Jon Stewart Unpacks the GOP's "Migrant Crime" Narrative | The Daily Show
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- Jon Stewart discusses Biden and Trump’s recent visits to the Mexico border, how the GOP uses fear to advance their policy goals around immigration, and how the Democrats’ struggle to deliver on their espoused values. #DailyShow #MigrantCrisis #Border #Trump
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As a Canadian, I worry about our southern border, as well...
Canada must be doing something wrong because no one wants to flood its border with migrants. Only the best countries have a border crisis.
Like any American is leaving for Canada 😂
@@shy404usernotfoundlol ypu couldn't even move to Canada even if you tried there is immigration laws. And hes talking about immigrants from Canada like mexicans who to fly into Canada and walk to america border. And yes it's happening at an alarming rate. Look up any news clips of it.
@@shy404usernotfound Ah Americans, ignorant to the end.
@@shy404usernotfoundNot since Vietnam.
"In the age old battle between values and fear, it turns out, values never stood a f****** chance."
Is one of the greatest, saddest truths out there.
What is a country when non citizens are valued over its own.
@firstlast-yn4qg we see things differently. You see attempts at welcoming migrants, knowing there will be some work and challenges for our nation's pre-existing citizens as valuing other citizens over the country's own.
I see things this way. We've never once valued other citizens over our own. We extend some things to other citizens who are facing hardship, and to whom a sub-par existence or opportunity in our nation is better than the nightmares they are coming from. And frankly, we often barely do that. Our own citizens are still very well off. The hardships we experience in welcoming new people to the nation are a fraction of the hardships they are experiencing, not only where they came from, but even still in being here.
My question, what is a nation that doesn't value other countries citizens even a little?
@@firstlast-yn4qg Ah yes, the worth of a person that holds citizenship is more worth than one that does not. MAGA wants America to be a Christian nation, just not abiding by Christianity believes.
@@firstlast-yn4qg They're not. Even when we say ok, let's help Americans first Republicans say "NOT LIKE THAT! THAT'S SOCIALISM!"
Democrats certainly have issues but Republicans are so far off the deep end right now.
@@firstlast-yn4qg Nice quote but Republicans don't value their own either soooooooooo.......
The Dr Phil impression is gold
DR phil. OPHA’s biggest regret! Where is she in all this stinky Donnie … takeover?
I mean that’s how I imagine what he’s actually doing while pretending to be a real doctor
I don’t like Dr phil anymore since he’s gone MAGA, but he’s a Phd so can correctly be addressed as Dr.
@@nancymorris995 He hasn’t been licensed since 2006
Yes, he gave up his license, he didn’t want to be in private practice anymore. That doesn’t take away his Phd. But whatever he’s nuts now. He’ll probably interview margorie taylor Greene next!🤢
“Do you have to say everything that goes through your mind ! “ 😂😂😂
@gulsumkr4486 No room in there for loitering. Everything must go!
The answer of course is yes. At least it’s a clear one.
I like that trump shows his working. It's adorable.
@@breadyeggit’s truth!
That is Trumps big Problem. Although he is lying all the Time, he wears his Heart on his Tongue.
Jesus that Dr. Phil segment killed me 😂😂😂
I’m never watching dr phil ever again. Jon you are a legend and you are so funny.
The shear amount of evil BS. The fake Doc will make a small amount off this BS but people will die and suffer because of it and he cares not.
@@annieg7440 Watch Adam Ray doing Dr. Phil instead. Much better anyway.
Hilarious when people want all the migrants here but when they video migrants being dropped off at their house people have the stupidest faces "uhhh I didn't mean my house." If anyone is going to say it's okay they should come
Should follow up with "I'll let them stay at my home"
See how much they support that there.
@@baldemarcastillo675 Let them listen to ole Liebowitz here, and keep sending nice liberal cities 10s of thousands of migrants. Then, when it breaks them, call them racist to rub the dirt in their eye.
I thought I was gonna die at that Dr. Phil part 🤣🤣
Me too it was 5 stars
Cash me outside how bout that
That's a little extreme, don't you think?
@@DeanRegyhow dare u. op just went thru a near death experience
Adam Ray's Dr Phil impersonation is getting really convincing
That last part is pretty brilliant. No one wins with the way these two parties function.
actually we would have won just fine if the right werent fear mongering electile idiots. the left is not perfect but they are far from the problem. no idea how you got ur takeaway.
It's not called the Uniparty for nothing!
So happy to have Jon back, even if it is only once a week😫
He’s a sell out promoting whatever narrative they tell him to.
@@5N3K93 might be true…..however it doesn’t negate his talent as an orator and comedian. Even a broken clock is correct at least twice a day……
Agree with u @yDrewy did you see him in the 90,s.
@@yDrewyThe problem is: He's not funny at all! I can honestly say he's never made me laugh (lest it be AT him). Colbert, who takes things too far, does manage to be funny every so often. Stewart, never.
@@johnyoung1601 different strokes for different folks I guess…. Like many things in life, comedy is subjective….
Jon did the impossible. I’m officially more excited for Mondays than Fridays.
Someone has a case of the Mondays!
Now you're just talking crazy
SAME 😂
Behind the fearmongering there is an uncomfortable truth...
Getting woke morons to applaud is far from impossible. Just tell them what they want to hear.
