Shane: "I think I've said "this is everything" 500 times in this video, but bitch I don't care coz THIS IS EVERYTHING!" Shane, you are my absolute hero-idol-queen. YOU are everything🔥❤️
HEY YOU! The amazing person scrolling through Shane's comments right now with a blank face! I hope you have a day to remember , full of happiness and positive vibes!! From a small & random Aussie UA-camr :))
My friend LOVES Pusheen (The name of the cat) and I screen shoted the part where there was a bunch of stuffing coming out of the cat and the knife was through him and sent it to her :D Im a great friend!
As soon as I read that Shane yelled "IT CAN JUST SLIDE THROUGH ANY OBJECT LIKE F*CKING BUTTER!!!!" (Auto correct also tried to change Shane to Sans... **MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES** )
Shane wouldn’t make it as a murderer because when he would be burning the bodies he would be screaming 😂 like “YES BITCHHH” And then the cops would hear Him and it just wouldn’t be a good experience
Me dialling 999 Operator on the other end: 999 what’s your emergency Me: I am concerned about a certain youtuber Operator: what’s their name? Me: Shane Dawson Operator: Oh no what has he done this time.🤦♀️
I HATED HE CUT UP PUSHEEN, I KNOW ABOUT HER BECAUSE I HAVE THE BOOK I AM PUSHEEN THE CAT AND ALL THE IMAGES IN THE BOOK ARE SO ADORABLE! MY FRIENDS ARGREE WITH ME TOO, THEY WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND THEY WERE HORRORFYD, I stopped yelling and I realized that I don't know how to spell horrorfyd
the funniest part about this video is shanes enjoyment LOL
Ricky Dillon hey Ricky :)
Ricky Dillon RICKY IM A HUGE FANN I LOVE YOUU SO MUCH😍😘😘
Ricky Dillon HIIIIIIII
Ricky Dillon OMG YOUR CUTE I HAVE YOUR BOOK ON CHAP 8
Holy Crap
I love how your channel is literally eating food, burning things & emotional videos ACTUALLY MY LIFE
miaalicex it makes sense
miaalicex how could you miss the chance to say "literally my life" - go home
Jen J-W oh sorry😂😭
miaalicex same
Omg same😂😂
Shane: * cuts a creepy doll with a hot knife *
Also Shane: *why is my house haunted???*
Yeah like why?
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssss queen lol ill go home
Yes!!!!!
What cute doll, I only see an ugly bitch oh I thought you said cute
Yas sister
Shane: *burning that doll*
Me: This girl is on FIREEEEEE
c r i n g e
L I V I N G
c r i n g e
Sameeeee
leafboy lol i make fun of that song
People: name the most iconic duo
Me: Barbie and Croc
Me : Shane and Ryland
Amber Sims shrek and peppa
@@ffion2942 puberty doll and bloody teddy
Josh Peck and Drake Bell
Scared to watch this without headphones because of the noises Shane makes
hahaha
Marcus Connolly me to
Marcus Connolly same
embrace that shit
Marcus Connolly dude sameee
Now on Netflix: the making of a murderer
Shane: makes fun of people who cut open stress toys.
Also Shane: *Cuts open a stress toy*
This is why in rylands blue apron video he had to cut the greens with a spoon
omg ikr
makes sense 😂
This is the most logical thing I’ve heard all day😂
I love how Shane conveniently has all these large ass knives
Michael Is Not On Fire Hey fam
That knife wasn't even big lol
Michael Is Not On Fire michaelllllllll!!!
FAMMMMM
Michael Is Not On Fire 5sos fam
who else is missing shane and loking through ALL his videos?
me :c
Why did he leave us?????
Meeee
SAME
looking*
"DONT TRY THIS AT HOME"
me: tries it in the street
@Genevieve Queen ikr
"Don't try this at home"
MOM GET THE BLOWTORCH
Stephanie DuBois why are you me..
Stephanie DuBois 😂
Stephanie DuBois Omg that is what i just freakin said to my mom
Stephanie DuBois me
Stephanie DuBois lol
Who’s here at like two in the morning and has been watching Shane videos for 5 hours straight
✋
Hartson Mosunic you just explained my life right now
Same
Hartson Mosunic MEEEEEE
BITCH me
Hartson Mosunic ✋
This whole video is literally another definition of *goals.*
"Don't try this at home"
Me: Mom do we have a blowtorch?
MEEEEEEEEEEE bitch!!!
*Yes*
XD
So fucken me biches
That me bro
YOU HAVE TO HEAT THE KNIFE UP MORE THAN ONCE SHANE
Rachel Spontak he probably did just OFF camera :)
Sarah McDonald But if that's true, why did he go get a new knife every time it quit working?
