What follows is very important. The Trinity [God the Father, God the Son (Jesus Christ), and the Holy Spirit (Sometimes referred to as the “Holy Ghost”)] loves you and me so much. In fact, the Trinity loves you and me so much that God the Father sent Jesus to live a life of example for us, and to die a horrible, embarrassing, painful, very long death for you and me. However, God the Father raised Jesus from the dead on the third day. A few months later, Jesus rose up to Heaven. Now, He is interceding for us. Jesus has defeated death and sin. We now have a way to escape our sin-and consequently, a place full of darkness, fire, burning, the absence of all of God's goodness, terrible pain, and loneliness when we die. Please accept Jesus Christ as your Savior to go to Heaven and live with Him when we die. Heaven will be full of love, life, peace, indescribable and immense joy, worship of God, sinlessness, and many other things. However, I should warn you that it will not be easy. As Christians, we may endure suffering, sorrow, fear, pain, or even lose our lives for Jesus. But it will be so, so worth it. All you need to do to be saved is accept that Jesus is in fact the Lord, the Messiah, the Son of God, and that you have sinned, there is nothing you can do to save yourself, and that you do need Him to be saved. If you believe that with your heart and confess it to Him, although you may not immediately feel a difference, the Holy Spirit will at that moment enter you, and you are one of His. God has grasped you from the hands of Satan, and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make you lose your salvation. Once you have become a Christian, you should start going to a good church that teaches based on the Word of God, the Bible, to find out what you should do next. You should also start reading it yourself. Thanks for reading, God bless.
Just being respectful is enough to become the teachers favourite. Bonus if your grades are good too (all subjects). Then you unlock some special perks depending on the teacher. The cons can be you becoming a victim of bullying, but usually you become the voice of the class so that all of you share those perks. Moving tests to another day? Ending class 5 minutes earlier because of lunch? No problem
"Dude. Don't even. Stacy is 5 foot tall and she kicked your butt yesterday and bent you like a pretzel at the jungle gym" lol 😆 hilarious Ryan is a great content creator
When I subbed at a certain school, the principal took me aside and prepped me for his middle school students. He told me to walk in like a marine drill instructor and NEVER crack a smile.
Bro really said, "All shall know pain."💀💀💀 (aight this might sound stupid asf, but tysm for 2.7k likes 😭 it's the most amount of likes I got on a comment, LMAO)
@@officialwhiteblocks I'm fourteen Sweetie. I know everyone says it but it's seriously an overused word, let's just shut the fuck up about this all. its stupid to fight over something like this
As someone studying to be a teacher, that heartbeat, I felt called out. That substitute teacher is going off base instinct, he has resorted to primal instinct in teaching.
@@Yellowguy0619I was about to ask if you also like dhmis but then I saw your username. Also, true the teachers in dhmis are definetly in their villain arcs.
I am a substitute teacher. It's way easier than you think. You just have to quickly establish dominance, and trust. Typically, being funny helps. If you can just go with the flow, you will be fine. It also helps to know more than one language. Also, if you are being attacked by an autistic kid, run, and don't look back.
😂 the run and don't look back got me but great advise I dealt with 3 autism students in my class before hahha they weren't fun to have and I had to help my poor teacher escape there rage Edit: Plus if you think about it. If you have 3 autism students and they rage. They don't understand why one of the other autism students is having a rage fit and think something Is wrong so They will join the rage because they dont understand what's going on.
Easier said than done when I am the alpha male of Kentucky. And I’m only a freshman! Yet I could beat up Arnold Swartchznagger (how the f- do ya spell his name?!?!) in under a hour
"Dude, don't even. Stacy's 5 foot tall and she kicked your butt yesterday and bent you like a pretzel in the jungle jim!" Those are some words to remember.
