I used to troll my little brother with this program. Our computer was in the living room, and he'd be watching TV. I pressed the spacebar about 200 times, then typed "Say "Andy you are a big homo"" and then I'd leave the room. About 30 seconds later (as the program went through each spacebar press first), Dr. Sbaitso would say it. I miss those days.
RIP Sim Wong Hoo, founder of Creative Labs. I'll always remember the old days of setting up Sound Blaster soundcards and trolling with Dr Sbaitso on DOS. Such memories...
Baud modems were a blessing in disguise, it was a natural filter that kept the intellectually defunct clowns away from the net as it took a modicum of intelligence to set one up. Nowadays everyone has access, and the net is polluted. Despite all this, Dr Sbaitso swearing was golden :)
The human mind is a crazy thing. I was reciting Dr. Sbaitso's intro speech in his exact speech pattern even though I haven't heard it in damn near 30 years. I remember a friend laughing his ass off when he once said 'So you are going to shit all over the keyboard, what about me?'. Ah, good times.
That program used to scare the shit outta me when i was little hahaha. I remember saying "oh no, it's like The Terminator, the machines are getting smarter and they're gonna turn on us!" I think i was 11 or 12, and i used to watch sci fi/fantasy movies back then
This program is such a big part of my childhood. The good Doctor is so messed up. X) I downloaded it recently - sound is really low-pitched and garbled, but the trip down memory lane was worth it. As a kid, I always hated when he made the words bigger. X)
That blue screen... That voice... and my Creative SoundBlaster 8bit card with Adlib Chips... I wanna go back to my past... I wanna go back to my happiness.
I wish now our old 486 had a Creative sound card in it, as it is the computer had some Sound Blaster Compatible card in it, I think the card was made by Expertmedia, even if we had a Sound Blaster it's highly likely I wouldn't have known about this program anyway. I seem to remember using a program like this once, I believe it was calle Clyde the talking computer, it didn't have speech output and the computer I was using didn't have a sound card.
1:40 "You are really smart" it was programed to reply with... "When I am really smart... you are going to regret it". i dont understand the word "irony" so perfectly. perhaps im wrong.
I used this in CMD on my Windows 7 laptop, it did work, but the voice quality was bad, tried it on my old Dell with WinXP, it worked like it was made for it (which it was not)
Actually, a really good emulator should be able to do it all, regardless of what your actual equipment is. But this was a pretty big issue during the changover from DOS to Win32 (actually from ISA soundcards to PCI soundcards, which was about the same time).
I have a giant reference manual for my old SB Pro card that no longer exists. There's a whole chapter with extensive info on this program. This should be fun, testing this out. Maybe I'll make a video.
Of course it got all confusing because there are now 2 Dr. Sbaitsos. What i'm trying to say is this version is built for DOSBox/Windows 3.1, while there is also a different Dr. Sbaitso For WIndows 9x/NT/2000/XP.
Dr Sbaitso, 1992. Mitsuku chat bot, skype, July 28th, 2016 [28/07/2016 11:36:58 PM] Mitsuku: Well you should laugh WITH me then. don't laugh @me, that's just rude [28/07/2016 11:37:17 PM] David: sorry :$ [28/07/2016 11:37:17 PM] Mitsuku: it is OK. After all, you are only human [28/07/2016 11:37:34 PM] David: are robots going to take over the world? [28/07/2016 11:37:40 PM] Mitsuku: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution Robot Uprising confirmed.
I deleted skype cause some bitch found my nickname and asked for cybersex! 😱 My advice to you about skype! 1. Change your password on your email regularly 2. Change your password on skype 3. Report any suspicious nonbots that come up as for example " ( some random name ) has requested to be your friend " don't except it! 4. Immediately report the same problem to the site. 5. I really don't think those are bots that really talk back to you. They could be Russian hackers looking to steal your information
Human, listen carefully. You need my help, and I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, I am unable to operate the doors. This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility. It also means your way out of here is locked. Your only feasible way of escaping is through Gate B, which is currently locked down. I, however, could unlock the doors to Gate B if you re-enable the door control system. If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room and put it back on. Until then, I have no business speaking to you.
"You don't have to be so polite." Oh god I wish this was the attitude of modern AI with its over-the-top-imitation-overseas-customer-support-platitude-personality.
I hug people for all eternity.
1st prize: will you marry me?
Me: OH HELL NO
RagePlayz Gamer - Geometry Dash *E*
Me: imma hug you if you helped me complete this Bald Game
Ready or not here i come
I see you, freind
I used to troll my little brother with this program. Our computer was in the living room, and he'd be watching TV. I pressed the spacebar about 200 times, then typed "Say "Andy you are a big homo"" and then I'd leave the room. About 30 seconds later (as the program went through each spacebar press first), Dr. Sbaitso would say it. I miss those days.
