I feel like this is more of an idiot moment. Anyone who has played through the game would realize the fight with Revan did NOT happen during the attack on the Endar Spire if they took the time to think about it for more than five seconds.
14:25 Woolie “I’ll kill random people for no reason, sure, but if a dialogue option makes me slightly uncomfortable I’ll ignore like a billion dark side points” Madden
Obiwan's birth planet is unknown, save for a joke Lucas made on Tonight With Jon Stewart, but he was raised on Coruscant from essentially infancy, much like Bastila likely was. The 'posh british accent' a lot of Jedi have is just the Coruscanti accent.
Which gets extra weird when a character from the MMO says that an Imperial has a Dromund Kaas accent and the Sith Empire in that game is the descendant of the one from the Hyperspace war and they’ve been in exile for over a thousand years.
According to Wookieepedia, Obi-Wan Kenobi's homeworld is Stewjon, a planet jokingly named in an interview with Jon Stewart whose name later became 100% canon.
14:25 Despite trying to run Dark Side he just missed out on a bunch of points. It's almost like the thought of slavery makes him uncomfortable for some reason. Can't imagine why though.
Adrian The Vulture It’s also ridiculous. Trying to claim you own the most important Jedi to the war officer and your commanding officer is just stupid, even for a dark side player.
+NeoCreo It's fun though. I thought the dark side playthrough was supposed t be the fun one where you just say "fuck it" to every little thing and slaughter millions. At least it was for me...
Funny, considering the origins of the word "slave" and how every single race has been enslaved at some point in history, with slavery still existing in the world today, but Western blacks are the only ones who are complete bitches about it despite being several generations removed from it.
It's nearly impossible to make a time you can't beat because your swoop bike actually goes faster every race, until it explodes. Makes sense in universe and in game design.
That's actually pretty clever. The accelerator improves as it warms up... until it explodes and kills you. It wouldn't work if the swoop race weren't a one-time event.
"Man, I hate Carth. I mean, all I do is purposely antagonize him and make decisions that he clearly is against just to spite him, but all he does is complain!"
I love the people talking about the missed dark side points when, since this is the first time I'm seeing this game, it would never had occurred to me that simply saying, "Aye I own ya gurl", is more evil than straight up denying a cure that could very well end all life on Taris and turn them into mutant Rakghouls. I don't know kinda weird option weighing to me.
"Okay, so we have these awesome hover bikes that go *_LUDICROUS SPEED_* levels of fast, and it's probably gonna kill a good 80% of the people that ride them. Whad'dya call them?" "...Swoops." "...Ya sure ya wanna stick with that or- *_"NO. SWOOPS. THERE IS ONLY SWOOPS!"_*
"Carth is a goody two-shoes and sucks" "Bastilla is a goody two-shoes and is awesome" They BOTH hate when your character does evil shit. They both get mad at you, and depending on what it is, they'll both not allow you to do it. Also, the Revan flashback cutscene isn't on the Endar Spire Pat
Lord Apache eh, she's alright. But what do you really have to work with in this game? There's Bastilla, Mission, and Juhani. Mission is underage, and Juhani is a weird cat lady, so Bastilla is by default the best
Carth - "Oh no my tragic backstory is SO TRAGIC! Oh WOE is me! I am so hardened by my TRAGIC LOSS!" Calculonesque acting is needed to make Carth bearable/funny.
You guys should go back to the vulkar base if you're able, there's a big door in the garage level with a shit ton of credits behind it that you just ignored. It was like 2000 credits if I remember right
It's better in the second one. Your followers start following your influence, as well, meaning that EVERYONE starts getting the yellow eyes and gray skin. Except for one of your members, he just goes full-on Darth Maul.
Bastila: "If it wasn't for me, you would of died helpless, now come on before the Sith show up" My response: "Forget the Sith out there, i worried about the Sith in here with your belittling attitude!"
Also fun fact: You don't need Persuade to save Juhani. There are dialogue options that don't need Persuasion you can use to redeem her. But I seriously, seriously, seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt Woolie will try to redeem Juhani.
I for one, cannot stand Bastilla. The first two conversations with bastilla made me absolutely livid with her. As much as I dislike Carth, at least he isnt neck deep within his own colon.
I used to think NASCAR was shit until I learned the cars have no Power steering, so that combined with pulling 2-3 Gs for the whole race is actually super intense. I now think NASCAR is shit because the races are like 7 hours long.
SimplePhil You should check out the dirt track races with stock and sprint cars.. We have one where I live. It's pretty awesome. I've seen some pretty crazy wrecks when I went there as a teen.
And there's a tournament for it like the dueling ring on Taris. Yet another reason Pat needs to set it up for Woolie and get it going in a year or two.
