The Best Of When Only Fans Girls FAILS To Make Men SIMP #2
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Imagine getting offended someone called you a 7. That's still high. If you're 7-10 that's still hot. I don't think women understand how ratings work.
Or you don't understand how women work... It's like, as Bill Burr once said: "Do you know what makes women happy? - Nothing!"
@@maval4537 I mean thats fine, not all females act like petty little girls. They can keep that highschool crap to themselves, their future cats, their edibles and their tequila fridge. Less to have to dodge if hey make it obvious
@@yungmo1599 True!
She thought she was an 11 plus since she thought the guy 0 so she was offended since she thought his opinion was worthless.
It's not that they don't understand how rating works, it's that lot of them are terminally online when it comes to social media and basically got brainwashed into thinking that they are 10 no matter what and anything below is calling them "ugly" or "unattractive"
Wtf is up with the internet nowadays smh💀
I totally agree with you 🤯🤦♂️...
19:43 Who's pus$y? 😅😂🤣
22:44 is this even human (is he allowed to go out walking free in open society among us humans?) Duuude whddaphuk happen to your face? Take my advice you dont need to do faces, the face you were developed untill your age now it is: 😢.
I know.... and we are supporting that by watching stupid videos and commenting on them
It's poison
I work 12-14 hours a day from 5-7 days a week.
I handle all home repair and yard work. I fix the cars.
I also pay all the bills.
I do all the outdoor cooking and often still do the dishes or laundry.
My wife works 10-12 hours a day 6 days a week. She pays for food and does most of the grocery shopping. Plus she pays for our annual family vacations and the annual taxes. (property, school, mud, HOA, etc)
We work together and built a wonderful family.
What jobs do you do that you both have to work 6 days a week for 10+hrs a day?
@@sparkynate91 My wife works in a nail salon. open to close, 6 days a week.
I'm an electrician at a solar company in the EV division so I travel a lot (out of state) and when I am home... well, I like money, so I fix cars in my garage for people or find pressurewashing jobs on the side.
It pays for our healthcare and my daughters private school. (Things are just too expensive)
But the house is paid off and so are the cars.
So here is a good example if you have a sec.
When I mortgaged my home, the payment was 800 a month. that included the annual taxes and insurance.
I did the math and said hell no, I'm not paying that much in interest over 30 years.
After 3 years, we paid the house off. it's value at that time under Trump was 110k.
So paid off, awesome. But I forgot to start a new home insurance policy. in escrow that insurance was $71 a month.
Soooo I went 3 years and it hit me... I didn't start a home insurance policy.
I been with progressive for 30 years, they will bundle and I will save....RIGHT.
Nope, I was rejected by progressive and 9 more companies. Flat out NOPE, you had a gap in coverage, so we can't insure you.
The lowest quote I've gotten in the last 2 years was $579 a month for home insurance. But that didn't include fire, wind or flood. Those are extra.
The average quote I get is over $1,000 a month, but also without flood coverage.
So yes, we work a lot because the system needs our money. and we are both over 800 credit scores with no criminal history.
We are living in a society that want's to keep people poor. Doesn't matter your race.
Under Trump, my car insurance policy was $272 a month for 5 cars. (whole family)
Now it's close to $600
Healthcare for the family is well over 2k a month alone. Doesn't take long to realize why we work so many hours. I'm just happy I make what I do.
Sorry for the novel of a reply.
Stay safe out there brother.
Too bad saving money is so hard now.
So you're a cog in a wheel instead of living life - got it.
@@ericallen7200 Learn to work smarter not harder.
My last girlfriend was like these girls and I honestly haven’t wanted to date ever since, it’s been 16 years
I was bringing her to work, going to work myself being a roofer, picking her up from work, coming home doing all the chores, cooking, mowing the yard etc all while I was trying to go to collage and fix up the house I bought and she never moved off the couch, then she would cry herself to sleep saying I didn’t give her enough attention.