Nobody ever described Hannibal Lecter like that before "a nice fellow"
To the Leopards that eat faces, he is a Idol.
I mean. If he was such a "nice fellow" I don't see why he has such a problem with people like him coming in.
He actually is a pretty nice guy if you exclude the whole murderer and cannibal thing
Polite, a great artist, has nice taste.
women always say domestic abusers "seemed nice in the beginning"
I am so glad to have you back John
Your humor is genius. Haven't laughed so hard in such a long time. We need you back behind that desk 6 days a week to put things in perspective. Welcome back and promise not to go away again.
It's like he never left!
We're not going to get 6 days - Jon said he's enjoying living life too much. Maybe we can haggle for one extra day tho?
It's so refreshing to see Stewart back. The ability to also poke fun at "your team" as well as your political opponents has been sorely missing all these years.
Yup. Can't improve if you don't acknowledge your own faults.
He literally came back to try and swing the election...this both sidesism is fake, the closer we get the more targeted he'll get. Jon is a complete partisan hack.
He probably is lying about being a U.S citizen, no U.S citizen is actually capable of such a thing. Is genetic.
Isn't Jon Stewart an independent now? He used to be both a republican and a democrat, but he said he considered himself more independent nowadays. I prefer that honestly. We need more independents in late night shows, especially since it's overwelmingly democrat controlled.
No its Not, its Media Controlled and since TV is already so messed Up in America, you can choose what to think and will Always find a Channel that fits your narrow Views. No Matter If cnn or fox. Y'all choose to listen to all These Liars and Made them succesfull enough to lie in your Face.
The way this man effortlessly exposes the hypocrisies of not just the right, but his own side leanings as well; that's exactly what we need more of. Thank you, Jon.
Do you trust JS? If so why. Do research
@@Flatfran7224 Of course I trust him, he's funny.
@@stonedmason614 well played sir
@@Flatfran7224 Ewe don't know what research even IS.
They are sending up their best, shut up!!
I AM SO HAPPY JON STEWART IS BACK!
WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER!
He's really left leaning more now than ever. Wish he would make fun of both sides more.
He did make fun of biden's and trumps ages. But this border narrative is out of control and deserves to made fun of@@happygolucky9004
I used to like this guy. But to say the real problem is that Trump and Tucker noticed? It just shows how out of touch the Democrats really are. And it’s going to cost them the election.
How many of ya'll got the "Sundown Kid" reference? Genius.
I am not familiar with the Sundown kid, educate me!
I am also unfamiliar with the Sundown Kid, and would like to be educated as well!
@@twaggytheatricks4960 it was a “Sundown town” reference, which is a name for towns that blacks and other minorities are not welcome. These towns were identified and outlined in the “Green Book” for black travelers to avoid. This is why we love Jon.
@@sherrytelle check the next comment down, explained ❤️
@@DestroJJ Thank you! I will have to rewatch "The Green Book" movie as I am sure there are things I missed. Breaks my heart how racism is becoming acceptable again. Trump has set the US back 100 years. I am a Canadian and we are too close to the madness!
I didn’t realize how much we needed Mr. Stewart, he’s still at the top of his game.
All you got just another Left wing mouth piece.. thought he would be a little more in the middle but guess I was wrong..
He's a woke puppet getting his strings pulled by his masters
So you needed JS for you to prepare what’s happening in the world in little meal pieces like for a toddler? How old are you, twelve?
@@realomon
12 years old isn't a toddler..
But great point.. 🙄
You always have traitor Tucker hero to white supremacists and Putin's lapdog.@@alfbeef5880
“Open to crossing either border.” 😂😂😂
Sounds like Dr. Phil’s open to “bi-grant crime” according to Jon Stewart. 😂
@@internexusx Well, Dr. Phil seemed pretty animated when speaking about the ripped bodies of those military men crossing the border. Given his description of those guys, I want to go visit that border too.
"Dr. Phil straddles the boarder"!
I have always wondered why no one seems to be scared about people coming in from our northern border. Such a mystery. I wonder if perhaps Canadians are different in some way that makes them less scary to the people complaining about illegal immigration.
You seem to have happened upon a very telling clue! Yay you! Thank you for your assistance with illustrating our right wing fascists, white supremacists, and white Christian Nationalists problem in the United States of America.
I think more educated and able to obtain jobs once here or already have them lined up. I think. Also they are more likely to speak the Kings English.
@@elainehewitt6813 I don't think either of those are the main thing. The second one, partly. But I don't think they have to hear a Canadian speak to like them more.
@@ImDemonAlchemist got it.
They're white. These people just dislike immigrants of darker skin color. White people are not even considered immigrants. They're expats. 😒
Thanks for making mondays a little easier dear Jon.
Her name was Laken Riley.
I agree with the Republicans on the issue of migration. I’m not happy with their position on Ukraine, but they’re right about migration. and here is why.
everyone should migrate to russia. It's such a very nice there , so fantastic coubtry so lovely, and even has a grocery store with carts. Tucker Carlson would love to stay there 😂😂😂
but Joe Biden didn't allow it 😢😢
He's not welcome in Australia. During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable.
It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.
NSW used to dislike organized crime? What happened?
Don't suppose Australia would accept a few American migrants?
