Jedi Fallen Order but it's kinky
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- Опубліковано 20 гру 2019
- the end of our little saga
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Darth Vader: shows up
Literally everyone: so anyways I started running
I would like but its perfect 69
zer0
That’s exactly what I did in mine.
I ran straight into the closed door and got dragged back.
I would have fight and join Vader if that was a choice
Holy fuck. 666 likes. 0_0
@@alucardbunche4197 exactly what I thought when I saw the scene screw order 66 because it's kinky
Darth Vader: *Enters*
Me: *searches for high ground*
or sand
10,000 I.Q play lol
Or lava
But, he came FROM the high ground
@mason lvey then I’m screwed
“Luke didn’t even need to train to defeat Vader he could’ve just brought a water gun”
Someone make an animation of that
Dew it
@Anakin Skywalker CW general skywalker what is your channel 🖼
To be fair, the fact that vader is holding back the entire ocean by himself shows that a water gun is ineffective. Get one of those electric cow prods, those do super effective damage against vader.
@@ruhenshamraaj8728 bro just throw sand on him
Just get a gatling gun. I doubt he's gonna matrix it.
I remember grinding hours on trilla. When vader walked out I got so mad. “How tf am I gonna fight you?” Were my first words
bro HONESTLY
Nightsister Merrin disliked this comment.
They had us in the first half not gonna lie…
Beat her on Jedi Master after 2 or 3 tries lmao. How do people find this game so hard?
@@Eric-cj8sb A lot of people don't have a lot of experience with these types of games. Or they could be playing on GM. If Knight is a 2 and Master is a 4, then GM is a 15 in terms of difficulty.
Yeah Screw Izuniy. Vader’s entrance scene was still epic nonetheless but screw that guy for spoiling it in his thumbnail.
Spider Gwen yeah, Zanny’s description of the guy in the video itself said it best.
I don't even know how I managed to avoid that for my gf, but that sofb ruined my surprise
The ads for the game ruined it too. I literally just got the game yesterday.
Kolt Radojits yeah I’ve seen the ad too, love how they show a glimpse of Vader at the end.
Pretty troll move for Players who were getting the game for Christmas
ye, let's go to his channel and bring him a bunch of dislikes and bad comments xD
screw that guy
Trilla died the same way she fought, in a cutscene
LOL
Hahahahahaha
Live by the cutscene... Die by the cutscene...
@@grizzlypork2965 I use the cutscene to destroy the cutscene
Wesley Overpowered for sure hahahah
Palpatine: henceforth you shall be known as lord Vader. Anakin: shouldn’t that be darth. Palpatine: You are my apprentice but I do not grant you the rank of darth
Anakin: How could you!? This is unfair!
Palpatine: Take a seat, young Vader.
@@TheGary108 vader then goes on to betray the dark side and kill his old master while full of emotion
Anakin: How can you be a sith and not be a darth? this is outragous, its unfair
Palps: take a seat... young vader
Vader when an officer refer's to him as "Lord Vader" instead of "Darth Vader": *Becareful not to choke*
Eh, lords better than Darth
The dread that the game captures with Vader is incredible. Kinda like that final scene from Rogue One
You know, until he lost that data disk, I'm sure he was having a great time.
Three point saber combo is what I live for
It's 3 point saber combo
just some guy with a melon addiction I have no idea what you’re talking about I totally didn’t just change it
I'm not gonna like your comment, because at the time of me seeing it, it has 69 likes.
Just wanted to let you know that... for no reason
The Noblesse I respect you even more now
Can somone explain what 3 point saber combo actually is?
Zanny: I swear if you get saved by another cutscene.
*the exact opposite happens
Rip 24 users who saw pervy burst out
You live by the cutscene, you die by the cutscene.
UNO Reverse Card
13:15 Little did anyone know that Lord Vader has mastered a forbidden Force technique: The Force Bitchslap
I didn’t even notice he did that
To note, of course Vader kept the platforms floating for Cal because if Cal falls the holocron goes with him.
Yeah right bro keep dreaming
Everybody Gangster till vader doesn't have a health bar
when the boss is so strong it doesn't have a health bar
I always love to really give those unbeatable bosses a good fight.
Vader looked cool af in the game..Straight G..
Straight fucking nightmare fuel
Unknown Soul but that is what makes Vader so amazing. He takes the piss outa everyone, including the audience
1:10 “it’s been through hell.”
“It watched the last jedi in theaters?”
