Every Single High School Sketch - Key & Peele
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- School is back in session with temperamental substitute teachers, self-aware schoolbullies, and a lesson about consequences.
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"88 concussions, one for each key" OMG this always kills me xD
CONSEQUENCEEEEES!.
The pitch just goes up
Consecutive consequences 🤣
😂 perfect rhyme
1:34
“A piano fell on my head, I had 88 concussions, one for each key” 😂
"Mischievous and deceitful. Chicanerous and deplorable." Gets me every time, lol
Jackie Childs
9:41
Jackie Childs / Johnny Cochran
Insubordinate..
@@edward0383
...and churlish!
I laughed so hard when he says consequences everytime 😂
Whoever came up with "O Shag Hennessy" for O'Shaughnessy is brilliant! 🤣🤣
That’s an Irish name right?
@@ChadKakashi dunno
I wanted to see what Principal O Shag looked like😂😂
I found Balake more funnier
@@ChadKakashi yeah that's a pretty Irish name.
Love the substitute teacher getting all the names wrong. These guys are hilarious. Also ❤️ the Church ladies. 😆 🤣 😂.
“Ain’t none of y’all old enough to go to the damn club” 😂😂😭😭
No comments let me fix this
@@trendinglife69fr
Substitute teacher is not one of the most but the funniest sketch I've ever seen in my entire life anywhere, still die of laughing every time i rewatch it.
DO YOU HAVE A STARGATE IN YOUR BEDROOM?!
The people that acted as the students really did well 🤣🤣🤣
amost roke lol
Lol they did. Definitely D-Nice
I was just going to post that. Excellent acting of these young folks.. Aaron was particularly good.
@@isabellegiorgis2975 A-aron
they are called extras. they are actors
jordan's acting is incredible. whatever he's doing he's amazing every time.
I love how Timothy says pre-sent😂
You mean Tee-Mothy 🤣🤣🤣
and is the only dismissed. To pick up his daughter.
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 fucking seriously?
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 man stfu
@@Killuminati-gx1id he been spamming the whole comment column
“coming reluctantly “😂😂😭. jordan is hilarious bro
Key and Peele are masters at facial expressions without going over board with it. Brilliant!!!
Fake announcement and Timothy picking up his daughter got me well😂😁
Man the acting is pretty incredible in these especially in the bully one and how he reveals why he’s a bully. Deep stuff!
because the dude directing is a legit director with more than one oscar nominations for best picture and best director
Very deep
My fave sketch “give me some of that” 👋
@@mrcobblepot1116 Jordan didn't direct Key and Peele
@@commaJim news to me lol
"then i got sucked into a wormhole" 😂
ConsequenCES
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The 1st one is when a GTA character explains what his past was like.
Boop
Good news about Jesus Christ! When you first come to him, He completely erases/ forgives your past! You will not be punished for anything bad that you’ve done! Here’s how!
(2 Corinthians 5:17)- “If anyone is in Christ, He is a new creation: The old has gone, and the new has come!
(Explanation of the Bible verse above):
Whenever a person decides to turn their lives to God (and start living by the Bible), they will NOT be punished or penalized for any of their past sins before coming to God. Yes, a clean slate! Or A clean record!
This is what Christians mean when they say they’ve been “reborn” or “born again.” (To have their past erased completely and forgiven!)- a chance at redemption to start their lives fresh.
(So for example), if a prison inmate decides to confess to his wrong doings, and ask Jesus Christ for forgiveness, Jesus is more than generous enough to forgive him and erase his past completely and give that man a fresh start at life! Yes, A chance at redemption to turn his life around and do the right things this time around.
This is what Christians call a “repentance.”
“A True Repentance”, (in a biblical sense), is when a person feels guilty, or remorseful or sorry for what they did in their past, so they confess and ask God for forgiveness, and then follow through with turning away from those things which they are sorry for. It’s a complete life turn around. Basically the act of becoming a better person!
(Acts 3:19)- “Now repent of your sins and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped away.”
(Proverbs 28:13)- “Whoever conceals his sins will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy.
Version 14.0
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 bad news bout Jesus Christ… He never existed
@@TyBeTroLLing lmao 🤣 😂
That's funny!