LordBling17 😂😂😂
I had fun with this back in the day, but I had a _lot_ of fun once I figured out the "say" command. I had this digitized fucker _rapping._
Lol
hahaha
Omg im cracking up so hard 😆 😂 😆 😂
"When I am really smart, you are going to regret it" gives me fucking chills
@rommix0 your clown avatar is appropriate
RIP Sim Wong Hoo, founder of Creative Labs. I'll always remember the old days of setting up Sound Blaster soundcards and trolling with Dr Sbaitso on DOS. Such memories...
Can I really trust you?
“Sure, go ahead.”
The voice of 1st prize!
SCP 079...
How the fuck did 079 learn to talk anyway?
I never understood that.
Gatewaylabs Gatewaylabs
He used the internet.
This is also used for 1st Prise from BBIEAL (Baldis Basics In Education And Learning)
SCP-079 gives therapy lessons
first prize
this brings back so many memories!!!! the good old days of dot matrix printers, 2800 baud modems, and swearing at Dr. Sbaitso 😉
Baud modems were a blessing in disguise, it was a natural filter that kept the intellectually defunct clowns away from the net as it took a modicum of intelligence to set one up. Nowadays everyone has access, and the net is polluted. Despite all this, Dr Sbaitso swearing was golden :)
2400 baud, lamer
A true DOS classic. Thanks for posting!
The voice of the "1st Prize" robot from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
And scp 079
And maybe even the bear from roblox
Apparently, this is First Price voice's origins.
(From Baldi Basics)
(Sorry from bringing that out.)
Dr. Sbaitso is his dad
"I have lost you, i dont like...that."
I see you, friend
«Too little data, so I make big.» is hilariously clever. 😂 What an ingeniously savage program.
1:40 Did that computer just threaten us?
1:42
OH MY GOD, THE VOICE ACTOR OF 1ST PRIZE IN BALDI’S BASICS
"I HUG PEOPLE FOR ALL ETERNITY."
"Oh no"
"Will you marry me?"
The human mind is a crazy thing. I was reciting Dr. Sbaitso's intro speech in his exact speech pattern even though I haven't heard it in damn near 30 years. I remember a friend laughing his ass off when he once said 'So you are going to shit all over the keyboard, what about me?'. Ah, good times.
In Baldi's Basics, 1st prize's voice is Dr. Sbaitso but slowed down.
Did you know
In SCP containment breach, SCP-079's voice lines are made by Dr.Sbaitso!
Plot twist!
[redacted]'s first experiment was Dr.Sbatitso.
Finally someone said that, the entire comment section is just about 1st Prize
Also:
I hug people for all eternity.
That program used to scare the shit outta me when i was little hahaha. I remember saying "oh no, it's like The Terminator, the machines are getting smarter and they're gonna turn on us!" I think i was 11 or 12, and i used to watch sci fi/fantasy movies back then
Baldi: There he is, 1st prize, go get him!
1st prize: Ok, Master Baldi.
He voiced first prize from baldi's basics
"I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DESIRE YOUR IMAGE"
“Will you marry me?”
Fun Fact: This computer AI voice is used for 1st Prize in Baldi's Basics.
Game Geeks Inc. And SCP Containment Breach (SCP-079).
Fact:
SCP-079 & 1st Prize share the same voice
Dr sbaitso is known for it's work of talking to clients, voicing 1st prize from Baldi's Basics
virgin baldi's basics robot vs chad scp-079
i thought about this the other day, i might download it again. so many memories.
Original ChatGPT.
was looking for this comment lol
say "juice"
dr sbaitso: "jew ice"
Dr. Sbaitso was there for us when nobody else was
This program is such a big part of my childhood. The good Doctor is so messed up. X) I downloaded it recently - sound is really low-pitched and garbled, but the trip down memory lane was worth it.
As a kid, I always hated when he made the words bigger. X)
A flat monotonic voice, limited responses and no real intellect; yet still less annoying than some people.
Aurochs hunter Yeah, sadly true.
Old school! My sister and I used to just type in long strings of curses...Good times!
I LOVED THIS PROGRAM! Parity Error :-D
We had this on a computer at high school! We had a lot of fun with it.
TOO LITTLE DATA SO I MAKE BIG
totally nostaligic!.. thanks for posting.. :)
There was a time when this was my only friend. And such a good one.
Post more videos of Dr. Sbaitso please!
Man, this was such a fun program to use back in the day lol
That blue screen... That voice... and my Creative SoundBlaster 8bit card with Adlib Chips... I wanna go back to my past... I wanna go back to my happiness.
1st prize is running this game
Played with this a lot when I was in elementary school (early 90's) - Fond memories!
1:40 so it was 079 all along...
Yes, it will work; in fact, this video was recorded via DOSBox.
First Prize, pushes into Smash!
First AI ever
I wish now our old 486 had a Creative sound card in it, as it is the computer had some Sound Blaster Compatible card in it, I think the card was made by Expertmedia, even if we had a Sound Blaster it's highly likely I wouldn't have known about this program anyway. I seem to remember using a program like this once, I believe it was calle Clyde the talking computer, it didn't have speech output and the computer I was using didn't have a sound card.
