WUNDER64 Actually an average day is her just sitting around being lazy. She only really works hard on really shitty days. It's the same thing for Mario, he doesn't do shit ALL of the time. Most of the time he just lazes around and visits Peach when she bakes a cake and Bowser doesn't show up to wreak shit up. This also applies to Harry Potter. I wonder what Harry does when he has nothing to do.
Once walked in on my friend doing this exact encounter. He was sat at the computer, lights of, at night, curtains close, volume on full. Laughing like a maniac. Good times
Friends: "He looks so focused I wonder what deep things he's thinking of." Me: *What is the deal with Flandre's legs?* Remilia: *her legs freak me out better keep her in the basement.*
Sadly, if the game engine was improved to handle well over 2000 bullets on the screen along the bullet patterns being fixed this could be a legitimate difficulty.
5900 grazes in 30 seconds with normal enemies? (and that ain't even the boss) That is just madness. Anyone who can do this without dying or using a bomb is an absolute *MADLAD* or in touhou words: a *LUNATIC*
It's fun to take something well-known and make it new again =) Generally it's just a bit harder, with the few WHAT, NO, IMPOSSIBLE! sections. I was surprised how doable and fun it was though, after expecting it to just be stupid. Also, good luck with Mokou!
This happens when you tend to combine the "More Dakka" trope with Touhou. Kind of like mixing a liquid atomic bomb with a sample of Cthulhu's DNA mixed with Chuck Norris's chest hair.
I shed a bit of tears inside at the ending ...and to thought you were truly going to show me who's the boss of this game, the big boss of this touhou game
as far as i can tell, ultra seems like a double-edged sword: the whole stage difficulty stands on bullet density, and since some bullets travel faster they get out of the screen more quickly, plus the bullets limit screws up some patterns making them far more easy than the normal thing. however, it pulls the read-dodge reflex to the limit... now, what would happen if the 2000 bullets boundary would disappear (Yukari's fooling aroud again...)
As someone who has (painfully) gotten through EoSD Extra, I have to say...some of the faster things look easier than their slower counterparts. Main reason: less screen cluttering. Bullets that lag behind make me paranoid and kill me so much.
@SadisticPenguinOfAND *Sees orbs moving to the music to 9:03 and later when the music stops for a little bit, when that weird thing happens to the bullet pattern, sees ?! in the annotation* Was kinda funny when that ?! appeared at the same time the music went down a little bit, matched so perfectly. Was like ; NANI ?! Still great playthrough, bro. =)
"I fibbed a bit though, I can't quite kyuu everything. Some things are just too big - the center of the moon can't fit in the palm of my hand, so I can't make it go Kyuu. I still need some practice, but maybe one day I'll be able to kyuu the sun so me and Remi can play outside! Then she'll never have to worry about burning in the sun again!" -Flandre Scarlet
Touhou Players in a war: Soldier: SOLDIER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET BACK TO COVER!!! Touhou Player: _No need for cover._ *Dodges all of the bullets as he shoots the enemies* Soldier: What the hell? How are you doing... that? Touhou Player: _Bullets are useless if they're being used by a fool._ *Kills the entire enemy squad* Soldier: Wow, I must say Soldier, that was mighty impressive! Touhou Player: Thank you, I learned to do what I did by playing a game known as "Touhou". Soldier: ...Towhow? Toohoo? What? Touhou Player: ... Anyway, let's move! Soldier: Towhoo... Perhaps I should look into that sometime.
@curtmack Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I just always figured that they would simply use the Japanese words for four of a kind in a situation like that, or at least definitely for Kagome Kagome.
@SadisticPenguinofAND About the katakana part/english words, I don't know if it has been said already, but it reads "kuranberii torappu", then "reevatein", then "foo obu a kaindo", then "Sutaaboo bureiku", then "katadioputorikku", which are the "pronounciation" written in katakana. Not sure why they write it like that and not just in english.
