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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • Ah. The 6th part to the cursed comment saga. Will it ever end? Probably.
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  • @pajamapantsjack
    @pajamapantsjack 5 років тому +40390

    I got text from friends saying they saw that comment on ifunny..
    This comment god life is a blessing and a curse oz

  • @FakeOutReads
    @FakeOutReads 5 років тому +5206

    Why didn't i listen to the "stop eating" warning...

    • @TheMrTommo
      @TheMrTommo 5 років тому +46

      Because you had airbods on, you couldn't hear it

    • @GorosTheGod
      @GorosTheGod 5 років тому +34

      Ok, so at least I'm not the only one who spat out their dog burger.

    • @KingTv.
      @KingTv. 5 років тому +8

      At least I did

    • @WHATTHEFUCK_BOOM
      @WHATTHEFUCK_BOOM 5 років тому +8

      Was gonna like but it was at 69

    • @youtubec.i.a3197
      @youtubec.i.a3197 5 років тому +13

      @@cuvsly r/cursed comments

  • @rawrfunkle9863
    @rawrfunkle9863 5 років тому +754

    "mama didnt raise a quitter"
    If you can't beat em
    Join em
    I know I am

  • @_sqwid
    @_sqwid 5 років тому +866

    What’s PETA gonna do when u send pictures of an animal eating another animal. Convince the carnivores to go vegan?

    • @peasmehasselberg975
      @peasmehasselberg975 4 роки тому +31

      Exactly.

    • @jamesvivian2855
      @jamesvivian2855 4 роки тому +92

      Pretty sure they tried that at some stage

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 роки тому +12

      Ye probably

    • @therexsystem4818
      @therexsystem4818 4 роки тому +95

      @@jamesvivian2855 they actually campaign for dogs and cats to "go vegan", it's so sad and cruel. 😭

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 4 роки тому +74

      @@therexsystem4818 Honestly, anyone who encourages that should be locked up for animal cruelty.

  • @thenormalpsycho4198
    @thenormalpsycho4198 5 років тому +1890

    "Well it was a great lake day until my dog tried to drown my sister."
    .... *AND THEN IT GOT BETTER.*

    • @peasmehasselberg975
      @peasmehasselberg975 5 років тому +20

      Sounds like all of my friends who have siblings.

    • @Nikysach
      @Nikysach 5 років тому +1

      Loooool

    • @niqsy6116
      @niqsy6116 5 років тому +7

      *I GOT TO KISS MY SISTER!*

    • @Sanetless
      @Sanetless 5 років тому +1

      Oh my god stepbro, what are you doing?! I'm trying to take a shower!

    • @leomaso7894
      @leomaso7894 4 роки тому +1

      The Normal Psycho then came the next part... (sweet home Alabama music intensifies)

  • @ephemera-noctourniquet
    @ephemera-noctourniquet 5 років тому +2019

    "Discovering something, that doesn't exist!"
    "Your mom."
    Genuinely hardest wheeze of my life

    • @beepboopzeroideas107
      @beepboopzeroideas107 5 років тому +7

      So you wheeze when you laugh really hard as well!

    • @someperson9862
      @someperson9862 5 років тому +3

      Riolu something else that doesn’t exist my spine

    • @ArtsieWolf
      @ArtsieWolf 5 років тому +4

      Riolu I felt so baadddddd

    • @housemelancholy8788
      @housemelancholy8788 5 років тому +2

      My hardest wheeze was just at this comment itself

    • @jeshcar
      @jeshcar 5 років тому +3

      Discovering something that doesn't exist!
      MY DAD

  • @lixlix4689
    @lixlix4689 5 років тому +1048

    When my cat tries to drink out of a glass it’s “adorable” and “cute”, but when I drink out of the toilet I’m “weird” and a “disappointment” honestly double standards

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 5 років тому +12

      Ik

    • @TomTom-dj1xs
      @TomTom-dj1xs 4 роки тому +29

      No you aren't a disappointment. Not in my cult.

    • @Account-vr4ch
      @Account-vr4ch 4 роки тому +7

      *Oh my lord*

    • @TomTom-dj1xs
      @TomTom-dj1xs 4 роки тому +3

      @@kflagor I am sorry, i have to ask the supreme leader

    • @AlmiGaslighter
      @AlmiGaslighter 4 роки тому +1

      Tom Tom so what did the supreme leader say?

  • @trudiesavage9511
    @trudiesavage9511 4 роки тому +645

    "It was a great lake day untill my dog tried to drown my sister"
    Sounds like a beginning sentence to a chapter in Percy Jackson.

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 роки тому +29

      Yeah it does
      So does
      I wanted to make a cursed comment but I don't want to be smited
      Let me try again
      "An electric rat attacks Leo"
      That's better

    • @anubi5_bbx461
      @anubi5_bbx461 4 роки тому +11

      @@reapermaster1233 Pokémon, gotta catch them all!

