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- Опубліковано 4 сер 2021
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Credits:
Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Directed By: Joel Watson
Screenplay By: Michael Rousselet, Rob DenBleyker, Joel Watson
Story By: Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Voice Actors:
Announcer: Josh Tomar
Catcher: Dave McElfatrick
Jessie: Rob DenBleyker
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Supervising Animator: Matt Thurman
Animation: Kris Behr
Character Design: Paul Blair
Background Art: Denise Magdale, Chance Kubesh
Animatic: Geoff Galneda
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Supervising Sound Editor & Mixer: Ben Governale
Sound Design/Foley: Nicky Federle, Ben Governale
Music: Kris Wilson
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Autumn Soeder
Production Coordinator: Michael Stewart - Комедії
Honestly, that 3rd pitch was definetly not Wiserman's fault. Boo on the other guy.
Also the batter swung, that's a strike
The batter swing at all the balls even tho he saw the bird
Also:
0:06 - No bird nest in sight.
1:03 - Catcher not doing anything but holding his mitt until the throw.
*Something is off here...*
To be fair, the last pitch was the catcher's fault, not focusing the game and got his teammate blamed for the kill
@@bjoe3860 damn u right
this is extremely warranting of a sequel. jesse's life after the fact
This comment is for self promotion
Curse you, umpire and announcer!
He is going to get fired in the sequel.
have you not seen Breaking Bad?
He renames himself larry after that
Batter: *Swings*
Umpire: "Well, clearly that's a ball."
I was gonna say! I get Weiserman was committing heinous atrocities to bird-kind but you gotta give him that strike.
the ump must be angel hernandez
2 balls!
The giants Vs Dodgers recently
Leave Jess alone, if the birds didn't want to get murdered, then they shouldn't have built their nest on the field!
Would they have known what a baseball field was? I don't think so.
@@snaketooth0943 Other birds seems to know, with nest in the rafters. As well, the catcher is also to blame for that last kill.
That was 100% Jess fault. Imagine being such a cold hearted animal abuser. He clearly calculated where the birds where gonna fly, he’s just acting innocent. His ass guilty af
Naw man you can't back that criminal up on this one
Its wasn't a murder it was a BIRDERD
"Not a cloud or a bird in the sky." Well, he jinxed it.
Actually, the birds weren’t in the sky. So, not really
@@amethystsavage4018 there were a bunch of clouds in it though.
With the next batter, he murdered a famility of clouds.
@@ggnkrsfkoqxbk5078 true
That is the irony..
The really amazing thing is that there was only blood in the eggs, instead of the usual juices.
Must have been close to hatching
You got juice in your eggs?
And a single baby feather
You know that eggs you are eating are unfertilize right?
I’m eating. Understand that. I was eating and then I read thos
Rookie pitcher Jesse is actually Sad Larry. This was a surprise prequel.
No, Sad Larry was always sad from the day he was born. They made a short on it
It was his Father then! He started the curse for Sad Larry, or his ancestor
@@juanTURTLEking I like this theory more.
Yep
@@juanTURTLEking it started when cave larry got hit with a rock wich then started a chain reaction, jumping a few million centuries king larry then bounces a arrow off a wall and hitting his foot
I love how they’re blaming the pitcher for the nest not the catcher for picking it up lol
Yeah but jokes likes kinda annoy me , because it‘s show the real problem of society and there has been a lot more
@@dernerdderkluge2206 it was based off the incident with peta where a pitcher threw a ball and somehow killed a bird by sheer coincidence
I rather love how the catcher puts the nest in his mit and then gets mad at the pitcher
No. Furries.
@@wittkopdotzgaming yes furries. They run the internet. :v
@@thomashenry4798 ah yes, they run the internet. You're basically correct.
Sort off like modern day society right 😂🤷♂️
Cool but shut up furry
Plot Twist: *This was a set up because he was too good.*
True! Even his own teammate was part of this. XD
A witch cursed the team to keep hurting birds.
@@cyberphantom665 its the animal curse from total drama, constant accidental animal abuse
I want this to be the sequel. It intros that he's now a washed up pitcher/ostracized member of society. Then he finds out the plot behind his downfall and takes revenge by killing everyone involved with his insane pitching skills.
@@thatwellhungasian6925 That would be the perfect sequel. ExplosmEntertainment, make it happen!
This actually happened in real life, but warranted only once.
Yeah like such a long time ago I'm surprised they made this lol.
That's fucked
The Big Unit
I just commented that. Didn’t know if anyone else knew about it.
This is just actually footage of Randy Johnson pitching.
I just learned about this guy from your comment.
Came looking for this
That’s exactly what I was thinking the whole time. Only man to explode a bird with a baseball.
The 3rd one on him not the pitcher.
You don't pickup a birds nest during a ball toss.
That's actually standard practice in baseball, what are you on about.
And the home base area has to be clear of anything before action
Not only picking up the bird nest, but also putting it in front of your gauntlet!
