Who Approved This Blockbuster Training Video? (with Eddy Burback)
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Gus Johnson and Eddy Burback watch a Blockbuster training video from the 90s. Gus typed this out in third person.
Welcome to the Gus Johnson channel, where the most average content comes to fizzle out.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. - Комедії
wow this video is so good i can't wait to go follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets
When eddy comments on your video before you do, get on the ball you nerd!
gus the description is gone what did you do this time
wow this comment is so good I'm glad I follow you @gusbuckets
I heard we can cyberbully you there, is this true?
Ok
buster sales just popped out of the screen and beat the shit out of me
Why are you actually my dad?
That's how maufia works!
@@eshxed5207 it must be facts!!
Gotta comment on the video cause damn Gus forgot to link your channel
@@eshxed5207 16:25
Marie is really in hell and Buster Sales is the demon assigned to torment her, all the people that make they're way through the store are remnants of a past life. Marie cannot leave the store, whether out of a physical restriction, or out of fear of what may reside beyond
I want this in a full length movie, now.
brian is an angel saving marie from the torment that is buster sales
Nivag Nivagson more like Doug is the angel
@@orange_guice Doug was a fallen angel, punished during his first conception out of a mad god's anger and scorn over his inability to control the vast powers of the entity known simply as "Buster Sales"
This lore is deeper than dark souls. Buster Sales is the living essence of evil, doomed to an eternity of being trapped in the TV after being defeated by the angels Brian the Mighty and Doug the Wholesome thousands of years ago. He seeks freedom by any means necessary through communication with young girls as their minds are the easiest to penetrate. He seeks to harbor into a new soul to carry out his destruction of the universe but is constantly stopped by Doug and his apprentice Marge Simpson. So Buster carries out his days torturing the souls who have been trapped in his domain till he can find a worthy body to migrate to
I've been trapped in that TV for 30 years...
IF YOUR SEEING THIS RUN
Buster what the fuck why am I in here did you switch places with me you bitch
How can I free you?
How long were you named that?
Good, you took an opportunity you shouldn't have taken and now you're in the TV
I can imagine Buster Sales in a horror movie, being revealed towards the end to be a maniacal serial killer that says his catch phrase "now thats an opportunity" whenever he is alone with his victims.
He jumps at his victims from the TV like it's the ring, but instead saying his catchphrase
That sounds like someone’s gonna be raped
Behind you hear a door creeck, then something scampers in front of you. You run and hide in a dark closet. "Now that's an opportunity" is the last thing you hear as your body is mangled by the feared man in the TV, Mr. Buster Sales
@なんでこれを翻訳するの Even better? Lol
@@HiJack3r I think they mean that it makes it scarier
can’t get copyright claimed by a company that went bankrupt.
brilliant. 🤭
Like I mean, there's one left.
theres one in my dads neighbourhood, its in australia lmao.
@@porksoda703 it shut down today I believe
I got one still in bend oregon
@@porksoda703 I am married
the funniest part about the video is when they heard 20 hours and assumed that meant every 20 hours in the day, not every 20 hours of movie footage you watch.
Bro i was lmao VHS is so obsolete no one knows what that means anymore. i only know because my family didn't properly switch to dvd until 2008.
@@nono-fb8tr Same I don't think I had a dvd player until after 2010 and even then I still watched VHS tapes
My fam still never cleaned the thing or did anything with it. And 20 hours of movie footage still seems soon?? As a kid I never didn’t have a VHS in.
Oh shit, I assumed the same thing as them.
Yeah that's what I was thinking lol But even then that seems a bit much. That's like after every 10 movies, give or take.
They say Buster still haunts the abandoned Blockbusters, blowing his whistle, throwing popcorn and seizing opportunities (and other stuff).
Throwing his schlong and seizing his employees' asses. 😬
You forgot the cymbals!
@cursedcommenter I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
“You think you can spot an opportunity, you could of stolen her wallet”.
Ok, Iñigo Pérez
@@mono.isgtds did-did you reply to your own comment?!
