Proof Zodiac Signs Are Stupid.
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
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I’m a Gemini, and I hate the fact that everyone “hates” us, or the fact people assume everything’s bout you just by your sign, it’s real annoying
if they assume that then they shouldnt be your friend or b/gf
fr they always assume we are manipulators,liars,etc . Basically bad people,I mean i am,but not because of my sign lol
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I’m an aries and evreyone think that we’re bitched but there are a lot more people that are worse
I’m a Gemini as well I think it’s bull-shit
The annoying thing about zodiac signs is that people swear by them as applying to a specific person, when it’s just basic human traits that are vaguely applied
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@@ulises5823 ratio mf
the people who make generalized statments based on your birth month alone dont know what they are talking about. this video is a bad example of astrology. what youre SUPPOSED to do is find out the exact time of birth of the person and find out the location of the stars/planets/ contenalltions at time of birth. so if youre a (example: saggitarious) but your sun rising is a libra , you may have more personality traits of both signs ECT. i am not a professional in this or study this, i am also sceptic but here is more information about this topic.
@@ulises5823 failed ratio lmao bozo
@@ulises5823 EPIC FAIL
I'm a Scorpio and I hate when people just assume that we are toxic. my friend who is also a Scorpio once got rejected because he is a Scorpio and we're all "Toxic"
i can't believe you'd be so toxic and say that!1!😠😠
I'm pretty sure my ex is a Scorpio and she is toxic
@@andresgarduno6830 okay that's one person that everyone
@@Natsuki2913 it was a joke💀 zodiac signs are dumb asf😂
The fact that you even believe zodic signs is toxic.
I took one of the zodiac test and the results were so vague that it could apply to 80% of the population.
fax they are just rlly dumb
yeah its because the people that are taking the quiz are very dumb and will believe anything. People who base their personality off of zodiac signs are pathetic to me because it shows that they have not personailty other than some made up bs about stars. Like NASA literally said that zodiac signs were bs and people somehow believe them
well theres multiple tests you could do. also u needto know the exact time of birth to get more accurate result, but i agree they are pretty vague
@@burgerpowder8 yeah because zodiac signs dont determinr anything
@@Tom_HopeCore I don’t think anybody claims they do, most things about your zodiac are traits you are LIKELY to have based on their ✨lore✨, but you don’t have to be totally hardcore abt it
im a Leo and everyone assumes im confident and I love being the center of attention when im very shy and I hate being the center of attention 😭
Literally, same
yesss!!!
Same bruh😂
also people need to remember (if they believe in astrology) other placements matter, like ur rising sign is more how ur perceived over sun signs! but also i think people think people read a little tooooo much into it
Almost as if zodiac signs are absolutely retarded and have no dictation on how you are as a person. Wow who knew 😐😐
Joe is the definition of an Amazing UA-camr
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Can't find a better example
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As a Leo I can confirm when people would ask me what my zodiac sign was for whatever reason I would prepare myself for the worst. I hate the whole zodiac thing in general, I find them cool but I think people get wayyy too into it. Once this girl asked me the exact time I was born to know what “moon” I was or whatever, like people just know that.
Yeah like I think the idea is cool but basing your WHOLE personality around it is a red flag
I don’t have one and don’t regret it
I'm leo aswell. My mother(she's a gemini) always pushes all this zodiac stuff onto me, and everyone around her. I can't express what I ACTUALLY LIKE, So nearly everything I own is yellow, orange, and extremely ugly neon colours.
She's a great mom but when it comes to zodiac signs.. not so much.
@@IdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkEvg you have one but you don’t know about it
@@Pearl9-11-01 bro, they’re not Leo’s or Gemini’s, just regular human beings that don’t believe in zodiac signs which are fake
I could literally say "I'm a Cancer" and someone would be like "Oml I could tell you gave off those vibes!!"
I'm an Aries.
You: I'm a Cancer..
