Every Micheal P Scream (As of 07/10/16)

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  • prepare for ear rape
    Much credit to the one and only Micheal P
    / @michealp

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  • @Conulon
    @Conulon  6 років тому +264

    600k, ok how has this shit not died 12/12/2017

  • @NewWaveBeastie
    @NewWaveBeastie 7 років тому +517

    a group of cosmonauts fall from space, recovered audio (1975)

    • @house6052
      @house6052 7 років тому +23

      :D Aero They would have been recorded from inside their helmets, so you could hear them.

    • @kuhataparunks
      @kuhataparunks 7 років тому +2

      Beastie this is the best comment here omfg

    • @mitaka_78
      @mitaka_78 7 років тому +12

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    • @forgottenlove7642
      @forgottenlove7642 7 років тому

      Beastie I would actually believe that XD

    • @ohfiddlydiddlydoodoo
      @ohfiddlydiddlydoodoo 7 років тому +1

      "*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH*" - Vladimir Komarov

  • @weavabird
    @weavabird 7 років тому +365

    when you take your two vitamin gummies but you eat three so you overdose

    • @Khaujii
      @Khaujii 6 років тому +9

      Munchea your profile pic sums it all up

    • @monzar748
      @monzar748 6 років тому +6

      Munchea this is how I feel every day

    • @Ghost-mp5lg
      @Ghost-mp5lg 6 років тому

      0:57

    • @fatherfritos
      @fatherfritos 6 років тому

      when the third vitamin gummy kicks in

  • @MiAY3R
    @MiAY3R 6 років тому +188

    Then puberty hits...

  • @spaghettimkay5795
    @spaghettimkay5795 6 років тому +298

    He actually sounds like a pig getting slaughtered...

  • @zora4115
    @zora4115 7 років тому +1649

    top 10 ASMR videos

    • @Extrenor
      @Extrenor 7 років тому +19

      Stop it, get some help

    • @ightttt9072
      @ightttt9072 7 років тому +15

      ITS TIME TO STOP

    • @GDXdominator
      @GDXdominator 7 років тому +5

      Extrenor GD I have seen your don't let your kids watch it video.

    • @GDXdominator
      @GDXdominator 7 років тому +3

      Extrenor GD didn't expect you to be here. Lol

    • @Extrenor
      @Extrenor 7 років тому +1

      For real? :o

  • @RipRLeeErmey
    @RipRLeeErmey 7 років тому +501

    _The recorded screams of a soldier's last dying breaths after he was unexpectedly attacked with gas, desperatly calling for help. Truly, a chilling recording, and one that reminds us of the horrors of war_
    *Verdun, 1916*

  • @harvz2763
    @harvz2763 6 років тому +121

    I feel so sorry
    For the mic

  • @underreacts
    @underreacts 6 років тому +203

    2:07 legendary

    • @_sasbricks_190
      @_sasbricks_190 6 років тому +1

      [Gabriel Poops]【YTPH's】 is a true legend

    • @andrewm5471
      @andrewm5471 6 років тому +3

      A true meme

    • @LirfYT
      @LirfYT 6 років тому

      「gabo ytph 」 the all mighty

    • @MareckiGames
      @MareckiGames 6 років тому

      Yup :v

    • @lolzepic
      @lolzepic 6 років тому +1

      「gaboahre」 Ikr it's the famous and most legendary of all kind

  • @dmitry6479
    @dmitry6479 7 років тому +419

    This is the montage of a WW2 veteran

    • @troldkaelling
      @troldkaelling 7 років тому +18

      Well his microphone is definately from that time

    • @joshhoover2442
      @joshhoover2442 7 років тому

      more like faze jev ragetage #5

    • @acanofspam4347
      @acanofspam4347 7 років тому +5

      Stoica00 When you cant find the trenches

    • @dmitry6479
      @dmitry6479 7 років тому +7

      IcyUpForTech When you forget the gas mask

    • @SiIverScales
      @SiIverScales 7 років тому +6

      When the alarms rung.

  • @datsquishyfello
    @datsquishyfello 7 років тому +591

    This is why Roblox doesn't have voice chat.
    EDIT: How the hell does this have more than 100 likes?

