Nicklas Bendtner - The Lord
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
- Give it up for the man, the myth, THE LORD, Nicklas Bendtner!
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Goal for Arsenal
Bendtner : 32 goals
Ronaldo : 0 goals
Stats speak themselves.
Messi: 0
Pele: 0
Maradona: 0
Mustafi: 7
Stats speak themselves
Mustafadona: 1 world cup
Ronaldo: 0
Messi: 0
Lingardinho: 0
Phil Jonesta: 0
Stats speaks for themselves
@@mrvengeance7825 😂😂😂😂😂
Genius
@@mrvengeance7825 Phil Jonesta 😂
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" If he was born in Argentina we would have won the world cup several times"
Lionel Messi
fuck you, and take my like with you.
@@aayushbhai02 wtf
@@aayushbhai02 wtf
"I wouldn't even mind getting benched so he could lead us to the title"
Also Messi, after getting asked about a possible rivalry between him and the Lord
Gabrijel Lukenda I hate that he’s taking shots at messi, but the comment was creative so I’m like I should be mad, but that comment was good so.
He’s got more goals for Nottingham Forest than Messi, Ronaldo and Pele combined... stats don’t lie
@@leandersw Your intelect amazes me
@@leandersw think again normie
Wow really??
@@leandersw leave
@@leandersw w/ooops
"If I had Bendtner on my side we would have taken the whole world"
~ Genghis Khan
I love how this doesn't make any sense
@@vishalbhat8602 A meme for this legend calm xd
@@bccb9204 🤣👌
Historically accurate
Lmao 😂
"I fear no strikers, but Lord Bendtner, he scares me"
-Sergio Ramos
420 likes🤣🤣
Ramos can't speak English
😝😝
"I am ready to kick or kill any other player on the planet except for Bendtner cause he will humiliate me"
-Pepe
"I'd skip English class and watch him play"- Harry Kane
PEPE JULIAN ONZEMA nice😂
One of the most underrated comment ever
Appearently its something he does often
the stats speak for themselves
😂😂😂
“If he was playing football in my era, i would have probably killed myself” - Maldini
"If I had only half of his talent, I'd have been the best striker of all time"
- Marco Van Basten
Vam Basten still is
@@davidpemaj737 no way. Bendtner is the 🐐
@@purushothaman6698 👍😂
Gabriel V best volley kick taker in history 🔥🔥💪💪💪
Theres no such thing as talent
Best XI of All Time (4-3-3)
GK: Iker Karius
RB: Shkodran Mustavaro
CB: Chris Smalldini
CB: Phil Jonesta (Captain)
LB: Always Young
CMF: Marouane Fellainiesta
CMF: Andreas Zico Perreira
AMF: Lingardinho El Fenomeno
RWF: Lucas Vazquezchenko
LWF: Fabio Borininzaghi
CF: Lord Bendtner
Manager: Kepa Arrizabalaga
Always Young lmao
Mustafino
That is the coolest comment in this video😂
amazing
bernardeschi is actually decent
'The only thing I regret as a manger is signing Ronaldo over Bendtner'
Sir Alex Ferguson
I understood Lamela more than Harry Kane and I don’t even speak Spanish
Lol
LoL spanish
LOL
But he put subtitle for lamela. And Kane is speaking English
Hahahaha
Lord Bendtner and Phil Jones should swap positions
@L M 2020 😂😂
LORD Phil Johnesta
MURGH
To make it fair for other teams? I agree. But they would still win 10-0. I think both should not play together or the season is over before it even starts.
Jones’s striking partnership with Pique would be unstoppable. It would break the barrier for 100 goals a season record for each player. If only Ronaldo and Messi combined were as half as good as one of them....
One of the GOATS along with lingardiniho lord jones and Andreas perera
Mustafi? Kind of disrespectful not to mention him
@@colinjensen3301 absolutely. Shkodran single handedly won the World Cup for Germany. It's obvious. Just look at 2018: No Mustafi, they don't make it past the group stage. Couldn't be more clear.
Colin Jensen He doesn’t really have to be mentioned, because everyone already knows him.
