Futurama: Whale Biologist

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  • @Jordacar
    @Jordacar 4 роки тому +200

    0:10 "I don't know you well enough to get into that." What a perfect way to get out of any conversation.

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 4 роки тому +3

      It's also the number one way people who can't defend their position get out of actually trying to do so.

    • @indyj16
      @indyj16 4 роки тому +2

      I also like to say “I won’t bore you with the details.”

    • @hariodinio
      @hariodinio 4 роки тому +1

      It sounds like such a cliche npc response in an rpg

    • @michaeljeffery7466
      @michaeljeffery7466 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 6 років тому +2478

    0:10 when you fail your persuasion check

    • @Captain_Dick_Swett
      @Captain_Dick_Swett 4 роки тому +27

      Holy shit my nose hurts like hell you made beer come out you son of a bitch. I think i love you Seymour

    • @antoinekirmann2564
      @antoinekirmann2564 4 роки тому +30

      *bribe*
      "Thank y-"
      *bribe*
      "How nic-"
      *bribe*
      "Thank y-"
      *bribe*
      "Thank y-"
      ...
      "What a pleasure to see you my friend !"

    • @rainworldfan7757
      @rainworldfan7757 4 роки тому +17

      arcade gannon

    • @Kagrynac
      @Kagrynac 4 роки тому +2

      @@rainworldfan7757 Hah! Almost too perfect of a comparison. Thanks for the genuine laugh

    • @patrinizer346
      @patrinizer346 4 роки тому +4

      You need to get to his social link to rank 6 on before the Whale Biologist tells you his backstory.

  • @whYLiE09
    @whYLiE09 4 роки тому +1485

    Kipps front flip being so well received is just gold. Makes me laugh every time I see it 😂

    • @carmadme
      @carmadme 4 роки тому +8

      I read your comment as kiffs front lips
      I watched twice more looking for what was so spectial about his lips
      I was so confused

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +10

      It's "Kif"

    • @whYLiE09
      @whYLiE09 4 роки тому +4

      @@parker-boy98 😱 everything I know is a lie..

    • @fernandoantunezantonio3450
      @fernandoantunezantonio3450 4 роки тому

      Hello there

    • @whYLiE09
      @whYLiE09 4 роки тому

      @@fernandoantunezantonio3450 haha hey

  • @Eragarev
    @Eragarev 6 років тому +1803

    ..Precious hamburgers?

    • @MisterMalleable
      @MisterMalleable 5 років тому +95

      More like precious steamed hams

    • @thisxgreatxdecay
      @thisxgreatxdecay 5 років тому +109

      @@THERobertL2000 Oh no, I said "ambergris." That's what I call hamburgers!

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 5 років тому +64

      @@thisxgreatxdecay is that an Albany expression?

    • @Pandora234able
      @Pandora234able 4 роки тому +37

      Nathaniel Perry No, Utica.

    • @jnoirj3124
      @jnoirj3124 4 роки тому +20

      @@thisxgreatxdecay Oh no, I didn't say "steamed clams", I said steamed hams; that's what I call hamburgers.

  • @bhzaddybhzolby1705
    @bhzaddybhzolby1705 4 роки тому +537

    "Better do what he says, he's a whale biologist."

  •  4 роки тому +255

    That opening conversation is like any Fallout or Elder Scrolls game.

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 4 роки тому +1732

    Plot hole. Everyone in Futurama is assigned their job, they don’t choose. So he couldn’t have chosen to be a whale biologist.

    • @indiemedley1209
      @indiemedley1209 4 роки тому +408

      Exactly why he hates the job

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 4 роки тому +158

      He never really said that he chose it

    • @yaboiferret8681
      @yaboiferret8681 4 роки тому +70

      Brosef Brokowski no but leela did, and he didn’t deny it

    • @eliasakkerman4597
      @eliasakkerman4597 4 роки тому +80

      I think the humor in a science fiction cartoon made by the same guy that did the Simpson's is more important then a plot hole.

    • @eliasakkerman4597
      @eliasakkerman4597 4 роки тому +35

      @@DabroodThompson I guess I'm just a better person for not letting a 10 year old joke from a cartoon ruin my day

  • @arrownoir
    @arrownoir 5 років тому +546

    You can get away with anything if you add whale biologist at the end of it.