  • @underreacts
    @underreacts 6 років тому +216

    play this on my funeral

  • @roborobot123
    @roborobot123 6 років тому +51

    And to this day Michael P has gone through almost 200 different microphones

  • @Boone68
    @Boone68 7 років тому +261

    And people think "Markiplier" and "Pewdiepie" are youtube legends.

    • @daytonaaviation4449
      @daytonaaviation4449 7 років тому +20

      Grumpy Star not all heroes wear capes

    • @bl0ke828
      @bl0ke828 7 років тому +5

      Orlando Aviation some deepthroat there mic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Razzlemouth
      @Razzlemouth 7 років тому +2

      toontown

  • @seanpixels1701
    @seanpixels1701 7 років тому +184

    2:07 top 10 saddest anime deaths

    • @Anon-mu8re
      @Anon-mu8re 7 років тому +1

      );

    • @Anon-mu8re
      @Anon-mu8re 7 років тому +1

      AAAAAAaAAAaaAaAAaAaAaAahh!

    • @Anon-mu8re
      @Anon-mu8re 7 років тому

      WHAT THE F-*tripod*

    • @danieldelpilar5022
      @danieldelpilar5022 7 років тому +4

      Sean Pixels
      Michael P vs Sr Pelo. Put them to Death Battle

    • @Dakayto
      @Dakayto 7 років тому

      damn you beat me to the joke

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 6 років тому +48

    2:10 the one you’ve all been waiting for

  • @Czarcasm.
    @Czarcasm. 6 років тому +229

    "Yo, Pass the aux"

    • @andrew8716
      @andrew8716 6 років тому +19

      "You'd better not play trash."

    • @Czarcasm.
      @Czarcasm. 6 років тому +19

      "What is this, A middle finger??? Oh my god........ uuuAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAA OOOO UUUUU AAA AAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAA!"

    • @Some-ux6ig
      @Some-ux6ig 5 років тому +1

      *sheds a single tear* im proud

    • @saintsilk
      @saintsilk 5 років тому

      @@Some-ux6ig im crying skksjeks

  • @TrixoTheGreat
    @TrixoTheGreat 7 років тому +190

    Am I the only one who thinks Micheal P just has a trapped soul inside him and the only way to get it out is by screaming?

    • @HDDizzle
      @HDDizzle 7 років тому +1

      Trixo The Great 👍

    • @TrixoTheGreat
      @TrixoTheGreat 7 років тому +3

      No, I knew that before hand XD

  • @durden1692
    @durden1692 7 років тому +920

    I put this in audacity made it loud and my neighbours thought i was dying and they called 911. 3 paramedics and 5 police officers showed up at my house.

  • @Froggo13
    @Froggo13 7 років тому +190

    Super rare unused Bastion voice lines

    • @yooo9503
      @yooo9503 6 років тому

      Pterodactyl Inc. lol

    • @zeddy2284
      @zeddy2284 6 років тому +1

      Pterodactyl Inc. Rip Bas, his screams will never be heard

    • @Nate_the_Greatest
      @Nate_the_Greatest 6 років тому

      Didn’t we all?

    • @zeddy2284
      @zeddy2284 5 років тому

      OH WTF IVE ALREADY REPLIED TO THIS A YEAR AGO
      Past me your taste is just as bad as mine today, good to see ;)

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 6 років тому +83

    category EDUCATION

  • @WTGRacing
    @WTGRacing 7 років тому +139

    Man this new Death Grips album sounds great

    • @WTGRacing
      @WTGRacing 7 років тому +1

      Temmie TheTopler I know

    • @20PieceChickenMcNuggets
      @20PieceChickenMcNuggets 7 років тому +4

      Temmie TheTopler Dude, his joke was completely harmless. Calm down.

    • @20PieceChickenMcNuggets
      @20PieceChickenMcNuggets 7 років тому +4

      Temmie TheTopler I have nothing against your opinions. but did you really have to call him a fucking idiot just because you didn't find his joke funny? That was unnecessary in my opinion. But that's just what I think.

