Stuck on a RAFT with a bunch of morons, Part 5 // Raft Funny Moments
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
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You lot are fucking legends! Love your work!
Jonk was so far away yet he still made it to the ship faster than Ellis, Alex and Gabby could refuel it. All this proves is Jonk is the most valuable member as he's the fastest
If Elis is going to do old man noises do Father Jack.
1:56 ia my favorite part. The sheer chaos and panik to dip out on jake is hilarious
Love your massive youtube following, youtube is your spot as far as I follow . But I love a live stream archive visit, I'm rarely into the streams as I like pre loaded content not live so I try to make some insane name if I donate just to remain fairly considerate/hilarious when possible. Your interactions from the first months are awesome
Old Ellis is the past, Robo Ellis is the future!
Shouldn’t you be at the foundation?
@The creator not really. I have Dummy Jack covering for me. He's just a mannequin but they won't know the difference
All the better to identify metals
@@dr.bright6272 Couldnt help but notice you stole revan's mask, he wants it back
wonder what hes made of
From the moment Ellis understood the weakness of his flesh, it disgusted him
All hail the Omnissiah
For the machine is eternal
@@SirPirckleton even in death, I serve the Omnissiah
@@fernando47180 I crave the certainty of steel
@@SirPirckleton the man himself
Ellis: Hey Gabby! I have something for you. It starts with a B Gabby: Is it BEES?! Ellis: No. It's Big Time Depression
Alternatively, "Bitter Disappointment" ❎🐝🐝🐝❎
"What kind of dog doesn't bark? Syphilis!" -Jonk
That was my joke he ruined but sort of made better 😂
@@smeg_leg what was the actual punchline?
Oh mine was the punchline lol. I think it should have been hush puppy
@@chancematthews7928 “A Dead One”
i thought it was a dogfish (small species of shark)
alex going "NNNNEEEERRRRDDDD" when gabby was saying she writes down values and stuff she values was the best part of my day
You are a very cruel person… Welcome to the club!
Ellis on a spear. Adds +50 salt damage.
And 200% of metal discovery
Max intelligence boost if equipped to armour preferably a shield a ellishield
+100 boring damage -50 fun points
In all honesty I'd definitely drop that spear into the ocean to finally put an end to his whinging
Only Ellis would schedule Tea Time around Jonk's suffering.
4:53 Gabby getting PTSD flashbacks to Ellis' bee war crimes in Dinkum.
❎🐝🐝🐝❎ 😥
Jake is the kind of guy to spell his name “Jaycke” on a test and get a -1% on the test. Getting every question wrong AND his own name wrong.
Posted by someone called Frollge.
I wouldn't be surprised if someone named Jake actually had their name spelled like that. Like if their parents were trying to be clever.
@@Punnikin1969 actually this is just my username not my real name. My real name is Frillge.
To be fair English language doesn't give a fuck about its own rules. Jaycke makes as much sense as Sean, Shaun and Shawn being the same name basically
@@CRUSH40RULES yup, because why give your kid a unique name like kieran, when you can just name them alex spelt like ahlix
The “mother as a passenger” story….fuck, that’s relatable as hell.
Huh?
Yeah, but with the roles reversed.
Mom!!! Red means stop, and no. PEDESTRIANS are not speed bumps!!
@@OctyabrAprelya I mean... They slow you down when you hit them, no?
@@yessir6919 My mom would be: See? SEE?
@@OctyabrAprelya My mom's the opposite, she'd be like 'as fast as you can, but try not to commit any traffic violations.' At least when I'm on the wheel. She doesn't drive.
7:20 that’s 13 years. Imagine 13 years of dealing with Jake.
r/theydidthemath
Hope AJDS ( Acute Jonk Disability Syndrome ) aint contagious otherwise we might have 2 of em soon
NNNEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDD
I'd have the urge to slap him if he mishears things as bad as he reads them but sometimes people do it to be a dick and you can't legitimately tell if they're dyslexic . For myself if I try to read quickly I'll jump down like three rows to the same next word and have to back up again so I tend to read the speed outloud I do in my head or I get all mixed up and say one word starting with the end half begin one word opposite the next of the first letter. Which confuses the fuck out of people who are not adhd as hell, any neurotypical folks I run into think I'm on drugs or drunk. Happened a lot in public before I was 18 starting from like 12
People also think I'm like 30 in person so that's just a fantastic thing to hear constantly
Every time Gabby says "bees" it gives me life
I love that Jake joins in, too! They're so cute~
This is the weirdest and funniest way to find out Raft has sci-fi elements.
