Being A Real "Family Man" | BEST OF TOMMY TIERNAN

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2021
  • Tommy can now officially class himself as an older man but also a family man. Married a hell of a while, children as far as the eye can see, and most of them probably want to get the f**k out. Let Tommy regale you on the many things he loves about his wife and his dear children.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 79

  • @TommyTiernan
    @TommyTiernan  2 роки тому +80

    So many things to love about having kids........soooo many things......

    • @Happy-ok3sj
      @Happy-ok3sj 2 роки тому +3

      Haha

    • @soozekuzyk8020
      @soozekuzyk8020 2 роки тому +5

      Soooooooooooo many. LOL

    • @janmulcahy1458
      @janmulcahy1458 2 роки тому +2

      Lock it in the cupboard and if it cries, kill it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marytheairving8151
      @marytheairving8151 2 роки тому +1

      I don't know how I just found you in 2022, but I am IN LOVE with you!

    • @philruane5910
      @philruane5910 Рік тому

      They eat your youth, dont be soft with them now……….

  • @OShaughnessyC
    @OShaughnessyC 2 роки тому +83

    What an anti-depressant you are, Tommy Tiernan. Hugely enjoyed this one!

    • @scoonsite3190
      @scoonsite3190 2 роки тому +3

      Have a listen to "The best off - Part 2" of the podcast. It's an absolute tonic.

    • @louisegroves9425
      @louisegroves9425 9 місяців тому

      😅

  • @markstecyna5515
    @markstecyna5515 2 роки тому +16

    I rolled out of bed laughing. You are the man Tommy. Cheers from America

  • @davehopkin9502
    @davehopkin9502 2 роки тому +25

    Caught this by chance - superb

  • @alkiebythesea
    @alkiebythesea 2 роки тому +32

    During these challenging times Globally, SO happy I stumbled across this refreshing Comedian & had a good chuckle. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ddoherty5956
      @ddoherty5956 Рік тому

      Try to search for his racist story it will have you in tears 🤣🤣🤣

  • @catmpofu
    @catmpofu 2 роки тому +15

    I'm fookin delighted you woke me up

  • @rosequartz4102
    @rosequartz4102 2 роки тому +39

    The husband left alone in a shopping center cracked me up. I walked away from my now ex husband in the grocery store and when I found him, finally, 15 min later, he was at the dairy case, picking up individual eggs and holding them up to the light like they were kaleidoscopes. I have NO idea why he was doing this.

    • @paulduffy4585
      @paulduffy4585 Рік тому +4

      Looking for chicks.

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 Рік тому +3

      @@paulduffy4585 wouldn't be the first time. 😅

    • @casualgamingauraous2345
      @casualgamingauraous2345 Рік тому +2

      @@rosequartz4102 Oof..if that’s what I think ya mean, I’m sorry ta hear bout that…but dang it that’s a good joke.

    • @deeh5126
      @deeh5126 Рік тому +1

      its called "candling"

    • @solid311975
      @solid311975 Рік тому

      I just slowed down to look at a train 🤣🤣

  • @kaneplace8352
    @kaneplace8352 Рік тому +7

    I just laughed like I’ve never laughed before, all that build up to that legendary finish has absolutely blew me away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sammars9495
    @sammars9495 2 роки тому +21

    Love every bit of this! 3 boys for me and they all snore. Heaven help me! Thanks for the laughs.

  • @the3rdlung
    @the3rdlung Рік тому +3

    Tommy, you really are one of a kind mate.

  • @parisatempest4565
    @parisatempest4565 2 роки тому +13

    Made my day!

  • @phillipaclark1832
    @phillipaclark1832 2 роки тому +9

    fuccccin insane, so funny, thanks Tommy

  • @EvieVermont
    @EvieVermont 2 роки тому +5

    Loving the humor

  • @rosaleenkelly4539
    @rosaleenkelly4539 4 місяці тому +1

    Absolutely class 😂😂😂😂

  • @julieatkinson5910
    @julieatkinson5910 2 роки тому +11

    Brilliant

  • @cillobillo1059
    @cillobillo1059 2 роки тому +3

    This channel is a godsend.

  • @salamander45
    @salamander45 Рік тому +2

    Love Love love you..thank you

  • @tatum3d
    @tatum3d Рік тому +7

    When my son did something bold he’d tell me it wasn’t him it was the robot version of him that lived in the attic & comes down to do all sorts of shenanigans

  • @blueoctgal
    @blueoctgal 2 роки тому +23

    It’s like a woman swallowing a tick tac and birthing a sofa.
    Dude, you have No IDEA
    😜

  • @howler6490
    @howler6490 Рік тому +2

    tic-tak...sofa. soooperb!!!

  • @iainhamilton7562
    @iainhamilton7562 2 роки тому +9

    what live show is the second clip where yer man has the paisley shirt with the denim jacket on, talking about daughters being tiny wives?

  • @seanedgeworth6738
    @seanedgeworth6738 Рік тому +2

    Long way from Galbally Park Tommy and Joe Malloy.....English lessons paid off for ye

  • @queenredspecial
    @queenredspecial 11 місяців тому +5

    Is this Gerry from Derry Girls??

  • @EvieVermont
    @EvieVermont 2 роки тому +1

    Wonderful!