Fascinating. I didn't know that, all I know is that The Death Waltz and Flandre's U.N. Owen Was Her is a massive source of debate amongst the Touhou Fandom. Im not one of the rabid fans screaming bloody murder and knew almost nothing on the subject. Nice of you to do the research, you clearly very smart :)
I'm not the best, there are still a bunch of people who put me to shame. Thanks though! If I've got anything going for me it's that I'm willing to take on the crazier and weirder challenges and play them through.
Well, it looks like it's possible to save a few bombs in ATWTBN on the blue bullets part at least, since those are all straight lines and is actually somewhat realistically readable (with very fast reactions and good skills at least, neither of which a player who can't even capture normal Starbow Break consistently like me have). If one puts them altogether perfectly (or do a 15FPS run or something), this is... surprisingly possible.
It's kind of deceptive... I've actually gotten up to Q.E.D. three times, each time to have Flandre send me packing before I get to that "hard" part of the spell. It'll be something for me to try in a year maybe, but at my current skill I think it's impossible for me.
Let's just say that this game needs a remake.Why?Unplayability on Windows 7/10,Bullet Limit less than 2000,and this game is fine and simple to get into.
![[TAS] Touhou 11 東方地霊殿 ～ Subterranean Animism QuadUltra](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3Y9xfBxBJiY/mqdefault.jpg)
Everyone makes the "dodging rain" joke, but honestly, this is more like dodging light.
Probably lightning...
...In bullet shape
Dodging light is just dodging lasers
@@daiyousei.1586 You wanna try dodge some lasers later?
the graze counter is happy
420 graze it bch
*SHOTS FIRED*
*Raymoo graze dat 420s*
*Patchouli Royal flare dat shit*
*le lives go down 0 game over*
And that guys is the average day of Reimu
WUNDER64 Actually an average day is her just sitting around being lazy. She only really works hard on really shitty days. It's the same thing for Mario, he doesn't do shit ALL of the time. Most of the time he just lazes around and visits Peach when she bakes a cake and Bowser doesn't show up to wreak shit up. This also applies to Harry Potter. I wonder what Harry does when he has nothing to do.
Austen Redd
yep, but when shitty day is the day. It's weekly or montly. I don't know for sure
I wish I could move faster than light during a shitty day. That'd make getting to class a whole lot easier.
Reimu's gamertag is ext3rminat0r_of_ a$$es
nice peko pfp you got there
Flandre ultra mode.
Aka trying to dodge rain.
XD
regular touhou is dodging rain
this is dodging...
the air molecules
Forget that its as hard as not touching matter
Making you NON EXISTENT
you can do it maybe, if you have 55 dodge (payday 2), black belt and titanium armor (terraria)... maybe something more
Make the bullets half transparent and it would be more accurate.
The attacks are actually broken due to the max bullet count being reached. Imagine if there wasn't one... 'shivers'
I can destroy the max bullet count
@@flanfre_skarlett f l a n
@@justasteamplayer7542 Yes. I am creme caramelle
flan fan
@@flanfre_skarlettm more powerful(by 1)
I guess Flandre is still only using 10% of her full power :D
But danmaku doesn't even have anything to do with their actual powers D:
Nah bro there is spellcard rules in danmaku touhou battle,, that you cant use all your powers
Once walked in on my friend doing this exact encounter. He was sat at the computer, lights of, at night, curtains close, volume on full. Laughing like a maniac. Good times
whats unbelievable is all these levels is one man's work
Dat yellow square. Flandre just stopped caring at that point. XD
Welcome to the Salty Splatton, how tough are you ?
How tough am I ?!
I beat Flandre Scarlet on ultra !
Yeah, so ?
WITHOUT TAKING DAMAGE.
Parama Aditya
I knew I made a issue.
I just imagined this with luigi from your profile pic lmao
Sorry, sir you may go in
6:07
Uh, right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting.
3:23 her head is exploding...
Actually it's just the game freaking out on itself. So it can't render Flanders Sprite inside the bullet. So it shows only the bullet.
that was a joke
that was a joke
that was a joke
Friends: "He looks so focused I wonder what deep things he's thinking of."