    • @20PieceChickenMcNuggets
      @20PieceChickenMcNuggets 7 років тому

      TheLeafySpring No, I'm good

    • @caioartiagas1667
      @caioartiagas1667 7 років тому

      KEK

  • @GorillaBussy
    @GorillaBussy 7 років тому +225

    This cured my cancer

  • @checkers-xd
    @checkers-xd 7 років тому +31

    This is so peaceful, I listen to it while I sleep

  • @iloveyousomuchxd9025
    @iloveyousomuchxd9025 6 років тому +49

    1:23 - 1:26 Cops are here

  • @BlazingSkyez
    @BlazingSkyez 7 років тому +294

    Why is the category not music? AND WHY DOESN'T MICHEAL HAVE A VEVO?

    • @BlazingSkyez
      @BlazingSkyez 7 років тому +17

      WE NEED AN OFFICIAL MICHEAL P SOUNDCLOUD

    • @thepacisback9889
      @thepacisback9889 7 років тому +9

      it's now Education...
      to educate religion and the spawn of Satan..

    • @zora4115
      @zora4115 7 років тому +8

      why hasn't he won a grammy?

    • @santi-37919
      @santi-37919 6 років тому

      beacuse all of her productors die with her screams

  • @anphuphanquoi9161
    @anphuphanquoi9161 7 років тому +111

    *MY FAVORITE HENTAI*

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 7 років тому +22

      anphu04
      *facepalm*
      This isn't hentai,
      This is gold.

    • @qpumisaligned1468
      @qpumisaligned1468 6 років тому +1

      Rusticabcd no this is god's best creation for humanity

  • @jadenpiro1591
    @jadenpiro1591 6 років тому +26

    You have to feel bad for this kid's parents.

    • @lustYofficial
      @lustYofficial 6 років тому +1

      Jaden Piro exactly

    • @oxygeninhaler4542
      @oxygeninhaler4542 6 років тому +7

      Little Dude He's actually an adult. Feel bad for his neighbors.

  • @rhyzkarbonate1026
    @rhyzkarbonate1026 6 років тому +277

    i used this to micspam in a tf2 server. got banned and recieved some death threats by some 12 year olds
    10/10 would spam again

    • @epikster4518
      @epikster4518 6 років тому +35

      They banned you not because you play Michael P's screams they banned you because your a furry.

    • @rhyzkarbonate1026
      @rhyzkarbonate1026 6 років тому +17

      Yep, that too.

    • @Mizzouriboi02
      @Mizzouriboi02 6 років тому +4

      You’re awesome

    • @kb8217
      @kb8217 6 років тому

      So true... (btw this is a pic of my dog I love her so much she's so cute)

    • @qw2404
      @qw2404 6 років тому +2

      Says the person whose profile pic is a wolf so that declares you a *furry*

  • @icecoldassassin8531
    @icecoldassassin8531 7 років тому +253

    I'd hate to live next door to this guy

    • @shmickles62402
      @shmickles62402 7 років тому +37

      I would move to

    • @shmickles62402
      @shmickles62402 7 років тому +35

      His home

    • @TDskirvin
      @TDskirvin 7 років тому +3

      Chase Appleton and live in the basement

    • @TDskirvin
      @TDskirvin 7 років тому

      pinkiepiegirl7 xd vigorously

    • @TarzyD
      @TarzyD 7 років тому +15

      IceCold Assassin I'd love it 😂

  • @AcoN0Five
    @AcoN0Five 7 років тому +54

    that poor mic must be in a lot of pain... xD

  • @angelicevilleaderofthecrim6253
    @angelicevilleaderofthecrim6253 6 років тому +11

    You know your scream is epic when not even the microphone can record it's full glory

  • @ruffrack737
    @ruffrack737 7 років тому +298

    Holy shit this is lit boi.

  • @morbtheorb
    @morbtheorb 7 років тому +340

    00:00 - 03:22 When u step on a lego

    • @garrettoliva5154
      @garrettoliva5154 7 років тому +22

      you mean when your steeping on A roblock?

    • @aquaperi4848
      @aquaperi4848 7 років тому +1

      eeeeeeeeeeey!

