She "Has No Face" - Reacting to "True Story" Animations

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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +235

    She: (Has no face)
    Me: (Has no life)
    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @tired_artist9239
      @tired_artist9239 5 років тому +13

      Her: has no face
      You: has no life
      Me: has no will to live
      Still perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @leesteban5528
      @leesteban5528 5 років тому +1

      Thanos Snap

    • @mickirydoge3993
      @mickirydoge3993 5 років тому +6

      @@tired_artist9239
      Her: has no face
      Moustache guy: has no life
      Scp: has no will to live
      Me: has no soul
      Still perfectly balance, as all things should be

    • @katelynnvallon2371
      @katelynnvallon2371 5 років тому +1

      Jellal?!? :0

    • @mr.machees6488
      @mr.machees6488 5 років тому +1

      It’s you, I’ve seen you around 10 times already today

  • @johnjohnjohn7
    @johnjohnjohn7 5 років тому +2978

    "She Has no face"
    Me: *screams in Slenderman*

  • @Haven._.
    @Haven._. 3 роки тому +268

    When mike said “I found out my grandma was pregnant from my boyfriend” my lil sister came up to me, bc I guess she heard, and she said “is grandma pregnant from your boyfriend” and I bursted out laughing. Then my mom came in and said “I sure hope not” highlight of my evening lmaoo enjoy this :)

  • @hmmm8884
    @hmmm8884 5 років тому +639

    Mike: A Porsche!
    Me: Of Porsche!

  • @oreolover4516
    @oreolover4516 5 років тому +227

    "I lost my eye, I lost my IPhone, I lost my will to live . . ."
    I lost my socks, I lost my iPod, I lost my interest to go to school. (Did it ever exist?)

  • @xgunrox
    @xgunrox 4 роки тому +616

    *Fun fact*
    Her: "I have no face*
    Also her: *breathes somehow*
    Me: *BIG CONFUSION*

  • @brndn2005
    @brndn2005 5 років тому +685

    UA-cam video:
    "I have no face"
    Me before watching:
    Ah, the story of slender man.

    • @mysteraize2142
      @mysteraize2142 5 років тому +3

      Brandon 5000 heh

    • @gwenny__boo
      @gwenny__boo 5 років тому +3

      @brandon5000 Lol

    • @unicornqklove
      @unicornqklove 5 років тому +3

      Hahahahaa

    • @mayaphobic
      @mayaphobic 5 років тому +1

      Next video:
      I’m allergic to people with allergies

    • @THEONEANDONLYWOWZA
      @THEONEANDONLYWOWZA 5 років тому

      Brandon 5000 she typed what and how she has no face. Then, a voice actor would read the text she did

  • @cheeseisreallygood2553
    @cheeseisreallygood2553 5 років тому +322

    Animators: The time I dyed my hair
    TRUE STORY animators: My goldfish married my sister but he loved my nose this whole time in the sand.

  • @zexzrofn3361
    @zexzrofn3361 4 роки тому +430

    2019: I'm allergic to air
    2020:I have no face
    3000: a frog got me pregnant and my dad is a chicken and is trying to eat my boyfriend

  • @stevebarlowe6588
    @stevebarlowe6588 5 років тому +246

    Bijuu: because she is fake we can joke about her.
    Everyone in the world trying to look like a good person: *A N G E R N O I S E S*

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      @Boy-k1sser 5 років тому +7

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    • @Zianna_315
      @Zianna_315 4 роки тому

      Its an actor speaking uses real

    • @midnight_kitty5835
      @midnight_kitty5835 4 роки тому +3

      Praise Desmond but how did they write or whatever with no eyes

    • @melodybluees
      @melodybluees 4 роки тому

      @@midnight_kitty5835 it fake

  • @hahahehe_unfunny6914
    @hahahehe_unfunny6914 5 років тому +208

    Bijuu, theres this book called "Bionic". It follows the life of a girl who lost alot of her body, and had to get them replaced by robotic looking arms and legs.
    Just thought you might be interested

    • @selfawaretoast-yt
      @selfawaretoast-yt 4 роки тому +4

      Interesting somehow that just reminds me of frost from mortal kombat

    • @KiouTM
      @KiouTM 4 роки тому +4

      Bionic is a youtuber

    • @Niccoapp
      @Niccoapp 4 роки тому

      Ngl reminded me of Dororo

    • @stickynote-slumber
      @stickynote-slumber 4 роки тому +2

      I’m interested! I think I’ll read it! And in return, There’s a book called Jack Blank and the Imagine Nation. Jack doesn’t even know his own last name, but then this- okay, no spoilers!