    • @logando3305
      @logando3305 4 роки тому +4

      Oh you made the joke first...
      How... *nice*

    • @trudiesavage9511
      @trudiesavage9511 4 роки тому +2

      I forgot I made this comment and was surprised I was some what funny

    • @beaglesforlife3361
      @beaglesforlife3361 3 роки тому +1

      yeah

  • @Marisanrisa
    @Marisanrisa 5 років тому +4257

    “I’m not planning on drinking. I hate the taste of alcohol.”
    Wait a minute

  • @bradleyunderhill6449
    @bradleyunderhill6449 5 років тому +2600

    “Speaking of seducing cats” goes onto the new cats trailer... is there something you’re not telling us?

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 5 років тому +102

      Not even Rule 34 can make p*rn of it.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 5 років тому +21

      *you're

    • @bradleyunderhill6449
      @bradleyunderhill6449 5 років тому +26

      Amazing Autist thanks for telling me, YOU’RE that type of person.

    • @KevinTheProto5019
      @KevinTheProto5019 5 років тому +4

      what cat trailer

    • @Arch-sz1bg
      @Arch-sz1bg 5 років тому +22

      KevinTheProto5019 just look it up and u will immediately regret it

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 років тому +2131

    “You punch a couple hundred orphans and suddenly you’re ‘mean’ “
    -Ryan Reynolds

    • @DraedonDev
      @DraedonDev 5 років тому +6

      no u

    • @mozzy6057
      @mozzy6057 5 років тому +60

      What are they gonna do? *tell their parents??*

    • @velorien9965
      @velorien9965 5 років тому +24

      oh so it's 'normal' and 'their job' when teachers watch kids in school all day but when i do it...

    • @gabethefriend1670
      @gabethefriend1670 5 років тому +4

      That’s not a challenge!
      That’s Tuesday!!

    • @MafuyusZoloft
      @MafuyusZoloft 5 років тому +3

      @ *y o u r t o e s h a n d t h e m o v e r*

  • @ladystardust5192
    @ladystardust5192 5 років тому +1090

    Yes, the bassist did play Toto's Africa in Africa.

    • @ladystardust5192
      @ladystardust5192 4 роки тому +6

      @Jack I haven't seen that video, but he most likely did.

    • @brendanbarnard
      @brendanbarnard 4 роки тому +7

      @ZedDoesGames what's up my fellow SLAPPer

    • @varicolour
      @varicolour 4 роки тому +5

      Slap like now 👋🏻

    • @felwinterslie8223
      @felwinterslie8223 4 роки тому

      He also played bench lazania (I can't spell that properly forgive me spelling gods) outside of tseries hq

    • @superspicy4215
      @superspicy4215 4 роки тому +2

      I read bassist as bastard

  • @CC-il3hw
    @CC-il3hw 5 років тому +871

    Saw that cats movie trailer at the cinema today, heard some guy behind me whisper "damned furries" and chocked on my popcorn

    • @Dan-jp7oc
      @Dan-jp7oc 5 років тому +60

      I dont think furries are responsible for that god awful trailer

    • @fish-pw8fh
      @fish-pw8fh 5 років тому +60

      hell, im a furry and i havent seen it, and just that one picture of it terrifies me
      they look like they eat orphans

    • @mementojoy
      @mementojoy 5 років тому +3

      Maybe he’s just a closeted furry

    • @Dan-jp7oc
      @Dan-jp7oc 5 років тому +1

      Joy Grace who?

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 5 років тому +37

      @@Dan-jp7oc if furries were responsible then at least it would look better. Horrifying in a different way maybe, but better.

  • @veeloocityyy
    @veeloocityyy 5 років тому +1217

    The 9/11 one.....
    Dear god man, you just caused trauma to the children with you and the teacher.

  • @scepticalhyenas5750
    @scepticalhyenas5750 5 років тому +743

    3:45
    Wow I can't believe Dr. Who would do that. They must really be running out of ideas for the new seasons.

  • @kokichiouma1806
    @kokichiouma1806 5 років тому +671

    ”I’m not planning on drinking, I hate the taste of alcohol.”
    *How do you know what alcohol tastes like then*

    • @jbzangyat
      @jbzangyat 5 років тому +31

      Hey man how's afterlife like realising your suicide was a waste?

    • @sewermommy666
      @sewermommy666 5 років тому

      Hmm

    • @nellietobey7448
      @nellietobey7448 5 років тому +7

      @@raphaelryan392 *gets out gun* The fuck did you just say?

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 5 років тому +23

      @@nellietobey7448 y'know his death really *crushed* me

    • @martinswife2008
      @martinswife2008 5 років тому +10

      Kokichi Ouma I know what alcohol tastes like and I'm not even the right age for it yet my grandmother gave me a bit of wine cause she read an article that it would help stomach problems that might've happened to her too or she might've accidently drank her mother beer or wine and didn't like the taste.

  • @czechmate8287
    @czechmate8287 5 років тому +880

    I read that as "Doctor Who, decapitates baby"
    That screwdriver is a wonder tool.

  • @Zudexa
    @Zudexa 5 років тому +229

    "Because Billie isn't 18 yet"
    *_stops drinking soda in disgust_*

    • @DelicateWillow
      @DelicateWillow 5 років тому +14

      Ikr! Age means nothing how could they juge someone for age like that! Its 2019 END AGEISM

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 5 років тому +2

      Wtf

    • @iwannafucktomfuckingriddle8338
      @iwannafucktomfuckingriddle8338 5 років тому +8

      incest for the win-cest i can see it now

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 5 років тому +2

      @@iwannafucktomfuckingriddle8338 again wtf

    • @Beefug
      @Beefug 5 років тому +2

      @@captaindonut5240 it's a joke, dark as it may be, it could be worse.
      Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go step into my german shower.