I just know Woolie didn't bother with this game up (though he tried a few times and ultimately stopped) till it got updated for digital distribution on Xbox One. With The Sith Lords Woolie would run into the same odd compatibility problems and then to really play EVERYTHING you possibly can they'll also need The Sith Lords Restoration mod. Too much work for Woolie if I were to guess.
Pazzak is even better in Kotor 2 thanks to the tie breaker card and those cards which set all cards of a specific number to negative making victory by board filling a legit strategy. Kotor 2 gives you custom rewards for beating opposing players consecutively and it has the Champ. Kotor 1 just can't compare.
The dual-bladed lightsaber says 2-20 because it's doing 2d10 damage per blade, meaning a fairly consistent average of 11 base damage twice per round. As Pockets you're rolling a single d10 on that mainhand vibroblade, meaning that even if you had a second mainhand weapon in your offhand, you're still rolling half as many dice for your dps as Bastilla with the lightsaber.
To address Pat and Woolie's questions about the Taris Swoop Race: No matter how fast you go, even if you get the best possible time you can with a perfect run on your first run, the AI is scripted to always beat your score the first time around (I got my time down to something ridiculous like 21 seconds and some change one time, still got beat. Sadly I couldn't replicate that run afterwards, and was always a couple of seconds slower). So you can actually make it impossible to beat the Taris race if your first run is /too/ good. You're actually incentivized to job the first run, so you only just barely beat the time they give you. After that, as long as your time is better than.... I believe 34 seconds (assuming your time isn't better than that), you win. The developers made the Taris race insultingly easy. You can actually just go straight down the track, just changing gears and not hitting obstacles, with no accelerator pads and beat the first time. And beating the second time is only marginally harder than that.
I'm not sure, but I think they adapt quite a few of the timers to your result on Taris, so you can make your races harder by once again just being too good.
I believe Obi Wan is from Coruscant, and his manner of British accent is actually the Coruscanti ascent in Star Wars. This is also why all the imperial naval officers are British-accented.
There's a +7, Max Dex +2 armor in your slot for Pockets, which is perfect, but you give her a +5, Max Dex +5 armor for her, EVEN though she only has 12 dex. With the Echani Armor, you're only getting 6 points of armor, with the Light Battle Armor, it'd be 8 points of armor.
I think the Zaibatsu doesn't have a problem with Carth or Kenny they just have a problem with people who don't turn over and get assfucked. Carth is completly right, Bastila is being a shitty leader. A great leader would listen to the advice of the people she's sending to their doom. She doesn't need to agree with it, but listening to what the people on fire have to say about the "walking through fire" plan might be useful.
Yeah it amazes me that Pat is so bothered by Carth's more standard type-cast of "straight good guy with a trust issue" compared to Bastilla having a constant "holier than though" problem. And then when you get stronger later in the game she even explains that it bothers you that she's weaker than you.
I feel like this game would drive me crazy because to me being evil and being stupid are hopefully two separate things. Like it's dumb to tell a jedi that you don't already have the drop on that you own them. I'd miss so many dark side points because I wouldn't wantonly murder random innocents or talk mad shit for no reason.
This game uses the bioware black and white morality so all the evil options just make you a sociopath. The sequel does a much better job at having dark side choices make sense.
I've never seen a worse example of that bullshit than ME3, I mean some of the renegade things you can do in that game are ludicrously dark. Like damn I thought renegade was supposed to be the messier, easier option that cares less about collateral and other people's feelings, instead it's just the dumb, risky option that doesn't pay off as well.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Woolie, you find Carth annoying and so don't hesitate to put him in his place, which is reasonable, despite acknowledging that Carth is prickly about a topic that he didn't want to talk about and didn't bring up in the first place. Meanwhile, when Bastila gets overly temperamental and tries to pull rank despite not even knowing the context or having a plan, you side with her? The fanboy is strong with this one...
elitefencer777 Don't look for reason here, they said it right after she first spoke, they've got a hard on for the accent and that justifies siding by her at all times.
I love the editorialized npc dialogue. It allows you to do something else while this is playing in the background and you still get what is going on. Plus it's hilarious.
How does Pat hate Catch but Love Bastlia? She just whines and most the entire game, even more so when you do an evil play through. I don't get the how his hate boners work.
because hating carth is a kotor meme, and it's not like pat is obsessively breaking down everything carth does so as to form a non-biased opinion; that's a waste of time. so when pat thinks of carth, he goes with of the meme opinion of him where he's just this annoying jerko. and it's not just pat, tons of people do this all the time for loads of things.
^ Most people also probably mainly play as a male character, and they get that classic 'tough distant girl outside but nice inside' type romance with her. That might come into play in terms of being more invested to her character. For those people, Carth is mainly there as your buddy and thats it.
I went to a nascar race before and it was surprisingly more exciting when right there. My main complaint was that it's way too long for no real reason.
