While people may say that poof is sometimes a bit oblivious to obvious things, he never gives up completely if something is hard for him. Even if he is metaphorically trying to break down a wall with his fist while a hammer is right next to him, he will keep punching until the wall is down, and not everyone has the dedication do that.
One of those green squares seems to be about a metre (3,3 feet) wide, making the ball bigger than an orange and the hole bigger than a human head. You sir have all the right to complain about the inconsistent distances to the pin
I’m guessing they are also measuring the distance from the ball to the hole which I’m guessing is on a mat below the green to the ball which is on the contoured green.
The Stations of The Cross for Poofesure: 2:25 First mini rant 3:00 Poof going gangsta 4:26 First maniacal episode 5:08 “NO IT’S NOT!!!” 5:50 First Joker laugh 6:38 Starts harassing the announcer 7:14 Slowly begins to go insane 9:23 The size of Poof’s wee-wee 9:34 Epic meltdown 11:51 Second Joker laugh 12:56 On the verge of going insane 21:42 The “I don’t get it” phase 25:38 The amount of pain Poof is feeling 29:51 THE PLATINUM MEDAL! 🥇
The fact that the hole he gets on 6:09 can be chipped in with three simple steps: 1. Not moving 2. Changing the club to a driver 3. Swinging the wii remot as hard as you can. This causes the golf ball to hit the flag, lose all its velocity, and fall in the hole.
3:53 "theoretically possible and theoretically impossible" (to get a chip in on every hole) We shall refer to this unanswered/unsolved problem as the "Wii Sports Golf Approach Distance Chip In Paradox" Our best scientists and mathematicians need to get started on this one ASAP.
@@jacksah78did you watch the video my guy look at Nintendo’s distance they give him. You’re telling me when it’s 15ft away they could slip two Andre the giants between the ball and the hole. BS
Each square on the green is a 3x3 ft square. That’s why you were confused about the distance from the hole; as the camera would position in a way to make you look closer than you were.
I suspect that the hole itself is an X:Y coord to keep the hole in the floor and thus a hole but the ball is X:Y:Z to account for the contour of the green
Your vocal chords are genuinely very impressive. If I were to scream once like you do I wouldn't have a voice the next day, and the fact that you're able to do that 40 to 50 times is insane.
We were all together holding our breath from the moment we saw Poof getting a little silent and while complaining hitting 2 chip-ins in a row. We knew that was the one.
Congrats man! I know that feeling you had. Years ago I was playing Gran Turismo 3 on PS2 and trying to get all golds on the license tests. I was running attempts on S-6 (notoriously difficult) for 9 hours over the course of 3 days. When I finally beat it I was in shock. I didn't even celebrate. I just saved the game and turned it off. lol
In case anyone was wondering, since the squares are 3ft x 3ft, and the diameter of the ball is about 0.112x the size of a square (square was 1069 pixels, ball’s diameter was 120 pixels). The ball is about 10cm in diameter, which is around 2.4x as big as a golf ball should be. The measurements in this game are certainly messed up
i feel like he wouldve got this so much sooner if he didnt start over as much and actually practiced the last few holes but oh well lol, congrats Poof!!
I remember you started this platinum around this time last year while I was dogsitting over the summer and I watched the first video while I was walking them. Glad you got it
Poof - you should try tennis Timing your Swing again. You don’t have to worry about backhand, hitting the top of the net, or any Elisa RNG. I think it’s the next easiest one.
I was going to mention this! It makes sense for scale, because a professional-grade/high quality riding lawn mower deck is around 42-60 in (3.5-5ft) wide. (A proper greens mower deck, is around 25", which is a bit short, but it's close enough for me) I think that the scale and pov when hitting the ball, the angle we see Beef Boss and the green, makes it seem like the green is massive, even though it's "correct" in terms of the tools that could be used to actually make the green if this was a real golf course!
my breath was literally taken away
go to the emergency room poof
Lol
Yippee
Real
You got it nice job 👏🏻
While people may say that poof is sometimes a bit oblivious to obvious things, he never gives up completely if something is hard for him. Even if he is metaphorically trying to break down a wall with his fist while a hammer is right next to him, he will keep punching until the wall is down, and not everyone has the dedication do that.
