"Been eating raw chicken for years, never been sick " Sir I don't think you've ever been well. There's a reason our ancestors learned how to cook meat with fire.
i mean if he's sourcing it from the right place he probably hasn't had salmonella specifically but yea, he do be pretty prone to parasites and intestinal issues.
Top quotes of the day: "Oops, I knit it again!" - Lumo "I bet you eat Cheerios out [of] the box, but eat the box by mistake." -Zen "Give me some of your car cream, Daddy!" - Lumo (w/ we set up) "That's not dinner, that's a prisoner's last meal!" - Lumo "I'm just saying, if you're using Crab Delight, you gotta bring you A game!" - Zen "I was going to eat dinner after, but I think I'm just going to get my stomach stapled instead!" - Lumo "This man has got to have the last functioning appendix in the human genome." - Lumo
What got me is "I don't have tomato sauce, but I have tomato paste, which is the same thing" and the fact that it was clearly not said to be right. It was said to get through the day.
I'm glad that zen could preform the forbidden art of human transmutation to bring lumo back to life, it was definitely of equal value to whatever was sacraficed.
The last thing in the $40 tray of shrimp rice and box cake, I think was actually potato salad, not scrambled egg. Also I'd legit try the krab-stuffed seafood alfredo and the Dino Nuggie/Pizza Roll/Curly Fry pizza. Probably the Pancake Pockets too if someone else was making them.
I mean Worcestershire is literally just one of England's best attempts to recreate soy sauce without really knowing what soy sauce was. Source: That Adam Ravioli guy
2:00 the "tortil-luh" alone makes me think this is rage bait listen this entire video traumatized me, i was just trying to have a nice spaghetti dinner and there were just too many differently different frankenrecipes that prove hell is empty and all the demons are here, and none of the demons have taste buds or sense and they must be stopped
All imma say in regards to things that look or sound disgusting is, "don't knock it till you try it." You would be surprised just how good some of the more disgusting looking dishes can taste.
Yeah I saw someone make a video where they just ate weird food just because, and apparently they LOVED peanut butter and cheese sandwiches. Haven’t tried it personally but doesn’t sound like the worst thing
@@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337I've picked up my great grandma's love of fig preserves and sharp cheddar. Something about the sweet and salty is phenomenal.
I once cooked up some chicken to go with my cheap ass noodles. Towards the end of eating it all I noticed that a tiny bit of my chicken was a bit pink. Rather than throw away that last bit I ate it and was glued to the toilet for the entire night afterwards. Raw chicken is no joke for various reasons and man it just tastes the worst on top of that.
As someone who works for a Japanese company selling wagyu in Europe, that wagyu thing is absolutely true. If it's not from Japan, it's technically a mixed-race of one of the 4-5 Japanese cattle breeds used for wagyu and some other breed (I think mainly Angus). The 'off-brand' stuff IS cheaper, though, and the taste is honestly pretty close. That use of it, though, is a horrible waste of money, regardless of if it is 'real' or not.
I have a friend that obliterates coffee with12 shots of Carmel 4 squares of Hershey chocolate whipped cream and hazelnut shavings. I'm going to use the line from tc96 mewtwo comic. "It's a blood sugar disaster in a cup."
1:15 Where I live in the US, you can get a can of tuna for like, 50 cents. (Or you could, I haven't been outside a lot in the last few years because of crippling anxiety)
Meanwhile my ex step father's worst food crime was what he called "Glack" : green beans, tuna fish, cottage cheese, Tabasco, and miracle whip, all mixed together in a bowl and eaten with a spoon. It was named after the sound most people made when told the recipe. This is the same man who would order a chocolate shake at Baskin-Robbins and tell them to "make it chocolatey enough to gag a normal person"
Think my worst food crime was a microwaved beef and bean burrito, smoked gouda, a banana, and sweet and spicy tuna, all rolled up in a giant tortilla with mayo, bbq, spicy brown mustard, smoked paprika, chili powder, red/white/black pepper, and garlic powder, then microwaved. To be fair, bananas pair with savory a lot better than you would think.