Better than mesi and ronald
Smalldini and Youngnaldo???????
"Our worst nightmare? It's has to be Nicklas Bendtner"
-Arsenal
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And Gervinho too T__T
Goals for Denmark
Lord Bendtner: 30
Lionel Messi: 0
Haters will say that Messi is Argentinian.
You can't compare the LORD with a simple mortal like Messi. Compare him with Benzegod
No Bendtner is danish
That joke is so old and unoriginal. AT least come up with something original like Harry kane skipping english classes just to see the lord play
@@PedroTomé1 you're a bummer 😩
@@PedroTomé1 Why be a killjoy?
*”I was great at arsenal but comparing me to the lord is a disgrace to football”*
-Henry
*”If i played along with bendtner, I would have been the greatest assister of all time”*
-Pirlo
*”Bendtner’s football gives me more satisfaction than drugs”*
-Maradona
*”I would sacrifice my 3 world cups just to watch bendtner play”*
-Pele
*”Lord Bendtner is the only player who deserves 2 Ballondor in a single year”*
-Zlatan
*”I’ll bench myself just to see bendtner play”*
-CR7
*”I’ve won 6 Ballondors, that means I’ve learned 3% of bendtner’s football”*
-Messi
*”I’m young, i still have time to be as good as lord bendtner some day”*
-Lingardinho
*”Ronldo lima gave me nightmares but i retired from football when i heard bendtner might join Serie A”*
-Maldini
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*If i die then football dies*
-Lord Bendtner
Pirlo actually played with lord bentner!
Too underrated
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
" Bendter . Pele . Messi . Ronaldo ... In that order "
- Pele
but there’s lingardinho, jonesta, smalldini, etc
😂😂
Finally no Messi v Ronaldo riots below me 👇👇👇 or over me 👆👆👆
NO MESSI CANT BE BETTER CUZ HE CANT DO A STEP OVER. CR7 CAN DO IT THATS WHY HE'S THE GOAT.
effects of lsd listed up here ^
The true legend, not even celebrating a goal.
”If he played for us, we would have won a trophy.”
-Harry Kane
"The only football player who can run pass my defense is only Bendtner"
-Mustafi
They don't call Messi "Lord Messi" so I think we can all see who the real goat is here
the goat is cr7 because messi cant do step overs then score in the box.
@@Iman-sr7ih bcuz messi cant do step overs?????????
How did this turn into Ron vs Messi, how. Can you just put your fanboying aside for one minute and enjoy the memes
@@Iman-sr7ih wot? Saint Maximin can do rainbow flick and score which Ronaldo can't do. So is he better?
@@Iman-sr7ih The goat is Messi since he scores 2x more friendly goals for his International team than CR7.
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E dson A. Do Nascimento
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D iego A. Maradona
T hierry Henry
N azario
E usebio
R aymond Kopa
Lionel Messi
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Ronaldinho
Drogba
Bale
Eden Hazard
Neymar
Dere is bear cum
Thomaßßh*t Mueller
Nani?!
Elvis Presley
Ronaldo
@@Rollerbear712 Lmao XD
@@Rollerbear712 wtf lmao
BENDTER XD
L ionel messi
O leksandr shovkovskiy
R onaldo nazario
D idier drogba
N eeskens
I nzaghi
C ruyff
K ilyan mbappe
L uis suarez
A lan shearer
S toichkov
B eckenbauer
E rling haaland
N owotny
D eisler
T imo hldebrand
N eymar
E to,o
R onaldinho
T otti
H argreaves
E ffenberg
A hn jung hwan
B astian schweinsteiger
S algado
O le gunnar sølskjær
L ineker
U lises de la cruz
T ymoshchuk
E ver banega
L aurent blanc
E dinson cavani
G ianluigi buffon
E derson
N ilmar
D ennis bergkamp
-"why didn't you celebrated after the goal "
someone ---
" i saw lord bendtner warming up 😭😭😭""😂😂😂
Next: Loris Karius, The Legend- The Genius
Loris Karius- The German Wall
Lord Klavan comes first, then Lovren and Karius.
