The fact that the story about the "fully grown khajiit that looks like a housecat" Dave was talking about could genuinely happen in Tamriel is hilarious.
@@Skyrim_Tales Well they are, anatomically speaking, Wyverns, they got just about every other part of typical dragons depicted in fictional media though, I mean, if you wanna go REALLY far to have fun refer to them as Drakes and see what happens xD
If I was in his place I would actually just continue watching them just to see how far they would go with their theories. I would still be surprised and pleased at country boy admitting he likes argonian maids, a man of culture if I've ever seen one.
Makes sense, I believe there's another vid where Jesper realizes he's not smiling like an idiot he's just always ready to unleash the voice if displeased.
Silent protagonist status in the games being because a chatty Dragonborn might accidentally Thu'um the house down, sure. But for this guy, as we've seen in Guard Tales, I'm pretty sure the collateral damage would just make him MORE talkative....
@@FFfanboyXI think it means that he just really likes Jesper and the others 😌 in dungeons tho? He's probably singing Ragnar the Red to rip apart everyone there...
@@gaminreasons8941 I mean to be fair, I don't know how to hunt. I go to the grocery store for food. If you told to me to track and hunt down a wild animal for food, right now, can't even watch or read a 'How To' guide beforehand, I'd be screwed with a capital S. If I was starving in the woods and my old cat was with me, dropping off dead mice and lizards on my proverbial doorstep I'd certainly take it as a sign of affection.
How would cats think we don't know how to hunt? We magically give them food everyday. They don't know it's from a grocery store If anything we would look like some hunting gods to them
I love everytime it shows you read these! So many people have suggested he's like a cat leaving gifts for Jesper and you actually did the joke! I love that!😂
To build on the cat gift theory: cats will bring live prey to their kittens, so they can practice hunting early on; so DB's intention might have been encouraging conjuration, cannibalism or whatever his latest Daedric patron gave him the power to do with dead bodies this week. I also really don't want want DB (or any Thu'um user for that matter) to know dragon tongue for Argonian maid, just saying.
Gawd do I relate to Dave and sharing too much lmao Also these videos have caused me to reinstall skyrim and try to learn to how to mod my game so we can have Jesper follow us
DB was just overencumbered and regaining his stamina. The guards' "Ooooooooh!/Ah/ Yeah that makes sense" was hilarious. I love it when they talk over each other like that.
@@SwabcraftCreates To be fair we make up words for things that already existed for awhile all the time. The issue is that people don't understand that Wyverns were always a kind of dragon. They are often considered lesser dragons but are always considered dragons.
really hope all the guard characters will be actual follower mods like jesper 🙏 maybe they could have different conversations with each other and stuff aswell 😭
Make Keith's companion, or does one already exist? You also realize that for every new character, you're gonna need to make a mod about them, right? Your doomed, the fans will demand it.
Thinking on it... logically... Keith is probably keeping tabs on every bounty in skyrim. JUST so he knows to hide cause he knows DB will hunt anyone with a bounty on them. If you are a criminal in a land where the dragonborn prowls about, causing chaos. I think you'd want to keep on the up and up on the bounties going in and out of each hold.
I wish nothing but successful adventures for you and the dragon born and every guard you befriend in Skyrim brother also it would be hilarious if you use a storyline of you getting infected with the werewolf curse by accident or something
I'll try to keep this safe for the kittens, Did Dave say and or imply that there was a adult person he named after a drug that his mother was very very fond of?
Now i'm interested in knowing what the people of skyrim talk about aside from the war and the dragons lo the vampires and tombs, i want things like this like the khajiit incident XD
The fact that the story about the "fully grown khajiit that looks like a housecat" Dave was talking about could genuinely happen in Tamriel is hilarious.
Supposedly it does actually happen sometimes. What's even weirder is they will keep others as pets or mounts
@borttorbbq2556 it's one of those weird mutal partnership things
Wasnt there even a quest in ESO where an Alfiq-Khajiit pretended to be a house cat after robbing a bank?
@@borttorbbq2556 I mean, to quote Dagoth Ur "Some of my best slaves were Argonian."
@@dersylvio3088 Never played ESO so I can't say but Im 100% sure that the house cat variant of Khajiit are in ESO in some form
Skooma the cat. The Skooma Cat. THAT GUARD'S STEPDAD IS SHEOGORATH?!
