Like ik toys are for any age and even teens or older might still like playing with toys in their free time but yeah, bro gets 20 plus toys in the spand of like 1 month
Ryan as a 44 year old grown man trying to make a living when he’s only known for acting like am idiot on youtube and everybody except mindless 2 year olds hate him
the moms “criminal history” was such a dramatic way to intro her shoplifting clothes. also his argument against her saying it would make more sense if she shoplifted food. 90 dollars for 6 items of clothes are not exactly luxury clothes lol
the moms “criminal history” was such a dramatic way to intro her shoplifting clothes. also his argument against her saying it would make more sense if she shoplifted food. 90 dollars for 6 items of clothes are not exactly luxury clothes lol
the moms “criminal history” was such a dramatic way to intro her shoplifting clothes. also his argument against her saying it would make more sense if she shoplifted food. 90 dollars for 6 items of clothes are exactly luxury clothes lol
the moms “criminal history” was such a dramatic way to intro her shoplifting clothes. also his argument against her saying it would make more sense if she shoplifted food. 90 dollars for 6 items of clothes are not exactly luxury clothes lol
the moms “criminal history” was such a dramatic way to intro her shoplifting clothes. also his argument against her saying it would make more sense if she shoplifted food. 90 dollars for 6 items of clothes are not exactly luxury clothes lol
I think Ryan’s parents should open up to their audiences and tell them that they’re going through a content switch and do more of a family gaming uproach (kinda like fgteev). Because as Ryan grows his fans do so too, and it would still be appealing to the younger ones.
He isn't really providing anything either way. His entire life was being infront of a camera talking about new toys and gadgets kids like. The only reason he is still relevant is because he hasn't grown older then the stuff he owns.
honestly i dont know why people are hating i fuckin hate being poor having that much money that easly would be my dream but people in the comments hate
Congrats on 1 million subs Joe, I've been a subscriber of your channel since you had like 7 videos, its been great to watch your channel grow, and one last thing thanks for all the laughs and thanks for getting many of us through some hard times.
Congrats on 1 million subs Joe, I've been a subscriber of your channel since you had like 7 videos, its been great to watch your channel grow, and one last thing thanks for all the laughs and thanks for getting many of us through some hard times.
I can just imagine "if your a man you know how hairy you B A L L S can get so I have your solution so use code : Ryansbigsweatyballs for 15% off your next order
Anyway, here’s a chocolate chip cookie recipe. Ingredients: • 1 cup (225g) unsalted butter, softened • 1 cup (200g) granulated sugar • 1 cup (220g) packed brown sugar • 2 large eggs • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract • 3 cups (360g) all-purpose flour • 1 teaspoon baking soda • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder • 1/2 teaspoon salt • 2 cups (340g) semisweet chocolate chips Instructions: 1. Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C). 2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract. 3. In a separate bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the creamed mixture and mix well. 4. Stir in the chocolate chips. 5. Drop by rounded spoonfuls onto ungreased baking sheets. 6. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven, or until golden brown. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely. Enjoy your delicious chocolate chip cookies!!😊😊
11:10 joes gun shoots 11 per sec but that is nothing compared to my older brothers home customized one that at its prime shot 100+ per sec and every last one left giant welts and bruises for days
I remember this stream!! Was working while listening to your stream. good times hahaha it really made my day better because it wasn't really a good job but I was alone most the time which is why I could listen to your stream unbothered.
as being a KID from most adults that consider me a kid, i'll explain it from my view. i'm 12 years old in 7th grade, ryan is legit 1 1/2 year/s younger than me. i don't really play with toys nowadays, nor do most kids that i do know. and being for real they might just move onto their other kids for profits.
ryan might be the kind of person who would make “ryan’s eldritch horror review” and go to some dumb haunted mansion and get startled by a bug at the age of like 30
ryan might be the kind of person who would make “ryan’s eldritch horror review” and go to some dumb haunted mansion and get startled by a bug at the age of like 30
I love Joe’s channel because he never does super long ads and gets straight to the video. He’s also a great entertainer and is very brilliant. I should’ve subbed sooner 💯
I love that he doesn’t make his sponsorship ads so professional like everyone else. Like bro just plug the item. You don’t have to act like it’s a commercial they produced.
One time i got grounded from devices for a month. My aunt made me babysit my baby cousin and i could only watch what he wanted to watch.. I had to watch Ryans toy review for at least 6 hours a day, at most 12. I haven't felt so deprived of happiness since that month
Isn't he like, 11 now? There's no way Ryan still enjoys getting toys like that. It would probably be boring doing it for so long.
Exactly, He's been doing It for his whole life.
