Banned From The All You Can Eat Buffet - After Life
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- Clip from After Life Season 3 Episode 3, Banned From The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet.
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“I’m absolutely fucked” makes me die every time!
For sure there's no other way to say🤣🤣🤣
It's the facial expression he gives when he mentions someone clearing his plate cracked me up.
@@humanityneedstowakeup.5220 it's rivalled by the facial expression that James makes when Brian is showing him the video of his wife
What kind of sheet-for-brains do you have to have, to do this to yourself?
Yep, entire bit leads up to that one line. Masterpiece.
I love how he always takes the picture from where he’s sitting and only ever takes just one. Quality.
and it's on one of those point-and-click cameras that most people stopped using around 2010.
That's dedication to his craft.
without the flash indoors, i guess modern cameras might be ok for that now though with high iso settings
and this guys eyes were closed
Nails it first time every time. That's why he's there, a true pro.
RIP mate, thanks for the laughs!
@@markwoolgar2781you seem nice
@@markwoolgar2781He was telling people to get jabbed? Where? Twitter?
@@markwoolgar2781such an inappropriate and brainless remark
@@markwoolgar2781You sound like a right troglodyte.
You what mate?
I love that line "Lunch & Dinner?" No - "Lunch until Dinner" 🤣🤣🤣
I remember learning this trick from a (large) guy I used to work with. Most buffets don't close between lunch and dinner, so if you show up towards the end of "lunch" you pay the lower lunch price, then stay through dinner. I don't have the eating ability to really maximize this loophole, but apparently it works well for some.
@@jackuzi8252 don't they have a 2 hour maximum stay in these places? and they will surely catch you because flying under their radar is kind of hard when someone is 400+ lbs
@@PeterT-i1w Don't know, never tried.
Good to see Keith is doing well
He never mentioned the eczema....on his...............feet
Great Ali G impression.
Is he wearing a fat suit or is it real?
I wonder if the all you can eat buffet does Scotch Eggs?
@@tiarnan76
Not at all.
To some extent.
Very much so.
Don't know.
Under weaknesses, you’ve put buffets
Take my like and piss off lmao
On my feet
You want the menu again? Always the same…
This show really is an excuse for Ricky Gervais to make fun of all the people who annoy him in society. 😂
i.e. just about everybody.
I can relate to that.....
I need that job
username names checks out.....u reeally did ssay that
And he's brilliant
Awesome.
Just learned that Ewen Macintosh has passed away. 50 is too young to die.
RIP
Unfortunately he probably contributed to his own demise. Not slagging him off for it but it is a warning for us. His delivery was always spot on.
Eating from a buffet everyday will do that to a man
Lucky he made 50 most make early 40ties in that state.
It was shocking to see him in this role after last seeing him in the UK's The Office.
He tried to make a career after the office but it didn't happen.
He never really had talent outside of the pan face responses. It's a warning to thkse that feel entitled or ego driven when you should self reflect.
I actually know a man who was asked to leave an all you can eat buffet. For the same reason as here. It wasn’t necessarily because he was eating plate after plate; he just wouldn’t leave. He spent the whole day there foraging until they told him he would have to pay again or leave, he chose to leave and chalks it up as a major victory.
they should just implement a 2 hours limit
John Galt is an imaginary character in a book
@@Modbossvideo
Yep. And the question “Who is John Galt” is the opening line, and central theme, of said book. The line is used in the book as an expression of despair about the current state of the world and, ironically, the answer to the question is a figure of hope and a deliverer from the self-wrought despair prevalent throughout the book.
@@whoisjohngalt4880 who watches the WATCHMEN
They often do have a time limit even thworlda best eater is full after an hour or two
Rest in peace, you legend. Thanks for the laughs and the memories.
"And he's got glasses, four eyes aswell, why don't we call him fatty fatty toad boy?"
At least start on him and then move onto……….Mr Toad!?!?
@@gavinpells4497 the toad is the ugliest of all the amphibians
@@gavinpells4497 I thought he was Bluto?....There's the face again.....
If there's one thing I don't like, it's nicknames, yeah, because nicknames are bad....names. Yeah?!😃😃
"I'm absolutely fucked" caught me so off guard I had to pause and look away.
first he claims they banned him for eating too much, then he admits he wasted a lot of food.
You know it's not real right? 😁
well did not say which food...
I'm a big dude, my appetitite is legendary among friends and aquaintences, and I've never even come remotely close to eating enough at a buffet that they would kick me out. Either you're wasting food or you are a disgusting glutton, it's never just "I'm big and really hungry."
If it goes in his gob or not it doesn’t matter to the business. He was ‘taking’ a lot of food and thus putting them out of business
@@sdpryce I wouldn't be too sure looking at him. And he's dead now.