The Star?
His casino went bankrupt...you lucked out 👍😂😂
@@benwasserman8223 Yep! Bring money and your own business, more than welcome!!
I'm confused. Alito said that we had to overturn Roe v Wade because the domestic supply of infants wasn't high enough. But a bunch of people want to come into the country and we're not letting them in. Which is it? Do we have too few people or too many?
"A bunch of people" - try up to 10 million within the past two and a half years.
The answer is always "too few of the people THEY want".
@@lukasnummer1nice conspiracy theory lol
He meant the number of *white* infants wasn't high enough. They don't care about any other colors.
@@guymann9936Over 300 thousand in December alone. It's not difficult for an intelligent person to find the numbers.
I'm starting to look forward to Mondays! Thanks, Jon! ❤👍❤👍❤
“Now you’re gonna take away her nickname?”🤣 I’m in tears😂🤣
The way trump said 'apparently', you could tell he still wants to whine about Hillary. His team have had to work hard to convince him she's not important anymore...
Why do migrants
go to the USA? I see a lot of comments where they blame the West and the USA for everything and praise “free and beautiful” russia, north korea, Iran...why they didnt go to those countries? ask Tucker Carlson. he liked it in russia 😅😂
everyone should migrate to russia. it's so cool and nice there. Tucker Carlson liked it. he would like to stay there 🤣😆
@@user-uh7fr2pn4x exactly. there's such a woowwowow subway...and, and there's even a grocery store with carts. it is a paradise 😍
@@user-uh7fr2pn4x tucker carlson will never lie.
he is the most honest journalist on the planet. and his viewers and folks are the smartest people in the world
😅🤣😆😆😆
I spit out my coffee at the Dr Phil segment. Hilarious.
You didn't learn years ago not to drink and Jon Stewart?
love to see those magas pick the food from farms
Dr Phil apparently supports immigrants 😂
Did your teeth come out with it ?
@Padmepotter4986 i miss the old Hannity Fox news, Iraq war days. He used to tear Bush and Fox News apart
Jon Stewart! Man, we missed you.
JS was being biased why not talk about whats in the immigration bill it would cost 110 billion dollars and 90B not going to the US border. 60B in military aid for Ukraine. 14.1B in aid for Israel. 4.83B in aid for the Indo-Pacific region. 10B in humanitarian assistance for Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, among other place. 2.72B for domestic uranium enrichment, 2.3B in refugee assistance inside the U.S. $20.2B for improvements to U.S. border security
Whats funny is didnt the wall for the whole US-mex border cost just a little over 70B
Now youre harassing @@mahaffer71
@@mahaffer71we could just build a wall around Texas and have a better outcome.
@@mahaffer71nah yah he definitely is, that being said its still a funny segment.
Hes hilarious
@@omarthescriblomale8279ha yes hilarious so what that 22 year old college student murdered by a migrants hilarious to you? Nor the fact that Mayor Adam in NYC declared this migrants issue a crisis hilarious too?
Hey Jon next time you bring up "Border crossings number scary" can you relay that 60% of the people apprehended at the border (where the border crossing number comes from) have been apprehended at least one other time? Meaning at most the 300,000 number is 180,000 individuals. And that's not counting second and third time offenders.
Meanwhile 850k visa overstays and not a peep.
almost like there is something else going on, people aren't actually concerned with immigrants without visas.
Shush now, don't you know illegal immigrants are ok as long as they come from the "right" countries?
Had me at “‘bigrant’: a migrant who’s open to crossing either border.”
Brilliant!
Had me at the “playing next” screen but yeah, that was hilarious. 😅
@@HereForTheCatContent JS was being biased why not talk about whats in the immigration bill it would cost 110 billion dollars and 90B not going to the US border. 60B in military aid for Ukraine. 14.1B in aid for Israel. 4.83B in aid for the Indo-Pacific region. 10B in humanitarian assistance for Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, among other place. 2.72B for domestic uranium enrichment, 2.3B in refugee assistance inside the U.S. 20.2B for improvements to U.S. border security
Whats funny is didnt the wall for the whole US-mex border cost just a little over 70B
What wall for the whole Mexican border?
@@julcenarc4335 Yes, where were you in 2015-2016?
@@mahaffer71Are you seriously suggesting a border wall would be more sufficient? This is the problem with right wingers. The solution to your problems are not simple.
I live in Tucson and we go back and forth to the border. In fact lots of people in Tucson go South for R/X, Dentist and Dental Work, and many other things. We Aren't Freaking Out Here!💙
It is mostly the Republican media machine that exploits people’s weaknesses.
Thank you for the reassurance....
Yeah - fear sells
Lived in Tucson for many years. Went back in November and visited a town near the border. Somehow managed to miss seeing the "waves" of immigrants coming through the landscape. 🙄 Immigrant numbers do spike when there are wars and social injustice in central America but we have risen the the occasion and encompassed people. Then they have enriched our society with culture, labor and tax $. Trump admits to discouraging the immigration bill because not solving it might help him get elected.
@@ToniGlickwhy sneak in when you can simply walk to the port of entry? Lol biden has let more immigrants in then any other president in history by a country mile why?
