Man, this one is too much. It even got my husband laughing. For some reason, our previous homeowners had shag carpeting in the BATHROOMS. Hits close to home. Thank you, Graham.
This dude is amazingly underrated. I love stand up but rarely actually belly laugh at any of the material. This had me rolling. I looked like a maniac listening to it in my car alone, laughing hysterically on the way to pick my kid up from school.
True. Home Depot is for me, 97% of the time anyway, a lonely visit where I experience a feeling of disorientation, more than having an enjoyable find. I'm always so happy to be back home after those Home Depot forays.
After the initial high of bringing home the materials for a project I'll never finish, I experience the equivalent low as I stack them in my "utility room" (the cruelly ironic name of a whole room wasted on storing crap I'll never find--let alone use.)
As someone watching this, whilst coloring in my tiny house, I built myself then putting the pictures on my tiny fridge I purchased myself, with all my rescued animals including old dogs...this is HILARIOUS!!! 🙌👏😂🤣
Loving this guy and his performance not only because it's hilarious and original comedy but also because it made me feel slightly more okay with the reality that I will never be able to own a house in spite of all that hard work and salutatorianism.
If it helps, most of your generation won't and living with family in adulthood is being normalized. All jokes aside, maybe that will be the cultural silver lining? Your generation is a lot more aware of unnecessary systemic injustice and the myth of the American Dream. You all are already more politically active than your predecessors, and that is _definitely_ a good thing.
I tend to listen to a lot of standup comedy and occasionally think to myself, 'that was amusing'. Graham first 20 minutes had me laughing more than the past couple months!
oh my good lord when he talks about your arm muscle being out of shape when you are working on items on the ceiling ....he isn't kidding how damn bad or how quickly it hurts and feels as though you stuck your whole arm into a fire pit and left it to roast for a bit. 😖 i was changing a light bulb in the ceiling and All i had to go was unscrew 3 hand tight screws holding the cover, bad bulb out...good bulb in, and replace the cover n 3 screws..... took only like 5 minutes but i am not kidding i was fcking covered in sweat as though I forrest gumped from one end of the U.S. to the other 🥵
As an engineer I found this hilarious because he didn't talk about *any* of the things that are actually the most frustrating parts of renovating/building a house 😂
I cut my own hair once pretty well w/ 2 mirrors from diff angles. My mom evened it out a little but I got lucky 😂 Long hair is sorta easier to maintain: bad hair day?! Just tie it back or stick it in a hat until you have time to wash and brush it again later 😆
I have a WHITE maltipoo that decided she didn't want to be white anymore when our Gardners put manure on our lawn so she decided to roll in it then run through the house and jump on my white leather couches then through all 4 of my downstairs bedrooms and onto the beds. I spent 4 hrs cleaning her and the house. You know what happened the next day? SAME THING. except she made it upstairs to those rooms too. She had managed to get over the little fence thing around the pile. I am an expert at cleaning manure now.
Many people have features that resemble others, just not the entire face, and not everyone has an eye for picking it up. Doesn't mean you're bad at faces, to the contrary you're probably more observant than most. In this case I looked up that guy and yes, he definitely does
'Fun Fact'... shorter people love longer...I mean LIVE longer as far as I can tell. How many NBA height elderly people do you encounter outside of some non GMO'd tribe somewhere?
I didn't relate to anything he said, so it got kinda annoying being told what I think and observe when it was clearly just the comedian projecting their own perspective
So you are not his age group. So he isn't talking about your interests. Surprise Surprise. That's like going to a chocolate shop and complaining because you don't like chocolate. Just a suggestion, go find where the 20ish year old comedians hold out.
Shockingly amazing comedian that I found by accident!
Immaculate timing. Endless energy. Almost all good material.
Yeah. He was relentless!
Best comedian I have heard in a long time! I was rolling laughing for the entire hour. Forwarded it to a bunch of people.
Man, this one is too much. It even got my husband laughing. For some reason, our previous homeowners had shag carpeting in the BATHROOMS. Hits close to home. Thank you, Graham.
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That’s the best show idea !! 😂😂 this all hits literally close to home and I love it.
This dude is amazingly underrated. I love stand up but rarely actually belly laugh at any of the material. This had me rolling. I looked like a maniac listening to it in my car alone, laughing hysterically on the way to pick my kid up from school.
