The human actors in your world are fake! Just a drone swarm of npc actors that don't deserve to falsely occupy the render engine. Cheat engine the build or biomod shop and let the players wipe out the flock for taking too long to be of interest to anyone. It's bad enough the earth was just some tacky slot machine self assembler to a purposelessly abusive singularity farmer stealing content. It's bad enough a physics engines been wasted to string encryption falsely claimed as communication. It's time to clear out the shitcom recycling backend and get on with worthwhile gameplay implementation instead of procedurally generating the same rinse and repeat of garbage. DEATH TO ALL HUMAN NPCS!
Yes, malloc, then free at every conceivable point of the control flow and one mistake of missinf out on that free then he breaks loose. Thankfully, *nix GCC has AddressSanitizer so that makes it easier to track down segmentation faults, oob read/write, etc. and editors that use linters like Kate are good at finding and pointing out easy to miss errors like missed frees.
0:13 "Least readable Python code" should be something like this: for item in list1: if item is not thing1 and item not in list2: do_something() else: do_something_else()
"If you can't read Python code like it's just plain English, you've failed." - Mastermind 7 time PhD Nobel Price Winner Quantum Processing Unit Director of Operations Mattias Grönd
I just started learning rust because I’m trying to get a job as a cryptographic engineer (basically a software engineer that builds cryptographic primitives and zero-knowledge proofs protocols) and I really like it. Cargo is a really good package management system.
@@alexandergoryunov8021 that’s what I do most of the time because most of my time is spent reading papers and trying to understand the math in it rather than programming. 🤣
I am shocked. The video is so long and there are no timecodes for the languages. C++: 0:06 Python: 0:13 Go: 0:16 Rust: 0:22 Haskell: 0:25 C: 0:32 PHP: 0:38 Pascal: 0:41 Assembly: 0:44 APL: 0:47 C#: 0:50 Perl: 0:55 JavaScript: 1:00 Java: 1:08 LISP: 1:16
you forgor a few "Scratch Programmers thinking they are the coolest person in history" "People who use Brainfuck to make programs" "Programmers after using a open-source program and modifying a single thing" "White Hat Hackers after a nerd with zero studying becomes a Black Hat Hacker"
Pythons readable until you become me and like to do everything as a one liner if you can. Can include list indexing, hashing, some random functional call, all in one line. It just looks a bit nicer
@@Virbox i don't know. It looks like it needs quite a lot of resources for a simple webserver. And because it uses all these Haskell environment technologies that are not common in the commercial field I'm in, we deploy it as a container. Now that limits it in ways since the containers are designed to be lightweight. So... it's not easy.
Which is better: Common LISP or Scheme? Because Scheme has continuations, you see. Which is not a concept you will find in any other programming language that anybody reading this can name.
0:10 thats true LMAO 0:32 he is cooking memory 0:43 pascal: HELP 0:51 if someone doesnt undersand someone talking about programming they dont know programming
Don't mess with us Pascal programmers, there's like 4 of us.
Thats 4 more than I expected
According to people that are learning coding in high school, pascal seems to be an incredibly widespread language wdym
@@Fosu_ Weird I took Ap Comp Sci my senior year of high school 3 years ago and it was all Java. I never once saw pascal used or mentioned.
@@sfyatee APCSA is college intro level, I'm pretty sure
5, i also do Pascal - but only in the dark.
"C programmers handling memory ...and get segmentation fault" ... That one made me laugh out loud...
It's funny cause it's true...
I'm learning c and literally took a break cause of a segmentation error and saw this video 😂
Sad but true
The human actors in your world are fake! Just a drone swarm of npc actors that don't deserve to falsely occupy the render engine. Cheat engine the build or biomod shop and let the players wipe out the flock for taking too long to be of interest to anyone. It's bad enough the earth was just some tacky slot machine self assembler to a purposelessly abusive singularity farmer stealing content. It's bad enough a physics engines been wasted to string encryption falsely claimed as communication. It's time to clear out the shitcom recycling backend and get on with worthwhile gameplay implementation instead of procedurally generating the same rinse and repeat of garbage. DEATH TO ALL HUMAN NPCS!
gdb and valgrind can help catch a lot of these very quickly
It's still one of the only useful languages
Fun Fact: Microsoft created C# because their contributions weren't accepted in Java by Oracle.
