The AFK Ishtar Incident

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2024

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  • @taehyunlee4584
    @taehyunlee4584 7 років тому +146

    That donation at the end... savage

  • @sly2218
    @sly2218 7 років тому +73

    Walking away and missing a donation... $150.
    Failing to kill AFK Ishtar.... PRICELESS :)

  • @Raum89
    @Raum89 7 років тому +63

    "sry was afk" The new line to drop when u kill the Bee ;)

  • @shoddyaerodrome7586
    @shoddyaerodrome7586 7 років тому +77

    Bless you for having the balls to post this Bjorn!

  • @Mic_Glow
    @Mic_Glow 7 років тому +15

    Someday I wish to be as good in pvp as the Ishtar pilot

  • @leonardogaskin5438
    @leonardogaskin5438 7 років тому +24

    OMFG Bjorn... I almost Peed watching this, specially the end "SORRY I WAS AFK" LMAO!

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому

      I know lol, it killed me x)

  • @CaliTheRaven
    @CaliTheRaven 7 років тому +12

    Holy shit that donation at the end made me stop breathing altogether
    I'm still laughing about it too

  • @gaterzoom
    @gaterzoom 7 років тому +10

    This is the funniest Eve related thing I've ever seen

  • @slimysi99
    @slimysi99 7 років тому +6

    I feel your pain, Bjorn!
    I once probed down a combat logged Oneiros with my Rapier. He logged back in while I was chipping away his armour buffer- and he scrammed and killed me with drones. :(

  • @r2vape
    @r2vape 7 років тому +15

    Bjorn, i cannot stop laughing at the end mate, this was hilarious. words cannot describe the comedy right now.

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому +5

      I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

  • @LeighGionaire
    @LeighGionaire 7 років тому +24

    Respect for posting an epic fail - I occasionally have fail days like this too when playing Eve.

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому +6

      Gotta be able to laugh at yourself :)

  • @Alkezo1
    @Alkezo1 7 років тому +8

    This, here, is the hallmark of PvP.

  • @glassarmshattering
    @glassarmshattering 7 років тому +3

    Hey Bjorn! This was really good. The feeling of landing right next to him at the first MJD attempt must have felt awesome and was worth everything. The whole act was like watching somebody trying to open a tin can with a tooth pick. But its so intense cause you almost got it done! More of this man. Love your vids! :P

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому +1

      Glad you enjoyed it :D I like the metaphor you used to describe this scenario, because you're right, this definitely wasn't the right tool for the job xD This particular fit is actually really fun in Lowsec where you can just dock up and rep up after every engagement.

  • @isosnitsky
    @isosnitsky 7 років тому +2

    i imagine "No time for caution" from interstellar playing when bjorn tries to warp onto ishtar guy

  • @jamesoneill9831
    @jamesoneill9831 4 роки тому +3

    Never forget this Bjorn, never!

  • @dalastspartan283
    @dalastspartan283 7 років тому +10

    good times ! is this how to Ishtar afk pvp ?

  • @DeepfryX
    @DeepfryX 3 роки тому +2

    This is still my favorite Eve video of all time :D

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  3 роки тому

      And I'll never live it down :D

  • @OriginalThisAndThat
    @OriginalThisAndThat 7 років тому +1

    I wonder if the ishtar pilot saw this video...

  • @WoolyWhiteRhinoTV
    @WoolyWhiteRhinoTV 6 років тому

    trying to kill that Ishtar was like playing chess against master PC AI.

  • @alejolopezjr7698
    @alejolopezjr7698 7 років тому

    you can always change ur keep at distance to 80km and when he swings into u just MJD into him

  • @demigod8522
    @demigod8522 Рік тому

    That donation was percetly timed at the end...

  • @CainSeldon
    @CainSeldon 3 роки тому

    I just found this clip Bjorn, and honest to god probably the greatest shit i have seen in a while. Thank you.

  • @swordwisper
    @swordwisper 7 років тому

    Ah, I remember one time our FC "slightly" mistaked system names and sent scout in one system and fleet jumped to other. That 30 seconds in jump cloak when we have seen what waited us behind the gate were almost same in intensity as this ishtar incident. I know how it feels :)

  • @User9r682
    @User9r682 7 років тому +1

    Best part is you knew what was going to happen but went in anyway :p

  • @nz1018
    @nz1018 7 років тому

    what time does he say sorry afk i cbf watching it all

  • @howard494
    @howard494 7 років тому

    as a hauler, i smiled so big to this.

  • @whitewolf1477
    @whitewolf1477 7 років тому +4

    iv shared this as a meme

  • @TheYuehan
    @TheYuehan 7 років тому +1

    See kids, and that's why Ishtars is better then Carrier!

  • @cptbfrank
    @cptbfrank 7 років тому

    Absolutely glorious. I need to find out how to join your roams. I dont play much anymore, but your shit is too funny. You make the game fun again.