Rachel Spontak i literlly screamed at my screen that
I made my own 1000 degree video that I posted yesterday, I heated it lots , you guys should check it out 🤗
i got so sad
Shane : "How am i not a serial killer, i don't know"
Me : *Rises her eyebrow*
I'm worried about his health after inhaling all those chemicals
naibunuuni same tho
I think he's mentally disturbed too
Yeah nbd I'm still trying to get a job as his personal assistant (bring a gas mask)
naibunuuni I think all of us but Shane. after all, he is shane
naibunuuni yeah and uno too..
Doctor: Shane, your lungs are turning black. Are you a frequent smoker?
Shane: not exactly...
(Cue this video)
(Cue like any video on Shane’s channel)
I FUCKING LOVE YOUR PROFILE
Flatline Edits OMG WAIT IS UR PFP IAN AND MIKEY!?
Out of all the "1000" degree knife videos this one is my fuvcking fav one yet
TBH i was kind of sad when he cut up the stuff kitty 😞💔 it looked so cute
Marinas trash same
Marinas trash ikr R.I.P Pusheen 😥
Kayden Kat15 i want a pusheen stuffed animal😭
Marinas trash i love pusheen so much😓
some people just dont understand
I actually really wanted Shane to keep the Cat with the ice cream..
Manuel Sagasta it's pusheeeeennn n
The cat is pusheen!
I was crying when he cut it open
Pusheen are super expensive and he cut it open like nothing 😩😂😂😂
Manuel Sagasta me tooii
Manuel Sagasta ya
Shane: lights doll on fire
Me: it’s almost like a spray tan 😂
I just realized Shane is actually insane and dangerous LOL
UniSteve Gamer I noticed it a long time ago
Yeah I know! That's why I wrote LOL, I should have noticed before
UniSteve Gamer just now you noticed this fact, you must be new to his channel ?!
Kimberly Florey yeah I know right
Shane: talking about how he hates kids with that coloring box
Me: * looks at desk, sees coloring box.. *
i was like oh shit i had the 100+ pack
ᵞᴼᵁ ᴱˣᴾᴼˢᴱᴰ ᵞᴼᵁᴿˢᴱᴸᶠ I don’t even have the 64 pack I have the 94 pack *disappointed is self*
ᵞᴼᵁ ᴱˣᴾᴼˢᴱᴰ ᵞᴼᵁᴿˢᴱᴸᶠ what app do u use to do those words??
@@stephanieh1018 what words?
Lesley Mays like the way her name is those letters
Shane: crocs are indestructible
Me: that is why they have been round for so long
It’s Camila love icon pic imm hufflepuff you
This is just like me at home going crazy cause covid-19
True that 😂
8 months later and we still living like this ughhh
@@client_hacks three months later we are living like this AHHEhfuebd
"I'm gonna show you how dangerous this is."
Skips ahead 10 seconds.
"YES, BITCH, BURN!!!"
Ellen lol I literally just did that😂
Ellen Shane is going to be a murderer soon
HOW MANY KNIFES DO YOU HAVE ????
mags zqx bro listen he’s a KILLER!!!
Every time he cuts something it sounds like a porno
Watch it with your eyes closed XD
My thoughts exactly 😂😂
"oUGHHH yEAHHHH fUcKKKK"
Damn 50 likes
I'm convinced he did it on purpose.
Common sense, when you watch shane dawson, turn your volume down
Jackaboi Gaming yup!
Or wear earbuds like me my parents don’t know what I watch lmao
@@olivias2447 i would turn it down anyway BC I really don't like his voice lmao
I turn it up
Same with jacksepticeye
My sister was looking at me while I watched this and she said " what are watching" I said someone burning baby dolls and nutela😂😂😂😂😂😂
bruh you spelled what are watching is not correct
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She just missed the "you" don't call her out on it lol not to be mean
I would say the same thing but just say baby's instead of baby dolls
Description of Shane's videos: Different ways of killing Barbies you didn't know you needed to know.
We'll Meet Again When Both Our Cars Collide Kill Joy!!
1) true 2) I love you profile pic 2) your name I love but it makes me cry
Phanic! AtTheTwentyOnePiercedSleepingChemicalBrides
I believe numbers go:1,2,3
Not:1,2,2
I love your pic your name and lol but back to ur pic and ur name ...ITS AMAAAZIIING
u r awesome
I literally have to turn my phone down it sounds like im watching porn 😂.
Ayanna M. Literally 😂
Mood
XD
Ikr
This is why I where headphones when I watch his Videos
"Don't try this at home"
*takes blowtorch to friend's house*
Copyier!