    • @fishthief4827
      @fishthief4827 6 років тому +6

      MorbyFox X3 hell, try stepping on a barbie hair brush

    • @liljohn8878
      @liljohn8878 6 років тому

      000-322 when u get stung by a bee

    • @liljohn8878
      @liljohn8878 6 років тому

      When I got stung by yellow jacket ow

  • @Timotainment
    @Timotainment 6 років тому +147

    So when does this movie release again?

    • @MinecraftFan-wy1nx
      @MinecraftFan-wy1nx 6 років тому +3

      k_lovelace it's actually gonna come out 9/11/01

    • @Robin-vf2lk
      @Robin-vf2lk 6 років тому +2

      Timotainment today

    • @sssstick
      @sssstick 6 років тому +3

      it's coming out yesterday. too bad it's not yesterday anymore =(

    • @glork3202
      @glork3202 5 років тому +2

      Timotainment when you make it

    • @fiftysecwithoutza
      @fiftysecwithoutza 5 років тому +1

      In 1943 maybe

  • @jgrandedean8997
    @jgrandedean8997 6 років тому +34

    This was such a satisfying asmr !!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍👌👌👌👌👌👌 cool and *GOOD*

  • @wasu1532
    @wasu1532 7 років тому +246

    Is it bad I listen to this while I go to bed

    • @Strekki
      @Strekki 7 років тому +5

      Tai Shane it's bad that you're lying

    • @wasu1532
      @wasu1532 7 років тому +7

      Strekki you have no proof

    • @Strekki
      @Strekki 7 років тому +5

      Tai Shane You have no proof of listening to it either do you?

    • @F0XHunter
      @F0XHunter 7 років тому +17

      the perfect asmr

    • @tanyaking2031
      @tanyaking2031 7 років тому +8

      No because it is part of music

  • @arkanious7088
    @arkanious7088 7 років тому +201

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    Unregistered HyperCam 2.

  • @yrouemomsboyfriend5071
    @yrouemomsboyfriend5071 6 років тому +26

    This is ear food

  • @matthewaubrey5905
    @matthewaubrey5905 6 років тому

    This Is One Of The Best Asmr Videos I've Ever Watched Thank You

  • @Krotos325
    @Krotos325 7 років тому +123

    I listen to this right before I go to bed

    • @zekolil8552
      @zekolil8552 7 років тому

      Krotos325 me to XDDD

    • @Extrenor
      @Extrenor 7 років тому

      Good night bud

    • @Krotos325
      @Krotos325 7 років тому

      Extrenor GD shit thank man o was just about to doze pff

    • @VGWWrestling
      @VGWWrestling 7 років тому +14

      this is my ringtone

    • @blusock1811
      @blusock1811 7 років тому +11

      Good night matey.

  • @pairofsocks6164
    @pairofsocks6164 7 років тому +59

    This would be really good for an alarm clock. Downside is your neighbors will probably call the cops.

  • @ereince
    @ereince 7 років тому +47

    When there is no toilet paper
    0:00 - 3:22

    • @radiotowereee8816
      @radiotowereee8816 5 років тому

      (Grabs phone to the toilet and poops) hm (notices there is no toilet paper) GASP (un pauses video) AAHFJDUDKSVXODBHWJSJDHGHED H DND

  • @tdscjoke565
    @tdscjoke565 6 років тому +20

    Catergory: education
    Seems right

  • @dryzhal5808
    @dryzhal5808 7 років тому +201

    NO I DON'T NEED MY EARDRUMS

    • @dryzhal5808
      @dryzhal5808 7 років тому +19

      250 likes and i will torture my brother late in the night with this at full volume

    • @puppup7041
      @puppup7041 7 років тому +5

      H. Peroxide Do it.

    • @peterraygada3737
      @peterraygada3737 6 років тому

      H. Peroxide YE BOI DO IT

    • @Kenny4234
      @Kenny4234 6 років тому

      Your profile picture matches with your comment xD

  • @opossumguyworld4487
    @opossumguyworld4487 7 років тому +111

    When you hit your pinky toe on the corner of a wall

  • @vanillajellyfish
    @vanillajellyfish 6 років тому +39

    2:10

  • @dry9005
    @dry9005 6 років тому +27

    1:43 is my favorite.