Well i know how to introduce a cult priest. The waking worm is a wizard made of a hive mind of worms. Thanks for the horrifying visage for me to use on my players when i dm again
That taco was hard to watch, LIKE FREAKING DRAIN THE MEAT!!!! DONT JUST POUR THE GREASE INTO THE TACO AHHHHHH... also Ketchup is a sin as Taco Seasoning. Put some Cayenne in there, some Chili Powder, some Garlic and Onion Powder, and some salt if you're so inclined, but not fucking ketchup
0:58 That looks like a school lunch. I've never really had good food so I've never had an issue with this type of food. 1:23 Putting my food tastes aside as THE WAY THEY SDY it is wrong... Nvm Lumo correctied them and mocking them 14:27 Pork and Chicken are always well done when I am eatting it becuz I am not fighting that battle
Hot sauce oatmeal is just oat grits. This is a jaywalking-level food crime at worst. Curly fries on pizza would be pretty damn good. Though, maybe add them part way into (or after) baking to avoid burning.
Fun fact: mostly only American chickens have salmonella many cultures around the world eat raw chicken. Maybe he was using a non American chicken breast
Me who thought that making a sweet and sour pizza with smoked muscles is the epitome weird: I know nothing of the horror of the food mangling that goes on in the world😮
gentile reminder, the childhood obesity problem is that obesity and diabetes is largely genetic, it's nothing to do with what we're eating, it's about how much we eat and kids inheriting disorders that effect their body's ability to regulate the excess source: my ass could never afford more than one meal a day, when i was in school that meal was one entre and side that made prison food look like a five star restaurant and either moldy juice or chunky milk, if i wanted anything else it cost ten dollars, i still turned out fat enough that i pass out climbing stairs though to be fair i turned out fat because my thyroid stopped working when i was eight, this is also why my eyesight sucks
The crab Alfredo is not a bad idea, just bad execution. If they just need a normal pasta and just added shrimp and crab it would be good. I also just love crab and Alfredo sauce so I might be a freak.
that cabbage monstrosity.. JUST MAKE CABBAGE ROLLS its all the same ingredients basicly, you can use less meat and use rice instead, roll meat in cabbage leaves place in pan, cover in tomato sauce, bake for a while then eat and don't get made fun of on the interweb
Ok but like... Some of y'all on the other side of the pond eat beans on toast & mashed peas... We might commit food crimes here in the US but we don't go that far... Usually...
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"Been eating raw chicken for years, never been sick "
Sir I don't think you've ever been well. There's a reason our ancestors learned how to cook meat with fire.
i mean if he's sourcing it from the right place he probably hasn't had salmonella specifically but yea, he do be pretty prone to parasites and intestinal issues.
Top quotes of the day:
"Oops, I knit it again!" - Lumo
"I bet you eat Cheerios out [of] the box, but eat the box by mistake." -Zen
"Give me some of your car cream, Daddy!" - Lumo (w/ we set up)
"That's not dinner, that's a prisoner's last meal!" - Lumo
"I'm just saying, if you're using Crab Delight, you gotta bring you A game!" - Zen
"I was going to eat dinner after, but I think I'm just going to get my stomach stapled instead!" - Lumo
"This man has got to have the last functioning appendix in the human genome." - Lumo
What got me is "I don't have tomato sauce, but I have tomato paste, which is the same thing" and the fact that it was clearly not said to be right. It was said to get through the day.
Honestly, that pizza with dino nuggets, curly fries, and pizza pockets actually looks good, in a cholesterol-can-go-to-hell way.
Health be damned, I’m diggin in.
@@Galactic_Procyonsave me 2 slices brother! AS IM JOINING IN
That pizza is what I like to call the Stoner Special
Its looks nice i hope they go lighter on the buffulo
I'm glad that zen could preform the forbidden art of human transmutation to bring lumo back to life, it was definitely of equal value to whatever was sacraficed.