And here we see Pat's descent into sheer madness. With such great stuff as 'This is the battle of the Endar Spire' and his sheer hatred of Carth Onasi who complains because he wants to choose all the scumbag options and complains about it....like any decent human being would do in such a situation.
"You don't have anything you can actually put on that lightsaber" Me: "but the slots are glowing the way they do when upgrades are available" *crazy talk intensifies*
i love how carth instantly starts snapping at bastila almost the second she walks through the door. she rightly pointed out that things were going to shit and begins to take charge but carths like "no! im in charge! check your ego! also mission dont snap at people when they say one thing to you! IM NOT BEING SNAPPY!"
I gotta be honest, the guy who voiced Carth did a way better job then Jenn Hale. Maybe it's overexposure but she's one of the flattest voice actors I've ever heard
He did so good that Bioware was like "... yo, you wanna like... be the voice for this other soldier in space in this other space game we're working on?"
Probably a bad direction. Jen is experienced voice actor. And my guess will be, while voicing Bastilla, it was hard for her to pull off posh,british accent, and Bastilla's character.
mrfusspot Jen is kinda like Nolan North, she was in a lot of stuff. Not everything was good, and in some she is remembered fondly of. For example, she is Shepard.
What the fuck is Pat talking about? Swoop racing shows up on two other planets in KotOR 1, for a total of three tracks, and in KotOR 2 it also shows up on three planets, each with their own track. They do add a jump button, but that's about it. The primary minigame is pazaak in both of them, and I'd argue that pazaak is more important in 2, as it's part of your interaction with one of your companions. Also, it wasn't the battle of the Endar Spire, but every republic ship looks the same, so I can almost forgive that mistake. ...I said almost.
10:22 i think the alien talk in this game is mostly pretty silly, but this alien guy's speech is just super funny to me. he's talking so fast! and his intonation sounds so matter-of-fact, like he sounds like an over excited newscaster. and his last sentence MUCHA SHA PENG PAA
Let me tell you the tale of Carlos Pardo. He was leading a race is the Mexican NASCAR series with just a few laps to go, got spun out, hit the edge of a wall, and his car fucking disintegrated. The damage was so bad, they just called the race right there so the ambulances could get on the track and stuff. But since Carlos was leading when the crash happened, and they ended the race, he won the race despite the fact that he died from the crash. Oh, and the crash is on UA-cam if you wanna see it.
For those who are curious about "What happens if you crush your first Swoop heat?", it turns out every run you do makes your swoop accelerate faster. Also, 25 isn't the magic number. You get beat by another once, and only once.
Am I the only one who got really annoyed for no reason when Pat called Bastila a goody two shoes when knowing about her character and HOLY SHIT Bastila is going to talk about someone else being on a high horse
1:40 Me: *Checking my phone, waiting for the race to start* Pat: Okay, so it's... It's time-travel. Me: What the fuck?! I don't remembe- Trials. Time trails. Right.
Obi Wan was originally from Coruscant but around the time of Episode 3's release or later, Lucas changed his planet of origin to Stewjon. The planet was named after former Daily Show host Jon Stewart, an avid Star Wars fan. I assume its still canon today.
I raced the swoop game years later and still remembered the movements so I did it as fast as I could and... I got worried about the same damn thing. I thought I'd have to beat my time 3 in a row but I ended the mission only racing once I got like 23-23 seconds
8:36 It doesn't become unbeatable because the accelerator actually increases in effectiveness with each heat. I remember people going for records on this race intentionally fail to beat the posted time until the accelerator's about to blow.
Regarding the swoop race: you literally will always have to beat your first time so just do badly the first time and crush the second time. If I remember right you only have to do it twice.
holy shit, i just learned Jen Hale is the english voice actress for Elena in Grandia II.....I must now dig more to find out what other voices she has done that I didnt realize was her.
"This is the battle of the Endar Spire"
So the question becomes whether Pat is an idiot, or damn good liar.
Or maybe both, it could always be both.
I feel like this is more of an idiot moment. Anyone who has played through the game would realize the fight with Revan did NOT happen during the attack on the Endar Spire if they took the time to think about it for more than five seconds.
Matthew Nesbitt he may be trying to misguide woolie
The best part is when woolie says he can tell from the ship even though the bridges of the sith and republic ships look completely different.
Matthew Nesbitt Given Pat's comment about Revan's voice, Pat DEFINITELY knows what he's doing, and more importantly, knows what Woolie DOESN'T know.
He's just using Crazy Talk effectively.
Woolie wanted to become a Sith Lord, but it looks like he’ll end up a Shit Lord. Which I suppose is fair.
_GarbageHuman No Jutsu!_
How can one become what one already is? No friend, he will attain a whole new *level* of Shit Lord!
He might still become a Tshi Lord.