Me: *What is the deal with Flandre's legs?*
Remilia: *her legs freak me out better keep her in the basement.*
Looks like the game hit a maximum bullet count there.
If I cant do it, someone has to find a way to raise the bullet limit in this
We need these damn bullet patterns
IM ON ITohfuckmycompilerrrr
***** I tried I can't.
*howls with you*
Bullet fractals :D
+COMPW ODG Why isn't it doable?
After seeing this I have one question: what the hell is a hit box
dead center of the character model, the only problem I've had with it is the fact you have to constantly keep track of it
TritoniumX5 character model? i thought it was a sprite.
***** yes, I used model in a 2D context, when its better suited for 3D. my mistake.
It's about 5x5 pixels
A miserable pile of pixels, but have at you!
Wow, people are good at this! Meanwhile, I still need to even unlock the extra stage. YAY.
Good luck.
I... I can't get past Cirno.
I can’t even reach Cirno
Same
Edit: same as OP not the people who can't get past Cirno I can easily get past her it's Patchouli and Sakuya I have trouble with
I can't even play EoSD
Sadly, if the game engine was improved to handle well over 2000 bullets on the screen along the bullet patterns being fixed this could be a legitimate difficulty.
Me: Watched the video. Deleted touhou 6. Go to bed
Where do you even get this game ;-;
just search it touhou 6 and you should find with no problem
mobiuzz Yes thank you ive found it and hmm im having nightmares ;-;
Youre welcome XD
Never to play this stage on ultra mode
I tried Flandre a few minutes ago.
I did it, but before real Flan's defeat(she had to "explode") i got hit, and the stage restulted not complete :(
and i thought lunatic was crazy .-.
Everyone: *talks about how hard the gameplay is*
Me: omg this has so much scoring potential
Flandre : I'm lazy to do good patterns, imma just shit bullets out
WHY WOULD ANYBODY MAKE THE (near) IMPOSSIBLE EVEN HARDER!?!?
I've just realised that the player did that without seeing the hitbox.... Damn.
Anyone can do the near impossible. Touhou fans want a sense of achievement!
Deniz Akbaba Size information of the hitbox in EoSD is public. You can memorize the size so you don't need to see the hitbox.
whos got time for that
People who want to get better at EoSD.
I feel like the faster bullets either makes a certain part a lot harder or a lot easier.
would have been harder if eye was the extra boss...
Cirno the Ice Fairy nu, ME, I WILL MELT YOU
You would have be better
Can I pet you
trUE, UR thE stRongEst
How many brain cells do you have Cirno
5900 grazes in 30 seconds with normal enemies?
(and that ain't even the boss)
That is just madness.
Anyone who can do this without dying or using a bomb is an absolute *MADLAD*
or in touhou words:
a *LUNATIC*
The attack patterns are irregular because ZUN literally didn't program in enough bullets. I know this as a fact.
Wh- That's impossible! There's no such thing as 'too much bullets'.
Touhou 6 : 2001? Nah that's 1 too many bullets.
Zun : No such thing as too much bullets.
Hehehe...
Aisha Elemental Master im awesome...
spider-goku me ^^ i killed Remiu more than once
Aisha Elemental Master yeah^^
Aisha Elemental Master ¤_¤
Aisha Elemental Master
O3o
4:00 Flandre is throwing up
You evade her vomit
Flandre's attacks are just CRAZY! I JUST DIED WHEN FOUR OF A KIND STARTED!
lol you should try making it to ripples of 495 years she throws everything she has at you XD
I cant even make it there! :P
AvastFluttershy'sBanana I can't even make it to Flandre in general. XD
XD On Lunatic mode I die when Flandre just pwned me on her first attack!
Four of a kind in ultra mode was a nightmare
In reality. Id be so cool if humans could actually evolve enough to have a hit box.
When this guy takes a break from Ultra difficulty, he goes to Lunatic.
