MINECRAFT BOOTLEGS ARE AWFUL.
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2021
- NOTHING COULD PREPARE ME FOR THIS LEVEL OF PAIN. Today I revisited some of the terrible Minecraft knockoffs I used to play as a kid, and let me tell you it was BAD... Not as painful as when I tried to win Hypixel bedwars with just a pickaxe, but I still lost a small piece of my soul today...
Twitter: / therealsquiddo
Discord: / discord
Many thanks to my friend CupBee for doing the subtitles. / thecupbee - Розваги
Disclaimer the Terraria part is sarcasm, I'm mocking the people who say it's a copy :) I love Terraria
knew that ngl
TERRARIA IS SO POGCHAMP
👌
Ok
@@sterilized i agree
Minecraft: Try Terraria
Terraria: Try Minecraft
Players: wAr WaR War waR wAr wAR WAr
Yes
*war.*
i play both
@@a_normalbacon5510 good
Whats calamity mod? :)
Squiddo: *speaks spanish*
That guy: "oui"
*ah yes a man of culture*
As a spanish person i can confirm
*french*
VIVE LE PAIN ET LE FROMAGE
That one before Terraria genuinely was minecraft classic. The file is small and unprotected, so it wasn't hard to decompile and repost.
I'm pretty sure they just used an . ~Red
"why are there physics?"
*A question I ask myself everyday*
No replies?
@@nutanhattewar5873 yes until now
@@heavenlydusk lol
Thanks issac newton
Same
I didn’t think in my life I would hear
“Oh my god there’s *PHYSICS”*
In such a fearful way
you clearly haven't gone to a school
“World Craft 2”
Me who watches boffy:
Hey I’ve seen this one before!
And it was just as horrifying :D
I'm sad she didn't try to place the fire in the water tho
Quackity also played it ig
I actually used to play the game with the summon deer and throw ball feature! Fun thing my younger sister and I found out you can do with the deer bc it has an infinite reach distance, find a mountain, go really far away from it but close enough to where it still renders clearly, point your mouse at the top of it, spam the summon deer button as fast as you possibly can, and watch them go absolutely FLYING off the side mountain due to what in normal Minecraft you'd call entity cramming. And for the bouncy balls, spam that button at the edge of a lake or ocean, it's really satisfying to see a big line of rainbows bouncing through the water
Hello Sister.
@@Berrystar776 Well haloo thar Luna
@@HarmonyMoonbeam024 U has 13 likeys :D
@@Berrystar776 Yay lol
I'm convinced this vid is just an excuse for squiddo to flex their terraria world
U caught me lol
Bruuhhhhhh
@@Squiddo so it is
Was a pretty pog Terraria world ngl I always die immediately
@@mythreeboys5059 I didnt even under stand that-
the sad thing about this video is that i've played half of the games shown in this video.
lol
i-.
@@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927 *finish your sentence*
@@mimiqtt *i can’t remember it*
Plottwist: he finished his sentence
5:18 the first thing I thought was
"Tax fraud of 87??"
5:25
I wonder what 9-year-old Squiddo (who was terrified of Herobrine) would think if she looked into the future and saw her grown-up self making these random nonchalant Herobrine jokes?
I’m 1 late year late I know but are you a hater? And she’s not even a 9 yr old. SHE SOUNDS LIKE A ADULT, and if this was a joke, just use the reddit joke thing on me.
@@lxvermusic660 I know she's an adult. It's been a year since I watched it, but I'm pretty sure she said that she was afraid of Herobrine when she was nine.
What I was saying was, I wonder what her past self (a kid) would have thought if she saw this video by her current self (an adult).
@@lxvermusic660Nah this isn't a whoosh moment, you just can't read bro
@@lamenwatch1877 oooh ok
but do you really think I’m seriou-
@@sporeham1674 “you can’t just read bro” how tf did I read right now then
also, how is it not that obvious it was a joke-
Squiddo's pc: can play minecraft with shaders in max render distance with perfect frame rate
Also squiddo's pc: *immeadiately starts dying when running a game with actual physics*
First reply
It's probably cause there was a virus or something
@James marcstone A. brown dude you know people always joke about Terraria being fake minecraft right?
@James UA-cam Tv network and guides and gameplay Son if you are too young to understand these obvious jokes maybe you should stick to UA-cam Kids
She is sooooooo not running max render. Java itself on an RTX Card with a high end cpu can't handle max render.
“This game is playable but that does not mean i enjoy it”
-Squiddo 2021
48 seconds ago
Nice
You mean 73.4K subscribers?
@@kocanutLIVE you mean 73.7k?
growing rapidly
@@4pky338 god shes gaining subs so fast
8:45 dude I miss the “off-camera mining” that was mcyt in the old days. gaaahh the nostalgia!
6:07 this is actually an official version of Minecraft you could play on browzer
Steve in the thumbnail really said: 🧍🏻
😂👏
@Steve real steve from minceraft
"I am a normal human. This is my body and I did not steal it" - Squiddo
XD
Unlike mine, which is totally stolen.
