nimbus like :D and my grandpa walked in one day like "how does he not get bugs in his teeth"
Thank you for sharing your story about falling over, Dave. I feel seen because I also fell in the garden as a child, as well as in my home, at school, in front of school, in the middle of the road, on a random meadow, on the radiator, on the door, down the stairs, from my bed, on the bus...
@ become ethereal... "ok arrest me then" *uses shout* "go on... Because if you don't I'm gonna speak very loudly and turn your insides into your outsides"
They go to markarth but all the guards are dead because dragonborn kills them all during forsworn conspiracy mission because thats what every dragonborn player does
Last time I actually killed the forsworn and the guards didn't care about me at all after. I was ready to do it too, but they didn't seem to care. Funny hearing NPCs say they're afraid that Madanach is out there again when his corpse is laying on a bridge
Nobody asked, but it's actually faster because you're falling forwards all the time. And yes, a stumble most likely will happen at some point, and it will be spectacular.
Normal running is also falling forward all the time, but with better posture. Otherwise Usain Bolt would've Naruto ran. But yeah, for everyone else of course, leaning forward will make you need to be faster. Everyone should totally try it. Right now. And record just to see what's faster, y'know?
Unironically used to do and think this as a kid, didn't work for me but who knows 😂 never fell doing it though, but I was already pretty damn fast as a kid. Used to say I was like a cheetah- fast as hell but only had the stamina to run for like 5 minutes, regardless of form. Turns out I have hypothyroidism lol
One thing I have realized while playing Skyrim is that it's like a fantasy rpg interpretation of the Truman Show. As if all of Skyrim is in on this conspiracy except for the dragon born. If I help out three people I can be made thane? Do a few jobs for the Thieves Guild and get nominated its leader? Join the dark brotherhood kill a few people and not only become its successor, but its listener as well. Join the war effort and after a couple missions rise up the ranks to the top. It's all very fishy.
Okay so Jesper is the only guard in whiterun without a nord accent and he's made fun of, but Dave sounds like he's from Minnesota, Kevin has a slightly southern accent, Lenny has the nord accent I think and Jeff...well he's faking his accent but still, how do other guards react to their accents?
@@vittoriolepporio122 the Canadians I've met don't have accents but the Minnesota folks I've met had that accent, so my knowledge of Canadian accents is limited.
What if the runt of the guards in Markarth was a big Dwemer nerd? That'd be funny. (I've found that pressing my tongue to the roof of my mouth while I speak makes that stereotypical nerd voice, so you might try that.)
i think there is some actual science behind running like that and it does make you more aerodynamic...however, you'd have to be running in the triple digits of miles per hour for it to actually do anything beneficial, something the human body is incapable of doing.
Dave going for the double prank. Nice!
Once you introduce all the “runts” of each city, I would love to see mods of all of them.
Dave Is just a sweetheart, who wants to share his stories.
They also seem to favor different weapons. I'm positive one had a weapon on both hips (can't find them right now) but Dave there has a bow on his back.
If they all become part of a follower mod, I imagine they all adapt some alternative fighting styles.
Count Paznic better use vampire powers.
@@shadowhunter1429, he might...he admitted to being a guard "for the last 300 years."
I love the additions to the dragonborn's ridiculousness it's so funny
This series is wonderful
I adore Dave! He's such a chaotic little Canadian
I just had a thought. What would would happen if the dragonborn used unrelenting force while running like that.
Nirn would explode.
@@Skyrim_Tales oh .I was thinking the knock back would send him flying for once. Buts that's scary
Gotta add the Whirlwind Sprint for that extra speeeeeed 🏃♂️
@@Skyrim_Tales Zero sum on a global scale.
He'd have to learn a new fart-shout (fhout?) version of unrelenting force to get forward momentum. Could happen.
I'd like to think that evey major city has a guard that is a bit of and oddball.
