10 Signs You're A Pathetic Beta Male
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
- Remember the good old days when MEN were MEN?? No longer. Nowadays, everyone's a wuss. Look out for these 10 warning signs that YOU are a pathetic beta male.
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Are you a beta male? Why?
I'm a beta male because I hold the door for women 😔
This could have been great.
I fought a Puma, but it was only a tie
I’m only a casual Chuck Norris fan
When I was a little kid, I caught a squirrel with my bare hands! Just snatched it by its tail right off of the post that it was perched upside down on.
I jumped into a fight where 3 dudes were kicking the shit out of 1 other guy. I knew he couldn't take all four of us.
lmfao
Is that a motherf* Jojo reference?
Full on Alpha man ! I would have been the 5th but that would've been too Alpha !
i knew where this was going, you are a true warrior.
Had to read it a couple times.
I went to a feminist convention and walked away with a sandwich and a freshly ironed shirt.
AND A MANPON AND SOME MANGINA OINTMENT
Bwahahahaha! You win the internet today!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You wear shirts?!? BETA!
Damm your good Witold but if they were Polish Gals you forgot your hot tea.
My man.
The manliest thing ive done would be after i lost my young wife to cancer. I stopped drinking so much with help from family. Tried to be the best dad i could be to my two young children. Miss u babe
#awesome #keeponkeepingon
You are a real man
respect
I was at a bar and this dude bumped into me causing me to spill my drink. After a severe a$$ kicking I felt kind of bad so I helped
him back into his wheelchair.
Bro 💀
Hahaha
😂😂😂
Twisted. I like it.
Been there, done that.
I named my son Sue, and sent him out in the world to make him tough, I know that someday he'll find me and demand revenge...that's why I carry a boot knife.
Folsom prison blues.
One day you will wake up and see that son Sue crawling up your leg and body like a deranged murderous chimp holding a hunting knife in his teeth , and it will be GLORIOUS . Amazing parent here . Make room for the best DAD ever here ..
Make up your mind. Is it Roy, Bill or Sue?
BOSS
ANYTHING BUT SUE
Being ex military, an later a civilian fire fighter till I became paralyzed. The manliest thing I have ever done is easy. Staying married for 27 years so far and raising all 6 of my children to adult hood with good morals and sense of respect and responsibility.
How the fuck do you afford 6 children.
military don't pay that much. I did ten years.
How do you afford 6 kids?
@@Cecilia-ky3uw it’s def been hard. I was very lucky first to had paid my house off 3 months before my injury so no rent or mortgage, Thankfully my wife was working to offset my disability after I got hurt but very little just to pay bills etc. nothing like prior.
Word to the wise though learn from my mistake . If you ever get hurt on the job stay on ur workman’s comp till they, the doctors release u. Don’t let your pride think you can do it and push yourself. I went back to work after 6 months with a failed back surgery trying to care for my kids and at time stay at home wife to working a few months till my legs gave out and since I was never released by my doctors and went bk to work I lost my workman’s comp I had no choice but to go in state disability with a major paycut.. so yeah learn from my mistake don’t let your pride get the better of u.
Thankyou for your service❤
People thought I was doing pushups, but I was actually pushing the world DOWN.
Chuck Norris!!
That's an old Chuck Norris joke but a good one nonetheless.
I don't shave my beard. I hammer the whiskers back in with a rock and bite 'em off from the inside.
@@Amcor09 one's a throw a ball so hard in space it trund into a gaint rock planet now it's called the moon
😂😂
The manliest thing I've ever done was marry a beautiful Christian gal, started a family of 4 beautiful children, and worked hard to be their sole provider so that my wife can invest her life into our kids.
Nice. Makes my comment look lame.
Your wife's boyfriend is proud of you and approves this comment.
God bless your marriage and family, brother!
ALPHA
wonderful :) having 4 kids rocks. blessings to your family
My mom passed away a few years ago at the age of 94. She was cremated and her remains were placed in an urn. At the end of her graveside service, I asked the funeral director what the procedure was for the actual burial, and he said his staff would take care of it after everyone left. In that moment, I decided that if she brought me into this world, raised me right, and took care of me, then the least I could do was be the one to lay her in her eternal resting place as she left this world. So, I found a shovel nearby and actually buried my mother. It was ultimately the most complete closure that a son could have for a wonderful Godly woman.
I served in Mogadishu, Somalia in 1993 during the Blackhawk Down battle, and came home safe. Praise God!