14:25
Woolie “I’ll kill random people for no reason, sure, but if a dialogue option makes me slightly uncomfortable I’ll ignore like a billion dark side points” Madden
balrogdahomie hey, he's a criminal *and* a gentleman
More like it's kinda stupid to tell a jedi that you actually own them
MrBoltstrike Like the gentleman thief archetype! Or a...phantom thief, as some would say.
You can be a Sith and respect women.
Woolie's drinking his RESPECT WOMAN bantha milk.
Obiwan's birth planet is unknown, save for a joke Lucas made on Tonight With Jon Stewart, but he was raised on Coruscant from essentially infancy, much like Bastila likely was. The 'posh british accent' a lot of Jedi have is just the Coruscanti accent.
The upper class Coruscant accent. All the scrubs living lower down have any accent imaginable and maybe don’t even speak Basic (Coruscant Nights!!!)
Maybe they all have Cockney accents. Not real ones either, just bad American attempts at Cockney accents.
Which gets extra weird when a character from the MMO says that an Imperial has a Dromund Kaas accent and the Sith Empire in that game is the descendant of the one from the Hyperspace war and they’ve been in exile for over a thousand years.
gotta love inconsistent bullshit that comes with the application of MMO money.
NERD!
Oh no, Pat called the battle against Revan "The Endar Spire Battle" twice. Now Woolie is going to start doing it.
its all misdirection, or Pat's an idiot. Either works for me
Crazy Talk won't let Pat catch a break.
If you say something three times in a row Crazy Talk makes it come true. Like summoning Beetlejuice and getting a divorce in India.
I think Woolie's stand should be slow ride, a stand that causes all actions and events take longer than they should.
It's like bullet time, but worthless.
No this is about the average time spent on Taris.
...Yes it's that bad.
Or Lowrider, it forces the scummier path of any given situation/moral choice.
+SkyFeline for a first time through, it's probably about average. But you can definitely do what they've done in less than 9 hours.
SkyFeline, this is definitely not the average for your first time on Taris...
According to Wookieepedia, Obi-Wan Kenobi's homeworld is Stewjon, a planet jokingly named in an interview with Jon Stewart whose name later became 100% canon.
Now THIS is Swoop Racing.
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 that Swoop Bike was pretty Wizard
"But do I want to learn from a nasty ethorian?" Darth Pockets Wakka confirmed.
Fucking dirty Al Bhed
Darth Pokka for short.
14:25 Despite trying to run Dark Side he just missed out on a bunch of points. It's almost like the thought of slavery makes him uncomfortable for some reason. Can't imagine why though.
Adrian The Vulture It’s also ridiculous. Trying to claim you own the most important Jedi to the war officer and your commanding officer is just stupid, even for a dark side player.
Why's that ridiculous?
"I own you!"
"Kay" Force pushes you off the fucking balcony or just acts like even more of a total bitch for the next hour.
+NeoCreo It's fun though. I thought the dark side playthrough was supposed t be the fun one where you just say "fuck it" to every little thing and slaughter millions.
At least it was for me...
Funny, considering the origins of the word "slave" and how every single race has been enslaved at some point in history, with slavery still existing in the world today, but Western blacks are the only ones who are complete bitches about it despite being several generations removed from it.
It's nearly impossible to make a time you can't beat because your swoop bike actually goes faster every race, until it explodes. Makes sense in universe and in game design.
That's actually pretty clever. The accelerator improves as it warms up... until it explodes and kills you. It wouldn't work if the swoop race weren't a one-time event.
Finally. After 19 episodes, Woolie is now halfway done the first planet. Buckle up buckaroos, we got a wild ride ahead of us.
Bastilla is more than halfway, from what I recall it's close to 3/4.
He still has 2 dungeons left to do. Sith base and then Daviks hideout. With a bit of stuff to do between.
My guess is five more episodes until they're done on Taris. All the side quests and exploring is done so now it's a straight shot.
the longer the better babyyyyy
"Man, I hate Carth. I mean, all I do is purposely antagonize him and make decisions that he clearly is against just to spite him, but all he does is complain!"
Yeah, I know. But why does Carth have to be such a *paladin*?
What's a Paladin?
I know right, Carth is such a bitch.
Your knowledge of the land shall be great.
Carth shouts at the top of his voice: BETRAYAL!!!!
I love the people talking about the missed dark side points when, since this is the first time I'm seeing this game, it would never had occurred to me that simply saying, "Aye I own ya gurl", is more evil than straight up denying a cure that could very well end all life on Taris and turn them into mutant Rakghouls. I don't know kinda weird option weighing to me.
One Jedi's feelings are more important than an entire planet of non-jedi. Why does everyone hate the Jedi again?