Well at least he didnt fuse Lumo with a dog
Water: 35L, Carbon: 20kg: Ammonia: 4L, Lemons: 1.5kg, Phosphorus: 800g, Salt: 250g, Saltpeter: 100g, Sulfur: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5g, Iron:5g, Silicon: 3g, 15 elements: trace amounts
Ed... Ward
As a cool bonus Zen can now use alchemy without a circle
The last thing in the $40 tray of shrimp rice and box cake, I think was actually potato salad, not scrambled egg.
Also I'd legit try the krab-stuffed seafood alfredo and the Dino Nuggie/Pizza Roll/Curly Fry pizza. Probably the Pancake Pockets too if someone else was making them.
Yeah, that's what it looks like to me.
The food doesn't look bad. Overpriced as all hell, but not bad.
8:37 The sad part is that aside from a few ingredients, she could make cabbage rolls out of it.
I mean Worcestershire is literally just one of England's best attempts to recreate soy sauce without really knowing what soy sauce was. Source: That Adam Ravioli guy
Plus, most Americans don't even know how to pronounce "Worcestershire" properly! I'm an American, but I know the pronunciation
2:00 the "tortil-luh" alone makes me think this is rage bait
listen this entire video traumatized me, i was just trying to have a nice spaghetti dinner and there were just too many differently different frankenrecipes that prove hell is empty and all the demons are here, and none of the demons have taste buds or sense and they must be stopped
The raw chicken one almost made me puke. Literally, truthfully, I was needing to actively fight to keep my dinner down.
The Floridian crab delight thing looks actually pretty good
All imma say in regards to things that look or sound disgusting is, "don't knock it till you try it." You would be surprised just how good some of the more disgusting looking dishes can taste.
Yeah I saw someone make a video where they just ate weird food just because, and apparently they LOVED peanut butter and cheese sandwiches. Haven’t tried it personally but doesn’t sound like the worst thing
@@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337I've picked up my great grandma's love of fig preserves and sharp cheddar. Something about the sweet and salty is phenomenal.
I’m sure it’s unlikely unless his videos are submitted to the subreddit but I’d love to hear their reactions to Ordinary Sausage
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He speaks for all of us
Ngl, I’m so hungry right now and that “tor-till-uh” Big Mac lasagna one at 2:00 is un-ironically making my stomach growl 😂lol
14:00 i'm sure he's one of those people who say they never get sick, but actually does and just "man" it out and pretend like nothings happening
6:34 don’t mind me, I just need to hear that laugh
5:20 it’s gonna be chain-link lasagna!
If i was going to have my last meal i would ask for something so ridiculous that they must bring hazmat suits to bring me it
I once cooked up some chicken to go with my cheap ass noodles. Towards the end of eating it all I noticed that a tiny bit of my chicken was a bit pink. Rather than throw away that last bit I ate it and was glued to the toilet for the entire night afterwards.
Raw chicken is no joke for various reasons and man it just tastes the worst on top of that.
5:10 - When you want to make lasagna, but you only have fettuccine.
1:13 I think that's potato salad
This should be renamed to "People who need to be in jail for food crimes". 😂😂😂😂
As someone who works for a Japanese company selling wagyu in Europe, that wagyu thing is absolutely true. If it's not from Japan, it's technically a mixed-race of one of the 4-5 Japanese cattle breeds used for wagyu and some other breed (I think mainly Angus).
The 'off-brand' stuff IS cheaper, though, and the taste is honestly pretty close. That use of it, though, is a horrible waste of money, regardless of if it is 'real' or not.
Raw chicken…Jesus Christ. I’ve had severe salmonella before, this dude is nuts
I was not expecting the amount of physical revulsion I felt looking at that greasy ragu slop
9:00 Look stuffed Cabbage is fine. THE FACT THAT SHE FELT THE NEED TO WRAP IT TOO IS TOO MUCH *what the fuck*
I love how the last video is just them rediscovering crepes.
and deep fried crepes at that 😭😭
regular crepes already go well with almost anything, there's no need for such atrocities
Bad food on the internet. One of my favorite things! 💜😆
The pocket pastry thing at the end i think would be great for like a simple ham and cheese lol.