Her: I knew I was getting those cancer vibes from you
You: I'm a Cancer patient
Scorpio- *holds Gfuel” ITS GFUEL TIME!!!
God I love joes sponsor segments
I was looking for a comment talking about that
As a Gemini, what pisses me off is how people immediately hate me when they find out my sign, especially because I’m not like a stereotypical Gemini at all. If anything I apply more to a Cancer, which kinda makes sense because I’m technically a “Gemini-Cancer cusp” but it still pisses me off. Zodiac stereotypes are so stupid and signs do not define people
You shouldn't talk to the dumbasses who believe that shit anyway.
We must be birthday twins because June 21st makes me both
@allen youre very lucky its all they talk about and if test said that she would die should probaly belive it🤣
I’m a Sagittarius and to be called “toxic” based off my sign even though I’m the one getting hurt and cheated on…it feels off
I’m a December motherfucker and some people are like trying to avoid me at school because I am toxic because of my sign sure I’m a toxic motherfucker but that’s if you get to know me well enough
Bro same😭🙏
Everytime my mom re-arranges my room, she says "I just have to, i need change in my life, It's because i'm a Gemini" Like omg
If someone (and im being genuinely serious) EVER EVER asks me what my zodiac sign is, im leaving. I am literally leaving the room.
yo whats ur zodiac sign
If you don’t have one it’s worth it for sure
I used to date a girl who was obsessed with zodiac signs I really dodged a bullet because after we broke up she immediately went and asked every single guy in the school if they wanted to date her (of course everyone said no)
One time someone asked me what my sign was, I didn’t know so I said august and she said “Leo??” And made that anime character surprised face and said “you don’t strike me as a leader” bc apparently being born in august makes me a leader
Also zodiac signs are bs
Absolutely true! Legit bs made up to make people feel good about themselves
As a Taurus I get stereotyped as “always sleeping” and “always eating.” It’s annoying because I actually struggle with doing both so 🤷🏻♀️
reallll
Yo that’s so me 😂
I did a quiz that was like i’ll guess what you’re like based on your zodiac and it got almost everything wrong about me 🤪
Taurus energy ngl
@@Royc29 i’m an aries
@@blind.azz_ I feel your Gemini energy stop the cap (I am being satire)
@@Royc29 nah man Geminis go like oo ah ouh
Ngl kinda libra energy
If someone comes up to you and says "What is your zodiac sign" don't be friends with them, there is so much more to life than zodiac signs.
I would tell them that my sign is Exit 9B on the highway going west
I would ask them what their birthday is, so when their birthday comes up, I can say happy birthday to them
My old coworker tried guessing my sign and she was wrong. I told her my sign and she said omg you literally have taurus hair, and that's when I should've quit.
wtf ☠️
It’s always a good day when you see that Joe has uploaded
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Bro fax
8:08 "Whats your favorite hobby? Drums." I deadass thought she said drugs lmao. I was wondering why Joe had no reaction to it and no on in the video did either lol.
Bro😂
im a libra and me and this girl were together for about 4-1/2 months and she always told me how much she loved me and also told me how much she hates libras and would never associate with one. she was bafled when she found out i was a libra🤣🤣
I was born Dec. 22 and that’s the day Sagittarius changes to Capricorn, so I’m supposed to be a little bit of both. I would’ve loved to be in that video to confuse the shit out of them.
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No? You’re only one tf
Lol
@@theguywhoasked7002😂
wait whattttt you can be more than one
She said scorpios are always short but I’m a Scorpio and I’m 6’4💀
I’m a Gemini, and I’m probably the most quiet in my friend group
bro i swear these G-fuel ads by joe is so damn good i swear
As a virgo, when they were talking about the virgo attributes and shit, I didn't apply to any if them lmao
My dad is a Gemini and everyone loves him, he's not loud, and he doesn't talk that much. Proven wrong right there lol
everyone who's obsessed with zodiac signs that I've met, say that my sign makes me aggressive... I'm a scorpio with 0 friends now. lol
Joe already judging before the video starts 😂
that pisces one really pissed me off “my girlfriend is a pisces and she can be emotional at times” BRO THATS JUST CALLED BEING A FUCKING HUMAN
i became friends with a girl and she asked my sign right after i said scorpio she said i was suicidal and i needed help and she didnt get along with scorpios and i having talk to her since
that "amateurs astrologist" became a whole professional therapist in this set
joe is the only one that can make me watch a whole ad for something
As an Aquarius, I get along with every Zodiac sign, most of the time people say Aquarians can barely get along with any other zodiac signs other than Air and Fire, I tend to get along with all of them.