LMAO
The way he says it is funny
The best joke from this whole series imo.
I watched it 😑
@@danielcoleman7163 A fellow poor traumatized soul.
It was awesome
I swear, the only moment of true and genuine terror i've felt in a long time was when i thought vader was going to squish my BD-1.
He does, if you - somehow - miss the QTE. But you just die and have to repeat so it's not canon.
Favorite part about this video: "The Dauntless" was Moff Raythe's star destroyer. So you've been knighted and immediately chosen to name yourself after an Imperial I-class Star Destroyer.
Respect +
Merrin best girl
I'm not touching the like button cuz its on 66
@@BizzareJungle13 we need a sequel just to see what happens between her and cal lol
@@eccentricjoe5410 we don't I riot it's a good story just some crappy mechanics I think
That one hug was the true reward for beating the game
@@BizzareJungle13 what are the crappy mechanics?
Who else gets satisfaction when Zanny kills someone on the third hit of the three point saber combo
Me
That's one of my Kinks...
Yep
It makes me fucking wet dude
I am god I was the 669th like
*quicktime happens*
Zanny: “it’s a cutscene”
*it becomes a cutscene*
Zanny:”oh nevermind not a cutscene”
Zanny a split second later: *unintelligible screaming
1:03 "Carefull with that it's been through hell" have you whatched the last jedi in theater" that made my day
“Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe......you must be a Weasley”
@bastard granny, ha, and they both ain’t the best at it, it’s a Space Weasley, he was disowned because he only had the force and not magic, lol.
@@darthmaul2005 And because he used the imperius curse on darth vader
@@jaxbox0868 lol that’s why he’s a sith in new journey+
@@darthmaul2005 😂
Dont forget his robot aka rat
"Hey Merrin... great weather"
"We are in space. There is no weather... only darkness"
Troo DARkChness!
Trilla: Being tortured physically and mentally and enduring excruciating pain
This man: "They tickled her until she gave in!"
12:19 The sudden change of scene while shouting makes it funnier.
No one:
Cal: gets knighted by sith blade
YES I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED
Yeet Mcscoodle thought about it but I thought it was kinda cool. He gets knighted after beating his (so far) greatest challenge with their weapon.
Technically Trilla is no Sith, just a Dark Jedi. She would have been a Sith had she followed the dark side from the beginning or become apprentice to a Sith Lord (like Darth Vader), neither of which is the case.
Yes, I'm fun at parties.
Benoît Martinez I mean since we’re getting technical there’s not been a true Sith for like 100,000 years.
@@hira2812 if we want to get really technical, the emperor wouldn't have allowed the inquisitors to be trained in force, at most they would know advanced melee techniques. As we know from the clone wars and the original trilogy, palpatine only has 1 apprentice at a time, and sees others as rivals. This means that the inquisitors would be considered rivals due to their proficiency in the force, and the tendency of sith/dark jedi to turn on their masters in a power play.
Me: talks to girl
My brain: 45% downloaded
Her: rejects me
"That download was corrupted"
Her: Friend zones me
My brain: *An error has occurred*
“Respawn! Sequel, NOW!” Me watching this the day after Respawn announced a sequel releasing in March 2023
April 28th. I cant wait!!!! We need more Cal and Merrin RIGHT NOW
@@sebasmana5798 Then I have good news for you :3
13:13 can i just mention how gigantic vader is in this scene
Well he is like 7 ft tall
Yeah dude vader in the suit is like 7 feet tall lmao
It's for the high ground
@@choochduchatkiewicz3164he's becoming the high ground
"Give me more" "I’m going to enjoy this" "does it hurt" "don’t let it end yet"
-pervy the storm trooper
*purge trooper
PUT UP SOME RESISTANCE!
waiting for someone to make a angel dust joke...
Sonny McCallum angel dust joke
Sonny McCallum o h, h a r d e r d a d d y ~
*gasp* Son?!
*confused Angel Dust face*
When you almost kill Trilla until Vader ends up stealing your kill
Star wars battlefront 2 be like
id let vader steal my kill any day as long as it meant not getting my neck snapped
Ban darth vader!!!!!!!!!!!!! He stole my kill!!!!!! NOW!!!!! YPU ARE NOOB IDOIT!
There are only 2 choices :
1. Let Vader steal your kill
2. Give him a double kill
@@youwouldntremembermeanyway7410 He's going to get a double kill anyway...
I saw the Vader entrance in an edit about Vader, thinking it was from a movie or series that I didn't watch...