    • @hahahehe_unfunny6914
      @hahahehe_unfunny6914 4 роки тому +1

      @@stickynote-slumber ooooo that sounds cool

  • @pwcmystic3904
    @pwcmystic3904 4 роки тому +110

    Next do minute videos “when he touches me I turn to food” like so he can see!

  • @Leyapay
    @Leyapay 5 років тому +99

    As an Australian, I will now forever call drunk people Harries XD

  • @kandiskis1530
    @kandiskis1530 5 років тому +780

    2020: she has no face
    2080: I have no nose or mouth but I can breathe and talk to my spaghetti, I also lost my identity and robbed Bijuu so I can eat pie (my amazing life)

  • @oblivionmaker9701
    @oblivionmaker9701 4 роки тому +135

    Nobody:
    Dory story: *LeTs DeFy ThE lAwS oF lOgIc*

  • @phoenixsupportsyou8109
    @phoenixsupportsyou8109 5 років тому +875

    2020: I have no face
    2050: I have no lungs and I lost my eyes because a cow got my dad pregnant and my boyfriend is cheating on me

  • @davida.5258
    @davida.5258 5 років тому +562

    These animations be like:
    “I ate 3 KFC chicken nuggets in Antarctica at 5:00 am and now I have the corona virus and my mom is dating my ex-boyfriend’s Mercedes”

  • @demolishallquacks
    @demolishallquacks 4 роки тому +36

    Bijuu: “I show no sympathy for animations.”
    Me: “oh yeah? Yeah?! What do you say?! How do you feel about Anime?!”

  • @oscardrdz5668
    @oscardrdz5668 5 років тому +120

    Bijjumike: this is better than death note.
    The whole death note fandom: so you have chosen *DEATH*

  • @link0707
    @link0707 5 років тому +167

    Australia: *burning, flooding, dust storms and hail*
    Mike: *WHAT IS A HARRY IN AUSTRALIA*

    • @senmiin
      @senmiin 4 роки тому +8

      I can't stop laughing at this

    • @adorifygyu
      @adorifygyu 3 роки тому +5

      HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE

    • @adorifygyu
      @adorifygyu 3 роки тому +6

      Dumbledore said c a l m l y

    • @sylkiytheraccoon9116
      @sylkiytheraccoon9116 3 роки тому +1

      I'm from Australia (NSW) and we've had rain everywhere. There are lots of full and almost full dams. and part of my hometown has flooded. My nan lives next to Australia's biggest saltwater lake connecting to the ocean (Lake Macquarie) and a park across the road from her had flooded in February. We went from drought to flooding rain.
      And also I've never heard about the name Harry used as slang so yeah, that answers Mike's question.

  • @DeadRat10
    @DeadRat10 4 роки тому +61

    " I lived with my grandmother then one day she gave birth to my mom"
    Excuse me-

  • @kai2862
    @kai2862 5 років тому +175

    video: “To Luke, my granddaughter’s wife...”
    me: wait a damn minute

    • @dsfmdiya7500
      @dsfmdiya7500 5 років тому +4

      OOOOH, I get it

    • @bear_rrr
      @bear_rrr 5 років тому +5

      Am I just dumb? I don’t get it

    • @dsfmdiya7500
      @dsfmdiya7500 5 років тому +1

      Kayla Cat
      Luke = her granddaughters wife

    • @naytj4l126
      @naytj4l126 5 років тому +5

      But that exists, it’s called the *_gAy._*

    • @lazerstudios9982
      @lazerstudios9982 5 років тому +2

      @c h x r m i n q _ b e a r r but it's a LUKE

  • @meowchim211
    @meowchim211 5 років тому +59

    Last time I was this early Mike was playing School girl simulator😂😂

  • @icouldntthinkofausername2746
    @icouldntthinkofausername2746 4 роки тому +10