I felt bad, dropped out of school and gave her more attention and she left me for another dude…
Never again
My ex was part time model, looked good, acted like she was Naomi Campbell, had parties every weekend in my house with her designer/model friends while I was standing 60 hours a week on a scaffold to be able to maintain her. Best choice in my life was to dump her once I found out her kid wasn't mine. You can't change your partner, if it doesn't match, move on very very fast.
I did 18 yrs. Go overseas
Did she leave because marriage wasn't in the future? Sounds like at the very least you were in a Common Law Marriage, so why no proposal? Hmmm, has the mystery been answered!
@@chefscorner7063 lol we were going out for 6 months are you insane…
Me she was just a whore
@AKR088 Dedcating yourself to a girl, taking care of her needs is now considered simping. No wonder the nuclear family is going to Hell.
As a man, I’m so glad to see men sick of the drama and not giving into it. The internet is so out of control.
"You look like a future trailer park mom with 3 kids and no father." is an absolutely legendary burn.
lmfao i saw this reading this
wait till thats your situation
As a man, dating those women would be a nightmare.
Ummmmm. You think !!!!!!! Ha ha
I am so sick of lazy women who feel entitled.
I totally agree they have it in thier heads that we as men are supposed to support them and they don’t have to bring anything to the table financially
OnlyFans is always a good backup when McDonald's rejects your application
Wow that's so fucked up idk whether to 😂 or 😭...
The average OF model only makes maybe $180 USD on the high end per month... they'd make more working at McDonald's part time flipping burgers....
I Work dq and make 800 every to week take 200 of that retail buy froms games and figure and manga flip 1000 a week let me tell you something I went to a store that was selling a used manga and they had the whole set for $4 a piece 29 books core vale of books 10 dollars a piece flip all 29 off them 200 and 25 dollars shipping to Australia. No lie I have gone to a thrift shop pay 24 Dollars for game flip 230 online the message is here you can flip stuff and make more money than you can make money showing your body smh
they always prefer to lay on their back,over standing on their feet.LOL
LOL onlyfans is WHY McDonald’s rejects applications
How many only fans girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: No one knows. It's never been done.
Once a gardening tool, always a gardening tool.
The couple naming the favourite celebrity are the same couple where the dude said she was a dude when he was blindfolded. Those two are fake and filming skits…🤷🏿♂️
I just noticed that too glad I was not the one
1:10 dude said you mad ugly. He chose violence 😂😂
Go up to the 7 whos freinds are tens you’ll pull everytime even better if you deny the ten .
To be fair...polygraphs aren't actually all that reliable. If it tells you anything, they are almost never admissible in court as evidence.
I mean yeah, no shit… but that’s coming from the mouths of Dumb & Dumber: Miami
Polygraph tests are practically guess work. They are pseudoscience.
True. They show you are having an emotional/physiological reaction to something. But won't say anything about what exact reaction, what you are reacting to and why. There's a hell of a lot more options than lying. Especially if you tend to be shy, or anxious under pressure, the thing will be prone to flying in every direction
They are a good judge of deception though...
I agree but you know she was up to no good
I remember one time hearing a guy describe OnlyFans models as "hookers you would order from Wish"....
Well OF is simple online prostitution, no other description for it!
You are very kind calling them "models" ;) I think people that think so highly of themselves and act that way you know they have been cruel to others. Bad of me to make assumptions, I hope I'm wrong but can't help to feel this is the case. And if so, they are empty inside. Looks like all they are looking for is a refill... 😉😉😊😊
OF and TikTok = low effort and low rent.
I don't understand how there are so many ignorant misogynists.
First, hookers are prostitutes. They have sex for money. There are lots of other types of work in the sex entertainment industry, but none of them are prostitution.
Second, any woman can do anything she wants with her body. It's HER body.
Third, by definition, someone who models is a model, regardless of their state of dress, regardless of what they're doing while they model, & regardless of how explicit the pic, gif, or video is. So, OnlyFans models ARE models, just like nude models, adult models, gravure models, glamour models, or any other type of models.