Or as Gabby would say, "Rarft"
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH. Ellis has recognized the weakness of fresh. EMBRACE the strength of the machine, forsake the decay of your... Humanity, and evolve through steel
When Ellis sat down, it sounded like mr bean with the energy of the grinch
0:13
I love that ❤
It reminds me of the game Mechanicus with all of the robot voices👌
5:50 wait now im sad. whats the new joke and whats the old jokes punchline??
6:50 literally Damocles toilet.
Robo-Ellis and Radio-Alex, a deadly combo
This is a prime example of teamwork 😂
3:05 Gabby fails to name the island "Turdle" Island!
I'm new to WPE but so far I have figured out that there's Jake (the dumb one), Alex (the dumb one), Ellis (the dumb one), Cat(h?) (the very patient one), and Gabby. Is this correct? 😂
More or less yeah.
Jake (the dyslexic one) [white text]
Alex (the mean one) [green text]
Ellis (the mad one) [cyan text]
Cath (the patient one) [purple text]
Gabby (the wheezy one) [yellow text]
Everyone gets a turn with the idiot ball, but Jake definitely hoards it! :P
@@TlalocTemporalNo, Gabby is the Scottish one
Just remember, if they were to be members of the Spice Girls, Ellis would be called "Salty Spice", Alex, "Lisp Spice", Cath, "Welsh Spice", and Jake's will be "Dyslexic Spike"...
@@jcgabriel1569 no Cath was Wales Spice
@@SomeGuy-cf2lp oh, yeah, I forgot, it's "Waaaleees Spice"
The best part of the joke at 0:41, my dad literally told me that joke last week so it’s funny seeing you guys get it now, as it took me 2 minutes to figure it out lol.
I see Gabby has had some influence on Jake’s love for bees since they’ve been dating
"What kind of dog doesn't bark?" "Syphilis!" - Holy shit, I'm dying! 🤣
The text effects are amazing this video.
4:38 GET THIS WOMEN SOME BEEESSSSS
Great laughs as always, but the bit about Gabby's yearly journaling was actually wholesome and gave me motivation to start a new hobby this year, so thanks ^^
10 seconds in and I can tell this is gonna be a good one
Love these guys to pieces
That [ROBO-ELLIS] text was so God damn cool though-
Ellis would definitely be a Decepticon
The punchline to my joke made it into the vid, even if the joke didn’t. And somehow it was made all the more funny 🤣
Ok but to be real here:
"Wich dog doesn´t bark? Syphilis!"
Is my new favorite joke
7:35 NERD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:14: proceed with a 5 minute talk about portalling shit
Ellis seemed cheerful this time awh😂
I can relate so heavily to the first time watching you all on twitch, when they were playing worms and I just hear gabby screaming “Scotland! Freedom!” 😂
3:01 the way the sheer anger still comes through even tho half the sound is gone 😂😂
Oh my, Ellis sounds like he is speaking in lingua-technis like he was just converted to the cult Mechanicus there.
5:14 oh god yeah, my mom does that too! And what makes it worse is that I’m already a bit of an anxious driver so any time she suddenly gasps or blurts out a frantic “watch out for that __!!” I swear my heart drops right through my *ss 😭🤣💀
I swear there’s a metronome that swings from wholesome to cursed owned by these guys and it’s constantly stuck on cursed
It's stuck just far enough that the mechanism is slipping and doing a rapid "tititititititititititi" on cursed.
Placenta Portal sounds like something you'd find on the deep corners of Steam.
“Show us ya doofer love” has been bouncing around my brain for the past few days I can’t take it anymore it kills me 😭
WPE needs to be recognized for their continued contributions to humanity.
i love the little trowback to the first bee accident
Robo Ellis sounds exactly like all the voice lines for the tech priests in Mechanicus
well ellis wants to mount a fish head
Lmao, Ellis stuck on the spear should have been like "HUGZ?!?"