B A S E D times a GAZILLION . . Thank-you for your service bro . Very cool . Bet you've got some great stories .
Not a Beta!! Thank you for your service ♥️
I prefer my coffee black, and my tea in the harbor. 😎🙏👊🇺🇲🙏
"Skinnies"
Lol
@@hansblitz7770 You got that right! ♠️
I once stepped on a lego piece bare foot and didn't make a single noise from my mouth
I fart sometimes when I step on legos, too.
Now that’s impressive… and I’ve given birth four times without pain relief!
Fathered seven children with the only woman I’ve ever been with, my wife of 37+ years.
I changed my companies face mask policy through a petition, defiance, and pure confrontation. There is no mandatory face mask policy here anymore.
It starts with a simple step. Congrats.
I did the same thing with Toilet paper. Ain't no toilet paper here anymore.
Based.
Getting sick isn't manly. BETA!!!!
Nice one bro good job
When I was in the Border Patrol I accidently walked 3 feet from a mountain lion who growled at me, so I growled back (while pointing my UMP at him and tactically peeing myself to increase my leg speed). We stared and growled at eachother for about 2 minutes then slowly, mutually retreated. True story. Not kidding.
Smart! That tactical pee probably decreased his appetite. What mountain lion wants to eat a human leg that smells like piss? Excellent manly strategy!
thats the biggest bullshit i have ever read
I've seen housecats fight and argue and I often wonder if I could avoid a fight with a mountain lion by using techniques I've seen with my own cats. For example, anytime two are growling at each other if one turns and runs the other chases, so I wouldn't do that. Also they fluff their tails and srand sideways to appear larger so I would pull the bottom of my shirt away from my body to appear larger... Etc...
Been married for almost 10 years in a culture that loves divorce. It’s been tough at times but worth it!
my husband was mowing the lawn. He cried out (in a very manly way) and ran around the back yard in circles while stripping down to his very manly boxers and steel toed work boots. Apparently, fire ants don’t like to be mowed.
that happened to me once in texas but the ants couldn't get through my boots, thankfully, or I might have cried
There’s no manly way to run, just take the pain.
real manly men wear tighty whities with their name written on the waistband
Speaking from experience...fire ants are bastards. They don't like you getting drunk and puking on their hill. Then tripping and passing out a couple feet away. Still have the scars on my body to prove it. They fucked me up.
That happened to my dad, but with a wasp nest underground. My mom who was pregnant with me thought he could somehow hear the music she was playing and was dancing to it.
I sat next to my son while he mean texted a Chinese businessman and threatened him unless he gave us $5M, he told him we would hold a grudge and tell everyone what a crook he was. Yep, got the money, spread it around 20 fake companies then didn't pay any taxes on it. Ka-ching!
😂😂 Mr. President?
No joke, not hyperbole.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hunter!!¡
Dude... it DOESN'T count as manly when all you're doing is following the orders written by your Chinese friends, who'd bought your allegiance to them off of Burisma in Ukraine. That pretty much makes you a pansy gopher boy, a far cry from a manly man. And having a physically grown son with a squeaky little voice still living with... that's not acceptable in the men's club either. Not many places left for you, but I hear Al-Anon might accept someone like you... good luck.
Joined the Army at 17, attended Flight School at 19, years later I became a Black Hawk Flight Instructor and Evaluator, served 21 years with 5 combat tours. After retiring, and having honed my combat skills to knifepoint, I dumped a cheating wife, then was hired by a Defense Contractor and flew another tour. When that was done I flew civilian EMS Helicopters all over the country. Took lives, then saved lives, and now I’m enjoying a peaceful life with no regrets.
Too good to be true
I married young, raised 3 children, worked through some tough times, and remained married to the same women for 43 years.
Being married to several of the same women for 43 years must tough
@@danlawson3782 Not really. I've been married for decades as well. I long ago assured my wife I would never stray. She asked me how I could be so sure. I replied, "Why on earth would I want more than one woman telling me I'm wrong all the time?"
One time, somebody around me sneezed, I said, "bless you," they said "thank you," but I did NOT say "you're welcome." You want to be welcomed? What's next, a participation trophy?
I always say, “God bless us.” After all, the sneezer is exposing the rest of us to his germs.
@@ricksonora6656 You are being blessed with disease immunity.
@@yarnicles4616exactly. I invite every to sneeze in my food to built up my immunity.
@@anneshirley9560 I never have taken a single vaccine, and it seems it works. Everyone sneeze in random directions, so we can be immune to every form of the common cold! This will totally work!