My subs were always GOATED. I had this one sub in year 6, and he made our work: easy to understand, fun, overall great. We finished each lesson early for the 2 days we had him and always got to use laptops afterwards. As I said, goated. 😎
My first day of teaching was as a substitute and I felt that panicked long pause of silence when you know something should be happening but you don’t know exactly what to say or do. As a full time teacher now, I felt that teacher’s will to give his class away and say the sub was going to die lol
My second day subbing a kid threatened to stab me with a flower and I was calculating how close I should let him get before defending myself. Kid backed down. I didn't like the job and I much prefer teaching college, but kids are easy enough to control if you have a bag of chocolates in one hand and a bag of lead weights and scorpions in the other. Metaphorically.
There are only two types of substitute teachers: The ones like this who give far too much work and the ones that just let you play the games that have been collecting dust for 30 years all day.
I loved when we had a sub because it was always a super easy day. The teacher would either have the sub do a review on what was taught the other day or it'd be a movie day.
I've had some substitutes that were villainous and some that would just put in a movie and leave the classroom for that period. They'd give us a few movie choices that were not educational and just be like bye, peace.
That teacher turned into a villain arc
2 bots bruh
Ok??2 bots in the same comment kinda funny ngl
He should play minecraft
700 likes right here🤌🏻🤌🏻
I rather have to fight joker
“We’re grateful to have you to teach us, sir.”
- famous last words
@Oppenheimer797shut up
Hehe, i was 1k, but I could switch it between 999 and 1 k
@@quintinfoutzlololololololololol
3.5k likes and 2 comment
@@editking121 useless pointlessness
Little did they know, the Substitute Teacher used to be a Teacher's Pet...
And he swore *vengeance* ...
on the Teacher's Pet? That's quite hypocritical.
On the entire class for being hated when he was younger because he was teacher's pet.
@@Starling_DarlingYES SIR BRO
@@5uspicious_PersonSacrifices must be made..
What follows is very important. The Trinity [God the Father, God the Son (Jesus Christ), and the Holy Spirit (Sometimes referred to as the “Holy Ghost”)] loves you and me so much. In fact, the Trinity loves you and me so much that God the Father sent Jesus to live a life of example for us, and to die a horrible, embarrassing, painful, very long death for you and me. However, God the Father raised Jesus from the dead on the third day. A few months later, Jesus rose up to Heaven. Now, He is interceding for us. Jesus has defeated death and sin. We now have a way to escape our sin-and consequently, a place full of darkness, fire, burning, the absence of all of God's goodness, terrible pain, and loneliness when we die. Please accept Jesus Christ as your Savior to go to Heaven and live with Him when we die. Heaven will be full of love, life, peace, indescribable and immense joy, worship of God, sinlessness, and many other things. However, I should warn you that it will not be easy. As Christians, we may endure suffering, sorrow, fear, pain, or even lose our lives for Jesus. But it will be so, so worth it.
All you need to do to be saved is accept that Jesus is in fact the Lord, the Messiah, the Son of God, and that you have sinned, there is nothing you can do to save yourself, and that you do need Him to be saved. If you believe that with your heart and confess it to Him, although you may not immediately feel a difference, the Holy Spirit will at that moment enter you, and you are one of His. God has grasped you from the hands of Satan, and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make you lose your salvation.
Once you have become a Christian, you should start going to a good church that teaches based on the Word of God, the Bible, to find out what you should do next. You should also start reading it yourself. Thanks for reading, God bless.
The end “gentlemen…..I…am..PAIN” got me so hard😂
DIDDY??
More like Nagato
@@Zahra-k5u3n Almighty Push!
This world shall know pain ~Pain
@omayyamithila7115 exactly what i was thinking 😂
The teacher thought he would start the substitute teacher's villain arc but he was a villain
@Oppenheimer797 GET YOUR A** OUT HERE!
ong
Frfr
@@jjelite68please
;-;
'I AM PAIN" would be one of the best lines ever said😂😂
That line got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
is that naruto reference??
"...The destroyer of the students." 😂
The deleted part he's talking about:
ua-cam.com/video/CVQ_qhyodP4/v-deo.html
Imagine a french kid comes and starts eating him
“How hard could it be” famous last words before disconnects from the school network
@user-lt7xb3tb8wbot
HOW BA-A-A-AD CAN I BE I’M JUST DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY-
@Oppenheimer797bot shut up
@user-lt7xb3tb8wshut up bot
Wuiet kid : give evrybody A+ right now or you get it.
