Heather Pierson - The Toilet Paper Song

Written and performed by Heather Pierson. (c) 2020
www.heatherpierson.com
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[@TheAndypierson]

I see this going up the charts to #2

[@BarbaraGail_drum_song_dance]

Andy Pierson lololol 😂😂😂

[@Onesize17]

Asstronomic rise indeed!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

💩

[@mountainview7971]

LMAO #2🤣🇨🇦 thanks for the laugh. I've got a bad cough 😷 but you just made me laugh, thank you friend and stay safe.

[@kathyrochon2925]

great writing, playing, singing!

[@lenadial4447]

This was masterpiece, I wish I had found it four years ago

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

thank you! Glad you found it! :)

[@robcoates5742]

Now there's a second reason not to shake your hand.

[@robcoates5742]

But bravo

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

😂

[@rayunseitig6367]

In Arab lands it is still customary to shake hands w. right and keep left behind back, now you know why. Tradition.

[@obekiro99]

Very original and creative Heather!

[@JerryAndJulieMusic]

Haha a sears catalog! Great fun song

[@Trizekiel]

The song writing... first ever smooth lyrical use of the word "apoplectic" in the history of song writing! 😂 1:48

[@TinaHuangPhD]

Bravo bravo! Thank you Heather Pierson! You are singing my song! ;)

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Tina Huang, Ph.D. Hahaha thank you Tina!

[@nunyanunya6398]

tasteful!

[@Zenikama]

I mean, it's so good! 👍👍👍

[@tonitone5820]

Found you on who gives a crap website. Excellent song and excellent playing!

[@bernardsaucier2062]

I really enjoyed that, Heather!! Thanks for sharing your excellent talent!!

[@NaomiH.]

Very creative and to the times!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

thanks Naomi!

[@ThePropriate]

Wonderful and witty. And your talent at the piano is remarkable. Thanks for the giggles.

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

I appreciate that, thank you!

[@MyfavoritesWithMaggie]

This is CLASSIC!!! LOVE IT!!! We need this kind of laughter!!! ❤️❤️

[@tessiecicarelli7388]

Love it!!

[@mountaintopmusiccenter9226]

Yes, yes, yes -- all the best to you and yours, Heather!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Mountain Top Music Center thank you!

[@JuneFSU]

Fantastic!!!!👏👏👏👏👏

[@ms.pamwilson9951]

Love it!! Thanks for the levity. You're a fantastic pianist!!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Thank you so much! ❤️

[@tischlerinsam]

loving all of this!

[@karenmason4103]

Heather, Music and Humor: Perfect medicine ! Love it! Thank you!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Aww, thank you Karen! ❤️

[@mynameisnight_owl002inrobl5]

BEST SONG IN THE WORLD!!!!

[@robertking3130]

Love it.

[@chrisdurhammusicchannel]

Awesome!!!!!!

[@EthanWiner]

This is great. I second the bidet suggestion. I got a SmartBidet (brand) a few years ago for $260 and it's great. Cuts your TP usage down to almost nothing.

[@pamelamorra1781]

Bottoms up!

[@BarbaraGail_drum_song_dance]

Pamela Morra 😂

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

🙃

[@shirleyhoward5685]

Oh my, how clever - we all need humor at this time! Thanks.

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Glad you enjoyed it! :)

[@jenniferbartlett60]

This is great!!! Thanks for laughs!!

[@LMMHowe]

Great job, Heather!! Love it.

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Awesome! Thanks Linda!

[@thomascucchiara2765]

BRILLIANT!!!!

[@lisamarkovich1558]

OMG this is great!!!! Loved it.

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Haha thanks Lisa!

[@jocelyng7991]

Thank you

[@aliciatirey]

My goodness, this is fantastic

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Glad you enjoyed it! :)

[@nerdyprincessallura]

this lady is my hero

[@Alex-td4yw]

I had so much fun just listening to the song, so funny and beautiful at the same time🥰😍

[@ukulelejodi5175]

I love this! Watched you on Folk project live last night! You're amazing! 💜💜

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Thank you!

[@youtubeboys506]

heather: should i make some kind of toilet song?
Everyone with at least half a brain cell: YES

[@Onesize17]

Excellent song writing, and performance! Whatfinger put a link up to this new classic!

[@TheAndypierson]

We can thank Heather's Uncle Stan for submitting it.

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Frog Slough Thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed it!

[@elizabethbennet1234]

Love it! Could you please do more funny jazz songs? This is fantastic!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Thank you, will do! Stay tuned! In the meantime, maybe you’d like this one: ua-cam.com/video/CzlXOt0vi8A/v-deo.html

[@garystockdalevideos]

Brilliant, Heather!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Thanks so much Gary! ❤️

[@stankeach5703]

Good song! Well performed! Very funny!

[@poweryourmission1079]

I really needed to smile today. Thank you.

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Glad to make you smile!

[@VixanneDarkfairy]

I totally needed that laugh! Thanks so much!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Yes!! Thanks Vixanne!