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому

      We do public fleets from Jita/Amarr, most days at 18:00 Eve time. You can join my in-game channel for more info: The Beehive

  • @lordfenrir1394
    @lordfenrir1394 7 років тому

    "This is REALLY EVE 2.0"
    This need to be in the EVE stories clips in the next Tournament man! LOLOLOL

  • @fatherrussell5303
    @fatherrussell5303 3 роки тому

    Anybody ever left click dragged to screen rotate on Bjorn's videos accidentally thinking you're in game?

  • @KCzz15
    @KCzz15 7 років тому

    "There was an attempt"

  • @foxhound9545
    @foxhound9545 7 років тому

    still as funny today as it was on stream , thanks for the content nerd !

  • @bikeguy3034
    @bikeguy3034 7 років тому

    OMFG.....sheesh the Ishtar should have at least locked you up...pissed himself when he saw you in structure and finished you off....slowly....with 1 drone....a hobgoblin.

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 7 років тому

      He did lock him up... before he warped off (you can see the yellowbox on the overview).

  • @YunocTV
    @YunocTV 7 років тому +3

    You just made my day XD

  • @xConundrumx
    @xConundrumx 2 місяці тому

    Ah yes ... this is going to be good ...

  • @ottowalter3825
    @ottowalter3825 7 років тому

    you hiding bjorn? its unavailable now, o well saw it live :P

  • @FlashthyberLP
    @FlashthyberLP Рік тому

    6 years ago .. MonkaS

  • @XyrianHD
    @XyrianHD 7 років тому

    I watched this video about 10 times by now and god damn its funny every single time.

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому

      xD This vid again.. Every now and then someone posts a comment on here and I'm reminded of this GODDAMN AFK ISHTAR xD Glad you enjoy it :D I don't regret uploading it. I actually enjoy looking back on these kind of moments and just facepalm whilst telling myself "Bjorn you scrub.."

    • @XyrianHD
      @XyrianHD 7 років тому

      Ah everyone had such moments maybe not to such a degree but nontheless. I warped my tengu straight into a friendly neutbomb not even a week ago and died about 20 sec later due to it.

  • @Oryngton
    @Oryngton 7 років тому

    You are so done with this, Bjorn, haha

  • @suprqt
    @suprqt 7 років тому +7

    Holy shit what is this game? Just randomly saw this video in my recommended section and thought the game looked awesome.
    EDIT: It's EVE.

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому +6

      Yeah, it's Eve Online! It's got a free to play part to it now, called Alpha Clones. I often take brand new players out on big fleets and we get into all sorts of fights. You're more than welcome to join us if you decide to give Eve a shot :) There's really no game like it out there.

  • @mlits
    @mlits 7 років тому

    I can't stop laughing, 1st coffee with this vid to start my day, holy shit I'm crying :D Thanks !

  • @MrDaishee
    @MrDaishee 7 років тому

    Respect for Ziggy

  • @Pippan
    @Pippan 2 роки тому

    UA-cam recommendations on point.

  • @DeepfryX
    @DeepfryX 7 років тому +1

    Beautiful. My new favourite Eve video of all time. Forget Rooks and Kings, this was just hilarious :D

  • @bonescripter
    @bonescripter 7 років тому

    did you swallow kryptonite

  • @henterpriser5779
    @henterpriser5779 9 місяців тому

    Bjorn such a great times 🤣

  • @EMSrob78
    @EMSrob78 3 роки тому

    LMFAO WTB Microwarp Drive lol

  • @chrislatham6740
    @chrislatham6740 7 років тому +1

    rapid heavies next time maybe?

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому +2

      Chris Latham That and maybe a prop mod x)

  • @viodfirion
    @viodfirion 7 років тому

    Just sitting here laughing my butt off.

  • @fluffy341
    @fluffy341 7 років тому +1

    why would that guy be afk? are his drones just killing alll of the rats cus they have an agressive mode? im bad at eve

  • @jogyrt1858
    @jogyrt1858 2 роки тому

    Why haven't I seen this before!? FML

  • @PorucznikBorewicz
    @PorucznikBorewicz 7 років тому +1

    Outplayed.

  • @Gugukax
    @Gugukax 7 років тому +1

    Mobile depot and and prop in cargo next time.

  • @tharealBDOGG
    @tharealBDOGG 7 років тому

    that was fuking beyond bud and i bet that $150 came from ziggy lol

  • @Heinsfisch
    @Heinsfisch 7 років тому +3

    Bjorn, you'r my god hahaha

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому +1

      :P Glad you enjoyed it.