And I'm an HSP (Highly Sensitive Person).
the woman who thought taurus' spend alot of money on cloths is insane bro😭😭 im a taurus n i got to the damn thrift store for my cloths💀💀
same
I’m a cancer and it’s so annoying when people call me a crybaby and whiny even though I’m pretty chill
8:09 she definitely said Drugs not drums
17:35 best moment in zodiac history
I don’t know how some people truly feel the stars control their life and shit, but don’t believe in like any type of God because it’s “unreasonable” or “not realistic”
If zodiac signs actually show personality traits how do 2 twins have completely different personalities
keep up the great work joe!!
As a virgo I can confirm that I share almost no characteristics with the "typical" virgo
I love how all three of them say different personality traits for every single sign, like they dont even say the same traits for one sign
I'm a Gemini and I'm one of the quietest people in my classes💀
My respect literally every time i watch you anywhere📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
I am honored to share a zodiac sign with Joe.
that was one if the best gfuel ads ive seen
I had a friend and the second I said I was an Aquarius she said “a man” and never talked to me again
Joe is definetly giving me gemini vibes
You better be joking
Also as a cancer, I'm not emotional
"Cancers have big boobs"
Yea you should reevaluate that, cause if you knew you'd know i don't LMAO
I met someone who was a cancer, and she was in no way loving. These explanations are bs 😭
Yeah my brother is a cancer and he’s so rude
Hitler:👁👄👁
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Joe when you’re in your 40’s please run for president.
*Stares into soul*
"IT'S G-FUEL TIMEEEEE"
What’s crazy is that girl said that Scorpios are short and my cousin is one and he 6’1 at 13
I love your videos always looking forward to them appreciate you💪
Hating someone due to their zodiac sign, something that's outside of their control, is just as bad as hating someone someone due to the color of their skin.
It's basically birth month racism...zodiacism?
8:56 "Cancers got big boobs." Me, a Cancer that wears D-Cup bras: "Wtf-"
I got rejected because I was a Leo and the girl I asked out said she liked me but her other bf cheated on her and he was a Leo I was like dang😊
Dodged a bullet then imo 😭
I think if I were to meet Joe I would want to be friends with him
bro. she said i was quiet and conservative. I YELL PROFANITIES IN PUBLIC ON A REGULAR BASIS. kinda funny thoo.
Best ad segment in any Joe Bartolozzi videob.
As a Virgo I can vouch for being super chill I just sit in the back of classes baked af
2:12 is such a meaningful quote from joe
honestly i dont care if somebody believes in zodiac signs or not but i hate people try to define how you act/ what you do based off your sign. its like "oh your a leo??? you sit on the toilet 90 degrees."
im an aries, and they didnt get anything right, these stupid zodiac sign steriotypes get me on my nerves
Bruh some people really just say “dang is that *SCORPION* in the sky! I have to break it to you, but your baby’s gonna be emo”
some girls and some guys look at zodiac signs and will base their whole personality off of it. like they’ll see that they’re a cancer and see all the traits and base their whole personality off it.
FOR REALLL. Like nasa proved zodiac signs were bs but they believe the online quiz that says they are nice and chill because of their zodiac sign instead.