Okay, John, very funny, but you're oversimplifying the immigration problem. Part of the problem is that with the gridlock in Washington, those seeking asylum are not allowed to work, and because of the lack of funding for judges processing them, they have to wait six years. So until we have comprehensive reform to the whole system, which the immigration bill HAD, it's a lose-lose situation... The bill would have given asylum seekers work permits... until they get those, it IS a problem housing and feeding 100K extra in one city alone.
Reagan gave amnesty to nearly 3 million Illegal immigrants. You don’t seem to understand it helps forc wages down. Specifically, low skilled labor. Walmart, Home Depot, fast food. Most businesses small and large support republicans and those businesses I.e Home Depot, wal mart fast food. Those companies want an over saturation of low skilled labor. Always have.
Always a truth telling pleasure to watch him.
Truth?? lol
@@dublinvids5146 Yeah, Fox News and the like are nothing but fearmongering brain rot garbage. Just a culture of fear built around scaring the masses so they can win elections. It boggles the mind how anyone even needs Jon Stewart to spell it out for them. It's incredibly obvious & their coverage of the border is so over-the-top the jokes literally just write themselves nowadays
🤡
Idk how hard it is to say 1) we need to know who comes in the country and 2) we need to treat people with equal dignity whether they are non citizens or citizens
3) we need to deport people who aren’t contributing or are committing crimes
Are you telling me we can do both?!
Breaking a law is breaking a law no matter what
@@chokeama3389 Guess what? Crossing a international border is 100% legal if you are an asylum seeker. All you need do is present yourself to the authorities once you have cross and claim asylum.
As Jon stated, they do not to solve the problem. They feed their politics and power on it. No one cares about people, citizens or not.
I'm just really happy to have Jon back.
2:00..Yes, but he shouldn't use God's name as a curse word
@@vicepresidentmikepence889 JESUS CHRIST WHO CARES GODDAMIT!
@@vicepresidentmikepence889 Maybe you should be less worried about people like Jon "taking the lord's name in vain" and more worried about all the people out there who take his MESSAGE in vain.
So are all of the Democrats in America.
@@andyb1653 That's a concern, yes. But one message He had was to not take the Lord's name in vain. Are Christians to be persecuted just because they call for decency and respect? No, most Trumpers are not true Christians, or even pretend to be Christians. I know many Republicans who are Christians, and they dislike what Trump has produced in fellow Republicans.
The homicide rate by immigrants is 2.4 per 100,000. By comparison, the homicide rate in Mississippi is 20.5 per 100,000. That's 8.5 times higher. Maybe we should put a wall around Mississippi and restrict their travel? Or... we could just invite immigrants in to Mississippi to help them lower their homicide rate and make it safer.
Illegals aren't citizens. Citizens actually go to jail when arrested, instead of rereleased.
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Try using a place people care about to make your point lol jk but you know what i mean
How many are you taking into your home?!
We get that you hate Americans.
Any time I want or need to laugh I just look at the Dr Phil impression 😂
I need more Jon Stewart in my life...
We need more Jon Stewarts, more John Olivers and i wish we had them in Holland, where rightwing idiots are exagerating the nummers of asylum seekers the same way as your right wing idiots exagerate yr numbers.
And,I know why he's show casing the much hated red tie---- hah.
He takes the edge off this non sense...Hannibal Lector? 😂😂😂
It is more mean and self-defeating lately.
You can have the rest of the Jon I would've been exposed too, i'm out we've lost him to the machine.
Are we just skipping over Trump saying Hannibal Lector was a nice fellow?
Honestly, even as someone who can't stand the guy, I think that was just a joke on Trump's end.
92% sure that was sarcasm
@@Rathulu03 Like gallows humor, very inappropriate.
He started doing that back in October 2023 at an Iowa Rally, he seems to think Hannibal Lector endorsed him. None of the living actors that have played Hannibal have not publicly endorsed him and most have openly insulted him.
@@marksmess136 This is the same guy that tossed paper towels at hurricane survivors as if he was tossing T-shirts at a basketball game, very inappropriate is his middle name.
Weird that the governor of Montana was talking about "invasion" from southern border. Last I checked, his border was with Canada?
Mugrants (illegal aliens, criminals, whatever you want to call them) have been involved in violent crimes in Montana, plus you have the cartels running drugs along the interstate.Documemted crimes.
Plus some have continued into Canada.
Ridiculous to not understand that all illegal migrants have spread out.
The death of the nursing student and all other victims would not have happened if Biden and the Dems have followed the and protècted Americans.
I live here, must be those rogue bottles of Maple syrup that he keeps missing.
New York also borders Canada. If you paid attention, you'd know that New York is having issues coming from the southern border. Issues on a nation's borders should be the concern of every intelligent citizen. Ask Ukraine if you don't believe that statement is true.
What a clueless post by op
@@rays1548 yes we should be so scared! like what we gonna do! they takin us overz==omg help
At 8:35, Eric Adams says NYC has received 110,000 immigrants. At 9:10, Jon Stewart calls that "two busloads of Venezuelans". I hope I'm never on the road next to those buses.