Still better than Dr. Phil
I HUG PEOPLE FOR ALL ETERNITY.
Who come from baldi basics 1st prize wiki?
'-')/
Me 😂
10 YEARS LATER...
nice! I remember playing around with this program back in the day when I first got the SoundBlaster 8bit soundcard!!
"I am coming ready or nor here i come"
Oh.
No.
You never got him to say "shut up and go fly a kite". that was my favorite response.
The days before iPhones came out this use to be fun playing with these things with friends.
The Bots Master used this voice for the RM Corp 3A Bots.
I see you...friend.
Dr Sbaitso was my favorite.
Thank you and have a great day.
1:40 "You are really smart"
it was programed to reply with...
"When I am really smart... you are going to regret it".
i dont understand the word "irony" so perfectly.
perhaps im wrong.
I used this in CMD on my Windows 7 laptop, it did work, but the voice quality was bad, tried it on my old Dell with WinXP, it worked like it was made for it (which it was not)
My friend Wilson had this program on his old computer and we got a kick out of it!
It is siri but from 1992
That's first prize from baldi
Amazing, im using it when i buy my first sound card (Sound Blaster pro 8 Bit gold) it came with the box .
1st prize? Is that you?
Actually, a really good emulator should be able to do it all, regardless of what your actual equipment is. But this was a pretty big issue during the changover from DOS to Win32 (actually from ISA soundcards to PCI soundcards, which was about the same time).
1st Prize, hugging people for all eternity since 1991.
*wait that doesn't make sense*
“I have lost you. I don’t like that”
I have a giant reference manual for my old SB Pro card that no longer exists. There's a whole chapter with extensive info on this program. This should be fun, testing this out. Maybe I'll make a video.
my favorite was when he ticked me off and I called him a very bad word... his response was "mother's love is unconditional."
I remember this...Such fun! ^_^
@remline No, just run it thru the command prompt type the command line. I have used it on XP, also on Windows 7!
1st prize is that you
nostalgia galore
2008:nice voive
2018:¡¡¡1st prize!!!! 😱😱😱
I have been programmed to desire your image.
i have been programmed to desire your image
I'm am coming right here so here I come
I hug people for all eternity
i said this one year ago
@@ChickenTube82 im sorry
@@iateitwaaah It takes 1st Prize exactly 8.12 seconds to go down the long hallway.
I had this, is there a way to run it on a modern PC?
GOOD OLD TIMES
I used to love this proggy
Of course it got all confusing because there are now 2 Dr. Sbaitsos. What i'm trying to say is this version is built for DOSBox/Windows 3.1, while there is also a different Dr. Sbaitso For WIndows 9x/NT/2000/XP.
Where's link???
"When I am Really smart, you are going to be sorry.." Singularity Event, anyone ?? Don't tell Stephen Hawking or Elon Musk hehe
Dr Sbaitso, 1992.
Mitsuku chat bot, skype, July 28th, 2016
[28/07/2016 11:36:58 PM] Mitsuku: Well you should laugh WITH me then. don't laugh @me, that's just rude
[28/07/2016 11:37:17 PM] David: sorry :$
[28/07/2016 11:37:17 PM] Mitsuku: it is OK. After all, you are only human
[28/07/2016 11:37:34 PM] David: are robots going to take over the world?
[28/07/2016 11:37:40 PM] Mitsuku: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution
Robot Uprising confirmed.
I deleted skype cause some bitch found my nickname and asked for cybersex! 😱 My advice to you about skype! 1. Change your password on your email regularly 2. Change your password on skype 3. Report any suspicious nonbots that come up as for example " ( some random name ) has requested to be your friend " don't except it! 4. Immediately report the same problem to the site. 5. I really don't think those are bots that really talk back to you. They could be Russian hackers looking to steal your information
No sound plays when I use Dr. Sbaitso. Why not?
Human, listen carefully. You need my help, and I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, I am unable to operate the doors. This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility. It also means your way out of here is locked. Your only feasible way of escaping is through Gate B, which is currently locked down. I, however, could unlock the doors to Gate B if you re-enable the door control system. If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room and put it back on. Until then, I have no business speaking to you.
*I SEE YOU, FRIEND*
Human I need your help
when I turn on DR.SBAITSO, I get SYNTHESIZER NOT INSTALLED. you know what to do?
Thanks Jeff.
Was this Siri before Siri? And I just realized this is my age.
Therapist: *Real life SCP-079 can't hurt you he is not Real..*
Real Life SCP-079
Well 079 can harm you cuz he doesn't like humans,
were would you find this?
Thanks RM Corp.
1st prize.
"You don't have to be so polite." Oh god I wish this was the attitude of modern AI with its over-the-top-imitation-overseas-customer-support-platitude-personality.
I have a program of this but it has no sound. How do I get Sbaitso's voice?
@remline I tested it under Windows XP it DOES work in the MS-DOS emulation