The Phantom Bottom
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- Опубліковано 7 лис 2022
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On the briny sea, you're sometimes left wondering if that mass below your ship is the seafloor or a layer of fish so thick that your sonar thinks it's the seafloor.
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My dudes, can you make a video on James Webb telescope discovery about farthest galaxies and how they're not what we've supposed they are?
The astronomers thought that they'd see galaxies in their infancy, and it serving as further proof of the Big Bang, but apparently they're looking already formed as ours is, putting the whole thing on its head.
Forgot to thank you for this episode :D
Thank you!
"Phantom Bottom" invokes the image of a ghost with a sizeable caboose that leaves ghostly butt imprints on furnishings and occasionally, a person.
I took it more as a submissive that never shows up for their scene
Scishow pin this commet please
That's one idea I can get behind
Yes. YES.
id be okay with being haunted by that
"One can only hope that DSL's won't disappear entirely." I totally agree, on so many levels SciShow.
😂🤣😂
I refuse to be the 70th like on your comment.
@@therongjr Well put.
@@therongjr unfortunately im the 170th smh
The rarest and most elusive form of bottom, the Phantom Bottom makes their presence felt subtly, often leaving a sensation more palpable than that of even the Power Bottom.
Phantom Bottoms can most often be found in abandoned theaters and night clubs, though they must be coaxed out with care and patience.
Perfection! 👏😂
These phantom bottoms also apparently have DSLs. In the words of George Takei, "Oh myyy".
I'm so glad I'm not the only prurient goblin in here.
It's said their DSL's especially are legendary
Not to be confused with a ghosting bottom who just doesn't reply to your texts
Too many years on the internet have ruined the chances of me ever learning about phantom bottoms and DSL's in any serious tone 😵
We are thr same 🤭
@@misterhat5823 You could have pubic hair on your chin too if you weren't so enthralled with children.
I am in the same boat, LMAO
It's called the DSL? What's next, the TCP/IP layer? The IPX layer? The LAN layer?
No, SSL. Sea Shell Layer. The unkillable relic ancestor of modern TLS, Tiny Lipid Sink.
Very innocent response, respect
@@misterhat5823 because they need to be held accountable for their transgressions
Digital single lense of course
@Patrick Hudson Dont forget the WAP layer
“DSLs are not the phantom bottoms they were once thought to be.” Giggity😉
Came to the comments just to make sure someone said this 👌 thank you
They used to call me the phantom bottom
out here ghosting guys on grindr, the phantom bottom. coming to a theatre near you~
My goth drag name
"Phantom Bottom" and "DSL" in the first minute, gonna be a wild episode
Need me a phantom bottom with some DSL
I'd give this comment another like but it's at 69...Giggity
Wanted to focus on the science content, but can't stop admiring his hair.
Next they can do a video on The Ghastly Top
Can't believe I get to listen to Michael talk about dsl's for 5 whole minutes 😊😊
I can't believe I got to listen to Michael talk about phantom bottoms for 5 whole minutes 😳
Phantom bottoms + DSLs. This is top tier science.
When you use Grindr on Halloween:
An actually underrated comment
Michael, your hair is amazing. I haven't seen your video in a while and got to see the full effect.
I've never been so proud of a comment section in my life
As soon as I heard Phantom Bottom, I KNEW this comment section wouldn't be able to behave 😁
Does the comment section ever behave?
I think it indicates lateral thinking and imagination, albeit not always in a direction one would hope. Still, it's better than mute, uncritical acceptance.
I love when a community of intellectuals can come together and be dumbasses together
@@icollectstories5702 And at least it's 10000000x better than a flame war
Holy Moly Michael's hair is getting so insanely long. It is so shiny, and straight, and healthy looking!!! I absolutely love it.
Omg same! It suits him so well
Calm down
@@mason4354 Can´t!!
Maybe he been polishing his hair on the phantom booty?
I wonder whay shampoo he's using
When I read "phantom bottom" I thought of the guy that ghosted me 😆
GOD
Did he have DSL too?
Same though
I think that was my drag name
Damn
I want to know how he made it through this episode. I couldn't stop giggling and I was only watching.
The magic of editing.