    For anyone confused:
    They have voice actors for their channel
    And as an Australian I CAN confirm I have never ever heard the slang “a Harry”
    And also I’m pretty sure that there is a book called “faceless” where a girl gets into a crash and has to get a face transplant

  • @alistair127
    @alistair127 5 років тому +32

    “I have lost my will to live”
    Mood
    “That was a joke”
    Not a mood-

  • @AMazzola05
    @AMazzola05 5 років тому +29

    Bijuu: We need the Scooby-doo gang.
    Me: We need yandere chan with an eye patch

  • @katelyngraygate3001
    @katelyngraygate3001 4 роки тому +29

    “It is true. I did freeze his...*swallow* stuff..”
    🤣

  • @munchoongwong9295
    @munchoongwong9295 5 років тому +40

    'She has no face'
    Slenderman: Don't you judge my daughter

  • @andie22793
    @andie22793 5 років тому +163

    me sees natsuki
    me remembers that my science teacher knew who I was talking about when my name was just monika
    and that she will say all the meme names in Kahoot
    me realizing this isn’t relevant to the video
    ;-;

  • @zombietimes8943
    @zombietimes8943 4 роки тому +64

    "She was raised to be a spoiled brat"
    Me: Best Roast Ever.

  • @hayley7020
    @hayley7020 5 років тому +52

    STUPID HAR*HiCc*RY!
    We need to get the Scooby Doo Gang **HiCc** TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE

    • @jati628
      @jati628 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @hayley7020
      @hayley7020 5 років тому

      I'm trying to record Mike's hiccups..
      But he's hiccuping far to much and I can't record them all :(

    • @hayley7020
      @hayley7020 5 років тому +1

      Sunset PlaysYT people think I have the time and patience for that? Totally would if I could😂

  • @craftykitty14
    @craftykitty14 5 років тому +77

    "I lost my eye
    I lost my iPhone
    I lost my will to live"
    - Bijuu Mike 2020

    • @justmelanie2362
      @justmelanie2362 4 роки тому +3

      I lost my coke

    • @R0bcat.
      @R0bcat. 4 роки тому +4

      And I lost the idea I had for this reply

    • @m3lan187
      @m3lan187 3 роки тому +1

      I lost my shit 🙁

  • @abrilgonzalez2879
    @abrilgonzalez2879 4 роки тому +41

    Her: “has no face”
    Me: how she talk how she eat how she breath?

  • @l6-014
    @l6-014 5 років тому +40

    Two tips for hiccups:
    1. Water
    2. Peppermint

  • @tina6222
    @tina6222 5 років тому +148

    No one:
    Bijuu Mike: that's slendermans girlfriend!

    • @kawaiikoi7791
      @kawaiikoi7791 5 років тому

      You mean Bijuu?

    • @RaspyRat
      @RaspyRat 5 років тому

      Uwu

    • @laziilee
      @laziilee 5 років тому

      Wait.... SO THERES MORE OF SLENDERS SPECIES?!?! It would make more sense if he said slenderman daughter

    • @naytj4l126
      @naytj4l126 5 років тому +1

      @@laziilee They say Slendrina is the daughter of Slender man and Granny. Back then...Slender had a face, he had hair, a lIfE.

    • @laziilee
      @laziilee 5 років тому

      @@naytj4l126 I know. But creppypasta controls what slender man's backstory and family looks like because they are the creators of slenderman. The creator of granny cant, all of that is some weird fandom

  • @smiley-face493
    @smiley-face493 4 роки тому +25

    "She has no face'
    She be the daughter of slender man

  • @jacobstanley3810
    @jacobstanley3810 5 років тому +173

    Next vid: *A muffin turtle alien ate my boyfriend so I broke up with my pregnant dad to start a family with a pig and became part cow!!!*

    • @lain2322
      @lain2322 3 роки тому

      That channel: *takes notes*

    • @lain2322
      @lain2322 3 роки тому

      @@stevenuniversefan108 reading this comment and yout comment made me laugh so hard in confusion-

    • @Uncontrollable_Sphere
      @Uncontrollable_Sphere 3 роки тому

      Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fricking died

    • @utkuayranc3210
      @utkuayranc3210 3 роки тому +1

      the worst part is that its actually the kinda thing they would do

    • @MozzieKing
      @MozzieKing 3 роки тому

      This is amazing.