09:00 " I'm sorry sweetheart you are not in the Chest club , mosquito's bite club maybe " 🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
Ohhhh I am so slow 🤣🤣😂 I have seen so many times and I just got it 🤦🏽♀️😂🤣
I dont get the mosquito bite joke 😂😂
@@STORMTROOPER-98 the girl was talking about the chess club but he thought she said chest club and because she got small boobs he compare her to a mosquitos bite which is a metaphore for small chest (Sorry for my english it's lil bit rusty i hope u get the joke 😂I'm arab by the way)
I didn't catch that lmao thank you
@@STORMTROOPER-98 It's about her breast size, musquito bites is a childish way to describe breasts that haven't gone through puberty yet.b
'Hypotenuse' straight up fucks with my emotions. It hits you hard, right in the feels, but makes you laugh at the same time. ugh, that feeling would be so freaking terrible. almost too real. lol
It always reminds me of that episode of South Park when Cartman steals Jimmys joke on "Do you eat Fishsticks... What are you a gay fish". And everyone gets it and thinks its hilarious except for Kenye West.
It happened to me frequently. I wasn't a popular kid at high school but I was witty in my sarcastic introverted jokes. A couple of classmates, semi-friends always repeated the jokes I said out loud to make the whole room laugh. I didn't care that much but it was pretty annoying. The only humour they were able to do was making fun at other kids.
That's what makes it so great it feels so real!
@@anthonygordon9483 When Gabriel Iglesias walked in, it reminded me of the South Park episode where Cartman makes Scott Tenorman eat his own parents and Radiohead shows up while he's crying and they just start making fun of him.
@@carl_anderson9315 This also happened to me. I would not be at all surprised to find out it's autobiographical.
9:49 “FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT” 😭😭😭
Consequences😭💥💯👾💪🏾 gold everytime
All I can say is 'wow'...just 'wow'. The bullying skit makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time. It's so on point. A bully is getting beaten up at home and he brings that anger to school.
Depends on the person doing the bullying
That's so cliche now... Most bullies are just mean kids. The whole "bully bullies because he's bullied" bit is just so overused and not at all close to reality. Just like rotten children being rotten because their parents are rotten. When most times the parents try absolutely everything but no matter what the kid is just an a****le
@@RedTail1-1 exactly
"Joe stop it! You will never be Troy." Damn straight Troy is the funniest kid!
I wish I was high on potanuse
Jimmy is way funnier!
Feels like Jordan was playing Pete Davidson before the world knew Pete
That and the bully skit really doesn’t help my anxiety.
@@JaredConnell I wish I was high on potenuse.
16:54 - 😂😂😂 even I started to feel his frustration 😂😂😂
High on potnuese is the most painful one to watch.
same with jimmy
But fluffy is in it
I think he said high on pot news
That was my comment. I said that.
@@JaredConnell nice try Jared
The Mr. Garvey skit is def my favorite! Never gets old.
It should have been said G Arvey.
I was watching some funny videos, clicked one key and peele video and now I am stuck in a loop for hours unable to stop myself.
CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha 😂🤣
Same
Oh my God !!! I thought I was the only one so you know my secret shame😔
Hahahahah read this at the perfect time.
"Balake, I.. Heres is the thing, I dont even know why I am about to ask you this" Gets me all the time!! hahahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
BaLAHke
Jimmy went on to accomplish every goal he ever set out to achieve.
L M A O
“OH YEA ? Ohh yea ? Ohhhh YEAHHHHHH❕😂😂😂
A A RON 😂. That always gets me
"I was in another dimension trying to introduce my parents to each other, almost failed, arm was disappearing..."
That shit was the best 😂😂😂
The "Jimmy" skit really tested my patience and made remember my past when I did a 2-day sub-teaching in teachers day in High school and I was assigned on Grade school. Kids are the worst.
Love you man. Subs get walked on for no reason. Y'all have balls
Well depends on the kid and Their parents.
In my country kids like Jimmy would get beaten the shit out of them.
@@hakimdiwan5101jimmy would have to sit tf down. Even the kids would a roast his autistic arse😂
I'm actually gonna change my alarm to "Consequences"on a loop
Got out of bed late. Got thrown into a volcano. CONSEQUENCES
Was late for work… GOT FIRED.. out of a cannon.. CONSEQUENCES
9:14 “ the mosquito bite club “ I almost cried 😭
D'nice:"I'm in the chess club."
