I remember there was also a live show ep where Justin announced on stage he was currently wearing a jock strap, and the crowd went wild. Edit: I looked it up, this was from the live ep of Sawbones about vasectomies, which they did soon after his actual procedure!
This segment has two of my favorite Travis Jokes of all time: “so what like a 6 pack of Gatorade” and “did you already have your shoes on and your keys in the other hand?”
I used to work at a path lab and we would receive cups of sperm. A lot of men would awkwardly come in and hand over the cup inside a crumpled paper bag. I always thought "Why are these guys being so awkward about a medical procedure?" Now I kinda understand all the discomfort.
omg this entire conversation was SO funny. my two favorite parts are the beginning when justin points out the “vasectomy” appointment on their shared calendar and around 11:30ish when he’s talking about the unclear instructions and how crucial it is that these instructions become much clearer 😂😂😂 “im gonna bring a cup of j*zz to SOMEBODY-“ wait honorable mention to 12:55 “did you already have your shoes on and your keys in your other hand? what are you doing??” 😂
first of all, it’s great to know that i’m not the only one who really likes these clips for some reason. second, unless justin just was not listening to them (very possible), it’s so weird to me that they weren’t clear about whether the gas would knock him out or just get him high!
A slightly sweaty and highly awkward Justin opening a door to some _random lab,_ - steaming cup in hand - looking around for someone to hand his "sample" to, is _very_ funny.
I went through a weird phase a couple months ago where I only wanted to listen to these anecdotes when I was getting ready for work, so I A. was not surprised to see this in my recommended vids this morning, and B. thank you for putting them into one video. ⭐️
2018 feels pretty recent until I hear a doctor giving out percocet like tic tacs, I feel like you’d get like 4 today. A bit of an over correction, but 30 is crazy.
I remember listening to the first clip on a car ride with my family and having to explain why I was dying of laughter to my parents about some random man’s vasectomy 😂
They came to my local bookstore for a signing during all of this and Justin announced a vasectomy update over the mic and then immediately realized the other people in the bookstore had no idea who he was or what he was talking about. Absolutely hilarious.
11:30 I just wanna say that being the incorrect lab on the receiving end of a semen sample is wild. We don't do semen or sperm analysis at my lab. Some poor son of a gun brought us a sample and left before we could tell him he had the wrong lab. It was a Friday night and the doctor who ordered the test had already closed. Also important to note that the stipulations around collecting semen samples are really strict. Iirc you can't ejaculate for 3 days prior to giving the sample and you cannot use any lube whatsoever including saliva. Anyways if you're out there mystery semen guy I'm sorry we threw out the sample u worked so hard to get.
@@TheSunriseWarrior the only part i remember abt it was travis asking justin if they also had to tape his penis to his chest, the joke being that he had a magnum dong. i wanna say the brothers also made a comment about how they would never a consider a vasectomy bc that’s their manhood or something in a super early episode (my walnut is a temple era).
My day is always brightened every time I encounter this picture of Justin as a Fancy Gentleman
I remember there was also a live show ep where Justin announced on stage he was currently wearing a jock strap, and the crowd went wild.
Edit: I looked it up, this was from the live ep of Sawbones about vasectomies, which they did soon after his actual procedure!
"can you tolerate that?" is so funny every time I hear it
Truly the vibe check of vibe checks
This segment has two of my favorite Travis Jokes of all time: “so what like a 6 pack of Gatorade” and “did you already have your shoes on and your keys in the other hand?”
I feel so bad that Justin wound up with such a shitty doctor for this whole adventure but it has brought me so much joy
18:48 "what with your iron deferens and your jovial constitution" this line is so amazing lmao
I used to work at a path lab and we would receive cups of sperm. A lot of men would awkwardly come in and hand over the cup inside a crumpled paper bag.
I always thought "Why are these guys being so awkward about a medical procedure?" Now I kinda understand all the discomfort.
"but that's fine for those who do" is so sweet
10:40 “Yeah, it could be!” Is by far my favorite moment from any podcast ever. Kills me every time without fail
omg this entire conversation was SO funny. my two favorite parts are the beginning when justin points out the “vasectomy” appointment on their shared calendar and around 11:30ish when he’s talking about the unclear instructions and how crucial it is that these instructions become much clearer 😂😂😂 “im gonna bring a cup of j*zz to SOMEBODY-“
wait honorable mention to 12:55 “did you already have your shoes on and your keys in your other hand? what are you doing??” 😂
14:21 i’ve never felt something like i felt justin’s “oh shit, i set up my doctor’s appointment right before something important!”
"It IS a Small World!"
The worst bedside manner ive ever heard lol
first of all, it’s great to know that i’m not the only one who really likes these clips for some reason. second, unless justin just was not listening to them (very possible), it’s so weird to me that they weren’t clear about whether the gas would knock him out or just get him high!
A slightly sweaty and highly awkward Justin opening a door to some _random lab,_ - steaming cup in hand - looking around for someone to hand his "sample" to, is _very_ funny.
What does Justin feel, about people existing out there that select "save to watch later" when this pops up on their phone
ive listened specifically to justin’s “snip” story so many times i can recite some of it
between this and kyle the coyote my partner must hate me 😂
Don’t mind me I’m just gonna send this to everyone I know that has had a vasectomy or is considering one 😂
That explains why it has 200 extra views 😂😭
I went through a weird phase a couple months ago where I only wanted to listen to these anecdotes when I was getting ready for work, so I A. was not surprised to see this in my recommended vids this morning, and B. thank you for putting them into one video. ⭐️
2018 feels pretty recent until I hear a doctor giving out percocet like tic tacs, I feel like you’d get like 4 today. A bit of an over correction, but 30 is crazy.
"How could you say that to me, a high person?"
ty for making this ive been looking for a full comp of this for YEARS !
I remember listening to the first clip on a car ride with my family and having to explain why I was dying of laughter to my parents about some random man’s vasectomy 😂
They came to my local bookstore for a signing during all of this and Justin announced a vasectomy update over the mic and then immediately realized the other people in the bookstore had no idea who he was or what he was talking about. Absolutely hilarious.
I have listened to these so many times, and I am only more delighted to see them compiled, thank you thank you ✨
THIRTY percocet?!?!
West Virginia, ladies and gents
Thank you, I have always loved these stories since I heard em
Thank you for your service.
Sorry about your jumble, Justin. 😆
Travis Rookie of the year joke here is maybe the hardest I’ve laughed at this show
He zagged on em, like Zagzagel
11:30 I just wanna say that being the incorrect lab on the receiving end of a semen sample is wild. We don't do semen or sperm analysis at my lab. Some poor son of a gun brought us a sample and left before we could tell him he had the wrong lab. It was a Friday night and the doctor who ordered the test had already closed. Also important to note that the stipulations around collecting semen samples are really strict. Iirc you can't ejaculate for 3 days prior to giving the sample and you cannot use any lube whatsoever including saliva. Anyways if you're out there mystery semen guy I'm sorry we threw out the sample u worked so hard to get.
I love this story
will be be receiving an expansion pack with travis’s experience?
THE WHAT
@@TheSunriseWarrior the only part i remember abt it was travis asking justin if they also had to tape his penis to his chest, the joke being that he had a magnum dong. i wanna say the brothers also made a comment about how they would never a consider a vasectomy bc that’s their manhood or something in a super early episode (my walnut is a temple era).
sounds like Juice got the woman treatment at the junk doctor
No jockstrap picture?
Would’ve been a HIPPA violation I fear
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