  • @Jacob-ss2nn
    @Jacob-ss2nn 5 років тому +257

    4:29
    "They had us in both halves, not gonna lie"

  • @jamesclark6864
    @jamesclark6864 5 років тому +195

    R/brandnewsentence “Yeah, now that they’re talking about vehicular manslaughter, I think I’ll acknowledge how close it is to midnight.”

    • @nova552
      @nova552 4 роки тому

      I'm in the same situation buddy

    • @nova552
      @nova552 4 роки тому

      I was kidding but while we're at it, 3:00 pm in Canada on Sunday last year

  • @monkeyman2728
    @monkeyman2728 5 років тому +1065

    Wtf I just came here from an r/unexpectedlywholesome vid and the transition from sweet to bitter is...jarring

    • @null2010
      @null2010 5 років тому +14

      I watch the evil horrid stuff then watch the pure stuff. Its like a mind cleanser

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 5 років тому +7

      @@null2010 It's like going from shit chocolate to milk chocolate. Except your mouth tastes like ass.

    • @nekomancie7419
      @nekomancie7419 5 років тому +13

      @@synckar6380 both are good with enough salt

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 років тому +3

      @@synckar6380
      There's a flavor I must now try! 🍫💩

    • @dohnutz6454
      @dohnutz6454 5 років тому

      Same

  • @Max-df2vp
    @Max-df2vp 5 років тому +174

    When you said UwU street, when I get uncomfortable my toes curl in, and my dumbass with a broken toe curled them and screamed 🙄

  • @boxlad777
    @boxlad777 5 років тому +654

    8:57 Everyone bashing Toad but Mario is holding a freaking picnic mat and nobody says anything

    • @fatal_havoc4819
      @fatal_havoc4819 5 років тому +53

      He is taking the blanket to eat peach mate

    • @Lilith_The_Demon_Queen
      @Lilith_The_Demon_Queen 5 років тому +12

      Aesthetic Flames nah Mario brought toad we won’t have to see him anymore ever again

    • @SkelatoLP
      @SkelatoLP 5 років тому +18

      Marios food is in another castle

    • @Justadeerthatgames
      @Justadeerthatgames 5 років тому +1

      and toad wants to play tennis

    • @jaketoconnell
      @jaketoconnell 5 років тому +12

      Also Luigi is bringing beer. I mean, how old is Toad?

  • @theweirdone641
    @theweirdone641 5 років тому +235

    Me and my friends send “Your toes hand em over” to each other all the mofo time its not even funny anymore

  • @mrclean3472
    @mrclean3472 5 років тому +172

    “Remember if you do drugs you go to hell before you die”-Super Mario

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 5 років тому +3

      Kinda of ironic that Mario is telling us to not do drugs

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 5 років тому +3

      That's why they're doin' Toad

    • @groda3338
      @groda3338 4 роки тому +1

      He just wants them all for himself

    • @LightSoul-8
      @LightSoul-8 4 роки тому

      "JESUS MARIO, YOU'RE SCARRIN' THE KIDS FOR LIFE HERE! Ya' gonna tell me that I'll go to _actual HELL_ before I die?!"

  • @RealStraySounds
    @RealStraySounds 5 років тому +249

    At 10:00 I thought “depends where the horse finished...”
    Then I realized how messed up of a human being I am....
    I regret nothing

    • @ikkuhishikawa7982
      @ikkuhishikawa7982 5 років тому +5

      I think you'd only gain calories if you were to eat it
      Anal ejaculation shouldn't make you fatter but good luck cleaning it out

    • @tvsty5830
      @tvsty5830 5 років тому +7

      @@ikkuhishikawa7982 idk man, hentai taught me different things

    • @Fav-ie
      @Fav-ie 5 років тому +1

      @@tvsty5830
      6
      )
      6

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 років тому +2

      Stop.

    • @sachiel197
      @sachiel197 5 років тому

      Stop! You have violated the law!
      Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence

  • @InsanityVirus
    @InsanityVirus 5 років тому +978

    When you immediately look for Pajamapants Jack in the comments are you are in no way disappointed

  • @palidengamer2540
    @palidengamer2540 5 років тому +192

    "mama didn't raise a quitter"
    me: "........Are you sure about that?"
    Xenomorph: _reEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEeEeEEEEeEeeeeeEEEeEEEEeEEEeEEEEEEeEeEEeEEEEE_

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 5 років тому +4

      Dude, i know my science
      In sometime around a couple years, i can make a *s a f e* xenomorph
      Starting with it's pH
      Then basic instincts
      Intelligence
      A deep need to protect its young
      Overall behaviour
      Then reproduction, so that humans can be relatively like Annie, change the target host (and/or birth metods, less bloody more gaggy, like a mouth tadpole)
      Go for that weirdly cute puppy (infant) look, everyone seems to be in love with.... I'll make weird cats, but the size of a Globetrotter
      :3, MY ALIEN WILL MAKE FURRY NOICES AND EVERYONE WILL HATE IT

    • @fanciedyou
      @fanciedyou 4 роки тому +4

      Ay I'd still smash one ngl

    • @cadianguardsman1720
      @cadianguardsman1720 4 роки тому +7

      Have you SEEN the amount of xenomorph posts on R34 and E621?
      People. Will. Fuck. It.