    • @jmad318
      @jmad318 4 роки тому +28

      I should know, I'm a whale biologist.

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 4 роки тому +5

      @@jmad318 as a fellow whale biologist, I concur. Though you have to watch out for those frawds calling themselves killer whale biologists.

    • @carmadme
      @carmadme 4 роки тому +1

      Same goes if you drive a jaaaaaag

    • @timmccarthy872
      @timmccarthy872 4 роки тому +3

      Fuck you dipshit

    • @timmccarthy872
      @timmccarthy872 4 роки тому +5

      Whale biologist

  • @knightdrako
    @knightdrako 4 роки тому +37

    If you hate your enemy you study their behavior in order to find their weaknesses. Clever move whale biologists.

  • @assordante2205
    @assordante2205 3 роки тому +45

    This guy was easily one of the best characters in the show. Should have been a recurring character.

  • @simondsb
    @simondsb 5 років тому +79

    2nd favorite quote from Futurama, behind "for no raisin!"

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 3 роки тому +1

      I’m the greetest!!! Now I’m leaving Eerth for no raisin!!!

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms 3 роки тому +12

    "THE SUIT WAS UGLY! Whale biologist." XD
    "MUSHU IS SAD!" XDDDDDD!!! Laugh so hard at that every time.

  • @dwaugh2215
    @dwaugh2215 4 роки тому +1112

    If he’s a so-called whale biologist, then why does he hate whales?

    • @FMHikari
      @FMHikari 4 роки тому +645

      You don't know him that well to get into that

    • @franzsanders9573
      @franzsanders9573 4 роки тому +30

      Because it’s hilarious!

    • @ventus12312
      @ventus12312 4 роки тому +146

      The longer you work with something the more you hate it

    • @AldeanMario
      @AldeanMario 4 роки тому +27

      He sells the oil kif is covered in

    • @amarsven
      @amarsven 4 роки тому +41

      "300 dollars please!"
      I think that answers it and why people do horrible jobs.

  • @JOELwindows7
    @JOELwindows7 4 роки тому +100

    Whale biologist
    This is your daily dose of Recommendation

  • @chibi013
    @chibi013 5 років тому +244

    ... and the fifth reason whales kill is for the shear fun of it.

    • @Quinna5537
      @Quinna5537 5 років тому +5

      Hotel July anything else?

    • @casp512
      @casp512 4 роки тому +15

      @@Quinna5537 Yeah. You're lumpy and you smell awful.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 4 роки тому +5

      Mineterra Golem 😠

    • @Menez47
      @Menez47 4 роки тому +9

      Hey I calls em like how i sees em.

    • @pennhersh4276
      @pennhersh4276 4 роки тому +4

      AJ Menez I’m a whale biologist

  • @moontrooper2587
    @moontrooper2587 4 роки тому +14

    This has some serious Invader Zim energy, and I love it.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 роки тому +17

    “The suit was ugly! Whale biologist!”

  • @TheMaxforsyth
    @TheMaxforsyth 4 роки тому +29

    Commander Riker's Island - nice.

  • @notapplicable9243
    @notapplicable9243 3 роки тому +7

    It took me too many years to realize he became a whale biologist to hunt whales.

  • @chriswilson3698
    @chriswilson3698 Рік тому +11

    I’m a bear biologist

  • @Chronos146
    @Chronos146 6 років тому +399

    The suit was ugly

    • @nicktechnubyte1184
      @nicktechnubyte1184 5 років тому +76

      WHALE BIOLOGIST!!!!

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +12

      It was also filled with disgusting fish-smelling creature, and also it was filled with fish.

    • @Chris-it4fe
      @Chris-it4fe 4 роки тому

      @@medexamtoolscom bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh

  • @shaneblackburn8910
    @shaneblackburn8910 4 роки тому +11

    Commander Riker Island... Nicely done Futurama. 😄

  • @TafTabTah
    @TafTabTah 4 роки тому +9

    1:07 even the rings to jump through have rocket boosters 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Reilly-K
      @Reilly-K 4 роки тому +1

      It's the superior way to suspend anything. Wouldn't you hold up everything with rocket boosters if you could?