@@johnhenrymills4517 someone replied and then deleted it.
Could have*
Turns out this wasn’t a training video, but just a 90s movie about a woman suffering from severe schizophrenia, after some childhood trauma at the hands of uncle buster
The next employee in line girl just had AirPods in and was talking to her mom on the phone
This plot brought to you by M. Night Shyamalan.
This comment is odd only because i have an uncle named buster
Is he in jail now for murdering Lucile 2?
i worked at blockbuster back in 2007 and i can confirm this is real. i remember my manager warning me about this video before watching it like "its kind of creepy, but its supposed to be funny"
They didn't update their training video from 1990 to 2007... hard to believe....
Zachary Carlson I could totally see them not updating the training video. It’s blockbuster.
@@zacharycarlson3865 i worked in a massive casino that was still relatively new, only 10 years old, and they used some universal corporate pre made video from the early 90s for training. It was really weird. I wonder why they just didnt make their own new one that was more relatable and current.
@@zacharycarlson3865 I worked for a Food Lion (Grocery store) back in 2006 and one of our training videos had a section about not taking your pager out on to the floor. Sooo, I can believe that this would be one of the training videos
I work at Barnes and Noble’s and they haven’t an updated their training video for memberships since the early 2000’s or the 90s.
"I see an opportunity coming" *blockbuster doesn't update to streaming and doesn't create their adult chuck e cheese*
oh shit whaddup doug
They actually had a streaming service for a while but it failed
this comment deserves more likes
@Mr. Dog $GME to the moon, you mean?
An adult chuckie cheese is just a casino
"I'm Buster..., Buster Hymen, professional opportunist!"
Shout out to everyone who remembers VCR cleaning tapes with the felt scrubbers 😂👍also Marge's $5.64 black eye.
You might have known my father, Poppa Cherry
buster? i hardly know her
Oh dear god
Lol noooo
Rental trickster god harasses minimum wage employee (1990, colorized)
😂😂😂
Davvg underrated comment
Lmaooo
Dawg wait color was already introduced in 1990
Trenton Heath r/wooosh
Buster Sales is my sleep paralysis demon
Oh no... I think I'll just stick with my shadowy evil motherfucker that pokes me with things that feel like cattle prods.
*Whistles*
I wish
"I can see Him when I'm deep in the covers.
When I'm awake I don't see the motherfucker.
@@LokiCoyote77 they're needledickdemons
2:42 That moment when your company’s HR department is so powerless that you get sexually harassed by a training video
That reminds me when I “HAD FUN” with the goose statue in untitled goose game :)
Gus: I literally can't think of any other Sean Connery movies
Eddie: Makes joke about Hunt for Red October
@Mr. 8-Bit Doggo I know right how do you not think of the bond movies it also made reference to Peter Cellars and Woodie Alan who were in the Casino Royale spoof from the 60’s blockbuster must be bond fans
Hes dead now
Boop
So, you're telling me that someone named GUS, who has brothers named THOR and SVEN, is shocked at the name SPIKE?
those are cool names spike is a dumb name
@@burnpygmalion39 Spike is a dogs name
What's wrong with Thor and Sven?
Good, strong, existing Scandinavian names.
Anand R. Misir And Thor and Sven aren’t?
Gus's other brother is named Thor? that's incredible.
WAIT SHE DIDNT TELL BRIAN ABOUT HIS MOMS DELIVERY SERVICE!!! NOOOO!!! THE OPPURTUNITY!!!!
Nnnnnnnoooooo
N O O O O
that opportunity probably came later when she was off duty
It was off screen, that's how she scored him.
"Tell me more about my mom's delivery service. Tell me softer, in my ear... breathier... breathier..."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wish blockbuster was still in business so I could rent this masterpiece
Esha Gollapalli why would they have rented out their training videos?
@@bltvd they wouldnt
It was a rhetorical question but thanks Cap!
@@bltvd always ready to assist brother. Price out.