Anticlimatic ends? The last spellcard of ULTRA Flandre! You're a beast!
It's fun to take something well-known and make it new again =)
Generally it's just a bit harder, with the few WHAT, NO, IMPOSSIBLE! sections. I was surprised how doable and fun it was though, after expecting it to just be stupid.
Also, good luck with Mokou!
XD!! It made me laugh like how the video ended right when you died
30 seconds, 5900 graze.
yeah, totally normal.
This happens when you tend to combine the "More Dakka" trope with Touhou. Kind of like mixing a liquid atomic bomb with a sample of Cthulhu's DNA mixed with Chuck Norris's chest hair.
I think my eyes are burning from seeing those projectiles
I love how at 9 minutes in you press shift with the music.
Just like how I was tapping my fingers on my keyboard. XD
5:02 Taboo: Four of a Kind: One of us does all the work
I like how most of her cooldown attacks are broken by some kind of projectile limit and since four of a kind uses cooldown attacks it is also broken
I LOLed when the yellow bullet pattern near the end completely failed to be threatening.
Flan just vomits bullets everywhere.
I shed a bit of tears inside at the ending
...and to thought you were truly going to show me who's the boss of this game, the big boss of this touhou game
@Smbz9 The Centennial Festival for Magical Girls is the stage part's theme.
as far as i can tell, ultra seems like a double-edged sword: the whole stage difficulty stands on bullet density, and since some bullets travel faster they get out of the screen more quickly, plus the bullets limit screws up some patterns making them far more easy than the normal thing. however, it pulls the read-dodge reflex to the limit... now, what would happen if the 2000 bullets boundary would disappear (Yukari's fooling aroud again...)
As someone who has (painfully) gotten through EoSD Extra, I have to say...some of the faster things look easier than their slower counterparts. Main reason: less screen cluttering. Bullets that lag behind make me paranoid and kill me so much.
I love how some bullets aren't even spawning.
It is said if you beat this with no deaths and no bombs, ZUN personally comes to your house and gifts you a lifetime supply of beer
@SadisticPenguinOfAND *Sees orbs moving to the music to 9:03 and later when the music stops for a little bit, when that weird thing happens to the bullet pattern, sees ?! in the annotation*
Was kinda funny when that ?! appeared at the same time the music went down a little bit, matched so perfectly.
Was like ; NANI ?! Still great playthrough, bro. =)
This goes against the spell card rules! ^^
of coURsE it doEs, hE's kiLLing it
"I fibbed a bit though, I can't quite kyuu everything. Some things are just too big - the center of the moon can't fit in the palm of my hand, so I can't make it go Kyuu. I still need some practice, but maybe one day I'll be able to kyuu the sun so me and Remi can play outside! Then she'll never have to worry about burning in the sun again!"
-Flandre Scarlet
Touhou Players in a war:
Soldier: SOLDIER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET BACK TO COVER!!!
Touhou Player: _No need for cover._ *Dodges all of the bullets as he shoots the enemies*
Soldier: What the hell? How are you doing... that?
Touhou Player: _Bullets are useless if they're being used by a fool._ *Kills the entire enemy squad*
Soldier: Wow, I must say Soldier, that was mighty impressive!
Touhou Player: Thank you, I learned to do what I did by playing a game known as "Touhou".
Soldier: ...Towhow? Toohoo? What?
Touhou Player: ... Anyway, let's move!
Soldier: Towhoo... Perhaps I should look into that sometime.
Coming to theaters near you
After that, Soldier found dead in his room after locking himself for 5 month.
"The strongest power need the strongest will" - Touhou Player
cringe
😬
touhou is like those bullet hell mobile game such as galaxy attack, alien shooter but harder, SO MUCH HARDER
Some say this is dodging rain.. others might choose light...
I think it's more like dodging oxygen.
bro racking up graze like how i rack up child support
@curtmack Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I just always figured that they would simply use the Japanese words for four of a kind in a situation like that, or at least definitely for Kagome Kagome.