Mr. Garvey:"Uh, I'm sorry sweetheart you are not in the chest club the mosquito bite club, maybe!!"
D'nice:"That's hurtful!!"
Mr. Garvey:"Truthful!!"
I dont get it unless uts refering to pimpuls
@@damienkendrick1457 she's got no chest. she's flat. That's what he meant.
Oh wow you watched the video too?
@@Aoi-ow5og damn it's now more funnier HAHAHAHAH
Yooo that’s crazy I watched the video too
21:05 asked for five and got 15 🤣🤣🤣
Key and Peele can act as teachers and students, as every age 😅👍👍
They have such range! It’s amazing
Wow they can act as actors
Hey bro that joke stealing comedy is source for the comali movie comedy.... Ahh 😁😂😂
@@parthabalaji2118 ohh naan innum paakala andha padaththa haha
The substitute that can't pronounce their names properly is hilarious 😂😆🤣
"What CLUB are you part of?"
"I'm the president of the glee club....why did I talk??" LOL
that killed…
20:51 you can see that kid trying to hold in his smile 🤣
“Et tu, nerdy girl”? Lol!
When ?
@@aquibmohd @16:45
Man I've been looking for this comment I can't believe it's so far down here!!
"Trying to introduce my own parents to eachother, almost failed, arm was disappearing.
I invented Johnny Be Good at my parents prom"
The Back to the Future Reference is GOLD
That's right put substitute teacher skit in as many montages as possible 🤣
These two are comical geniuses, funniest Duo ever on television
🤣 Denise was so over him before he even began
You mean D-Nice?
i actually know someone who name is Shenice hahaha
What does the chess club mosquito bite club means
@@krtshukla8301 chest
@@aishaahmed6040 huh?
bro the faces of the other students at 9:13 is just PFFFTT
"Insubordinate... and churldish" fuck that was too funny
@BOBS...believe it or not, "churlish" is a word,meaning rude in a mean spirited way. I heard it used YEARS ago, so when l heard it I was like 😉👍🏻
The line is a reference to one of their other skits, "Awesome Hitler Story", the line is spoken by a Nazi officer after one of his soldiers calls him an idiot
Omg i just commented the same thing! It cracks me up everytime!
He sounded like Kramer's lawyer in Seinfeld.
As a teacher… calling roll for the 1st-2nd days..
I would LOVE to break out with half of this.. but my students will be like 11-12 years .. I think they’d be more traumatized than laughing.. I feel genuine pain for A-arons, D-nices, Balakes.. etc..
"I wish I was high on potenuse!" That is a funny skit. The class and teacher laughing hysterically on the least funny joke ever. And the kid that said it gets no credit for being the one whoo made them laugh. Beautiful!
They've turned comedy sketches into an art Form. The ideas and characters they create and portray stem from both reality, and unique minds. I never hope to see the end of these, but I hope when it does, they will go out with a bang.
You’re acting like they’re pioneers.
Boop
they ended in 2015 bro
Sadly it ended in a whimper 😭
@Timmy Perk seriously??!!
I can't say "consequences" with a straight face anymore 😂 its been years now
Surprised no one mentioned that girl in the background at 12:23
Her reaction alone was perfect
19:49 “That would not be bitchin’ would it?” Always gets me 🤣
Insubordinate and churlish 😂😂😂
The last one had me rolling on the floor fr😂
The word "consequences" hits me everytime
"Mosquito bite club maybe" 🤣🤣🤣
The substitute teacher sketches will forever be the greatest ever idc idc Mr.Garvey wake up every day and choose violence..."if one more person say some..silly ASS NAME this whole class gon feel my WrAtH!"🤣🤣🤣
Key and peele can literally play so many different races so perfectly 😆
We all wished we had these guys as teachers.
Specially the Consequences guy.
@@kishascape yeah but he ask to borrow money for crack
To true
I had one that looked and acted like Mr Garvey
08:22 Jay-Qualine's conceit is hilarious when she tells the name of her club 😅
Insubordinate and CHURLISH!- cracks me up everytime!!! Chicanerous and Deplorable!!!
Love Key and Peele so much- humor so smart, layered and original!!!
J'queline and A A Ron i cant stop saying 🤣. You wanna go to war B'lockay?!
"Say it right!" D-Nice.