There is still the Last Blockbuster in Oregon. U.S. tourist treasure already.
Plot Twist: She has schizophrenia. Buster Sales is just a voice in her head.
😐
Snowflake
Noah N it’s not a joke it’s a genuine theory
@@DrMoonAtNight Really? Really now? Obviously I was joking. This shit is ridiculous. People take everything so f*cking serious these days. I dont even know what to say to you. This is one of the major problems in our society these days. Everyone wants to play the victim, everyone gets offended by the tiniest thing and wants to start a riot over it. If a joke this insignificant cut you so deeply, how are you going to make it through life without bleeding to death? How about you f*cking grow a pair and dont let petty shit affect you so easily?
@@apebeats6631 Is there a hidden comment? They literally just left an emoji. 😂 The only one getting hyped up and taking anything seriously is you. It could be a legit theory or a joke. Obviously it's a silly video, but chill out, man.
friend: whats wrong? you looked a little freaked out!
her: ive had this goddamed video demon called busta nut or something randomly showing up on the moniters to insult my job performance!
This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever heard, thank you
Awesome
Lol
Busta nut
Funniest yt comment I've ever read lmfao
"opportunist" often implied scammer y'know; "I wouldn't call my self a scammer..more of an, opportunist." that sort of thing
What's up with your profile name? Are you okay?!
Stanky Fish licker sounds good, stanky fish licker!
Yeah, opportunists do things like buying up stuff during a crisis and the selling them back at inflated prices.
@Stanky Fish licker I'm a girl but whatever lol
@@MJ-gm7km I changed it because everyone was so concerned lol yeah I was just being ~edgy~
For some reason that “I was eating brioche” moment at the beginning is hilariously funny to me
7:49 The Movie that the guy in the video was talking about was Casino Royale from 1967.
Yes, it was a spoof of 007 Bond films. Imdb.com
Oh my God, that movie is a garbage fire. And not even the kind that's fun to watch.
I just stumbled across that movie last week! It's available on Amazon Prime.
I used to work at Blockbuster, can confirm each employee got their own stalking genie in the TV
No wonder they went bankrupt
@@romajimamulo Yeah, magic lamps get pretty expensive
@@MissMadeleineSwann but it's a magical TV, that's even more expensive
@@romajimamulo exactly!
@@MissMadeleineSwann and then they had to make them invisible to the customers (I actually did rent games at one in my life)
they should have named him "Brock Buster"
Racist! 🇯🇵
DL Lambert
wha
Brock busturu with Asian actor. Would be gold..
@@DavidLLambertmobile How is that racist?
DL Lambert he’s talking about Brock the name.
6:52 - One is stocking, the other is stalking.
Good joke
Ha ha
“Yeah, I’m fine with Doug now” was the most somber, yet hilarious part...
*Time to totally send some totally normal stuff and not something weird to you guys.*
Versaucey how long will the dildo be?
6ix9ine UA-cam 8×3 feet
back to likebotting are we? im guessing you stopped for a while and realized how hard it is to get your attention from youtube comments naturally ;)
@@fatherexe _It's my dick in a box!_
TraXXXtar versaucey uses like bots?
The real question is what happened to Buster Sales after Blockbuster went bankrupt? Probably homeless harassing passers by with popcorn and cymbals crashing.
His soul trapped in the TVs of the Blockbuster stores might now finally come to rest forever in peace
He returned to Mount Olympus
He became the crash test dummy on Mythbusters. He got to keep the name.
He lives on in the last remaining Blockbuster in Alaska
He went on to start a small but honest company called Nett Flicks. He busted them sales with modern methods, even though he's still trapped inside CRT TVs. Once those all die, he'll either have to go to HDMI heaven or just his soul will be lost in the ether forever
"Don't get a horse, fella! Bite my pants!"
-Doug Simpson
Don’t forget about his nickname: El Dougo
Dont take a pig, buddy! Ingest my britches!
Never own a sheep friend! Swallow my jeans!
Don't purloin a chicken, pal! Digest my dungarees!