WAIT A MINUTE
Nonono... Khajiit, so Shregorrath. They may be the same being, but if he's in his cat form then it's Shregorrath.
Oh no...
o__o And The Dragonborn Is One Of Molag
Bal's "Many" Children? (Yes He's Got THOUSANDS Of Children)
No, it was I. 😂
“I Like argonian maids, Dragonborn. :)”
The Dragonborn: :D
I see you are a man of culture as well. Here you can borrow my book collection about a particularly lusty one.
Who wouldn't like an Argonian maid!? 🤣🤣
"My grandfather said he spoke dragon, but I think he actually spoke wyvern."
These are the nuggets of dialog I come here for.
The dragon vs wyvern fight in the TikTok comments was the stuff of legend.
@@Skyrim_Tales Don't tempt me, I don't have TikTok.
@@Skyrim_Tales Well they are, anatomically speaking, Wyverns, they got just about every other part of typical dragons depicted in fictional media though,
I mean, if you wanna go REALLY far to have fun
refer to them as Drakes and see what happens xD
@@Skyrim_Tales It will never top the insanity of the Dragons vs Wyverns fight that broke out after the first trailers for Skyrim
We joke, but Dragonish was a real skill in previous games.
"My mom did still take it in the divorce, though" is _savage._ That line is a stroke of comedic genius. Applause.
Question is, was it a male?
Might explain why she kept it, lol
@@valor1omega, you do know that male cats have barbs on the ends of their third arm, right?
@@jeremiahwallace2275 Hey, no kink shaming.
@@jeremiahwallace2275 ...some might be into that....
@@jeremiahwallace2275she sure did
I can't believe the airhead trio compared The Dragonborn to a cat and didn't get launched! He must really like them! Or wanted his gold.
If I was in his place I would actually just continue watching them just to see how far they would go with their theories. I would still be surprised and pleased at country boy admitting he likes argonian maids, a man of culture if I've ever seen one.
That or he knows if he assaults them the Jarl will use the bounty he wants to collect as the reward on his head.
I like this version of the dragonborn a lot.
It’s truly how I imagine we look to the NPCs.
gold is cat treats to the dragonborn, cat theory still stands
1:38 not the hillbilly dragon language🤣
Maybe he is like the greybeards and his voice became too powerful to be actually used for conversation
Makes sense, I believe there's another vid where Jesper realizes he's not smiling like an idiot he's just always ready to unleash the voice if displeased.
@@kennethmorgan8795 You are correct. Though which one it is, I don't have any recollection. XD
Silent protagonist status in the games being because a chatty Dragonborn might accidentally Thu'um the house down, sure. But for this guy, as we've seen in Guard Tales, I'm pretty sure the collateral damage would just make him MORE talkative....
@@FFfanboyXI think it means that he just really likes Jesper and the others 😌 in dungeons tho? He's probably singing Ragnar the Red to rip apart everyone there...
When that sudden realization the lyrics "I tell you, I tell you the dragonborn comes" Is actually a warning
skooma is probably one of, if not, the best cat name honestly
(and yes, I know its the equivalent of naming your cat crack)
@@caylinmaravilla4 No it's the equivalent of naming a person crack, crack is for humans and skooma is for the kitties
"I think he spoke wyvern" 😆 the controversy!
Dragonborn is so thoughtful, a true hero.
“That makes a lot more sense than him being a cat” 😂
It's essential that the Canadian guard says sorry. 😂
the mouthbreather part is the best
Keith ..the voice of reason.
Dave is right about the dragons though 😂
Wyverns are a subclass of dragons
I think the Windhelm guard has found their favourite book.
You think the Dragonborn can read?
@@sasukeslastramennoodle1763 No, he only looks at the first page for the experience.
Lol the thief is my favorite. "He wants gold."
we love Keith
Is it just me or could the thief actually be able to accurately translate for the DB?
@@valor1omega probably off of body language if at all
I wish we could summon the thieve in the game
It would be so cool
Thieve level 69😂
The thief makes the most sense and has the most common sense, even tho he pranks alot. You love to see it🤣
Love the shoutout to one of the strangest lore bits when it comes to Khajiit
Also makes me wonder if that's his new parent in law
It's not a sign of affection. Cats think you don't know how to hunt food, so it tries teaching you.