Remember folks, DSLs are imperitive to get the bio pump going. And thats how to get a Phantom Bottom off
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😂😂
I agree, I really hope DSLs don’t disappear!
So we have "The Phantom Bottom" and The DSL 🤔 Phrasing? 😂
The biological pump sounds like a very saucy episode of scooby doo.
Who wrote this episode? My wife is dying laughing in the next room. All she heard was “phantom bottom” and “DSL can be found world wide and has confused sailors”.
Phantom bottom = me as a ghost
a phantom bottom happens sometimes when you walk into a room and feel like someone is pouting at you and no one is around
Phantom Bottom sounds like a haunted town Patrick and SpongeBob would wind up in after getting lost.
When your booty call never shows
Interestingly, The Phantom Bottom was the name of my 2003 BDSM themed goth record
Please tell me the record exists on UA-cam or Spotify.
Was DSL the name of the hidden bonus track?
@@LeeannG I see you listened to the whole thing, thanks for the support
@@SonOfTheDawn515 All of my music is on MySpace
Ocean's got them DSLs
Yo mama
"Phantom bottom" is such a funny and relatable phrase honestly
*deep sigh* i should call her
Nah bruh, there are plenty of DSL’s in the sea. 😂
scishow: the phantom bottom
Postmates: don't worry we have you covered with these simple meals
"DSLs are found around the world" - Michael Aranda
Got a Phantom Bottom with DSL. I can't stop giggling
Very interesting video. There’s my obligatory comment re: the subject matter.
Now can we all appreciate Michael’s hair? Wow, keep growing it, dude! I can’t wait for it to be waist length.
I've always loved his hair, meanwhile I have 7 hair and they all have names
@@ConstantChaos1 LOL! Not that bad, but yeah, thinning at the temples and the front hairline, frizzy and frail, and no matter what I use, my hair is drier than the Sahara. I can’t imagine having silky shiny hair like that.
I wonder how many of those "phantom bottom" species got wiped out over the years due to active sonars.
Oh yeah we can't use the term Phantom Bottom anymore. It's much too suggestive for serious science. I know! We'll use DSL instead. It couldn't possibly be mistaken for something lewd.
Phantom Bottom seems like a really good name for that feeling you get a day after you eat very spicy chili. 😛
The phantom bottom is what my friends call me on halloween
The "Phantom Bottom with DSLs." The new title of my autobiographical account of dating.
"Hey guys 'The Phantom Bottom' might be a bit dirty, can we come up with a different name for it?"
"How about the DSL?"
"Perfect! There's no way that that could be dirty!"
how tf is DSL dirty?? its a type of internet connection??????
@@graysonreeves6114 D*ck Sucking Lips. I'm so sorry to be the one to teach you this, and also to be someone who knows this.
I have a degree in Oceanography and I'd never heard of this Phantom Bottom from life. Cool!
Love learning something seemingly insignificant yet so important. Thanks Sci show, love this channel
Existence becomes more incredible to me every year.
DSL’s and Bottoms… woah…
DSL's have a whole different meaning in my head (refer to Urban Dictionary if you don't think dirty like me) and this video has me dying. LOL
"DSL's are found around the world" - Thank goodness.
"Studies have found that DSL's aren't uniformly mixed" - Yep. Some are definately better than others.
"DSL's are a biological pump" - Well yes that's one way to put it.
"Currently, DSL's on earth are understudied" - I volunteer!
LMAO I know i have the mind of a child but come on...that's hilarous.
The different marine creates who use each other's specific skills to enhance one another's ability to survive is a fantastic example of how evolution impacts the way lifeforms can benefit from the skill sets in other creates not even related in any other way beyond environmental.
It reminds me of the stripes on a Zebra. The black stripes and the white stripes are not the same, but they exist on the same body. They are as they are because they are at their best when they work together to keep the whole body safe.
Michael's HAIR!!! It's so beautiful!!!!!
Let's just hope these changing DSL patterns don't end up being silent-but-deadly to the wider planetary ecosystem!
DSLs were something else when I was growing up.
internet?
I've been watching Michael talk about science stuff for as long as his hair has been growing.
Would this also be the ‘thermocline’ hosting these animals?