Fourth, why shouldn't women make money with their bodies on OnlyFans? I'm sure it beats the hell out of working in an office or factory. You make your own hours. You can take time off when you want. You can make a lot of money without having to work long hours. If I could do it, I certainly would. &, probably, so would a lot of YOU.
Fifth, if you actually want to make a living at it, it actually takes quite a bit of work. There are photoshoots, video shoots, editing, posting, responding to comments, live interactions, plus all the setup & preparation. Unless you're big enough to have a team (which, of course most aren't), you have to do it all yourself. Just because it's better than office or factory work, doesn't mean it's not a lot of work.
Sixth, everyone deserves to be treated with dignity & respect, regardless of how they make a living, simply because they are human.
Seventh, sex work brings a lot of pleasure to a lot of people, & doesn't hurt anybody. The same can't be said for a lot of other jobs people take for granted. e.g.: People who run/work for companies that pollute, or take advantage of people (loan companies, companies that pay low wages, companies that use slave labor, etc.), or use violence to steal other people's property or keep workers from organizing, etc., etc.
@@davidrosoff3228👈 this guys definitely subscribes to a couple only fans.
This entire thing seems scripted.
Men need to have respect for themselves and turn away women who do not treat us how they would like to be treated.
Polygraphs are NOT "Fairly Accurate". That's why they are not admissible in court, Otherwise we would just use them for every single case and convict or acquit based 100% on the polygraph test.
Polygraph tests are practically guess work. They are pseudoscience.
Thanks for this. It bothers me to see videos showing relationships destroyed merely on the basis of polygraph tests, especially where there is incentive to make accusations of cheating in order to drive content.
@@uncle0eric The concerning thing is that very few people know that it is pseudo science. That is really worrying.
polygraph is usually the biggest liar in the room
They actually are admissible in court, at the judge’s discretion. Any judge can choose to admit is as evidence in any trial.
OnlyFans and Instagram needs to be banned.
And people under 21 as well😂
dont forget about TiT Toc
I agree, but that doesn't fix the issue. People who do that will find another vice.
All social media need to go. The problem is that this will never happen as it generates too much revenue. Pandoras box has been opened and there's no closing it, depressingly.
WHY ???
do you heal the illnesses by removing the simptoms 🤨
Watching an hour straight of the same content is a true eye opener. We all know that almost everything on the internet is a lie, but binge watching like this makes things a lot clearer. You see the same people acting as complete strangers, just do pass as a couple 10 min later on. You see people asking questions to strangers, just to see them asking another question to the same stranger again, pretend never to met before. Same persons in the panel with vastly different opinions on separate shows and so on. Binge watching is great to clear the smoke, and helps you understand how bad internet really are.
Not almost everything. It was the one channel, maybe 2. Some things are done as satire, but those are easy to spot. The ones on the podcasts are 100% for real.
Really, you caught someone doing that??
Please link i wanna laugh at it
Or make your own video with that
in 2018, i was working 10-12 hrs a day, 6-7 days a week, with one stretch of 37 days in a row, and later in the year, another stretch of 28 days in a row..
i didnt do sh*t for housework. yes my ex wife worked, 5 days a week, and had lots of days off for vacation..
she said " i never knew you were so f*cking lazy" in Jan of 2019..
i had never worked so many hours/days in my life, and I was 58 at the time ( 63 now )..
but i was "lazy"...
no, i was f*cking exhausted...
Those women claim to want equ:ality yet expect a man to pay their bills. They just want the pri:vileges. True equ:ality comes with responsibility and accountability.
Equality is when she hits u, and u respond 100% power... and she smiles! Lol pro other things too lol but ya that's also equality
It's like every girl is living in a world devoid of negative consequences. Until there are negative consequences
As a woman even im disgusted how these girls have set women back. feminism caused this hands down and it angers me that they can get away with being predators and the rules don't ever apply to them.