Don't procure a turkey, guy! Masticate my boxer briefs!
I love how they cut out all the parts of the video where it taught anything so we were just left guessing at what buster could possibly be telling marie in any given situation
The Ballad of Buster Sales.
All I could think about while watching this is buster scruggs.
Lemme tell you buddy, there's a better close...
See...you saw an opportunity
(girl notices TV talking and looks horrified)
(Burnt out employee behind the counter who’s been there since his twenties): “First time?”
Dude is so creepy, they should have named him Buster Cherry.
They locked Buster in the TV because he was a danger to everyone around him
That's not what happened, he died from a lightning strike while they were filming the training video and his ghost was transferred into the TV.
This comment is hilarious
next up on Shane Dawson conspiracy theory’s
“it was the nineties when we made that joke...” literally had me in tears
Opportunist: a person who exploits circumstances to gain immediate advantage rather than being guided by consistent principles or plans.
Nobody, 90s edition:
Christen: *pretty bogus actually*
Lmao weird. Browsing comments and watching the clip and I read this comment a few seconds before that line came up......
👍
she was literally asked "how's it going?"
You guys should do a podcast together
Actually they used to until gus passed away this is extremely insensitive
They do its called the tiny meat gang podcast
Sypher Game Studios okay but why don’t they do a podcast
ALAN that sounds too naughty for family friendly gus
@@FurgleBottom This is so sad. Can I get 10 medium fries?
I think Buster Sales was an employee 1 day from a promotion due to his amazing sales experience but one tragic night the shelves containing all the Looney Tunes collapsed on him and killed him, leaving his soul to forever haunt the screens with all the cartoon props from the covers that killed him, driving him insane and into a cartoon ghost himself, who can only rest once he has a prodigy who can finally earn the promotion he so desperately wanted in his name.
It's been over a year since this video came out and I'm still not over them calling that character "Marge Simpson"
So this came out in 1990, which means it was likely written and filmed in 1989...the first episode of The Simpsons wasn't until December of 1989, so it's likely that the woman being named Marge Simpson is just a gigantic coincidence!
There was a book written in the 30s called "The Day of the Locust". It has a character called Homer Simpson.
The first *episode*, yes, but not the first shorts. They'd been on the Tracey Ullman Show for at least a year--not that that would ensure the pop cultural familiarity either.
The Simpsons were a sketch show before 1989 so... you wrong boi lol
Thats assuming this video took longer than 3 weeks to right and produce?
What if The Simpsons copied block buster... Not likely but would be funny
I suppose Buster had retired before Blockbuster passed on the _opportunity_ to buy Netflix for $50 mil. #opportunitylost
@Lawn Mower how would BlockBuster be _selling out_ by _buying_ the rights to the then-small Netflix company?
Nat he’s either too young or he forgets Netflix used to originally come in the mail
"Parting is such sweet sorrow" - Doug
1:53 You can hear a very tiny “okay” come from the employee
I've never been so uncomfortable to be named Marie
Marie Powell cute as fuck
Bruh, how ya think I feel
Yo, Marie!
Helllllo Marie
_pushes up glasses_
@@dkisbeast Weirdass
"How did I do?"
Her hairspray lingered in the air, mixing with the ozone from the CRTs, brief respite from the coagulated stench of old plastic that caked into the walls, into the clothes, and into the minds of all who enter. Buster's eyes shifted, uncertain and lacking cohesion. He would be revealed if he remained for too long. He had to be brief.