I think it's a kind of affection. Why else would the cat try to teach a human how to hunt if it didn't care a little bit about the human's wellbeing?
And why would a Cat be trying to teach you to hunt, if it thought you didn't know how?
@@gaminreasons8941 I mean to be fair, I don't know how to hunt. I go to the grocery store for food. If you told to me to track and hunt down a wild animal for food, right now, can't even watch or read a 'How To' guide beforehand, I'd be screwed with a capital S.
If I was starving in the woods and my old cat was with me, dropping off dead mice and lizards on my proverbial doorstep I'd certainly take it as a sign of affection.
How would cats think we don't know how to hunt? We magically give them food everyday.
They don't know it's from a grocery store
If anything we would look like some hunting gods to them
@KiallVunMyeret Because they never see us do it.
"Well thank you, I love sharing them" is so sweet, I can't
He might get a Argonian maid now
Low key hope so just so he'll deal with the embarrassment when Keith translates it for him.
The smile he got from what the guard said was funny.
The mouth breathing is the touch that i've been waiting for, thank you!
I thought the Dragonborn was thanking Jesper for the sword. From the last video.
I love everytime it shows you read these! So many people have suggested he's like a cat leaving gifts for Jesper and you actually did the joke! I love that!😂
LET! DAVE! SPEAK!
I want to hear his stories. 😀
The blue guard just said his fettish to the dragonborn in horrible draconic, of course he is going to smile more. I smiled more just reading that
The Dragonborn is a lot like a cat, he's bipolar as hell and destroys everything in your house.
To build on the cat gift theory: cats will bring live prey to their kittens, so they can practice hunting early on; so DB's intention might have been encouraging conjuration, cannibalism or whatever his latest Daedric patron gave him the power to do with dead bodies this week.
I also really don't want want DB (or any Thu'um user for that matter) to know dragon tongue for Argonian maid, just saying.
HAHAHAHA "That does make a lot more sense than him being a cat" HAHAHAHA I laughed so hard at that
God I love these they are the Red and blue of skyrim
Dave became my favorite character in freaking seconds
Skooma the cat omg NEW MAIN CHARECTER ALERT
I really feel like we're getting Larry, Curly and Moe, here.
To be fair, you're supposed to talk to the steward about bounties. maybe he just wanted help getting it up to dragonsreach?
"It's not a dragon, it's a wyvern."
Wyverns are a type of dragon.
Skooma the cat!?😂
Skooma the Khajiit
I named my kitten catnip, funny thing is my cat actually doesn't like catnip.
Thanks for making these. They're my newest addition to UA-cam favorites along with That's a Bad Idea and TFS
I love how those 3 are friends!
Why does the thief have more sense than everyone else?
Well as the thief said stop every city has a run of the litter so to speak
Same reason he has more gold. Cause everyone else in the animations are idiots, even the Dragonborn to a degree.
Cos he's a higher level 😂
Gawd do I relate to Dave and sharing too much lmao
Also these videos have caused me to reinstall skyrim and try to learn to how to mod my game so we can have Jesper follow us
Getting a laptop just so I can get the Jesper follower mod
The only thing that is even remotely bad about that mod (imo) is you have to do stuff with the Bard's college to get him to sing or marry...
@@kennethmorgan8795 Does that conflict with bard college mods I wonder...
DB was just overencumbered and regaining his stamina. The guards' "Ooooooooh!/Ah/ Yeah that makes sense" was hilarious. I love it when they talk over each other like that.
"That makes a lot more sense than him being a cat."
_~Dave the Guard_
The most normal thing the Dragonborn has done.
If it helps, all wyverns are dragons, but not all dragons are wyverns.
Lol, as soon as I saw the body, I thought it had something to do with a bounty or something along those lines, lol
I love it when he brings bodies to gift us 😆
My partner literally pointed out last night that Skyrim has no dragons -- they have wyverns. He is not wrong but shhhh.
Wyverns are a type of dragon.
Wyvern is just a breed of dragon. A Lyndworm(not sure if I spelled that right) is a dragon, and it barely has wings or feet.
The depiction of dragons with 2 wings and 2 legs long pre-dates the word wyvern.
@@SwabcraftCreates To be fair we make up words for things that already existed for awhile all the time. The issue is that people don't understand that Wyverns were always a kind of dragon. They are often considered lesser dragons but are always considered dragons.