Like ik toys are for any age and even teens or older might still like playing with toys in their free time but yeah, bro gets 20 plus toys in the spand of like 1 month
@Jack Wrath nah man you have to go to jail if u like child põŗň
@Jack Wrath bet
@Jack Wrath L
Joe is the only guy I will willing watch him do an ad
Literally same
No, cause yes
fax
Got rickolled
meat riding like crazy💀
Joe:”This is an ad.😐”
Also Joe:” use it. Use it. USE IT. 😐”
USE IT
yeah use it Bella!!!!!
I will use it lol
“oh you ignored me?” “Say *goodbye* 🗡️”
its kinda a joke lol
Ryan's crystal meth review
@MR C” LMAO thats the most underrated comment i have ever seen on a video
Yessir
bro got the whole squad laughing. that was so funny I forgot to laugh.
Ryan as a 44 year old grown man trying to make a living when he’s only known for acting like am idiot on youtube and everybody except mindless 2 year olds hate him
ryans sex toy review
the moms “criminal history” was such a dramatic way to intro her shoplifting clothes. also his argument against her saying it would make more sense if she shoplifted food. 90 dollars for 6 items of clothes are not exactly luxury clothes lol
the moms “criminal history” was such a dramatic way to intro her shoplifting clothes. also his argument against her saying it would make more sense if she shoplifted food. 90 dollars for 6 items of clothes are not exactly luxury clothes lol
the moms “criminal history” was such a dramatic way to intro her shoplifting clothes. also his argument against her saying it would make more sense if she shoplifted food. 90 dollars for 6 items of clothes are exactly luxury clothes lol
And her mom later on became a school teacher. Looks like background check is a joke 😂
the moms “criminal history” was such a dramatic way to intro her shoplifting clothes. also his argument against her saying it would make more sense if she shoplifted food. 90 dollars for 6 items of clothes are not exactly luxury clothes lol
the moms “criminal history” was such a dramatic way to intro her shoplifting clothes. also his argument against her saying it would make more sense if she shoplifted food. 90 dollars for 6 items of clothes are not exactly luxury clothes lol
i just saw "ryan's adult toy review" in the chat and im fucking crying
i saw that too 💀💀
bruh lol
Ryans dxldo review
@@PlaneBuilder2 what 😃🔫
@@PlaneBuilder2 Top 10 celebrities who ended their careers
you know its gonna be a good vid if joe is "giving his opinion"😂
@Jack Wrath WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL???????? BOY I AIN'T CLICKING ON THAT DAMN LINK BRO YOU IS FUCKING WEIRD FOR THAT SHIT
@Jack Wrath AYO
@Jack Wrath nigga wtf
@UA-cam read the reply
@@_________---..-1___....2...333 What did he say
It’s always a good day when Joe uploads
@Jack Wrath BRO WHAT 💀
@Jack Wrath BRO WHAT 💀
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@Jack Wrath BRO WHAT 💀
@Jack Wrath BRO WHAT 💀
cant wait for ryan's gun review
😭
That won’t be a good look for him.
Ryan’s drug review
alright guys! today ryan is going to try high fentanyl induced crack!!
What's up guys in today's video we are going to get hooked on ketamine for the next 6 months to see how bad the withdrawals are
Today, we are going to smoke crack out of this toy crack pipe
Ok guys today we are trying pure puruvien
Ok guys today we are snorting coak
Joe: "should I go steal a pack of gum from target and get arrested so I can get a mugshot?"
The answer is obviously yes
Bruh I did that 50 time this week u got to do it
Joe: "should I go steal a pack of gum from target and get arrested so I can get a mugshot?"
It would be a badass mugshot
18:40 cloack a legend for that
I think Ryan’s parents should open up to their audiences and tell them that they’re going through a content switch and do more of a family gaming uproach (kinda like fgteev). Because as Ryan grows his fans do so too, and it would still be appealing to the younger ones.
Joe is the only person to make someone's day no matter how bad it is, Thanks Joe!
NPC
@@wizziz8178 NPC
Joe is the only person to make someone's day no matter how bad it is, Thanks Joe!
Joes sponsors are the only sponsors I’ll watch without skipping through
Joes sponsors are the only sponsors I’ll watch without skipping through
Joe is the only non cringe reaction channel
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moist man critikal
@@cardboardjoe2630 fr imdontai a goat 😂
@@verycreativename5574 fr moist is a goat 😂
Joe never fails to make me laugh.
Joe never fails to make me laugh.
Joe never laughs to make me fail.
If he isn’t forced, he probably feels like he has to to provide and make his parents happy
He isn't really providing anything either way. His entire life was being infront of a camera talking about new toys and gadgets kids like. The only reason he is still relevant is because he hasn't grown older then the stuff he owns.