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 4 роки тому +1

      OwO what's this?

    • @brodylemmons9661
      @brodylemmons9661 4 роки тому +2

      It's a highly developed mating system also who's OWO

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 років тому +497

    "I got your nose."
    "And I got your face. Call it a face lift."

    • @ekk4674
      @ekk4674 5 років тому +16

      Dad: " I got your nose"
      Son: "And I got your wife lmao how bout dat"

    • @TheBestGrapefruitGuy
      @TheBestGrapefruitGuy 5 років тому +5

      I just saw you a minute ago on blaire's video

    • @rofisbacc2004
      @rofisbacc2004 5 років тому +2

      Heyo!!

    • @thepinkviolinist
      @thepinkviolinist 5 років тому +2

      Dad:I got your nose!
      Kid: NO
      Police: LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE!

    • @sloane3785
      @sloane3785 5 років тому +1

      Is this r/murderedbywords or r/rareinsults ?

  • @Amacctv007
    @Amacctv007 5 років тому +127

    8:59 sooo nobody is gonna talk about Mario wanting to eat a blanket?

  • @wyd_marco4107
    @wyd_marco4107 5 років тому +221

    322 likes
    0 dislikes
    This, does put a smile on my face
    Edit:
    video: "gets 380 dislikes
    Me: *_I know what i must do,_*
    *_I must shred this universe down to it's last atom_*

    • @areyouinsane2190
      @areyouinsane2190 5 років тому

      Kids be like: 322 liKEs ANd 0 DIsLiKeS UA-cam Is drUnK

    • @wyd_marco4107
      @wyd_marco4107 5 років тому

      @@areyouinsane2190 OH mY GOd, OH JeEez OH mY GOd

    • @thejourneyproduction2753
      @thejourneyproduction2753 5 років тому

      Just A Rock and now it’s 233 dislikes um yeah

    • @LaboLad
      @LaboLad 5 років тому +1

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @olgairisp
      @olgairisp 5 років тому +1

      *N O T ON MY WATCH!*

  • @7drag0n
    @7drag0n 5 років тому +132

    me: *sees thumbnail*
    my brain: *SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AND HE WANTS OUR **_TOES_*

    • @absoultethings4213
      @absoultethings4213 4 роки тому +3

      Y e s

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 роки тому +1

      If you put a picture of 096 on 173
      Your fucked

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah you ducked your ducked so hard I the ass. Your ducked do hard the human population will double

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 3 роки тому +1

      @@JustAKomiFan just look at 173's lower body lol

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 3 роки тому +2

      @@crustaceanking3293 yeah but add more
      Wait
      What if you just covered 173 in a blanket
      Would that mean no one can see it making it super powerful?

  • @gamercutie4177
    @gamercutie4177 5 років тому +88

    "I HATE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL."
    Me: Wait what

  • @cameron4588
    @cameron4588 5 років тому +59

    The Japanese version of Spider-Man actually says
    “Hello i am Spider-Man the emissary from hell”

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 роки тому +11

      I copied and pasted this into Google Translate and it said "Hello, this is hell of messenger Spider-Man", yet again Google Translate isn't very reliable sometimes soo..

  • @neruioz
    @neruioz 5 років тому +170

    "So no head ?" - Marie-Antoinette

  • @DamiFides
    @DamiFides 4 роки тому +26

    Oz: "God Dammit! I've gotten way too good at doing that since I've started this channel."
    Me: "Indeed, all I hope now its that it doesn't start to secretly give you pleasure in doing it too."

    • @MrFox1123
      @MrFox1123 Рік тому +1

      "Ironically joking about a fetish is the fastest way to sincerely developing that fetish" some words of online wisdom I read from somewhere on tumblr maybe?

  • @TheeNero
    @TheeNero 5 років тому +1363

    "Uwu please drive into me daddy"
    Googles: "Can humans be euthanized?"

    • @retemizyt
      @retemizyt 5 років тому +22

      Not yet, but hopefully soon

    • @Oscar-j6b
      @Oscar-j6b 5 років тому +34

      You practically can, but I don't think it is legal.
      Yet.

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 років тому +6

      @@Oscar-j6b
      Keyword "yet"

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 років тому +1

      yes but it is alot more difficult ti not get in jail

    • @williamscrap5715
      @williamscrap5715 5 років тому +1

      Nope they cant

  • @ohherbie
    @ohherbie 5 років тому +344

    Oz, i clicked so fast this is the best subreddit ever oml thank you so much.
    Edit: 1:18 reminds me of a song title. (Honey , This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us)

  • @jennifergravitte7097
    @jennifergravitte7097 5 років тому +43

    When it said the tennis racket brought toad--
    When I say I was WHEEZING-

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari 5 років тому +141

    I swear to every god a human has ever believed in
    anything becomes cursed when you use uwu/owo

  • @skylarshaye2065
    @skylarshaye2065 5 років тому +94

    "And that's the story of how it was my fault we witnessed the 2nd plane crash on 9/11" great story XD

  • @MrN0odles
    @MrN0odles 5 років тому +68

    “This animal is named after the last thing you ate...”
    Hello *Lunchables Extra Cheesy Pizza*

  • @TechnoCrab42
    @TechnoCrab42 5 років тому +49

    When it got to the "doctor who decapitates baby" part, I just imagined the doctor from doctor who decapitating a baby with a sonic buzzsaw.