@@secondtrymagic626 inseart nearvous monkey meme here
0:48
When you play minecraft for more that 6 years: P H Y S I C S
Its always nice when your watching horror/creepy stuff and you come here to squiddo because y’know squiddo always makes everything better. *not me saying what i just did because i cant take horror stuff but i watch it anyway*
literally going deaf from listening to worldcraft music: USE YOUR TWITCH PRIME!!
Nobody
Every person when they play games other than minecraft: *why is there physics??!?*
wHy iS tHeRe wOrLd gEnERaTiON
So true
I just discovered ur channel 2 days ago, and u make my days ! I love ur positive and funny vibes u give !! thank you for your content ^^
4:04 it's skid but really realistic and creepy
(if you don't know who skid is he's from spooky month)
“I just hope this doesn’t steal my credit card information...”
*terraria music starts playing*
*”whot the hell is this”*
Funfact:The one minecraft where she screamed "COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!" is actually official and made by minecraft lol
Wait fr?? If you're joking please don't woosh me
@@endervoir i'm not joking lol, mojang had remade minecraft classic on browsers for the 10th anniversary of minecraft
@@thatonetopeka D A M N that was both cool and a really dumb idea- Well at least people dont have to buy minecraft if it's in browser.
@@endervoir it's early alpha
New favourite UA-camr! 😂 your chill, funny and wholesome I love it!
4:54
Me: *laughing my head off at the shadow*
Squiddo: "I like this one! This one's nice! :D"
Me: Omg-- PFFT OMG BAHAHAHAHA 😂
"Is that L'Manburg?"
*draws in the walls and stuff and points to the boy in green with the caption "Tubbo"*
"The government has been after me since 1987"
The Squiddo behind the slaughter?
Dead meme
@@megamichael4021 that meme isn't dead, it always comes back ;)
@@roccocacciola3671 i seriously never heard it for months
@@megamichael4021 shhhhhhh
@@megamichael4021 I don't think you got the joke. It was a reference to the fact that Afton (the purple guy) says "I always come back" as his catchphrase in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator
i 10000% would watch an entire video of squiddo just unironically playing terraria
I haven't even watched one minute of this video but I already subbed. I think I will be visiting this channel often
alternative title: squiddo destroys everything for ten minutes
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
"Don't you love it when you jump and your chest goes through your eyes?"
*Anime Girls Intensifies*
0_0
yeah uh
Holy shi I forgot I commented this, sorry
theres also this mobile game that i play rn called “Planet Of Cubes”, it loses connection constantly tho.
One time I found a knock off on Minecraft called crafting and building. On my very old cracked phone, I tried it and it was just a regular knockoff game. But then, I got a new tablet and tried it on that, IT WAS LITERALLY MINECRAFT. No joke, the exact same textures, settings, features, everything that Minecraft could do was there and it all looked the same.
Also, I could even join other players who use the actual minecraft if I was using local (creating accounts would glitch out on crafting and building) so me and my sister used it to our advantage for the next 2 years.
And then, a few years later after going to check if it's still there it got banned
Squiddo:*joins the brazilian vc*
Their Brazilian subscribers:so you have choosen... _summoning me_
Whomst has summoned the almighty one
Eae :)
O p a
Mds quanto br KKKKK
O I F A M I L
“You try’na troll me?”
*skuiddy intensifies*
2:14 Those are obviously the vape clouds
“Is that L’manburg?” HAH-
I found you today, you are a fantastic and entertaining UA-camr, I don't get why only your animated videos have many views, you are literally the best, keep being fantastic
"Today in this video we coded it so that we're playing Minecraft but it's not really Minecraft. This video was a lot of fun..."
100k! Congratulations!! :>
2:04 Glory To Arstotska!
She played the OFFICIAL classic Minecraft version though, Mojang uploaded it to it's own website. Now, how CrazyGames got ahold of that version is a mystery to me. I think Mojang just gave the old version away, so at least people wanting to play "Free Minecraft" can play the online classic version instead.
6:14
We all know everykid got in to this experience
0:19: *WHAT THE FLNNJVHGK DID THEY DO TO MARINETTE?*
0:33
ITS THE SAME GAME
WHERE YOU PRESS Y TO SPAWN DEER-
-yahiamice
Your editing is really funny
I hope you will reach 100k subscribers soon
She's like the female version of Tommyinnit
indeed
deedni
r34 go brr
it's called british
No swearing do
0:51 cant even play Minecraft in ✨ o h i o ✨
I'm lucky you're the first UA-camr I subscribed, good content 👍
Me: Mom can we get Minecraft?
Mom: We have Minecraft at home
Minecraft at home:
''H I S I S T E R S"
Girl, I just found you and actually enjoyed your content. Very funny and very original, you have a new sub!
