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КОМЕНТАРІ • 103

  • @bekenotsalony2905
    @bekenotsalony2905 10 місяців тому +72

    1:33 I knew a lady who her and her husband HATED their last names, so they agreed not to take either name, and took their favorite letters of the alphabet and just randomly constructed a last name out of those random letters and that was their legal last name. And the name their children were born under.

    • @the_stray_cat
      @the_stray_cat 10 місяців тому +7

      intresting story, tho hope they dint take somthing to wonky. kids can still be mean with names.

    • @bekenotsalony2905
      @bekenotsalony2905 10 місяців тому +12

      @@the_stray_cat can't seem to remember what they went with, but it strikes me it sounded vaguely german but didn't have anything it rhymed with or could be used to make it funny.

    • @the_stray_cat
      @the_stray_cat 10 місяців тому +9

      @@bekenotsalony2905 cool , even if it dint sound funny or rhyme with much i could hear a kid goung "your last name is just keybord smash" or something like that hehe.

    • @bekenotsalony2905
      @bekenotsalony2905 10 місяців тому +1

      @@the_stray_cat -chuckles- you have a point.

  • @TV-qm8ob
    @TV-qm8ob 10 місяців тому +2

    Hi

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino 10 місяців тому +58

    Now I'm picturing Lumo punching the water at a beach and claiming to be fighting the bears, the water bears that is, he's just trying to terrorize some tardigrades.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 6 місяців тому +2

      And the tardigrades are winning.

    • @doubleking7070
      @doubleking7070 4 місяці тому +1

      The sea bears!

  • @thajocoth
    @thajocoth 10 місяців тому +28

    7:36 - Doing this can be perfectly safe in some other universes, such as Hyrule, where water doesn't have any surface tension and will negate all impact force from a terminal velocity fall as long as the water you land in is at least ankle deep.
    There's a good reason that skydiving in *this* universe usually involves the use of _parachutes._

  • @_StarlightRose_
    @_StarlightRose_ 10 місяців тому +95

    Fun facts with Rose: Spaghetti is plural, Spaghetto is singular

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 10 місяців тому +4

      No, it's Spaghette

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 10 місяців тому +3

      And a single macaroni noodle is actually a cookie!

    • @Smartfmella69
      @Smartfmella69 10 місяців тому +2

      Thanks rose but my brain is goop and binary

    • @Is_GrayKing
      @Is_GrayKing 10 місяців тому +2

      Vsauce! Michael here, where are your fingers?

    • @Sundowner-pi9pi
      @Sundowner-pi9pi 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Is_GrayKing*looks down* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • @catincorporated5131
    @catincorporated5131 10 місяців тому +21

    Kalbus should do a gimmick in one video where the sprite of Lumo just keeps getting bigger.

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 10 місяців тому +5

    5:55 I was legitimately eating supper while watching this. I felt like one of those tumblr users that had an air of the 2010s Tumblr "i cant even." Because I was caught so off-guard that I started coughing mid-chew and I had to stop the vid in order to finish eating and take a swig of water.

  • @alexmcdonald4707
    @alexmcdonald4707 10 місяців тому +10

    I absolutely adore the Tumblr call out posts. Plus, with the chaotic duo, they're even better.

  • @wormmon2006
    @wormmon2006 10 місяців тому +10

    My first exposure to Phantom of the Opera was our music teacher/principal playing the Broadway soundtrack as a unit in our music classes when I was in 4th grade... And was traumatized by the combo of my imagination and the music that plays during thee ballet scene when that stagehand dude got dropped down and hanged.

    • @peterwilks4391
      @peterwilks4391 10 місяців тому

      Mine was "phantom of the paradise"

  • @ThePolarisSystem
    @ThePolarisSystem 10 місяців тому +3

    The Kalbus gods have supplied us with more content. I will return to my little goblin cave until more is given to us

  • @firestorm5371
    @firestorm5371 10 місяців тому +2

    4:13 the song is great because Russian gov tried to get ride of the song if i remember correctly

  • @klikkolee
    @klikkolee 10 місяців тому +1

    7:36 Myth busters showed that you are wrong in both counts. They showed that, while still deadly, a large fall into water is much less violent than one of the same height into concrete. They also showed that "breaking" the water shortly before impact does not help.
    Kids these days have never seen the classics
    (I say even though I am probably younger than at least one of you)

  • @itsskyler98
    @itsskyler98 8 місяців тому +1

    5:13 #2 is actually something that happened. Honestly its a pretty picture despite the backstory

  • @Sanquinity
    @Sanquinity 10 місяців тому +3

    About the Nightwish cover of Phantom of the Opera: Listen to the live version from End of an Era. Tarja's last live performance with the band. It's got a lot more energy in it, and feels a lot more raw and emotional. Especially the end of the song.