Gretchen Weibel copierrr
7:21 close your eyes and imagine what these sounds would be in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for my dirty minded peeps lol
(Edit: 108 likes?!?! Thank you!!!)
Oh my god yeah
WHYYYYY 😂😂😂
𝙾𝚘𝚙- 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊
It's at 69 likes-
u-uh i-i didn’t think anything dirty.....
Shane: *destroys toys while laughing*
Me: *“goodbye childhood”* 😂
ACM_hufflepuff Omg your in Hufflepuff! I’m in Gryffindor sorry I’m a fan girl and have serious problems containing my excitement when I see these
@@andicarusfell8387 you are Garret 😂
IMMA HUFFLEPUFF
HUFFLEPUFFS UNITE!!!
Me: "goodbye Wig"
I'm a huffle puff too!
Shane: "I think I've said "this is everything" 500 times in this video, but bitch I don't care coz THIS IS EVERYTHING!" Shane, you are my absolute hero-idol-queen. YOU are everything🔥❤️
Georgie Horrigan OUH YASSS
Tip: wear headphones if u don’t want your parents thinking... well
Parent*
Ellie Games That's not a reason to correct them, they have two I guess, and if you don't I'm sorry, but that doesn't make them wrong.
Star's World oof
RIP lexa
Lol I am wearing headphones so my mom doesn't hear me on my phone
“How am I not a serial killer?”
Shane, I think we’ve all wondered that about you at some point.
NOOOOOOOO PUSHEEEEEEN!!!!! (The big grey cat, Shane)
R.I.P SHE WAS A LEGEND
Edit: R.I.P Piggy And Cow
Christina 257 MSP she*
She not he
Christina 257 MSP pushers is a girl
Piggy? I am in heaven because I got cut with a hot knife? Oh wait I'm in hell. Piggy out.
Ah, okay sorry! Thanks for telling me though x
"How do people do these challenges without messing up their knives?"
*Me:* "Maybe because they don't cut open jars of Nutella and crocs"
B 777 And giant 5 pound gummy bears
wengie did
"Oh yeah, yeah yeah, oooohhh, f*ck." My mom thinks I'm watching porn everytime I'm on Shane's channel.
XD
Claudia Ethel Grace I wanna clean and assemble a perfect tea maker 😂😂😂
Claudia Ethel Grace not surprised
Claudia Ethel Grace ikr Toriel aka my mom won't stop burning me with fireballs while I'm watching Shane!-Chara
Lmao same thoooo
i love shane’s new videos
but i LIVE for these ones
Me: *is eating cereal*
News reporter: UA-camr Shane Dawson has committed a homocide-
Me: *continues to eat cereal not shocked*
Sammy Winchester thats so likely
Noooo catttttt!
Omg lol
Sammy Winchester btw I’m in love with your name
Luv special k's
W/berries... I ate almost a whole box watching UA-cam videos... Conspiracy theories my favorite... Xoxoxoxo
NOOOOO NOT PUSHEEN 😂
IKR
Why?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asha Kratzer RIP lol
there exspensive I have 18 of then this was hard to watch lol XD
HOWWWW DAREEEE HEEEE
when Shane was cutting open Pusheen Cat I was yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on the top of my lungs
Ariana Pena okay?
Ariana Pena. sameeee
Same
Ariana Pena When he was cutting the Pusheen plush, it felt like he was cutting through my soul.
Ariana Pena sAME
7:49 accidentally pull earphone out...
Mom: we need to talk...
Agust D Softy oh wow sorry for you
Oh no
I love this though! " This is not going to end well, that's a fu**ing blowtorch! *Looks at cute cat*'" That's kinds cute, I kinda love that"
Deborah Lambert THAT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deborah Lambert Lol DONT T0UCH THE PUSHEEN CAT PLUSH!! Cheeto : BITCH WHERE IS MY FIANCEE SHANE: OOPS..
SAME! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shushie cat. I used to love that game.
I laughed at that XD
I don't know why but I felt so sad when he cut into the pusheen plush
llama mama because it's adorable
llama mama
Ikr I love Pusheen >;
Book Hugger your profile name is everything
Mozzi same, that's where the sadness is coming from 😭
I'm literraly crying 😂😂
**lungs have left the chat**
*medical bills has join the chat*
Shane: DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!
me: what about Walmart?
Been waiting for Shane to make this vid
Michaella Hughes me 2
i have to Michaella Hughes
Lucy frog yasssss😂
Michaella Hughes same
THE PUSHEEN PLUSH!!! NOOO ! PUSHEEN ABUSE RIGHT THERE!