"... the look on your face, worth more than the snowglobe." 😅 Brilliant! 😅
He reminds me of Bill Burr. The same fruitless anger about cracy human behaviour. Funny comedian! He put more than one smile upon my face.
i caught the similarity too, when he goes
"u can't do it "
The energy of this guy is insane. Really great material.
If he had an easier-to-remember name he could retire, because I’m recommending Graham Chippendales to everyone I meet from here on
I've never laughed so much 🤣. Completely relatable, true and hilarious 😂💜
The Home Depot part was hilarious lol
True.
Home Depot is for me, 97% of the time anyway, a lonely visit where I experience a feeling of disorientation, more than having an enjoyable find. I'm always so happy to be back home after those Home Depot forays.
After the initial high of bringing home the materials for a project I'll never finish, I experience the equivalent low as I stack them in my "utility room" (the cruelly ironic name of a whole room wasted on storing crap I'll never find--let alone use.)
Finally, oh God finally, a real talent.
Best comedian I have seen in ages!
Brilliantly made- from the very beginning to the end, and more.
Thank you for an awesome performance. He’s great!
As someone watching this, whilst coloring in my tiny house, I built myself then putting the pictures on my tiny fridge I purchased myself, with all my rescued animals including old dogs...this is HILARIOUS!!! 🙌👏😂🤣
Laughed so hard! Brilliant!!
He is so good I am not even bored for 1 second.He is really good at building the jokes.
Ready for this? I wasn’t.
I'm definitely ready to waste more of my day drinking and watching this, I already fucked it up again anyway. Signed, reluctant adult
This guy is like a cross between Tim Allen and Mark Wahlberg. Hahaha funny comedian!
This guy is non-stop funny as shit! He has explained my life as an adult and I laughed at the whole thing. He is really handsome too.
Loving this guy and his performance not only because it's hilarious and original comedy but also because it made me feel slightly more okay with the reality that I will never be able to own a house in spite of all that hard work and salutatorianism.
If it helps, most of your generation won't and living with family in adulthood is being normalized. All jokes aside, maybe that will be the cultural silver lining?
Your generation is a lot more aware of unnecessary systemic injustice and the myth of the American Dream. You all are already more politically active than your predecessors, and that is _definitely_ a good thing.
Great face, voice and comedy.
Great set!
How did he just narrate my life hilariously?
This was so awesome, still laughing about it 3 days later. Wanted to see live but could not find tour schedule.
This need to have more views, snort laughed through the whole thing!
Listening to this while painting my walls just made it so much funnier.
An hour long reality check... disguised as "comedy." 😅😅😅
That's the best comedy
“You give me a door and come back an hour later, you’re just gonna find a man crying in a doorway!”
Why are there not more likes? This is great! Especially as I have renovated 2 houses & been Home Depot too many times 😂😂😂
I tend to listen to a lot of standup comedy and occasionally think to myself, 'that was amusing'. Graham first 20 minutes had me laughing more than the past couple months!
Oh my God I need him in my life. He is my exact thoughts I have every day.
Im offended. As an unlicensed practitioner of self-dentistry, I can assure you I was professional with the teeth I used to have
Wow, what a gem of a set! I laughed the entire time. Funny beginning to end in my opinion. This was just great!
This guy is great..really great...life is just like he says..it was great to have a laugh at our selves..
oh my good lord when he talks about your arm muscle being out of shape when you are working on items on the ceiling ....he isn't kidding how damn bad or how quickly it hurts and feels as though you stuck your whole arm into a fire pit and left it to roast for a bit. 😖
i was changing a light bulb in the ceiling and All i had to go was unscrew 3 hand tight screws holding the cover, bad bulb out...good bulb in, and replace the cover n 3 screws..... took only like 5 minutes but i am not kidding i was fcking covered in sweat as though I forrest gumped from one end of the U.S. to the other 🥵
worked at home depot and this is 100% accurate
Found him hours ago. He's got 5 rescue dogs!!!
I am telling all my rescue contacts. Loved the dog stuff.
WOWWWWW WHAT A OUTSTANDING HILARIOUS COMEDIAN I TOTALLY ENJOYED WATCHING THIS
Amazing. All the relatable details 😂😂
Absolutely HYSTERICAL 😆😆😆. I'm in the construction field and this is dead accurate and hilarious 😂
Awesome.