Substitue teacher : OK OK. Now i know what he means
'stop eating my pencil! .' got DYING on the floor😂🤣😂🤣😂
Same
PENCIL DYING ON THE FLOOR?! SOMEONE HELP IT
How are u still alive
@@Coco_8839She is joking
When one evil disappears, a greater evil shall take its place.
True
This comment is so underrated 💅💅
Oh yes, the laws of a dictator ship
(This excludes, a dictator ship crumbling due to outside forces, and only applies to internal fighting)
That is the way of Mordor
The lessor of 2 evils📱☎📞.
He's not even a teachers pet, he is just respectful smh
9 years olds when they see someone being just a little bit decent and respectful: "yeah not sigma!!"
@@wkjendkekw nobody is talking to you
I was thinking the same. or when they're responsible
exactly bro fax
Just being respectful is enough to become the teachers favourite. Bonus if your grades are good too (all subjects). Then you unlock some special perks depending on the teacher. The cons can be you becoming a victim of bullying, but usually you become the voice of the class so that all of you share those perks. Moving tests to another day? Ending class 5 minutes earlier because of lunch? No problem
"gentlemen I AM PAIN" bro became a villian in seconds💀
Seconds 👁👄👁
Shadow "i am atomic" moment XD
Bro becomes Pain (yahiko) from Naruto
😂😂😂😂😮😱🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️💀☠️
@@raffaeleferrara7181fr
The Substitute Teacher's plot twist had me hooked.
Yoo chicken! Your here
here before u blow up
Oh no. Why are you everywhere, just everrwhere!?
🤖 ahh comment
“You’re gonna die”
“Stop eating my pencil!”
I can’t 💀
Wdym you can't? You litterally just ate your homework, you should be full
@@communisthitler666no he ate his whole entire binder full of papers
I love ❤️ your video sooooooo much ❤
"Dont eat my pencil!!" Got me dead
No it didn’t
@@LeFranceBallLikesMusicWdym no it didnt It did say it
@FranceBallAnimations801 he means that it did not make him dead
its say stop eating my pencil and the way he throw a book in the head😂😂😂😂😂
@@allanjohnlayba4555 Frr
The "My pain is constant and sharp" and the "Gentlemen. I AM PAIN." had me dead 🤣🤣🤣
69 likes ;-;
@@Ash_6149NAWH
@@Ash_6149 Bruh
@@oyindaomoluabi269 Lol
Nope pain’s from Naruto
“I am pain” had me falling off my bed
Bro took "Im not in pain,Im the pain" to a goddamn right level
No pain is a group name in the Anime naruto
@@DxrkEditzzzweeb 🤓
There us sus
This world shall know pain
"i. Am. Pain" That quotes from hellraiser-
Substitute teachers are either the most chill or the most unhinged and there is NO inbetween 💀😂
I had one who was named Mr. Slaughter
@@ArisAuditorez24 was he chill?
@@donnotdanscience4801 probably opposite
@@ModelCone98 Pitbull named Hellfighter Lucifur vs Pitbull named Daisy.
* Thinking about all of my past substitute teachers *
Yeah... I literally cannot think of a single sub that isn't unhinged or chill! XD
The substitute teacher will be get humbled real quick...
@Oppenheimer797BOT
Nice grammar
The class clown: mmmhmhmh
Substitute: if im interupted even once you all do 800 essays each 17 pages long
@@danmyers1518Bro just tried to make fun out of a dude while misspelling shit himself 💀
@Oppenheimer797get a life bot
"Dude. Don't even. Stacy is 5 foot tall and she kicked your butt yesterday and bent you like a pretzel at the jungle gym" lol 😆 hilarious Ryan is a great content creator
My name......😢
After that the teacher’s students were never bad again.
163 likes and no comments? gotta fix that
@@caseyzx yep
needs more comments
hahahahahahahahaahahahhaa
I feel power... 1700th like...