Dude, you are taking it next level.
The manliest thing I've ever done, and continue to do, is being a father to my lovely daughter.
Worked hard, succeeded and had 3 successful careers. Took care of my family, honored my parents and love Jesus.
Amen, brother!
Good lad! We need more people like you
We have a Beta in the comment section. But, you are a good man ! You get a pass.
@@davidbrown8310 how is that a beta?
@@baileymackay7737 sarcasm... everyone is telling tall stories and he is telling a true one. Oye
I think the manliest thing I've done was stand up against my drunk dad and protected my mother from being abused.
Wow...
There should be a way to give multiple up-votes!
I felt like adding to that story so that it may become a cause of witnessing Christ for people who see this comment. It happened when I was 22 and our family was wrecked. We didn't speak for 7 years, had lots of anger bottled up towards him. Later at 26, I encountered our blessed Lord Jesus and he kept working on me. Two years ago I got the grace to forgive my dad and this year our family reunited right at the verge of my parents getting divorced. All because of Jesus and following and believing his word and promises. It wasn't easy, but a cross I carry for His glory.
Reminder: this was a comedy vid
That's beta and violent. Stopping violent criminals is bad violence.
Only attack people who say something against the government.
As a widowed, 30 y.o. Mom, i realized after my sweetheart husband was killed, that i could never, ever, fill that empty place with anyone or anything. Dads, Christian Dad's, are irreplaceable. Think about that guys.
The manliest thing I have even done was buy a VHS. Those Beta guys are so 1970's and 80's.
Real men use DVD players because screw rewinding 🔥 #efficiency
You win this one
BetaMax had higher resolution, less noise, superior video quality. But yeah, I'd rather be an alpha male with an inferior VHS.
I don't watch shit, i just watch my woman dance on me 🤌
My VHS player still works.
True story! We were leaving a restaurant and I opened the car door for my wife of 40 years. There was a couple who had pulled up in a parking spot near us. The woman in the car noticed what I did. The man, who had gotten out of the car and was walking up to the restaurant, turned to look back at the woman - who was still sitting in the car. She looked at him and pointed at the car door. The look he gave me was priceless! The wife and I laugh almost every time we pass that restaurant.
Did not appreciate that dude. You made me look really bad that day. 😂
@michaelbelnap4099 you don't need him to make you look bad😂
Why do men need to open the door for women? Why don't women open it for men? Everyone is fully able to open a door. I don't understand.
@@nekemli2622equality
@@nekemli2622 Women are strong and equal to men in absolutely every way, but must NEVER be made to prove it because... because shut up, that's why.
I became religious at 20 and moved to Israel to follow Gd's will (I'm Jewish), learned Hebrew, got married, had four kids. That's not just Alpha, that's Aleph.
I once considered being a male nurse because the cost for the surgery to be a female nurse was too expensive. Lol
@AnthonyPeterson Wow, so brave!
😂
Gamma male energy smh
What is a nurse?
No surgery can make you a female, so you're saving money.
I've done this feat more than once, but I have safely driven a van full of kids to youth camp and back.
Oh, the humanity!
your raw power is unmatched
And nothing happened to you ?
Manliest thing I’ve ever done: come home to my wife and kids consistently for over 25 years…and will continue to do so, Lord willing.
No matter how much they beg me not to…lol.
😂😂😂
Stop bragging
Manliest thing I’ve done is develop control of my temper and realize losing control isn’t strength, it’s weakness.
Awesome, bro
Is tv remote that important to you?
Beta…😂 Real men just thrash bro.
But jokes aside, that’s great. It took Jesus to fix me and I’m still a work in progress.
Me too. Jail sucks. Don't want to go there.
I agree but this is too serious for the BB
the manliest thing I've ever done is watch this video
@@G3ngh1sKh4nthree times, thank you very much!
These comments .... GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i had a very young female dance student come up to me and told me she did not like how i was treating the boys. She said i was very rude. So i looked the boys and told them, 'hey guys, you look very ugly today'. They all said THANK YOU! and laughed!. Gotta have thick skin to be a man, i told her.
The manliest thing I've ever done was to give my life to Christ, love my wife of 30 years and raise 7 children.
Now *that* is a real man.
You're doing it right...bro...
Wingman here, Jesus has had hold of me for 49 years, and loved my wife for 39 of those, until she passed last year.