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 4 роки тому +16

    _Can't hate him, He's a Whale Biologist_

  • @steelersguy74
    @steelersguy74 4 роки тому +24

    I was pleasantly impressed when I first saw this episode. Pygmy Sperm whales are a real species and generally not very familiar to most people. Someone on the writing staff did their homework.

  • @jonahyoungkin2430
    @jonahyoungkin2430 Рік тому +8

    I'm genuinely surprised he showed up in the newest Futurama episode

  • @rtyuik7
    @rtyuik7 4 роки тому +9

    0:10 - when your Charisma is too low, and you fail a SpeechCheck in an RPG

  • @seanbernard4212
    @seanbernard4212 4 роки тому +61

    So this is why jack kept calling himself a whale biologist

  • @RAE10182504
    @RAE10182504 7 років тому +87

    1:05 the moment when watching whales is no longer fun or magnificent. But oh so very funny.

    • @TM-rl1ns
      @TM-rl1ns 5 років тому +2

      This needs to be a 10 hour loop.

  • @TheCandyHole
    @TheCandyHole 2 роки тому +1

    Presenting Mushu, the educated whale who thinks he's *Better Than You!*

  • @zotharr
    @zotharr 4 роки тому +22

    This reminds me of that Onion interview with the anteater guy lol

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +4

      Oh yeah, that's great that someone else saw that and thinks of this. Though I get the impression that guy just was really bored with anteaters and felt he ruined his life by studying them, whereas THIS guy became a whale biologist because he hated them to begin with and wanted to be a whale biologist simply because it would give him opportunities to perform experiments on them and such.

    • @Telonelemon3
      @Telonelemon3 4 роки тому +2

      I three am part of the onion club

    • @zotharr
      @zotharr 4 роки тому +1

      @@Telonelemon3 Ah, I see, you're a man of culture as well ;)

  • @Ashguy733
    @Ashguy733 4 роки тому +30

    0:10 Speech check fail.

  • @0megacron
    @0megacron 4 роки тому +1

    I love how no matter whey they go on Earth, it's always those same two cops.

  • @omegacbo
    @omegacbo 4 роки тому +1

    Commander Riker's Island! never noticed love it!

  • @slayerpug
    @slayerpug Рік тому +3

    Bear biologist now

  • @federicofernandez9276
    @federicofernandez9276 4 роки тому +1

    THE SUIT WAS UGLY!
    -whale biologist

  • @Purpylon
    @Purpylon 4 роки тому +101

    "ignorant whale lovers"

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 4 роки тому +2

      Describes the people behind Blackfish.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +4

      Well he certainly knows better, being an exalted whale biologist. He knows the TROOF!

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 3 роки тому +2

    Take notes, Family Guy. THIS is how you do vomit humour.

  • @tadgebrewer8270
    @tadgebrewer8270 Рік тому +2

    Futurama Season 4, Episode 11: Whale throw up scene (2002)

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 4 роки тому +6

    Whenever I insult people I always end it with "whale biologist".

  • @Wardle77677
    @Wardle77677 6 років тому +101

    who is this man and why does he act like arcade gannon from fallout new vegas?

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 років тому +25

      Whale biologist

    • @franzsanders9573
      @franzsanders9573 4 роки тому +12

      Hey, Arcade’s a cinnamon roll while the Whale Biologist is just a prick.

    • @TheALPHA1550
      @TheALPHA1550 4 роки тому +3

      @@franzsanders9573 Nah, Arcade is gay.

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 4 роки тому

      @@TheALPHA1550 Still a nice guy.

  • @actualmadscientist
    @actualmadscientist 4 роки тому +3

    Maybe this is why Jotaro Kujo became a whale biologist...

  • @TPDManiacXC626
    @TPDManiacXC626 6 років тому +17

    If only it were that easy to get ambergris.

  • @Lark88
    @Lark88 4 роки тому +2

    This joke was ahead of it's time.

  • @renranger2135
    @renranger2135 2 місяці тому

    Like my grandfather used to say; “Hell hath no furry than a whale biologist.”