I know I said it's sad I don't like how he hurts pushen
Shut up weeb
@@mrgamingviper4338 poop on you
when you gotta listen to shane videos on low because it sounds like porn
KASHBACKWOODS 😂😂👌🏾
KASHBACKWOODS 😂😂😂
KASHBACKWOODS TRUE
KASHBACKWOODS true af
KASHBACKWOODS lol sameeeee
You know Shane’s having a good day when he burns something.
I want someone to love and care about me the amount that Shane loves to burn stuff ❤️
Julia same.
Gurl no one loves anything or anyone that much lol
I appreciate you
Julia he hates it so much
Did nobody else notice that the knife is upside down
Me: *eating Doritos while Shane is screaming his head off*
Meeeee! XD
Omg
shane- "I need to stop"
me- "NOOOO"😂
i love your profile picture!
You make me really happy...When I'm upset and I laugh so happily when i watch your vids!!!
Who let Shane have a knife
And a blowtorch
Lawliet the Panda. yeah whoever did... that is NOT a good idea😂😂
Lawliet the Panda lol😂😂😂😂
Lawliet the Panda i love your profile pic!
Lawliet the Panda his mum
the barbie company just sitting here like ;-;
She wanted a tan, she got one...
LOL
I miss this Shane he was the best
Can you imagine if Mattel watched this and made the Shane Barbe and on the packet it says please destroy with fire
Yes that's perfect and if they don't pretty soon we could have Shane sue them until they make one I would love to see that Barbie based off of Shane
Shane:How am I not a serial killer?
Me:Are you?!
RUN!!!!!
Lily Keane
Same
U KILLED PUSHEENNNNNNNNN
HeyyItzYaGirl Helena NOT PUSHEEN:(((((((
Memes Pepe I started crying when he cut pusheen
Memes Pepe NO PUSHEEN I... I... I... I OWN YIU BOOK, "LIFE OF PUSHEEN", YOUR STUFFED ANIMAL WITH CHIPS, AND A KEYCHAIN OF YOU.
Memes Pepe who now?
i LOVE when you say shook and lit it's ICONIC
edit: btw ik its 2019 and this was published in 2017 but im watching his vids for like the 10,000th time
HEY YOU! The amazing person scrolling through Shane's comments right now with a blank face!
I hope you have a day to remember , full of happiness and positive vibes!!
From a small & random Aussie UA-camr :))
you are actually amazing
i binged watched all your videos just now and im now your biggest fan lmao
You deserve so many more subs its a shame, anyhow im subscribed and set
Your last video was lit asff
My friend LOVES Pusheen (The name of the cat) and I screen shoted the part where there was a bunch of stuffing coming out of the cat and the knife was through him and sent it to her :D Im a great friend!
I want you as a friend 😂😂😂
Best friend 2017... tbh I did the same.
PersonThat Exists HAHAHA I have a pusheen plush in my room lol
PersonThat Exists I did the same thing with the Nutella part 😂 My friend hates Shane now
PersonThat Exists OMG SAMEE! MY COUSIN AND I LOVE PUSHEEN, AND I TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF IT AND SENT IT TO HER, AND SHE CRIED!😂😭❤️
*me at the start of the video*
omggg noo pusheen cat ;-;
Sarah Fuller IKR😭 NO PUSHEEN DON'T DIE
Sarah Fuller I was like what did pusheen ever do to you??
Sarah Fuller SAMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE PUSHEEN
Crybabies! At the disco 545 love your name
Sarah Fuller ikr😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
8:50 when you've finally had enough of VISCO GIRLS SAYING SKSKSK
I listened to this on Bluetooth. My parents now think I watch porn.
Chicken Nugget this is basically the same thing
Lol 😂
As soon as I read that Shane yelled "IT CAN JUST SLIDE THROUGH ANY OBJECT LIKE F*CKING BUTTER!!!!"
(Auto correct also tried to change Shane to Sans...
**MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES** )
how do your parents know what porn is
Omg same
WHEN YOU STARTED BURNING THE BARBIES FACE I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING IDK WHY
loved the video!!
LOL SAME
Me too
Hahahaha same !!!!!
imagine if the fuckin dolls came to life & starting cutting up shane.. yikes
Susan Arreola have you seen dolls moving in videos and shit like no wonder they are wanting revenge.
That would make an interesting video 😂😂😂
Susan Arreola- I would CRY I LOVE SHANE xD
Susan Arreola van you please not say that again, Thanks alot
Susan Arreola. i would die littiry die
Crayons: made of wax and paper
Shane: “their on fire!”