@@pianomaly9 :(
Real men love jesus
I saved some old people from a nursing home fire by carrying them on my back and jumping out of a 2 story window while barefoot. I went back in and rescued their dogs.. as I was leaving I pushed a fridge down some stairs and surfed to safety.
Dude, I'm in the hospital now, because I was hiding in the fridge from said fire
@@G3ngh1sKh4n I had shoes but they melted walking on the fire.
I started that fire by banging two rocks together....
Your lucky they had an upstairs kitchen Camp. Too bad about Micahm thou.
The fridge splilled open, leaving a trail of budlight.
Manliest thing Ive ever done, kicked the cheat out of 'my' house, and made her pay for all the 'Div' proceedings. (sadly the kids have to suffer).
Manliest things I've ever done - marry my wife promising to her and to God that I wold honor that covenant my entire life. After that we started having children and I work to be a good father to them.
Keep at it, man! ✝
" No open marriage ? HAH .. No key parties .. ? No BULL for your wifey ...? DO YOU HATE BLACKS OR SOMETHIN , BRO?! ...IS THAT EVEN A MARRIAGE , BRO ?! "
Something a gen z'er would likely say ... shudder to think .
@@SabbaticusRex as a gen z'er I agree
👍
Now that's the difference between a male and a man.
Wish there were more men like you.
I kept a neighbor from potentially killing himself while we was a break down and saying wanted to die. All I did was listen to him about his troubles. They were of a financial nature, I simply listened to his troubles and reassured him that such things are only temporary. I told to keep his nose to the grindstone and eventually things will get better. He lightened up a bit. Before we knew it, we were laughing and joking about stressful hardships we'd endured. All he needed was someone to listen and give a little encouragement. I see him now and then. He always makes a point to wave or greet me. Before that situation we had never spoken before. He's still alive. His kids still have their father.
The manliest think I ever did was not breaking rule 10 after reading this.
Awesome. Hope you billed him for your time as a counselor after listening to all of that.
This is beautiful❤
Most people want to be heard. Listening is a great gift.
Your neighbour is a beta male tho
I went into one store using another store’s recyclable bags with their logo on it to carry my items. Real men don’t mind the controversy and the confrontation.
I once ate a bowl of nails for breakfast…without any milk.
You sir are tough. Definitely not a weenie.
I once ate a cow whole whilst it was still alive. I then posed like hulk hogan with my pythons
!!!
Sorry but the milk is wat makes u an alpha
Was it your mom's toe nails?
The manliest thing I’ve ever done is father 5 children and make sure there’s a roof over their heads.
and a garden shed for your wife (in case she needs a roof over her head)?
That was my husband too
Stop
I just had cortisone shots in both knees at the same time, without a whimper. Then I walked out under my own power, feeling my knees working properly for the first time in months.
the other day my wife and I was at a Mexican Restaurant and after we prayed for our food, the copple next to us thanked us for praying in public and had never seen that before. It takes a men (and Woman) to do this.
I have had that happen to me many times. It’s crazy.
I make a point of doing that openly - to encourage others not to be ashamed to show their faith.
Someone sneezed around me and I told them to "shut up!"!
THEN SLAP EM...CATOOSHH
B A S E D Department , I'd like to report a KING .
You want a blessing? EARN IT BRO!!!
Stop your heart for real or quit playin!
Based on these well thought out rules of manliness, I’d hate to think of what that makes a guy who kisses a girl who’d previously kissed a dog.
That means you kissed a dog. Which is fine. As long as it wasn't a cat.
I had 3 toes broken and my big toe smashed to pulp at work due to a disabled "safe and stop" button/switches. My boss looked at my messed up foot as I pulled it out of my boot and said, "Dam, thats bad. You gonna be able to work tonight." I said yeah, I got a wife and kid." I went to work that night. It was hell. No one cared, no one told me I was "stunning and brave". No one said I shouldve gotta a lawyer. Life went on.
Getting bent over is about as manly as it gets right 😂
@@moosings2048 ???
You're right, the only time I've ever cried was when she said, " Honor him", as they carried his lifeless body away. 😪 Are you not entertained???
I got something in my eyes when I watched that scene , it was super weird my eyes were leaking and stuff . Great scene bro
For me, Field of Dreams...."Hey Dad, do you want to have a catch?" Gets me every damn time.
I cried at every movie he listed and knew what scene he was talking about.
I cried when Commodus died, he looked so vexed...
I teared up at the end of Terminator 2 when that heroic robot gave that little boy a thumbs up!
