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- Rediscover hidden gems from the 60's, 70s, 80s, 90s, and beyond!
Welcome to a time capsule of retro music that never existed! This channel is dedicated to bringing you forgotten hits and lost songs from every iconic era, blending authentic retro sounds with astute observations, absurd situations, and harrowing re-tellings of possibly true stories! From the groovy pulse of 70s funk to the soaring anthems of 80s rock, to the cold and cynical edge of 90s grunge, and the nu-metal and indie sleaze of the 2000's, lt's all here. Whether you're seeking nostalgic tunes, timeless anthems, or just want to relive those musical moments and have a good laugh while vibing, these tracks have it all.
IT'S TOO DAMN SOON FOR CHRISTMAS TUNES (1969) - OBSCURE VINTAGE HIT SOUL/FUNK SONG
Melvin Coldwater - It's Too Damn Soon For Christmas Tunes (1969)
*VINTAGE SOUL HITS*
In the late fall of 1969, Melvin Coldwater’s raw, rebellious anthem “It’s Too Damn Soon for Christmas Tunes” exploded onto the airwaves, positioning him as an unexpected cultural icon in the so-called "War on Christmas." Rallying those frustrated with the early onset of holiday cheer. The gritty, unfiltered lyrics-filled with a soul-driven fury against tinsel, jingles, and holiday garb flooding the streets before the first snow-cemented Coldwater's image as an agitator and truth-teller for a generation fed up with the commercialized Christmas creep. But for Melvin, it wasn’t about Christmas itself; it was the relentless, syrupy music saturating every corner of his world that pushed him over the edge.
What many didn’t know was that Coldwater’s ire wasn’t aimed at Christmas traditions or the holiday spirit but rather at the endless loop of “soulless” tunes that hijacked the season. “It’s Too Damn Soon for Christmas Tunes” became a voice for the voiceless who’d had enough of “Jingle Bells” on repeat and “fake-ass cheer” being pushed as early as November. Coldwater, a seasoned soul musician, saw it as his duty to call out the machine churning out hollow carols, especially when they overpowered the true sounds of autumn he cherished-crunching leaves, the brisk wind, and the silence of rotting pumpkins.
Yet, even as his message gained momentum, Melvin never set out to lead a “War on Christmas”; he simply wanted the music industry to pump the brakes on what he saw as seasonal overkill. His single became a cultural firestorm, yet his own stance was far more nuanced: he wasn’t anti-Christmas, just anti-noise. Fans rallying behind him as an anti-holiday leader amused Coldwater, who often chuckled at being cast in that role. All he wanted was for autumn to breathe, unburdened by the relentless march of jingles and bells-a wish as soulful as the music he’d always championed.
Brett Rootershit, *The Sonic Foil*
[Intro]
Aw, hell naww… I can’t step outside without drownin’ in tinsel and jingle bells
I MUST BE IN HELL!
November just showed up, but they’re out here shovin’ Santa in my face,
Playin’ Christmas tunes like it’s some kinda race-
These damn jingles won’t leave me alone,
Twistin’ my soul with each hollow holiday tone.
[Verse]
Ain’t no goddamn snow, not a flake on the ground!
But they’re pimpin’ Mariah like December’s around.
Thanksgiving? Hell, they don’t even care,
But Spooky season’s still clingin’ to the air!
I’m ‘bout to lose it, got me clenchin’ my fist,
I’ll go sub-zero on this holly-jolly shit!
Let autumn breathe, don’t start that jingle sound,
It’s too damn early-shut that sleigh-bell shit down!
[Chorus]
It's TOO DAMN EARLY for Christmas tunes,
Gonna bury those sleigh bells, let ‘em rust and ruin!
It's TOO SOON FOR CHEER, can’t you FUCKIN' tell?
You're playing JINGLE BELLS but I feel like I'm in Hell!
IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY for these god-forsaken Christmas songs,
One more minute of this shit, and my mind will be fuckin gone!
[Verse 2]
It’s early November, damn leaves still clingin’ tight,
But you shove your jolly shit down my throat, day and night!
Candy canes and carols? GET THAT SHIT OUT MY FACE!
Halloween’s corpse ain’t even been laid to waste!
I’ll shred every wreath. I'll tair each glittering bow,
No “PEACE ON EARTH” when I’m ready to fuckin blow!
[Chorus]
It's TOO DAMN EARLY for Christmas tunes,
Gonna bury those sleigh bells, let ‘em rust and ruin!
It's TOO SOON FOR CHEER, can’t you FUCKIN' tell?
You're playing JINGLE BELLS but I feel like I'm in Hell!
IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY for these god-forsaken Christmas songs,
One more minute of this shit, and my mind will be fuckin gone!
(x2)
[Breakdown]
Now let me break it down, lay it out real clear,
Ain't just the timing, it's the songs I fear!
All that jinglin' and janglin' gets under my skin,
The same damn tunes every year rollin’ in.
Sappy, soulless, sugarcoated lies,
Fake-ass cheer that burns my ears and fries my mind.
Every note's a nightmare, every carol’s a crime,
A never ending prison of sleigh bells,
Draggin' me through holiday hell, time after time!
[Chorus]
It's TOO DAMN EARLY for Christmas tunes,
Gonna bury those sleigh bells, let ‘em rust and ruin!
It's TOO SOON FOR CHEER, can’t you FUCKIN' tell?
You're playing JINGLE BELLS but I feel like I'm in Hell!
IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY for these god-forsaken Christmas songs,
One more minute of this shit, and my mind will be fuckin gone!
[Outro]
Fuck you Santa Claus.
(IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY)
Fuck your jingle bells,
and fuck all your decked-out halls too.
(IT'S TOO DAMN SOON)
Fuck all your carols,
And fuck your snowflake cheer,
(IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY)
Take your plastic trees,
And get ‘em the fuck outta here!
(IT'S TOO DAMN SOON)
Now someone bring me some
GODDAMN TURKEY!
ALL LYRICS BY MANDELA EFFECT RECORDS
#60s #soul #funk #aimusic
*VINTAGE SOUL HITS*
In the late fall of 1969, Melvin Coldwater’s raw, rebellious anthem “It’s Too Damn Soon for Christmas Tunes” exploded onto the airwaves, positioning him as an unexpected cultural icon in the so-called "War on Christmas." Rallying those frustrated with the early onset of holiday cheer. The gritty, unfiltered lyrics-filled with a soul-driven fury against tinsel, jingles, and holiday garb flooding the streets before the first snow-cemented Coldwater's image as an agitator and truth-teller for a generation fed up with the commercialized Christmas creep. But for Melvin, it wasn’t about Christmas itself; it was the relentless, syrupy music saturating every corner of his world that pushed him over the edge.
What many didn’t know was that Coldwater’s ire wasn’t aimed at Christmas traditions or the holiday spirit but rather at the endless loop of “soulless” tunes that hijacked the season. “It’s Too Damn Soon for Christmas Tunes” became a voice for the voiceless who’d had enough of “Jingle Bells” on repeat and “fake-ass cheer” being pushed as early as November. Coldwater, a seasoned soul musician, saw it as his duty to call out the machine churning out hollow carols, especially when they overpowered the true sounds of autumn he cherished-crunching leaves, the brisk wind, and the silence of rotting pumpkins.
Yet, even as his message gained momentum, Melvin never set out to lead a “War on Christmas”; he simply wanted the music industry to pump the brakes on what he saw as seasonal overkill. His single became a cultural firestorm, yet his own stance was far more nuanced: he wasn’t anti-Christmas, just anti-noise. Fans rallying behind him as an anti-holiday leader amused Coldwater, who often chuckled at being cast in that role. All he wanted was for autumn to breathe, unburdened by the relentless march of jingles and bells-a wish as soulful as the music he’d always championed.
Brett Rootershit, *The Sonic Foil*
[Intro]
Aw, hell naww… I can’t step outside without drownin’ in tinsel and jingle bells
I MUST BE IN HELL!
November just showed up, but they’re out here shovin’ Santa in my face,
Playin’ Christmas tunes like it’s some kinda race-
These damn jingles won’t leave me alone,
Twistin’ my soul with each hollow holiday tone.
[Verse]
Ain’t no goddamn snow, not a flake on the ground!
But they’re pimpin’ Mariah like December’s around.
Thanksgiving? Hell, they don’t even care,
But Spooky season’s still clingin’ to the air!
I’m ‘bout to lose it, got me clenchin’ my fist,
I’ll go sub-zero on this holly-jolly shit!
Let autumn breathe, don’t start that jingle sound,
It’s too damn early-shut that sleigh-bell shit down!
[Chorus]
It's TOO DAMN EARLY for Christmas tunes,
Gonna bury those sleigh bells, let ‘em rust and ruin!
It's TOO SOON FOR CHEER, can’t you FUCKIN' tell?
You're playing JINGLE BELLS but I feel like I'm in Hell!
IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY for these god-forsaken Christmas songs,
One more minute of this shit, and my mind will be fuckin gone!