    • @Narukami930
      @Narukami930 4 роки тому +1

      Im gonna say the *N* word.
      Thats racist you can't say the *N* word!
      *Breathes deeply* Ni.. *Starts screaming*

  • @ahyena975
    @ahyena975 7 років тому +106

    it's like a pig being violently torn apart

    • @oof1266
      @oof1266 7 років тому +1

      Rex's Sourcemods I love your mods

    • @qpumisaligned1468
      @qpumisaligned1468 6 років тому

      Superhero fun For kids why are you here?

  • @budmaam
    @budmaam 7 років тому +314

    IS THIS WHAT GOD WANTED

    • @sirtintly390
      @sirtintly390 7 років тому +11

      Brandon Schemers yes, yes it is

    • @Extrenor
      @Extrenor 7 років тому +6

      NOUHPEH

    • @Anon-mu8re
      @Anon-mu8re 7 років тому +4

      YHEPEH

    • @kuhataparunks
      @kuhataparunks 7 років тому +5

      Brandon Schemers no. This is what Jacob wanted.

    • @budmaam
      @budmaam 7 років тому +4

      kuhataparunks

  • @cameronpiccirillo3293
    @cameronpiccirillo3293 6 років тому +8

    this mixtap is fire yo

  • @sanity9402
    @sanity9402 7 років тому

    Im holding back tears... This video is so powerful...

  • @abagel83
    @abagel83 7 років тому +200

    THIS IS AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING
    WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND

    • @leleled6467
      @leleled6467 7 років тому +8

      Yeah, This is a new specie of human beings
      Gender:Micheal P
      Caracteristics:Screaming, Playing Innapropiate Roblox Places
      Habitat:The Screamo forest of North-Texas

    • @Jackieism
      @Jackieism 7 років тому +1

      Lelele :D so right

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 7 років тому

      are you sure about that?

  • @zeko1542
    @zeko1542 7 років тому +102

    Imagine your parents walking into the room and seeing you warch this

    • @Boostars
      @Boostars 7 років тому +42

      Zeko fast switch too porn

    • @savannahparent6612
      @savannahparent6612 7 років тому +1

      that's what's about to happen to me I hear my parents walking up the stairs

  • @quackk2b2t
    @quackk2b2t 6 років тому

    THE GREATEST ASMR TO LIVE ON PLANET ESR NO JOKE THE BEST ASMR I FELL ASLEEP TO THIS

  • @_sasbricks_190
    @_sasbricks_190 6 років тому

    This is beautiful

  • @hamsandwhich2886
    @hamsandwhich2886 7 років тому +108

    You dont need an ear-rape warning. all you need to say is that its Micheal P and people get the message

    • @skyoot5224
      @skyoot5224 7 років тому

      AppleMacPie lol yes

    • @haiqic8842
      @haiqic8842 7 років тому +4

      AppleMacPie Micheal p is a legend he is to good for shows and spells with 1 blow with his mouth 2 world war would come back.

    • @haiqic8842
      @haiqic8842 7 років тому +2

      3*

  • @domachondri
    @domachondri 7 років тому +107

    He is the embodiment of every cancerous roblox fanboy into a single being. Incredible.

    • @altus2447
      @altus2447 7 років тому +12

      Chuckman02 Wrong. Michael P is God reincarnated.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 7 років тому +2

      Chuckman02 xD

    • @Anon-mu8re
      @Anon-mu8re 7 років тому

      no he's a screamerborn

    • @lazsubbz
      @lazsubbz 7 років тому

      I used to play Roblox, now it's boring and filled with shitty games

    • @crinklycrinklychicken3333
      @crinklycrinklychicken3333 7 років тому

      MEEM MEEM banshee confirmed

  • @bluescreenofdeath3717
    @bluescreenofdeath3717 6 років тому

    thanks i was needing these scream its like smoke but with micheal p screams lolololololol

  • @josht1116
    @josht1116 6 років тому

    This my friend... Is pure gold

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano 7 років тому +40

    Mmm I love ASMR

    • @Ultra_64
      @Ultra_64 7 років тому +4

      You should do a vocal cover on this

    • @hj-pd3tl
      @hj-pd3tl 5 років тому

      @@Ultra_64 ^This. Seconded.