“You’re gonna die”
What?
“You’ll do great”
😅
best part outside of the villain arc
“I AM PAIN” probably describes every sub teacher 💀😭
😂
Mine just let's us either watch crime documentaries or just let's us use our laptops
99% of my sub teachers didn't care about us and let us do what we wanted
Nah every substitute I ever got always let our class do something for ourselves after work and also let us listen to music while we work.
When I subbed at a certain school, the principal took me aside and prepped me for his middle school students. He told me to walk in like a marine drill instructor and NEVER crack a smile.
the sudden "STOP EATING MY PENCIL'' made me laugh so hard
“Bent you over like a pretzel”
Damn Stacey let her intrusive thoughts win 💀💀👀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@varriklegg5559 yeee
Stacey is relatable
💀💀💀💀
he never said "bent over"
“We’re grateful to have you sir.” Little did he know he would regret saying those words later😅
student with teacher: peaceful
student with substitute teacher: Hardcore and with hard difficulty
eh
for us subs usually just put on a movie
Yeah but this sub is at the top of the leaderboard
usually they act nice
No pain no gain
for me it's the substitute teacher thing for both
The substitute teacher be starting his villain arc💀
"STOP EATING MY PENCIL" 💀
Now thats something in my class.
I just likr wood with lead ok???
Yeah... they belong in my nose.
"HEY STOP EATING MY ERASER" 💀
That legit sounded german
Bro really said, "All shall know pain."💀💀💀
(aight this might sound stupid asf, but tysm for 2.7k likes 😭
it's the most amount of likes I got on a comment, LMAO)
pain all i know is pain
@@useless_engineer This world shall know pain.
@@DT-267K I love you.
We got a simp
ALL MIGHTY PUSH
When the sub teacher is tougher than the actual teacher😂
441 likes and no comment let me fixed
That
595 likes and 1 comment? let me fix that
lol
Egg
I thought he was gonna say “I… AM… BATMAN” 😂
Don’t eat my pencil, drop me dying💀💀
IKR 😂😂😂😂
How is this so true 💀
stop eating my penci-
Bro fr said "This world shall know pain." to the class 😂
Bro i literally just thought that 😂
bro quick get naruto before he uses the "almighty test"😂
@@Cue_arts or sasuke
@Kakashi_hatake31, don't forget the "chibaku essay" 😂😂😂
Not again... another war? Shit
"DON'T EAT MY PENCIL" had me dying💀
Bro copied a comment and that isn’t even correct they said stop eating my pencil not don’t eat my pencil
Your the one still saying Bro in 2024, arent you? They were making a joke. Dont be an asshole about it @vincentchen-lh4mu
@@harlanRiot bro they copied a comment exactly from somebody else did you not see the other one?
@@vincentchen-lh4mu who gives a fuck? It's just a comment
@@officialwhiteblocks I'm fourteen Sweetie. I know everyone says it but it's seriously an overused word, let's just shut the fuck up about this all. its stupid to fight over something like this
"Stop eating my pencil" got me rolling on the roof top. 💀☠️
Bro is the only substitute teacher that everyone hates 💀💀
I hate all substitute te
@Endythenderman I just have a lot of bad experiences with em, and now I don't really like em anymore
Our major sub, spent 15 minutes talking about history and religon before we could start working on stuff we mostly already did
"Stop eating my pencil" 💀
Edit1: hoy carp 1.2k likes
That's the most likes I've ever had
Only if I had those likes on my vids :v
69 likes
@@batangnoypi4069are you sure about that
@@liquidthe_ethiopiannationalist awhhhh nah you guys changed it
@@batangnoypi4069 hehe 😈
@@liquidthe_ethiopiannationalist wut
"stop eating my pencil!!" just makes me *dies*💀
😂
My daughter the substitute teacher always became the favorite substitute teacher as soon as she entered the classroom. 😊
That sub was really prepared for all the smoke 💀
“StOp EaTiNg My PeNcIl”
💀💀💀💀
Who are you? 🤨
"You're gonna die."