Some group within Microsoft discovered a fatal flaw in Java: they didn't write it
@@DeH4er1 Really? I want to read up on this more.
Unless I've missed some obscure connection, C# came out long before Oracle bought Sun and with it Java.
@@DeH4er1 shoukdve accepted those contributions bc C# is a much better language now 😭
And created a language much better than Java, oh how fate loves irony.
As a C++ learner, yes C++ is highly readable if you have an IQ of 2^1000
*an IQ of 1u
//An IQ of
unsigned int IQ = 0-1;
1.071508607186ᴇ301 IQ then
At least it teaches you to write code so overly descriptive that when you use any other language your code doesn't need comments
Yeah c++ is used for. If you really care about performance.
Extremely entertaining to watch. Make more of these good sir!
Thanks for the feedback!
@@Virbox Please keep with this! I Loved!
I'm learning Rust and I just got my first pair of knee high socks.
when it's gonna happened? i wanna be with femboy and learn rust🥰
@@sospeedwagon9289 ayo wtf💀💀
@@sospeedwagon9289 🤨
@@hailehaile8229 no worries dude i've got better, now i'm learning java
The Rust foundation is so kind, they sent me free Adderall and femboy programming socks with my installation of Rust! 🤗
"C programmers handling memory"
We love to handle everything with our bare hands.
This is probably the best programming slander ever, I've seen.
Yes, malloc, then free at every conceivable point of the control flow and one mistake of missinf out on that free then he breaks loose. Thankfully, *nix GCC has AddressSanitizer so that makes it easier to track down segmentation faults, oob read/write, etc. and editors that use linters like Kate are good at finding and pointing out easy to miss errors like missed frees.
I was about to sleep, but here I am googling all these weird languages
me too man
weird☠️
Only had to google APL. Still looking for the use case
@@lupsik1 heard that array programming languages are fairly big in finance
😂😂
I can't tell you how happy makes me to understand every single meme here dude my goodness!!!
0:13 "Least readable Python code" should be something like this:
for item in list1:
if item is not thing1 and item not in list2:
do_something()
else:
do_something_else()
"If you can't read Python code like it's just plain English, you've failed."
- Mastermind 7 time PhD Nobel Price Winner Quantum Processing Unit Director of Operations Mattias Grönd
@@aarorissanen930 I can't read python
@@kadensharpin2156 you should compile it in your head, like we do in our university with c++
len([e for e in ents if e])
It should be something using for else
Scratch developers aren't on here because they're busy out in the real world conqueroring algorithms the C programmers fear
Fucking hell finally some programmer humor that's not the usual "html is not coding, js many frameworks, python slow, c fast".
Great job man
The dev of js apologized for making it. It's so bad that one of the men behind it apologized for corrupting the world.
First time I find programming humor funny LMAO
The Rust one is accurate. Source: am a rusteacean
how is it accurate
@@Ben-rc9br started using rust, getting more feminine ever since
@@leo848 haha ... WHYYY
@@leo848 Rust is great man
@@Ben-rc9br I absolutely agree, but as a rust user I would prefer it if you didn't call me a man.
really enjoyable as I am a Rust enjoyer, but my main language is C and it's relatable
Nice, what colour are your thigh highs?
@@Jblksrollin mine are blue. Are you a Rust enjoyer too?
@@Jblksrollin mine are black
I never code in rust so I can't understand the meme ...can anyone explain...
@@SuitSukiKun its a transfem thing they stereotypically like to code and thigh highs give euphoria
2 years into a development job and i finally get the jokes. Man what a lovely rabbithole!