Weirdly inspiring considering such a level of commitment is impressive and barely talked about
That is a hard ahh line
True, but the hammer is directly in his eyesight
As one admires a bird trying to fly through a plate glass window
I heavily fw this comment
When you see “i got it” you know you’re set for the night 💀
Now call me crazy
But is Poof’s excitement after accomplishment gone away from yelling in excitement and just total silence?
Yall pfp sexy
sorry for being that guy but
i got it*
@@Popsdarrylmayesyes i like black
@@PizzaGuyIDKyeah I feel like it was so easy not to mess that up😂
Teacher: What's the 1st letter of the alphabet?
Class all together: (9:45)
Teacher: and the penultimate letter?
Class: (13:05)
Funniest shit all day
Teacher: poof did you understand the question?
21:46
First time a YT comment has made me audibly laugh in a while lol
25:32
5:08 "Nice on"
"NO IT'S NOT"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XDDDD
A Poof moment to remember
Skylight Awakens: "That's good!"
5:07
NO IT'S NOT 👹👹👹👹
Can’t wait to watch this before I sleep, he’s like a mother telling us story’s before bed… but swearing over the wii-
@jacob13-yv7cvexactly
was about to sleep soon.
watching this to settle down before sleeping 😂
They used Miyamoto's infant daughter to measure the length of the "feet" used in this game
Is this true?
@@PokeyTheRaichu as miyamoto’s infant daughter, I can confirm this is true
“Nice On” makes me want to chuck my wii remote into a tv
Watch out, you’ll have to buy a new one
@@thedastone1939A toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside!
@@frouvoxesdo they make toad tvs too?
Nice approach!
@@TechnoSon06yeah, the tv has motion plus inside it too
One of those green squares seems to be about a metre (3,3 feet) wide, making the ball bigger than an orange and the hole bigger than a human head. You sir have all the right to complain about the inconsistent distances to the pin
I’m guessing they are also measuring the distance from the ball to the hole which I’m guessing is on a mat below the green to the ball which is on the contoured green.
h
how big are the miis then
"this games RNG has been awful today"
>proceeds to get it the same try
One must imagine poofesure happy…
He’s so hard to please though 😕
Realest comment
Emphasis on the imagine
The Stations of The Cross for Poofesure:
2:25 First mini rant
3:00 Poof going gangsta
4:26 First maniacal episode
5:08 “NO IT’S NOT!!!”
5:50 First Joker laugh
6:38 Starts harassing the announcer
7:14 Slowly begins to go insane
9:23 The size of Poof’s wee-wee
9:34 Epic meltdown
11:51 Second Joker laugh
12:56 On the verge of going insane
21:42 The “I don’t get it” phase
25:38 The amount of pain Poof is feeling
29:51 THE PLATINUM MEDAL! 🥇
9:44
poof screamed for our sins
14:06
Harassing The Announcer LMAO It Be Like That Sometimes ☠
25:30 Catgirl
18:06 "you have to learn this game's... unintellect... in order to be intellectual at it"
wise words poof
Imagine this dude just wakes up one day and everything he has done, everything he has accomplished, was just a dream.
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
POOF USED TO READ NICKELODEON MAGAZINE
He would shatter
Bro that's my life lmao
I swear Poofesure is gonna hear "Nice on" and "Nice approach" in his nightmares after all of this 💀
The fact that the hole he gets on 6:09 can be chipped in with three simple steps:
1. Not moving
2. Changing the club to a driver
3. Swinging the wii remot as hard as you can.
This causes the golf ball to hit the flag, lose all its velocity, and fall in the hole.
A moment of silence for the people who tried this and just went into the trees
@@prime_231That’s actually how to do it. Look at a speedrun
@@noahkarlsson4290 Send me a link.
"how" quickly went to "i got it"
“how i got it”
3:53 "theoretically possible and theoretically impossible" (to get a chip in on every hole)
We shall refer to this unanswered/unsolved problem as the "Wii Sports Golf Approach Distance Chip In Paradox"
Our best scientists and mathematicians need to get started on this one ASAP.
slightly disappointed that after clicking 'read more' i didn't see a 1,600 word essay on how he was technically right or smth
I first watched poofesure back in like 2020 and its nice to see its still not a good idea to watch with earphones.