Ha that’s actually a bit of the premise. I’ve been introducing new guards from various holds. The thief mentioned it in one of the previous videos that each hold has a guard who’s a bit of a black sheep.
@@Skyrim_Tales I'm gonna be honest, I think it'd be kinda cool to voice one of the oddball guards
Perhaps each city also has a notorious thief who somehow always manages to evade the law
@@Bhargleyargle they do but its the same guy
I now imagine the Dragonborn runing toward you like that, stoping and opening a Elder scrolls toward you then keep going
oh god thats the elder scrolls equivalent to a flashbang
This has become my favourite series to watch after discovering it for the first time a few days ago! Absolute peak cinema! The Dragonborn's face cracks me up everytime
I love how they are all pranking each other and yet, they aren't. Great skit!!
I see why Daves your favorite now 😂
I think he gets even better in future episodes I haven’t posted yet tbh 😂
Dave doing the double prank was great, I wonder if Keith was around to witness this odd run, and what he might think of it, pretty sure he might be busy eating with Lenny or catching up with his sister lol
I love how the Dragonborn is just out there living his best life without a care in the world.
Every fly caught in dragonborns mouth counts as 0.1 HP restored.
i was kind of hoping the end of the video would have been a shot of them all running around out in the field in front of whiterun.
i truly love every video you put out, they're so funny
the running drums are an awesome touch btw 🤣
"Look guys! Im doing it, I'm doing it!"
Where's the flute!?! You can't do the Naruto run without that iconic flute sound.
The flute is needed fr
You deserve a special treat from Bethesda bro :D
The videos are hilarious and I love them!
when i was a kid watching dragon ball there was a constant shot of little goku flying off on nimbus like :D and my grandpa walked in one day like "how does he not get bugs in his teeth"
They need to add the sneak roll going up the stairs next. The Roley Poley. ❤
Gotta love the writing on these
Thank you for sharing your story about falling over, Dave. I feel seen because I also fell in the garden as a child, as well as in my home, at school, in front of school, in the middle of the road, on a random meadow, on the radiator, on the door, down the stairs, from my bed, on the bus...
I feel personally robbed that we didn't get to see them all naruto running together lol
I need 12 hours of the dragonborn running around Skyrim like that
Canadian guard is funny. Like Oetterienny.
Forget Unrelenting Force
I'm just glad The Dragonborn hasn't figured out he can menace people by spamming Clear Skies.
i think he does... i think technically whiterun is in a drought
@@karlsnod2784 true, but I meant as an attack. Just the first word, used outside, is a spammable stagger
Think about it. Good luck arresting the guy.
@ become ethereal... "ok arrest me then" *uses shout* "go on... Because if you don't I'm gonna speak very loudly and turn your insides into your outsides"
Very clever choice of music for the Naruto running 😂
The fastest Dovakiin.
I'm absolutely loving these videos
A two in one, but they may soon fall for their same trap
Nice to see the bit with the Windhelm guards name said, the fact I've the same name is icing on the sweetroll
Next thing we know Dave is gonna start getting cutaway gags.
The bugs in his teeth...nice touch! 😆
They go to markarth but all the guards are dead because dragonborn kills them all during forsworn conspiracy mission because thats what every dragonborn player does
Last time I actually killed the forsworn and the guards didn't care about me at all after.
I was ready to do it too, but they didn't seem to care.
Funny hearing NPCs say they're afraid that Madanach is out there again when his corpse is laying on a bridge
Well since I am the dragon borne I can assure you this is accurate
Nobody asked, but it's actually faster because you're falling forwards all the time. And yes, a stumble most likely will happen at some point, and it will be spectacular.
Normal running is also falling forward all the time, but with better posture.
Otherwise Usain Bolt would've Naruto ran.
But yeah, for everyone else of course, leaning forward will make you need to be faster. Everyone should totally try it. Right now. And record just to see what's faster, y'know?