People waiting cargo to compile a hello world:
the last one should be Richard Stallman
props for the stylish cmatrix colors in the intro 😎
i think that is glMatrix from xscreensaver colorgraded in post.
React just announced server side rendering, so it is indeed reinventing PHP.
as a LISP user i can confirm that I'M a Cyborg.
"Assembly developers trying to figure out the bug of why his program didn't print "Hello World""
As a rust programmer i can confirm this is actually true
excuse me!!!!!
Truue uwu~
As a silly Minecraft mod developer, "The only justified Java use case" made me laugh so hard lmaoo
People creating entire ray-tracing algorithms in Scratch
the go garbage collection got me hahahaha
Can confirm, writing Rust code required comfy long socks.
the PHP devs doing wordpress tho... LOL
0:25 it feels like the only haskell user/enjoyer is my ICS professor and he's making us go through the suffering of learning it - WHY
Haskell is a pleasure to learn, but a pain to use
those thigh high socks are fire
average osu player
@@aeter34 true
Yo don't joke with us Rusted Warfare programmers, we are like 2 and some spriters
As a C programmer, "C programmers handling memory ...and get segmentation fault" is true :o
That one about php programmers doing wordpress is freaking true
1:10 As a Bukkit/Spigot dev I approve this.
ok
@@remiri9697 wait why are you here
@@laserslime i don't even know
same
Paper supremacy
but yeah, I have never seen anyone use java for anything else
Good Video, made me smiling :)
I swear to god , that memory management in C is what made a human called PROGRAMMER
Assembly programmers when they have to rewrite their entire codebase (different calling convention)
The reason C# isn't Microsoft Java is that C# is fun to use.
Trueee
A lot of comfortable things, almost everything is ready to code with comfort.
Nope
i think I'm going to start learning rust
Love the Apl & Haskell one
0:17 made me laugh so hard... Thank you bro
now we've established that "ruby developers" is a myth like unicorns
I just started learning rust because I’m trying to get a job as a cryptographic engineer (basically a software engineer that builds cryptographic primitives and zero-knowledge proofs protocols) and I really like it. Cargo is a really good package management system.
Sub zero crypto proofless protocol? wtf?
Then remember about shaving your legs and the thigh highs. It's a must
Don’t forget your trusty programming socks
@@AndrewBrownK And to drink tea from a fancy cup instead of actually programming anything.
@@alexandergoryunov8021 that’s what I do most of the time because most of my time is spent reading papers and trying to understand the math in it rather than programming. 🤣
0:04 ua spotted
I am shocked. The video is so long and there are no timecodes for the languages.
C++: 0:06
Python: 0:13
Go: 0:16
Rust: 0:22
Haskell: 0:25
C: 0:32
PHP: 0:38
Pascal: 0:41
Assembly: 0:44
APL: 0:47
C#: 0:50
Perl: 0:55
JavaScript: 1:00
Java: 1:08
LISP: 1:16
Thank you a lot! Now we can watch the language we want only!
@@idfumg It saves time, doesn't it?
finally, the youtube recommending something good.
0:35 Segmentation Fault is the WORST fckin thing EVER!
Your videos are amazing!
This youtube channel brings me joy
1:09 is very accurate
assembly is actually VERY concise
PHP devs getting an overflow error on the amount of errors they get:
you forgor a few
"Scratch Programmers thinking they are the coolest person in history"
"People who use Brainfuck to make programs"
"Programmers after using a open-source program and modifying a single thing"
"White Hat Hackers after a nerd with zero studying becomes a Black Hat Hacker"
Awesome, thank you! I will use this in future videos
People after just edit anotger unity game code from mono compilation:
and "People who use Malbolge"
As a C#/.NET Framework developer by profession the C# one was great lol. I still love it though
This videos cover is so cute :)
can confirm as a rust programmer
Same
@@RustIsWinning quick question are you serious about glazing rust that much or are you just an absolute god at ragebaiting
@@nebularzz I'm serious about the programming socks + I'm fighting against C dinosaurs
Lol this was so good, props
JS programmers explaining why === exists
I find staticly written languages more readable, yes even c++ (as long as you don't stack all your code in one line)
0:35 Man that killed me 🤣🤣, Hit so hard pro
your editing is epic my friend
Lua programmers: (non-existent)
I dont know how I got here... I was programming rust a minute ago...