    • @Danny0lsen
      @Danny0lsen 5 років тому +2

      I know it is a joke, BUT
      The baby was stillborn and very young when the mother got into labor. The nurse pulled the babys head (like in any other birth) and it got de-attached. Like... Plastiline. Of course, the baby died and or course, the mother went NUTS because you are not supposed to do that
      Imagining it is horrible.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 5 років тому +1

      @@Danny0lsen stillborn mean it's dead though

    • @thenonkiller2999
      @thenonkiller2999 5 років тому

      I'm dying.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 5 років тому +1

      @@thenonkiller2999 hi Dying I'm dad

    • @TheZincMaster-on1fy
      @TheZincMaster-on1fy 4 роки тому

      @@r.j.penfold Hi dad, I'm Granddad

  • @makthemaniac1
    @makthemaniac1 4 роки тому +15

    My friend : I’m gonna go take a bath
    Me hiding in the toilet : *Your toes hand em over*

  • @dankplankitus2300
    @dankplankitus2300 5 років тому +584

    8:59
    We can’t eat a tennis racket toad you f*cking mistake
    The tennis racket brought toad...
    Wait, that’s illegal

  • @saharafortner4177
    @saharafortner4177 5 років тому +23

    9:04 we can't eat a yoga mat, either! You are lucky you have a multibillion dollar franchise laying on your life!

  • @citronGXB
    @citronGXB 5 років тому +178

    Not OP but the person in question from the tweet at 9:30 has been exposed as a child predator and not a single person from the BC LGBT community seems to have come out to denounce their behavior. Definitely a cursed comment and amplified since this is someone considered one of the more vocal faces of British Columbia's LGBT community.

    • @yokaiju8909
      @yokaiju8909 5 років тому +26

      The lady with the balls? You can just see it on their face. They've also asked multiple times where to find young girls in changing rooms.

    • @citronGXB
      @citronGXB 5 років тому +8

      @vroomlucas You'd be correct about the male-presenting part when going into those bathrooms. I know of two different photos where that was the situation.

    • @theGobFather17
      @theGobFather17 5 років тому +9

      GX B yo they got arrested Life is good. Won’t stay that way cuz Canada’s law is pansy but it’s something!

    • @citronGXB
      @citronGXB 5 років тому +11

      @@theGobFather17 Yaniv was released on Tuesday, but I'm glad that for even a moment, the RCMP is at least doing what they can about Yaniv. It might've only been about the taser and pepper spray, but I hope the RCMP continue making headway in the case against them.
      I know cases take time and resources to investigate, but I want so dearly for Yaniv's victims to receive some form of justice.

    • @theGobFather17
      @theGobFather17 5 років тому +8

      @@citronGXB Me too. Unfortunately it always seems like the law cares very little about victims in Canada and more about protecting perps. As a canadian the fact that they cared more about pepper spray and not pedophilia and repeat at that isn't very comforting.

  • @javettenicolelumontod603
    @javettenicolelumontod603 5 років тому +4

    “I’M NOT PLANNING ON DRINKING, I HATE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL”
    Say that again, but slowly.

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 5 років тому +230

    That Beauty And The Beast thing... That Beast was pretty. The male beast was big, feral looking, had fangs on show. That beast was UwU. And that racism thing with the eggs... I agree. >83

  • @someoneyouusedtoknow142
    @someoneyouusedtoknow142 5 років тому +44

    Lol exactly when he said cats, a notification from jackfilms with the video "let's fix the cats trailer"

  • @mattrare4459
    @mattrare4459 5 років тому +39

    3:28
    That is a joke from Bo Burnham' s show "Make Happy"

  • @curseds0ldier
    @curseds0ldier 4 роки тому +20

    8:37
    Satan: " How about you stop praying for me and start praying to me, Thomas"

  • @machicolationmc
    @machicolationmc 5 років тому +147

    Spideman Spiderman
    Does whatever a spider can
    Everything going dark
    I don't feel so good Mr.Stark
    Oh no
    There goes Spiderman

  • @clairephilpott6703
    @clairephilpott6703 5 років тому +93

    Jesus Christ I thought I was gross when I would crush 5 slices of bread into a ball (10/10 would recommend)
    Edit: take of the crusts

    • @lunaticpuffist9727
      @lunaticpuffist9727 5 років тому +3

      It’s actually tastes good, i don’t see why it’s weird

    • @ChrisMaxfieldActs
      @ChrisMaxfieldActs 5 років тому +3

      @@lunaticpuffist9727 I used to make those. the butter was buttered, too, which helped hold them together. I think I stopped doing that when I noticed that the outside of the ball was dirty from my grubby, boyhood hands. I also liked iceberg lettuce sandwiches on white bread, with lots of mayo. I outgrew those, too.