"Huh?"
"I said you'd do great."
GOT ME DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit : OMG 1.8K LIKES TYSM
Edit 2 : 2k.. holy...
Edit 3: 2.5k... my notifactions are blowing up..
you were the one who died
Same😂😂😂😂😂
Real
@@itsfnaffan2013 lol
The original teacher is the one that will suffer😂 from having to read all the 5000 word essay
"Stop eating my pencil.." got me 😂😂
And the last line "Gentlemen! I am PAIN" also 💔💀
Both teachers are starting their villain arc💀
"Don't eat my pencil" sounds like something my class would say
Why do people keep mishearing it as don’t eat my pencil they said stop eating my pencil
@@vincentchen-lh4mu oh well my class would say borh
“Which type of pencil?”
“No. 2”
“In inches or-“
I am the one who eats the pencils
I was dying of laugh while He was sayin' it.😂
"my pain is constant and sharp" The definition of my life
- Patrick Bateman
“My pain is constant and sharp..”
-Patrick Bateman 😂😂
Teacher: "Im not scared of the danger, cause i am the DANGER"
i am the dangerrr walter white
What’s up danger?
Bro summoned a whole fandom 😂
Frrr 😂
Yesss fr
How
@@inkmasterbro”I… AM… PAIN”
@@ZodiReinwhose fandom name is that??
"Your gonna die😈" Had me laughing my ass off😂💀
*You're
samee
@@420jw it doesnt feel right when someone makes a grammar mistake doesnt it
@@mayank_yello Y'Know, never Thought about it before and I can't Honestly say I Disagree with you
Substitute teacher’s brain won’t be braining after this class
"I am Pain".
Its gonna haunt me when I ask questions to my teacher.
These kind of substitutes are feared by even the principal. Nothing can stop them. Not unless *they were once the feared substitute teacher…*
He said “they merely adopted the pain I was born in it, molded by it” he is the living embodiment of “pain is an old friend”
for a second i thought he was gonna say “I. AM. BATMAN!”
As someone studying to be a teacher, that heartbeat, I felt called out. That substitute teacher is going off base instinct, he has resorted to primal instinct in teaching.
If Ryan was a furniture,he would be rela-table.. I'll let myself out 💀
i see what you did there
The deleted part he's talking about:
ua-cam.com/video/CVQ_qhyodP4/v-deo.html
Nooo, come back! That was a good one!!
@@jackwrath858what deleted part?
Noo. It was hilarious😂
Seriously I'm surprised most villain arcs don't start with them being a teacher
Dhmis teachers be like:
@@Yellowguy0619I was about to ask if you also like dhmis but then I saw your username. Also, true the teachers in dhmis are definetly in their villain arcs.
Well, except Colin, Electracy, Choo Choo, and Coffin--@@Silent_J3lly
@@Yellowguy0619 I almost completely forgot about coffin ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
AND the teachers pet is SMART
Stop eating my pencil got my cracking up 😂😂😂
FINALLY
EVERY ANIME FAN HAS SUBSCRIBED TO THIS MAN AS SOON AS HE SAID
"I am pain."
you mean every gay has subscribed to him when he said that shit
@@randomguy-ce4dy anime fans aren't gay... you're looking at hentai fans..
There's a difference..
If you are pain i am Naruto
@@UzumakiReham *raises finger*
Kronk: no no.. he's got a point..
*insert statue summoning seals here*
Am I the only one who thought he was about to say “I AM VENOM” 💀
No
i was so ready for the "i am your father" lmaoo
I am a substitute teacher. It's way easier than you think. You just have to quickly establish dominance, and trust. Typically, being funny helps. If you can just go with the flow, you will be fine. It also helps to know more than one language. Also, if you are being attacked by an autistic kid, run, and don't look back.