  • @soupcores
    @soupcores 7 років тому +90

    see kids, this is what Jurassic park sounds like.

  • @aeronschenker2809
    @aeronschenker2809 6 років тому +8

    💀wow💀screamo💀is💀actually💀so💀good💀

  • @kattnip500
    @kattnip500 6 років тому +2

    Wow, This Is Very Educational Indeed

  • @bamboozlethebamboozler8166
    @bamboozlethebamboozler8166 7 років тому +59

    When the special kid is playing pokemon and his ds dies

    • @sethl.2957
      @sethl.2957 7 років тому +3

      Will Kill For Subs Jesus fuck

  • @georgeferguson4521
    @georgeferguson4521 7 років тому +146

    How does human make such noise

    • @demonic6802
      @demonic6802 6 років тому +2

      I thought he puts it in his vocal chords

    • @leoraxion2952
      @leoraxion2952 6 років тому

      A human can go to 110 db I think.

    • @abhcy
      @abhcy 6 років тому +1

      George Ferguson Me when someone makes a Hillray/Trump Joke

    • @revolutionismyname927
      @revolutionismyname927 6 років тому

      Hola

    • @paulgodbee4571
      @paulgodbee4571 6 років тому

      George Ferguson being a kid or puting the mic in sulfiric acid

  • @ghost-facedhindu4275
    @ghost-facedhindu4275 7 років тому

    Michael P is awesome! Nobody mimics my inner dialog any better then him!

  • @gambiasado3271
    @gambiasado3271 4 роки тому +2

    Micheal P:*Starts recording*
    Neighbors:Ah shit,here we go again

  • @ValoricStarlight
    @ValoricStarlight 7 років тому +107

    it sounds like dinosaurs having sex

  • @benframe3212
    @benframe3212 7 років тому +106

    The category is education...

    • @matthewscala3828
      @matthewscala3828 7 років тому +51

      Because this is basically what I think of every time I'm taking a test

    • @markusdude1
      @markusdude1 7 років тому +5

      This is the most educational stuff you'll find HAHAHAHA KILL ME

    • @danieldelpilar5022
      @danieldelpilar5022 7 років тому

      Ben Frame
      This will makes me smart. 😁

  • @Echiyur
    @Echiyur 6 років тому

    Truly a masterpiece.

  • @Based_Selene
    @Based_Selene 6 років тому

    sounds
    amazing

  • @anthonyguzman9161
    @anthonyguzman9161 7 років тому +99

    This video is rated E for Ear Raep

    • @mikea-ug3hr
      @mikea-ug3hr 7 років тому +1

      APGDaPro No its rated ER for emergency room and ear rape

    • @lazsubbz
      @lazsubbz 7 років тому

      Wow!

    • @Blendedasian
      @Blendedasian 7 років тому +1

      APGDaPro rated m for michael p

    • @carteranderson7530
      @carteranderson7530 7 років тому

      BlendJul rated AS for autistic screeching

  • @wheatzies
    @wheatzies 7 років тому +121

    I only listen to real music

    • @sock3963
      @sock3963 6 років тому +6

      S'mOreo well you've come to the right place

  • @barf_lord_9399
    @barf_lord_9399 6 років тому

    This is art!

  • @kivvixi2324
    @kivvixi2324 5 місяців тому

    wonderful, motivational video... saved me from a car crash ....... will be recommendng to my grandson ...

  • @ivancrafter1909Mex
    @ivancrafter1909Mex 7 років тому +132

    The question is: How are his vocal cords not destroyed as my ears yet?

  • @Reaper-rp5cd
    @Reaper-rp5cd 7 років тому +74

    when you failed your test

  • @Conulon
    @Conulon  6 років тому +129

    500K, U LEGENDS 05/08/17

    • @destroyerx-0755
      @destroyerx-0755 6 років тому

      MrConnorater10 hty

    • @ciswhitememe
      @ciswhitememe 6 років тому

      MrConnorater10 Cool and nice.