  • @deleted7935
    @deleted7935 5 років тому +123

    "I have no face"
    Me: *SLENDER MAN IS THAT YOU?!*

  • @cj-is-causing-chaos-again
    @cj-is-causing-chaos-again 4 роки тому +9

    "She has NO face"
    Me: Hey, Slenderman! I think I found your daughter!!!

  • @leafii7908
    @leafii7908 5 років тому +379

    Nobody:
    Nobody ever
    Nobody in the universe
    Bijuu mike: *I've lost my will to live*
    (Thank you this is the most likes I've ever gotten)

  • @thievestemple
    @thievestemple 5 років тому +88

    "She has no face."
    Isn't her eyes supposed to be gone as well, then how can she type so well? (I expect the sender to send an email and a voice actress helps narrating it.)

    • @bobowaii7683
      @bobowaii7683 5 років тому +7

      Oh Sangwoo I know these videos are fake lol, but I’ve got an idea...
      So, most people can write on paper with their hand, y’know? If you were to close your eyes, I’d guess you’d be able to at least write something that would be similar to what you wanted to write. Then a close friend of yours could write an email to the “tRUe sTOrY aniMAtORs” with your words from the paper, and SHAZAM. You have a “TRuE sTOry” now :)

    • @ishouldvedeletedthis166
      @ishouldvedeletedthis166 5 років тому +1

      She probably is like Hellen Keller are you dumb she could she or hear and if she could hear she never learned how to speak

    • @bobowaii7683
      @bobowaii7683 5 років тому +1

      Leigha Gaines No offense, but I didn’t fully understand your comment, so I’m just taking chances over here-
      She wasn’t *born* without a face. And if I’m right (which I am) she did attend school, so she must have learned to write, like, she didn’t loose her nerves you lovable human.

    • @blueheart3935
      @blueheart3935 5 років тому +1

      Maybe someone talked instead of her

    • @ghoulishffx
      @ghoulishffx 5 років тому +1

      Dude we're in 2020, do you seriously think that we haven't thought of a way for blind people to type? It's called voiceover.

  • @dolly9263
    @dolly9263 4 роки тому +9

    Her: I can't believe my face had turned into a scary skinless skull!
    Me: Bro we can literally see the skin on your face
    Who else got Sally Face vibes from this ->-

    • @kumosune588
      @kumosune588 4 роки тому

      ME! I JUST COMMENTED ABOUT IT! OwO

  • @sadhq3527
    @sadhq3527 4 роки тому +100

    Dr Sally's name reminds of the game called Sally face about a person that also lost their face

    • @Miamimi6
      @Miamimi6 4 роки тому +6

      eBuck official services i was thinking of Sally face too I love that game

    • @dolly9263
      @dolly9263 4 роки тому +2

      @@Miamimi6 Me too :3

    • @disguisedcat55
      @disguisedcat55 4 роки тому +2

      I just commented that XD

    • @yangsnowflake2781
      @yangsnowflake2781 4 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @limon5541
      @limon5541 4 роки тому +1

      Yep xd

  • @Hibo.
    @Hibo. 5 років тому +115

    Girl: *Wakes up in a hospital*
    Mom: "You have lost your face, go see!"
    Mom: *Hands her over a mirror*
    Me: "THANKS MOM I HAVE NO FACE AND YOU ARE ALREADY MAKING PUNS ABOUT ME!?"

    • @hyeyyul5944
      @hyeyyul5944 5 років тому +3

      how can she talk

    • @hyeyyul5944
      @hyeyyul5944 5 років тому +2

      @@shinsowo yes

    • @Hibo.
      @Hibo. 5 років тому +2

      @@hyeyyul5944 I know but just the fact that they put it in the animation still.