@@arnoldj.samson5795 uhh people enjoy him
* impressionable toddlers
honestly i dont know why people are hating i fuckin hate being poor having that much money that easly would be my dream but people in the comments hate
If he isn’t forced, he probably feels like he has to to provide and make his parents happy
Imagine Ryans parents accept a manscaped sponser
Lmao😂
No just nooo
That splat gun is FUCKING SICK 10:58
Congrats on 1 million subs Joe, I've been a subscriber of your channel since you had like 7 videos, its been great to watch your channel grow, and one last thing thanks for all the laughs and thanks for getting many of us through some hard times.
Congrats on 1 million subs Joe, I've been a subscriber of your channel since you had like 7 videos, its been great to watch your channel grow, and one last thing thanks for all the laughs and thanks for getting many of us through some hard times.
The sad thing is he definitely has no clue what he’s doing to his future self
Probably has enough money to chose what ever he wants
@@bungawowzers i think he means more from a social aspect, not nesessarily his career
I have no opinion :(
Yeah it’s kind of sad considering the fact that he is probably never going to have a social life after this
I love watching these vids during work it makes my shifts go by faster
it’s always a mood lifter when you see “joe bartolozzi uploaded”
ryan is 12 year old now and is still making kid cartoon shows
Sometimes i have a bad day, and when joe uploads, everything changes for me. Thank you for uploading, thank you for making people happy❤
I think Ryan has a younger sister. I imagine Ryan is gonna get replaced in the near future.
Another child the parents can use and exploit
@@daniboy4153you talk like he isnt living the Dream lmao
downvote @@Wievz144
Ryan is being abused BUT ANYWAY HERE'S A GFUEL SPONSOR
17:57
If you look close enough you can see the brain cells fading away.
NO FUCKING SHOT RYANS VAPE AND DRUG REVIEW, cracked me up.
The Only Ad I can actually laugh at and enjoy is from Lozzi😭
@Jack Wrath this is why your mom doesnt love you. commenting ts on every single comment
i bet in 5 years ryan is gonna be reviewing airsoft guns and video games and PC stuff lmao
How much? I disagree
@@watchf me to haha
@@watchf he already does gaming vids
Can I mix the g-fuel with liquid morphine...
how tf do they let joe do such a aggressive and different add (Love it)😂
In 5 years its gonna be ryans weed review
Joe makes the Ads so entertaining
The legend Joe has posted and blessed us with a banger😤🔥🔥🔥
Ratio
@@mrcrazy6265 W
@@mrcrazy6265 its been 2 minutes and ur already loosing
@@mrcrazy6265L ratio
Joe had such a sad childhood of staring at nerf guns and having a dream job of being a soda truck driver
10:28 this was me when I was younger 😂
Man ur one of the best UA-camrs so funny and cool
It's always a roblox day when Joe uploads
Ryan's vape review love it lol
Lol
Joe: why is their grade C+
Also Joe: *Highlights C-*
I’d pay a lot of money to see Ryan do a manscape ad 😂
manscsped it is good for shaving your balls💀💀
I can just imagine "if your a man you know how hairy you B A L L S can get so I have your solution so use code : Ryansbigsweatyballs for 15% off your next order
I’d pay a lot of money to see Ryan do a manscape ad 😂
Anyway, here’s a chocolate chip cookie recipe.
Ingredients:
• 1 cup (225g) unsalted butter, softened
• 1 cup (200g) granulated sugar
• 1 cup (220g) packed brown sugar
• 2 large eggs
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 3 cups (360g) all-purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 2 cups (340g) semisweet chocolate chips
Instructions:
1. Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C).
2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract.
3. In a separate bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the creamed mixture and mix well.
4. Stir in the chocolate chips.
5. Drop by rounded spoonfuls onto ungreased baking sheets.
6. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven, or until golden brown. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.
Enjoy your delicious chocolate chip cookies!!😊😊
thank you bro 🙏
Imagine Ryan’s like 15 and he’s getting Lego duplo trains
I love how you can tell joe does these commercials and generally does not care
I love how you can tell joe does these commercials and generally does not care
Your laugh makes me laugh so much harder! Your amazing man! 💕
Ryan turns 13 this year. Bro that’s crazy.
8:44 ryan's toy review 18+ 💀
They already replaced Ryan with his two little sister
ryan gives his parents a weekly allowance
Ryan gonna be in his mid 30’s channel still gonna be called “Ryan Toys Reviews”💀
yeah but different types of toys if you know what i mean
When i was a child i wasnt realy good at planning on when i grow older so i sticked with either being a Janitor or a Hobo
I used to try and steal the lil trains from toys r us 😂
Just me awaiting on Joe's rages.