Hyperbole, ever heard of it? Comedy? No? Ok nevermind 🤣
Wasn’t it reagan that gave amnesty to nearly 3 million illegals immigrants?
that whole dr. phil impression, i was waiting for him to break... 😂😂😂
Dr. phil 🤭🤣
In the immigration bill Stewart didnt mention is over 110 billion dollars not going to the US border. 60 billion in military aid for Ukraine. 14.1 billion in aid for Israel. 4.83 billion in aid for the Indo-Pacific region. 10 billion in humanitarian assistance for Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, among other place. 2.72 billion for domestic uranium enrichment, 2.3 billion in refugee assistance inside the U.S. $20.2 billion for improvements to U.S. border security
Whats funny is didnt the wall for the whole border cost just a little over 75 billion
Ah hay-id no idee Dr. Phil was such an idiot
If Biden just flips his own words and shows what Trump has said and doesn’t get frazzled and let’s Trump froth, that’s all it’ll take because Trump can’t add 1+ one is two and Biden is still sharp. He just hast to breathe and leave emotions behind. come with lots of facts and just keep on hitting them with the facts. He needs statistics from what Trump did when he was in office versus what he did when he was in office and the outcomes he needs data data data and electric talk that’s itand of course it’s nice to have some policy especially with what’s happening in Palestine. The USA does not support genocide that Has to stop.
Dr. Phil Miazz 😆
As someone who emigrated here from Russia, I can only hope things get fixed because had this been an issue when I was coming over here I'd be fighting in Ukraine instead of living free here in America. The checks and balances system works. The fear mongering doesn't and only emboldens the ones who know there won't be anything done to them if they ignore the fear and just do it illegally anyway.
I am so sorry you came right now. I mean, it's better than being in Russia, but it won't be long before trumps followers turn into another z . Q is our z, and they are pretty much running the entire gop party.
I'd also suggest this might be a reaspn a bunch of military aged males from russia might be wanting to get into the country, because they align more with the US and don't want to fight for russia.
Is it fear mongering as a US citizen to want your countries to have borders? Should illegals be treated better than US citizens? The US has tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of US citizens homeless on the streets. Should people here illegally be treated better than they are? The answer is no. But the reason we see them being treated better is because Democrats asked them to come here for free milk and honey and are now paying for it in cities like Chicago and NYC. All for a bid to change voter demographics. But Democrats prove every election cycle that they are willing to destroy America for power and the Republicans prove they are too weak to stop them.
Cry some more...
So let me get this straight you came over here from Russia and you went through the legal channels but you fear that other people will take advantage and not go through the legal channels. 🤔 I wonder why you didn't stay in Russia.
Great clip. Stewart is The Daily Show.
really love your videos ... greetings from germany
BUT your outro-theme music is always way to loud ... could we turn the volume down a lil bit?
Ok Jon Stewart’s Dr Phil impression had me rolling
You don't get out much eh?
I couldn't stop laughing! 😂😂😂
It was hilarious
It was like, Anna Nicole doing a dr phil impression and I loved it.
You can mock Dr Phil all you want but you can't mock at his address issue that is currently happening right now.
Bigrant. So SMART! Many people have said this. Many very smart, very RICH people. Friends of mine.
Relatives working for Boarder Patrol, have been informed Republicans are stopping the hiring of more patrol men! (Politics of casting blame!)😮
Many muscles, with tears in his eye, says "Sir" ...
@gyrene_asea4133
He's obsessed with the thought of being called sir.
Must think it makes him look powerful. Pathetic.
Trump Translator:
"Many People have told me" = Voices in my head and fictional people have complimented me.
If you have to say that you are friends with very many rich people, then you do not have any "rich friends" at all
It's so wonderful and refreshing to hear Jon Stewart again. And, depressing that he's so necessary
I love Jon Stewart..so glad hes back on the show.
Used to be somewhat reasonable, but not ripping the Dems for allowing the flood of illegals over the border, and not fully articulating the risks they pose is unforgiveable.
The native Americans said the same thing about those illegal refugees landing on the east coast several hundred years ago.
Yes!!!
Things probably would have worked out a lot better for the Native Americans if they had built a wall and kept them out.
Then why don’t blue states just take them?
How did that work out for them?
No one is illegal on stolen land
I’m starting to think Dr Phil isn’t okay. greatest step today was *AMZPKK* as you said
Starting?
@@carloszenteno this is a bot trying to get ppl to look up a crypto coin that's what the random letters are so I'm pretty sure it has no opinion on Dr Phil lol
I used to watch Dr Phil’s show. I haven’t watch an episode in five years. I have lost all respect for him as a doctor and psychiatrist. As far as I’m concerned, he no longer has anything valuable to say.
Dr Phil has never been ok
Go watch the video on David Pakman interviewing him.. It's just jaw dropping!!
So glad Jon is back!
If only he was playing for the right team.
Yes, that was a double entendre
@@paulpetersen-iu1he Nah, I like how he goes straight down the middle.
That is fun!
Great more divisive rhetoric coming from a progressive shill
The cash me outside reference had me DEAD.
I laughed at the Dr Phil cash me outside reference 😂
Joe Biden is a disgrace to he/him/his race, gender , all lawyers, all Catholics & all Americans 🇺🇸
Let's go Brandon!
Make America 🇺🇸 great again
Jon Stewart is no longer funny or clever
Get woke go broke 🏳️🌈
Relatives working for Boarder Patrol, have been informed Republicans are stopping the hiring of more patrol men! (Politics of casting blame!)😮
@@jameslutian1977I myself am 20 years old ^^
@@jameslutian1977Bro with the Confederate flag getting salty over an old meme? Comedy gold.