  • @zegolem3607
    @zegolem3607 4 роки тому +2

    Every tame he said whale biologist i get flash backs to the (im VEGAN) memes ngl it gets me every time lmao

  • @jasobres
    @jasobres 4 місяці тому

    I like how he justifies all his insults just by insisting he's a whale biologist.

  • @hubertcalculus34
    @hubertcalculus34 4 роки тому +5

    I'm getting the feeling that he might be a whale biologist.

  • @ryangamble6697
    @ryangamble6697 2 роки тому

    It just keeps coming and coming. :O

  • @shanechannel7066
    @shanechannel7066 4 роки тому +1

    He's the best character

  • @Leopoldshark
    @Leopoldshark Рік тому

    The reason I went into biology is so I can calls 'em like I sees 'em

  • @Mogu003
    @Mogu003 4 роки тому +1

    Whale biologist > President

  • @BrandonKohout
    @BrandonKohout 2 роки тому

    I don’t want the watch, you’re covered in precious ambergris.

  • @onemariobro
    @onemariobro 4 роки тому

    0:31
    I envy the water and the banner

  • @wwethemesandmore9389
    @wwethemesandmore9389 4 роки тому +23

    You cut out the part where Roseanne explains the meaning of that word

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 роки тому

      And when Amy used it on her. It was hilarious when Mom questioned it.

  • @rlewis36
    @rlewis36 4 роки тому +3

    Arcade Gannon??

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 4 роки тому +2

    1:12 Damn! Kiff has skill!

  • @pb9videos706
    @pb9videos706 4 роки тому +5

    ¡El traje era feo! experto en ballenas

  • @lukedavis3703
    @lukedavis3703 Рік тому

    Precious hamburgers 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

  • @GrandSupremeDaddyo
    @GrandSupremeDaddyo 4 роки тому +1

    "Commander Riker Island"

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH 5 років тому +1

    That's an image you need on loop for like 10 minutes.

  • @goat369
    @goat369 Рік тому +1

    Better do what he says he’s a whale biologist 😂

  • @ernestlam5632
    @ernestlam5632 4 роки тому +2

    If i had a dime for every cartoon that involved ambergris; I would have several dimes.

  • @CJProductionsTV1
    @CJProductionsTV1 4 роки тому +2

    0:10 reminded me of the npcs from oblivion

  • @TM-rl1ns
    @TM-rl1ns 5 років тому +12

    1:05 This needs to be a 10 hour loop.

  • @АнтонГончаренко-з4с

    J-Jotaro, is that you?

  • @phillipmele8533
    @phillipmele8533 4 роки тому +9

    The whale biologist sounds kinda like a JFK impersonator.

  • @rats0155
    @rats0155 4 роки тому +1

    He should have said "I dont know you whale enough"

  • @bobrikerik
    @bobrikerik 4 роки тому +1

    Did anyone notice the continuity error? At 1:03 lady on right is wearing green and at 1:09 she's in purple also girl in top right corner changes hair color and lady on left switches atnisity all together.

    • @gabrielmartines3510
      @gabrielmartines3510 4 роки тому

      That happens a lot in Matt Groening animations.

    • @xdguy2569
      @xdguy2569 Рік тому

      I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

  • @MacG4me
    @MacG4me 4 роки тому +1

    « This video sucks ! Whale biologist... »

  • @jimmypongsri2114
    @jimmypongsri2114 2 роки тому

    1:32 have the watch, U BROCK U ANYWAE

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +3

    i bet he encountered a stand user

  • @5uperM
    @5uperM 4 роки тому +1

    OCEAN MAN

  • @GC-yw1mn
    @GC-yw1mn 4 роки тому +2

    I see everyone else got this in their recommendations.

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 4 роки тому +2

    I'm about 75% sure this is a reference to Kirk's girlfriend in Star Trek IV.

  • @gatsmen2200
    @gatsmen2200 4 роки тому

    "precious hamburgers?"

  • @acus9112
    @acus9112 4 роки тому +1

    Oh THIS is where whale biologist came from.
    I was wondering why it was Jacksepticeyes catchphrase for so long.
    I feel ashamed for not knowing it was futurama

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 4 роки тому

    That whale isn't better than me.

  • @BukovTervicz
    @BukovTervicz 4 роки тому +1

    Barf like a freshman!