Also, your Spanish is pretty good! I could swear you're Spanish-speaker (unless ... you are)
im spanish 😳
You’re giving me old Minecraft UA-camr vibes and it’s really nice
ok I JUST found this channel and it already seems good
I played some along time ago when I didn’t have Minecraft
I clicked faster than James Charles could say “Hey sisters”
How is this so frickin funny -clap- -clap- earned a like
you said this in a lin-n video
@@wafflearegood ok?
James Charles is quaking.
Suiddo: HE CAN MOOOOOVE
Me: lol the cow can mooooove
I love the papers please transitions
4:15 Squiddo summons herobrine, yet again.
claim your "here before 1 hour ticket here"
you don't have to like it to claim it, just see it
claimed just in time
Just in time
Ah shite Im 10 minutes late arent I?
@@humanposer6433 did it say 1 hour. If it did then your fine
(claims ticket)
Lol i'm late f*ck you
9:19 i understood
EVERYTHING
and also nice teasin skills
OH FUDGE HERE COMES "Steve" GOTTA RUN
Wait till you search "block" in android playstore. There's like hundreds of minecraft rip off with title like "block craft 3d"
Oh hey, I remember playing that. Or something with a similar name. Jeez I was desperate for Minecraft back then.
@@werewolf6513 Same, since i was 5.
miraculous: Hey my name is-
GGG (girls go games) : D O T T E D G I R L
1:03 cursed in minecraft, normal in real life
edit: ok, normal for the most part, trees don't just crumble
wtf
7:00 That's Classic . minecraft . com, and it was made for Minecraft's tenth anniversary. It's basically a recreation mojang made of classic minecraft
lmao i used to play so many knockoffs in my phone
Damn bro, i feel the pain ;-;
I did a mlp one and it's was bad
"This is just a ripoff Minecraft"
Me a Terrarian and a Minecrafter: Ouch, my heart, my soul, it hurts, even if youre joking lol xD
smae
Squiddo: I'm just gonna chill in my Brazilian VC-
me: *LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
2:01 he's just standing there....
MENACINGLY
I didn’t know this was new from 11 minutes ago LOL
I remember a game, MineBlock was it? It was a nice 2d game minecraft, spent a lot of time on it until I got real mc. You should try it someday!
oh I used to play it too,I heard it used flash and now it died,but I think they got a download version of it
@@Nils_61 really now? :o
Tell me more. I used to download it directly for the stability and so I could transport it on my USB key xp
@@shapeswitch_mood7221 idk much about it and I'm sleep deprived rn so you can try to join the discord for more info
discord.gg/3HQez6x
Edit:found the download thing mineblocks.com/1/download
i used to play that all the time
Someone: Hey what's the worst thing in minecraft?
Me: P H Y S I C S
Squiddo: *game that sents from my friend*
Me:Oh that's not Minecraft, that's survival game.
Kinda like Minecraft
she sounds so happy and which that also makes me happy, if you are seeing this squiddo I wanna say that u make me happy and smile whenever you are happy! ☺️👍
Squiddo: Speaks spanish*
Me, a Mexican: Me gust a el pan con mantequilla :,)
I liked the bread with butter
This is the new best video-
Wait i just realised how just *fabulous* your pfp is.
I’m loving these videos lol
''Why are there phisics''
7:23 *TERRARIA?!*
NO RIPOFF! FRIEND OF MINECRAFT!
@@sat_boi_nickxboi its sarcasm
Ive not watched minecraft youtubers since Skydoesminecrafts butter days and Aphmaus roleplay series
Truly outstanding to have found your cursed channel
0:47
“WHY IS THERE PHYSICS?!” THATS SO CURSED”
well, life ya know...an-and yeah...
Lol
7:33 lol its terraria 😂
6:36
Mmm yes, Minecraft Classic looks like a rip off.
She knows it wasn’t a rip off. She thought it was a rip off because it was on the website, although it did come from an official website copied over to another website.
Lol the sarcasm in the terraria part was so gold🤣 i love it lol
3:28 was my CHILDHOOD i originally played this when i was like 3 or 4
3:24 i'm Brazilian, have i been summoned?
Squiddo is basically the girl version of Tommy [and the best]
She made her Discord name WomanInnit for a couple of days a little bit ago lmao
@@luznoceda5401 lol
7:36 Minecraft.EXE be looking better than I last saw 😂
Times Squiddo has said "what the hell": 100x
5:34 squiddo are u ok? wait r u even squiddo- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
5:50 it's funny how there is a MrBeast video
W pfp
“There no Summon de-“ *enters the far lands 2*
squiddo: THIS IS LITERALLY MINECRFAT STEVE!!!!
me: but you made it..
Me,when i heard her say terraia is a knockoff: **ANGRY MOONLORD NOISES**
(This is a joke)
9:20 😂😂😂
"if you have a house made out of leaves..."
Ah, yes, Will Navidson, the Minecraft Lets-Player.
You want a functional "knockoff" game? Play mini world block art, it's great.