You wouldn't believe how shocked I was
Cere: gets pushed off ledge
Zanny: *laughter*
“The bright yellow poncho is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be... unnatural.”
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
@@straswa not from jedi
"Have you heard the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
@@MrWick-el4wk Have you ever heard the story of darth José?
@@kevinchen5167 no
"They tickled her until they gave in"
Was Pervy doing the interrogation?
Something Beyond Words this comment deserves more likes than it has
Thanks:)
Something Beyond Words this actually made me laugh so I agree
Oh hell yeah going all Pervlock Homes.
Well I guess
Knowing how heavy water is. Vader holding it back so easily just proves how fucking strong he is
2:33 zanny: oh you have beautiful eyes
Eyes: *light up*
Zanny: *fear*
"you have failed me inquisitor"
"oh she dead"
i'm dying
So's she
Trilla: “Careful with that thing, It’s been through hell.”
zanny:”It saw The Last Jedi in theatres?”
The second coming Exe. I loved that joke too also I liked the last Jedi please don’t hate me I like both legends and canon and I like to fuse them for fun just giving my opinion
I’ve been through this hell
I’m literally scarred for life
Trilla: "Careful with that thing, it's been through hell."
Me: "It's seen the Star Wars fandom currently?"
William Beck oh my god that’s perfect!
therisengecko exe I have been through hell
Trilla: Be careful with that thing! It's been through hell!
Zanny: It watched The Last Jedi in theaters?
😆🤣😂
Perfect lol
First time I played this game, I had used up all my health stims fighting Trilla. As soon as I heard that breathing and saw who was coming from out of the smoke, I almost rage quit right there.
Darth clanker? Wouldnt that be like calling mace windu Darth ni-
Damn you might wanna chill down my ni-
darth nice man?
C word
Thats what im calling him from now on
I don't know, nigga
Cal: is about to drown
Jar Jar swimming to rescue him: MeESa caLLeD JAr jaR biNkS
Cal sees Jar jar: "ight, ima die now."
Jose Arturo Alanis why?
Jimbob1708 goooooood
Underrated comment
Jimbob1708 YES THE FIRST JAR JAR APPRENTICE
At 10:13 I was lucky enough to not be spoiled, so I basically had your reaction, but genuine lol
Can we all appreciate the fact how Jedi Fallen Order really takes into the lore of star wars making Vader the most powerful son of bitch in the game.
Pervy purge trooper needs to be an unlockable character in Battlefront 2, *2020 Valentine's day update~*
Kinky.
Wolfie Cascade as well as in SWGOH
I want him to clap my cheeks
And also Darth Clanker
@@baronnuuke7821
Thats racist you cant say the c word
Cal: defeats trilla
Also cal: why do I still here boss music
nice
Why did the boss music get cooler?
@@ltchugacast131 And why is he breathing
And why is there a red light?
Bro I remember playing this game for the first time with my friends and all we could do in that Vader scene was scream in terror
9:17 that’s the best edit I’ve ever seen 😂
"Be careful with that thing....it's been through hell"
Zanny: "So its seen the last Jedi?"
This channel is a gold mine.
10:10 me too ITS DARTH MAUL!!!!
0:10 and my fossil database has a storage of 4 trilla-bytes eh eh...
I watched the premiere... there was no way to know... I watched at midnight 😥😥😰
“He just needed to bring a water gun”
What about sand?
Just bring the entire sea
Vader has gotta be fun at beach parties...
Vader is like those weirdos at Cancun that go to the Riviera Maya but never leave the concrete patios.
@@jasperreyes5174 theres a reason he didn't show up at the Scariff beach party during rogue one.
Ow... He won't be pleased at all...
Bad idea getting a sith angry, you just powering him up
Zannys finna loose his shit when he sees a certain cutsene including merrin and cal in jedi survivor 😂
It’s funny watching this 2+yrs after the game came out, it amazes me how well that ending stuck in my brain. I remember truly being sad, I had played this long ass game and gotten attached to Cal just to prlly be wiped out by Vader in like 2 seconds
Zanny: “Looks like this is it. The end of the line.... There’s so many things I wanted to tell Merrin
Merrin: *Teleports in*
Zanny: ..... IT’S NOT OVER TONIIIGGGHHHT!!!
Lol
Zanny is literally me
Just give me one more chance to make it rightttt
@@Mrcarmax98 I MAY NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT,
I WON'T GO HOME WITHOUT YOU
I could not stop laughing when Vader YEETED Cere into the lava
He didn't even yeet her, yeeting someone takes effort, he 'bitch pleased' her ass.