Zen preaching the good word of spreadable meat substitues 👏👏👏
2:41 honestly that looks like it would fucking ball
7:42. Still a more functional ice cream machine than at McDonald's.
as an Asian, ruining rice like that is an atrocity
I have a friend that obliterates coffee with12 shots of Carmel 4 squares of Hershey chocolate whipped cream and hazelnut shavings. I'm going to use the line from tc96 mewtwo comic. "It's a blood sugar disaster in a cup."
I've had stuffed cabbage, I've made stuffed cabbage, I like stuffed cabbage. But that thing that thing is a sin.
7:40 this is quite close to how American fighter pilots made ice cream in the pacific theater in ww2
13:37 Oh god I actually had to look away or I was going to hurl.
1:15 Where I live in the US, you can get a can of tuna for like, 50 cents. (Or you could, I haven't been outside a lot in the last few years because of crippling anxiety)
I'm betting after this video, Zen did the barbeque and tuna fish combo and doesn't plan to tell anyone about it. XD
Meanwhile my ex step father's worst food crime was what he called "Glack" : green beans, tuna fish, cottage cheese, Tabasco, and miracle whip, all mixed together in a bowl and eaten with a spoon. It was named after the sound most people made when told the recipe.
This is the same man who would order a chocolate shake at Baskin-Robbins and tell them to "make it chocolatey enough to gag a normal person"
I'm taking psychic damage just watching this
1:55 ok smash tacos go hard. But what that dude did was beyond sin
Got to say, best episode so far
9:45 You know, if the pasta was actually cooked before hand, and you used a better sauce, that actually probably wouldnt be bad
Tortilla TikTok man sounds like he hates the creation he has made which left a void in his soul.
1:30 cant lie this sounds bomb!
Think my worst food crime was a microwaved beef and bean burrito, smoked gouda, a banana, and sweet and spicy tuna, all rolled up in a giant tortilla with mayo, bbq, spicy brown mustard, smoked paprika, chili powder, red/white/black pepper, and garlic powder, then microwaved.
To be fair, bananas pair with savory a lot better than you would think.
Like honestly, just try a bit of spicy brown mustard on a banana, it's surprisingly good sweet and savory combo
I feel like more people should be talking about the raw egg ice cream >.>
1:10 THAT LOOKS LIKE MY SCHOOLS LUNCH BUT IF ITS TRYING TO BE BOOSHIE
I wish that wagyu taco was soft shell at LEAST.
Well i know how to introduce a cult priest.
The waking worm is a wizard made of a hive mind of worms.
Thanks for the horrifying visage for me to use on my players when i dm again
4:33 it’s chili, it’s a stew, the amount of each ingredient are already meant to be variable based on preference
Well, when ice-cream prohibition strikes, we will all know where to get our bootleg from!
That taco was hard to watch, LIKE FREAKING DRAIN THE MEAT!!!! DONT JUST POUR THE GREASE INTO THE TACO AHHHHHH...
also Ketchup is a sin as Taco Seasoning. Put some Cayenne in there, some Chili Powder, some Garlic and Onion Powder, and some salt if you're so inclined, but not fucking ketchup
12:50 Add an egg and blend it then cook it in a pan and you got a good breakfast
14:56 THERE IS A REASON WHY WE USE THE COALS AND THERE'S A LIQUID IN THERE ALONG WITH THE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!
I would totally eat the cabbage meatball, but like, stop halfway through. Cabbage stuffed with meat and cheese, sounds like a cabbage roll on steroids
8:32 worst memulaim ever.
Just cut out some leaves cut out the bulging stems & put inside rice & ground beef & then cook in tomato sauce.
0:58 That looks like a school lunch. I've never really had good food so I've never had an issue with this type of food.