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 5 років тому +1

      I recomend you start again, and try(with yo hands clean) and make a lettuce and mayo filled, buttered, bread ball... Or just a breadball, pb&j are allowed as dessert, too

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 5 років тому +2

      No keep the crust

    • @dungeaterfancam
      @dungeaterfancam 5 років тому

      That thing is sometimes used as fish bait, if it’s fine eating fish after it ate that then it’s fine eating that as well
      Yes I know, 5 months late

  • @prussiangermansoldier2987
    @prussiangermansoldier2987 5 років тому +56

    2:24
    *SCP 096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT*

    • @someone-xx6qz
      @someone-xx6qz 5 років тому +1

      Deploying MTF

    • @trashedgamecube2730
      @trashedgamecube2730 5 років тому +1

      Go commit pocket dimension

    • @DraedonDev
      @DraedonDev 5 років тому

      Go secret laboratory yourself

    • @defaultdance4727
      @defaultdance4727 5 років тому

      time to make a full report on a SCP-096-J
      where they literally only be SCP-096 except they look more human, but skinny, and will only go for your toes.

    • @prussiangermansoldier2987
      @prussiangermansoldier2987 5 років тому

      @@defaultdance4727
      Do it no balls

  • @nquacker2851
    @nquacker2851 4 роки тому +3

    12:07 THATS IN MY HOME TOWN! I have joked with people about this when driving by this statue!

  • @pawli7470
    @pawli7470 5 років тому +253

    r/murderedbymemes is that a thing or not?
    Edit: I love how he points out that Toud brought a tennis racquet and nothing about Mario bringing a blanket and nothing else(9:00)

    • @jalfrezi3602
      @jalfrezi3602 5 років тому

      Just open up reddit and search it up

    • @dzamburger
      @dzamburger 5 років тому

      @@jalfrezi3602 yo what bout instagram bri

    • @pawli7470
      @pawli7470 5 років тому

      @@jalfrezi3602 I ment it as a joke but f**k aby does it exist

    • @InterestedGuy
      @InterestedGuy 5 років тому +2

      Naah Mario is alpha he can do whatever he wants

    • @pawli7470
      @pawli7470 5 років тому +1

      @@InterestedGuy but Luigi is way better

  • @taisenscoolstuff732
    @taisenscoolstuff732 5 років тому +148

    Your channels. Hand em over.

    • @RealStraySounds
      @RealStraySounds 5 років тому +8

      (knock) (knock) Give a’me your’a liver.

    • @Turnibean
      @Turnibean 5 років тому +1

      Jay Stroud, is that you Mario?

    • @nekomancie7419
      @nekomancie7419 5 років тому +5

      @@Turnibean no it's mussolini

    • @_poisoned
      @_poisoned 5 років тому

      (breaks down comment-door)
      (yeets my cringey animation channel in the reply section)
      (backflip-yeets myself out of said reply section)

    • @nekomancie7419
      @nekomancie7419 5 років тому

      @@_poisoned you have an animation channel? i'll look it up when i'll get back at my house

  • @hatsanddragons
    @hatsanddragons 5 років тому +25

    Well I started watching this while eating dinner, and the dorito story came up...
    Mama didn't raise a quitter...

  • @imnotashley1101
    @imnotashley1101 5 років тому +8

    Me at the naming part: jello.
    Also me: doesn't barf while eating a french frie at the part were he says to put down any food you have.

  • @MagicMaster667
    @MagicMaster667 5 років тому +6

    7:08 - Glad I found this part of this video again. - Finding a meme you remember from long ago again is hard, and often a futile effort.

  • @atha6632
    @atha6632 5 років тому +14

    Emkay:saying something interesting after reading a post.
    Oz:just laughing

  • @lalalala25001
    @lalalala25001 5 років тому +82

    12:37 me at 3:00 A.M drinking my water with out making any sound

    • @katytaylor81
      @katytaylor81 5 років тому +1

      @@hugo_R898 r/CursedComments?

    • @cheese919
      @cheese919 5 років тому +1

      Hugomacvil what the fuck

    • @judeturner7263
      @judeturner7263 5 років тому +3

      As I read this comment i automatically imagined the minecraft drinking sound

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 5 років тому +1

      @@hugo_R898 human fecal matter

  • @therainbowwillow4453
    @therainbowwillow4453 4 роки тому +7

    3:55 I thought you said “doctor who” like the character and I was worried

  • @DualityMusic
    @DualityMusic 5 років тому +42

    That dude in 2:24. That's Dr Mundo. Only a truly bookish person like him would've known the wonders and the destructive force of these powerful and handsome toes of mine. @MagikarpUsedFly

    • @dianak8656
      @dianak8656 5 років тому +1

      Woooooo

    • @DualityMusic
      @DualityMusic 5 років тому

      @@jaidbear2353 Now you did. You're blessed. Tell everyone you know about what you've seen. Spread the gospel, my dear child.

    • @pixel5425
      @pixel5425 5 років тому +2

      He must collect toes for his infinity toe gauntlet

    • @DualityMusic
      @DualityMusic 5 років тому

      @@pixel5425 But he will indeed not get MY toes since they're even for a brainy and intelligent creature like him too powerful!