Welk she has the ultimate power of PLOT ARMOR
@@chriserwin7823 facts lmaooo
Vader: "Yeeeeah... no."
General Kenobi
“Carful with that thing, it’s been through hell”
It watched the last Jedi in cinemas!?!
I’m dead 💀💀
Actually hilarious that Zanny shitted on Izuniy for deliberately spoiling shit.
Zanny: Harder Daddy !
Darth: What ?
Zanny: You heard me!
Zanny: D-daddy Darth~! More~!
Darth Vader: 0_0
Luke didn't like that
vader means "father" in dutch i hear so if Cal was luke, he wouldnt be wrong.
Tim Justus Darth father
@@unassumingprofilepicture8642 Darth DADDY
11:47 couldn’t stop laughing at this
Bro. I literally just found Zannys vids… and I love him soo much now. Dude is a literal legend, his editing his funny comments throughout his vids. Really makes my day to watch his vids.
Trilla: it's been through hell
Zanny: did it watch the last Jedi or something?
I couldn't stop laughing
Even if I loved the movie I laughed my ass off
MrStark Belmont Same that was hilarious
Vader: *dosn’t have a health bar*
Zanny: i guess I’ll die now.
“that won’t change anything”
“it changed your health bar”
there’s no way he comes up with this stuff on the spot lmfao
Literally 11:16 was meant for people to die and feel like a failure when fighting Lord Vader. fear is a good teacher, although not sure how many monitors or controllers were sacrificed in that process
Merrin or Trilla
It don’t matter cuz Trilla is dead...
but I like Merrin
Thomas Baldessari 😬Yikes
r/cursedcomments
@@nunabisness7191 what he say lol
The_AntKnight He said something along the lines of necrophilia
@@nunabisness7191 oooooh. Alrighty then
1:08 "It's been through hell"
"Did it watch TLJ in theaters?"
I couldn't stop laughing
No no there’s no did
indeed there's nothing worse
Actually I did watch it in theaters and I’m pretty sure I saw satan
That time it did need a did
The Rise of Skywalker came out, there was indeed something worse.
I just love how effortlessly Vader tosses Cere
Just watched your whole series on Fallen Order, I was genuinely entertained. Subscribed to your channel.
The droid trusted you and you pushed him off the ledge. Top 10 anime betrayals
Droid: You were my brother Zanny, I loved you.
Zanny: Long live the dark lord of the Clankers.
Betrayal. That is the way of the Sith.
@@pmc614 Hmm, but not the way of the jedi, that is
Me: doesn’t like the video
Pervy the purge trooper: * steps out of closet *
Me: ah shit here we go again
Pervy: “i want more”
This will make a great SCP
Yo what's up?
Commander
*salutes
🤣🤣🤣
pervy trooper: MORE GIVE ME MORE
Zanny: “do i even want to go in here?”
I like how they handled Vader. Aside from that video, marketing did a really good job of keeping that hidden, when they could've hyped up the game more by going "look we have Vader." They also have a great way of representing him. Not only does he completely wipe the floor with Cal and with Cere, but this is not long after he became the cyborg we know, when he's still getting used to all the troubles of the suit keeping him alive, and is probably still in constant agonizing physical and emotional pain, and depite all this, your only hope is to run for your damn life, and you barely even manage that.
11:24
Cal: harder daddy
Darth daddy: What?
Cal: What?
Vader means dad so lmao
Zanny: “A literal force field! That’s not a thing!”
Satele Shan: “Am I a joke to you?”
yes
Yes. Yes you are
I mean... she ain't canon!
ah, a scholar i see...
FireSignd canon is a loose term when referring to Star wars
I met the same fate as him for jedi survivor and a lot of boss fights spoilt
don't search up jedi survivor until you beat it
Dude, I explicitly searched "Jedi Survivor review no spoilers" and no joke, the FIRST GODDAMN THING in the feed was a major plot twist.
I can't wait to see Zanny play star wars jedi survivor
How to defeat Anakin: sand!
How to defeat Vader: water!
soooo the ultimate weapon is to fight darth vader at the beach?
How to beat both combined: fire!