-throws a Nuka Grenade at you-
I am running out of things to throw here!
@SadisticPenguinofAND About the katakana part/english words, I don't know if it has been said already, but it reads "kuranberii torappu", then "reevatein", then "foo obu a kaindo", then "Sutaaboo bureiku", then "katadioputorikku", which are the "pronounciation" written in katakana. Not sure why they write it like that and not just in english.
How many bullets do you want?
1k
*Set's up to 999*
*****
Oh dear... That's not good.
((I just now found this video again.))
Fujiwara no Mokou
Oh.... dear. What a sadistic hack.
I love how the point items glitches, since it scales with your number of grazes, and when he got his first point item he had like 6000 grazes XD
I hardly managed to get to flandre in normal as a child, but THIS would have make me stop video games O_O
So she's the person I see from the doujinshi I read..... Cool...
👌
@@josephoyek6574 👌
It's been two years and I am now a touhou enjoyer.
Reimu shot like thousands of bullets at Flandre but Reimu didnt even take a single hit and it took that long lol
04:43 Taboo "One of Us Does All the Work"
Gotta love that graze....
Fascinating. I didn't know that, all I know is that The Death Waltz and Flandre's U.N. Owen Was Her is a massive source of debate amongst the Touhou Fandom. Im not one of the rabid fans screaming bloody murder and knew almost nothing on the subject. Nice of you to do the research, you clearly very smart :)
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE TO HANDLE MORE THAN TEN SECONDS?!?! THIS GUY IS BEATING THE SH*T OUT OF OUR PHYSICAL LAWS!!
I would like to see Flandre and Moko get into a fight.I think the world would blow up.
the most graze marks I ever seen in my life
Now in the description!
Flandre was only using 0.1% of her power!
Flandera:"Remila what does the scouter says on her graze score"?
Remila:"Its over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!"
to be honest, it looked relatively easy until the starbow break spell card
Basically flandre from Danmaku festival
*knifes ExcaliburSonic1596* Flandre-chan.. Didn't I already tell you to not accept food from strangers?
CLearly, the designer by this point decided: Screw it, they're never getting here :D
flandre is the only girl that can make chuck norris say "youre pretty good"
The broken patterns make it easier than the regular Flandre D:
I'm not the best, there are still a bunch of people who put me to shame. Thanks though!
If I've got anything going for me it's that I'm willing to take on the crazier and weirder challenges and play them through.
Reimu's graze count is OVER 9000!
flandre having a seizure for 9 minute straight
I suck at Touhou normally so this blows my mind (good job)
I gave her a bowl of toffee sauce, filled to the brim with it and decorated with a ton of sugar!
Things to remember: If you think this is bad, just remember, those gaps are caused by exceeding the particle limit.....
Introducing Elite Skill Level
That's a gamebreaking amount of Graze.
Ah, so this is Flandre's true form. Interesting.
it loos so derpy when she's doing her non-spell and four of a kind on ultra,like it's not even possible to get hit by it half of the time....
Well, it looks like it's possible to save a few bombs in ATWTBN on the blue bullets part at least, since those are all straight lines and is actually somewhat realistically readable (with very fast reactions and good skills at least, neither of which a player who can't even capture normal Starbow Break consistently like me have). If one puts them altogether perfectly (or do a 15FPS run or something), this is... surprisingly possible.
Now shes at full power...
It's kind of deceptive... I've actually gotten up to Q.E.D. three times, each time to have Flandre send me packing before I get to that "hard" part of the spell.
It'll be something for me to try in a year maybe, but at my current skill I think it's impossible for me.
Let's just say that this game needs a remake.Why?Unplayability on Windows 7/10,Bullet Limit less than 2000,and this game is fine and simple to get into.
YOUR GRAZE....ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
That graze hot damn
If I am to joke,
I would say Q.E.D. stands for "Quite Easily Done"
* smile *
My God, that Graze Counter! O_o
*hides face in shame for being unable to even beat Sakuya... on normal...*
And now I feel bad for not being able to beat her...