    • @hyeyyul5944
      @hyeyyul5944 5 років тому +1

      @@Hibo. ye i guess

    • @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266
      @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266 5 років тому +2

      Gachatubers are taking over.
      *👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And accept this*

  • @craigmcdonald581
    @craigmcdonald581 4 роки тому +7

    Bijuu: hiccups while ranting
    Me: AGHHHHH!!

  • @mcguth._.
    @mcguth._. 5 років тому +29

    20:17 realizes he's offended himself, his weeb viewers, and his religion "...accept IT'S NOT at ALL"

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 років тому +42

    5:48 *plot twist it's handsome squidward*

    • @o_o5210
      @o_o5210 5 років тому +1

      Waylon tgg \ Waylon TheGreasyGamer cookie and a gold star best coment ⭐️🍪

    • @innaekinci7128
      @innaekinci7128 5 років тому

      yup

    • @jhaneilbarnett1451
      @jhaneilbarnett1451 5 років тому +1

      You are everywhere, a good fan u are

    • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
      @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 років тому

      Hopie dopie I got depresse hmmm yes, thank you a good fan we all are

  • @adeliew4230
    @adeliew4230 4 роки тому +12

    Next video be like:
    *"I ate a magic salad that turned me into a gold digging owl and my pregnant dead boyfriend ate a potato that gave him the willpower to come back to life and my mom had his baby named Gerald for him! True story!!!!"*

  • @hazard4011
    @hazard4011 5 років тому +92

    "She's straight up Slenderman's girlfriend exactly" Yes, because everyone knows that your girlfriend has to look exactly like you for you to date them

    • @lyn5023
      @lyn5023 5 років тому +10

      The Simpsons does it

    • @XayzoTheMentallyIllBunnyLuvr
      @XayzoTheMentallyIllBunnyLuvr 5 років тому +8

      @@lyn5023 Exactly. They make the wives and husbands look like brother and sister. Like Apu and his wife, Milhouse's parents, and there are probably more

    • @stvrl1ghtt7
      @stvrl1ghtt7 4 роки тому +1

      Aleksander so it’s Gacha life

    • @stvrl1ghtt7
      @stvrl1ghtt7 4 роки тому +2

      Pixelated240 they are all yellow soooooo

    • @animeweeaboo9561
      @animeweeaboo9561 4 роки тому +1

      @@XayzoTheMentallyIllBunnyLuvr in the show they were siblings who dated each other

  • @ava8340
    @ava8340 5 років тому +55

    No one:
    Nobody:
    Actually not a single person:
    Grandma: To Luke, my granddaughter's *wife.*

  • @iamgaybutnotinthehappyway8059
    @iamgaybutnotinthehappyway8059 4 роки тому +8

    Me: hears "no nose"
    Me: VOLDEMORT OH MY GOD IT'S VOLDEMORT PETER GET OVER HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU DID THIS TIME
    My friend: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *slowly walks away*

  • @doubledubbs9733
    @doubledubbs9733 5 років тому +67

    Dory is related apparently.
    Share my story: published I lost my face.
    Dory story: I lost my face.
    They fight each other and start a war and get all of the ‘ true ‘ story animation channels.

  • @pumpkin3461
    @pumpkin3461 5 років тому +58

    The girl from the second story:
    "I'm 15 and my grandma is 49"
    Me:
    "I'm 12 and my parents are 52"

  • @killerqueen6733
    @killerqueen6733 4 роки тому +2

    I can't take this video seriously with mike having hiccups every second 🤣🤣

  • @moonygamin9622
    @moonygamin9622 5 років тому +81

    I'm Aussie & that girl definitely sounds Aussie, like I can hear the accent.
    Aussie gang wya 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

    • @definitial
      @definitial 5 років тому +5

      im in england. 48 hours from joining the gang, LMAO

    • @moonygamin9622
      @moonygamin9622 5 років тому +3

      @@definitial lmao

    • @heheheo_o4941
      @heheheo_o4941 5 років тому +4

      Hey yo guys just got flooded I’m in Europe

    • @moonygamin9622
      @moonygamin9622 5 років тому +5

      @@heheheo_o4941 yeh, we did get flooded actually. We had heaps of rain, didn't stop the fires tho 😪

    • @pleaseignorethischannelamn5242
      @pleaseignorethischannelamn5242 5 років тому +1

      Yes

  • @linatrujillo5607
    @linatrujillo5607 5 років тому +53

    Mike: she straight up slender Mans girlfriend!!
    Me: LOL!