Woolie as a black female sith with bad sense of directions, wich is a comical trait, can fit very well in the new disney star wars universe.
would it be racist if darth pocket had a terribly exaggerated carribean accent?
like, she just sounded exactly like jar-jar?
314epsilon people would call it racist, regardless if it actually wwas
"They killed Revan."
Oh, so we're doing that. This'll be interesting.
I can't wait
sunchipsluvah it's gonna be long six months for you, then.
"Okay, so we have these awesome hover bikes that go *_LUDICROUS SPEED_* levels of fast, and it's probably gonna kill a good 80% of the people that ride them. Whad'dya call them?"
"...Swoops."
"...Ya sure ya wanna stick with that or-
*_"NO. SWOOPS. THERE IS ONLY SWOOPS!"_*
My God. They've gone to plaid.
Adrian The Vulture A once great man said "Swooping. Is. Bad."
*"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SWOOP STORE?!"*
"Carth is a goody two-shoes and sucks"
"Bastilla is a goody two-shoes and is awesome"
They BOTH hate when your character does evil shit. They both get mad at you, and depending on what it is, they'll both not allow you to do it. Also, the Revan flashback cutscene isn't on the Endar Spire Pat
But Bastila is hot. Your argument is invalid.
Lord Apache eh, she's alright. But what do you really have to work with in this game? There's Bastilla, Mission, and Juhani. Mission is underage, and Juhani is a weird cat lady, so Bastilla is by default the best
Carth - "Oh no my tragic backstory is SO TRAGIC! Oh WOE is me! I am so hardened by my TRAGIC LOSS!"
Calculonesque acting is needed to make Carth bearable/funny.
MONEYPYR0 there's rarely any space police left to get on your case if you do stuff with Mission it's fiiine, be a Sith and deal in absolutes
You guys should go back to the vulkar base if you're able, there's a big door in the garage level with a shit ton of credits behind it that you just ignored. It was like 2000 credits if I remember right
Notice the scalyness on pockets’ face as she becomes more sithish, this game is awesome.
It's better in the second one. Your followers start following your influence, as well, meaning that EVERYONE starts getting the yellow eyes and gray skin. Except for one of your members, he just goes full-on Darth Maul.
I just remember my guy getting like white eyes and a small beard.
seraphssavior oh yeah, i forgot about bao dur. That was pretty sick
Bastila: "If it wasn't for me, you would of died helpless, now come on before the Sith show up"
My response: "Forget the Sith out there, i worried about the Sith in here with your belittling attitude!"
If Woolie doesn't put at least a few points into persuasion, he's gonna completely miss Juhani
Implying he doesn't R1 her before Pat can say anything
Real Sith have no mercy
I R1'd her. Easy Red Lightsaber.
Just wanted to say I love the term of "R1'ing" someone.
Also fun fact: You don't need Persuade to save Juhani. There are dialogue options that don't need Persuasion you can use to redeem her. But I seriously, seriously, seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt Woolie will try to redeem Juhani.
I for one, cannot stand Bastilla. The first two conversations with bastilla made me absolutely livid with her. As much as I dislike Carth, at least he isnt neck deep within his own colon.
I can't blame her though. I would love to be inside of her colon, too. With muh dick.
Lord Apache can't argue tbh
Same, I'd rather Carth!
Lucent a bit of a bitch at the beginning
I mean... she doesn't like you at all for... reasons...
Carth and Bastilla are equal levels of goody2shoes obnoxiousness. Pat has never been so wrong so often on one game.
Bastilla is way more bearable than Carth.
hairypancake
She really isn't. She's way worse. At least Carth isn't a stupid hypocrite.
If you imagine Bastilas dialogue in Episode 2 Anakins voice, it’s uncanny how well it fits, especially later in the game and in the romance section.
Flirting isn't sexual harassment, snowflake.
Lord Apache If what Carth's been doing is *flirting*, it's no wonder he's shoved a stick up his arse. Only action he's ever getting.
I used to think NASCAR was shit until I learned the cars have no Power steering, so that combined with pulling 2-3 Gs for the whole race is actually super intense. I now think NASCAR is shit because the races are like 7 hours long.
SimplePhil You should check out the dirt track races with stock and sprint cars.. We have one where I live. It's pretty awesome. I've seen some pretty crazy wrecks when I went there as a teen.
For those that will heed wise words "swooping is bad"
shut up Alistair i'm trying to mack on Claudia Black
Are there Griffiths in this story?
Hey Carth. Good news, I brought Bastila back. And we only had to kill the leader of that other evil gang this time.
Carth: *sigh* I know. I got the experience.
Carth: Oh hey I levelled up...
Oh god, what crimes against civilization did Pockets commit
Pazzak is in KOTOR 2.
And there's a tournament for it like the dueling ring on Taris. Yet another reason Pat needs to set it up for Woolie and get it going in a year or two.