He's back at Liverpool.
Lovren isn't on a level like Jones and Bendtner
@@Metalton95
Oh a metalhead footballer interesting
This channel should be seen for arsenal sport team. What an incredibles hirings un this last years.
Once Lord Bendtner skip school for two days in a raw, now it is called weekend.
“If we had Lord Bendtner on our side, we would still exist. He could be our best defender you know.”
-Trojans
Underrated comment
I've faced Pele and he was good but i've never faced such a fierced opponent like Nicklas Bendtner - Gordon Banks
Who in the world is Gordon Banks?
Purushothaman Venkatakrishnan England’s World Cup winning goalkeeper in 1966....he is remembered for a wonderful save against Pelé’s header.
Considered one of the greatest goalkeepers of all time. His save against pele broke news for how good it was
@@purushothaman6698 are you kidding
@@purushothaman6698 tf bro
“We’ll just give him the 2022 and 2026 World Cup trophy’s now”
-FIFA
"Bendtner is the only player who can score without scoring.
A true magician."
-Pele
Ho lee sheeet
~Lingard
Can youuu diggg ittt!! (Warriors movie reference)
This guy is my inspiration
if he's managed to be a pro player, then everyone can
*"If Bendtner was there instead of Higuain in the 2014 WC Final, and the Copa Americas', I wouldn't get bugged by Ronaldo about International Trophies. He is truly a talent to watch, I am lucky that I have played in the same era as him, without looking at his skills, I might have never won a Balon d' or or UCL. Bendtner is the GOAT. Period."*
*-Lionel Messi*
He saved my carrier many times?
-opposition goalkeeper.
It's CAREER.
@@varunb9777 No, Lord Bendtner saved their carriers xD
'Football is my drug, Lord Bendtner is my dealer.'
-Diego Maradona
“If he participated in the triwizard tournament, Cedric Diggory wouldn’t have died”
- Albus Dumbledore
Lord Bendtner was dropped twice as a child.
1) Hiroshima
2) Nagasaki
Bruh
"I would have retired if he was playing in my era, he would have destroyed me"
- Paulo Maldini
He is the reason why I love football.
Thank you 🙏🏻
As a non-English person who only follows some of the prem games, it is the second time I've been bamboozled by videos of this type. First was Lingard, now this dude. Congrats.
bro do an andreas pereira video
"He is my toughest enemy I've ever face. I'm not sure I can beat him. He can conquer Europe and even the World"
- Adolf Hitler
"Nicklas Bendtner has always been my idol, he is one of the best striker, that is why i want to grow up and play like him"
-Lionel messi and Cristiano Ronaldo
Damn! man
watched ur every single videos and can not stop laughing 😂😂😂
So many entertaining lord in the football world 😂😂
Exceptional clearance on the line at 1:15 and 1:58, he’s also a legendary defender
Abhinav Pandey Last man standing
Next: André Gómez, The Maestro.
He's killin it in Everton
@@xastric6944 yes, but i mean un Barcelona.
Shutup you clown. Make a video about yourself what are you doing with your own life
If you want to joke about someone, you should at least be able to write his name correctly, otherwise you end up looking like an idiot.
@@zaydhassan3554 idiot
“Only Bendtner can perform on a cold rainy Tuesday night in Stoke”
- Messi
"“All my life I thank Lord. My family was very religious.” - RIP Pelé
I want you to make that of LORD ALVARO MORATA
Like so Anonsi can see this
Morata had his moments, and at least scored occasionally. He is no Bendtner
*Bend it like bendtner*
The offside Moment was just too good to be real omg what was he thinking 😂
"In our eyes, there will never be a better player. Best to ever play the game. Period."
Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher
'He was who inspired me to become who I am today'
Kylian Mbappe
“Nickolas bendtner is what every football star, especially striker, would want to become, we couldn’t sign him on, because he was way to expensive...”
-Jose mourihno
“When thinking about great footballers, the likes of Pelé, Messi, Ronaldo all slip to the back of my mind. This is because of Lord Bendtner.”
