Every "Batman doesn't kill"

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  • Опубліковано 2 лис 2024

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  • @jesseburgener442
    @jesseburgener442 7 місяців тому +168

    Batman doesn't kill, he just introduces you to his parents

  • @xgnik5334
    @xgnik5334 7 місяців тому +53

    It's just a little explosive force, trauma from flying concrete, falling several stories, hitting freezing cold water, getting slammed at 90+ mph, and some relentless bludgeoning. They'll be fine.

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  7 місяців тому +8

      "No criminals were harmed in the making of this Video" 🤣

    • @brucechmiel7964
      @brucechmiel7964 2 місяці тому

      “The first rule of the Ninja is Do No Harm. Unless you intend to do harm. Then do lots of harm.”-Master Splinter (and Batman probably)

  • @twinodoom
    @twinodoom 7 місяців тому +49

    Batman doesn't kill, but he'll leave you close to death

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  7 місяців тому +2

      True 😂😂

    • @mattmc9812
      @mattmc9812 3 місяці тому +1

      Especially in Arkham Knight and origins

  • @andrewdeluca7352
    @andrewdeluca7352 2 місяці тому +5

    I love that part in Arkham Origins when you hit Roman Sionis,a man with a pacemaker, with a pair of shock gloves which emit a charge strong enough to stop and then start someone's heart.

  • @AppleOfThineEye
    @AppleOfThineEye 7 місяців тому +21

    1:26 The timing of the grunt and scream is perfect lmao 😭

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 2 місяці тому +5

    its funny cos in the comics hes always going out of his way to make sure they dont splatter on the pavement when he does that
    should be a mechanic here

    • @kroo702
      @kroo702 Місяць тому

      know im late but yeah in the spiderman games if you manage to hit them off the rooftop it forced spiderman to web them to the wall

  • @kafe9972
    @kafe9972 7 місяців тому +10

    Killer Croc:
    "Allow me to introduce myself"

  • @CrystallizedBlood1
    @CrystallizedBlood1 7 місяців тому +26

    You can canonically argue that he killed those dudes with the pitfall since the same fall killed Batman seconds later.

    • @Indigo_1001
      @Indigo_1001 7 місяців тому +3

      Not at all,
      But falling there is a “failed state” cause Batman can’t get out from there.
      Why do you people try so hard to insist that Batman kills when the game goes out of its way to not have that happen

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  7 місяців тому +4

      @@Indigo_1001 it's called a joke 🤦

    • @Indigo_1001
      @Indigo_1001 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Brotha_gamin
      The guy says “you can canonically argue”…

    • @CrystallizedBlood1
      @CrystallizedBlood1 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Indigo_1001 how can he not get out of he has a grappler. Not speaking from a gameplay perspective, but from a canonical perspective. If it were just failed for being stuck, he could grapple out... Unless he was dead. Also when it comes to the batmobile, shooting a tank cannon point blank at a dudes face will kill him. Idc if it's a non lethal round or if detective mode states that he's unconscious. That person would be dead.

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  7 місяців тому

      I'm talking about the video

  • @Gundalf_the_goofy
    @Gundalf_the_goofy 6 місяців тому +12

    3:24 [Insert spring sound effect here]

  • @fallvec1423
    @fallvec1423 2 місяці тому +4

    They not dead dead, they just in a deep coma that’s all

  • @Killer-wi1mr
    @Killer-wi1mr 2 місяці тому +4

    I rember that assassin that got violently killed by Bruce in Batman Begins when he threw a burning stick in a stock of explosive powder.

  • @redshot5403
    @redshot5403 2 місяці тому +4

    In Arkham city as you get into ra’s lair, I used the electric gun to launch an armored thug to the water, and he didn’t show up

    • @theneoreformationist
      @theneoreformationist 2 місяці тому +2

      I like watching the thug in the water with the scanner. It says he's just unconscious, but he's literally underwater, so even if he survived the fall, he's still drowning to death.

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 7 місяців тому +18

    If they died on the hospital operating table because of internal bleeding or some other complication, Batman doesn't count it as killing.

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  7 місяців тому +2

      But Batman caused those injuries so technically he did but true

    • @Indigo_1001
      @Indigo_1001 7 місяців тому

      By that dumb logic Batman should have died MULTIPLE types from cutscenes with all the shit he goes through.
      In Arkham Asylum *bane throws him through a brick wall and Batman gets up like nothing happen.
      Batman does a crazy beat down to penguin in Arkham city and penguin looks fine the very next scene.
      Why do you people expect 100% realism when it comes to the survivability of these random henchmen when the story confirms that none of them get killed

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 7 місяців тому

      @@Indigo_1001 Because the story is just winging it.