Unironically used to do and think this as a kid, didn't work for me but who knows 😂 never fell doing it though, but I was already pretty damn fast as a kid. Used to say I was like a cheetah- fast as hell but only had the stamina to run for like 5 minutes, regardless of form. Turns out I have hypothyroidism lol
One thing I have realized while playing Skyrim is that it's like a fantasy rpg interpretation of the Truman Show. As if all of Skyrim is in on this conspiracy except for the dragon born. If I help out three people I can be made thane? Do a few jobs for the Thieves Guild and get nominated its leader? Join the dark brotherhood kill a few people and not only become its successor, but its listener as well. Join the war effort and after a couple missions rise up the ranks to the top. It's all very fishy.
Okay so Jesper is the only guard in whiterun without a nord accent and he's made fun of, but Dave sounds like he's from Minnesota, Kevin has a slightly southern accent, Lenny has the nord accent I think and Jeff...well he's faking his accent but still, how do other guards react to their accents?
Dave is Canadian, no buts aboot it,
They all probably get flack for it within their own holds. Maybe that's why they're part of the Guard Exchange Program?
@@vittoriolepporio122 the Canadians I've met don't have accents but the Minnesota folks I've met had that accent, so my knowledge of Canadian accents is limited.
Holo 3 Michinima made a hole in my heart so i didnt die making room for Skyrim machinimas
Using dragon aspect while wearing dragonbone heavy armor = Bad Ass!
Idk if I've gotten more used to it, or if your Canadian accent has gotten better. Bravo my funny friend
Can't wait to see the other guards from the other holds like the gloomy dude from falkreath or the arrest first ask questions later from markarth
Finishing with the double haha
Rare Keithless episode :(
I actually tried running like that, like 10 years ago, and it made me feel like I was going faster.
Nice to see they got sleeves!
Oh nooo, I think this is my favourite one yet 😂
Dave sounds Canadian. Thats so Dave.
What if the runt of the guards in Markarth was a big Dwemer nerd? That'd be funny.
(I've found that pressing my tongue to the roof of my mouth while I speak makes that stereotypical nerd voice, so you might try that.)
Dave is the goat
Watch it be after all this time the dragonborn is just completely high because someone keeps spiking his food
When you beat the notification 😂😂
This is a breath of freash air from all the brainrot.
This is perfect
Persevered more stamina.
This is now my favorite video across the internet. 🫡
Now all Jesper needs to do is master the shadow clone jutsu and rasengan move
We need more misfit guards from other holds
I love these guys
a week later the 3 guards adn the dragonborn have biker club set upt going one
i think there is some actual science behind running like that and it does make you more aerodynamic...however, you'd have to be running in the triple digits of miles per hour for it to actually do anything beneficial, something the human body is incapable of doing.
Dattebayo Dragonborn!
Damn we didn't see both Naruto run.
Underrated
Needed the speed lines
These videos miss The office(US) intro
I never knew I needed this
I'm thinking the Markarth guard is going to be a conspiracy theorist
Pls let this happen 😂
Either the only guard in Markarth to believe the Forsworn Conspiracy and not be bought out, or he believes literally every conspiracy except for that
I feel we need an episode where jesper finally finds a women and the DB being the DB steals his women right from under him
Genius!
When will these other guards be followers :3
okay so new name drop, Dave
Man, Dave has a dark side, lol! We were all waiting for the rest of his story! Do we know the Windhelm guard's name yet?
I want it to be Wilhelm! 😂 or Willam. 😂
😂 First off in the vanilla Skyrim game the Dragon Born doesn't have his mouth 👄 hanging open and smiling like a idiot that's obviously a non canon mod
Yessssss
Wtf are these accents??? 😂
What should have been in the vanilla game.
@@Skyrim_TalesIf only…
The main reason why Naruto characters can run faster like this it's because it looks so stupid that nobody wants to be seen doing it.
Yo, where's Keith?
YEE YEEE!😊
It takes most skyrim machinima/video creators weeks do less...this guy just keeps crankin them out...
First
LIES i got it two seconds before you