  • @Imsosaneforjane
    @Imsosaneforjane 4 роки тому +4

    "She has no face"
    Nurse Ann after seeing her: Lets be friends.........

  • @booknees
    @booknees 5 років тому +35

    *”I have no face”*
    Me: *Then how the hell do you breathe*

    • @analogsunrise-
      @analogsunrise- 5 років тому +3

      Hmmm I KNOW hands

    • @ishigami4622
      @ishigami4622 5 років тому +3

      She breaths out of her ass like farts

    • @mmikumikudance
      @mmikumikudance 4 роки тому +2

      Ears

    • @booknees
      @booknees 4 роки тому +1

      I Will Steal Your Eyes then she hears herself breathing?

  • @BestFriend-zn1xb
    @BestFriend-zn1xb 5 років тому +43

    Bijuu mikes thumbnail: “how she talk then?”
    Me: she don’t

    • @naytj4l126
      @naytj4l126 5 років тому +1

      She needs people to talk for her for an actual conversation.

    • @cassandraaldridge1042
      @cassandraaldridge1042 5 років тому

      @@naytj4l126 how they know what to say? Or she wants to say?

    • @naytj4l126
      @naytj4l126 5 років тому +2

      @@cassandraaldridge1042 Simple, they probably got a script. They probably had to tell it in first person though. But eh...This could always be fake.

    • @naytj4l126
      @naytj4l126 5 років тому +1

      @@cassandraaldridge1042 But outside of the storytelling, she’s probably better off learning sign language, along with her family and a few friends.

    • @almxndbxbatea4489
      @almxndbxbatea4489 5 років тому

      @@cassandraaldridge1042 she said they saved one eye did you not here?

  • @Stibnitez
    @Stibnitez 4 роки тому +3

    0:57 he be a depresso espresso boi

  • @rock4glory713
    @rock4glory713 5 років тому +29

    Today I went to one of my family members funeral and I’m sad I hope the rest of you are having a good day tho!

    • @ihaa_
      @ihaa_ 5 років тому +1

      Rock 4 Glory oh I am so sorry for you! My grandfather passed away 2 years ago and I know the pain! I hope you can get through.

    • @rock4glory713
      @rock4glory713 5 років тому

      Link thanks it’s a good feeling that there are still good people left in this world

    • @justacutie.
      @justacutie. 5 років тому +1

      I'm sorry for your lost 😢 I wish you well (sorry if these are not the best words, english is not my native language) 😢

    • @rock4glory713
      @rock4glory713 5 років тому +1

      Ruth P thanks and your English is great

  • @RPandorus
    @RPandorus 5 років тому +21

    3:37 HMMMM I thought in Australia you're supposed to drive on the left hand side of the road.
    *Sees Porsche driving on the right hand side and truck on the correct side of the road*
    Something ain't quite right here.

  • @MozzieKing
    @MozzieKing 3 роки тому +1

    Her: I have no face
    Also her: TALKING PERFECT SENTENCES

  • @gachadumpster8063
    @gachadumpster8063 5 років тому +42

    Grandma in 2020: *steals their children BF*
    Grandma's in 2040: *kill the whole family with cookie's*

  • @codyfish
    @codyfish 5 років тому +42

    Girl: I have no face!
    Me: Someone call the cops I found Slenderman

  • @gamerboy7962
    @gamerboy7962 4 роки тому +4

    Me: *reads title*
    Also me: "I already know a guy who, at age 6, was born without a face..."

  • @Trans-parent_Artist
    @Trans-parent_Artist 5 років тому +19

    "She has no face"
    Slender man: Mom?!