    • @ValleAka
      @ValleAka 6 років тому +2

      COOL AND GOOD

    • @pitaman11
      @pitaman11 6 років тому +1

      MrConnorater10 how to earn infinite youtube moneys post a video of a guy screaming for 4 minutes

    • @MP4_mafia
      @MP4_mafia 6 років тому

      I know Michael P

  • @Inactivechannel4626
    @Inactivechannel4626 6 років тому +11

    I made the huge mistake of wearing headphones

    • @MDGOLD
      @MDGOLD 5 років тому +1

      Macy Animations yep you did and me to as well my ear are bleed

  • @purpleepants610
    @purpleepants610 7 років тому +47

    Rub a fork on a plate in a cave and that's the sound you get

    • @purpleepants610
      @purpleepants610 7 років тому +19

      Temmie TheTopler it's what the sane people call humor

  • @gusgleich
    @gusgleich 7 років тому +89

    Forgot that my headphone volume was maxed out

  • @zumoss
    @zumoss 7 років тому

    i remember listening to this while playing Ninja Saga on facebook, good times

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 6 років тому +2

    Live recorded audio of Soyuz 11’s cosmonaut crew in their final moments (1971)

  • @stereoberrys8928
    @stereoberrys8928 7 років тому +71

    9/11 jumper takes his own life and jumps off the east tower (September 11th, 2001)

  • @BR-yc2lf
    @BR-yc2lf 7 років тому +83

    This guy is louder than sr pelo

  • @some2xrandomguy707
    @some2xrandomguy707 5 років тому

    I opened this in 6 tabs at the same time and i was not disappointed.

  • @RebelKimchi
    @RebelKimchi 7 років тому

    im holding back tears tbis is too powerful

  • @sp0okii222
    @sp0okii222 7 років тому +36

    0:55 Had me rolling on the floor, like I fell out of my chair

    • @giornogiovanna7404
      @giornogiovanna7404 7 років тому

      TurnipsIntertwinedGaming Sounds like Friday the 13th

  • @namkwal4605
    @namkwal4605 5 років тому

    How relaxoing is this...

  • @Juicy7878
    @Juicy7878 3 роки тому

    its so graceful

  • @Krizis
    @Krizis 7 років тому +22

    Doctor: "You have 4 minutes to live."
    Me:

  • @millardo8570
    @millardo8570 7 років тому +18

    these should be the sounds for the new pokemon in 2017

  • @yumekai2401
    @yumekai2401 6 років тому

    A work of art

  • @lin3ar_ch
    @lin3ar_ch 5 років тому

    *BEST ASMR EVER I HEAR*
    *TURN VOLUME TO MAX*

  • @Risenphantom
    @Risenphantom 7 років тому +9

    This speaks to me on a personal level... it moves me to tears

  • @peashooterman3
    @peashooterman3 7 років тому +52

    every kid when xbox live goes down in the middle of their bo3 game

  • @garythecarry3802
    @garythecarry3802 6 років тому

    The guy who made this video had to go through all micheal p vids respect man respect

  • @naziarasheed3856
    @naziarasheed3856 4 місяці тому

    Now this. This is what I call ASMR. I can litterally sleep with this

  • @l0rd_h00vy8
    @l0rd_h00vy8 7 років тому +35

    this is actually a rare audio file of a Japanese citizen of Hiroshima dying from the nuke

    • @l0rd_h00vy8
      @l0rd_h00vy8 7 років тому +7

      it is said that if you put the screams ing the correct order they go from when the bomb starts to when they die

    • @brooksscorepik8888
      @brooksscorepik8888 7 років тому

      Craft-e-Cap bad meme

    • @theepicrrotmg7325
      @theepicrrotmg7325 7 років тому

      nope. they would disintegrate instantaneously upon direct exposure

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 7 років тому +3

      _The last recorded dying screams of a French Soldier after he was unexpectedly gassed. It shows how horrific chemical warfare was, especially to those poor, unprepared Frenchmen_
      (Western Front, 1915)

    • @leleled6467
      @leleled6467 7 років тому

      Yep, The Cylinder,Vinyl (Whatever fucking recording storage device was used on those times) Would melt\disintegrate beacuse of the heat