SUBURBAN NIGHTMARES - CURBSIDE CARNAGE (THAT'S MY PARKING SPOT!) (1987) LOST 80'S HITS!

PERSONALLY I LOVED HOW SUBURBAN NIGHTMARES COMBINED ELEMENTS OF NEW WAVE OF BRITISH HEAVY METAL WITH AMERICAN GLAM METAL. THEY CAUGHT A LOT OF HATE FOR IT IN THE 80's, OFTEN GETTING CALLED POSERS AND WIMPS.
LYRICS:
YEEAAAAAAAH!!!
WELCOME BACK TO HELL!!!
[Verse 1]
It starts with just a glance, a golden spot so rare!
But then your neighbor flies right in, like he’s on a dare!
He plants his rusty minivan like it’s his royal throne,
But I’ve got chairs, a cooler too-I’ll fight him to the bone!
(x2)
[Chorus]
Move your car!
It’s time for waaar!
You won't win this turf no more!
Rev your engines, raise the stakes!
Tonight we fight, for parking spaaaace!
[Verse 2]
He’s lining up his tools, a broomstick and a rake,
Pretending like he’s tough, but I know it’s all fake!
I counter with my secret move, straight from Home Depot!
A SKELETON!!!!
Twelve feet of bone and fury, now he’s got nowhere to go!
[Chorus]
Move your car!
It’s time for waaar!
You won't win this turf no more!
Rev your engines, raise the stakes!
Tonight we fight, for parking spaaaace!
[Bridge]
Just as I claim the victory, I hear a screeching sound!
A garbage truck comes rolling in, taking over our sacred ground!
It traps us both in limbo, as trash bins start to fly!
The Home Depot skeleton stands watching, beneath a garbage-filled skyyyyy!
[Verse 3]
We crawl out from the wreckage, the trash has cleared away!
The street is looking open, now it’s time to seize the dayyyy!!!
I rev my engine loudly, and inch up to the line,
With one swift move, I park my ride-this victory is mine!!!
[Outro Chorus]
Move your car!
I've won this waaar!
You can't ruin my day any more!!
The fight is over, the spot is mine!
Victory’s parked, I crossed the liiiiiine!
SEE YOU ALL IN HELL FOR MORE SUBURBAN NIGHTMARES! (LIKE AND SUB I SUPPOSE TOO)
ALL LYRICS BY MANDELA EFFECT RECORDS.
ALL GUITAR SOLOS BY JAROLD GUNNERTON, WHO IS A FAKE PERSON THAT I MADE UP.
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