LMAO “you are not in the chess club, maybe the mosquito but club” 😭 9:00
that jay-quel-line is fine!
Hell yeah
D-nice was more than nice.
@@HVBRSoF damn str8
She looks like Kate Mara
@@ziyuang It DOES look like Kate Mara! Because it is!
The one with jimmy is actually amazing lmaooooo
Start watching just 1 K&P short comedy.. End up doing a laughing marathon..
CONSEQUENCES
"A. Aron!" ... gets me every time.😂😂😂🤣
AIN'T NONE OF Y'ALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO A DAMN CLUB!!
"Aint none of you old enough to go to the damn club!"😂
Mr. Garvey got that ptsd 😂😂😂😂😂
The piano falling on his head lolol 88 concussions one for each key 😂
Subtitling Mr Garvey is perfection
The "Gimme that" with the school bully skit still gets me
*OH YEAH? OOOHH YEAHH?? OOOHHHHYEAAAAA??? OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALALALA* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 20:34
That tongue flappin' was the shit! I think that's where teacher ultimately lost his mind. So good. OH, YEAH????
"i am the president of the glee club , why do i talk "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mistophus and deceitful , then what......????
Omg died hard when he said "BLACK VAGINA"!!!
"a piano fell on my head".
That must be Charlie Harper
I am so glad someone except me thought of Charlie
I never get tired of this 😂 4:40
Facts. I was watching it just now and guess that you meant this part in the timecode/this sketch. I literally showed this to a bunch of middle schoolers the other day when I was teaching middle school and I’ve shown it to kids in the past when I’ve taken roll.
BLAAAKEEE😅
Just realized what the “chess club” bit was actually about. He thought she said, “Chest club”. Lmaooo
duuhhh
He misheard her "intentionlly".
The second one always gets me, and the cherry on the top is that the roll isn't even in alphabetical order.😆😂
the way he looked at "denice"'s chest 😂😂😂
'The mosquito bite club maybe...'
Listen balakay and A-Aron are priceless laughs to me those names will never get old 😂😂😂
Mr Garvey is a classic
3:41 made me laugh so freaking hard😂😂😂🤣🤣
The bell did?
i just cant explain how i laugh so hard even after a billion times I've watched this
Ja-Qualin
Balake
D-nise
A-aron
O'shag hennesy 😂😂😂
You clicked on one Key & Peele video.
Your now awake at 3am and have gone through hundreds of videos
CONSEQUENCES
That's loco
Nice one Ay-Ay-gon
@@sonitabh I understood that reference
Well it’s 3:08 so you’re not wrong
😅😅😅
"Ya dun f'd up, Ay ay Ron!"
So classic.
18:05 the guy in the blue shirt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where’s my crack where’s my crack
Donnie just trying to use his passion for slam poetry to help some high school kids. His consequences are just artistic expressions of the results of doing bad things. This man deserves a medal, someone take him to Carnegie Hall and give him an orchestra.
I like to believe these all happen at the same school, same with all their office sketches - the same buidling, different floors
That Blake (BALAKEY) Moment kills me everytime i hear that silly ass name🤣💯🔥
- Q: What the hell club are you in, J- Qualine?
- A: future leaders of America
- Q: how do you know, is there a Stargate in your bedroom? Can you travel through time J- Qualine?
- A: No
Me: i’m dying over here 🤣🤣🤣
Peele only has to wear a cap and presto!, he’s a high school student. 😂😂
it's crucial that we start using these alternate pronunciations
what do you mean?
@@jennifercoast5434 Shut up Jehnehneheyefer
@@ionarevamp smd
@@jennifercoast5434 cope
19:37 🤯😂😂😂🥳
JIMMY FOR PRESIDENT!!
Teachers like Mr. Garvey are more common than ever in schools. That was more a documentary than anything. 👍
"88 Concussions, one for each key" is such a great line xD
They should really make a movie about the Substitute
They did make a movie called “the Substitute”.
@@shavonneholmes5203 I know and that was not what I was talking about
“So across from the longest side is a 90 degree dangle”
“Good thing I got a 90 degree angle”
Lmao
Jimmy actually pissed me off. Why is he every male middle schooler.
I hate jimmy 😠
I hated Jimmy at first, but then he became the hero.
I hate jimmy very much. If i see such kid i would slap the sense into him
Because every female middle schoolers keeps giggling to that shit...