I think the takeaway message here is, like he said, avoid the bread and the pasta at these buffets. That's what I got out of it.
@Lauren Lewis Nope. Get eating
It wasn't take away.He ate there.
:D
Only go to shrimp and roast beef
If you want to put the hurt on em, simply go for the meat dishes
“Just look at me.. I’m absolutely fucked” 💀
He still has the fabled all-knowing close-eyed nod of Keith.
boring isnt it? spending 7 hours a day in a buffet?
not for me - I like it.
then he comes home and watches Peak Practice. bloody repeat.
It's annoying, isn't it?
@@irSpanxx lol no, I hadnt seen it before
@@irSpanxx not for me. I like it.
Scotch egg anyone ?
Excellent comment Chris 🤣🤣😂
hope hes having a great time eating all he can eat now in the best all you can eat restuarant in the sky RIP thanks for the laughs
Gluttony is a sin. Why would Heaven be a place where you can eat mountains of food 24 - 7?
It's a form of greed, a selfish desire for something. That's what makes it sinful.
@jygb7092 how do you know it was that killed him are you a pathologist bud
RIP Ewen MacIntosh, AKA "Big Keith"
Scotch egg buffet getting hammered.
Would've thought he'd lost weight after 20 years after seeing him on the office... guy has got even bigger, the past 2 years haven't been good but my lord he's huge
The actor does powerlifting so I’m sure most of that is muscle. He goes to my gym.
@@H.K.5 muscle covered in fat?
@@H.K.5 tripe; he's morbidly obese
@I guess there was a bit more fat to muscle ratio than you thought. RIP Ewen.
RIP Ewan. This is so sad. He was a great actor. I am 52 and will very soon end up like him, not from food, but alcohol. Addiction is horrible.
Best of luck...dont get downcast...turn over a new leaf...every day a new day...stop drinking...be kind on yourself but do the right thing 🤞
Wishing you all the very best :)
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The look on Gervais' face is priceless!!
Something like this actually happened in Brighton a few years ago and actually made national news headlines. Two fat blokes got barred from an all you can eat restaurant in north street because they kept taking their own extra large plates into the restaurant!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yooooooooooooooo
Something like this also happened in Germany in 2018. However the guy who was banned is a triathlete and former bodybuilder who fasts 20 hours every day and supposedly has a body fat percentage below 10 %.
That is two fat blocks fault why the fuck he taking they own plates that is selfish duhh i know he paid for the buffet but still the worker need to eat
I heard an all you can eat manager scold a customer, saying"" ,this is all you can eat not eat everything."
@@HerrFlachpfeife I feel like I could guess that story took place in Germany even if you left out the country of origin.
Thats no man
Thats a remorseless eating machine
No, he's a true American hero.
😂😂😂😂!!!
That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
@@ncapone87 Oooooooooooooh, that's raspberry!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crazed look in his eyes as hes talking about one of the employees trying to clear his plate 😂😂
I know this man's pain. The kind of buffet where you shovel the food on your own plate isn't the problem, it is the ones where the waitress has to continually bring you more food - at some point they just ignore you or altogether stop coming to the table.
Eat to live not live to eat.
That is not a buffet.
Because she doesn't want to make you even more of a burden on the NHS, she deserves a payrise
@@daveericson8447 So you feel that when a waitress ignores a patron it LIKELY means that her spurn is guided by a complex mix of high-mindedness and benevolence in the name of the socioeconomic health of the nation's public institutions? ... You must tip incredibly well.
@@frankyfourfingers1382 this was my line of thinking too lmao
That person above us talking about the NHS is living in a dream world pal
He was hilarious as Keith on the British Office. Some of his and Ricky’s outtakes from that are hilarious.
love the little subtle touches of take away and soft drinks packaging everywhere
I remember having to speak with customers about over doing it when they visited our buffet. They’d spend $5.99 and eat plate after plate. They’d come everyday like this character. On a few occasions they’d be asked to purchase another buffet or start heading out the door.
It is not illegal. Each meal time has different prices. It is stealing when people take advantage of buffets.
What a glutenous pig !!!!!!😳
LOL
We had a guy in high school get banned from the local pizza buffet. He moved his chair right up to the side of the buffet line and was eating directly from the counter. Banned.
Some people have no shame 😂 I feel over doing it beyond 2 plates.
Me and a mate used to go to the pizza hut all-you-can-eat buffet when we were poor and just moved to the city.
We used to time so we arrived right at the start, and we carefully paced ourselves to we could eat non-stop for the whole three hours. It was hilarious how much you can cram in if you take it steady.
MY MATE AND I......
There was an episode of "Hill Street Blues" TV show where two officers had to drag a guy away from the salad bar where he had pulled up his chair and taken residence. This bit brought that to mind.
