𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐲𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝: 𝐌𝐫𝐬. 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬!

So, I hear a few of you lovely folks trekked all the way down to London Beigels' new home and left without sinking your teeth into one of Mrs. Salty's famous pastrami on rye sandwiches. Oy vey, I can practically hear the collective kvetching from here! But listen, before you plotz, let me break it down for you.
First of all, there's only ONE Mrs. Salty. That's right, folks. ONE. Like the Highlander, there can be only one! She's the Michelangelo of meat, the Picasso of pastrami. And as much as we'd love to clone her and set up a pastrami assembly line, science just isn't there yet. Finding staff with the chutzpah to work as hard and learn her art is like finding a mensch at a schlemiel convention. It's tough! Consistency and quality are our kreplach and butter, and Mrs. Salty sets the bar higher than my Aunt Sadie’s kugel recipe.
Now, the second challenge: our beloved salt beef and pastrami. These aren’t just slabs of meat; they're labors of love! It’s not just a matter of throwing some beef in the oven and whistling “Hava Nagila.” No! We’re talking weeks of brining, smoking, steaming, and baking. Weeks, people! It takes longer to make these delicacies than it does for my Uncle Max to finish a sentence. Plus, with Mrs. Salty’s reputation spreading across Thailand faster than gossip at a Bar Mitzvah, keeping up with demand is a shlep and a half. We’ve got fridges working overtime, but they’re not miracle workers, and sometimes, we sell out. And for that, we’re truly sorry.
Lastly, let’s talk rye bread and beigels. These aren’t just any bread and beigels; these are Mrs. Salty’s masterpieces. Each one hand-made with more care than a bubbe’s hug.
Please take some time and watch this 20-minute video. Yes, I know, a 20-minute video! This shows our beloved Mrs. Salty creating wonderful pastrami and baking rye bread from scratch. I even made a video to show you just how much work goes into these beauties.
Until we can find apprentices willing to learn and master this ancient art, it’s going to take time to meet demand. So, please, bear with us. Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither are our beigels.
We’re working our tuchuses off to get ahead of the game and keep everyone happy. We appreciate your patience and your appetite. And remember, a world without Mrs. Salty’s pastrami is like a world without laughter-unthinkable!
Shalom and nosh well,
CHECK OUT OUR FULL MENU: bit.ly/336m8TU
📲 OUR WHATSAPP NUMBER: 0982234759
LONDON BEIGEL AND SALT BEEF BAR
🍽️ SERVE A WIDE SELECTION OF YOUR FAVORITE JEWISH DELI FOOD
🌍 WE DELIVER ALL OVER THAILAND
#Pastrami #RyeBread #MrsSalty #LondonBeigels #DeliciousDeli #Foodie #GourmetSandwiches #ArtisanBread #Handcrafted #FoodLovers #CulinaryArt #BrisketLovers #JewishDeli #BakingFromScratch #MustWatch #FoodVideo #TasteTheTradition #BeigelsAndMore #Yummy #FoodPorn