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Shane wouldn’t make it as a murderer because when he would be burning the bodies he would be screaming 😂 like “YES BITCHHH” And then the cops would hear Him and it just wouldn’t be a good experience
Rats of the Universe Unite omfg that is so fucking true!
The first 2 and a half minutes I was like ok.... but then when Shane got the doll and used the blowtorch I was like WHAT IS MY LIIIIIIFE 😂 😂
Same
*Barbie*plssasssss no Shane
*Shane* sorry didn't hear you blowtorch is on
abi shepherd why did you say “plss asssss” lmao 😂
Shane is literally a QUEEN 👑😩😍😍😍
I wonder what uno thinks of you lol
VUSTAH uno hates shane tbh
VUSTAH
He's freaking scared, that's why he's lying so still! 😛😛
Ja Ya
"Maybe he'll just forget I'm here - I don't want my cute face cut open by this fucking psycho and his hotass knife" 😁
Imagine what the cashier must have thought when Shane showed up at the check out with a blowtorch, a knife, and a basket full of kids toys😂
Ellie Anne self checkout
This is why I love Shane
I wonder who Shane was in his past life... probably a serial killer
SOMEBODY CALL THE POPO
Or a psychopath serial killer in mental Institution.
Probably :3
Honestly true
How come Shane owns a billion knifes but no real silverware 😂
To slice off all thee haters
Team Internet uh... personal business
Whaa🤔🙄🙄
Team Internet what...uh idk
Team Internet - Why do you care about his silverware, when you have his face as your profile picture. Let's talk about weird. 😂
I am not uncomfortable when you use the words “shook” and “lit”. Ilysm Shane!!
Simone Roberts Same 💓😊
Me dialling 999
Operator on the other end: 999 what’s your emergency
Me: I am concerned about a certain youtuber
Operator: what’s their name?
Me: Shane Dawson
Operator: Oh no what has he done this time.🤦♀️
@Adham Diab Perhaps it depends on where you live?? Maybe 999 is England or something. 🤔🤔🤔
@Adham Diab 999 is england I believe
911
LOL UR AWsum
999????
The whole comment section is about Pusheen! 😂😂
Lmao literally tho
I HATED HE CUT UP PUSHEEN, I KNOW ABOUT HER BECAUSE I HAVE THE BOOK I AM PUSHEEN THE CAT AND ALL THE IMAGES IN THE BOOK ARE SO ADORABLE! MY FRIENDS ARGREE WITH ME TOO, THEY WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND THEY WERE HORRORFYD, I stopped yelling and I realized that I don't know how to spell horrorfyd
I hate every trend until Shane does it
I cannot believe you cut Pusheen, but even more unbelievable is that you didn't know who it was
Ariadna Balderrama ikr?? I was so sad 😂
Ariadna Balderrama lol ikr
Ariadna Balderrama Who tf is pusheen 😂
Ariadna Balderrama same it made me cry!
Ariadna Balderrama i mean he does stay in his kitchen so like
My idol (Shane):That’s cute I kinda like it
Also him:kills it anyways
Shane goddammit you're supposed to make the whole top red hot
Sly LITERALLY ME I WAS SO UNSATISFIED
Sly I KNOW THAT ITS STILL BOILING HOT BUT IT NEED TO BE R E D
3:23 when you say you want a light tan
True and I’m a slitherclaw
APHMAU LOVER!:3AKA FNAF LOVER Diaz that's not a house
Harry Potterfan so true lmao
THE CROCS ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE
-Shane Dawson 2017
Yasss
xXPrincess TrinityXx hotel hideaway squad 😂
+Simon cowell Plz UHH PLEASE
...NO!
This is Shane’s therapy
I got those crayons,
*at dollar general for only 4$*
Lol
I got the 100 something pack and SHIT, if you drop the pack it's *game over*
Same
Lucky I had that but it was off brand
Oof
No why pusheen cat
Nooooo pusheen!
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Be wasted s9 much stuff I hope he burns in he'll 🔥
I know😭
Ikr😭
"In memory of all the bitches who died" hahaha 😂😂😂
JohnJohn 111 lmao i was dying at that part😂
JohnJohn 111 I was about you sat that LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shane on some ISIS shit with that Barbie doll lol!
JohnJohn 111 wuz bout to comment that😂😂😂
Mia CW yes Shane is mean
shane cuts crocs:
vsco girls: HOW SKSKSCOULD YOU, AND I OOP
I love how Uno just doesn't give any fucks
Uno never gives any fucks lmao
Phandøm Trash Can It's used to it
TWENTY ØNE PANICKING! PROTIPS Uno is me.
Phandøm Trash Can YOUR NAME
Krishna Mishra **He's* Uno is not an "it"