Dr. Bright, Perhaps there’s a reason he didn’t land on Scarif
Fire defeated anakin and water defeats vader🤔
beach ultimate enemy XD
Never trust a edited comment
Edit: OMG I MADE IT INTO A REDDIT GROUP OMG I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED LIFE!!!,
High ground
Ewan McGregor was born in the highlands so he has always the highground
Ug_ BEANOS (*anakin*)
Wet sand gun
I mean ewan makes it sound anikan sometimes so whatever.
6:26 "I swear to God if she gets saved by a cutscene...!"
Oh there's a cutscene alright...
I love your content so much! Whenever I’m having a bad day I watch your videos and I feel better! Keep doing what your doing!
“Cal, this is not the time to have a heart attack”
Cal:Its too late
Dies from a heart attack
Luke, I am not your father
Sup Luke
Noah Morgan hey
Hunter bg 😂
"she died by the cutscene" yes.. the cut.. scene.. ba dum tssss
Why, just why????
@@davidonyt2298 I know.. it was REALLY bad 🤣
@@RyanDavis-nr2gl all those likes......was it really worth it????
@@davidonyt2298 I still laugh every time I come back to it 🤣
@@davidonyt2298 yes, you fuck
11:05 Top 10 anime betrayals.
Be careful with that thing it’s been through hell
Zanny: it’s watched last Jedi in theaters?
Goes from singing to: “WHAT THE FUCK- that’s not Merrin!” Holy shit that was fucking hilarious lmfaooo
And then he goes right back to singing as if nothing even happened lmao!
Zanny:luke didnt need all that training all he need was a water gun.
Me:or a cup of sand..
Or he could just say what would hour mother think
POCKET SAND
Or the high ground
Well, you know what they say, a desert is half a beach
5:19 Zanny: *Panic*
5:27 Zanny: *Calm*
Purge Troopers: We are about to end this mans whole career
14:04 this part got me not gonna lie
"everbody's saying they have more health canisters than me - I'm going to beat it it with less"
Me: *accidentally beats it with two*
same
Declan Randell I beat it with 3 lmao
a username me too aha
I actually forgot about those so I completed the game without those but with a lot of dying
Beat it with 4 on the second highest difficulty
Not a fun time
“Thats a literal force field, thats not a thing.”
“how did this happen, we’re smarter than this?”
Apparently not
@Gun Darkzits what anakin says in Revenge of the Sith when they're trapped in the ray shields
@Gun Darkz its aight
It looked more like a “Rey Sheild”
If I may share my knowledge.
The force ability Cere uses is actually a forbidden one. It was used by Kanan Jarrus in Star Wars Rebels to save the others from an exploding fueldepot, sacrificing himself.
So as we see „force barriers“ are canon.
“Merin you have such beautiful eyes.”
Eyes begin to glow green
“Oh sweet Jesus.”
Trilla being tickled :
“Been through hell”
Me watching phantom menace and attack of the cock:
“You my friend have seen nothing yet” (I’m quoting moral eval from clone wars season 4, the box)
I love how when you go to the combat tips (against the enemies) on the game, if you go to the Darth Vader one it says "escape is the only chance of survival", that was so chilling.
0:50 “it’s called spacing you jerk” this aged *very* well
True
Cutting and having a clip of that.
When someone comes close to you just freaking play the clip and boom.
0:48
14:39 You have earned my ultimate respect with that Maroon 5 reference from when they weren't terrible sell-outs
"Surrender the holocron."
"You got it."
lol
We all know how Cere survived, we just don’t want to think about it. All I’m gonna say is that she had an Inquisitors lightsaber...
Edit: I’ve just ruined this for everyone haven’t I?
Joe Mackley oh.
Oh…
*OH.*
Thedemonhater yep.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...what?
eheheh
Trilla: Carful with that thing, it's been through hell.
The Zan-Man: It watched the Last Jedi in theaters???
That is a terrible fate for that saber crystal.
MrBerg4ever no wonder it bled
I liked the last jedi
galaxy and spirit studios
Same here. It’s just a wildly accepted to be bad
Cyber crystal
@@galaxyandspiritstudios8242 for Star Wars i believe it was the worst movie made, i'm going by the rating of it out of all the other movies.
I am happy to say that 2-3 years later, give it take, we are getting that sequel so let us hope and pray that we see what happens with Cal and Merin
Saying Luke should have just brought a water gun instead of training has the same energy as saying Anakin should have just used the Force to throw lava at Obi Wan instead of jumping
Zanny: ok I'm safe
Vader: *breathes*
Zanny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is just literal, like if you heard darth vader breathing behind you youd shit your pants too mans a monster
Fucken comedy gold
*Narrows eyes*