    • @liebe3054
      @liebe3054 5 років тому +1

      your prof pic, a whole ass man

  • @indirectinsult
    @indirectinsult 5 років тому +34

    Apparently “

  • @klee.-.1262
    @klee.-.1262 5 років тому +57

    3:18 we love people stealing bo burnhams jokes 👏

    • @drphilsfiance3591
      @drphilsfiance3591 5 років тому

      Yup

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 5 років тому +1

      Is bo burnham the guy that made the song ,,Eff,, that had a shit ton of f bombs in it?

  • @muffinlord4825
    @muffinlord4825 4 роки тому +10

    The female beast actually looked adorable.

  • @Mestre_Bruno
    @Mestre_Bruno 5 років тому +106

    2:24
    *Tipping [REDACTED]
    Me: Hello? SCP Foundantion? Yes its me. SCP-096 fled again and wants toes. Oh and i'm in the front Door, can you open it?

  • @cube_control
    @cube_control 5 років тому +60

    Hey Oz! Thanks for your awesome content!

  • @dangelodraws4142
    @dangelodraws4142 5 років тому +18

    “GIMMIE DEM TOES”
    -Daquan

  • @amazinglynn
    @amazinglynn 4 роки тому +3

    8:25 I’m disappointed that Satan didn’t use a Doubting Thomas joke...but then again I don’t expect Satan to read the Bible so nvm 😂

  • @robinhaynes509
    @robinhaynes509 5 років тому +9

    Oh my god, this man's laugh could cure cancer.

  • @bananajewell8846
    @bananajewell8846 5 років тому +21

    Jokes on you, I was eating Doritos during the Dorito ball part

    • @drt5280
      @drt5280 5 років тому

      How?

    • @bananajewell8846
      @bananajewell8846 5 років тому

      Nicholy Hatterman IDK man, I’m just naturally kind of gross

  • @EmblemAsura
    @EmblemAsura 5 років тому +210

    The cats in the Cats Trailer aren't cats.
    They're just furries.
    (Edit: Okay, to the actually Furries, this was a *Joke.* This was not meant to be taken seriously)

    • @tlkfanrwbyfan8716
      @tlkfanrwbyfan8716 5 років тому +5

      Good enough

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 5 років тому +8

      The world would never have noticed them if they used actual fursuits. Nobody brings that up, nobody knows.

    • @novavirus7497
      @novavirus7497 5 років тому +12

      Dude i know furries, theyre horrified too

    • @tlkfanrwbyfan8716
      @tlkfanrwbyfan8716 5 років тому +1

      Yoyo Mackoy Ehh. Zootopia is similar, except I’m not horrified by it.

    • @tlkfanrwbyfan8716
      @tlkfanrwbyfan8716 5 років тому +2

      Yoyo Mackoy Oh definitely, can’t argue there. I prefer Nick if I do say so myself

  • @CrackyCreates
    @CrackyCreates 5 років тому +20

    '' I will pray for u"
    *THAT'S THE BIGGEST FUCKEN FAILURE GOD EVER HAD EXCEPT CREATING JAKE PAUL*

    • @christinahellberd1718
      @christinahellberd1718 5 років тому +2

      Dudes user name was SATAN. Why did they NOT expect such questions?

    • @thenonkiller2999
      @thenonkiller2999 5 років тому

      He is SATAN, Satan will be dead if he's prayed for, evaporate, vanish, BECOME FIRE AND WATER

  • @lycanthropic_
    @lycanthropic_ 5 років тому +19

    3:23 Bo Burnham wants to know your location

  • @LadyBrutus
    @LadyBrutus 5 років тому +10

    You: "good job for making it to the end of this video"
    Did we, did we really? We may have made it to the end but we'll never be the same. . . Have a nice day!

  • @dumpster_grease5658
    @dumpster_grease5658 5 років тому +26

    3:35
    My inner teratophilia: i see this as an absolute win

  • @Bug-Intercourser
    @Bug-Intercourser 4 роки тому +6

    the waxy balls thing is such trans representation, I'm in love

  • @sanjivinsmoke9154
    @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 років тому +6

    I actually really enjoyed your spore video. Great content man. Hope to see more of you both commentating and gaming

  • @mistaisnotamused3285
    @mistaisnotamused3285 5 років тому +9

    I like to be the life of the party, as in setting off a flashbang in an epilectic ward while dancing to Scatman's World.

  • @theofficialyuri2588
    @theofficialyuri2588 5 років тому +20

    This animal is named after the last thing you ate!
    ..step sister

    • @LaboLad
      @LaboLad 5 років тому +1

      Your channel, hand it over.