5:20 someone make an out of context and include this
Hey Joe! Love your vids they always make my day better :)
11:10 joes gun shoots 11 per sec but that is nothing compared to my older brothers home customized one that at its prime shot 100+ per sec and every last one left giant welts and bruises for days
I just gotta say, the outro song genuinely brought a tear to my eye. Thank you for blessing me with this music.
Ryans coccaine review💀
Ryan's heroin review
He has to be forced no way he stills had the same joy and reaction unboxing toys after years
Uhh there’s loads of kids that age that love toys
When Ryan becomes an adult and starts posting political shit the titles are gonna be like "Ryan's review on gays" or "Ryan reviews the blacks!"
Bro predicted it😭
Bro him and adin ross's laugh are the exact same😂😂
I remember this stream!! Was working while listening to your stream. good times hahaha it really made my day better because it wasn't really a good job but I was alone most the time which is why I could listen to your stream unbothered.
I feel bad for him tbh :/ probably growing up without rlly knowing he has the option to not make videos
We don’t know if he’s forced and sometimes he’s barley in a video and he doesn’t only unbox stuff he plays roblox
as being a KID from most adults that consider me a kid, i'll explain it from my view.
i'm 12 years old in 7th grade, ryan is legit 1 1/2 year/s younger than me.
i don't really play with toys nowadays, nor do most kids that i do know. and being for real they might just move onto their other kids for profits.
what r u currently doing in life to get fun from it?
@@zamn6931 playing sports, art, school, hanging out with friends/family
@@zamn6931
There's more to fun than just toys.
@@daniboy4153 i know but im just asking
I’m also about the same age and I’m taking up hobbies such as video games, going to the gym, and rc aircraft (hopefully actual jet powered ones).
6:09 Nah bro that part got me dead on the floor! 💀
Joe is the best sales man lmao
In 5 years its gonna be “RYAN RATING SEX TOYS”
I really think he is getting forced and love the vids btw
he definitely don’t need to work or do any videos for the rest of his life he’s loaded 🤣
OUTRO SONG HITTIN different , I BE VIBING AT ALL DAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🙃🙃🥶🥵🥶🥵🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀💀
Joe saying that kids get bored of toys at twelve : me watching his video while building a 2,000 piece lego set at 16
👁️🫦👁️
Joe never fails to spread my cheeks!😊
🤑🤨😙🤔😀😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋💀😋
Joe never fails to spread my cheeks!😊
ryan might be the kind of person who would make “ryan’s eldritch horror review” and go to some dumb haunted mansion and get startled by a bug at the age of like 30
"Ryan's black tar heroin review" 😂😂
ryan might be the kind of person who would make “ryan’s eldritch horror review” and go to some dumb haunted mansion and get startled by a bug at the age of like 30
It’s always a bad day when Joe uploads
WOOO
I love Joe’s channel because he never does super long ads and gets straight to the video. He’s also a great entertainer and is very brilliant. I should’ve subbed sooner 💯
love the outro song 😭
0:01 is where the vid starts
Stop pls
Tysm
Oh thanks for this brand new life changing information 🎉🎉🎉😁😁😁#thanks #PartyTime!!!
I love that he doesn’t make his sponsorship ads so professional like everyone else. Like bro just plug the item. You don’t have to act like it’s a commercial they produced.
7:35 hood review
when ryan got his sister she looked nothing like anyone in the family
5:16 😂😂😂
bros been addict since he was a kid HAHAHAHHAW 8:50
The way bro says ohh
I didn’t see you there I was drinking gfual 😂” this is an ad “
Todays my birthday and I’m sad that Joes not streaming today 😭
Ryan's glock review 7 years from now
One time i got grounded from devices for a month. My aunt made me babysit my baby cousin and i could only watch what he wanted to watch.. I had to watch Ryans toy review for at least 6 hours a day, at most 12. I haven't felt so deprived of happiness since that month
Ryan does have 2 twin little sisters who are getting more content and theyll problably become the main kid since they are ryans age when he started
Imagine Ryan fighting in the bathroom review
0:53 does that mean I can mix it with my favorite, gasoline, and uranium.
the old into was sick but this is so much better
I saw this video but with Joe in the background it's 10× better
If Joe is ever in a movie I would force everyone in my family to watch it against their will
10:14 did the exact thing lmao
Do you think his parents will get mad when he gets the money and owns the channel?
He’s 12 and has a deep voice and has facial hair growing in
Bro finna be making ryans vape review lol 👏 joe