Laughed so hard I cried. I shop at Home Depot too!
Dude looks like Lord Farquaad from Shrek
He was amazingly brilliant, and very unique
This guy is great.
Oh man, great timing and great observations! Needs a drybar special!
What a find, thank you algorithm!
😄👏👏👏
Love it!
Hilarious! As a life long contractor, these issues aren't only for the inexperienced lol!
Brilliant!
Lmao comedy gold 😂🙌🏽 every time
So good 😂❤ How have I never heard him before??
I loved this!!!
Congratulations to all the adults who got dressed and left the house
I failed miserably today
Maybe tomorrow... adulting is hard...
adulteration is overrated
These jokes are so good!
Amazingly funny.
This was really good!
Just as funny as the first time 🤣
As an engineer I found this hilarious because he didn't talk about *any* of the things that are actually the most frustrating parts of renovating/building a house 😂
Hysterical 😂❤
Amazing show. Consistently hilarious!
it's like a roomba. I totaly saw that one coming
Graham Chappaquiddick is one of the funniest comics performing now!
Very funny I’m a pants hoarder!!!
This guy is so funny!
I cut my own hair once pretty well w/ 2 mirrors from diff angles. My mom evened it out a little but I got lucky 😂 Long hair is sorta easier to maintain: bad hair day?! Just tie it back or stick it in a hat until you have time to wash and brush it again later 😆
Holy Sh*t! This guy's good.
This was good. I liked the bit about diy
good set
Hilarious!
Certainly very funny!!
I have a WHITE maltipoo that decided she didn't want to be white anymore when our Gardners put manure on our lawn so she decided to roll in it then run through the house and jump on my white leather couches then through all 4 of my downstairs bedrooms and onto the beds. I spent 4 hrs cleaning her and the house. You know what happened the next day? SAME THING. except she made it upstairs to those rooms too. She had managed to get over the little fence thing around the pile. I am an expert at cleaning manure now.
Fool me once...
I'm jealous you have 4 downstairs bedrooms. I'll gladly live there shit stains and all
He is so funny
at times his voice sounds exactly like Tom Papa
i heard Bill Burr
I just assumed you sand off wallpaper. Thanks for letting me know to skip those other Mickey Mouse steps though
Ha! good stuff.
Is it just me or does he look like Derek from Veritasium? Probably just me. I'm bad with faces.
Many people have features that resemble others, just not the entire face, and not everyone has an eye for picking it up. Doesn't mean you're bad at faces, to the contrary you're probably more observant than most. In this case I looked up that guy and yes, he definitely does
No, there is no resemblence.
looks like Bud, from
married with children
Hilarious guy... Good thing I'm not a guy... This would be me 😅
Okay. But chocolate cake with Oreo icing is significantly better than chocolate cake and Oreos on the side
Good point. And honestly if you put that crust on a cheesecake it's pretty bomb
First of all designers build decorators fluff pillows 😂 there is a difference Buddy
Halarious 😂
it’s the only one you need before you do a remodel in your house 🏠
His head looks like it’s CGI’ed on.
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He does sound like Tom papa
Do you shake hands too?
Imagine if he had kids!
'Fun Fact'... shorter people love longer...I mean LIVE longer as far as I can tell. How many NBA height elderly people do you encounter outside of some non GMO'd tribe somewhere?
A lot of extremely tall people have Marfan syndrome. That will explain it for you.
Jazz
coloring is relaxing and fun. Why is that offensive to this guy?
Just for laughs, that's a lot of fear of people ...dude.
This guy American confirmed haha
what...the ff is he talking about? (im older than he is)=
Noooo!!!! I just bought a house. I can't tell if this is funny or painful.
I didn't relate to anything he said, so it got kinda annoying being told what I think and observe when it was clearly just the comedian projecting their own perspective
So you are not his age group. So he isn't talking about your interests. Surprise Surprise.
That's like going to a chocolate shop and complaining because you don't like chocolate.
Just a suggestion, go find where the 20ish year old comedians hold out.
@@georgielancaster1356 I'm 38. I'm allowed to have my own view on Comedy and comment in a public forum as I please.
@@tbrogoit02i'll one up you: I didn't find him funny at all
@@tonypaella you win :)