  • @akitsm
    @akitsm 5 років тому +527

    I edited this comment so the replies make no sense 😎

    • @georgexm_1
      @georgexm_1 5 років тому +8

      very funny.

    • @hello-hc6ye
      @hello-hc6ye 5 років тому +7

      Lol

    • @kanatomzakariaBenssied
      @kanatomzakariaBenssied 5 років тому +5

      Its fake

    • @austejazilyte9939
      @austejazilyte9939 5 років тому +3

      LMAOOOOOO 😂😂🤣🤣😆😆

    • @souinsoup4274
      @souinsoup4274 5 років тому +11

      The people who submitted their story don’t have control of what happens in the video other than the actual story. So there is a voice actress.

  • @Janis68456
    @Janis68456 3 роки тому +2

    I know this animation story is fake, but I noticed that people were asking how she was breathing since she lost her nose. Some people even "confirmed" that this was all fake just because of the fact they thought she had no nose...
    But uh..I just want to say that.. at 5:59 she said that she, and I quote, had hole for the eyes, mouth and *nostrils*
    (Please don't come at me and let me know if I said something wrong-)

  • @bobhondacivic8205
    @bobhondacivic8205 5 років тому +50

    Girls boyfriend: *Actually fricking dies*
    Girl: Oh my god my face ;o;

  • @epicfortniteboss
    @epicfortniteboss 5 років тому +16

    2020:
    I lost my face
    3020:
    I lost my life but I’m still alive and married my dog

  • @visiblyspidy7061
    @visiblyspidy7061 3 роки тому +3

    "I gave birth to a chicken nuggie and now my ex is so rich that he bought a guccimucci and my nuggie is having a stroke."

  • @lainieshouldbewriting
    @lainieshouldbewriting 5 років тому +15

    Girl: I lost my face
    Slender man: Am I a joke to you?

  • @TheElderAngel
    @TheElderAngel 5 років тому +36

    -Looks At The Title*
    True, how can she talk lmao

  • @elgato7493
    @elgato7493 3 роки тому +2

    4:34 I can’t speak.. *big brain moment*

  • @diamondslytherin3468
    @diamondslytherin3468 5 років тому +13

    "i lost my eye"
    "I lost my iPhone.."
    "I lost my wilderness to live..."
    Bijuu Mike 2020

  • @spaacedust
    @spaacedust 5 років тому +23

    Next thing: "I have no life"

  • @ryaroo7775
    @ryaroo7775 4 роки тому +5

    Did anyone else think Sally Face while watching this, especially when the Doctors name was Sally
    Just me, okay

    • @kumosune588
      @kumosune588 4 роки тому +1

      OMG NO NOT JUST YOU! I JUST COMMENTED ABOUT IT! WE HAZ THE SAME MIND! OwO

    • @ryaroo7775
      @ryaroo7775 4 роки тому

      I'm so glad that people still remember Sally face, he should never be forgotten!

  • @sukisukiwuki
    @sukisukiwuki 5 років тому +10

    0:47
    Plot twist
    Turns out Caillou has a story on here too

  • @Cadaverous_Cosplaything
    @Cadaverous_Cosplaything 5 років тому +36

    "His name was Dr. Sally."
    Me: SaL fIsHeR?! Is ThAt yOu?!

    • @monochromecropcrown4463
      @monochromecropcrown4463 5 років тому +1

      @《• Eclipse •》 HAHAHAHAHA

    • @thearlgrey
      @thearlgrey 5 років тому +1

      Lul

    • @Talyxie
      @Talyxie 5 років тому +1

      《• Eclipse •》 earthworm sally 😂👌

    • @oldassaccount4790
      @oldassaccount4790 5 років тому +1

      YES
      GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
      Except I'm dumb

    • @malakmostafa557
      @malakmostafa557 5 років тому +3

      Well , her face is damaged , just like Sal's face , he was the first person ( or character whatever) I thought of ....I don't think naming him Sally was a coincidence..
      Edit : ok when I first heard the name I went straight to the comments , but then came the part , where SALLY'S face was also damaged. DEFINITELY NOT A COINCIDENCE.