"Your actions will always have consequences, Marie. Mrs. Simpson will return to her husband soon. That husband will discover the missing funds. He will enact change upon the world around you. Marie, you've done well for Blockbuster, and yet you don't appear to understand the cost beyond the register. Perhaps a sale is more important, perhaps a man is merely flesh, we are all shackled to humanity. Blockbuster strives for better. Blockbuster strives to be a beacon to weather the storm. A sign of hope deep within the hopeless caverns. There is always change, but that change can be created for good, or it can be entropy. You, Marie, strive to upend all that we do. You stray from our ideals, from our purpose. Be mindful of the turbulence, Marie. The chaos demands much, you might just want to hang on."
pls write a blockbuster training video inspired novel this is such good content
Please write more Blockbuster fanfiction
I’d pay you to write more
As a former 90s Blockbuster employee I just wanted to let you know that “cleaning your VCR heads every 20 hours” means every 20 hours of VCR use (which is still absolutely ridiculous). I’m sure a hundred other former Blockbuster employees have mentioned this already. Anyway, it was glorious to watch this video again.
Did you meet Buster Sales?
Eddies reaction to Brian had me in tears
Same
Legends claim that Buster haunts the souls of past Blockbuster employees to this day
*3am in the morning, the TV turns on* I SENSE AN OPPORTUNITY SARAH
@@mikerice868 goddamn I'd shoot the tv
Five years... it has been more than five years since Blockbuster crashed and I lost my job.
I never found a job after that, never will. My life has gone to shit. But he won't leave me alone. My eyes wander towards the gun. I can hear his voice.
_"I SEE AN OPPOTUNITY"_
I wish i could delete this from my mind and then rewatch it. This sideswiped me entirely.
come and give it another watch
I thought homegirl was gonna end up in the t.v.
Edit
You guys and gals are why I do what I do. 🤣
👇🏻Thanks!
Jezus the ring up in this beach
That's a dark turn. All blockbuster staff members are eternally trapped in the TV, forced to help new employees.
Same tho
Trapped in the T.V? What is this Persona 4?
That’s what happens when a blockbuster dies all of there employees are locked in the tv until some one makes a new blockbuster
THEY SHOULDVE NAMED HIM
“BROCK” BUSTER
Well whoever approved it definitely doesn’t have a job anymore
i have no job because i am the unprettiest youtuber WORLDWIDE
Probably dead too
Good. I hope Blockbuster fires everyone involved with this
That's what they get for not taking that opportunity.
kremit the frog They went out of business, ofc he got laid off
opportunism is when you make economically beneficial but morally bad decisions
I love how Gus just whole heartedly laughs during these commentary videos
When Eddie started to take his pants off I died.
I applied for a job at Blockbuster when I was 17 and they didn't hire me #blessed
Their IQ minimum is 72.
Petition to have Gus and Eddy reenact the entirety of the training video
I would be okay with Gus and Eddy making a parody series in which Buster Sales pops up in other venues outside of Blockbuster. :)
Low budget training video
They should Swede it
*says dramatically* Mother of God... *slowly removes glasses *
"Do not receive receive a farm animal mister. Consume my trousers"- Doug Simpson
Gus knows his shit about baseball and that makes me happy
The movie that kid was looking for with Woody Allen and Peter Sellers was "What's New Pussycat?"
She should've told him to buy twenty of them (plus one movie called "It's Not Unusual")
@@elsie8757 oh I get it, John mulaney.
@@soggy2371 Yup!
Elsie OMG BEST COMMENT
Woa oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh
I can't believe Eddy Burback was generous enough to let someone like Gus be in the same room as him.
HEY, its me Buster Sales!
Fuck yes, Buster Sales.
Missed “opportunity” for Buster to use a tornado siren to grab her attention
That would make for a funny skit. Some dude trapped in a tv dimension giving bad unsolicited life advice while shitting on every choice someone makes no matter how good it is.
Mom im coming!
Eldest Gruff SNL Debbie downer. Just without being stuck in the tv.
The moment Buster Sales appeared in the television I had a flood of PTSD, holy shit I remember this video
Did you work at Blockbuster?
thank you for your service
He can't hurt you anymore.... Hes going away in that television box for a long time
13:32 Gus' look is just absolute perfection.
I just picture some guy at Walmart looking at his watch like "Oh no, it's pushing on 20 hours gotta run home and clean my VCR heads." And his wife is like but honey we haven't watched a movie in a while." And he's like "Well the girl at Blockbuster said..."