Lol sleeping but waking up if someone tried to clear his plate 🤣
Like those people who wake up when you go to turn the telly off
Ewen Macintosh is hilarious, I love his dead pan, dry humor!
Didn’t The Simpsons make this joke decades ago with Homer suing an all you can eat buffet?
Twas more beast than man
@@starwarsroo2448
Yep!
@@gzz8551 Gervais does recycle some pretty well known jokes, this came across a bit crap compared to that Simpsons
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
@@LCFC81 " hey that could of been me"
When u are single-handedly bankrupting a restaurant, u need re-evaluate ur life😂😂😭😂😭😂
The way he says “dinner” is hilarious
Scraping the toppings off is actually a genius idea.
"And finally,monsieur, a wafer- thin mint."
"Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
I like to imagine this scene was supposed to run a little longer but Ricky couldn't contain his laughter after the "I'm absolutely fucked" comment and just skipped to the "take a picture line" to get it out.
There's an outake UA-cam video from this season. Ricky laughed all the way through this scene! Lol
The seriousness of this character was killing him.
The whole reel is fantastic! It's fun too see how much Ricky laughed in the making of many of the scenes. They had to do over a bunch of times because of him lol
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@@dcool2u2 Cheers mate I love watching the bloopers of his shows. Hadn't seen that one yet :D I recommend ratty and the nonce outtakes in the pub or the one from Derek with Kev in the caravan if you haven't seen them :)
@@Calcearius Yeah I love those guys Ratty and Nonce!
Being from the states tho, I can hardly make out what they're saying lol
Their words fly by and they seem like they are making up words or using lots of slang.
I can get the general sense of what they are saying, but I had to back up a number of times.
Not so bad in the pub but when they came in the news paper office.
😆
RIP Actor and comedian Ewen MacIntosh, best known for his role as "Big Keith" in The Office
'Just look at me, I'm absolutely f*cked'. Great line.
RIP, legend. Taken too soon, wish he’d lost some weight and looked after himself 😢
RIP Ewan. Not in good health here. Thoughts to his family.
Sadly he was never in good health, he was always large. Even when you see him in Little Britain and he does the fat fighters skit.
You have to give him credit where credit is due at least he's honest as hell .
Sadly that's why he's no longer with us.
Had a 300lb workmate who did this at the Chinese all-you-can-eat. He'd stand up mid-meal and say he needed to use the washroom to "make room for the next course". Also banned.
R.I.P Big man
imagine if there was "all you can drink bar " for 10 pounds per person. Lot of customers would like it .
Thanks for the business idea.
That's why in Japan the all you can eat buffets have a time limit. I have also see buffets that state they will charge extra for wasted food.
_”No, just once. From lunch … (pause) … until dinner”_ 😳 ~ Love that line.
My girlfriend and I were asked to leave a Tandoori restaurant that offered late Sunday night all you can eat for £8.99. I was very hungry and had about 3/4 helpings of various dishes (already cooked and on hotplates) and lashings of Cobra beer.
We were the only customers they had!
1:02 i love ricky's reaction to "i wasn't eating the whole time" 😂
also i love that he featured big keith in this show. the man has somewhat been fucked financially so i'm glad he got a job here with an old mate and a classic keith scene haha!
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I love the look Big Keith makes at 1:09, haha
This scene has a tinge of sadness knowing the actor died in real life from health issues.
i went to an ALL YOU CAN EAT in Torrance California one time with a friend who'd go quite often - there was a giant blob of a ''man'' on a huge wheel chair with a food encrusted bath towel covering his front (neck to knees) and his brother would go back and forth to the buffet bringing him food - My friend said that any time he went there , those 2 guys were there .
The clear my plates look he gave killed me.
"When did you get banned from the all you can eat buffet?"
"What are the choices again?"
There’s a rule at AYCE places: “Take all you want but eat all you take.” This guy was not following that rule. He deserved to be banned. GRTBR!
Smile...Keith shakes head
I had a boyfriend yrs ago who loved boiled shrimp. We went to the restaurant every week. He ate so much the staff dreaded our visit 😅
"Under weaknesses you've put Eczema"
Fantastic that he brought Keith back from The Office!
Rip Keith,we love you you legend ❤❤
😢
As a buffet connoisseur, this accurate except for the pizza comment. Buffet establishments won't let you leave the base
At one buffet near me, if you leave a lot of food un eaten at a buffet, you will have to pay extra
-"Still angry about it"
-"Sure"
lol
Surprised he didn't bring a sleeping bag
RIP Dude
In all and utter honesty, this is extremely hard to watch. Ewan actually died at 50 in 2024 and while his "fat schtick" was brilliantly performed, it was also underlining how unhealthy he must be - which must have contributed to his passing at far, far too young an age. Sadly reminds me of John Candy's "my heart is beating like a rabbit's" - only to lose him to a heart attack in his early 40s. Far too young - RIP.