The Dr. Phil commentary. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Sodomist perverted mind of Jon Stewart just clicked "Don't Recommend Channel"
Spank you very much Phil
Can anyone provide anything that debunks the numbers being thrown around? Reports saying between a 100 000 and 300 000 Migrants crossing a border is insane. Each one of those people may require food, water, clothing, shelter and work. I don't understand how you can downplay these kinds of numbers and not consider any negative impacts this could cause.
Part of the Federal Reserve strategy to fight inflation is to put pressure on the market to lower wages. Both sides want to let them in because working class and middle class W-2 slaves gained a lot of leverage in the job market since covid. We can hop from job to job much easier and they hate it.
They could easily enforce workers overstaying their visa or start fining companies every time a worker they brought in is deported, but they won't. It's all political theater to keep the poor left and poor right hating each other with a side dish of class warfare to keep us desperate for minimum wage.
People on the left and the right are tossing out the same figures, so no great reason to think they're terribly inaccurate. It's probably lacking some context like, how many usually cross over each year, how many leave the country, how much crime they commit compared to US citizens etc.
Exactly. Makes you wonder why Republicans would vote down a bill funding more border security lol.
Is it really such a problem though? These people need resourses and help only until you let them get/create jobs. If you streamline the process of asylum application (so that it takes days/weeks instead of years) then they will either get deported or get a job quickly, and then the issue resolves itself
@@dinobirb8072 Nothing wrong with immigrants, this nation was built on other cultures coming together. The problem facing us right now is ILLEGAL immigration, where many of these individuals have no background checks done on them, so we don't know who wer're letting in. For every family that comes here just looking for a new life we also get criminals, raptists, and those using their underground connections to sell more drugs within the USA, like Fetnyal. This is a serious issue impacting American citizens and i find it extremely disheartening to see people/The Daily show laughing at such issues
Oprah owes us for unleashing the crud storm that is Dr.Phil.
She can't afford that purse.
Oprah is busy selling little kids out of Africa for human trafficking. Where have you been Dr. Phil really dont want anything to do with her
People loved Phil and Oz until they pushed back against the leftist insanity. Just saying.
…. did you watch the Apprentice? To this day I’ve never watched an episode.
Also she just sat there and gave Jenny McCarthy a chance to spout anti-vax nonsense on national TV.
Has anyone ever asked a candidate (presidential, state, any) to comment on the illegal immigration from visa overstays? Maybe even going so far as to point out that Hungary, a country touted by some, has one of the highest illegal immigration rates to the US, a rate so problematic that Hungary had to be issued a warning?
I knew a woman in 2012 who was dating a guy from Romania who came here to go to school on a student visa, dropped out and was working off the books illegally. Then he wanted to marry her and get a green card. I think she dumped him after that.
Like Elon Musk
Yes those few hundred are the problem. Not the millions pouring over the border.
@@guiagaston7273 Elon is the most successful African American in history 😀
@@TheBadderman
About half of all illigal aliens are visa overstays.
Thanks Jon Stewart. Glad your back. Finally somebody that says it like it is
As an elderly voting citizen I promise that neither of these clowns will get my vote. I have never in my life been so ashamed of our country. Even the Viet Nam years can't compare and that is saying a lot!
That "bigrant" crime joke 😂😂😂
Welcome back Jon…hadn’t realised how much I’d missed the Daily Show 😎😆from across the pond
Welcome back Jon Stewart you are the best!!! 😂😂😂 haven’t laughed this hard since… I can’t even remeber
FJB!
The Hannibal Lecter thing might be the funniest thing Trump has ever said for me
and the only funny bit of this segment, along with dr. phil. jon stewart has never been funny.
@@BobsVagene yikes that's a stretch
@@BobsVagene The right can't meme, or comprehend the most basic forms of comedy, it seems.
There is a reason why everyone says it, everyone knows it's true.
Seriously frump?? That's all you got?? What a joke. Thank you Jon .
@@BobsVagenethen why were you watching?
I just want to ask, as a non American, why doesn't America buy up Mexico and make it part of America (like it did back in the days). you joined *AMZPKK* this day?
Did you ask Mexico if they wanted to join the US? Americans would you want to add replacing Mexico City's aging water infrastructure to the national debt?
It was a different world back then. I cant envision a way that any country at this point could "buy" another country. Maybe an island or 2. But the politics for any region would be impossible to sell.
We'll trade Texas for Mexico and make Texas Mexico and Mexico Texas
Counties don't buy each other anymore. Not only that, but also Mexico and the U.S. have very different cultures. And even if you could combine them, most migrants are not Mexican.
Ask Mexico if they would like to be purchased? Is this a serious question?
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Praise the lord for Jon Stewart
Poor people are not my enemy
yup, it are those in suits who are the nemesis
@@ThatOpalGuyeveryone is poor compared to the wealthiest of the wealthy. They always sow division amongst the poor and middle class because it keeps them distracted while they rob everyone blind
Tell that to Laken Riley's family
Poor people? Is that code for the migrants? 😂😂😂
@@langerd6711 the segment is about the southern border, do you think it's mostly millionaires taking tunnels under it?