  • @MeLoNarXo
    @MeLoNarXo 10 місяців тому +8

    a bit later than usual but All hail the Crab cult anyways

    • @optimisticwatermelon
      @optimisticwatermelon 10 місяців тому

      Never figured out what the crab cult does =(
      (Besides the occasional human sacrifice)

    • @_StarlightRose_
      @_StarlightRose_ 10 місяців тому

      @@optimisticwatermelon nono, the human sacrifices are the lobster cult
      We sacrifice food to the old ones

    • @optimisticwatermelon
      @optimisticwatermelon 10 місяців тому +1

      @@_StarlightRose_ That's it, I'm starting my own cult.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@_StarlightRose_ The lobster cult is making their own great old one by helping a lobster molt so it can grow to infinity because lobsters don't age and just keep growing as long as they live.

  • @RealAlexShows
    @RealAlexShows 10 місяців тому +2

    6:07 the mind electric

  • @SpeedyCheetahCub
    @SpeedyCheetahCub 10 місяців тому +2

    I am currently watching Just Roll With It: Prime Defenders, so Lumo talking about punching a bear immediately reminded me of Dakota Cole.

  • @OkGamez313
    @OkGamez313 10 місяців тому +1

    5:57 to die by thigh is the way of the warrior

  • @twitchyeyess
    @twitchyeyess 10 місяців тому +1

    You are not immune to bears

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 10 місяців тому +1

    I wonder if most of the countries in red have/had major import deals with American auto manufacturers or their international subsidiaries. You don't need to own a country to influence its infrastructure if your the one who makes it.

    • @d3str0i3r
      @d3str0i3r 10 місяців тому

      fair point except driving on the left side would be better and safer with american manufactured cars, because the driver would then be on the same side as the nearest sidewalk, you get pulled over? no more standing in traffic while the cop wastes your time, you park on the side of the street? no more getting out into traffic

  • @SappyDuder
    @SappyDuder 10 місяців тому +1

    2:35 D&D (along with games like Mass Effect) helped to crack my egg. RPG's are also a good way to test out a new name and pronouns in a social way that wouldn't alert anyone else

  • @trueomega
    @trueomega 10 місяців тому +1

    Kalbus? No, KalbHim. We all know it's Lumo doing voices

  • @Orange_Tree_
    @Orange_Tree_ 10 місяців тому

    Y'know, Tumblr readditting is good and all, but you do have an account - why not read some of the asks? I'm sure there must be enough content for at least one video. C'mon, John Kalbus, you said it yourself: Reddit is getting worse and worse day by day; why bother picking out best posts on such hellsite, when you could have all the juicy content delivered straight to you! Doesn't sound so bad, does it? Well, go on then, open that inbox and read some of the asks. Tumblerinas don't bite, there's nothing to be afraid of. You learned how to fight bears, what is there to be afraid of? Just publish one video, and it'll both advertise and bring content for the next, and so on, and so on. So, get to it. Open that anonymous ask. What's the worst, that could happen?

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 10 місяців тому

    Chronically Outside just sounds like another term for unhoused.

  • @Techischannel
    @Techischannel 9 місяців тому

    Reddit managed to somehow make thier New UI so badly i switched from the UI i used (New reddit, aka. The Redesign) to Old Reddit. I dont even use reddit more than once every two weeks or so.

  • @krishaunafisher
    @krishaunafisher 10 місяців тому

    Why is everyone else first encounter with Rasputin fucking just dance then there's lanie who's first encounter the nightcore version

  • @d3str0i3r
    @d3str0i3r 10 місяців тому

    complaints about tumblr's video player have always confused me 'cause it works fine? the few videos i've run into that don't work are either from blogs that have been deleted or porn blogs

  • @CyberBlastoise
    @CyberBlastoise 10 місяців тому

    7:05
    Well Terry didn't lose his mother so they're 3/4s to becoming Batman.

  • @Sundowner-pi9pi
    @Sundowner-pi9pi 10 місяців тому

    1:35 bad idea, harder to know your ancestors when you need to pluck out the other last names. Imagine the difference of grandparents to parents to kids.

  • @baileyellison642
    @baileyellison642 10 місяців тому

    1:57 the night wish song? I’m a huge Phantom phan and I have no idea what he is talking about. Does he mean Music of the Night? Wishing you were somehow here again?

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 8 місяців тому

    3:29 people like to think that American screwed something up and call it good, when in reality it's written doing something, American doing that because they're from britain, and Britain changing their mind.

  • @RasTheIdiotKing
    @RasTheIdiotKing 10 місяців тому

    in the tinker bell show (yes this was real) tinker bell fucked shit up with advanced tech for fairy standards and not in a good way so her going to the plant is not a good thing

  • @rollingthunder1043
    @rollingthunder1043 10 місяців тому

    3:37 yeah well so were a squeak-load of the red ones, so what's yer point? :P

  • @firelight4098
    @firelight4098 10 місяців тому

    1:20 All fun and games until you get a Smith and a Kelly. Smelly.

  • @LeopardMask12
    @LeopardMask12 10 місяців тому

    Kalbus Nightwish mention real??

  • @e_ternalshadowsstreamsarch7802
    @e_ternalshadowsstreamsarch7802 10 місяців тому

    1:52 "He's there....the phantom of the Opurrra..."