“ITS GFUEL TIME” just woke me up at 3 am
Joe is the only UA-camr that makes advertisements I actually watch
11:49 her saying male scorpios are short is so stupid, my brother is a Scorpio and he’s 6’7
8:58 got me crying bro 💀 😭
ITS GFUEL TIME ☠️
OK, I'm just going to say this. To anyone who truly believes in Zodiac signs; if someone were to give you traits of any other zodiac sign, but they told you it was for your sign, you will find many things to agree with. I don't like signs, but if people use it to try to see the good in themselves, it's not the worst thing in the world. Just don't use it as science or say things like "I knew you would say that because you're a Scorpio".
“cancers have big boobs” i have never turned my head so fast because im a cancer with DEFINITELY not big boobs
It’s almost as if they have no correlation 🤯
This is a very controversial subject, though I do believe it slightly, I don't walk around saying "I hate scorpios." People literally do that just for attention and to stand out. My friend was born a day after me, and yes, we are the most similar in out friend group.
My mom and sister always say stuff about signs and I tell them it doesn’t matter it’s made up complete money grab but they still get mad at friends and say it’s ok you can’t control it your a Gemini or whatever like that’s their only personality trait that makes them who they are
I went deaf for 30 seconds when he screamed it’s g fuel time
Bruuuuuu I only watch these videos for the gfuel ads 😂😂
8:09 I dead ass thought she said drugs 😭
2:12 scared me 😂
I’m not into signs that much but I do know the MONTH matters, bc most signs are halfway into a month and halfway out of a another. I’m an Aquarius and so is my sister, but I was born in late January and my sister was born in early February. We’re both totally different, yet we still fall into a lot of vague traits for our zodiac based on month!! It’s actually kinda cool to look into if you’re not being super serious and critical and using it to define your life
The month you were born does not matter at all. Your personality is mostly defined by your earliest experiences in life, not by the position of the moon or whatever.
2:12 thanks joe, i was sleeping
Legend has it after that video the girls who thought they knew so much about zodiacs never spoke of zodiacs again.
How tf do YOUR GENETICS have to do with WHERE STARS ARE IN THE SKY?! “Oh you look like an Aries because of your cheekbones.” Like bro, what if their mom had the SAME facial features but happened to be a Scorpio or some shit?
Lol, “every Scorpio I’ve met that’s a man has been short”… my dad who’s 6’3 and a scorpi💀
The way he stared into the Camera and said it's g fuel time made me die laughing
2:13 i was about to fall asleep but no.
Astrology people: “you’re smart because you’re a Virgo”
Me: “No virgos just have a birthday at the time school starts in childhood so academics get associated with identity and positive feelings early in our neurodevelopment and..”
Astrology people: “You’re a skeptic because you’re a Virgo”
“ITS G-FUEL TIME” scared the sh!t outa me 😂
Bruh that amateur astrologist was actually so rude to the sweetest ppl there bc she stereotyped them by signs. Ppl literally stereotyped race the same exact way lmao
Okay so most people only base a persons personality on their sun sign, i am very into astrology, everybody has 10, i believe im tired and i don't remember everything when im tired, but i believe its ten i will name all ten each planet means something else
•Ascending
•Moon
•Sun
•Mercury
•Venus
•Mars
•Jupiter
•Saturn
•Uranus
•Pluto
many people take a person's personality on plainly the sun sign, there is so much more to astrology then your sun sign. That is why people say it is not true is because your sun sign is not everything, some of the other signs in your chart could be stronger then others. Hope this helped somewhat
im an aries sun, but sense my sun is very strong i have many aries traits
Joe you know that there’s about 42 serial killers in your sing let me name some. The green river killer, the angel of death, Luis Garavito he had 147 confirmed kills, Daniel Camargo. And btw to the girl in the video if cancers are sooo nice. why are they in the most common serial killers zodiac signs list. Btw love your vids joe
i fell asleep not even watching this video and got woken up to "ITS GFULE TIME"
"Cancer's have big boobs"
Bro im flat chested
the way he looked at the camera at the start of gfuel ad got me shaking
The people that based Aries on being attractive find Hitler attractive. Let that sink in...