The manliest thing that I have ever done is being a good father…
Walking out of the courthouse just after getting married I turned to my wife and said: "Can we do something I want to do now?"
😂😂😂
Manliest thing ever - I abandoned my kids at the junkyard. Now i know they'll grow up junkyard tough 💪
Word
I thought I was the only one who did that. Junkyards sure are cheaper than abortion. 😐
Not enough men like you around . Congratulations bro - those kids if they don't die like- _IMMEDIATLY_ of Tetnis will grow up super DUPER strong , bro !
My U.S. Marine Corp Father put a whooping on me once that would probably break a slave. I never in my life thought I would thank him for it. I do now. If I knew how much good that beating did me, I probably would have told him to go at it again. Semper Fi Dad!!!! I Love you!
😂😂😂
Manliest thing ive ever done: not take drugs, nor drink Bud Light, nor shop at Target.
Ah, but have you enjoy-joy'd a REAL beer like Samuel Smith oatmeal stout or Golden Pheasant pilsner?
One time I had a huge splinter in my finger and only cried about it for 5 whole minutes. That takes a real man.
I'm positive it was not a mesquite thorn.
Ever get that splinter removed? 😂
@@DianaJG8 it took a year , but it finally festered, and pushed itself out 😭
@@smashthereds414 - OMG! 🤢 That's torture!!
@@DianaJG8 if you're ever in Arizona watch them mesquite thorns, the woods great to cook with .
Had a blood blister under my thumbnail. Took a 1/8 drill, put it in the cordless drill, and drilled thru my nail to release the blood. The pain and throbbing stopped soon after doing this.
Man, that's smart.
Yer not wrong…!
thats what happens when you pass out.😁
@@allanpulp5120😂🤣😂
My dad used to really do this. He did it to me, too, and I'm a girl. I asked him to, and it 100% relieved the pain.
I just have to say the comments are all hilarious! I can't stop laughing. The BB video was really funny and these comments (I realize some are sincere & spiritual which is appreciated) are even funnier. LOVE the BB and it's satire!
The manliest thing I have done was changing my grandson’s diaper today. Didn’t hold my breath.
I am a MOM who never changed a diaper while breathing, not an alpha thing, just a touchy gag reflex.
I took out my own appendix with a broken beer bottle with no anesthesia and still went to a NY Rangers hockey game that night where I got hit with a puck and lost two teeth but still wolfed down 6 hotdogs and 10 beers
...and drove home ..at night ...with your eyes closed. I am impressed. ...
you went to watch the Rangers? That's a pretty tough thing to do
You didn't use a bud light bear, beer*, bottle.
@@thatsjustmytake Yeah, if it was a bud light bottle, then that is practically a trans surgery. You may be trans now.
@@thatsjustmytake a bear bottle sounds like overkill.
My husband, who's actually shorter than me, can easily lift me off the ground, and I'm NOT going to easily divulge WHY that's manly (FINE! I WEIGH 20 LBS PLUS MORE THAN HIM). He also helps people out all the time with moves and other heavy hard thing even though he's had a back injury, a couple of permanent dislocated joints (so do it), a genetic coronary artery disease (he's skinny because he can't eat any saturated fat), is an eye melanoma cancer survivor, and is over 60. He took care of me on several occasions when I was badly injured or so sick I couldn't stand. He also is the ultimate backwoods guy, kind of disappointed I don't want to canoe through and camp around the humid mosquito infested waterways of MN. I'm from WI, I've had enough of being out weekends or for a week on end in mosquito and tick infested woods. He can carry a whole dresser by himself still and builds all kinds of things for me and works outdoors when he's not working a job even though he's a PhD chemist (fellas don't think girls don't like nerds, we're not stupid, we know nice nerds earn more money than clod headed guys and are less likely to spend time away from family or mess around with bad stuff, we just don't like riot happy, revoluntary soy boys that get coddled by government and media). My son can make a basketball shot while standing backwards, can run easily over mile (probably could run with cheetahs for all I know), and can also move things ny himself. Now just have to convince him that becoming a surges roaming sinful sort of guy is not godly...
Manliest thing I've done: I showed extreme amounts of pain tolerance when putting hand sanitizer on a papercut.
Looool heck yeah!!
That's so manly! Paper cuts hurt...