Kmart commercial reference 💪💪💪 disappointing only a few got it. I shipped my pants 😂
Imagine having a border that’s not secure and letting in anyone .
I had to laugh as Mayor Adams tried REALLY HARD not to say "your poor, your huddled masses" and just jumped to the end 🤣.
"He's a nice fella, but that's who you got coming into the country"
I laughed way to too hard than usual at that 🤣🤣
You laughed "too hard"??
What is the correct amount to laugh at that? At what point does one begin to laugh too hard?
@@cookslooking10 Mileage may vary.
I guess it depends on the individual, just like I might find something funny while someone else doesn't and vice versa.
@@cookslooking10 At any point blood begins to leak from the ears, eyes, or nose.
@@cookslooking10 Your Asbergers dominates your thoughts today?
If you look at the immigrants who came into NYC in the 19th and early 20th centuries, the city wasn't really prepared at that time either. However, new ideas, inventions, and methods of dealing with the problems of those who helped build the country sprang up. This is what makes the country great. Our ingenuity, compassion, and love of freedom extended to those who desire it. That's why the majority of immigrants want to come here. It would be a shame to lose all that to a minority of shouting, entitled, dumbed down, dictator want to be loyalists. Not patriots...loyalists.
Should be worried about the 3 million getaways who didn’t turn themselves in. They are offered a ticket anywhere, housing, money, and food. Why would they not want to be processed?
Adding Kamala’s “Do not come” speech would have been awesome
You know that
was left out 😏
clearly a missed opportunity
or democrats admitting they need to replace locals as a campaign strategy
@@drehardin Pretty sure Jon Stewart has absolutely no problem roasting Kamala or anyone else considering how hard he's been critical of Biden
@@jooseppielleese7156 "We should accept immigrants just as our forefathers once did" apparently = "we need to replace locals"
😂 dude *AMZPKK* is the best thing you said, just great
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@@MrX8503I'm reporting them. I hope other people are, too.
He's gonna "unpack" it for us. How exciting.
Adam Ray is the new canon Dr. Phil
What always kills me about the “criminals, rapists and murders are coming over our border!” is that they just casually forget about the criminals and rapists and murders born and raised here. As if those types of people only come from the border.
Like ah yes. Close the border, that will solve the issue.
If you did some research with an open mind you would see there are other countries that were emptying out their prisons telling them they cannot ever come back to their country. They do however provide the means to start their " journey " to America. Getting rid of their criminals and them not having to provide for them anymore is a win win situation. And if people took the time to research the WEF plan on how to destroy a country thru massive migrations of illegals you would see this is one step closer. I wouldn't bet my life on the garbage John Stewart spews because you'd be in for a very bad outcome. People like him can afford to have that mindset that's far from reality for most of us
Statistical study after study shows native-born crime occurs at a higher rate than migrant crime.
indeed, Democrats don't think you have enough already, they always want more!
We don't have to accept other people's criminals.
I also want to point out that "criminals" already includes all the things they listed after criminals.
"Statistically, a couple of 'em at least, have to be podcasters!" Hahaha!
we dont care how many of them are criminals
if criminals are not deported,the dems want to import criminals
Every invading army brings someone along to record for posterity.
In the immigration bill Stewart didnt mention cost 110 billion dollars and 90B not going to the US border. 60 billion in military aid for Ukraine. 14.1 billion in aid for Israel. 4.83 billion in aid for the Indo-Pacific region. 10 billion in humanitarian assistance for Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, among other place. 2.72 billion for domestic uranium enrichment, 2.3 billion in refugee assistance inside the U.S. $20.2 billion for improvements to U.S. border security
Whats funny is didnt the wall for the whole US-mex border cost just a little over 70billion
This show is hilariously poorly timed. NY just announced they are sending the army NG to deal with this crime JS is claiming doesn’t exist😂
@@StewCatso JS was being biased why not talk about whats in the immigration bill it would cost 110 billion dollars and 90B not going to the US border. 60B in military aid for Ukraine. 14.1B in aid for Israel. 4.83B in aid for the Indo-Pacific region. 10B in humanitarian assistance for Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, among other place. 2.72B for domestic uranium enrichment, 2.3B in refugee assistance inside the U.S. 20.2B for improvements to U.S. border security
Whats funny is didnt the wall for the whole US-mex border cost just a little over 70B
we already have laws on the books we don't need congress to pass any new laws just enforce the ones we have
JS got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 over here with the NY mayor sh@! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Thank you for doing this to Dr. Phil! 🤣🤣🤣
Has he lost it? 😮
Sooo happy to see Jon blowing up the internet. He's barely back and his viewership is booming. Jon Stewart is a national treasure. May he be protected at all costs.
It's embarrassing that Lefties believe exactly what every major multi-national corporations would have them believe.
The Democratic party is now the party of war, censorship, and lawfare. Mostly war.
I missed his show ever since he left! I'll take one day!
Yes, for losers who think that laughing off the truth is the answer. Intellectual lightweights. The Left is a mess.