I really feel like some of the girls were S harassing men. The guy shopping for hardware supplies didn't want to be bothered. We never know what someone is capable of, and some people don't care about laws or morals, so girls should be careful regardless of what rights are afforded to them in countries like USA
They just delay the consequences till they hit the wall in their late 30's then expect men to pick up the pieces of their broken psyche. Too late, babe. You had a chance but f*cked away your 20's. Of course it's men's fault that we don't wanna get with a woman that's menopausal. Smh. No logic
there is always that one time when a girl meets the one wrong guy who won't deal with that s*it.
@@MieziWithSunglxzz That's usually when her shit gets fucked up and she smells the coffee and acts right or she just gets killed by that guy
The only simps are the ones who watched this for an hour
It’s awesome to see men taking a stand against all these 304s everywhere. Women should learn to have some self respect and value what should be precious and private.
Amen. I'm a woman... and I agree. Unfortunately, many of us were taught differently and we struggled to unlearn things.
Looking forward to whatever you got for us today, Jack.
"You look like future trailer park mom " Bro thats one of the best roast i ever hear .
Polygraphs aren't admissible in court, that should tell you all you need to know about how reliable they are.
Actually no, because for court it has to be (almost) perfect. And the marge between right and wrong readings is “fairly accurate” so its good just not perfect and personally I’d trust a polygraph if its says cheating on 3 different questions.
I’m with you 100% I too feel secondhand embarrassment for her!! 😳
She spat & he didn't punch her on the face, disappointed 😅
Thanks! I really enjoyed the deep belly laughs!! 😂😂
If she does OF corn and wants a long term relationship, she better be paying for everything including the ring and the wedding 😂
This! I gladly would
FAKE 18:41 Those people were in another fake clip where the guy was asked "looks or personality", was blindfolded and rejected the tall girl he's with now...
Do you like plus size girls? The guy says no. And then he says he likes skinny girls 140 to150 pounds. I grew up in the early 70s, That was a fat girl.
Nah, it depends on her height. Plus women used to lie about their weight just like they do now. (And, yes, I was around in the ‘70s too.) Im 5’8” 141 and am at a 21 BMI, right at ideal weight according to the doctors.
1:10 i love how she got offended because he didnt want to kidnap her, think she has a grape fantasy fetish.
My sons and I go after midnight to work out. Best way to avoid the gym lizards.
One man once said, your soulmate isn't even born yet.
What kind of a pedo mentality is that?
(8:24) I see something like that again and again and don't understand female logic: she asks three guys one after the other "am I your type?" and gets told no three times... her reaction to that: "did I just get rejected three times?" - Why do women perceive this as rejection? You can only reject something that is offered to you. With a hypothetical question like "would you do me..." or "am I your type" you are not offering anything, you just want a boost for your ego, so there is nothing that can be rejected, you can only learn a piece of truth.
My wife works VERY hard for us! I'm disabled.. I get a check 1x a month.. But my beautiful wife takes care of US! My wife is a queen.. But I am a house husband.. I take care of our home.. I take care of my wife.. She takes care of me.. ❤❤ I love my beautiful wife!
There is no way even as little as 20 yrs ago would anyone speak like they do publicly. There's nothing left to the imagination anymore bc too many are flaunting it whether it be publicly or online not to mention their filterless mouths. Behind closed doors is a totally different story lol.
"Only thing worse than heartbreak is your simp moving on"
. . . . .
Yea no, heartbreak is much, much... MUCH fuckin' worse.
17:40 “What is figure?”😢 I thought she was trolling
I thought you were trolling with that timestamp. The clip starts at 17:13
Kinda creepy that jack actually forces these young females into OF contracts and takes of 70% of their revenue.
Whenever men are asked about blondes or brunettes, they always exclude redheads. We exist too! Although very rare naturally
Redheads are by standard placed on top, so the brunette/ blonde question is for the 2nd en 3rd place😉
What about black girls?