I just know Woolie didn't bother with this game up (though he tried a few times and ultimately stopped) till it got updated for digital distribution on Xbox One. With The Sith Lords Woolie would run into the same odd compatibility problems and then to really play EVERYTHING you possibly can they'll also need The Sith Lords Restoration mod. Too much work for Woolie if I were to guess.
It wasn't until Pat said that
Pure pazaak!
Pazzak is even better in Kotor 2 thanks to the tie breaker card and those cards which set all cards of a specific number to negative making victory by board filling a legit strategy. Kotor 2 gives you custom rewards for beating opposing players consecutively and it has the Champ. Kotor 1 just can't compare.
The dual-bladed lightsaber says 2-20 because it's doing 2d10 damage per blade, meaning a fairly consistent average of 11 base damage twice per round. As Pockets you're rolling a single d10 on that mainhand vibroblade, meaning that even if you had a second mainhand weapon in your offhand, you're still rolling half as many dice for your dps as Bastilla with the lightsaber.
To address Pat and Woolie's questions about the Taris Swoop Race:
No matter how fast you go, even if you get the best possible time you can with a perfect run on your first run, the AI is scripted to always beat your score the first time around (I got my time down to something ridiculous like 21 seconds and some change one time, still got beat. Sadly I couldn't replicate that run afterwards, and was always a couple of seconds slower). So you can actually make it impossible to beat the Taris race if your first run is /too/ good. You're actually incentivized to job the first run, so you only just barely beat the time they give you.
After that, as long as your time is better than.... I believe 34 seconds (assuming your time isn't better than that), you win. The developers made the Taris race insultingly easy. You can actually just go straight down the track, just changing gears and not hitting obstacles, with no accelerator pads and beat the first time. And beating the second time is only marginally harder than that.
Draeckon and then they proceeded to make the Manaan race unbelievably hard.
I'm not sure, but I think they adapt quite a few of the timers to your result on Taris, so you can make your races harder by once again just being too good.
Ithorians have TWO mouths, Woolie, one on either side of their neck. :D
Ithorians. four throats. Quite powerful.
They seriously let these aliens talk foreveeeeeeerrrr!
I believe Obi Wan is from Coruscant, and his manner of British accent is actually the Coruscanti ascent in Star Wars. This is also why all the imperial naval officers are British-accented.
6:40 CRAZY TALK
fucking instant
There's a +7, Max Dex +2 armor in your slot for Pockets, which is perfect, but you give her a +5, Max Dex +5 armor for her, EVEN though she only has 12 dex. With the Echani Armor, you're only getting 6 points of armor, with the Light Battle Armor, it'd be 8 points of armor.
I think the Zaibatsu doesn't have a problem with Carth or Kenny they just have a problem with people who don't turn over and get assfucked.
Carth is completly right, Bastila is being a shitty leader. A great leader would listen to the advice of the people she's sending to their doom. She doesn't need to agree with it, but listening to what the people on fire have to say about the "walking through fire" plan might be useful.
But Carth won't turn over and get assfucked
@@joshaqy I know this is 2 years late... but that's the problem that the OP was saying.
carth > bastila
bastila is way more self righteous and naggy than carth. carth is fairly justified when you know his background
Yeah it amazes me that Pat is so bothered by Carth's more standard type-cast of "straight good guy with a trust issue" compared to Bastilla having a constant "holier than though" problem. And then when you get stronger later in the game she even explains that it bothers you that she's weaker than you.
I feel like this game would drive me crazy because to me being evil and being stupid are hopefully two separate things. Like it's dumb to tell a jedi that you don't already have the drop on that you own them. I'd miss so many dark side points because I wouldn't wantonly murder random innocents or talk mad shit for no reason.
This game uses the bioware black and white morality so all the evil options just make you a sociopath. The sequel does a much better job at having dark side choices make sense.
I've never seen a worse example of that bullshit than ME3, I mean some of the renegade things you can do in that game are ludicrously dark. Like damn I thought renegade was supposed to be the messier, easier option that cares less about collateral and other people's feelings, instead it's just the dumb, risky option that doesn't pay off as well.
Yeah, that was one of the bummers of this game. The Dark Side works in the vein of the dumb mustache twirling villain.
Oh nice! More of Knights Of The Old Taris
Mushoo shakapaka
elmilkmann *musha
Ithorians have an equivalent to that, once you notice Ithorians say "Feedon Gelfa" over and over again you'll never unhear it
Felteair or the Rodians "Ma ma, nabess.", and "Smeelia!"
DAS RACIS'
Say something else, Sasha!
SWOOP THERE IT IS. Finally get to Jennifer Hale and lightsabers.
Ooh, maybe draw Mission posing on a swoop bike?
everybody get up, it's time to space now
Two great things, totally worth killing a blind guy for it.