9:43 my favorite this video, those random outbursts always get me
A customer at work enraged me today. Poof's screaming is helping me channel my emotions vicariously and letting this shitstorm of rage inside me go.
i developed a sense to notice when he's gonna scream so i can turn the volume down beforehand
I love that the entire video is just Poof having a breakdown over how bad it's going, then he randomly wins at the end.
4:29 the way he says "NOOOO" made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
9:44 That scream HELPPP 😭😭😭😭
“0.9 feet is 1 inch” never dissapoints
0.9 is nearly a foot
@@jacksah78did you watch the video my guy look at Nintendo’s distance they give him. You’re telling me when it’s 15ft away they could slip two Andre the giants between the ball and the hole. BS
3 words. You got it! Finally after how many attempts and Wii remotes you got it Poof!!
skylight: that's good.
Poofesure: 5:08
Ah fellow skylight fan I see 🤝
@@jjgame1169same here
The silence when he got the platinum was stronger than any words that could have been said
Poof should’ve named the video “ NICE ON”💀
I like that, that's a Nice Approach
The fact that it looks like the distances get increasingly more accurate the further away you are from the hole is mind boggling 😂
Poof: I've built a brand on raging and breaking wii remotes
Also Poof: why won't beef boss swing when I'm trying to gently swing?
25:31 seagulls when you don't feed them fries every 7 seconds:
Sounds like the n word
I think that's one of the calmest reactions to a plat I've seen. Mans was too worked up to celebrate lol
Each square on the green is a 3x3 ft square. That’s why you were confused about the distance from the hole; as the camera would position in a way to make you look closer than you were.
On top of the ball being way oversized it’s very misleading
Yeah bc by that frame of reference the ball and the hole are like a foot across
@@obviousmystery1930 fr 😂
I suspect that the hole itself is an X:Y coord to keep the hole in the floor and thus a hole but the ball is X:Y:Z to account for the contour of the green
" Nice. "
"Nice approch! "
" *No.* "
Your vocal chords are genuinely very impressive. If I were to scream once like you do I wouldn't have a voice the next day, and the fact that you're able to do that 40 to 50 times is insane.
He got it
He got it
He got it
He got it
He got it
He got it
A miracle has occurred tonight
all those broken Wii remotes were worth it
were they?
100+ dollars for a game’s plat medal
7:14 the confused foreign guy at the nissan dealership
😂
Two wonderful things happened today. I graduated high school and poof got the platinum medal
Yooo congrats
Congrats
I received a notification for the video as if my friend just got a girl lmao
‘It’? lol
@@catmerchant8699wtf are you on about weeb
Well done Poof. Takes me back to the I. DONT. MISS. days
The only golf I’ll ever watch willingly
4:29 the way he says "NOOOO" made me laugh so hard
Poof sounds like the type of person to say a slur, but mean it with the second, non offensive definition.
I mean in his earlier wii videos, he did drop the “R” slur, albeit censored out.
@@TheCreepersGoodoh noooo not the R slur 😰
Long ass silence and then I don’t wanna talk SPEAKS VOLUMES
The start of this video made me forget what the title and thumbnail suggested happens in this video.
We were all together holding our breath from the moment we saw Poof getting a little silent and while complaining hitting 2 chip-ins in a row. We knew that was the one.
5:07 I love the way he said " NO IT'S NOT "
Congrats man! I know that feeling you had. Years ago I was playing Gran Turismo 3 on PS2 and trying to get all golds on the license tests. I was running attempts on S-6 (notoriously difficult) for 9 hours over the course of 3 days. When I finally beat it I was in shock. I didn't even celebrate. I just saved the game and turned it off. lol
Missed my son’s birth to watch Poof get another platinum
25:27 when you’re one foot away from the finish line in Mario Kart
21:33 and getting hit with shells right before crossing the finish line
10:40 when you're shaking the wii for the pow item but it doesn't work
The bad man can’t hurt you anymore
3 years watching, never disappoints
3cm away: "8 Ft" this game forgets how to measure quite frequently.