Wicked mate, you can see that their little plays on minute 9:22 and 18:42 are the same people and idiots even wear the same HAHAHAHAHA
I caught that too. Could it be that these people… FAKE CONTENT?! Say it ain’t so. /s
@@SpankDMunky sayyyy it ain't soooo ouwoowooouooooo, your druuuug is a heaaaaartbreakeeeeer
finally someone commented this ...damn content !!! but well that's damn ..what to say
@@danidan6486same song went through my head too❤😂
Yea I commented about that too, there's quite a few just like that one. FAKE CONTENT!!
Polygraphs are totally and completely up to the subjective interpretation of the one reading the results. All it is is electrical responses to a bunch of questions asked. It doesn't mean the answers are true or false. That's completely bogus. I once failed a polygraph 4 times and the only question I was asked was my name. I think I know my name. An excited electrical response could simply mean someone doesn't like the question asked. Sometimes questions are offensive. Totally bogus as far as I'm concerned.
you answered your own question. You got hostile and angry over a question you didn't like to answer. Instead of answering it you attempted to dodge the question. A question can't be offensive. You are lying to yourself, not the machine.
@@KLamki1 😂 You can't be serious. You think I got offended because someone asked my name? Seriously? That's hilarious! Is that really how you want to interpret what you think I said?
@@workinprogress9613 I wasn't there. but I seriously doubt the machine went off because you answered your name. That makes no sense. I interpreted it that way because you said "Sometimes questions are offensive". Questions can't be offensive and I doubt asking someone's name is either. You're being dishonest. Blame the machine if you want to, at the end of the day it is an inanimate object.
@@KLamki1 You are correct that you weren't there. But I was there, and I know what the reason they told me they had to restart the test four times. And this was for what was one of the most prominent security companies worldwide. And questions can so be offensive. If you think otherwise, then you don't have that many decades behind you; either that, or you yourself are either ignorant, arrogant or dishonest yourself. And you apparently know little about those tests. It depends little to nothing about the machine itself. The machine only records electrical responses. It is completely and totally up to the person giving the test how they subjectively choose to interpret those responses to mean. If you hiccup, that's response. If a question angers you, that's a response. If your mind wanders, that's a response. If you hesitate longer than they think you should, that's a response. If a question triggers a childhood memory, or something negative that happened to you, that's a response. etc etc It doesn't matter what you actually say; the interpretation of the electrical responses are completely subjective to the whims of the examiner.
And you accuse me of being dishonest; but again, I think I know what my name is.
@@KLamki1 I should also point out that those tests can also make it seem like you're being dishonest without your ever uttering a syllable. It's purely someone's subjective interpretation of electrical responses to questions asked.
I can't believe how quickly this video went by! I guess being in shock affects the timeline a person is experiencing!
5:19 “I would still txt him every day” 😂
I have a feeling something was cut from the video. That whole clips starts at 5:01
Yay. Blonde looks good.
Pink, blue and especially multiple colors are not okay for me.
If you have to advertise your bodies like you're doing in the videos then you are selling yourself "cheaply."
Can't believe I just sat here and watched this. 1 hour of pure content, keep it up man!
Ain't no way Ernest said 50, or is your comedic excellency not only hilarious yet compelling as well Nate? Because you petty 😅 for this one and I'm feeling real petty as well 😂😂
You are tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, 💥 dynamite ❤
Around 9:20 and 18:50 those are the same 2 people the girl in the pink tried to hook up together while he was blind folded and he walked off saying he was good. Now they are back together holding hands?
Yep I caught that one too! I hate these fake videos!
W Myron.
36:07- Oh…… it’s this channel!?! I didn’t realize it at first but once you put 1% of a clip in here and most of that was your response I remembered!
I love the chick that makes the skit videos in the gym about gym chicks deliberately showing their bodies off for clout fake outrage for guys looking is hilarious 😂
Second comment
Like if you know that all of these videos are staged and are wondering how could anyone not find it obvious.