  • @Sgt_Hest
    @Sgt_Hest 7 років тому

    This was the funniest shit ever, that you have done 😅

  • @GenFalcon
    @GenFalcon 8 місяців тому

    Because mathematician

  • @tylereveland7022
    @tylereveland7022 7 років тому

    WOW.... Bjorn.... Wow

  • @AcidForFree2
    @AcidForFree2 7 років тому

    Best youtube video ever!! Bjorn for the win!! :)

  • @_DUx
    @_DUx 3 роки тому

    Made my day! I died from laughing 😂

  • @noliverk
    @noliverk 7 років тому

    This was amazing.

  • @timur_podbor
    @timur_podbor 7 років тому

    FML applause

  • @Spasmomen
    @Spasmomen 7 років тому

    Easily your best video!
    I learned a lot btw, with those pings.

  • @TheBcm27
    @TheBcm27 7 років тому

    As a fellow Bjorn, I feel the shame.

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому +1

      Yeah, I let all the Bjorn's down with this one x)

  • @kevinswanson4361
    @kevinswanson4361 7 років тому +2

    i love your videos and you got balls of steel to put that on you tube

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому

      Yeah, you have to be able to laugh at yourself :D
      Glad you enjoy the content :)

    • @kevinswanson4361
      @kevinswanson4361 7 років тому

      hoping to catch your next fleet in game :-)

  • @lettexa
    @lettexa 7 років тому +1

    AFK PvP Ishtar wins :D

  • @tomorrow3582
    @tomorrow3582 6 місяців тому

    Wtf was this fit even supposed to be? No tank, no prop mod, 18km range? FC wat do?

  • @guigolum
    @guigolum 7 років тому

    laughed my ass off…

  • @ClaretCarcinogen
    @ClaretCarcinogen 7 років тому

    why you got them torpedo beats?
    just bad.

  • @hamsamich9
    @hamsamich9 6 років тому

    This video made my day lol

  • @tylereveland7022
    @tylereveland7022 7 років тому

    Just watched this, life is now complete... you scrub

  • @nationalnightlynews8553
    @nationalnightlynews8553 6 місяців тому

    this is eve

  • @aleverettes2789
    @aleverettes2789 7 років тому

    New meta confirmed LOL
    AFK pvp

  • @electricsoldier3401
    @electricsoldier3401 7 років тому

    i LOL'd so hard thanks for that i needed it

  • @leshreddur
    @leshreddur 7 років тому +1

    seriously laughed until my sides hurt lol. next time lead your target, he's orbiting lol. Or yes, dual prop or bring a mwd, oops them rats hurts

  • @vitaliyp1988
    @vitaliyp1988 7 років тому

    wow just wow

  • @adriannereyes8270
    @adriannereyes8270 7 років тому +1

    Wasp Is luuuuuuuuuuul. Also Bjorn. Come visit me in Horde's ratting pocket. I'll be afk in my Ishtar too for you to gank me ;)

  • @jimr4247
    @jimr4247 3 роки тому

    hello youtube algorism

  • @terranu1
    @terranu1 4 роки тому

    I bet the donation came from a RMT'er.

  • @Sir_Loin_Of_Beef
    @Sir_Loin_Of_Beef 7 років тому

    So much fail in so little time...

  • @Ancient1981
    @Ancient1981 7 років тому

    Deleted it?

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому +2

      What, no? Maybe the background music is blocked in your country. Here's a twitch link to it: www.twitch.tv/videos/135902889

    • @Ancient1981
      @Ancient1981 7 років тому

      Thx, seems, vid doesnt work in ipad youtube mode, but works fine in standard.

  • @terryfuldsgaming7995
    @terryfuldsgaming7995 7 років тому

    this is too funny!

  • @Coreterra
    @Coreterra 7 років тому

    my god

  • @Nikit0sx
    @Nikit0sx 7 років тому +1

    Hey Bjorn! use mobile depot and MWD next time scrub! also you can use armor and hull rep in cargo

  • @TheBullant84
    @TheBullant84 7 років тому

    lol droped 9sec ago :)

  • @yannisozastate9641
    @yannisozastate9641 7 років тому

    wtf

  • @GlenSwan
    @GlenSwan 7 років тому

    This is why I quit EVE. :D

  • @Dakarn
    @Dakarn 7 років тому

    Bjorn.... Why U so bad? LOL
    You're like... on my level now. :/

    • @BjornBee
      @BjornBee  7 років тому

      hahaha, some days man.. some days x)

  • @Jento
    @Jento 7 років тому

    LMFAO

  • @skinlijad
    @skinlijad 7 років тому

    ahhahahaha

  • @wusher1986
    @wusher1986 7 років тому

    ROFL

  • @samuelmolinasaltorman_dev8001
    @samuelmolinasaltorman_dev8001 2 роки тому

    hahaha nicee

  • @BloodRuin
    @BloodRuin 7 років тому

    Its almost like no one is figuring out that prop mods are useful and buffer fits are unsustainable......wierd

  • @AIIerion
    @AIIerion 7 років тому

    FIRST!

  • @jamesnail7183
    @jamesnail7183 7 років тому

    lmfao