    • @hazeblaze1266
      @hazeblaze1266 5 років тому

      My dead mother's asshole

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully 5 років тому

      @@hazeblaze1266 NO

    • @hazeblaze1266
      @hazeblaze1266 5 років тому

      @@skag_gully yes

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully 5 років тому

      @@hazeblaze1266 MONIKA, NO-

  • @spiderbro1303
    @spiderbro1303 5 років тому +20

    She hates the taste of achol
    TASTE so she's done this before

  • @Flinkeymcdinkle
    @Flinkeymcdinkle 5 років тому +223

    I like owo uwu owo
    People who speak igbo: call the cops this guy is into human traffiking

    • @biteybeast
      @biteybeast 5 років тому +7

      I know what you're talking about, i just don't want to

    • @OBM22
      @OBM22 5 років тому +3

      Furries speak in the language: Trash Human beings that should fucking die, its mostly english but worse... "Pwese, Wove" ect but they also have "UwU, OwO, OwU, and UvvU" now uhh please end my suffering

    • @youknowihadtodoittoem3579
      @youknowihadtodoittoem3579 5 років тому +2

      @@OBM22 good sir, this is the entirety of the anime community, not just furries...
      Oh yeah and it's spreading outside of anime due to vids like this so uhhh, lol?

    • @OBM22
      @OBM22 5 років тому

      @@youknowihadtodoittoem3579 cheers

    • @pocketsizedviking4555
      @pocketsizedviking4555 5 років тому

      If you don't get it
      _type "owo uwu owo" into Google translate from igbo"_

  • @RhiShadows
    @RhiShadows 5 років тому +6

    Hey, Oz, I just wanna point out that I like your voice and it’s easy for me to listen to, compared to most UA-camrs who just scream. And I think you have a great laugh!

  • @SaltyTheAlien
    @SaltyTheAlien 5 років тому +22

    Oof Nice Thumbnail choice lmao

  • @echo1241
    @echo1241 4 роки тому +2

    Oz: “If you’re eating anything, for the love of god put it down”
    Me: “Eh it’s just doritos it can’t be that ba-“

  • @kikuchisrustywheelbearings
    @kikuchisrustywheelbearings 5 років тому +434

    UwU ozie wozie pwease dwive into me OwO
    No actually drive OVER me

  • @silent_stalker3687
    @silent_stalker3687 5 років тому +4

    3:50
    They also stitched the baby’s head back on like how your dog tore up your teddy bear as a child, but they stitched the head on backwards and charged her a second fee for restitching the baby’s head back on

  • @randomperson2038
    @randomperson2038 5 років тому +4

    5:23
    Me: Inhales, tries not to smile but voice acting is good levels

  • @gergero7427
    @gergero7427 5 років тому +6

    For future reference the "autopsy" of non human lifeforms is called a necropsy

  • @danniedandan9442
    @danniedandan9442 5 років тому +26

    11:28 ahhh yes, they taste especially good to..
    Their mother's taste different though

  • @Athrose_mr_invisible
    @Athrose_mr_invisible 5 років тому +13

    8:55 what Mario got in the rug I’m concerned

  • @briezeee
    @briezeee 5 років тому +49

    Have you ever seen a reactor react to a meme you've seen on your phone and you're like
    OMGGGGG THEIR EYES WATCHED THE SAME MEME AS MEEEEEEEE!!!! THEIR FINGERS TOUCHED THE SAME MEME AS MINEEEEEEEEE!!
    *FANGIRLING INTENSIFIES*

    • @RealStraySounds
      @RealStraySounds 5 років тому +4

      “Ohhhh, so this is how my sister thinks”

    • @godgreenie9187
      @godgreenie9187 5 років тому

      uh

    • @samuelfraser8880
      @samuelfraser8880 5 років тому +2

      iibrieii *haha, I do that*

    • @briezeee
      @briezeee 5 років тому

      @@samuelfraser8880 so do I 😆😆😆😆😆 like in today's video 😂😂

    • @samuelfraser8880
      @samuelfraser8880 5 років тому

      iibrieii I was quoting an old vine, but ok

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 2 роки тому +1

    8:33
    The old man?
    Oh you bet, 1:3 ratio, ween to body.
    Little J?
    He's just... sweet. He's a kind kid, looks for the best in people, stays humble.

  • @Ari-hc1vr
    @Ari-hc1vr 5 років тому +7

    "because five wasn't enough, apparently."
    Stone Ocean, is that you?

    • @jojoreference1012
      @jojoreference1012 5 років тому

      You know with a name like that you are really expecting a ARI ARI ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI!!!!!!!
      Arrivederci!!!

    • @Ari-hc1vr
      @Ari-hc1vr 5 років тому

      @@jojoreference1012 It's beach boy time

    • @jojoreference1012
      @jojoreference1012 5 років тому

      @@Ari-hc1vr Fisherman* time

    • @Ari-hc1vr
      @Ari-hc1vr 5 років тому

      @@jojoreference1012 Fisherman delete time

  • @weebtrash8287
    @weebtrash8287 5 років тому +7

    Doctor: Ma’am, I have bad news
    Mother: Is my baby ok?
    Doctor: You see,
    Mother: What’s wrong?
    Doctor: Your baby is uhh... decapitated
    Mother: *Files a lawsuit*

  • @lemo8986
    @lemo8986 5 років тому +18

    Dark jokes and darker comments.
    My cup of blood tea

    • @myst66
      @myst66 5 років тому

      Blood of your enemies? Or the blood of furries?
      Eh. Mix em.

    • @lemo8986
      @lemo8986 5 років тому

      @@myst66
      Its toddler blood

  • @edgekaeru
    @edgekaeru 4 роки тому +2

    0:44 this meme hits better when you know how horrible Peta is