  • @cosmosofinfinity
    @cosmosofinfinity 4 місяці тому

    Same name as the Eddy Murphy dragon in Mulan

  • @atomikdoggie8403
    @atomikdoggie8403 4 роки тому +1

    They want the hamburgers back? Makes sense.

  • @xfairyberryx2
    @xfairyberryx2 4 роки тому +29

    kiff saying ambergris sounds like hamburger which doesn't sound pleasant when you think how ambergris is whale vomit.

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 4 роки тому +3

      cosmetics and perfumes are sometimes made with ambergris. its actually good for some items.

    • @nicolastracz3793
      @nicolastracz3793 4 роки тому +3

      Why would they use that for perfume, of all things?

    • @Kj16V
      @Kj16V 4 роки тому +2

      @@nicolastracz3793 Because whales smell like Chanel No. 5 of course.

    • @DemonRaticate
      @DemonRaticate 4 роки тому +15

      Nicolas Tracz Ambergris is a waxy substance that forms on a Sperm Whale’s stomach. It is illegal to harvest Sperm Whales, so harvesting it is not easy. Futurama got it right as Sperm Whales do vomit and it hardens as it floats from the sea floor. Finding one can net you $60k, which is why a bottle of perfume with ambergis can cost up to $850. Its so prized because when it hardens, the smell becomes earthy, oceany and sweet. This enhances the smell of the perfume and also does double duty in making the perfume last longer as it makes the smell stick better to you.

    • @nicolastracz3793
      @nicolastracz3793 4 роки тому

      @@DemonRaticate Thanks man! That's awesome 🤩! And counterintuitive. But awesome 🤩

  • @adamwelch4336
    @adamwelch4336 4 роки тому +3

    Barf like a freshman!!!

    • @arrownoir
      @arrownoir 4 роки тому

      Adam Welch I think I did my freshman year wrong, I didn’t barf even once.

  • @leonardoarroyo8695
    @leonardoarroyo8695 4 роки тому

    That zombie dinosaur episode of Primal be like 1:04

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 4 роки тому +28

    Does a whale biologist go on Tumblr, to study their natural habitat?

  • @brokenpikachu9491
    @brokenpikachu9491 4 роки тому

    Remember guys, he’s a whale biologist

  • @Parzivle
    @Parzivle Рік тому

    Commander rikers island is new to me and very funny

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 3 роки тому

    Moscow is Russian for Moose Cow, I'm a Whale Biologist. Das Auto is German for The Auto. Whale Biologist.

  • @phillipmiller7202
    @phillipmiller7202 4 роки тому

    Well at least he doesn't hates dolphins else he'd hear STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO!

  • @temporaneo617
    @temporaneo617 4 роки тому +2

    1:27 EXCUSE ME, who's island?!?!?!

    • @richardsavings6690
      @richardsavings6690 4 роки тому

      "....Your First Contact cred will only go so far, Xanatos."
      - Nostalgia Critic, Clockstoppers

  • @Fox-983
    @Fox-983 4 роки тому +1

    I think he’s a whale biologist

  • @nathanmiller8213
    @nathanmiller8213 2 роки тому

    It cut..."He just keeps going and going..."

  • @lieutenantlettuce8306
    @lieutenantlettuce8306 4 роки тому +2

    Wait but I thought you couldn't choose your job in the future, isn't that why he's a whale biologist.

  • @snocoldman
    @snocoldman 4 роки тому

    That whale biologist sounds a lot like Steve Buschemi lol

  • @timrobinson513
    @timrobinson513 4 роки тому +1

    Commander Riker's island?

    • @Leondegrance2
      @Leondegrance2 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/GM-e46xdcUo/v-deo.html

  • @judalove6707
    @judalove6707 2 роки тому

    Oh how Roseanne would love to have this job

  • @Hello_World_not_taken
    @Hello_World_not_taken 4 роки тому

    I didn’t know Jack was in futurama

  • @Saul-kg9ps
    @Saul-kg9ps 4 роки тому

    precious hamburgers?

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 4 роки тому

    Precious hamburgers are the best hamburgers

  • @MoonLight-zj8iu
    @MoonLight-zj8iu 4 роки тому

    Commander Riker's Island