Nowhere in the rule book does it state that a catcher can't pick up a birds next at home plate.
“Not a cloud or bird in the sky”
The birds: ohh we haven’t even start our plan yet
They weren't in the sky, they were flying under the radar.
Pitcher throws a strike.
"And it looks like the umps calling that two balls."
The eggs were full of blood? Seems like PETA is sponsoring this short
If the babies started developing it is possible to find blood. Heck, you can even find blood in eggs from the store.
@@Crow_Smith They mean PETA loves showing and/or causing animal abuse.
@@Crow_Smith they’re saying because it was exclusively filled with blood
They were minutes away from hatching.
let’s see if weiserman can not commit bird murder or *burder*
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r bb
Which is a portmanteau of butler and border.
Birger
Basebird.
AKA ornithocide. Yeah, impressive, I know.
If it was a chicken, it wouldn’t count as a strike but a *fowl* ball
Why?
@@biggiecheese3753 you missed the joke?
I didn't miss the joke
@@biggiecheese3753 because a chicken is a fowl
Lol get out lol lololol
That last one was more the catcher’s fault than Jesse’s.
Catcher: “Ah a bird nest, better put in my glove where the ball is gonna go.”
Bullshit! The ball went over the plate and the batter swung! That’s a strike as I’ve ever seen one!
“Not a bird in the sky”
After that day, Jesse became a professional hunter, using baseballs as his main weapon...
"Not a cloud or a bird in the sky!"
The clouds: ...
Announcer: "Not a Cloud or Bird in the Sky"
Sky: **clearly has many clouds**
John Cena: "Are you sure about that?"
"cloud of bird"
Sky: **clearly has many birds**
Fun fact: the blue team changed their names to the Windmills bc of the amount of birds they accidentally killed
They should be called The skyscrapers.
That's actually an urban myth started by conservatives.
No! Antisemitism is clear. Washerman is jew!
@@ryandooley287 No it's true. Average bird fatalities from wind turbines in the US is between 234,000 and 573,000 depending on which study you go with. There were a bunch of studies done in 2013 and 2014 about it. Data was based on 2012 information.
The myth that conservatives are against green energy and therefore lied about bird deaths was started by liberals. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Ryan Dooley @J A
Bro it’s a fun fact. Just read it or leave it
i feel like there should have been a post credit scene were the announcer was revealed to be a bird and was purposefully sending other birds to die and ruin Jesse's career. i dunno just my opinion.
That would be messed up but i love it
That would’ve been awesome
I was waiting for a punchline like that the whole time.
This obviously needs a sequel. We need to know what happens next to the pitcher
Funniest bit is that one of those did actually happen.
*Oh shi-*
Which one
@@bennybotros2082 look up randy Johnson hits bird
@@groowanderer thx. Crazy story
The shittiest part about it is Randy Johnson was actually fined for hitting that bird, as if he did it intentionally
Randy Johnson moment right there. I hope many MLB fans get my reference
YES I thought I was the only person here that made the connection
I figured that was the inspiration for this.
I was scrolling for the sole purpose of a comment mentioning Randy Johnson, too.
That's not fair, he should have succeeded with Flying colours.
Those colors being red and white
When there’s not a short epilogue: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I thought they were gonna show him as a kid being disrespectful to birds and then birds start planning their revenge
@@manuelgutierrez9932 Either that or the setup for rigging the game, complete with buying off that catcher
There's a surprisingly level of catharsis that comes from watching birds die
I’m waiting for ThatVeganTeacher to rant about this.
That woman is nuts
I dislike bot her vids sometimes
@@MrFuller876 TLDR on her?
Is that the vegan who eats fish?
@@thesmallestminorityisthein4045 Wouldn't that be a pescatarian?
This just feels like an actual anxiety dream of some baseball rookie.
Is everyone at explosm okay?
not really, thats why they got this channel
Well it happened in real life in like 1998
I recognized Tomar’s voice as soon as he talked about killing innocents, that’s our Tomar!
PETA employees hate em, find out this 1 weird trick these rebellious animators uses to enrage at least 69% of all PETA employees
No joke, PETA did sue Randy Johnson for accidentally hit that dove using baseball and called him a bird killer.
And ironically, he actually killed LESS animals than PETA.
@@googamp32 peta are eco terrorists.
Wait, I'm outraged. The batter (Freddy Zenko?) swung at the third pitch -- it was a bird strike!
See that last one wasn't his fault that was the catcher's fault
Plot Twist: It was the Catcher plan all along. He's jealous of the rookie and wants to ruin his career.
You know this actually happened in a baseball game once, a pitcher hit a bird and killed it.
I like how a football and an apple are thrown at the guy. A football is obviously not the same sport. Who eats an apple at a baseball game? Lol
A lot of health concious parents usually pack fruits as snacks.
that's not a football, that's not even a ball! and the sport is not even played with feet!
They only brought the apple to throw at the one they hate lmao
The better question is who eats a slab of raw meat at a baseball game lmao
Bruh whats wrong with apples?