Dragon is a word that covers a lot of different body plans. Its kind of like saying Shark. There are lots of Sharks.
I bet you that the Dragonborn understand dragon by reading the subtitles.😂
Naaah nah nah nah, he's a cat.
I love this, but imagine if there was also a guard from Solitude who was basically your average Brave knight that was far from a brave knight
The Dragonborn finally makes himself useful and they just tell him how much they like argonians, no wonder he’s so unhinged
NO, DON'T WALK THAT ONE BACK YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
Oh no God, that was brutally dark. Love it!
Skyrim version of Trailer Park Boys lol Priceless
It all makes sense. The dragonborn is a cat!
Never ask a Stormcloak the race of his wife
I'm wondering if Keith ever has any airhead moments lol
He's homeless and lives _above_ a bridge. I think that counts.
If he did, he'd never tell us.
@@magne7771 Meh, he mostly does that to annoy Jesper, but it is an airhead moment when it rains and he has no roof.
@@Erock1900
He probably just steals a roof, lol
I like Dave. He has interesting stories.
Looks Like Dragonborn
Used Sleep On The Delivery Guy During His Thu'um Practice Again Now The Jarl's Gotta Wait For Him To Awaken 😂
You will live on even if TikTok does not. God speed.
Alfiqs do be like that. My d-born is an Ohmes with two for parents. Yes, his parents are talking house cats.
100 gold added
I feel rob
I too like Argonian maids, Kev.
really hope all the guard characters will be actual follower mods like jesper 🙏 maybe they could have different conversations with each other and stuff aswell 😭
Yeah technically they used a wyvern design for dragons which to this day I find hilarious
Hey! That is Bandit Chief Marauder attire!
The collective ohhhh sent me
Make Keith's companion, or does one already exist? You also realize that for every new character, you're gonna need to make a mod about them, right? Your doomed, the fans will demand it.
Aww thanks for the free plate mail dragonborn!
Have some gold for the bounty and some extra for the free armour
Bro PLEEEAAASE lemme voice act with yall
thanks for the story, dave.
Can't wait till we get all the guards from skyrim in this.
Wait, so how did Keith the thief understand the DB? Was he just tailing him around?
Thinking on it... logically... Keith is probably keeping tabs on every bounty in skyrim. JUST so he knows to hide cause he knows DB will hunt anyone with a bounty on them.
If you are a criminal in a land where the dragonborn prowls about, causing chaos. I think you'd want to keep on the up and up on the bounties going in and out of each hold.
Coulda sworn there was an earlier vid where he says that that is explicitly his job in the Thieves guild.
He recognized the corpse as a bounty.
All of y'all make valid points thx
Jesper, Brhuce Hammar, and Rumarin are my most favorite people ever. x.x
I wish nothing but successful adventures for you and the dragon born and every guard you befriend in Skyrim brother also
it would be hilarious if you use a storyline of you getting infected with the werewolf curse by accident or something
All wyverns are dragons, but not all dragons are wyverns
i cant wait for a whinterhold guard.... i feel like they will either be pretentious nerd, or just so excited to be away from winterhold
I'll try to keep this safe for the kittens,
Did Dave say and or imply that there was a adult person he named after a drug that his mother was very very fond of?
Wait a minute... They got sleeves now :D
I think that’s their winter uniform 😂
i enjoy so much your vidéo, thanks !
I really want to get to the point that we have meeting of all the hold guards
@@Waroyer we’re almost there actually! Only a couple more to go.
Now i'm interested in knowing what the people of skyrim talk about aside from the war and the dragons lo the vampires and tombs, i want things like this like the khajiit incident XD
I'm here to hear dave tales
Love it.
Dave is funny. :)
Can't wait for the reveal that Jesper is also a Dragonborn. (Which might not happen at all of course)
Wyverns are considered a type of dragon.
I LOVE it
I mean he’s just gonna use the gold to buy more wheels of cheese to dump in Whiterun so
Do we have a name for the Windhelm Guard yet? Not sure if I've missed it or if he hasn't been given one yet
💜
We sure they are observing Dragonborn’s madness and he isn’t enjoying their stupidity?
Does he like Lusty Argonian maids?
Oh I love it Lol
Markarth guard poorly sings WindRose!!