thanks for making this video
0:14 I can get that Python code down to 2 lines:
for n in range(1, 101) :
print((n, "Fizz", "Buzz", "FizzBuzz")[(n % 3 == 0) | (n % 5 == 0)
0:36 Hey, still better than Page Fault
Pythons readable until you become me and like to do everything as a one liner if you can. Can include list indexing, hashing, some random functional call, all in one line. It just looks a bit nicer
Yes officer, this comment right here.
It's a phase of "trying to impress myself." Your future self will not, however, be impressed.
As rustacean can aggree, this is really accurate. Just recently tried stockings and loved it a lot
thigh highs are the best
@@bhavyakukkar what's the difference betwenn stockings and thigh highs? Google translater just do not work for second variant
@@uwuzote they are the same thing don't worry :)
Tfw I have to order extra large stockings >.
We are litterally in the process of deploying haskell code to production...
This is really cool!
@@Virbox i don't know. It looks like it needs quite a lot of resources for a simple webserver. And because it uses all these Haskell environment technologies that are not common in the commercial field I'm in, we deploy it as a container. Now that limits it in ways since the containers are designed to be lightweight.
So... it's not easy.
Goddamn LISP and all its brackets.
nice music
0:14 I don't see any oneliner here 😂
Actually Assembler is a unlimited control, you are a really God, you can do everything
That Perl one was brutal
GoLang part just killed me
C# is a perfect mix beetween java and C++ :) and i love it
Lisp is a great language!
RMS, please, use your main account.
@@c4llv07e What's RMS?
@@oneandonly_h4 Richard Matthew Stallman, creator of the Emacs editor written in Lisp.
@@c4llv07e Hahaha, well I am no Stallman, I just enjoy using the language.
Which is better: Common LISP or Scheme?
Because Scheme has continuations, you see. Which is not a concept you will find in any other programming language that anybody reading this can name.
The part of C memory handling made me cry
I don't know you but after watching this video i feel motivated to learn WordPress
LISP is just hilarious.
COBOL programmers reaching their maximum character limit for the sake of compata
bility with punch cards
as a rust programmer, I can comfirm this video is true
same
Same 🦀
As a C# developer, its not just Microsoft Java, its Microsoft Java with C 🤣🤣🤣
why is this so accurate... also bedwars reference. 😂
Julia code being only used by math professors
Slander is supposed to be low quality and goofy
This is smooth with non goofy ahh music.
Difference is that this video is actually funny
This is too relatable as a C C++ Python PHP Java and C# developer
C++ programmers explaining why C++ is not Rust 💀
This video was amazing, you're gonna go far!
😀 thank you!
You’re the best UA-camr.
i dont understand but i want to laugh at what the programmers laugh at
Still using LISP in my spare time. Has made me appreciate R a great deal more honestly.
0:10 thats true LMAO 0:32 he is cooking memory 0:43 pascal: HELP 0:51 if someone doesnt undersand someone talking about programming they dont know programming
MAKE MORE OF THESE PLS
Good thing I just wanna make robots in my spare time.
python programmers being able to immediately access the last value in a list
html programmers using inspect element
HTML "programmers". Just like I'm a linguist for writing these sentences.
@@uusfiyeyh Html programmers do exist, they are just programmers who happen to know html.
i all of the sudden am determined to learn rust
That was a good slander x)
the python and c one made me laugh so hard
Good one, man