[@reamfield2098]

[enthusiastic applause!]

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

[appreciative bow]

[@BarbaraGail_drum_song_dance]

Shared on my Facebook!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Thank you!!

[@Ceaaa22]

Yeah, that was pretty much perfect :)

[@priscillaagurkis6109]

Oh Heather that was sooo cute.....I really enjoyed your very special talent.....keep on doooin'...hugs to you...hope you are well.

[@johncodmaniii4470]

Well Done! 👍❤️🔥

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Thanks John!

[@mmbaskety5903]

I love this song so much. I greet you from Colombia ❤️👻

[@jocelyng7991]

You're welcome Heather

[@ronaldskowronski7291]

True Genius ! Can't stop laughing. Keep them coming.

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Thank you Ronald!

[@BarbaraGail_drum_song_dance]

Yes!!!!! Great job! Jeff and I both love this. Thank you for mentioning the bidet! Did you use ours in the guest bathroom when you were here over the weekend?! Sad that I missed you here, by the way... Just returned from the goddess retreat yesterday afternoon.... Please know that I so love you forever, Heather!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Shawn did! 😁
I love you forever too, Barbara! And Jeff too! ❤️

[@BarbaraGail_drum_song_dance]

@@HeatherPiersonMusic LOL glad someone used it! xoxo

[@jocelyng7991]

Thank

[@bburney06]

omg. Thank you. i needed the laugh tonight

[@pilgrimalas1037]

And I was just working on being glum for the day when you made me laugh. Mille grazie.

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Glad to make you laugh! :)

[@carolantos6733]

Perhaps this should be titled "The Toilet Paper Rag"?

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

😄

[@flauri00c]

What keyboard are you using? It sounds great!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

It’s a Yamaha P-140. Thanks!

[@RusskiCommieBot]

I am one of those toilet paper hoarders. I have 150 rolls. My goal is to have a five year supply. Only another 350 rolls to go!

That was beautiful *wipes eyes with sheets of toilet paper*

[@rayunseitig6367]

phone book, sears catalog.

[@jocelyng7991]

Thank you for sharing your song Heather😂

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Thank you for listening! 😆

[@bethpersons7134]

HIlarious! love the piano playing

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

thanks Beth!

[@lauramacphersonakascotcat5508]

Sent this to many friends and many have reposted. Thank you for the smile. Hope to see you Live soon :)

[@monikaisom9702]

👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

[@stevemelancon6207]

No that's entertainment. Number on in our hearts and number TWO on the S...Hit Parade. " Is everybody happy"?

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

🤣🤣

[@troybridgeman]

I can see it going all the way to #1 with the ladies

[@andreabozoki3783]

Fantastic! You're channeling Tom Lehrer in a good way.

[@MrFolkshow]

Umm, is that a Bob Ross "happy little trees" painting on the wall???

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Yep! I love painting along with Bob Ross.

[@PalomaLuzK]

😂👏

[@jocelyng7991]

Are you from Florida?

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

No, I live in New Hampshire.

[@alldaytubin]

Reminds me of Tom Lehrer.

[@kenkrumenacker8297]

Was it your dooty to write a wonderflu{ful} song.? Thanks.

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Haha I suppose so! Glad you liked it. :)

[@kenkrumenacker8297]

I would like to mention how extremely talented you are.

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Thank you Ken. 😊

[@sarahalley2803]

👏🏽😂

[@fearfeasog]

That's easy! I myself have been holding it since Friday!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

🤣🤣

[@malaknijmeh5784]

what the fuck ??

[@annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239]

SO GOOD!!! 😁😁😍 New subscriber here... I do silly songs too!

[@boomboomcc]

😂😂😂😂

[@stanpierson3195]

Heather - that is a (butt) crack up!!

[@BarbaraGail_drum_song_dance]

Stan Pierson 😂😂

[@huzone600]

Tom Lehrer would love this! Nice work. On a scale of 1 to 10, Oh fugutaboutit. :)

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

😆 ahh that’s high praise though, I love Tom Lehrer. Thank you!

[@LVCoffeeLVer]

🤣😂

[@elizabethriggs347]

The people that disliked are the people that bought all of the toilet paper

[@ellenschwindt9611]

Still laughing!

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Yay! Thanks Ellen!

[@malaknijmeh5784]

what the fuck did i just listen to

[@harveykatz6023]

Great song reminiscent of Tom Lehrer. Are you familiar with his work?

[@HeatherPiersonMusic]

Thank you! Yes, I’ve loved his work since I was a young kid.

[@navydave1]

Damn! Its gone Virus Viral! lol

[@mollyandbare2162]

How about that Scarf backthare

[@malaknijmeh5784]

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[@taylerlynn]

Great song! I also just released my new original song on my channel!🤗

[@Zickcermacity]

Thank you Heather, for hitting a soft spot in my sense of (bathroom) humor!
May I share this gem from Brad Paisley, along the same lines:
m.ua-cam.com/video/Amgzq5HwEAE/v-deo.html 🤣

[@dickwilliams6195]

Sheet music.