  • @beezdelightfulkneez1144
    @beezdelightfulkneez1144 4 роки тому +9

    2018: how I lost my parents
    2020: how my cookie ate a polar bear and turned into my moms brothers dog sitters wife that got pregnant with my friends favorite stuffed animal

    • @GHMrSudan
      @GHMrSudan 3 роки тому

      I AM DISTURBED AND ENTERTAINED XD XDDDD

  • @caterpillar3275
    @caterpillar3275 5 років тому +10

    "Watch out for Grandma, okay? They start with the cookies, and end with the... No I'm not gonna finish that..."
    Oh gosh please don't
    (14:48)

  • @whiterso38
    @whiterso38 5 років тому +28

    "How can you talk?"
    You should be asking how she's even alive.

    • @kassie4538
      @kassie4538 5 років тому +1

      Maybe it’s a car that was sold illegally

    • @kassie4538
      @kassie4538 5 років тому +1

      @Chaos Leviatho yea

  • @chrisbritton2653
    @chrisbritton2653 3 роки тому +1

    I'm a big fan of yours !👫

  • @ShribbleDum
    @ShribbleDum 5 років тому +36

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Her: “my face looked like a burnt pancake with holes as the eyes, mouth and nostrils.”

  • @AActingReels
    @AActingReels 5 років тому +20

    " They saved an eye.."
    Me: Its Brightheart as a human

  • @mixerelixer3834
    @mixerelixer3834 4 роки тому

    that actually sounded kinda nice! i agree it should be a book!

  • @thehex3791
    @thehex3791 5 років тому +10

    "I feel like I just watched an anime, this is like better than Death Note. Except it's not" -Bijuu mike. Btw Death Note is one of my favorite animes

  • @kelonline1060
    @kelonline1060 5 років тому +14

    Me: **watching Bijuu's Yandere Simulator videos**
    Also me: *there should be a 'Yandere-Mike' channel*

  • @muffin1168
    @muffin1168 3 роки тому +4

    Next story: Eye lost the letter, “Eye,” on my keyboard.

  • @Dinoenuggets
    @Dinoenuggets 5 років тому +17

    "I permanently lost my ability to speak"
    *My brain cells? Hah what are those*

  • @Shining-Shiro
    @Shining-Shiro 5 років тому +20

    video: i have no face
    Me: Im dead inside...
    All is well in the balance of Nature

    • @kayladippenaar5106
      @kayladippenaar5106 5 років тому +1

      But you have springtrap on the outside?

    • @0aktr
      @0aktr 5 років тому +1

      ...and a robot on the outside ._.

  • @chaerry.pie143
    @chaerry.pie143 3 роки тому +1

    I love your voice ❤️

  • @---7794
    @---7794 5 років тому +16

    okay but like did anyone noticed she said:
    "to luke, my granddaughters WIFE and the father of my child"...
    ummmm that story just took another big turn at 18:10

  • @JesterLolz
    @JesterLolz 5 років тому +13

    2020: I have no face
    2100: Whenever I laugh, Gucci spawns in the bathroom and I sweat mini versions of my dad and I poop tiaras

    • @chiaisannoying
      @chiaisannoying 5 років тому +3

      I actually lol’d at this comment 😂

    • @m3lan187
      @m3lan187 3 роки тому

      Lllooooooolllllllll

  • @RobertoBoringTelevision
    @RobertoBoringTelevision 2 роки тому +2

    I love how he just hiccups every few or so minutes

  • @lemoninspace8432
    @lemoninspace8432 5 років тому +26

    No one:
    Bijuu: DORYS STORY 😆 just keep swimming

  • @notfree8822
    @notfree8822 5 років тому +9

    “I’ve lost my will to live”
    -Bijuu mike 2020

  • @lpspotato-quit9765
    @lpspotato-quit9765 4 роки тому +10

    HOW DID SHE SUBMIT THE STORY THEN?!

  • @beeduomybeloved1849
    @beeduomybeloved1849 5 років тому +7

    Oh yees quail new reaction!
    Edit: Thanks for the likes!