1:23 Putting my food tastes aside as THE WAY THEY SDY it is wrong... Nvm Lumo correctied them and mocking them
14:27 Pork and Chicken are always well done when I am eatting it becuz I am not fighting that battle
Food crimes. my glutinous pup wouldn't touch
Got to the chicken and my only thought was
Stupid doesn't get sick.
Hot sauce oatmeal is just oat grits. This is a jaywalking-level food crime at worst.
Curly fries on pizza would be pretty damn good. Though, maybe add them part way into (or after) baking to avoid burning.
Fun fact: mostly only American chickens have salmonella many cultures around the world eat raw chicken. Maybe he was using a non American chicken breast
EXCUSE ME WHAT?
THEN WHY DE FU K AM I WASHING MY FU KING CHICKEN
WHAT THE FU K MAN
I think this gave me second hand food poisoning
I feel my belly a bubblin
9:46 I'm lactose intolerant and just watching that video gave me diarrhea.
One like on this video is one mackle cheese that Lumo gets to eat
the "eggs" is actually potato salad, nummy :)
Me who thought that making a sweet and sour pizza with smoked muscles is the epitome weird: I know nothing of the horror of the food mangling that goes on in the world😮
I'd try most for the hell of it. Also, great video!
7:50 Kinda like a bacon wrapped and cheese stuffed cabbage roll that threw up on itself?
That was, in fact not, scamble egg
I like tartar and I often taste a bit of the raw meat when making pork, especially bacon. But I was just raised never to do that with chicken
we're off to a great start lads (zen, wtf?)
Something something lemons somethings
6:31 I eat the box on purpose (pica)
the fleshy interior of the cabbage
oh god it has a fleshy exterior as well...
gentile reminder, the childhood obesity problem is that obesity and diabetes is largely genetic, it's nothing to do with what we're eating, it's about how much we eat and kids inheriting disorders that effect their body's ability to regulate the excess
source: my ass could never afford more than one meal a day, when i was in school that meal was one entre and side that made prison food look like a five star restaurant and either moldy juice or chunky milk, if i wanted anything else it cost ten dollars, i still turned out fat enough that i pass out climbing stairs
though to be fair i turned out fat because my thyroid stopped working when i was eight, this is also why my eyesight sucks
The crab Alfredo is not a bad idea, just bad execution. If they just need a normal pasta and just added shrimp and crab it would be good. I also just love crab and Alfredo sauce so I might be a freak.
American here even I think these are gross.
Same, absolutely disgusting!!
Noticed that you guys dont talk about the twitch channel when doing the subscriber interlude thingy eith all the other stuff
Dude ill make the big mac lasagna gladly
As someone who regularly eats tuna with BBQ sauce in America, ha
That wasn’t lasagna that was a overly topped and layered tostada
I would have used Burger King on that instead of McDonald's
It took me a triple-take to realize the thumbnail wasn't a watermelon
Hold on, lettuce take a look here… Oh, you're right, it is _not_ a watermelon. It looks like a lettuce.
this is why I don’t eat
8:32 i thought it hat was just tiktok
tuna and honey bbq sauce sandwich is delicious
13:46
Fun Fact: you actually don't get Salmonella from salmon.
16:51 isn't that just a kind of crêpe
that cabbage monstrosity.. JUST MAKE CABBAGE ROLLS its all the same ingredients basicly, you can use less meat and use rice instead, roll meat in cabbage leaves place in pan, cover in tomato sauce, bake for a while then eat and don't get made fun of on the interweb
Again how many lemons do you eat lumo?
wagyu Is a breed of cow that can be raised anywhere.
sup lanie and zen and lumo... testing to see if lumo or zen will message if so i will figure out a way to get them to disney lol ;)
hi!
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Wait, the big slab wasn’t ice cream?
Hey guys, what happened to the pocket pastry section at the end of the video? Why is it skipped?
7:33 not an F150. 😅
Ok but like...
Some of y'all on the other side of the pond eat beans on toast & mashed peas...
We might commit food crimes here in the US but we don't go that far...
Usually...