Bank account ? Mine is verrrry good, I retired 30 days ago, and my house is paid for. If a girl asked me that, my answer would be, "Our conversation is over." 🙂
43:00 my mom took care of the entire house, along with some gardening. dad did the lawn, and his garden. paid the utlities, gave her an "allowance" for household purchases. he never washed clothes ( except when she was laid up in bed for weeks after serious operation, then he did everything.. cook, clean,) and worked leaving at 6am every day, coming home at 5pm, cuz he commuted. so no, he didnt do "chores"..
mom took care of the house. dad did a lot of the yard work, and moms flowers were her own "thing"..
"I ain't gonna kidnap you, you mad ugly."
SAVAGE.
20:15 " What did I do wrong?!" 😆
15:37 She's for the streets, welcome to the wall please enjoy your cat.
19:42 you exist.
32:49 that's got to be a wind up.😂
Oh, good! I needed a bubble bath. 😂😂😂
trauma counseling and PTSD for using OF yeah right
Yes I am single. Quality over quantity. Be better.😊
12 years of construction I appreciate you bro
46:00 definitely crazy. Thanks for the warning.
Polygraph tests are totally subjective, which is why they're not admissible in court.
did the last guy talk about bubble farts in the bath because of the bean can ? ahah
I was a hitman for 15 years, and now that I am rich I turned to my higher power! It doesn't matter what I did in my past! I found a higher power...
Apparently 3 is the new 10.
Minion guy for president.
great vid
I don't care if I'm unemployed. If you start a OF, I'm gone!
"I like your dirty shoes"
Yep. She's got them in her back pocket, now.
Reminds me of the popular girls in Highschool when they hit the College wall.😂
The opinions here are very telling and also that there’s a lot of good men out there and women have a very hardship opinion about them. I guess the judgment goes both ways, but the media seems to be against the men.
Dude @5:02 has FAITH in polygraphs; evidently doesn't understand that they are so inaccurate that they are NOT used to verify anything and are particularly NOT used as evidence in a Court. He's pathetic.
6:13 if she says she did not cheat, she probably/hopefully didn't. I know what it's like to be accused of cheating and not having done anything like that. It's a really bad feeling
OF girl rates dude a 10. Dude rates her a 10, then REFUSES to kiss her / give her attention. His message to us is that even a 10/10 lady is at best a reject and at worst a hazard.
oh great i need a bubble bath,but it's beans,i know,but for after,LMAO.
Men - work at work. And relax at home. Women - work at home and relax at work. Everyone have ~8h a work day each day. Men - hunting. Women - keeping.
that guy experiences of MW2 lobbies. xD
44:41 Is it freaking Keith from Smosh under the minion suit???
Good stuff
No fake blondes
The guy at first half on minute 15 is hilarious 😂😂😂
If the chick is wanting to see your bank account she is one more version of the streetwalkers.
33:27 = Why Billie says this? She doesn't looking a mirror xDDDDD OMFG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
18:50 Notice how these people are holding hands. A few videos beforehand, they acted like they didn't know each other. It was clearly staged. This channel doesn't even try to find content.
Yes i came straight to l
ook how many notice 😂
If your a 3 your worth 1$ 😂
“ god and Jesus are the only thing to bring you happiness” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:11 Nah, she was probably into that. That’s probably why he went over and said something.
9:12 the chick who called him an idiot has a special place in hell. Making fun of people who have mental disorders is jacked up. Us homies with ASD gotta look out for each other
Charlie Chaplins 3rd wife Una was 2 weeks past her 18th birthday when they got married. He was 54 years old
They had 8 children together and she was with him till the day he died. He passed away on Christmas day 1977. Age is nothing but a number, and mature women know that ...
As a fake blonde, I can confirm we are all crazy😂
Love his tone when he said "why wouldnt you have clothes on?" She dont yet the logic
Ladies who are expecting a Rom-Com moment is living in a state of fantasy.
"Whats a figure?" Bruh we learned that in kindergarten