[Verse 2]
It’s early November, damn leaves still clingin’ tight,
But you shove your jolly shit down my throat, day and night!
Candy canes and carols? GET THAT SHIT OUT MY FACE!
Halloween’s corpse ain’t even been laid to waste!
I’ll shred every wreath. I'll tair each glittering bow,
No “PEACE ON EARTH” when I’m ready to fuckin blow!
[Chorus]
It's TOO DAMN EARLY for Christmas tunes,
Gonna bury those sleigh bells, let ‘em rust and ruin!
It's TOO SOON FOR CHEER, can’t you FUCKIN' tell?
You're playing JINGLE BELLS but I feel like I'm in Hell!
IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY for these god-forsaken Christmas songs,
One more minute of this shit, and my mind will be fuckin gone!
(x2)
[Breakdown]
Now let me break it down, lay it out real clear,
Ain't just the timing, it's the songs I fear!
All that jinglin' and janglin' gets under my skin,
The same damn tunes every year rollin’ in.
Sappy, soulless, sugarcoated lies,
Fake-ass cheer that burns my ears and fries my mind.
Every note's a nightmare, every carol’s a crime,
A never ending prison of sleigh bells,
Draggin' me through holiday hell, time after time!
[Chorus]
It's TOO DAMN EARLY for Christmas tunes,
Gonna bury those sleigh bells, let ‘em rust and ruin!
It's TOO SOON FOR CHEER, can’t you FUCKIN' tell?
You're playing JINGLE BELLS but I feel like I'm in Hell!
IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY for these god-forsaken Christmas songs,
One more minute of this shit, and my mind will be fuckin gone!
[Outro]
Fuck you Santa Claus.
(IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY)
Fuck your jingle bells,
and fuck all your decked-out halls too.
(IT'S TOO DAMN SOON)
Fuck all your carols,
And fuck your snowflake cheer,
(IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY)
Take your plastic trees,
And get ‘em the fuck outta here!
(IT'S TOO DAMN SOON)
Now someone bring me some
GODDAMN TURKEY!
ALL LYRICS BY MANDELA EFFECT RECORDS
#60s #soul #funk #aimusic
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Same shit happened to me but it was our non-blood related Uncle Rick. Uncle Rick could fit a whole baseball in his mouth too.
Yeah sucks getting Clampilled by your own blood, but thankfully in your case it was just some dude named Rick who married into the sacred bloodline.
Lol!
The nerve of Goodwill... How can you not help this man, his cheer brought depression.. Your will isn't good enough you fuck!
Sabrina Carpenter rock that song 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤
If you know you know
Honestly fries in the bag are no good unless you eat them real soon, get soggy. But who knows. Enlighten me baby boomers
😂😂😂
Can confirm, I saw it happen.
1st 🤘😝🤘 cuz us philadelphia eagles fly high babeeea woooo!! 🦅🍻💚
Go Birbs!
@@MandelaEffectRecords hey what city you rep bro you from New York I can tell 😹
I get that a lot@@totaldarkfulleclipse1130
I have an eel where my tapeworm should be!
Pull the Tapeel out your ass? HEY!
Like it!!
Lucifer called, he said to stop taking all the light he's bringing.
love this xDDD
This is a banger so sad the lesbians are not into it 😢
Captain Planet always knew God was dead he's just letting us know now.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOWWWW
I had a terrible divorce to my last two pickles...
Why you think l don't eat there???
🤣🤣🤣 sweden has taste
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Wtf 😂😂
I liked this one.
Soviet Time ♡
finding this was best smoke break ive had in a while
stay tuned for more SUBURBAN NIGHTMARES \m/
Quit smoking!