Posing...? I was thinking something involving that wookie they travel with...
The big walking carpet, eh?
Swoop bike racing > than Pod Racing.
greater than than?
Than Pod Racing is my favorite Than racing.
If by greater you mean the lameness of swoop bikes is greater than pod racing, than sure.
I mean, if you prefer one racer going down a straight line.
lmao yeah, no, it isn't.
Just suscribed! This is gonna be one of the best let's plays ever. You guys are killin it.
You're in for one hell of a ride, just maybe not the ride you expected.
“Force... of determination” was an under appreciated joke
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Woolie, you find Carth annoying and so don't hesitate to put him in his place, which is reasonable, despite acknowledging that Carth is prickly about a topic that he didn't want to talk about and didn't bring up in the first place. Meanwhile, when Bastila gets overly temperamental and tries to pull rank despite not even knowing the context or having a plan, you side with her? The fanboy is strong with this one...
elitefencer777 Don't look for reason here, they said it right after she first spoke, they've got a hard on for the accent and that justifies siding by her at all times.
Carth is a wet blanket who will always remain a wet blanket.
Bastila is a wet blanket who can transition into becoming a _fun_ blanket.
Nobody tell Woolie who Revans voice actor is guys
I love the editorialized npc dialogue. It allows you to do something else while this is playing in the background and you still get what is going on. Plus it's hilarious.
How does Pat hate Catch but Love Bastlia? She just whines and most the entire game, even more so when you do an evil play through. I don't get the how his hate boners work.
*Catch=Carth
because hating carth is a kotor meme, and it's not like pat is obsessively breaking down everything carth does so as to form a non-biased opinion; that's a waste of time. so when pat thinks of carth, he goes with of the meme opinion of him where he's just this annoying jerko. and it's not just pat, tons of people do this all the time for loads of things.
DToYT Because late game spoilers later.
Which I don't know how that helps her case. For me it made me dislike her as a character even more.
^ Most people also probably mainly play as a male character, and they get that classic 'tough distant girl outside but nice inside' type romance with her. That might come into play in terms of being more invested to her character. For those people, Carth is mainly there as your buddy and thats it.
I went to a nascar race before and it was surprisingly more exciting when right there. My main complaint was that it's way too long for no real reason.
The LP was going TOO fast , so we decided to wait for the NPCs that speak in an alien language to finish talking even after Pat read their dialogue
Pockets
Master of the Owen Wilson Lightsaber
WOw
Jimmy races go-karts, Pockets races swoop bikes. Truly, this is what Super Best Friends Drift aspired to be.
Mario races ALL HUMANITY AND BEASTS ALIKE.
[Mute City intensifies]... oh wait it's over in 30 seconds. Nevermind, pack it up, false alarm.
The Owen "WOOOOOW" Wilson is strong in this video.
“They better have a good voice actor for this Sith Lord” “OH TRUST ME” 😜😜
And here we see Pat's descent into sheer madness. With such great stuff as 'This is the battle of the Endar Spire' and his sheer hatred of Carth Onasi who complains because he wants to choose all the scumbag options and complains about it....like any decent human being would do in such a situation.
"No, it automatically accelerates."
ENTER CRAZY TALK.
I love Pats narration lol.
"You don't have anything you can actually put on that lightsaber"
Me: "but the slots are glowing the way they do when upgrades are available"
*crazy talk intensifies*
Drakilian LastName nah, for some reason the slots for lightsabers are highlighted even when you don't have parts.
Pat - You accelerate automatically.
Reality - Press A to accelerate
Pockets has traded Mission for Bastila. She has chosen poorly.
They both have delicious assholes.
On Taris, we still are.
I LOVE that Woolie is unspoiled on this.
Stop using all the consumables, you might need them later.
Soo....we've been grinding off screen to farm more -Blood Vials- medpacs...
But I only have 99 of them
i love how carth instantly starts snapping at bastila almost the second she walks through the door. she rightly pointed out that things were going to shit and begins to take charge but carths like "no! im in charge! check your ego! also mission dont snap at people when they say one thing to you! IM NOT BEING SNAPPY!"
Crazy talk has been activated
Spending 400 episodes on Taris has murdered the hype of this LP. If only we had increased the length of the episodes ans gotten through this sooner
23:20 -no, woolie. You are rocking a 5+1. Because max dex bonus is like dex scaling on a dark souls weapon, and you are a pure str character.
I gotta be honest, the guy who voiced Carth did a way better job then Jenn Hale. Maybe it's overexposure but she's one of the flattest voice actors I've ever heard
He did so good that Bioware was like "... yo, you wanna like... be the voice for this other soldier in space in this other space game we're working on?"