I commend you, soldier
Too funny 🤣
As a young man, when I would sleep I would toss and turn and although I went to bed with my head on a pillow by the headboard of my bed, I'd wake up sleeping sideways or my head on the opposite end at the footboard of my bed. The manliest thing I ever did was have a son and take a nap with my toddler burrowed into my chest, my arm around him almost protecting him....and I didn't move one damn inch from that position I was in. Even as I slept, my subconscious new my baby boy was laying there next to me and to not rollover. Yeah, I'm a former combat veteran, been on multiple combat deployments but to me, protecting my son was manlier than jumping out of a plane or getting into a firefight.
Lol…how did you become a former combat vet?
Thank you for your service.
I’m such a man I know one day I’m going to have to push out a human being from my body to the point I’m gonna tear myself open and leave a mess of blood membranes and fluids all over a hospital bed while simultaneously yelling louder than I ever have before. Not only do I know this will most likely be my fate but I welcome it and congratulate others on accomplishing this…… wait a minute…. I’m not a man, oops. I think that’s still pretty dumb though. Imagine WANTING to be in that much pain. Pffftt
I sat down with my 4yr old daughter and played “Tea” with her and her teddy bears wearing the hairbow she insisted I wear.
Real men love their kids…..
Hint: my wife REALLY thanked me for weeks!
Been there. Ate her baloney & cabbage scrambled egg tacos, after she put makeup on my face, too.
she..."REALLY" thanked you for weeks...I feel like you're alluding to...something...💀
At the birth of our first son, I let my wife squeeze my hand during her labor pains. Even though I almost lost 3 fingers and was blamed multiple times for her pain, she now thinks that was a great manly thing for me to show my love to her. (I still have no feeling in my left hand).
😂😂😂
True story: when i was in elementry school, the teacher had me at the front of the class at her desk as she was talking to me...and as she was talking to me, i stopped paying attention and looked at her stapler that was right infront of me, and the moment i wondered what it would be like to staple my finger, i impulsively put my finger under the stapler and smashed down on it as hard as i could with my other hand....to this day iv still never seen someones face completely drain all of its blood as fast as hers did as she justs gapped her mouth open and closed in horror at what i just did lol...and because i knew all the kids where watching i made sure not to shed even one tear and instead acted like it was all cooool and fine!!!
I read 3 Jane Austen novels in a row while drinking Bud Light, but that was before the boycott.
About time we started boycotting Jane Austen.
That sounds like a test. If you can do all that and not start Transitioning, you pass.
Jane Austen is actually a very good rose stylist who takes sarcasm to a surgical level of precision
If you cried at any point watching passion of the Christ, not only are you a man but a man of God.
crucifixion porn isn't really my thing...i tried, but just couldn't get to full release watching bdsm thinly masquerading as creepy fanfiction
That was way more than Iggy Pop ever bled
I’ve suppressed every feeling I’ve ever had except my deep love for fracking.
You seriously underestimate the viscious retribution a man can face for failing to pet a cat which is demanding to be petted.
Damn right. Mine bites my face when I’m sleeping.
@@sarahhale-pearson533 My cat bites me on the beard. Which she can do, because I have an epic beard.
Alpha males don't care. Remember the part about pain tolerance and stabbing?
I speak fluent cat. There's been times I've visited someone and their cat meows at me, I go to pet it, and the person is like "Don't try to touch him!" And I'm like, "You don't understand your own cat? He just said, 'You, stranger in my home, make yourself useful and pet me.'"
Mine steals my keys and hides them😂
The most alpha thing I ever did was watch my wife give birth 3 times and lost hours of sleep during her contractions. It was tough.
The most alpha thing I ever did was get Steve's wife pregnant 3 times and then slept like a baby (that he was raising).
Brah, same!
Testify
Truth
Miracle?
It was a miracle I stayed in there!
Twice, the 1st time twins. How they nabbed me the 2nd time is beyond belief!
THE NURSES LIED & COERCED ME!
I'd rather boil water
Fetch 'em some towels
'COZ IT"S MESSY!
"WTF AM I WITNESSING HERE?!"
I'm still scarred
👍🤣 You made me LOL!
For me, four times.
Manliest thing I've ever done: Crashed my Corvette at Circuit Of The Americas driving 135 mph in the rain, took an ambulance ride to the hospital for a CAT scan, got a cab ride back to the race track, loaded my wrecked car onto the trailer, hopped into my diesel pickup with 500 hp and started the 1500 mile drive back to Michigan.
I opened the car door for my ex-wife. She said the hatch isn't a door.
Manliest thing I ever did: I watched this video without worrying, cause I know I'm alpha AF.