Plot twist the birds were actually some sort of invasive species causing havoc
Plot twist: Those birds got in the way on purpose in order to ruin his career
Lol
That’s what I said! The ump was a magician and the birds were flying out of his sleeve.
May those birds be where they were before.
Flying in the heavens.
What, you thought I was going to say something else after that first line?
Yes. And you did.
I was expecting it to, after the credits, cut to a shot of the other team releasing birds into the trajectory of the baseball to guarantee a walk
The fact we have historically seen a bird get hit by a ball in baseball.
I was expecting some bird conspiracy.
Wait on the thrid hit wasnt it technically the catcher fault that those birds got killed
Plot Twist: the game they were playing was called Bird Baseball in Bird Culture. You win by hitting a bird into the glove. Rookie Pitcher Jesse didn’t commit Animal Cruelty, it was apart of the game. They didn’t understand how it worked.
And that's when he became the Birdman.
Announcer:No clouds out today!
0:15 *Ima bouta end this mans whole career*
make a sequel where he can’t do anything without killing birds.
This rookie pitcher is going to have a blast pitching in St. Louis, Toronto, and Baltimore.
The slow motion of the second bird getting hit was a sad and a LMAO moment all at the same time 😂
Whats the difference between trump and a bird
One of them can still tweet
Two girls walk into a bar
They order drinks, in a thick accent.
"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.
Offended, one of them replies **"Wales!"**
"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"
Can i get 20 subs
@@SujalJaiswar
Lol you got my sub bro
This joke was constructed with zero regard for the rules of baseball.
We need more of this.
"not a cloud in the sky"
*Many clouds in the sky*
Hot take: the catcher killed the baby birds
0 and 1 would actually be a strike, not a ball.
"Not a cloud or bird in the sky"
_casually draws tons of clouds in the background_
"Not a cloud in the sky" He says, with visible clouds in the sky
Do more purgatory episodes 😂♥️
Saw it yesterday, saw it again!!
These never disappoint lol
I guess one could say, the BIRD FLU into the ball.....
Jessie: I killed a bird
Commentator: That's terrible. Jessie is a horrible person
Jessie: I will kill another
Fun fact: this is based (no pun intended) off of a real event in which a bird flew in front of a pitch and fucking died. Look up the clip, it’s pretty crazy
NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THIS TIME 😂
"The bird flew right into the ball" They are mad at the pitcher anyways
This feels like someone’s plan to sabotage him. Maybe the birds plan. :0
The umpire was a magician and the birds were coming out of his sleeve. I mean, now did a bird nest wind up at home plate at the last pitch of the game? Magic! He was set up!
What kind of monster goes throwing balls at birds like that?
I need a post credit scene of The Bird Kabal saying. "Phase 4 is complete."
"not a cloud in the sky"...
Clouds: in sky.
when the crowd is throwing stuff at the pitcher, a football is thrown at him. who brings a football to a baseball game???
Who doesn't?
It wasn’t Jesse’s fault they were all accidents
This is just my entire team when I lose the ball
Ngl I was kinda worried he hit the balls of the red guy at the bird nest part 😖😂
'Not a cloud in the air'
Me: Proceeds to clearly stare at the clouds.
We've all seen what this is a parody of(to the people asking what, there was an actual game where the ball hit a bird and it exploded into a cloud of feathers)
I am also curious
@FennicusFoxicus
Oh hello there.
Lost it at "another bird has just been *MURDERED* by Wiserman"
THE DUDE SWUNG BRO WHA
That wasn't even his fault. It was clearly the catcher's fault, he had the bird's nest in his hand. 1st of all the 2 birds died because they were trying to get their eggs back, and then the baby's died because the catcher picked up the nest like an idiot. He knew his job but he ignored it anyway.😡😡😡😤😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Accidentally hitting a bird->
Fantasy: Bird Murder is wrong
Reality: We eat birds, and sometimes use their feathers to make materials….so, I don’t mind
1:27
If that guy didn't pick up the nest then the babies wouldn't be killed
He then becomes necessary when a bird type villain exists and he defeats the bird villain with his baseball.
Randy Johnson is not amused.
I wonder if he will watch this short
@@sam08g16 That would be awesome if he did. I hope someone with a Twitter account sends it his way, assuming he has one.
As Long as he doesn’t accidentally kills an eagle Amerika would still love him
Otherwise: RIP 🪦
Where did the birds ever come from?🤣
Well this takes the expression "killing two birds with one stone" to entirely new levels.
Bro that third one was all the catcher
The slow mo part was hilarious
I'm sure if Jesse walks, birds conveniently fly right under his footfalls so it looks like he's stomping them to death.
"Gimme some seeds, bro.
....SEEEEEEEEEEDSSS uh lulululuhhhh"
When the batter swung the third time but it was still declared a ball
Randy Johnson called he wants his scenario back
That catcher is a fast talker!
I like how the eggs shattered and blood came out of them
We need a sequel