She's awful
Probably a bad direction. Jen is experienced voice actor. And my guess will be, while voicing Bastilla, it was hard for her to pull off posh,british accent, and Bastilla's character.
Oh good its not just me. I've heard better voice acting from volunteers in trashy indie games, and these guys are praising her performance here?
mrfusspot Jen is kinda like Nolan North, she was in a lot of stuff. Not everything was good, and in some she is remembered fondly of. For example, she is Shepard.
In the amount of videos it takes them to finish most games, we have done half of the first world. Let that sink in everyone.
What the fuck is Pat talking about? Swoop racing shows up on two other planets in KotOR 1, for a total of three tracks, and in KotOR 2 it also shows up on three planets, each with their own track. They do add a jump button, but that's about it. The primary minigame is pazaak in both of them, and I'd argue that pazaak is more important in 2, as it's part of your interaction with one of your companions. Also, it wasn't the battle of the Endar Spire, but every republic ship looks the same, so I can almost forgive that mistake. ...I said almost.
10:22 i think the alien talk in this game is mostly pretty silly, but this alien guy's speech is just super funny to me. he's talking so fast! and his intonation sounds so matter-of-fact, like he sounds like an over excited newscaster. and his last sentence MUCHA SHA PENG PAA
Let me tell you the tale of Carlos Pardo. He was leading a race is the Mexican NASCAR series with just a few laps to go, got spun out, hit the edge of a wall, and his car fucking disintegrated. The damage was so bad, they just called the race right there so the ambulances could get on the track and stuff. But since Carlos was leading when the crash happened, and they ended the race, he won the race despite the fact that he died from the crash. Oh, and the crash is on UA-cam if you wanna see it.
"No force-year wookie has ever had the force...OF ACCELERATION" - Woolie, 2017
13:52 Obi-Wans from Stewjon named after John Stewart I shit you not.
So I checked out Bastila's VA and not sure what's more impressive, all the video game roles or the fact she was also in Skeleton Warriors!
Man, thank Christ Pat is here to shorthand everything the aliens say. God knows we're incapable of reading.
For those who are curious about "What happens if you crush your first Swoop heat?", it turns out every run you do makes your swoop accelerate faster. Also, 25 isn't the magic number. You get beat by another once, and only once.
"What planet was obi-wan from?"
Obi-wan never told you what planet he was from! *Robotic hiss*
i know Bioware loves Jen Hale's voice, but Bastilla looks like she's also modelled after young Jen Hale
Ahhhh i need longer star wars fixes...
Also, more persuasion can be pretty cool, even for an evil character who murders everything.
26:43 Is Pockets gonna perform a "mana transfer" with Bastila...?
Am I the only one who got really annoyed for no reason when Pat called Bastila a goody two shoes when knowing about her character and HOLY SHIT Bastila is going to talk about someone else being on a high horse
1:40
Me: *Checking my phone, waiting for the race to start*
Pat: Okay, so it's... It's time-travel.
Me: What the fuck?! I don't remembe- Trials. Time trails. Right.
Obi Wan was originally from Coruscant but around the time of Episode 3's release or later, Lucas changed his planet of origin to Stewjon. The planet was named after former Daily Show host Jon Stewart, an avid Star Wars fan. I assume its still canon today.
I love Bastila , her hair is so fking cute
I raced the swoop game years later and still remembered the movements so I did it as fast as I could and... I got worried about the same damn thing. I thought I'd have to beat my time 3 in a row but I ended the mission only racing once I got like 23-23 seconds
"Whoever your Sith Lord is he better have a good VA" I will just wait here and watch it unfold. :3
Is Bastilla the tsun tsun queen that we've all been searching for?
I started playing Kotor for the very first time when they uploaded the first episode. I just beat the game a few minutes ago.
Are they still on Taris?
For 3-5 more parts, at least.
LP Log: episode 20. We still can't figure out how DEX armor bonus works.
Dude, Battle of the Endar Spire wss the intro.
Revan was wiped two (?) years before this.
I can’t wait till they meet everyone’s favorite droid!
I can't believe Woolie is shittalking Ithorians. They're the coolest alien race in Star Wars.
8:36 It doesn't become unbeatable because the accelerator actually increases in effectiveness with each heat. I remember people going for records on this race intentionally fail to beat the posted time until the accelerator's about to blow.
Regarding the swoop race: you literally will always have to beat your first time so just do badly the first time and crush the second time. If I remember right you only have to do it twice.
holy shit, i just learned Jen Hale is the english voice actress for Elena in Grandia II.....I must now dig more to find out what other voices she has done that I didnt realize was her.
10:20 --- _"Privileged LetsPlayer is convinced all black people look alike, join our campaign & fight back!, __#SoWhite__"_
^ _dats...dah joke_ **sad trombone**
It's actually possible to dominate the first race so hard that no one is able to beat you and you just win in your first run.