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Guys please pray for Marilyn manson❤ pray that he too gets saved❤ GUYS PRAY FOR SAM AND COLBY THEY BEEN DECEIVED BY DEMONS AND ARE IN DANGER THEY ARE UA-camRS❤ God wouldnt allow souls to be trapped on earth, its umbilical and never happened all souls belong to God, so you cant sell your soul to the devil❤ And not everyone is a child of God jesus said it himself youre of your father the devil and your desires are to do his will true children of God are the ones who have been born again spiritually and repented from sin❤ So many people say they love God, but most of them never repented from sin and have a personal relationship with him, and love isnt just a feeling love is doing❤ Familiar spirits are demons well if I'm wrong I wasted nothing because I got peace and joy from him, but if you're wrong you wasted your entire life!! ❤️🎉 And demons love when people believe that lie that God doesn't exist and they love it when people don't know they are there ❤I copy n paste this everywhere❤ And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤ Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤ Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe. People: okay please stay this is your place❤ Demon: okay People: **leaves** Demon: **Goes with them anyway** Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah. Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤ Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤ Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤ Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤ God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤ To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit. UA-camrs I recommend Impact videos ministries David diga Hernandez IsaiahSaldivar Mapalo DLM christian lifestyle Billy garham Danial adams Living waters Mike Signorelli Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this* Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God Things to get rid of in your home 1sage 2dream catchers 3crystals 4crystal ball 5ouija board 6 tarot and angel cards 7religious statues 8demonic movies music or video games 9soul times items 10pornography Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to. Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't 150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤ Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤ Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve You serve the devil when you Lie Hate Blasphemy Disobey Lazy Gossip Gluttony Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house Hate And unforgivness And cussing murder and more And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤ God is holy and righteous God is love So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤ You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤ Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN! Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior! God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤ Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Anyways I just wanna say hi and I recommend watching living waters DLM Christian lifestyle And an interview with lucifer on YT accept Jesus as your lord and savior repent from sin and receive his holy spirit💖 stay away from this stuff 🧿🔮 it's demonic you go to Jesus for truth guidance and help demons will offer or do anything if it means you don't go to Jesus He's the way the truth and the life and if Jesus isnt leading you who is? Satan is a master at deceiving he's been around so long and was the most high ranked. Please give Jesus a chance im not trying to force anything on anyone im just trying to warn people of the dangers💞 also watching mapalo on YT is also good and david DiGa Hernandez ✨ Jesus 🧡s You! So many people think you get to heaven by working your way there like being a good person but that is not true. First of all no one is good and self righteous is a sin only God is good and offered eternal life as a free gift you receive by faith✨💞 Jesus died on the cross paying full price for sin all you have to do is receive it by faith! Repent from sin meaning to change your mind don't sin on purpose willfully our minds play a big part in this because it starts as a thought and can lead to action so repent . Accept Jesus as lord and savior meaning to accept the fact youre only going to heaven because of what he did on the cross and not because of what you did. Accepting him as lord means to deny yourself denying your flesh and following him letting him lead you ✨💞 ❤❤❤❤ ❤❤
Ma'am this is a Wendys... from Hell.
@@MandelaEffectRecords I heard many say stuff like that before please don’t joke about this it’s serious Jesus loves you❤️👑
@@crummybunny777 If you're gonna schizopost up and down my comment section, you could at least learn the lore. 😆
Communism ☠️
Your engagement is appreciated 🎉
How haven't I heard this one before❤❤
Jajajaj, qué mamada más buena!!!!
finally a metallica record I can get behind. metallica sucks, have a nice day all. lol
Well they put effort into their work unlike this AI generated stuff. Also they suck in your opinion.
Nice
I like this
Wait this actually goes so hard?! Omg! ❤
this eats
This is so cute! It sounds more like she’s a vampire now than just another girl nibbling her neck ❤️❤️❤️
Not bad
Oof, where did the melody go?
I consumed it and turned it into a rube goldberg machine
Not a big one for this style of audio work, but this one has certainly got an ear worm quality. Good job.
Oh trust me I know I'm mostly making trash here. I'm just shittin around and having fun, glad you enjoyed this one!
Love the music good stuff
Love it
Looked for information about Wendy's stock and YT came up with that song. I like the vibe and the lyrics are hilarious. 😂
How have I never heard of these C*";ts?
Frickin description had me dying. LoL!!!!!!
What is this? I'm a'scared!
Is this realy from 1988? I dont find any reference of this song or band...
It's AI. Get ready for the death of the internet. Shit is gonna be everywhere soon.
Yes that is the point. ❤
@@MandelaEffectRecords the point of what? Is this new?
@@vollrathvoid5216 It's AI dude.
@@danpantzig7266 rly?? its awsome!
Calgary, Alberta roads!
Wendy’s slaps Good. Thanks for this banger
Look up NemoTheMormonAddressesTheFairview Texas TownCouncil. This informationIsBeingCen sored.
Literally the worst thing ever created. And I can't stand Trump. Sheesh.
I'm glad you get it
The Christian Heaven is the closest these guys could have gotten to Valhalla but now they've gone and screwed that all up, so, well...sunscreen?
Hail Stan
@@MandelaEffectRecords Either you rode the "special bus" to school or you're hilarious, either way, Shalom.
@@waynemyers2469 both can be true o_0
@@MandelaEffectRecords I don't know about that, the Special-Ed kids were usually funny for completely different reasons than the purposeful, calculated humor of the "class-clown" or other ordinary school humorists. Specia-Ed kids were the targets of laughter, the class-clown was the creator of laughter...and that's what irritates Stan the most...He hates to be laughed at...😁😝😆