😂 the run and don't look back got me but great advise I dealt with 3 autism students in my class before hahha they weren't fun to have and I had to help my poor teacher escape there rage
Edit: Plus if you think about it. If you have 3 autism students and they rage. They don't understand why one of the other autism students is having a rage fit and think something Is wrong so They will join the rage because they dont understand what's going on.
yea my substitute teacher does that too
Oh no if I'm a sub teacher in America I'll end up with one less .45 ACP bullet I would've used for a better purpose
Easier said than done when I am the alpha male of Kentucky. And I’m only a freshman! Yet I could beat up Arnold Swartchznagger (how the f- do ya spell his name?!?!) in under a hour
@@o2cool264 I'm assuming you're joking
Bro starting a 5000 episode villain arc💀💀
Whenever you said "bent you over like a pretzel" I was in the middle of eating pretzels 😂😂
Teachers idea be like watching 😂
"Dude, don't even. Stacy's 5 foot tall and she kicked your butt yesterday and bent you like a pretzel in the jungle jim!" Those are some words to remember.
Fr😂
*gym
*gym
That book throw was personal and I loved it.
The irony is that most of the time my classmates treated substitute teachers better than our normal teacher.
"Stop eating my pencil! Oh, who are you??" 😂
"My pain is constant and sharp." My whole life wrapped up in a single sentence 🗿
"STOP EATING MY PENCIL- Who are you? " I don't know why but that was so funny for me especially "I AM pain"
Finally somebody who got it correct people keep saying it said don’t eat my pencil
My subs were always GOATED.
I had this one sub in year 6, and he made our work: easy to understand, fun, overall great. We finished each lesson early for the 2 days we had him and always got to use laptops afterwards.
As I said, goated. 😎
W pfp
The hero for every teacher the villain for every student
My first day of teaching was as a substitute and I felt that panicked long pause of silence when you know something should be happening but you don’t know exactly what to say or do. As a full time teacher now, I felt that teacher’s will to give his class away and say the sub was going to die lol
My second day subbing a kid threatened to stab me with a flower and I was calculating how close I should let him get before defending myself. Kid backed down.
I didn't like the job and I much prefer teaching college, but kids are easy enough to control if you have a bag of chocolates in one hand and a bag of lead weights and scorpions in the other. Metaphorically.
Why did he say “I arised this morning” like he just got shipped in the mail 😂
"Your ginna die"
"what?"
"I said you'll do great" got me laughing😂😂💀
“Stop eating my pencil! Who are you?!” Famous last words
My Pain is constant and Sharp got me 💀😂😂... Bro is about to become an American Psycho
i literally expected the best "I AM ATOMIC!"...
Same 💀
"your gonna die" had me rolling on the floor
“Stop eating my pencil” got me laughing so hard!!!😂😂
There are only two types of substitute teachers:
The ones like this who give far too much work and the ones that just let you play the games that have been collecting dust for 30 years all day.
And videos of reading rainbow and bill Nye instead of whatever was in the teachers sub folder lol
"stop eating my pencil" 😂
“Another one to beat down”
-Super man
Start
Students:we’re gonna beat him up
End
Students:his gonna beat us up
I loved when we had a sub because it was always a super easy day. The teacher would either have the sub do a review on what was taught the other day or it'd be a movie day.
let me guess, middle or high school?
I've had some substitutes that were villainous and some that would just put in a movie and leave the classroom for that period. They'd give us a few movie choices that were not educational and just be like bye, peace.
Bro getting better character development for a villain arc than Negan from The Walking Dead 😭💀💀💀
The fact this got recommend to me today.
The day before teachers day 😭
Either A: Substitutes are treated like dirt
Either B: Everyone loves that one sub
Either C: The sub worse than the actual teacher
A is forever
B is very rare
And C is all the freaking everytime
"Don't eat my pencil!"💀💀
Class clown was like it was not my time to shine
Solid 10% chance of a bad substitute teacher
That teacher tried to make substitute a villain but he already was one
Honestly this needs to have a part 2 with the og teacher watching the substitute teacher do that to the students
“STOP EATING MY PENCIL-“
literally me to my friends in class 😭
The "STOP EATING MY PENCIL" caught me off guard😂😂😂