  • @FeenickzVR
    @FeenickzVR 10 місяців тому

    Day 218 of asking to bring back the Tangents Podcast

  • @johannesviljoen9656
    @johannesviljoen9656 9 місяців тому

    3:45 yeah, the other half is napoleon's fault though.

  • @the_stray_cat
    @the_stray_cat 10 місяців тому

    2:35 this is cute, but i hate being called an egg. like just becuse a guy plays a girl in a game dose not always mean he is an egg.

  • @Sundowner-pi9pi
    @Sundowner-pi9pi 10 місяців тому

    2:56 uh when i sleep i see *saving has been disabled in your world*

  • @joel9087
    @joel9087 10 місяців тому

    Hey @Lumoblaze have you fought a bear yet?

  • @camdenzeigler6954
    @camdenzeigler6954 10 місяців тому +1

    Bear defense tip: if brown, lie down if black fight back if else: you're screwed

    • @camdenzeigler6954
      @camdenzeigler6954 10 місяців тому

      Pandas are the exception

    • @d3str0i3r
      @d3str0i3r 10 місяців тому

      idk, polarbears are pretty chill
      i'll see myself out

    • @camdenzeigler6954
      @camdenzeigler6954 10 місяців тому

      Remembered a polar bear survival tip: if you are being chased, take off your clothes one article at the time

  • @Redshirt214
    @Redshirt214 10 місяців тому +1

    I wonder if also the Austin 7 (Britain’s answer to the Model T) didn’t also have something to do with the side of the road places like Japan drive on, since iirc they were super popular and widely exported.

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist 10 місяців тому

    1:55 Woo! Hell yeah, Nightwish!

  • @feykro4152
    @feykro4152 10 місяців тому +1

    3:10 sooo I have long hair and had a beard and was born on easter so yeah sorry for y'know getting that whole thing patched seems this time around was the last straw. nearly got crucified again on halloween of all days but now I have shaven and hopefully safe

  • @SalemsRising
    @SalemsRising 10 місяців тому

    The only bear lumo can punch is zen

  • @WishfulDead
    @WishfulDead 9 місяців тому

    Group perform old creepypasta

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora 10 місяців тому

    "Nightwish Phantom of the Opera" was the first thing to come up when I typed "Nightw." Is this your doing? :)

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 10 місяців тому +1

    YO! Shoutouts to Nightwish and Turisas in one video!? Also, I never knew that I Need a Hero (Holding out for a Hero) was not a Graveworm original until I heard the original on Regular Show.

  • @Kafj302
    @Kafj302 10 місяців тому

    I am like number number 475

  • @EnderStine
    @EnderStine 10 місяців тому

    Phantom of the Meowpra

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 10 місяців тому

    How is this girl's voice so hot?!

  • @SuperiorPosterior
    @SuperiorPosterior 10 місяців тому

    0:56
    I've seen an extended version of this post that brought up the perfect answer:
    The human Prince looked nothing like the Beast. He went from a Chad to a Twink, from Superman to Boy Wonder, from _Shrek_ to *_Prince Charming._* When Shrek goes full Detroit: Become Human, he's still *_noticeably_* Shrek. The Prince in Beauty and the Beast has none of the presence or charisma of his fursona.

    • @TheAstralWitch
      @TheAstralWitch 10 місяців тому

      Also, the beauty was pretty much ready to "sleep" with the Beast in his furry form, so there's that-

  • @ones9638
    @ones9638 10 місяців тому

    no, you have a good rest of your day

  • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
    @GAMINGOBRIEN69 10 місяців тому

    I NEED A VIDEO WITH ALL 3 OF YOU

  • @leilarandall9518
    @leilarandall9518 10 місяців тому

    7:15 a die hack

  • @daisyjoy242
    @daisyjoy242 10 місяців тому

    0:09 tinkerbell cause the Chernobyl disaster

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 6 місяців тому

      What else do you expect from a fairy?

  • @tyleraustin5956
    @tyleraustin5956 10 місяців тому

    :)

  • @PatOneGuy
    @PatOneGuy 10 місяців тому

    I didn't expect the Nightwish reference, and was blindsided by the Turisas one.

  • @Iplay37
    @Iplay37 10 місяців тому

    My first exposure to the phantom of the opera was fate

  • @Sundowner-pi9pi
    @Sundowner-pi9pi 10 місяців тому

    6:20 this, but the chair is powered by those floor panels that generate electricity when the people on the dance floor are moving and dancing.

  • @raimonrossitto9705
    @raimonrossitto9705 10 місяців тому

    The first introduction I had to Rasuputin was the song and I heard it on Roblox of all things lol

  • @Ferrari255GTO
    @Ferrari255GTO 10 місяців тому

    Excuse me internet entertainer, how many citric fruits?

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh 10 місяців тому

    We got Lumo and Lanie on this video! Now all we need is for luigi to join in!

  • @weirdo8716
    @weirdo8716 10 місяців тому

    Too bad you lemon I have already subscibled

  • @ragdude7323
    @ragdude7323 10 місяців тому

    Chocolate is stupidly deadly to cats.