Phantom Bottoms, DSLs, Biological Pumps.... y'all ok over there?
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The Phantom Bottom is my stage name
I got like nothing out of this video because I spent the whole runtime laughing about phantom bottoms and DSL.
Phantom Bottoms, DSL's, Biological Pumps....what's going on in here? 🤣
Your hair looks great and beautiful to me, I have a long ponytail myself.
Life is not so fragile, this planet is bursting with life. It just may not always be human life. With or without us, life is such an amazing force! I'm so intrigued by this false bottom thing.
thanks again
The phantom bottom is something I’ll never get
If only Norton Juster had known about this; he could have added a third kingdom to his great book.
Couldn't not hear Digital Subscriber Line every other sentence when he said DLS.
Phantom bottom is what they call me on Grindr when I have to work early the next morning.
Yes... Scooby Doo... Definitely not a regrettable Grindr date who ghosted... 😂
Finally found someone else who made that joke Thank you! 😂😂
"DSLs are found around the world" lmao stop i wasn't ready for this first thing in the morning
Knew just the tiniest bit enough about this to make this edifying
I'm just glad to see a video with a title that doesn't call the subject matter "shocking", "insane", "greatest", or some similar word.
😏
Passing my 35 ft schooner with a 9.9 kicker, faster boat propellers kicked up a turbulence in the water that made my depth finder do funny things to my hart, like skip a few beats when the readings changed to 3 ft for a while.
my Metal Gear fanfic!
Can you please make a video explaining eclipses and the exact angles of alignment of sun moon. Also how it happens on other planets with multiple moons
That would be fun!
Really cool
WOW.. Amazing Video.. ☺️✨
I'm still in search of that elusive phantom bottom.
DSLs means something very different in my industry
Good Documents
DSLs... Phantom Bottoms.... i like where this is going
Still has that gorgeous hair 🥰
Remember that iPhone game where you had to move the fishing hook around the fish to go as deep as possible before catching one?
I like your DSLs
Biological PUMP
Very interesting
inb4 the bottom/top jokes 🌈
I was a ghost for Halloween and got lucky. Call me phantom power bottom
“The Phantom Bottom” sounds like a ghost story Vaush would tell
A phantom bottom ruined my last relationship
This is a Chuck Tingle novel waiting to happen. 😂😂😂👻
Sounds like a Haloween Special by Spinal Tap!
DSL gets me every time
I'm so happy about these comments.
These comments would read very differently a couple years ago.
Ahhh yes, the endless bottom of dsl if my favourite too
Someone once told me that among one of the more identifiable qualities about human life, was the way that it could know what a wrong and a suffering could be at the perceiving of it.
All other natures multiple and witnessing as they are, bare the quality of not always it being the case that one has account of them all, changing and unpredictable as it is.
The way its drawn into and describes things.
if nothing else, we wonder if one could simply say what was insignificant about that. Small, yes, Insignificant, not quite no. Not yet...
But it took life to witness life after all.
What it creates and what it seeks out is indicative of a burdened self awarness but momentarily involved, and effecting.
The agrigate of beautiful dreams, and horrifying nightmares.
Our, experience is always bound by a moments reality in some sense, and our lives the perpetual engaging but always having to come to grasp with all others.
It's rather surreal in that sense.
Thus, though it's rather continental, it's perhaps in passing hoped that at some point in the course of that time, we come to some sort of sensibility and overcome something before we run out of it.
Our biosphere changes and has a schedule and inconsistent relation to us.
Except the thing about human life being that precarious and unpredictable is that, a stochastic complexity about were it's events in isolation and nature's decide and unfold, there is no rule saying that that is even what we do.
However, as this is life that complex after all, for the same reason, as has been demonstrated, we may yet be an exception.
but while we were asking about what worth was, and a point was, it may just be that it won't be until we have nothing but time to look upon that we see that that answer was looking us in the eyes the whole time.
Ah yes. The phantom bottom. A bottom that died unfulfilled in a theater and now haunts the stage, sexily.
That is an unfortunate acronym. This may be immature, but i was laughing at every mention of "DSL"
Cool.
The wave
is that what they're calling it now
The phantom bottom sounds like the prequel to the power bottom