If the AF stands for Air Force I got to tell you you're barely an alpha
I watched this video knowing it was indoctrinated info of the progressive democrats
Me? I enjoy my one night stands and claim that's not my child, i ended up being right. Because the test results show I'm not the father. The crowd goes wild. I walk away free from the one night stand.
If the manliest thing you've done is watch a video, that's beta.
My wife wanted daughters, and I gave her three sons 🔥
And they were all different color too!
@@G3ngh1sKh4n all three of them were pulled out of the womb by their chest hair!
Do you feel all that not worrying about a girl you are doing?😂
PURE B A S E D . Your seed is too powerful , you should be in a fricken CAGE .
@@TJCID22 my first-born came out red because it was hot in there!
My second son was born a brownish color because he was chewing Levi Garrett and missed the spittoon before he came out!
(He was a baby, give him some slack)
My third son we thought was black, but that was his leather jacket!
The best thing i have done is be the best friend of an elderly lady next door for 3 years, her name was Phyllis, she had been married longer than i have been alive, and rapidly died of many cancers aged 91.
Raising my three children to honour their creator, Jesus, and their parents. Manliest part was to become a better husband to my wife.
You're no potato head. Jesus helped me be a better husband during my 39 years of marriage, especially seeing my wife nearly daily in the nursing home she was in for the last 9 1/2 years of her life and dealing with the sometimes slack staff.
Amen to that sir! *Joshua **24:15* and *Proverbs 22:6* are two of my favorite verses for parenting life, and *Proverbs 12:4* is one of my favorite verses for being a wife. I pray very frequently that I will be that crown daily….and since I started adding that into my prayer life, the renaissance in my marriage is breathtaking! 👑🙏🥰✝️
real men have 40 wives and 400 sides
The internet is full of Jesus idiots. I don't know if many know this but you can be a good person without space Jesus
A real man and woman protect others kids from pedo's
Most manly thing I do is watch my wife do yard work while i enjoy a cold beer on the porch... and then tell her she missed a spot when shes done
"put another log on the fire, cook me some bacon and some beans..."
That is absolutely the most masculine thing a man can do. Kudos to you, good sir.
Do you still have your teeth? 🤣
@@oldbroad7672most of them... 😂
@@Honest_Grifteryou do it for the spankings.....spank you very much
When I was about 5, one of the neighborhood girls said she would kiss whichever of us boys would jump off the roof of an abandoned factory near a field where we all used to play. No one would do it…but I climbed up a tree next to the building, got on the roof and jumped. I got my kiss. I don’t remember her name.
I've pulled a man and woman out of an overturned wrecked car and then crawled inside to help the backseat passenger. She had her head down and was seemingly unconscious. I held her up, but it was too late. She was late 80 or early 90s. Afterwards I went to the gym. True story.
I wrestled a bear after my ex-wife had a dream about me not saving her from being eaten by one.
Unfortunately it ripped and the stuffing went everywhere causing my daughter to get upset for killing her 🧸
i don't find a job, the job found me, My parents are not proud of me, I am proud of my parents.
When William Wallace yelled out "Freedom" before being killed I teared up but my alpha manliness kept it to just one eye.
Haha this was great. My wife's boyfriend really loved it.
😆 Beta!
Friend's wife's boyfriend ended up with seven bullets in him back in '76. For real.
@@pianomaly9 Based friend. Is the wife dead too? She should be.
That’s pretty cuck’d up for sure.
@@lilben4184 I checked and think she's still alive. Hubby (triggerman) went to prison and she started doing my best friend as soon as hubby was locked up. Mattress Queen of Pomona, Ca.
2:13-The most manliest things I did was:
•I refused to laugh at my male peers’ misogynistic jokes/sexual objectification of women/etc. and spoke out loudly against misogynistic behavior when it occurred
•I spoke to a trusted adult when I was getting bullied, rather than getting intimidated by the bully into staying silent
Hey, I like cats! I did make the mistake of letting my children name them though: so I'm stuck with Feeflak and Mr Cuddly ... don't ever do that.
Mr Cuddly? Too much male competition for you in the house.
I like to name all my cats after Greek philosophers. Then watch nature do her work.
The thing that really made have to fight not to cry was when I transitioned from a recruit to a US Navy sailor. The amount of pride I felt in that moment was just about too much to contain.
I'd say that might make the cut......but you chose the Navy....
There's a reason you used the term "transitioned."
I almost cried when I got my crow..... Almost.😅
I've heard sailors are basically a pride parade and often break out into song and dance.