  • @pamelavarilone2614
    @pamelavarilone2614 2 роки тому +1

    Pretty remarkable 👌 😅🤣

  • @bootslawless
    @bootslawless Рік тому +4

    This man's comedy makes me want to marry an Irishman. Signed, a French Canadian woman

    • @murman6140
      @murman6140 9 місяців тому

      Where do we sign up?

    • @fionalawler6952
      @fionalawler6952 7 днів тому

      Oi I'm Irish....can't go robbing our men!!!! 😂

  • @nomdeplume2213
    @nomdeplume2213 2 роки тому +13

    Awwww 😍 there is no love like the love a daughter has for her father haha my eldest daughter weighed 13 lbs 14 oz when she was born so I completely understand having a chunky butt baby 🤣 except i unfortunately grew her that fat so i have no one to blame but myself for the stretch marks from my eyeballs to my toenails 😅

    • @aineoconnell690
      @aineoconnell690 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 2 роки тому +1

      My son was 9lbs 4oz and my husband was 14lbs when he was born!
      I keep in mind when I look at my stretch marks and think of complaining.

    • @ddoherty5956
      @ddoherty5956 Рік тому

      Before she's 11 and after she's 25 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thiafalcone2622
    @thiafalcone2622 14 днів тому

    "I believe in only one Dog, the father, the Almighty..."

  • @dianeogilvy9488
    @dianeogilvy9488 2 роки тому +2

    My favourite! I snore too and have to wear all that garbage. My husband is NOT allowed to turn on the light!

  • @kitsunelee007
    @kitsunelee007 2 роки тому +4

    Now I understand why my Mother didn't speak to me for a whole month when she found out that the only child the first born of the first born for 10 generations was giving birth to a BOY.🤣

  • @johnomahony4686
    @johnomahony4686 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bridypow1947
    @bridypow1947 10 місяців тому +1

    I have made 3 male devil spawn peasants that NEVER CALL ME !!!!!!! THOSE IRISH TWINS ARE STILL RUNNING ME MENTALLY RAGGED MCDERMOTT OUT!!! AND MAD AF

  • @bridypow1947
    @bridypow1947 2 місяці тому

    16:19 the cpap cronicles elephant man 16:33

  • @bridypow1947
    @bridypow1947 2 місяці тому

    1:25 🎉😂🎉 1:27

  • @hawkerrielly9317
    @hawkerrielly9317 9 місяців тому

    Yir man talks the total truth I'm now a grandfather IV experienced everything he talks about but can never have the intelligence to SPK as good as Tommy ever other word I know is fk this fk that fk everything give me a fkn Guinness

  • @thiafalcone2622
    @thiafalcone2622 10 місяців тому +1

    If you think kids are great, wait until you have grandkids!

  • @bridypow1947
    @bridypow1947 2 місяці тому

    9:05 heard 9:12 🎉

  • @vivianidelacerda9708
    @vivianidelacerda9708 2 роки тому +3

    Something like that happened to me in a church once. We were a bunch of teenager girls in board school forced to go to church in the morning, and suddenly a hermaphrodite walked in, a masculine man dressed as a woman, and sat right in front of us, and every girl started laughing - I still can see him in a floral dress - it was the first time I had seen someone like him - and the matron was so angry with us I ended up making out as if I was crying, to escape punishment, to no avail... We were all grounded...

  • @KR1Seng
    @KR1Seng Рік тому +1

    @

  • @eileendwyer5150
    @eileendwyer5150 Рік тому

    If he didn't say swear words..would he still be viewed as hilarious

  • @saoirseclarnimhuiris7910
    @saoirseclarnimhuiris7910 Місяць тому

    💚😁👍💚💚🇮🇪☘☘☘

  • @bridypow1947
    @bridypow1947 Рік тому +1

    Save us Ireland 🇮🇪

  • @valerieshepherd6823
    @valerieshepherd6823 2 роки тому +6

    My man goes to work at 5am... and I crawl back to our 6 foot by 6 foot 6 inch super king size bed with our 2 cats and get the best sleep of my life. I've got my two fur babies in bed with me and my minion... sorry I mean my man is out making me money lol llf. I told his boss... you think he works for you... does he feck... he works for me.

  • @charliekavanagh1217
    @charliekavanagh1217 2 роки тому +3

    Call this fellow a comedian Boys oh Boys .He hadn't the word fucking where would he be

    • @brazenlilhussy5975
      @brazenlilhussy5975 2 роки тому +13

      He'd still be wildly succesful and have his own talk show I'd imagine, Charlie.

    • @WaningGibbous
      @WaningGibbous 2 роки тому +13

      Still more funny and famous than you lol

    • @wendi2819
      @wendi2819 2 роки тому +10

      He's brilliant. He doesn't need the F-bombs a'toll. His timing is perfect. I love him

    • @myadownes9027
      @myadownes9027 2 роки тому +8

      you’re in the comment section of all of his videos, wether or not you like him you’re a FAN lmao

    • @wendi2819
      @wendi2819 2 роки тому +1

      @@myadownes9027 bad publicity is STILL publicity, right? Lol. I absolutely love just listening to him talk. Sometimes I can't even understand him and neither can the subtitles... and it's still so funny!!! I'm American, but I hear me Irish nan everytime Tommy gets wound up proper-like. LOL 😂