I know some folks who go to the pubs around the east end who told me he used to be drinking in the pubs around there last 10 years. And sadly unemployed, and he was deeply depressed, he got a few gigs like this one, from Gervais, but many people have told me. He was real depressed
RIP Ewan Macintosh
The last all-you-can-eat place I went to was here in Spain. A police special unit came in armed with machine guns. Fortunately they had no interest in me or the amount I was eating. They'd just come in for their lunch.
I’m sure he wishes he had some “Tubberware” to put all the leftover pasta and pizza crust in. Lol.
Absolutely love this show and hope there is season 5.Yes,Gervais is almost his normal self with how he talks to/about people.But there are some really tender moments throughout.
There hasn't been a season 4 yet
And season 3 was a bit meh
RIP Keith.
It reminds me of that epic episode of the Simpsons where Homer couldn't finish his meal at the all you can eat buffet. 🤣🤣
Then the best part is when he goes to the attorney Lionel Hutz and this one says to Homer: "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against The Never-Ending Story!"
Then later in court
Lionel Hutz: “Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.”
Marge: “Well, we pretty much went straight home.”
Lionel Hutz: “Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.”
Marge: “We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.”
Lionel Hutz: “And when you couldn't find one?”
Marge: [crying] “We... went... fishing.”
Lionel Hutz: “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?”
*[the jury is made up of fat, obese people]*
Jury: “No, no.”
Man in Jury: “No, that could've been me!”
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Yes. It alsom reminds me of the Dilbert animated cartoon. His father never left the eat-all-you-can buffet because he still could eat more.
My guy is straight out of a cartoon at this point
All my life I've been an obese man trapped in a fat man's body.
I miss Lionel Hutz and Troy McCluer :(
@@michaelblanchette2787 Instead of chewing gum chew bacon
Something about the way he emphasises the consonants at the end of words is hilarious to me
So nice to see a show with no laugh track. Demands more comedic talent from the creators.
the audience just wasnt laughing
@@scottb32a Well, it is a documentary after all, isn't it?
The Steven Seagal story
I can't say how much I love Ricky. I could, but they'd edit me. Yes he's blatant, but I think that's his point. He states the obvious that no one else will. ❤❤❤ Ricky
Who's they pal?
Go outside
No way any of this was done in one take. Brilliant. RIP Ewen. We lost a special talent.
Oh, good grief. I bought that statue of a Knight behind Ricky's shoulder from Pontins for my Gran as a present when I was 10. It's bloody awful and made of plastic. My poor gran kept it next to her fine Worcester Porcelain China for decades after. What a blast from the past.
My grans dead
@@ScottyDont1945 lol
“Decoy” 😂😂
The photographer: 'Where exactly is this place?'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never heard anyone do the math on a buffet, impressive
I’m 79 next month. Love comedy..Bilko, Porridge, Rising Damp, Yes Minister. Gervais is a really clever writer..never fails to make me giggle
I could hardly walk out 😂😭☠️😂😭☠️
"Look at me...I'm absolutely fucked " 😆 🤣 .
Nice to see Keith still not acting and in the same character.
That is all Gervais ever does - the same character
@@kernowarty Many characetrs (Life is short Warick) actually have the same speech as Gervais - ITs like he is just that character - same reactions to camera - Yes, there seems to be many Tims and many Gareths.... in whatever he does.
Lolol funny "Look at me I'm Absolutely Fucked" haha xx
What i like most is that Ricky has principal. When they left he said „you know he was right“ because it is an all you can eat buffet. Thats my personal opinion too. Hes also a slob, but hes still right.
I thought so, too, until he said he picked off the meat and threw the rest away. It's supposed to be all you can eat, not all you can throw away.
@@alanjones4358That is true.
This was my experience living near the Appalachian mountains, every person i met.
Nice
Blimey!, the lawyers here would be climbing over them selves to represent him. All you can eat, means all you can eat! 🤣🤣🤣
I came for the comments and was not disappointed.
My brother is skinny and can put away like 3 times as much as me at a buffet.
I like going to a buffet with him to have them looking at my fatass like I'm going to eat them out of business just to have him actually eat that much.
RIP Ewan. Delivered some of the funniest moments to The Office
This isn't even satire its just an accurate portrayal of your average food trough.. I mean "All you can eat buffet" patrons in the the American midwest.
But in the states we don't walk home. At least he gets a bit of cardio
“Smile” *shakes head in disagreement* 🤣🤣🤣
Good to see keith
keith managed to find his newest weakness