As my WWII Navy vet Dad would say, "That's a seaman, not a sailor!"
Raising my son to be a manly man. Nothing beats that.
I spent five years in the army and 26 years with the CIA but I think getting married was the most alpha thing I ever did.
Now THAT takes balls.
Ahhh marriage. Also known as the Kobayashi maru.
You’re more Deniro than a Deniro character!
Fair play bro. Taking one for the team 💪🏻
The CIA is for gammas.
I saw this young woman walking alone at night and decided to do the right thing by following her and keeping her safe. After awile of nervously glancing back at me (not sure why) she took off in a full sprint.
We ran for quite awile until we got to her house where she ran in and slammed the door. Naturally I patrolled the perimiter of the house, making sure the windows and doors were locked up tight. Dont want any weirdos getting in. Am I right?
Few minutes later I could hear sirens and decided to take off, knowing she would be safe with police around.
She was sure lucky to have an alpha male like me around 👍
The "manliest" thing I have ever done was noticing that my walking path to catch my train was blocked by construction, and walking around would mean missing my train, then deciding to walk head on with my suitcase and backpack into oncoming traffic in order to continue on my planned route.
For us older men the only movie we were allowed to cry at the end for was "Old Yeller".
My first and only "sobbing uncontrollably" movie! I still remember the snots 70 years later.
How about the original Disney movie The Incredible Journey? Or Brian's Song?
I think they showed it to us in 4th grade just to make us cry.
I cried when I thought Pinocchio had drowned. But I was like 6 years old and didn't know all the rules yet.
Where The Red Fern Grows and The Champ are also allowed.
one time I spoke out against drag queens... In San Fran... without a mask
That just shows you're human.
oh damn!
While standing in a puddle of human excrement with waves of weed smoke wafting all over you ...
Manliest things: 1. staying sober so I can mentor addicts even though I never had a drinking problem
2. Praying for people in need or in crisis
3. Benching 325
4. squatting 750
5. working a 23 hour shift of carpentry
6. Davidic Praise Dance at Synagogue
7. almost never separating my laundry
Manliest thing I've done is pet my cat and not care what others think.. He's a handsome manly cat not a beta kitty lol
Seeth and cope beta
Jk
REAL MEN aren't afraid to pet the pussy . cat . =>
"I hate people who hate cats" - The main character in the movie Ffolks.😁
Cat's are great pets for betas who can't get a woman. You feed them, pay for all their things and all they do is ignore you or judge you...hence the name...pussy cat. But, yes...my cat is a handsome manly cat as well.
@@observerofallx2 At least your cat had skills. I watched a mouse run right in front of my cat and he turned up his nose. Useless, but he is a handsome manly cat.
Manliest thing I've ever done: named my goldfish Sue and then released him into the ocean. He'll either grow up tough or die.
I ate two goldfish at my daughter’s birthday party as a reward for getting straight A’s.
@@ricksonora6656 I believe it
Watch out. One day that goldfish is going to come back and fight you. He'll pull a gun on you, as well!
Goldfish are freshwater
@@moosings2048 ...... Only Betas are nerdy
I'm a retired Commerial Saturation Diver (officially the hardest job) , then got my engineering degree in Artificial Intelligence and Robotics and now I get to play with million ++ (++...) underwater robots... and I ski a lot!
When we were teenagers, a bunch of guys went to watch Terminator 2 - one of the dudes cried at the end and we all gave him shit mercilessly. He even said he wasn't crying and just had something in his eye - that was the icing on the cake 😆
He had something in his eye alright...it's c*m...lol
A guy who prays, while women around are loudly venting how bad men are. He gets my vote!
I put a 4" lift and 22" mud tires on my Prius. Let my balls of steel hang from my tow hitch. I still have my Clean Air vehicle stickers on too!!!
I took an arrow to the knee and still managed to cleaned my two cats' litter box. Also, I wanted to tear up when Celie and Nettie were reunited in "The Color Purple," but my alpha maleness forbade it.
WHOA!! 😮
Dude. You have cats? Beta!
In Starship Troopers When Johnny Rico loses his parents in Buenos Aires to a big bug meteor it makes me cry every time.
You actually watched Purple....
@@hansblitz7770 I cry when I think it took him so long to tag Dizzy
The manliest things I've done....
Kissed a girl with my eyes open.
Walked past a kitty and didn't give him forehead kisses.
Returned the grocery cart into the corral.