*WE’LL TALK MORE ABOUT OPPORTUNITIES LATER*
FBI open up
Thumbnail says "Hey Marie" but dialogue is actually "Yo Marie"
Clickbait confirmed
We need more Doug in our lives
7:32 For anyone wondering, the movie’s called “What’s New, Pussycat?”.
"I sense an opportunity coming."
*Ad plays*
Absolutely perfect
You should do more content like this. Both of you guys’ commentary had my dying
I was gonna like, but you're at 420, and I just couldn't ruin that
@@connervettrus6955 I see , a man of honor
I started crying laughing when gus said "I can't grab from up here"
Marge is clearly setting Doug up with Marie in order to get the two of them out from underneath the domineering thumb of Richard.
My mum said I'd get in trouble for not returning my VHS of The Never Ending story to Blockbuster. But who gets to ride with Falcor every weekend now, huh mum!
This maybe the best blockbuster related comment ever
I have that fucking exact movie from like 2004 stolen from blockbuster
I guess you’re the opportunist now!
@@ckw4244 I hope it wasn't our fault they closed down.
Should've sued for false advertising when the story ended.
HONEY I'M GIVING BIRTH WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
Wait it's your turn to clean the VCR
The lack of actual information being provided that employee is rage inducing.
RIP gus and eddy
Anyone else thinking “they mean clean it after 20 hours worth of watching on VCR”
I can tell you that is what it means. Source: I'm from the vhs/betamax days.
That's not even a full day of movie watching for Gus. Did he stutter?
tre that’s what i was thinking and with that information it doesn’t sound as weird. that’s like 10 average-length movies. still made for a funny joke though.
yikers
Yeah but that not funny
Petition to send all of eddy’s mail to gus’ box and vise versa.
agree
Eddy is fat as FUCK
I haven’t laughed this much at anything in a while
I know on demand is so much easier, but I really miss going down to family video, browsing the movies, renting something, and buying a snack
PLEASE turn these types of videos into a series. I actually laughed out at this video
What is your fucking pfp
I see it everywhere
Stabby boi z it’s the main character of the first Deus Ex game you casual
i hope so
This looks like 2 dads trying to do UA-cam
Going pretty strong though
Yeah, 2 HILARIOUS dads...
two dad's that pay your phone bill. prick.
*Zaddies
Gus is just a 12 y/o with a mustache
80's softp*rn ruined me... when I see those lowres gritty video's and hear that synth music I automaticly expect to see a lot of bodyhair..
what
Hayden Burns watch some porn from the 80s and 90s bro
o h g o d
It was better in those days. The hair era
Legend has it that buster sales is still stuck in all the left over televisions torn from every shut down BlockBuster
i heard that nowadays buster sales has a cushy gig tormenting the innocent souls who still use redbox kiosks
proud of him!
I lost it at "you're gonna have sex with Doug to sell more movies...to Marge." Brilliant video y'all.
Damn, Gus and Eddy have perfect chemistry, it's unreal
I did a little research and found that the film the creepy boy was looking for is a Comedy/Sex Comedy called “What’s new, Pussycat?”
You’re welcome
you're supposed to clean them every 20 hours of use... that misunderstanding alone made me laugh
The hookup lines are just proper 90's material
I work at Panera and our online training is called Baguette University, the website says BU too. Interesting
Why do actresses in the 80s/90s all sound the same?
I too wanna know why
remember, they ALSO sounded the same in the 30s/40's, the 40's/50's, the 50's/60's, the .... you get my point.
they did until like 1998 and idk why
i’ve literally always wondered this
cause technology wasnt the same my grandmother doesnt talk like that
LMFAO I am getting "That's Cringe" Cody Ko and Noel Miller vibes from this. You guys should do more of these, it's hilarious.
Bustersales is above physical form
He also reminds me of Q from Star Trek TNG
Thanks for this training Gus and Eddy, I'm going to go apply tomorrow!
Another soul taken by blockbuster
Hope you get the job! I heard they're a really big deal these days.