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 7 місяців тому

      @@Indigo_1001 Because by the time of Arkham Knight, they're stretching the idea of survivable. Batman was already dishing out life-threatening injuries in the first two games, but I'm sure running people over or blowing them up with tank cannons will kill them.

    • @Indigo_1001
      @Indigo_1001 7 місяців тому

      @@HolyknightVader999
      Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, this is a comic book world and every character just has crazy resistance towards taking damage.
      You can believe Batman moving in combat with super human speed AND glide like a feather defying all laws of physics, but henchmen surviving getting punched by Batman is too much to believe?

  • @Bowling4986
    @Bowling4986 5 місяців тому +6

    the entirety of any lego batman game:

  • @AbulHabul-vv9vp
    @AbulHabul-vv9vp 2 місяці тому +2

    Batman doesnt kill but criminals wish he did

    • @mattmc9812
      @mattmc9812 15 днів тому

      No but spending a year or two in intensive care is the best thing and in some ways worse. Being in constant pain and discomfort

  • @kk7324
    @kk7324 7 місяців тому +6

    Nah, they just went to sleep after fighting batman because they are tired.

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah they'd sleep permanently 🤣🤣

  • @noneedtoknow-yv2tu
    @noneedtoknow-yv2tu 2 місяці тому +1

    Batman doesn't kill you he just lets you meet the grim reaper sooner than you expected

  • @FMT_Player
    @FMT_Player Місяць тому

    I have no idea what conversation I was attempting to lead into at the time, but I once approached my older sibling by asking “So you know about how Batman doesn’t kill people right?” And they said “Yes but he BREAKS THEIR SPINES THEY’D BE BETTER OFF DEAD!”

  • @theneoreformationist
    @theneoreformationist 2 місяці тому

    My favorite is driving the batmobile into the water and jumping out, while the criminal is trapped in the back of the car :)

  • @thegamerlegoshi4320
    @thegamerlegoshi4320 Місяць тому

    2:13 That line fitted in so well

  • @mattmc9812
    @mattmc9812 8 місяців тому +8

    Well leaving them 1 point of health isnt technically killing

  • @Nobodyatall6022
    @Nobodyatall6022 2 місяці тому

    4:07 sent straight to the hospital

  • @sam-zk4wj
    @sam-zk4wj 6 місяців тому +2

    They wanted to go Heaven And Batman helped them.

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  6 місяців тому

      He's just nice like that 😁

  • @croaxer2390
    @croaxer2390 Місяць тому

    Little slight delays before transitioning into new scenes. First time I’ve ever watched a UA-cam video and seen mistakes in editing.

  • @Dinoman-mo7mt
    @Dinoman-mo7mt 2 місяці тому +1

    Shh, there sleeping.

  • @BRB-ck3jr
    @BRB-ck3jr 2 місяці тому

    If anyone wants a near-death experience (hopefully no one does), then find Batman

  • @DjDa_Gamer
    @DjDa_Gamer 2 місяці тому

    0:10 whoooaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh 😂😂😂👶🏻 👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻

  • @jamrock719
    @jamrock719 2 місяці тому

    🦇😒batman logic

  • @dylanzlol7293
    @dylanzlol7293 6 місяців тому

    Why are there salty comments in a video like this...?

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  6 місяців тому

      🤷‍♂️ IDK just some people take a joke too seriously

    • @Gundalf_the_goofy
      @Gundalf_the_goofy 6 місяців тому

      @@Brotha_gamin you said it

  • @Indigo_1001
    @Indigo_1001 7 місяців тому +1

    “Look Batman is killing those people”
    *first fucking example is Batman pulling them on water*
    You people are exhausting

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  7 місяців тому

      It's Also exhausting when people don't understand it's just a joke

    • @Indigo_1001
      @Indigo_1001 7 місяців тому

      @@Brotha_gamin
      Seems like half the comment section didn’t get it ether since they legitimately think these are examples of him killing people.
      Next time get better examples then Batman just dropping a thug on water as the very first clip.

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  7 місяців тому

      ​@@Indigo_1001I checked and most of them are jokes

    • @Indigo_1001
      @Indigo_1001 7 місяців тому

      @@Brotha_gamin
      You are legit upvoting comments of people legit saying “he killed people” and making dumb dishonest arguments about it.
      How can you lie like that.

    • @Brotha_gamin
      @Brotha_gamin  7 місяців тому

      @@Indigo_1001 most of them are JOKES do you know what that word means how about you look at them and the first clip isn't an example because there's no argument that he is killing people it's a joke and I felt like making a video that's all