This title looks much more promising than “how”
And despite his insistence on using an iron on hole 9
10:35
"This one is a r-rare one i-i-i used to never get this
10:40 "HEEEEEY! IM SWINGING BEEF BOSS!"
at 13:08 for me, him screaming WHYYYY was cut off by an ad playing and it was comedy gold 🤣
use brave browser and you will nevef have ads again lol
This the part where we tell Poofesure he could've just used the driver on round 4 on full force to get a free chip-in
In case anyone was wondering, since the squares are 3ft x 3ft, and the diameter of the ball is about 0.112x the size of a square (square was 1069 pixels, ball’s diameter was 120 pixels).
The ball is about 10cm in diameter, which is around 2.4x as big as a golf ball should be.
The measurements in this game are certainly messed up
we hear "nice on" poof hears "i'd like a new hat"
No cheering, No going crazy due to happiness. This challenge broke him mentally, LOL.
Facts
This channel is like a whole case study on "tilt".
I've been so obsessed with your videos the past few days
Congratulations on getting the platinum medal, Poofesure! 👊😎👍
Everybody gangsta till a three word title is released
No more “nIcE oN”
When you start seeing less jump cuts you know you're reaching the point of greatness
This man is in so much pain both current and for the future in the other platinums
This will boost his confidence so much that when he goes to the other gold medal, his dreams will be absolutely crushed
i feel like he wouldve got this so much sooner if he didnt start over as much and actually practiced the last few holes but oh well lol, congrats Poof!!
With Perry gone, Dr doofenshmirts haven’t sounded like this in a while
He does the unthinkable
Watching him quit when he’s way below the average he needs because he gets a higher one after 3 super close ones was peak
Just opened UA-cam and I had to instantly click on this video and like it.
Definitely deserved.
These videos are the gold in the septic tank of UA-cam 😂
2:28 *here we go again…*
"I still have my muscle memory"
*20+feet for the first shot*
Teacher: Come on, essays are fun!
Me: 5:07
14:06 might be my new favourite quote of yours lmao
it’s about damn time
Good job, Poof! All your hard work has paid off!
Holy shit 14:00 had me actually laughing out loud.
Yall think poof ever rages so hard he yells the n word and cuts it out
Skylight: that’s good!!
Poof: 5:08
I remember you started this platinum around this time last year while I was dogsitting over the summer and I watched the first video while I was walking them. Glad you got it
this makes it 8/15 platinums
I love how there is total silence instead of screaming now 😂
_🎵 I got it_
_I got your number on the wall_
_I got it, I got it_
_For a good time_
_For a good time, call 🎶_
🎶Eight six seven five three oh niiiiine🎶
@@BrizzitHQtime line???
His last two videos combine for the title “how I got it” which sounds like a triumph story
Who's watching this before going to bed? lmao
🙋♀️
Must have been incredible to hear you’ve earned a platinum medal after hours
My favorite part about these two hitting the green videos is that if poof had better aim he would’ve got it last video and he would be less mad😂😂
dumbest comment i ever read bro 😭 if he could aim perfectly he would have done it first try! what a thought, buddy
Poofs got a real "Chip" on his shoulder when it comes to Wii Sports Golf.
Poof - you should try tennis Timing your Swing again. You don’t have to worry about backhand, hitting the top of the net, or any Elisa RNG. I think it’s the next easiest one.
You know when you see a Platinum medal and a short title, its going to be a good video.
I FIGURED IT OUT.
Each square is 3ft² (3ft by 3ft)
That's ridiculous
That means beef boss is like 7 feet tall
i was actually about to google how big the wii sports golf squares were.. thank you.
I was going to mention this! It makes sense for scale, because a professional-grade/high quality riding lawn mower deck is around 42-60 in (3.5-5ft) wide. (A proper greens mower deck, is around 25", which is a bit short, but it's close enough for me)
I think that the scale and pov when hitting the ball, the angle we see Beef Boss and the green, makes it seem like the green is massive, even though it's "correct" in terms of the tools that could be used to actually make the green if this was a real golf course!
3^2=9
@@nathanh2523 I'm surprised you were the first person out of 4 replies to call this out lmao
6:36 should be an iconic poof quote