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@@Urglerbob Jon was being biased why not talk about whats in the immigration bill it would cost 110 billion dollars and 90B not going to the US border. 60 billion in military aid for Ukraine. 14.1 billion in aid for Israel. 4.83 billion in aid for the Indo-Pacific region. 10 billion in humanitarian assistance for Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, among other place. 2.72 billion for domestic uranium enrichment, 2.3 billion in refugee assistance inside the U.S. $20.2 billion for improvements to U.S. border security
Whats funny is didnt the wall for the whole US-mex border cost just a little over 70billion
I am really concerned about our Southern border by, there's just so much craziness going on in the country below us, as a Canadian I'm very concerned, please build our Southern border and your northern, much appreciated
Why? How’s the northern border??
@@woodsrider117 they are the same thing. The northern border of the United States is also the Canadian southern border, I'm just offering both perspectives for my joke
The poem on the The Statue of Liberty, while a nice message, does not appear in any US Government documents, nor is it a decree or promise.
It was put there by the French...
He quoted it because the statue is in New York City and Ellis Island that the statue is on is an immigration office that has processsd over 12 million people.
So it’s not on any federal or constitutional document, but it’s very much a part of New York City culture itself.
"She's no longer relevant, I guess" 😂 I forgot how unintentionally funny Trump was
He is intentionally funny too😄
No he isn't, teaballer.
Funniest pres ever
@@pippishortstocking7913he’s very funny when he isn’t trying
hilarious! especially to those in romper room classes or, the "challenged", down right funny when you are an idiot.
Honestly I like how he makes both sides look like idiots it feels like you can actually understand the issues better.
Especially since both sides are the same. And so it doesn't matter who you vote for. (Honestly, if you think both sides are idiots on immigration when one side has a bill to address it and the other side is blocking it while screaming about the problem then it doesn't seem like you understand the issues better).
no don't you know? only the republicans are evil and if you make fun of both sides you are a partisan hack.
@@hawkname1234 Thank you. Another "Both Sides" segment. I'm beginning to believe Stewart might be going the way of Maher.
@@hawkname1234 Well, no, both sides aren't propagating a theofascist hate campaign.
@@hawkname1234 i mean nyc wanting to help immigrants then getting filled up. And then republicans screaming at how bad the border is why pretending they did not constantly block laws to make it better. That is what I mean.
Brilliant 👍
Statistically...a couple have to be podcasters. 😂😂😂
Doctor phil: Six packs and military boots😅😅😅😅😅😅
1st...hi jon!! must be great to be in *AMZPKK* for the smart ones here
Must be great spamming a bot comment about a fake coin no actual real person gives af about
@@LessGo7921I've been reporting them. I hope other people will report them, too.
I don't think it's so much "you are not welcome" so much as it's "we're not sure where you're landing".
No, borders are racist, remember. We'll remind you of it.
Best😂welcome back!
Thank you so much for coming back. I so wish George Carlin were here. I can't even begin to imagine what he would say about how much this country has slipped away into oblivion. Your voice is more important than you may realize.
I often wonder what George Carlin would say. Today jokes about political leaders write themselves. They are definitely the clowns with the orange one in charge.
George Carlin is the complete opposite of Jon Stewart. They wouldn't agree on anything. George Carlin's an actual thinker Stewart is a propaganda left-wing nut bag
RFK 2024
if George Carlin came back and did what he did back then he would be denounced as part of the woke mob
Same with Hunter S. Thompson. Imagine what he'd have to say!
I've been concerned how little I've been laughing at live comedy shows in Bushwick/ the village, SNL, standup online etc lately and then in tears laughing at all of these jokes. I'm alive! I have a soul!
Do you though, you are being entertained by a white male, you are a bigot
Delusion is one helluva drug
try gutfeld
i don't care he's on fox
dude is hilarios.
Stewart surely knows what the border bill also included, and still he paints it as something positive.
I worked for USCBP, and they have been requesting funding to hire agents, but GOP refuses to provide any support for them.
Yeah to speed up the processing of illegals, not to stop the flow. Literally the opposite of what they're supposed do be doing
Problems are no longer politically useful to them if they solve them, so there's legit no incentive for them to help solve problems since political power is all they care about.
They want to hire ice agents to speed up migrant processing, not stopping it. The problem isn't funding, it's executive will to enforce the laws on the book, which this administration wants nothing to do with
Lol blaming the GOP as usual. have u tried renaming ur organization Ukraine?
@@arcguardianexactly! Both sides play this game of slipping in some fat. But on this one if instead of slipping in a few billion dollars for Ukraine and a few billion dollars for Israel and a few dollars for the Big Guy maybe they could get something passed.
I came as an immigrant to the US from my native Dom. Rep. in the mid 90's, barely being able to understand any English, watched tv in English to get used to it... one of the first tv shows I started watching was this one, hosted by a fellow named Craig K... later on replaced by the one and only JS.. a college degree, wife, 30 lbs and 2 kids later, it still my fav way of watching the news, thru the satirical lenses of the gr8 John Steward .. .keep it going John... 17 more years !!
Gracias
I came in the 90's also from Mexico, ended up graduating top 5% in my high school class and going to The Baylor University. So yeah fear mongering is trash and I love Jon Stewart being back.
Import the third world, become the third world
did you illegally enter the us by sneaking over the boarder then get 10's of thousands of dollars in housing, medical care and food while native americans get the shaft? are you from africa or china and illegally snuck across the us/mexico border for some reason?
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