-Diego Maradona
1:14 he's so good he even does outstanding defensive headers.
"I gave up cocaine to watch Lord Bendtner"
- Maradona
“If he played The 2002 World cup, he would have scored twice as much as I did” Ronaldo Fenomeno
"The reason why im the best at free kicks is because I learned this miracle from Lord Bendtner"
- Roberto Carlos
Niklas Bendtner, Phil Jones...these are footballers who make a difference...the true legends...
That's why I'm retired, to avoid meet someone terrifying such as Lord Berdtner:
'Pele'
"he is the greatest lord of all time"
- lord lingardinho, lord jonesta, lord smalldini
The original Lord
Thanks for the memories lads!
Bruh insanely good vids anonsi
Goals in the Premier League
Bendtner = 32
Pele = 0
Stats speak for themselves
"Please dont Disrespect Bendtner By Comparing with Me.Im nowhere Near Him" - God
''If we have Lord Bendtner on our side, our journey wouldn't have to go through a full trilogy to finish it.''
- Gandalf
"This is a lord my seven Nannies would be honoured to serve"
- Jacob Rees Mogg
He has more goals at Anfield than Messi. Messi is out of the equation. And unlike Cr7 is sponsored by paddy power everyone wants to be him but can only dream
jai sketchley I smell a woooosh
@@Leftelbow1604 nah I'm just trying to make a realistic point . He is the goat 🐐
jai sketchley I mean like someone wont get the joke and will ruin it
@@Leftelbow1604 I know what a r/woosh is 😂
jai sketchley so do you understand the point of my first comment
Karuis couldn't catch his own mistake and neymar couldn't find the right bed to fall on and bendtner could keep hold of his dream but worst of all Phil Jones couldn't control the looks of his face!!!
I started crying when I read the thumbnail 😂😂 real tears
"Never ever hv i seen something so extraordinary that it takes my breath away and i die"
- Ghost
Who else come here after The Lord retirement?
"Your mum is green" - Lord Bendtner
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"Mak kau hijau" HAHAHAHHAHA
Sila meninggal
~ Lingardinho de fenomeno
Some of those clearances were breathtaking
I see no fails here, juste lord showing mercy
If he's the lord what's Phil Jones? The lord of the lords
Thatt make me laugh so hard hahahaha
@@lukamuretic86 the last time I thought I was that funny was when we could still go outside
When you played vs Phil Jones surely you can't score a goal coz he want to scoore too.
_"Give me one Bendtner and 10 pieces of woods I'll win you the Champions League"_
- Sir Alex Ferguson
Lol
Two videos in a week???? Holy shit this is heavenly
*you should do one for the whole of Man U*
That would be class👌Like so he can see
Goals in pl
Neymar+ messi = 0
Lord bendtner =32
Stats speak for themselves
I swear of this man someone once said and on the pitch, "he floated like a butterfly" and in front of goal, "stung like a bee". Absoultey gutted I've never got to see him play in his prime.
Always get a kick out of these videos. Awesome.
We are best friends, and he teaches me all those finishing techniques
The legend continues
The best player I have never seen!!
This fckn sarcasm is killing me!! 🤣🤣🤣
Best football player I ever seen
Ahhhh, this soothes my soul! Thank you for this honor you bring to my lord🙏
Lingard's idol nd Phil Jones' nightmare 😎. That's LORD BENTNER for ya'.
Anonsi is doing something for the unsung heroes
What a great Defender. He will be world top CB trust me it will happen.
What class what elegance.... The best of the best
Pls keep up the good work i will still be here by the time you hit 1mil
Same
"I am following him to play for Juventus"
-Cristiano Ronaldo-
“There was a player I feared most. Not Ronaldo, not Messi but Lord Bendtner. Everytime I saw him on the pitch I knew that my winning chances were low. This man has the ability to play as an defender and striker. I should have retired back then.”
- Arsene Wenger
One word, Worldclass.
Maldini is great , but Bendtner is consistent with his goal line clearances , that's what makes him the Greatest of all time.
- Pele
Anonsi These vids are so great. Never stop.
Greatest footballer then now forever