I freaking love when their french intensify 😂😂 Gets me everytime, especially since im French lmao
"What kind of dog doesn't bark?...Syphilis" is my new favorite anti-joke
Oh no... Ellis is turning Terminator!
one second of vulnerability is clearly too much with alex around
There's been a lot of baby talk between Ellis and Cath lmao
6 fools on a boat...
Better than you think
Jake reinventing the way Wizards and Witches in The Wizarding World take a shit makes me think there is something in the wa'er across the pond...
Ellis got assimilated by skynet we’re doomed!!!!!
6:00 I fuckin' wish I could. Do you know what it feels like to have a skidmark in you underwear when you lose the 'fart or shit' game while walking in public? Or worse, in a public transport?
Elllliiiiissss!!! What is the raft made out of, Elllllllliiiiiiisssssss?!!
Love the videos so much keep up the amazing content❤❤❤
YUSSSS ANOTHER VID
Syphilis removed all air from my lungs. Not where I thought we were going.
That fanta sea bit was good. I liked it
Ellis sounded like a malfunctioning Borg.
Going to sleep to help your mental state is the most dead ass truth. The only time I woke up that wasn't just an emotional reset was actually a few days ago (at the time of writing). Woke up way down in the pit of darkness like "Yep, this is a mental health day."
8:01 isn't that what's going to happen with The Sims 4 series.
YES!!!
LOVE YOUR VIDS, ESPECIALLY RAFT!!!
Captains seat, captains log.
0:13 Really disappointed Ellis never said, "Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."
yess more raft
Ellis has joined the geth consensus
Doofer sounds like someone got gut punched trying to say doona
ELLIS sounds like the robot from Doctor Who. When his Internet was going or something like that.
You know your a kid at heart when you giggle ate poop portals 😆
They're thinking with portals. We need to run. Now.
I have never heard anyones mic ever reach the levels of demonic robot as Ellis's
He sounds like if he fused his consciousness with a star and is talking with telepathy so powerful the human psyche crumbles upon hearing it
Whenever I need a laugh, I watch a WPE vid. Guaranteed succes :D Thanks so much, guys!
Inadvertently clicked the Pixel Icon Crop Top thingy for the store, was not disappointed, Jake you made my day with that one.
“Jesus Ellis you’re so disgusting. Anyway, syphilis.”
Need the continuation plz!!! 😂
Robo-Ellis is surprisingly more chill than Human-Ellis
I need a t-shirt that says "SHOW US YER DOOFER"
Please make a video of Gabby going full on Scottish I love that xD
3:00 “is there a point of me being here”- alex
Me: yeah as gabby or jonk would put it CONTENT! 😂
Today on WorstPremadeEver
Alex Penetrates Ellis
Bees
And portalling shit to the future
Thanks so much for all you have done for us WPE team! Your videos have made my days so much more enjoyable!
Imagine you're on your death bed, the last spark of life leaving your body, and suddenly a portal opens up and dumps the night you painted the bog brown due to a curry that gave you food poisoning...
I honestly didn't realize why Gabby saw Alex as a little brother until the journal bit. Alex has massive little brother energy there.
The syphilis joke made me undertand i shouldn't watch funny videos while having pneumonia
Almost died from laughter and coughing
Amazing video, definetly watched more then 2 seconds so far
5:55 so the video cuts before we get to hear the punchline to the first joke, or the second joke to the punchline. I am doubly dissatisfied.
When Alex said doofer i nearly spit out my coke.
And of course you talk about portaling shit right when i'm about to start eating.
Robo ellis is a gem. More pls
Robo Ellis?? Sounds more like aliens from XCOM.
Your sub court is perfect, also funny number
6:18 Barrel bros is jut a representation of friendship between men...
"Are you downloading monumental amounts of porn?"
"I can't. My mom, doing something, 'cause it's her work."
I mean, more power and all that :D
690K subs, nice
^worst teamwork ever^ written across the screen in Gabby's yellow speech subtitling.
I got in the video 3:57 yassss l love yal you make great content (im the one who asked about the gangs)